La Grande evening observer., March 31, 1925, CITY EDITION, Image 4

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' THE LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER "
Tuesday, March 31, 102.r.
kt (Srmtite ftenittg bmtox
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FRANK B. APPI-EBY
, HAH VET F. MATTHEWS..-.
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PURE RELIGION and uudefllcd beforo God and the I'lilh
cr Is this, To visit the fatherless and widows In their afflic
tion, and tu keep himself unspotted from the world. Juiuca
J-"'.
OFFICE
CAT
VAADI MAUN MO.
Junius
One-fourth of
shopping curly I
the year is gone do your Christmas
Ttic mos. m,sjful bliow wUi
duw iH one tliat cuntaliw nothing
tu obstruct the niirrura at the back.
...
However.' that new OIU Testa
ment In modern language doesn't
cull thi'iii Holomon'B "uweeUea."
It la ulK-gpd the average mun
weurs out five collura a year,
which k1v!b luuiidrii'a a high bat
ting uverugu.
An amendment to the constitu
tion rtMiuliinff everybody to work
would be nioro to tho point, but
no politician. would cut favor It.
An experienced bunk cuhMt Is
one who automatically elvulea hla
hunda when a ati-anger uppeurs.
Hinlth It see ma lo mo tliat your
wlfu hu been wearing a aurango
expression lutely.
Jonea Yea, ahe'a trying- to re
semble her In (eat prolugrupha.
New definition of a cynic: The
B"' who d iMitfrccs wltiii Uio theory
or evolution became lie thmka it
Insults tho ape.
Farmer Don't you bco that sign,
"Private No Hunting."
Hunter: 1 never reud anything
marked "private."
A TIMKLY TKSTIMONIAi;
"Your corn p last era did not give
mo any relief. J only took one and
jlhut wfia so tough X could hardly
chew it."
Young Harold was Into for Sun
day school, and the minister in
quired the cause.
"I win golnic fishing, but father
wouldn't let me," announced the
lad.
"That' the right kind of a ruiher
to have," replied the nihilMer. "Did
be e.plaln the reason why lie would
not let you go?'
"Yes, air," was tho response.
"He anhj there was only bait
enough for one."
(: To make the Wallowa mountains and lakes a national
park' will not be a difficult procedure. The government
always has been and always will be quick to appreciate the
unusual natural beauties within the nation's boundaries and
to preserve those regions for all time to come. Wallowa is
in that class. It will be a national park. It will become
as well known and as nonular as Mt. Rainier and Crater "ora w"ut e011 tor them,
Lake. It will attract increasing thousands of visitors each
year. La Grande is the gateway a strategic position the
value of which cannot be over-emphasized.
Getting Fads Right Out of the Air
I'ii.st plciiirrH oT the itriny'a unui.;
in trait wh ii-li proved a i it; raft
miprriorily to liinil dr Tenses, mail.'
tol low iiiK- Ge?i. Mlli'hclt's chai'rT'-M
bfforu the congressional Invetili
gating com in it! eu. Above, unll
aircraft buttery trying to reach
target of attack pluiies In the sky,
with interested obaervura In fore
ground; right, the unscrutehed
taiget. off ice i-H holding up t lie
canvua "sock" .which wan towc I
through Die clouds Tor land gun
ners to shoot at; below, tieiicral
.Mitchell Inspecting the lou-pnund
Immbs with which flyers theoretic
ally demolished a "battleship"
marked on the ground.
worship. She ph'ketli one and lo,
Kile picket h u lemon.' Hut tho ediloi
cullc(h him one of our promising
young men and getteth away with
It. And they send unto tho editor
u bid to the wedding, and beholo
the bldri ure fualiloned in a fur
city.
Klowery ind long is the wed-
NI'.WK ITKM. ding notice which (he editor print-
"Uoctor iMcOilllcuildy'H Rolls- '"' The minister getteth to boms.
Koyee wu stolen while landing The groom slandeth ( In cdltni;toi'l
in front of the County I'oor House for a twelve-iuont lits' subscription.
where he wn ylHillug hlH agid pur
The prayer of the bigot la. o
Lord, bless ua und give our nclgh-
Tho 1 tolly twins ore always to
gether, an It will not be necessary
to tell them apart.
Pods' Corner
;vi
Ms. I low Blue,
cliungf.
M Ichlgun.'
- NO HOPE J NO HOPE!
Announcement that the Baldhead Clul) of America is u
demonstrate' the practicability of grafting hairs on bald
pntes by transfen injf small colonies of hairs from tho
"heads of beautiful and healthy maidens" sound encourag
ing, at first thought. But there is a fly in the ointment;
a murium ue ruse. ; acvenu jiios, MiHi'.seveini..'UontK,r'""i
illdeeld. " ' ' '. I KubMuIi Iihieii:iri Is
ll,n ixnf f.mt..." I... u.. r..
r u-91,, line me oiu-iime cnei wno givej us insirucnonsitiifi- iifvcr imx u i:iuim to uui- it
for cooking a hare (no pun intended) you "must first catch ... .... .,..,. , . .
your hare," tho baldheaded man, or tho operating surgeon, not borrow momy from my iirt i"l,,th 0111 "
vould first havo to catch the "beautiful maiden,", and ",','!!, .,. .. .
... , . , , lll'.ll MI'HUAMt: ."lie JiinI fni
where is the lovely young feminine thing ishe of the flaxen -i on miio simw unit it mi.
curls, or golden locks, or dusky tresses who would sacn
KXtllt U AlI l ilt SI. I'lllllC'K
(By iv loir:- Itrmli-r)
TiillinK away In lii.s oi'l'ii-o,
.MullhllllLt til,; llllmls of liu-ll,
.Milllant. Hr.-lcKs. a ricliti-r.
Wif-liliiiK a trt.'iu-hunt in-n.
Mi- Hila llicrn Mv-:iltinL; Hit: moim-nt,
-JtiHl Mm nilnuli! when
AW fli-Hh In kvhhh anil til lllili- Mm Jli- fan ilntw HWor-l rroln Hi-utiliard,
Anil I'iKlit lor tin- lii-upl,: again.
nlKlt lone llu-y oi""n m llu- win-
It out
Editorials From
Over the Nation
Thou,- A ,ti.-,-l,-i, iiu '
'f ice her one best bet fur a good match by transferring hen i-vm-ii irii-mi. "an ia) inK tin-v
chief nildl-nnicnl. In ' o-ivirn tho nnliulmil t,m ,C -. .-..in ,.1,1 rl" "P ""' Iioiiw Willi lii-al anil all
., V V ., . ' """lllitht lone
.man; Approach the first one you meet, Mr. H. Jtead, and;'io i
'question her on the subject, if you doubt it.
I' But suppose, for the sake of argument, that "mother"
jwent away for a little vacation some day and came homo
a few weeks later to find her erstwhile marble-topped hub
by decorated in youthful fashion with a crop of golden'
locks that suspiciously resembled those of that "flip young
thing next door," whose flirting propensities had been for
months subject of domestic lectures.
No, no, men! In that direction lies trouble; deep, dark,
isouMrying trouble, of a shade and degree beside which
i:r .'..id. ii ri-t:..i: i , , ,
niu huh nu: in i iiiuinis 01 a naiQ iieim is as a summer-long
holiday by a sunlit sea.- Metier the uncertainties anil eni-
.barrassments of n wir than the youthful tresses of a iriddv Klv'1" lllm " ,,,"
; I , ii t- i , i lli'hnhl llu- yotuifl
.hpiiiib uuiii.m-i mi mi! jjiisieniiig dome oi age.
' There is only one way to fight the years, ami that is
by 'facing them with a smile. The man who covers liL;
Kx- wife- In ruIIii-i-ciI unto llu- mill. Tho i
iiiiiuni,-!- -ik-iii iiik IIU. I lie l-'liiori
..,,.,,. , , , , , Pr'n',"i H ileatli m.llit-. two iol-; llullllns will, siiul iimlaiinti-il.
?1U8 kj,uyik- '" f ol.ll.tuary. ll- Io.Ib- n-1 (ia.,,-,1 t.v,-,-l ,l w..,- ..r , ilslil
n l,1,Vlk',,,f; ,' ?"'' of IhankH. Ami h- ,,... 1,1 f , l , ,,,lly ,, is I,'
" " 1 .read nrool tin the In-.n! nml. n li.-.ri..,- it... i...., r
durned thing eoinetti out "Con.- ti); 0,11 m the burning light,
tailed Hur IjU3t Hol)Htin putH.," f;,.v..r a slop is baeUwurd.
And ll that are akin ti the ile- I No malli-r how bitter the l'i;,'ht.
Ceused jliuipeth on the editor with
exeeeding great jiiinpH. And they 'Anived in niiainnv , 1...11 1,1,
ir aibi and tanc.'it-t h I s'KhuI all ii. i.t.m.i.. r,...H-
fiii'T in-- ivariaie they carry on,
iner even unto t!ie third and fourth J- And wurrllni: (he blows
generationii. .-. Iriiey deal in the. KuiHV f frleiid-
THO-IIcailril Simla, l-'unml (;,i in His mercy hnov.a
- I'Muit never a Iriier eiiariipion.
I' l oin I he
ranNs ot I lie luil"ia
OA M,AM. I':. I. (AC) A mill:
snake with Hvi Miinrl h-ail.s wis; it;!'.
rang!il on Mount IMablo by a eat - i
tie lu-rder recently. The n-pllle I:; Ci;:him; l!t' tilit nf lite ( pt.-
011 etilhitlotl at the Cl)ier.si( of Ah. in- in the r Imiir,
Calltornia imtfitniin. Willi only his Cud In guide Mm
When durk'nlng storm clouds
lower.
Against him the might of the daily
press,
Controlled by money's power.
Nut they've never lowered his
standards high.
And never made hlin cower.
Who can know ot tho anguish
That the. stress of battles bring.
Who run tell of the soul's travail
When, night time lowers her
wing?
1.1 ut he stands for the matters true
Pnd Jimt.
Nor yields a single thing.
From the side of justice, truth and
. right,
Kor the, pressure, of cli'iuc and
rlny.
ll"dgei by a ring of bitter foes.
Made bitter by end of grart.
Heady to bury thu knife in bin
heart.
Aye, bury it to the halt;
Or bring to hliu pain and aorrow
I'.y the devious ways of cralt.
And mock tin; evil their uela have
done.
And laugh au fiends Ikivo laugh
ed. ,
t'u 1 y nis spii-miid courage,
I And his mighty will sustain
jms soni in the hour of battle.
Of trouble and toll and pain.
(iladly his heart will welcome
The time he may drop the rein
Springtime . . powder blue sky overhead and
the Pirlee underfoot. The Perla, April's Calen
dar style . . . the smartest shoe seen this month
with the smartest buckle seen in years. In black
patent leather, cut out at the sides in the newest
Parisian manner! Exclusive with us for wcarc
the only Calendar Style Service shop in towal
' J Work TMrtt Liaibtr
$050
(8
And go to his home In quiet.
And live like a man again.
Modern Poultry Knlslug
Interests King's Duugliler
(;oUKIJOKOI:GI1. Yorkshire
(AIM I'rincer-s Mary 1h becoming
quite the "country squire's' wife.
Not only does she Lake a great in
terest in tilings on Lord Laseellc's
estate, but lias Infected her hus
band with some of her enlhusfawm
in farming matters.
The home farm at Coidsbo rough
receives mos$ (if Princes Mury'H
atlention. she has effected many
improvements, and personnlly su
pervises iHe poultry section. She
has devoyVd special attention to a
Hutch breed of fowls and has had
scveraup-to-dale poultry yard ap
llaiuvs installed at the farm,
tVtieen .Mary w:is recently persuad
elj to inspect the improveinenls in-
nf'tituleit by her 'bi'Igllter.
MARKET JOEL'S GROCERIES
' l'honc Main 75!)
I'KKSIAN IJATH TAIJIjKTS
Kxtia Laige Bar of -Sohiv-Mc
Vegetables Fresh Each Morning- we buy
nolhiny; but the best.
1
5 I
' , ' '---
1 1 its. in
th
f.wsr Tiior i;at 11-:
'I'Im- I'liiniliiili-r: ron.-ihli-i-filllor!
A rhllil In horn miln
ulf- iiC 11 nirn-hniil in I he Inun.
llu- plivNlrlnn Ki-lli-tli in 1 1111 Km
Til.- ,-ililor will, -Hi u Hi I.I. iin, a
jli.ilf iiihI I, II. -in tin- in ii ri 1 1 ! Mini
Mill- i-lillil I i Ill llu- Iiriuii in nln-
ImiiiikIh. Yt-ii. Ik- 11,-th i-vi-n iih 11
lllnrlnn. Anil tin- iirouil mtllir
yotin? om ciuM-tli
il unit Kiriiiliiiili-lli. Anil III-- i-ill-lor
imtli-tli Inlo IiIn iuit-r n hv ,i i
nolle,.. 'i-i. n prncli uf n m,tli-i-.
Ilo lilli-tli of I In- wlHiluni of Hi"
.fciituies with a liitmtl. trotitl-nalin-.-H in-in looiw r,.ii.-u .!"""B ' '"'.i ir i-x.-.-.-iin i
,, r- . . , . . , "-l ......o 1 I'll I II t' 1 1 II, 'HS. I.II.O lllltll till- limrS OI
Uiusy (i(lniirnir it Ihey Inrjrel Ui look higher Hum his imse. nimn.n i sin- umi h.-r .-.. n ih ,ii,y
O11 .the tither haiitt, the chap who worries over the loss ol" '"' '" ""' A'"' "'"
I, . , , , 1 - . , ilri-HKiiuiKi-r K.-tti-lli two score nml
liih, hail is apt to jjet liiniself into a stale of mind where four n-on men. .urn n,,- .-,iii,- B,-tK
folk's will just naturally refer to him as that 'lialdheatltd " "' "m"k" rrul" ""' Bnnl
olditnoueh," for nobody likes to look at a frown! KnTlhe''miuKi,ter Ko,tii on
' 1 journey. Anil I In- editor lliroweth
" " l,ii,iM..ir ..,1 11... ..t ,1... r. ......
!f.-erelilry Weeks ,l,-el,l,-,l l link well ourly. It rilllllelll u column
for I, ,l for imrelinse of l,)-,l,. ,,. An, , flllr ,, ,.,..,,.,..
e ei-lrle i.oer ut Wilson ili.m. Mus.,., llh rrol r ,r ,, ,)U.,,lr,.
ele hhoals. poBlul curd Unit conteth U lur n
' IJIIIley.
Ileliolil. she returui-tll. mid the
joulli or the town tall ilon nml
Yesterday In
Washington
(It)' Ihe fVvMM'tnp'd IVch-j
Walter H. Meirolf of Kunot nc-4-eptrd
(he coiniirttMlnnt'Mlilp ol
Vhiotin. which he hill ome de
rllnvd. :
' Hj-lgadb-r fjehornl Mltehetl. rv
jlrimt urwiftiint arm;' air tlib i, wtf
oKditnid io duty at Anbtnto,
Texan.
Keerelnry K. lli.(.'ir conferred with
KiHietirbi, WeeltN, Wilbur and
llomvr on the forthcoming lien,
eva urtMH I runic, confcirncc.
Pi.KiinasIrr (lelieral New rennr
ed to doty, with dciiHillull. U pos
tal oftb-tnls who had hern HUpend
ed In connei-tbin whli effortn lo
pit: the pt'Htiil piiy bill.
It
bv
The ' Mi7',n
Invvfttlguting tb
buit'ini roneltld'
' 'b;-t Tb. -dr-.n
.-r-- "ii-iiiiillr lo ItuiiK.ity iouh be u e plnl, but
Inb tntil revenue tliat .ll-n u. unburn would he
I Hh henrlnm. ; relnlncd hh imIiiIsI-t to Aostrtu
Fixtures
House Wirinjj-
I ATWATKIl KKNT
J AND OTHER RADIO SbTS
We Install Radios Ftee
f Bcnham Electric Co.
A" ,M AEW FOLT 111. IX
A; -.
Reliable
Bank
Reliability that iiicuiim
helpfulness us well ua
safety no matter vhul
the emergency.
La Grande
National Bank
tHimiil, Itrltshlr, frogrrssli
A Sound Policy Followed By
Aut!isrSsed Ford Dealers
VVIicn you buy a usoil caryou want every reasonable assurance of value.
Any Authori.eU Fonl Dealer clTers you such assurance. You can
safely trust his juilgment because he is the best judge ol Ford values.
I Ic cm siv lire n Fonl Car lor you at r.n astonishingly low price. And
.sh? i.ir h5-.-4'n u tSi ,.;iv? yow ihc.bigjji?value lor your money.
Talk to him now. Fin.l out how little it takes to own a car that
will give you rral service and enjoyment this summer.
SEE THE NS.Ar.FST AUTHORIZED
FORD DEALER
7
Now is jour I'liHiice lo j;el that New
Set of Tires at a price you cannot ai
ford lo let jjet by.
Sec our window or plume M-iin ,rS for
prices.
These arc regular lilAiMOM) CORDS.
Oregon Hardware & Imp. Co.
Pleating
CHILD'S SKIRT 7-;;
IA DIES' SKIRT with 2 ytU ; : ji.oo
LADIES' SKIRT with 2! yds 51.3.5
LADIES' SKIRT with 3 yds $1.50
Rinr.ONS'aiid I'LLTiXC. , to 25c yd.
Dune any size Imm 1-lG-inch to 1-2 'inch
Skirts IMrulfd us Follows:
"' "J"--int-ii .i l-ii;cli Ktiify j'.Vit '
1-2-inch or 1-Inch Knife I!n Ccnti-r.
1-inch, 1 1-2-iiich or 2-inch l',nx 1 'lea Is
1-i-inch, ;;-X-inth or l-2-inch Accortii-.n
All pleating will l,e ready the day foll.iwiit;;.
DuUon Holes Miiilc with Regular Factory Machine,
i'.c to lfc l'",aci.
Ritlt'.ihs C'ovcrci!
'Ji.ic to fiOc I'cr Dozen.
Norton's Kiddy Shop