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gcfnvrlnv. August 23, 1924: PAGE FOim THE LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER 1 n La Grande Evening Observer """ ixii:im:niu:m' m;vs'ai'i:u Published dally anil wnpldy. ut Iji (Jriunle, Oregon, by til LA OUANDK HV1SN1NO (JHSEUVEIl I'UIII.ISIIINO CO. UltUCi: JJKNNI8 !...; Editor Klilerm) ut Hwtoirica, ttt 1-a Griuido, Ori'uon, aa Second Cliua Mali ilultr. On Bain In otlmr cltli'a OriRon lloll Nna Hlund, l'urt Unci; Iiuiiorlttl News Hlund. l'oillaml; Multnomah Nowa Bland, I'ortland ' AddrxM all communlcallona to Th Ohni-rvcr, Hl Adunia Ave.. Iji (Ininde, On koo. siiiM iiirmiN u.viiM- lly Dally, twr month - Daily, pr Uiri'e niontlia .. ......... Dully. ir ai iiioiiiIik, In ntlvanna Daily, vinKlu copy , Hy .Mull Dally, nr monlli ....... Daily, ptr Blx inontliH. In mlvunco ... Daily, n-r yrar, in udvunce Olisrvi;l -Star, per yeur CITY ANU CllUNTV OI''lc;IAI, l'AI'MIl Tho Associated I'rewi la ejcclti.slvely enlilltMl to uao for pun. llcatinn ur all newa cllnpiw:ln-a ct-eiiiteil lo It or not otherwiaa cru.HKil If piilillnlii'd llii-rnln. All rlslila or republication of per.i.il illHputt'liea In tlila paper, and nlno tliu local now a hitrelu alno aro rejicrved. , MEMIIKH AS.HOCIATK!) PHRHS Tim Aaioclated Friaa la ciclualvely entitled to ua for pub lication of all newa dlapatchea credited to It or not olberwla araditml If publlnhed ilierein. All riKlita of republication of apeclnl dlapalchea In ttlla paper, and alao th local Dial herein alHO ar reaerved. , ItKMOVK I'AI! KHOM Ml vnnily nn.l Hi : Klve me nelth. er povi-rly nor rielii a; feed me Willi fnn convenient for me. rnivcrlta Su:S. All After Him Now When old John linrloycorn, who had licU! his throne ever r.iiiee our I'tlHm fathers U.ok n nip from a iJilUe i.iu; iii(rniii(! they landed on the Mayflower, licxitii lo slip, llio old ruli! of kick him while he goes down workt-d woll. And it is still working:. One La Grande man recently said no never knew of imythinjf that hud as many friends in . private and enemies in public as John Barleycorn- Very true, J nit just the same tho kicking process continues. ;' ' TaH-lieurois of delusions are 1 requested to step for , ward and help bury another generally accepted idea, now exploded as false. Whisky is not good for snake bite, an nounces Dr. Gilbert Vander Smisstn, specialist in treating cntlenien who have thoughtlessly stepped on metiers, cop Hrheads, water moccasins and other luvcahle pets. In fact, says Dr. Smissen, a quart of rye or Scotch is apt to lessen rather than promote tho victim's chances of re covery. Other scientists Ixick up Dr. Smissen's views. They have been carrying on investigations started by tho jiiazilian institute of serum therapy. Science thus vindicates the legal mling, a few months ago, by Judge J. C. Mutcheson of the federal court in session at Corpus Christi, Texas. A gentleman on trial , fop violating the Volstead act . were numerous and active in wus considered necessary to have a Imttle- of hooch on hand. The judge said he, too, had been brought up on the theory that whisky was good for snake bite ,but that l'ie idea has no longer any standing. A heart stimulant hastens circulation of poison through the body. He added: '"Two hundred and fifty dollars and costs!" Like many other evils, snake bite is not as dangerous iis generally believed. The average mortality from Ameri can venomous serpenta is only a little more than 10 out of. 100 peiisons bitten, according to tho government's biolog ical suivey. Most snakes, the survey adds, skeedaddle at the approach of man- And their striking distance is (illy about three-fourths of their length. Good-bye, oldest of John Barleycorn's i.libis! Make 'Em Over .... In those quiit August days occasionally men talk who wldom Uilk during any other part of the year. He was a window dresser n a La Grande department store who delivered thin lecture on the wax figure the other day: The haughty stare from the wax figure in the dry Koods store window has a purpose. Milady must look serenely proud, that the gorgeous gown or smart frock 1 lint graces her superb lines may not ho out of haimony. Hut all the .short-sighted men. who have tried to flirt with the wax model will enjoy this one comforting hit of news: The cold hut alluring beauty is a slave of fashion, and with the advent of longer skirts she is due to pass, only to Im; replaced by wax models of newer lines. Kvcry spring and every fall the wax models go forth ; from thp fashion centers, to be garbed in stores like the i local ones with all that is latest and daintiest in the way 4if personal adornment, A New York designer has given out the secret. The mannequins have but a brief day of glory. Their un faded tints, their shapely shoulders, will bo sacrificed. Frigid h df-smiles on their lips, eyes still frostily gazing to the beyond, they will go into tho melting pot, to le made into creatures yet more fair for another fashionable season. Editorials From Over the Nation tiii: toi.i, ui1 tiii: w vrnts li-li.Ul Thit. Ih the mu- ain wh'-n the waters, bmh Krmt and Miiiill, take their loll of ttu Mian life. Many a group of y. oiis onnir petpb tst aid for a fc wim onl t reliiin he;i -hearti d with out of their ouniher a victim of drowning. .Most of these drowiOnxx are avoidable and mtght hae lHen pi vented by the rxrc nf rnution and ihuhhmi tiae. Tit Inn' of the old nwlui aittiK hole nntm-nl and ih bay Who hax no metiHtry of aurh rpnel aaa nitvHed nomfihtnK fine. Hat t danfT JurfcB in tb waters, vhcih I'airlur ..?r,o ..I4.& "10 6fto ..I3.C0 ..6.0i ..12.00 had explained that snakes his community,, and ..that it I er crerk or river or luk. J Kvervbody oniiht to learn to ji.wUn. rareniH who neglect lo w 't It that their children know how to take cure of themselves ' in the water are ncKtlKvni to n ; MerhuiN decree. los mid t:irts who are 1 nut; hi 'he rudiment nf NwimmhiK nnl have ron.iui red fear while in the water are mea sitiau pr. pnn d lo met emrr eneba. but not even an expert ctii-ed swimmer can afford to run fnoiitii rifkn. Precautions are ne-e.-vsary; are;Mlrts nn ihe part of common sense. It m a mtMtake, nlwaya, 4to o into the water Imiuedtately after . ittiit;. At ejt nn hour ouaht to elupxe. nn dbetter iwn or three hffore one taken a dip after a hearty meal. The heat of the day Ix nnt a good time in h In the water. Long Uistane swimming xtunlM wltlioul tho accompaniment of u rowtioat are full of peril. To take n "heailer" from an leviittan before exploring Hie tuirroiintlliu; water for lilrt!fn roelia or oilier oliHtnctca la to flirt with denlli. ' iii:.viin; kiii.i, iiaii wini IKIroll I'ree I'reca: A discovery that there h u concern In CIiIcoko which offers lo write CNtay on utiy jiiihject for nnlvendiy etiidenlM ul (10 er CKKay. nlid Kuarantcca iheii acceptance by the examine, hurt naturally atirred hehool aulliorlllea lo acllon. They do not intend lhai ynunir men whow ,-dueailon U In their eliarl?e Hhail Kft uH'uy wlih.uny Mieli labor Having devn-e. I'erlinim Hie boa may under take lo reply Ihul IcurniiiK; how lo lo literary . work, vtcartoualy la part of llielr Iniinlnif for huccc. They may orfcr Hie praclli-e of ninny siicceasful men. Kir Henry Irvlnar l n puled lo hnve uxxunied I be uuibor.-dilp of i. hook llutl una written by lilx S'-erelnry. ratelnn; nlonj; to lirlmu ilonnaH. prlxe rlKblera. hall playerH, movie htiir.i and oiliern In Ihe IiIkIi "al ary lltil. It la notorloua dial very many, of llielr publlKlied worka ar wrlllell for them by hard working llli rury hark and la It not alao a fuel thai many a coiiRrcMimari Iiiim acquired a repillallon In liter al lire ami economics because hta HpeecbcH the be found In the leave-In-print section of the foni-Tes-slonal llecord. were written by bis prtvltle secretary? Willi such a ni:i of pn'cedenis 01 Ms rninninnd, some of the younit men ai the I'nlverslty of Chlcl.ito may feel Ibat I hey are on firm irround when I hey buy Ihe III era ry productions on which they hope to Ret A" or lit lenat "i: marUlntrs. .Neverllielewa we nre ufraid they will full to win any urirunient Ibey may put up. Kor professors are nolorlously an obstlnuie cluss, with a concen trated haired for cheats and cheat Ink", ami Ibey have the whip hand. 1 'Mitx. WuKhlnirton Wur: An iutnurr. tl Ovrmun woman who hu come 10 into country to leolure on art u'. u woman' colle-ifo umm the irt fix "Mm." whrn tffni Iit n.iini. Hhr bu im-rr ih a v (Irrinun law wlilrh uulliorl4 Ihlw mi.1 who udvofuOk 4iiut all youn woim ii (uMiuiie the lUI of Mm, Homo vtoinin 1 not wult no lonK. Tlif-r! In no reaon why i woiuun vltouhl not use thf .rof.n Mr." If nho wunm to. It In hu- iiuin miMrleurf tnut mow wotiuu uilopt thi iro(ix, uml with nior. U'nm julUiucllnii to tiiinMH'H. Jt U hell. vel thut uny Homi.u could rnjoy the mlvuutuif of tlth prcriK it he wouhl uy the wotu. And U In a kIioh worI. liruin inurlHiis rltuut It u an nfflnnn- ttvA nUvir)alul iurtlchB. Muity iiirn lirilovo that ulmottt uny wo man will iironoumv thtU wont If hti ban a rhunrc. Koinfi worm a Rtiu nhdorat. htit If they shoulJ ever conic lo a dtfreront and hai plrr chM-lnlon thrrr are men who will oooerate with them i.nl Rive tlicni the mlviinlUK of ittclr i vivv, eoiiNolatlon and aalury. TIiIm (ti'rinun lrrlurr!t ;ih, "It Ih of ureal help to the unmiir.'li.l woman In the hiNlnwt field to Im- knna n utt "Mrn. " Tlire luay he Home ndvnnUiffoa In thin, hut rerlnlnly not no many boxes ol eamly ami liunehea of flowerr. 'Ihere are too many women t. ha hnv not neon th ndviintiiKt'x of nlnjf t lie prefix "M th.," hut per tiapH there Ih still hope for thei: Ami for iim. AN AWI'CI. MKM'h. Ilemtdpl lioneer: It inual hi .in awful Hhoek to Home of the in form polltieiann lo we the prfi of fat 111 produce advancing h.. fore I hey have an opportunity to claim the credit. Nub Glacier Now ItiHXtlinjr ArterIMiic furwnni ovcnHiit IIKItXK .HA IN Selenfltlc oh McrvntmnM Kfini to show that the Swtan c' tiers are rveedlui;. The adanee durine the )ut t-n ycant hat; come to a Mop. From ion ote- nerval Ioiih taken ;iHi year, hi irla- iern were found to he reroiltne and only li advtinelnr. who reus In It'tii. 3 out of 100 were ererphlK forwurtl. The lust Kii'al period of retro- trreHnhm w :ih hl ween Ihe years and 1S, but ninee lus Ihe itreater part of the Klt''ra ap peared t be Koltiir forward until Jnt ii-ir. when ihe new period of withdr:iH:0 m-l n. Aft Inline ' USED CAR ' la nnt an nlilistsl car. nn.l . Iht lUdlcr la tllllnv In Riiuriinlii' ita romlitlon (. rails.' ho liaa rvltilllt It lo matrh a niw rn- In np-i-artincc ami porrorniama Knowlnc thut Ih prior t. 10 ! prr rrnt loaa than a new rar, uu4 Ihf aorvlra iloprrctatlon la rram la to IS pir r.nl l.ia than a new ! car, IS IT NOT KOONOMV j to nrr a. rsKn oaii j 'rrtHltlvoly!" Thon rt tho thrift haWt an. I huy a : HKHt'll.T I'AR from ua? Iti4 It.'i nnli-k nht ... SOUTHARD & THE OLD HOME TOWN jaJK aawa.--j-.., ,E snce he hap a oouo tooth put I 'V-?J. once since he hap a oouo tooth put '' IN OVtRIWOWtEKS A6- OFFICE CAT TAAOl MAN BY JUNIUS A far a m cerinin 1a firamte , iimii Ih iiiitft'riHtl Ihe oil liittvUtt- at kin Mid a ralliirc. NoIkmIv '.ia i fliiumNl the Hirt who Mml IiIiii n I lol of tHtfttt oM hOm-Um. You enn't nrret 11 for holding up You can't urreal for hoblintr up You ciin't nVrt'Ht 1 anfety pin. l Hkirf. rlothen-ptii 1 ahtrt irarter for holding up u nock Hut you can arrest a gentleman for tampiinR with u lock. At n hi;? purty In rhlcngo a wo. man nf the hewiy rich and osien tl tlous class was sitting beside Hie wife of u prominent labor leader. Tbe former bepan lo talk about II he- jewelry. "1 clean my dia- cilltlSTlAMA (Al). lnouds with ammonia." he said, loria) to the late Kn tte -m. rnblcH with llordeaux wine, j,)f .iinn,HOta. who born my emeruhiH with nansiK brandy, and my sapphires witli fresh niti'i. And, you. AfiH. litunk Hie usKeu, lurntng 10 the labor leader's wife. j mm 1 wtou mm.-. the li.lter airily. "WIkmi they get dirty, 1 simply throw ther.i away. Then art thm rlnca of wo- men. the liitetleetunl. t'.ir Is-nntiiol anil tin mnjoritr. Kvery town hns a few who de light In making speeches t'nr char ity ami n vr see the collection plate. . Adjust til compensation for dol-lar-a-year tteii may ineu giving them a few more years. 4,lill tvatii n r-rni-kcr'." ".Ao. oh I ileiu," replietl the par- rM. " bnxe dine,! copiously, (int a clgnreiie about yni.' J (iterriaie. at Mount Angel. One of the gtrls In the office j PAI.KU. tn-. Seventy-five Sal stated n.nee tint: she ; wouhln t iem rhcrrlans, accompanied by the wuth dishes for $.'. u wiek. that's pride. he now noes It for notli- Inc. That's mntrtptony. . i Tho most capable nro tho most moded , 7 V IV 1 ivtNi.T4M lt.lj J ImLJmi HAL B0HNEN1CAMP Ouncml Director FIFTH AT SPUING STREET i By Stanley I .' iM'iiuile ailmiicr .l umm1imhn If ttn?M are niiiniiuc trunks I vt tahily wouhl hu(e (?) lo mv Uk' j 01 inr men In Miit tHMt." The rlphl kind of adverllsins puK the ui)vertiHr; the ,-wrotix kind paya tlu' printer. -.-, , 'A fellow ftMlnpr mil ken m m wondroiiH Rintl," ' 'J think tin poet, would have changed hut luind. If In a crowd one flay he chanced to find A fellow fcelinpf in IiIh cuat hehlnd, , We know u lol of hoys who I hope Unit St. I'eier Is a lodse hro i t lier of I ht'lra. , , ''Willi, w.tnteii and mii rniiieil j my life, so I lMk the fifty thoii- j Himtl ami wiil off tlu NiimiiiK tea cher." A florist advertiser "hlfr salo bridal wreathe, 45 ceiita." Now. If Home one will kinlly put on a j wOe of eligible youns men, the : leap year Krln will do tho rent. ( .amn n limn i. uuuiiiuy ai tin inougiii inai in- couiitr. b aniline' Mm. until he flniU out whnl me eounlry Ls J lug him. Who remembers when the cx- when lude I truvaffant younjr dude of 'th llown was the one who puK rubber ! tires on his lnmiry. Unule N'elMin lliHioretl. nnt i,ov ln Vorwiiv. ei lutttned high honors au a nu ni- )er or t,(l i nit(,, states senat.-. 'silver Into use, and some weel ij jWUH unveiled rec-ntly ut hla bl.ih'ago placed an order for a n.-w jj,Ul.,., the hitie village or Kv;in coinage witn tnc rojai mini in ,Kt.rt ia tho county or Voaa. I'undi London, the fiiat of which will1 ,for tl(, memorial, a atone ohcllVsoon be completed nnd sent to' .benring a tiroiiio plaiite. -re Moscow for distribution to the' contributed by the Youiik iVaa- j principal 'hanks. 'ant People's Society. I The lree State of Tantig. 1VI-) 1 , New Way of I'lnnHug Tilt's MlNK'ir. (Jermany (AD. Al method of tree planting which lnrMnii l,rotst Sniokltis ly is claimed to save six yea .: Wi.mcii In IMihllc Sirens growth has been developed byj 1'AIiIH AI'). A protest is 1m th deuirtment of forestry. Tlie tng raised In the Torts press roots or the luiby tree are spread :ngalnst smoking by women In ht in the way nature intended ;:-j.trets. stead of up and down as is w-w. "After .the theater." cxpo&tu. ally done, (ierman foresters nln bites one writer.- "It has hecomo ) that packing the , earth almun ordinary sight to see a worn- roung tr es is wrong, ns it robs .the roots of breathing spnee. 1 organisation band, went Angel and gave a cone Mount In theil municipal park. This u the fourth jof a series of community vUlts te be made by the Siilein t'herrians this summer. This Institution-- vhilC never featuiing prices ns tho principal atti-action, it is a fact that the matter of prica is governed by your desire and ability to puniiasc and a com parison' of prices is invited. Service, dependable nnd beautiful merchandise, n thor oughly modern nnd convenient funenil chapel nnd nlxive nil else tho pei'sonnel nnd equip ment lo proporly and j-rverent-ly handle all details. I Tom Sims Says" After fvcryliody tevts well edu eated then will ! no one It-ft to do our work tor ua. .v You n-vt-r can iinderHtand wo men. One had a man nrreHted for cruelly 10 a rat. Some (owns are ho lucky. In 8t. .omIk nn liiHiinmce man Ih misHin. f'hicuKO lianditfl roll'd a poker pa m e ami the winners Jo&i lu-avily. mm When a man tells n elrl why his; wife doesn't iindentiuiid him ii uu- ; ally Ih hecaiwi Hhe dots. i Mud haltiH ar' Ih-Iiip imed tol 1 miik' people hen utt fill, but youl don t we very many jirHty poll- tlciunH. r ' t SOme of these ntump Hnenkersi will he jio n tne notin.1 (leorffin woman who wondmrd I if thieveH would jfet money hidden I iu n piano found they wouhl. . People who lire tn rented houiteii J should not write telephone nuin- :berH on the walls. Kvery man la entitled to life, Uh- erty and freelom In the pursuit of money. Mosl people have n work. Tl Ih why they do It. Tin man who doesn't know pood j mamierH fretiuently Rt-tK Into the Houp while eating It. M n become intoxicated with That Ih why It la bootlegged. Truth Is atrantrer than fiction, doenn't come around ua often, mm Kvery man Knows he will neci-i dentally mail a tetter tn a trunl j (.in hefoi'f he dies. j Only reliable thlnr about nnutT', fieople Ik their unreliability. ! I About (he hardest I hint? to cure tin Injured feelinps. j .ii(;u; sil.vi.li coins i VIKNNA tAl')- The long reitfii nf tumor monev In a number of .;u, (,penn cotintrlea In coming o an vnti w(n reuppearanre of m, ,(.tal aoinnges which varkniH (jfovernmenla have Introiluced .within the last few months. ' I.Vm M.irv I1.1I I li.k u-nv with u iirv franc, and u little later Intro duced smaller coina of nickel. (Jennany aome time ago tuauej one, two and three rcnten mailt pleccH In itilver, oh well ua pft 11- inlg.f of nickel, while Aunt Ha aer lerul months ugo began the coin- A UM-tuge of one Hhilltng .pieces of sll Kelson, ! ver, worth about ten centw each," 1 peas- jus well ns nickel coins of var -ntuali tons denominations. 1 I. li is-sia too ts planning to put, and. nnd ('Keehosiovnkla are nlso planning Issues of metal coins tthln the next few months.- an produce her cigarette and puff away ns she strolls homeward. just ' like the men. It Is mostly; foreign women, however, who set this fnr from graceful 'example, and we hope tlnj will not find ninny followers among tluir sisters.' - 'rench We mny be CrOdless in some ways, but we have enough religion 10 st:'rfNnnie very rrond fifrhis. Lady Attendant " Main 42 $$) lOneFLORSHEIM SHOE m -1 - . . vci ' ui YOUR first pair of fiORSHElM Shoes will prove a real treat. Alter that you ''will .rear FLOU SHEIMS icnnuncnt- i a . Jy as other sv.cu do. .P '. ra fit 1 . : jmmgx -a Ira tYA ms. -v. 1 ' ,3itlF j:m " , " ". h Always In Style- BATON'S HIGHLAND LINEN. Correspiindcncfi Cnids and I'nx Papers All Tiirts and Stylos. j J' ' Now HO cents. . Red Cross Drug Store STAMPED GOODS Tillow Cases Stamped and Hemstitched ?1.20 Lunch Sets Stamped and Hemstitched ......?1.85 I Ruffet Sets "Stamped and Hemstitched 65c Dresser Scarfs Stamped and Hemstitched 65c-1 Tea Towels Stamped nnd Hemstitched 40c. Guest Towels Stamped and Hemstitched ......40e 36-inch .Center Stamped and Hemstitched 9."'c 36-inch Carii Cover Stamped and Hemstilclied....i.95c "," Bedspreads and Holster stamped on Krinky Weave ajid Blockrepe 1.00 and $4.75 NORTON'S KIDDY SHOP ' Tetter Tors for Little Tots" fir' fDT Psmr nVa I - r . '.-71 has tab oPP ma!w V t T a man s chance' to succeeds : T"1 Ion-t li t Uhi mhrr frttav iniK joii nnt nl jimr mm It is llio tvsitlt of wlmlo yrai'.i lianl nwk anil filch slmuM nn rarafniu Fprnt ami mrrriill inmU Wlien -jon ami aajy rtcv or rminMl on financial matipn fwl frne tn rail ilium anjr uii'inUer nf 'fci- hank. ':j , J Tlibi 1a a 'mpilar part onr smln it la ymir for thr asking. ' Everr branch of 'nnr hank , la run for ymr prtsnnil ronvanlrnen In hank Inf. j We Willi It jour aomnai.