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PAGE FOUR THE LA' GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER "Thurddtty, August ' 14, 1924. i La Grande Evening Observer IKDEFENDEKT NEWSPAPER Published dally and weekly at La Grande, Oregon, bf the LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER PUBLISHiNO CO. BRUCE DENNIS Editor La Grande, Oregon, a Beoond Entered at poatoffice at Claai Mall Matter. Oa eale In other cltlee Oregon Hotel Newa Stand, Port land; Imperial Newa Stand, Portland; Multnomah Newa Btand, Portland Address all communications to The Observer, Kit Aflame .- La Grande, Oregon. SUBSCRIPTION RATES By Oairle Dally, per month . Dally, per three months Dally, per ill months. In advance Dally, single copy 76s 2.16 $s.6t 60 ' , By Mail . Dally, per month Dally, per tlx months. In advance . Oatly. per year, tn advance " Observer-Star, per year too S3.60 ..6.00 -$2.00 CITY AND COUNTY OFFICIAL PAPER The Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to use (or pub tcatlon of all news dispatches credited to It or not otherwise oredlted If published therein. All rights of republication of epedal dispatches In this paper, and also the local news herein also are reserved. ... . MEMBER ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to use for pub- leatlon of all news dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited If published therein. All rights of republication of pedal dispatches in. this paper, and also the local news lereln also are reserved. THOU SHALT LOVE THE LORD thy Ood with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and will all thy mind; and thy 'neighbor as thyself. Luke 10:27. Kellaher s Convention The political wheel turns 'round and 'round. Dan Kella her, who when Statement No. 1 was in flower, electrified the people of Multnomah county with his "let the people rule," has come back. Sure as the world, Dan is back. From his Rip Van Winkle slumber caused by a crushing defeat in city politics Dan has grasped the La Follette banner and, listen he has called a convention. Can you get that? Dan Kellaher calling a convention. He has done that very thing. Together with George L. Cleaver and others of a "progressive" nature, Daniel has bid farewell to popular government, stricken from his con science the one stereotyped phrase of "let the people rule" and now he stands forth before the public view as a con vention1 man; willing to assemble and converse over men fend things in general. .,.,, " ; Again we say the wheel has turned 'round. Ycare ago "in the, legislative hulls Dan Kellaher was a spokesman of the people, an exponent of "every man voting as he d d field .in nis Home city ol Portland. "Public Service " Dan, as he once was known from the fact that he was 'hitler against the public utilities, has recognized a path in the political forest. He sees a great light and he is following it. To him the day has arrived when a convention is not such a bad thing, after all, and he believes that his ability us a public leader, as a statesman and a.-, .a mau whose . heart beats for the poor down-troddeii citizen can ber.t be utilized in a convention. Now, that is what we call a great change in humanity. Dan is not seeking office. He never did, for the office always sought Dan, but he is coming forth washed us pure as the snow and with his genial personality and happy smile evidently hopes to purify the convention and make it fit to serve humanity once more. Bought and Paid Jor The press, the magazines, governments and the public, here and abroad, are discussing more vigorously than usual the "market" of titles and honors. The British parliament is investigating the alleged bartering of titles. American magazines quite recently discussed the mercenary met hods by which our colleges and universities lestov their honor ary degrees. Our own congress has within the calendar year inquired into the Rolling of our national political honors to large contributors to the party campaign funds. Hogus universities here and in Europe, which have lioen selling professional degrees to the unqualified, were exposed dur ing the past year. It is not surprising that the public is nlmost convinced that a degree means little or nothing and 3 Irr'rr'ifhTvl pr!- for Wq. il w u'!P Ires ir;;ini d m medieval hfrttorv wo mirrht kok back r.ither uivifully and. perhaps, reirretfullv to that age when "knighthood was in flower." Hut we have been 1. ng since disillusioned. The only difference between the days of King Arthur and the days of the American am bassadors is that the "knights of the round table" purchased their coat of anus with wariors for the armies of their king Mid twentieth century titles and honors are for sale to those who can render political service, particularly of a financial nature. We do ourselves a gross injustice to credit the present with the debasement and corruption of titular honors. As long as there have been public honors there have been men and women who have annexed them by fair means or foul. Modernity can party justify its "honor market" with the more or less siH'cioiis explanation that ait ln-m-fited when John D. llockefeller and the king of Spain were elect ed to the rrcneh Academy of Arts m recognition of their financial contributions lo the cause of art. We can In thankful that the honors and titles listed on the market today arc not more significant than honorary degrees and political appointments. OFFICE CAT THE OLD HOME TOWN By Stanley - Nome Government highbrow (?) thinks we Hliould have on eight-root .iljth wire fence alonv the ItonhT between Mexico n CalifuniJa, to keep out war. And yet ftomc people Chink we bend brainy citizen to Congret. The honeymoon Is very blissful, but it takes some other forms of sweetness lo make apple pie taste right. Nature Is wise. In arranging mortal's hinges she knew he would have little occasion to pat himself on the back. It Is very likely. If I'atrk-k Hen ry should raise the same fiiw now ne u oe mi out unuy aim mioi as a dangerouH radical. f -f AT t . W Wa 5 Wh rTr-- -.- -l Editorials. From Over the Nation BakE( August tuco aaacc a soco sa-c - TODAY-WHEN MS iSOT t?D A CCIll -0T , OJt DOiyiMNUTS TO A ST!f M-o RiOf A DIPLOMAT IN HAGS. "You seem able-bodied and heal'hv." she remarked coldly. "you to tvrk. "True enough, lady." he replied. "And you seem beautiful enough to be in thn movies, but evidently you prefer the simple life." Iter cold look vanished and she gave him a good meal. ThcMe are the Rmm1 obi das we will Ik lonpiiiK for a feu ..jears from now. . The wets di-n't ned a platform, they iH'fd a r:ift. The nlckle nur.ier In business 1h just about Ah much value to his town as the b-ef-h on the back of u dog i to the canine. Tom Sims 1 pays I New lir.tr ltetHhnt WHKt-LKK. lr W !i.it p-rom-iwK to t th lrp'-!S-! jiiv.1v1 ev--nt in the hsry ( tfc- NVhaJrm bay d 'strict will lc ih drdioa- lion of the m w N-t3m bay oriape on Apus i .- im evvni Mirrors take conceit out of sen sible people and put the con cell Into fooiiuh people. Difference- between kissing itnd ouirht to be strong enough;" ' " , ' lK nu HJ,,a' ,, I faction In the former. Autos are not as (hick during tin rush hours as some of the drivers. Women never will be . me' equals until men object to being hugged. A self-made man Is ugtmlly one who selected a wife thai made him work. What this count ry needs Is more hound dogs and less lap dogs. orcarr to i.:si;. Cleveland Plain 1 alt-r: ItcvtH-rt M. I jt Kollette hob!s his -.tt in the I'm led estates 5n;i as x publiran: Hurt on K. Wh-l-r : Itemocrat. Both sr-outd restcft from eouirress. N'-ither is in Ict what he pretends to be. Thetr constituents ought to Ik- permitted to SerlevU or to have sl- t-.l fwr thriu acvordincr to the fom.sof : law. spokesnieu nillinc t arknou'1 ;ed,Te at le-ast some Bright thirty ! responsibility. ' The W.scorsin . iitemU-r f ii;e radical ticket has for Unix l-e n p "lonr from within" the i;iputli can party. His const it lie ins have -not s-miih to object. re-eiH.-iinF i:m at every opportunity. wre h running for the senate this year in a third -party movement they uould waive ordinary cot;sd-ra-tions and send him lrk to Wash ington. That would be their priv ilege, and there would Lm- no de ception about It. It is one thin?. howev-r. to bnr from within, and quile another tt. step outside, as I -a Kolh-Ue i3fi this year, and apply Ins dtsrupi:v, 'methods from the workshop ot ar. indetM-ndent candidaty. Ilo.-vei '.much he hs Lh-'u firbiiiiR l;-eji.. licanisin heretofore he h,ft dune v. covertly, with an alibi ever r. -d if criticism devfloped. Now he hn" cut locsi'. as loos-ve!t did a doz-n years so. and the parly owes lam nothing more. As an act -of g-jod (aith tn'.anl bay commercial club, whose lh,"ir constituents and toward th- hole American e!-ctral-s th; two senators shouid r-trirn thru commissions, as havin? ten voh i them under a iii:sappr tn-nxion. membership includes rejd nls in Brighton. Nehalem Wh-e-r Woh ler and farment in this j-tclion. The br.dKe will connect the north and south sides of V-h.ib-m ta. Governor Waller M. IM-rre will ' I M'r-Mlt-MU.i: IIY ANY N MK be the speaker of the dav. A bar-! Kedwood Gazette: Hereafter a beque will le made a bljr f, atr, ! "P en,on o be railed a "mo I'oming at the last dav of the , rmoron." We haven't a Ml of Klks convention in Tillamook. doubt ,n3' w,,i jiiS1 ,,rk ,h this order will participate In the : oor fellow's heart and he will af-ajr j never do it a train. However "fix- aiso. Rainier Travel Is licatj. The human race is s-ild to In- Kun.uoo.oou years old. In all I hut land , ty days' wilf be significant j and should not be dplacd toj ' (iilir.lv tk ninrn c i. ntifif ' term. 8KATTI.K. Wash. Trav, 1 in i Mount Itainier national park f'r MICH IN THIS. I24 reached, a total of KIian Knt-rpris-: drivers who persons and :3.34 cars up talrvlo cot u mm-h sy.-l o.iUf n Aupust 5. the park office on- tomfthli. th H;.irr for it are the kind thai make the time than men haven't learned better lo laugh ut their wives. Mm. NVxtdonr: "Your damrlilrr In different fi-mii most glrK Mic'h mi Hwit'llv uiiMipliisiieaieil. Air. Khiio Pun: "She'-t nil f 8tav vHt 1,1081 of the time. ,. that. Why. C.te thinks a II. V. !. I b. iniiverUv .h'irrev." Ministers telling about fire and I If everything got lost as eusily good pipe, everything would .brimstone ought to scare a lot of . May the radio I I courages home-Htaying. It en-.PoP'0 during the hot weather. It takes a whole forest to make t he piii er f' r a newspttper edition. readers urt; lost in I he forest TfNlay wn Judge a man's char acter by obtcrting whelhrr or not .ie lnw euoimh Hii(liurit t keep his wife friMii hobbing her hair. A M MAY St'IlfHll. MOKY. In the middle of (he le.nsun on Jonah and the Whale the teacher was interrupted by llll.c Mary who Hiiid; , "I'm going lo frow up, loo, In a minute." 'Nol here" ex la lined the. tea cher, "go oul: tde Miiickly." Afier a short absence Mary re turned. "lud you go cMitKlde?" anked I he teaeher. I I didn't bae lo." said Mary; I "Jurt Inside the door was u box marked roll TH K SlfK." Many men holding big positions ireatid them. I -ten the i-aiiM-ra-hy man hn. Iki-h known In fall for a viiap-'.iut nfier tie has caught a string or fMi. Perhaps fat men make the Im-hi salesmen because they have the metropolitan e D.-. mw. o.n. n. A nl I tien ir we got everything we warned we wouldn't want vverytliiug ,;we Kot- . , ,'. ' I The last rose of summer and the Inat nose of the rummer are nut gone. 1 Life is getting so complicated Now- It Is just three, or lour durn things after three or four others. i . Two can live us cheaply as one until the IdMH Mart roinintr In. Th -people worth ure the w.'t' of big otr ll.lM- nd little 111 He eld who mi'Hpell little one.H addli ted lo t he flort mid oit to Hpeml. If Iherc Is I In .ieflal leuNIn- tion niiluiu tin' farmer, w'.iy mil onie mure laws In aid Ibe corx't and pelCiitai niaiiulacliircrs, loo, I he liirtiier uaMi'l hll ntiy hard er than the mm men. H'(l.y tilHN Plane tn Japan. TdMti. t a I') - -( ':i plain Georges IVIlrt ier lVO-.HY, t he French nvia- -ir v ho recently iloiupleted u fll;;ht from Tans to Tokio, has do nated the airphtne In which he nilule the Ins' leg ot hid Journey from .ihaiiKh;l In the Japiines- nojnced here. I u Hue the wii k beginning July 3t. 13.S32 per sens roa,)- ,insaf pars.J S.ltiS cars entered the accoruing io me omce s ngurLS. Kve a xhi. eirs mameo. but her pre- didn't nmount to m:eh. REAP THE 1-I.ASKlFIED ADR getting notices -i:ig.1!M!!fi.t c Cojiynsnt 19:4 liatt Si'haflncr : Mar Fall Style Headquarters We have them "as you like them." The loose fittin.T, comfortable English models or the more trim close-fitting models. No matter what your taste may Ik?, we can satisfy it, in style, color and pattern. iiyiiu cash iis.missi:i.. A.TOIMA. Or... Muyur K.lluij, For Sal( Modern 5-room house. This is a new house. Price tJ7M. Ternu. :uu casii. Modern 6-room house for Hti'to, In KuivjDean hotels the guest must furnish his own soap. But he isn't required to make his own suds. BJpPW.feeafiW.to get thut to .keep. , Modern tt-romu hutlse uko lor $4j;u. with gar- STOCK PROTECTION 1 I.Y sru.vY 0.uail.s (Kh; Half Callous itOc (Jalloiis 1.75 Iilge Sprayri's .ICc Red Cross Drug Store Modern &-room houe for A modern home for .riitoi ItiiHt'tnenl. fiirmice, gaiiiKc. ututll t ra !, pa v ed s t tee t , c I ose I n . A fine home close In for $:I'hi( This property must bo seen - to be appreciated. Here Is a dandy a modern home basement, fireplace, f'ir mice, fi rooms with stairnny lead iuk io ame w Here tno huh ; rooms could be built at small e.x-pensj-. Price $;tr.o. You can': beat this valie. We liava money (o bmn !n farms. Eire Intiuranee Riven care ful consideration. Geo. H.Currey "REALTOR" Boat Esutia Loans laaoranor 'Rancher, too. prefers ZEROLENE Not just because it is an economically priced oil, but because it lubricates better every type of farm equipment, from a tractor to an auto-, mobile. " - Big urn3, who can afford to test out the merits of different oils experimentally, refuse to pay tribute to .the superstition that "eastern" oils are in some mysterious way "better"' why should ycu? The Natomas Company of California, which operates 10 automobiles, 3 five-ton trucks, 9 Ford trucks. 3 Best Tracklayer Caterpillars, 1 Holt Caterpillar, and 2 stationary gas engines, and also uses Zerolene on the bearings of 9 irrigation pumps, writes as follows: "We have used your products for several years with exceptionally good results, and your prompt service has been valuable to us. The use of Zerolene will not only cut down your oil bill, but enable you to secure greater 'gasoline mileage, with less carbon, lower upkeep costs, and a longer work ing life for all your power equipment. i'U-kHon wuh iligniitttji'tj. Mayor Setters nctod on t hi plfU of A. W. Norhltul, attorney lor !tllt! di'Ti-nHO. that thn srixuro ttart a.lmc Hf. n.Hinri,;.l jii,K,. ila-.' t.Kal. In that It was inudu ol a of Ju l!.-.- Ilu. hanan, who was ah-1 soartll warrant IhhiimI hy tho rritl-s-n Iron, tl. tity. aKiicil to almcipal Ju.lt;... Thn ih-finBd as- niotinr to suippn-HS tlio .vlli-ticuHi.rt.Ml that the iminlellml j'Klt"! in th. i-;!. of (i. ,A. lOrli-UMOi,. had no llKht lo lHtlr the Hean-h proinm.-m Axloria bilMinem man, warrant. ' 'llil.i""niayor, hiiwevi r, " in whose hoio.. poli.e orriiers ami rofnaeil lo relurn the wine until i stale Uh-ents r.c n!iy elz.-( 14", he hail eonmllled with the city it-eas.-a or w in.-. Tile fane ncalnst torn. y. w ho n not present. t Mothers! l'rotoct your children's feet. Get Shoes for them that has flexible soles. We sell Simplex Flexion, the proper shoe for children at popular prices.1 DON'T FOKGKT Our Lutlies Silk llouc, ?1.00 Fair. Norton's Kiddy -' Shop "Jiiller Togs for Little Tola" n ... ZEROLENE F for FORDS the Standard Oil Company! new improved oil for Ford cam "Teed ThoMOil-Surved Focdj." Insist on Zerofcne a better oil even if it does cost c:;s. STANDARD OIL COMPANY (CALIFORNIA") Thif booldet rporti indv pvndrnt service tcitt of Zvrolrne made by num ber of large user. Ask any fitndard Oil Company rJu rpreinttlv or 2roltna dealer for a copy. ;5farp practice I as cat oPP man i'u.ni Chancy IHlll't let the other ft-lloT Inlk yon uut of yunr crop money. It Is Hie re.siili of a wlioio yenr'H hard work nml as Mleh .vhoiihl lo enrefnllj spent mill inrefully Invested. Winn you neiTl any ail nv or ttiunst-l on finnuelnl inalterM feel freo lo rail Imiii any ineinlM-r ot tliln liank. Tills Is a rexulnr part of our wriku nnil In ytmrs for Hie asliln;;. lory braut-li of our liank Is run fur your ucnonal (Oliteiilelu-e ill bniiklllK. We solii'it JOIir BfeOIIUt. ' v JGIMD -KZUCIBLZ - PROGRESSIVE-