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About La Grande evening observer. (La Grande, Or.) 1904-1959 | View Entire Issue (June 2, 1924)
J t Monday, June 2, 1921. T.- PAGE FDTJS " THE LA GRANDE i EVENING OBSERVER ,rsin THE OLD HOME TOWN By Stanley spread 4j fhfcllavif j f 1 1 "A rather tall, slender girt, with golden hair, a fair skin, deep blue eyes, a rather largo, shapely mouth which, when she smiles, disclosed perfect teeth and perfect feet." From a description of a "movie" heroine in the Pomona Cal.) Iro sress. La Grande EveniDg Observer ': INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER ' Published dally and weekly at La O rands. Oregon by ths . CA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER PUBLISHING CO. BRUCE) DENNIS Fdttot Entered at postofflc at La Grande, Oregon, a Becond CUM Hall Hatter. On aal In other cities Oregon Hotel News Stand, Port land; Imperial News stand, Portland Hultnoman News Stand. ' Portland. Address all communications to The Obsorv.r, 1411 Adams A La Grande, Oregon. BCBSCJUITION KATES . Cantilever v-Shoe TUB ONLY RELIABLE Cl'RE FOR SOKE AND ACHING FEET , ' J'lio CBiilllctcr Mioe 1 ""' ' '"" ""d 'refill "''r IhJ human fix sml Hi- sllnic-nis. Tlxf re Hiil lo fit ibc fuot, cimlile natninl sciloii sml llM-rvforo MrruxllKSl llic CLsmios su.l niiLM'les wlilli- jou walk lo comloH. Xutr In cul, the rte. iliilit)' of llie sliank wlilcll. imlilnl wllh -llit orkniaii. liit and lalo sljlc nwki-s II llM! wlil-s nio practical sail w.'iilbl shot- on the market Brooks "A girl is known by the clothes slie wean." Uixen ours -"Nobody knows- nijr girt" A pip's tall Is like a break fust af 6 o'clock in the morning. It's twlrly. By Oarrter Dally, per month.. 7 Is -.SJ-3S M.0 pally, per thre months , Pally, per six months. In advance ' Pally, Single Copy Perhaps thv- reason that women i are seldom complimented In court; is that all the men are on their oaths to tell the truth. I By Mall ' Pally, per month , .. pally, per six months. In advance-. Pally, per year. In advance. 0bserver-8tar, per year -60s fl.M -16.00 -11.00 What the president needs, appar ently. Is a good medium to do a few cabinet tricks for hint. ( Dorr let so FO.-v Xfo ( f -whits') . GRANDPA MARfclNOTSW CAME AIEAR LOSAWSr i J-ji HrS WATCH TODAY WHEN HIS LITTLE ANPSOS4 SWALLOWED HIS WATCH CHARM ANO -. WiFff -' FIVE INCHES OF CMAjM - - 3S&J-a CITr AND COUNTY OFFICIAL PAPER MEMBER ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to use for pub llcatlon of all news dispatches credited to It or not otherwise k aredlted If published therein. All rights of republication of .' special dispatches In this paper, and also the local news ; Jiereln also are reserved. THEY THAT WAIT upon the Lord " ehall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wines as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not fulnt. Isaiah 40:31. A Good Time The working jrlrl'a problem: 'Whether to star sinsle ami work for twenty dollars a week or mar ry and work for twenty kisses a ear." American ideals, must do Its duty. Every iceberg '.STIie railroad shopmen came from all pails of the O.-W. pastern to attend the three-day celebration, and it was a thorough success in every way. La Grande was pleased ff have this influx of people, and it was not at all strange tor hear on every hand the desire expressed by the visitors lobe transferred from their present post to this city. The reason was plain. Hospitality shone forth from every nook 1 1 3d corner and the ladies of the Methodist church fed the Itors in a way that would cause any good physical man 4 have the desire to locate where "eats" were so abundant lnd so well served. j Next year, we understand, the occasion is to be marled Myth a barbecue and a general Union Pacific system cele bration.. Let 'er come, litis city is ready and anxious to ! J)fey host to such a crowd again. , BIUGHTKNIXti I f THE 11KAK.SK The Nation's Business; New j York'n associated undertaker have voted to disguise their hearses as ordinary limotislnc-i. They believe that there is no need of somber h curses passing through the streets to remind peo ple of death there is enough of , gloom in the world. First expression of that feeling came last yeur with u vote to 1 eliminate black gloves ut fun - -als and to make mortuaries bright . and attractive. Well,-why not? - - - " Surely no one will accuse tho thoughtful morticians of prcssit? und Jly for patronage. It Is not likely rtmt the bright ness and attractiveness of mortu-j ary establishments will prevail over present Interests of tVs world. Hut there ts prospect of other consequences. With every limousine a poten tial hearse, pedestrians run knn i yours once could be transported j direct to!now mad' cemeteries a sort of through ser- h'Rosh." OFFICE CAT TSAOt MAs) K BY JUNIUS It Is ' chanted that American girls are becoming hardbotled, but be that us It may. Leap year Is the year they scramble. You may be in love with a dozen, hut you can only kiss one at a time. HUNT'S LETTER (Continued from paxe 1) I Library Ghats j 4rVKMI,K ItKAll, COIKSK "Is the library going to have j race?" piped one of the library's juvenile borrowers of the assistant at the desk. Visions of a track meet stuged In the library rose before the startled vision of the librarian, until a little further ques tioning revealed the fact that- the Final I bo rro we r was re f er ri n g to th summer reading contest. Yes. the library Is staging a very interesting reading course for the boys and girls of la Grande. It Is (not a race, however, and no prize A j will be offered to the one who reads the largest number of books r ; IThe course Is Intended to encourage iMH'lil.K-l'KOKSKD. ' ireadinj? during the summer months Yep, I bed a heard 'like !u ncn the usual tendency Is to spend and when I realised. mwt ot tne limo ln P1- me look, 1 cut it off. Tne l0' and girls have ! i it; i it i;s m-:vi:h I!.THI; SI IT. Si- I lean's circulation lists have been boosted by contributions from every line of "protected" Industry. Even Harry Sinclair of Sinclair OH Co. fame, is shown as having! sent in $lo(io to pay for subscrip- j Dons for 1U0U of his favored! friends and employes.' Steel companies, wire mills, foundries, knitting mills, electrical, chemical and lumber industries--the whole range of manufacturing and ''business" activities art represented In the list of interests which have sent their dollars to the I.ockwood-Adams publication t tjon service rifle. iu assist m me aisseminanon or a "safe and sane" Republican doctrine. out as typifying the stand-p:it. conservative viewpoint of the Na tional Republican, the following h Its present or past chief stockhold ers; in addition to L,ockwpod .ami Adams: . .... . Willhim Boyce Thompson of New York; Charles D. HI lies, for mer national chairman; ' Jim Henir mingway, former senator and com mitteeman from Indiana; Secre tary of War John W. Weeks; Sen ator McKInley of Illinois and A. T. Hart, committeeman from "Ken tucky. If it proves that Rrooklmrf has killed off his opposition with hts one shot, he will hav? put his po litical marksmanship on a 'pur with his skill with his old regula- "These, farmers of Iowa," says Urookhart In effect as, he displays the sworn list of such contributors' which he has in his possession, "are the interests which order you to 'Heat Urookhart.' "They ask you to "Beat Brook- two! hart because he demands for tv PUBLICITY WAS INCENTIVE FOR LEAVING NATION vice. T-One thing was noticeable and that was the programs! A'tho"rh th" "l,!i,",:lt , . . . " i e r ipi i ne i e iiiik'U nm car, greatly about problems of distil butlon, his relatives iiukM h- con. which were -carried out. The shopmen have excellent tal wit among their families and every number presented lo thV public was highly enjoyable. The East Is Optimistic Hi "Wal I bed a face like A ,,st 'or Trades six. seven and yours once, and w hen I realized i'1"1 an he B list for grades I hat I couldn't cut tt off. i erew this beard, by hick." cerned with possible eliiuinat ion 1 of the middleman. " All without chanire -.of unifo'tn' our roving JehJS . t ould arsuine either the character of comineicv 1 or of the cortege hr':: Taxi!" mtfrht easily give way .!" "Habeas corpus! Habeas corpus:'' f call my sweetie Ketel.n pure lint arilfleially coUuihI, it While in the northwest there is some talk of business Mowing down and here and there the drouth is beginniifg to cause stem comment, we take the following 1ight out look on business from an eastern publication. The proverb "Where there is smoke there must le fire" ibviously does not apply to the talk of pnlc now heard on Jhe streets. Street conversation is usually the "smoke" juthc accident or condition, but in I.. is instance there I An Attack on Tie The Nation's Business; Tlirf food value of pies Is not worth the time spent In their maklntr. hays t he Farm Kx tension Serv He of New ! Hampshire to the farm women of' the state. ( The extension workers seek to j reduce the the burdens cf farm ! life. They find that the average farm TO MISS FI.AITKIt. Blessings on thee, little Ihime. Bare-bark girls with knees the same; With thy roINn sllkm lu-s. With thy short transparent ( clothes; 4 With thy red lips redden inorl. Smeared with Mp-hlick from a . !orc, ' r And thy makeup on thy face. And thy bobbed hair's jaunty Kraee, Krom thy heart I icive thee joy Olnd Unit I as born a bov. AVllIiimt ciiiMdtlng any of tli day, including Sunday und hoil das. That conclusion wits 1 oi charts kept by r presentativ farmers' wives. liy all men let the worn iropcr lime fur i rcnmve bit lini?; of our reader, limes and ni the i man to lift or for the benefit At the following following ore ions. re.M-ellrly. the list should be rfiiioieil or lifted as mtvk siaiii indicate: When mommtc fir its brnv: whi n inking a balh; eal- til'; n lien cttifiz' lo ImiI; h hen tsk- tnstttut i4n.! ms i dhiiiin; when liaims buKuieas "u uair miimtcit: when betng by i-oni" hni:tHXHd, miJ when iniuling on I he h'-ad. very be-I In tho dm p-lady." "W.lt 'ave you gi of li.irmnas' today?" t "Mi -rvhanl 'Vucun,)ers. l , V ' lmimiiM in lu nnlv n anniHirn .f nA Tle woman In New Hampshiie labors aHIirille on efliiitefle. we MfH f. . . . . ' . . . . " 4,,clcnearly 4MM( hounan eleven-hnur SWfr "'c miel(tm. "When Is IIh- Tin iufc ui Kuuoip atiuut naiu umus out no cause tor euner the gossip or the hard times. On the whole business seems to be normal and im- nrovinir. Ihere was a s unin in the mitomohi p tt-ndp md L .... 1 . . . . . , . .. r" me ufuiu ivptiris were nui encouraging in certain sections 01 have a tasn of leisure. the country where abnormal weather conditions retarded 11,11 whft"vrr ril, ,i il 1 J - il- rr i lOOll VaiUCT leiiianns tor sunuiier niercnanoise. tne sieei ousiness is feeling a seasonal depression of little magnitude that nwy jchange for the letter over night. The railroads have suf fered but little from this retrenchment. j An entirely different aspect of business conditions is L'ffordcd by an examination into financial and retail records. The federal reserve announces an appreciable improvement I in. bank clearings over last year and supports favorable reports concerning the retail trade, ttank clearings also substantiate assurance' of. a healthy improvement in the financial status in agricultural centers. J Whether one takes the hysterical or the level-headod iview of business conditions it cannot le over!xked by the (most pessimistic that the building season is only taginning, that the harvest season is approaching with prospects of trood crops and fair prices and that the nation's industries piave begun the production of merchandise to meet fall and jVvinter demands. Another sign of prosperity is the demand a or agriculture, lor more lainir at a material increase in jwages, both of which are being met. I If there is any unemployment it is restricted to locali ties and not so critical that it can not be absorled by short ages elsewhere. Uumors of panics are usually prevalent in the United States in the fall and winter and are least frequent in tho 'spring. Why such minors should be afloat this sirring, Jwhen conditions are so generally favoiable, will lvniain a mvstcrv to those intimate with actual conditions. lists of books to choose from, the farmer some part of the protection and assistance the government has given them, and which has kept them prosperous even while agri culture was being made bankrupt. "These are the interests you wdl serve by 'Heating Urookhart. not Tie Interests of the farmers who comprise SS per cent of Iowa's population and produce the bulk of her business. "Just think that over when you mark your ballot. ,J three, four and five. Those who wish to enroll for the summer reading course are to read twenty books on their particular list, and are to submit a short essay on the iiibject. "The book 1 liked best and why" after they have finished read ins: the required number. As a special incentive the library will give a diploma to any boy or girl who satisfactorily completes the course. . . ... About twenty very interesting new books have been recently pur chased for Ihis special course. What boy or Ktrl can fall to lie Interested with such fascinating titles as "Lady Green Satin and Her Maid Itosette." "Italnbow Gold" or "The Knchanted Punnhs" to choose from. Mingled with these attrac- c 'cg5cs nrc muny "J stand ftnls such as "WVter Babies." "Swiss Fnniily Itomnson" and Hawthorne's Wonder Hook," There, is one privilege stiii left for royalty. It yet can turn down he st n ire and movie stars. Talla- deira ( Ala. Home, As oi' further possible interest to his farmer friends, l(rokhftrt wt IHTHAKKST AP) Kings and queenfc do not have It all their own wuy In these days after the war. Queen Marie of Hu mania, while in Paris, got a sharp reminder of t hat fact when she was notified In a private dispatch that the gov leave Kumama as soon as be con eminent lu-d Invited her son-ln law. ex-King George of Greece, to venlently could. The invitation was the result of ex-King George's. Issuance ' of a statement to the tffect that what ever the Greek republicans notr in power would like him to do. he had no Intention of doing It.- lie added that the throne of Greece was his and his children's, and he did not intend to abdicate, either Inhls own name or In. the name of' t'lic family. , . . r r - - :The matter became-something jf International Incident when an of ficial tn the U'um'anlan press bU. reau transmitted the. item abroad by radio. ' The constructive Incorrectness on the. part pf the Rumanian gov-; ernmcnt so deeply agitated th Greek, minister, hero that he wired' his immediate rcalnatlon to Atlu eps and It -w.ua forthwith accepted. Rub Rheumatic Pain From Aching Joints Rub Pain right out with small trial bottle of old "8t Jacobs 0H.H ; Stop dosing Rlieumatiim. It's pan only; not one case in fiftr mjuires internal lrescuient. Rut sotaiiif. prnetrstin' "St.Jarolm Oil Hght on the "tender (iot," and by the- time tou say .lack Itobinson 1 out. eoms the - rheumatic psin and distress. "St. Jacobs Oi!" is a harm-, lesi rhetiRistism liniment which never riinappfiinli anl doesn't burn the skin. It takek pain, soreness and ntitfneu from aching joints, muscles and bunest atops teiatira, lumbago, bick ache and neuralgia, 1 Limber up! Get A small trial bottle of old-time, honest "M. Jacobs Oil" from an drug store, and in a moment, you'll lie free from pains; aches and stiffness. Don't suJTcr! Rub rheumatism awaj. , IMes are nutimal They have become tdg and are now featured bakers. I'les get down to oui glnnlnRsthe mini pie of child-1 hood Is close to nur oriranic duni, And what ail esst nee of cheer is the pastry of mincemeat at 'hrtsl mas. Away with the bs-resy f testing the value of p-s with time. j A surn-stn; for Ihblu- revision' Their Importance is not so me- nii.h r,.a,i htm HMlfin(T yvu sured. We live and d.e in the n,lt ,.n !nv,tCT,.M 1 character of pies - preie;;: 1UI1. , ; 1 i i. hiilf'baketl pasiricH of hih-i rt;ttn ! ' Wanted: TO HKI!,r OK Tit A OK Ijirge si if Hvacock Itadio. complete. One of the bit ln the country. Write Ob Server. V " ' KODAKS We Carry a Full Line of EASTMAN -and ANSCO KODAKS And Films iind every thin a first-cliiss Dmjr Store should have. Moon Drug Co. Prompt and Free Delivery Use Long Distance Telephone Walking, riding or writing is a Waste of time when you can save money, using Long Distance" - Home Independent Telephone Co. tilling to become dirt pits, with hMM tipper crust raTsed. tunre lluil' f. having o-f i i member. nl. Editorials rom Over the Nation kAY, THAT'S tM It ltl.i:: lVtrH News: I'Vr flfte,-l, e; Amerlcamt hsvs iM-en liiiled li't'i r Hut of bttssrul security. The Slave been led to belteM- ttts't ttn-v wtMst'd nn unehalb need title in that parrel id tl earth. nrlnu arly described ns north hi! mid. oKelher vitn atl slid tr.u tr Mi. lieredituiiM'titi 'thereli nt tst lied Vrtile ot tHiXsM-sslng th- Nrh pb j:M j!od de-p hi everv Allien. j.e nieart since that fateful day hen j Hervice near the leaenorth bar tAdmlra: Hubert II. Pesrv reported j racks. Hhouhl be asked lo b ad n JilS discovery. Indeed, th pridr j relief exp. litum to protect our JiegHJl to glow w hen Or. l-'n d.-i ick priced pussi'sslun. I'll less prompt the moment of contented Hes sion. comeN a dire and dastardly t hreat. I- ron i farut ay Mowow, conies the msoleiil prophecy of Ho let aviator. liossinsKy by name, tlntl he uii pUnt ihi red Itag on the pole by September. It IS H Utile ftr ref h-etlim. Tilt Koerninent fthoulil have the undi vided Hiipport o( all parties In the erists. i Mir sovereignty over tin liai.lii Spot of the fat t tost North ts ehull. ni;.-.) An affront entlan jc. rs the aloof iiiitrien-lllness of our rela'loM! wHh the Soviet govern ment of KiiKMiu. .Mr. ii I'otvt and Mr. ImMUP'TS muni gel togeltier. ir. Cook, whom the government recciittv limtfed lor loiirleett years There Is revolt cause the stieet r:tllu:i are asked to uliitmlon loid collar. We have that some d.iy a tfr.'i Issue wonM nhak- the whole try to the very depths.- I hii phia Inuutiei. . 1 . V fet The patnte King (ieoixt net time Hi; esl y us of u Mol.ih- Cci-ile P of the p.elnitt . nil! Know 1 it n to .1. pi. ! li s M -n undeT'staiidiiii:. jl'uok announced the pole's disrov. ery somewhat pretuaturely. V "And now in the hour of peace. .it ikm is taken, thuusaiids of help less- nnlrusses may come under an autocratic guvcrniuvut. turclgu tu thir l'ii-M-iip(loii licpiii-r- IlieiK b. miii, o ntiiic, : have a'iiiblcil for ur eiiicigem rcrj liiiig Ut. Mte nml sick IliH in AppH-aiH-e iMir ihsior n'tpilte. ami keep llntn tesdv for hit ortlrrs when juii need ihcta. Prescolt Drug Company The Ner Ding Slme Telephone Main 53 for. Fir & Jeff. eh eer Up the less you have the more there is to get. I. : .... The more you help home lntcn-ts the better La tnuulo will get. UYA11Y It I :t. 171 8 MYAI.'IY I'alrtmlsing iMtmo InMitH tktas of all klmls Is being fair In those from mbovs pat nMiage yotl ei ievt lo profit. lo)alt.r hu thine who an) lojal mill work rwlprocaJ irwsKrlty. I-'or banking scnfc'e lo L-i l-rniMiO people jour hontc tuiiiks are unexcelled. Im (irmMle ntoney baukctl In oi her limns can do t brsmlt Utile atssl. Make It firiyfirty. Iai nmize those Institutions wIhw stiptsvrt ami iatron-: agt jimi rnjoj. Ir'ltfsMsisissir n "TIiitt li mi Millllte I " Utr sstoj." I I HAL BOHNENKAMP funeral Director ENBALMING Th ort of pr. wrvlnff il. a.l l.oilli . from iloiay. naK wldi ly pracllw .1 iiinoni; the nmlinlii. nnd was car. Hid to lis srpiilc.it perfection in r-ffypt. Tho body no preserved xvi.i there lolled u linliiuny. word derived from the Arabic for I.I. tuiw-n. This art seems to hae derived Its orlirlh from the Id. i that the preservation of the body was neeessury for the return or the noul to the huninn form a( t r II had completed lis cycle of existence of 3. Out) or 1 0.0(10 yeai-i. The art appears as old as 400.1 H- ., at least, for the bodies of I'heops. Mycerlnus. and others of tho aye or the Fourth Dynasty, "ere embalmed. There Tvcrc three methods of embalming. t;ie meth od chosvn by the relatives of th deceased, depending- upon his ran!;, and means. The first process lie. scrilH'd t ost one talent of sllv, r III.4IM11. the second twentv mini l3ool. and the third, which win very simple, cost very little FIFTH AT SPRING STREET il