La Grande evening observer. (La Grande, Or.) 1904-1959, May 31, 1924, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextfAiiK rxrvn CRUIWTO NOT THE OLD HOME TOWM - : ' ' ; By Stanley f , ... , .. .. ;;;' ., ,..'., ,..., - 7 i ! flJltti ! ' fill.. M- La Grande Evening Observer iniu:i'i:nii:t M:wsi'Ai'i;it Published dally anil weekly at Ijl tlrandu. Oregon by tha LA OltANDH KVKNINU OHHKHVKU I'llULISUlNO CO. UltUCM UKNNia ..... . HMtor Kntered at pusiofflet) at J-a Urande, Oregon, as HecoqU Cla Mail Manor. . Ou. to I lu other elllea Orgoii Hotel Nhvv Hlaud, Port land; imperial Newa Htioid, I'oilliuid Multnomah Nwn Hi and, Portland, Address all flommiinleiatlmia to Tha Obaarver, 1414 Adam Ave., 1a Orund, uretfon. ,. . h(;iis:uuTioN juyiku Ity Oarrlt'r Dally, per month M , 7o ' fjally, per lhri month. iJttlly, per uix moid ha, lu iulvunca....H...w...H HHM JjaJly, Hlnrln Copy ................ ..... do ' OPEN CONTEST Elfrin Man Who Lost Nomination by, Three Votes Says lie -Is for Mr. Helm. Ity Mail Dally, per months. .WMW.. Ually. per nix ihoiiIIih, lu advance...... lally. per year. In ndvunco.. Ohieuv.-r.-Htnr, per year f ...COo ..12.60 $&.00 ..12.00 err ir and count? okkkhal impiou MEMRKH AH.HOCfATtiD PItKflS The Associated Prims In exclusively entitled to una for pub (Icat Ion of all news dlHpatrhes credited to It or not otherwise credited If puhllHlied therein. All rlnhtH of republication of aptit-lal dispatches In this paper, and uIho tha local new herein also aro reserved TIIII ntlNCK OK I'KAC!-:: Kor unto tin u child Ih horn; nnd tin KOVi-rniiH-nt Hhnl) bo -ipon )i!h 'nhoillder: mid lib; iinini- nhfill be culled, Tin prince of ponce, IhiiI.iu fl.iT. The Foreign Tongue It is jnleiGKtin!-. to note that the United States i. not ,1110 only land that lias difficulties from clash of tongues. J ii n ftenehil way, of course, everyone knows that Europe ,ii a modern Bubel. Quite fenerallyl however, we think jof old continental boundary lines as demurking distinct j peoples, of kindred blood, tongues and pedigree. When ,we pause, we realize that such a view is utterly fallacious. ' It takes such a news cable as has just come from France to emphasize that the United Stntes does not have a monopoly on the world's embarrassing situations grow ing out of the confusion of tongues. We may have thought " that when we send u man to the state legislature who can verily not speak the English language, or n representative to Washington who can make himself understood with dif ficulty, we have reached the fringe of the ridiculous. Hut . Trance has bettered our best record, having elected a dejv I'ty who speaks no French, only German. . Of coui'se the now deputy comes from Alsace, that disputed province of many conflicts, that strange frontier . iif the races that has sent so many fine citizens to the '.United Slates. 'crimps the new deputy will be greeted lii 'liio chamber as a living example of the" long years of Hippression of everything I-Yench at the hands of the (.(! inans. Perhaps he knows a little more about the French tongue than lie is given credit for by the alert correspon dents. Judgment may well be suspended until it is recorded whether he voles "ja, ja," "or .".mi, oui" when The vol.; ' i'l 'polled ' "' "4 .oMiut' 'mmt:wfttam.aHi There urc no sort rpoln on Jefi from, nr Klein, who ran a neck and nock rur-p wib Curl Helm of Im finmde for Hip rcpohllc:in noinliifiMoii In the nriioo of flitt trlct mioritcy, IohIiht the content to Mr. Helm li- three vote, nccord Intr lo I lip official ronnt. Vcnterdny .Mr. f'rnm footed to n reporter for Hip Kvenlnjr Ob server Mint ho will not nHk n ro ponnl nor fltn -nn- wort of a con test. " feel t hut nmdp n (rood run," tmld Mr. I'min. ' nnd i want to t linn k nil of my tut p port cim, hut nn to n ropounl I will not hp a pnrly lo t tint procPdurp for I be lieve "that iho official count In thin Inalancp should bo final. I Khali Hiipport Mr. llelfn who sur cecded In oht.ilnlnu; llirnp more voti-H than I did in thp prlmnrlrB," WILL PUNISH SIGN VANDALS (Continued from pag 1) The Catlike Nature Tlio order nf scroop, with tlio ti-iplo-loaf paint, is horo Iy awurdiMl to the Now Jurscy Ft'diMatum dT Women. The i'edeiiitinn met the other day, dtdved into other people's iiusine.ss in true Main street manner, and selected the Imthhifr frirl as its victim for the annual resolution. The bathinjy girls' xevue, which has become a part n( the program of many seaside resorts in recent years, was viewed by the pi-oboscidiferoua "resoluters" as "detrimental to the morality and modesty of our young women." - Attn, hens! The young hussies must be 1;ept within the proprieties Mid more than a bathing suit. That the female form was never intended to be encased in the latter garment seems to lie the opinion of the Jersey scrooges. As applicable to the framers of the aforementioned resolution, this view point is eminently correct. (Jod forbid that we shall ever - see one of them in a bathing suit. The trouble with scrooges is that they do not confine their scrooging to themselves. ho slated were only two or hun dred) . of those, .desecrated by ihuiiffhllPHA persons or tliosnwhoj craved publicity. , '' I one Hbxn curried Ihn.nuiucN nf I.. ! V. rtrynnt. K, Wulkcr and Hpc'cd) Wilson, L who 'told ' nhout their aciilevemenls ns-dcor huntprs nnd j by a man named Kelly, .who also told In detail of hugging u buck I doer. : Thp other stffn was more plenti fully sprinkled wilh coKnomens. Am on r them worcsK, 11. Orelner. I.. Wrlicht and futility. H, Hluck. W. W. Itliln nnd fuinlly, J. Kicp- perd, I, I'arks and T.. VI. find M. Htandley. l-'ln I'criiillH Xiwsiipy. Mr. Kendall also slated that nil persons enleritiK ' he nal loiial for csls nfter Juno 1 will he required tu carry a cainpflre permit. 'I'lies' tieriutts may he ohlalnetl from any forest service official or from I low anl O'ltrlt-n In Ml CJrande. Ah n detecllvo wp ha I zero. The man we pick for. a dnko or dlplo male always turns out lo hn r floorwalker. OPERATED ON FOR APPENDICITIS rrrn.L AurtAr;r.Mi.vrs to hi: ami n( i;ii i,vnu Many times, nn doubt, you hnv iieen the above hrndllne lu your newspaper. Very often it has loid of some friend suddenly si rlckwi with dread appendicitis, Tl'P newNpapers, however, neKlepI ti atato (bat appendlellls Is usually preceded by stnmnch (rouble They .K. n't tell you that I he nf. dieted person H iflPred fl'eMlC attacks of heartburn lonif hefnre he went to the tioHpllal. While hcnrlburtt Is not always u slk'ti nf an Inflamed appendix, It Is always u warn 1 1? that koiiii I hliif? Is wioiik. In many caseR It results from Indigestion, w hich Ih one of the prcdlHposlnff cnu.si s of appendlellls. If you suffer from n burnlnf. Kit a win ir nenmitlon , In the stoin nch, execHidve ifax, sour stomach, nausea, or other dltdress after eat-: Itiic. fro at once nnd obtain n he-: lie of Smith llros.' M . A. , tluv guaranteed stomach treatment, j This pleaHiint. hnrmless tliiuid rld the Mlomucli of catarrhal mucus, allays inflammation, help dhr.-it-! tton and cleanses the bowels of polsonniis waste matter. : f'rice $1.2.r,. Money hack if thci ifi.d' lintl le does not relieve. 1 I ted t 'ru mm I'harmacy will sup ply yon, (Mall order accepted. ) Adv. OFFICE CAT THAOK WASH BY JUNIUS Hahe gets hers early, - Grandma quite, late j Hut wherever one look's, I On the street or in books. I There are hobs, hobs, Itohs. j Bobs. ' bobs. hobs. I Why can't I, too. hnve my boh? 1 My heuri'H' all awhirly. j I cant sleep or eat. I'm only a Rlrlie I And' must he discreet; ,' Hut . he's such n der i must have him near; ( wuut ' Hob! Hob! Hob! H m m I'A-a '.irj . u-' ' i mm i in . i i v t i niu . r. msmJM h WkM .The MOODLOM5 flOM KOOTSTSWN S3 . j VJ i W 'Itfifir f U PROVB THROU6N TOWN LATE UAST MKVHT I ! M2Sr S s . D KHCCKIN6 OVER A PILE OF WATER. BUCKETS IN PKOITT OP I ' I , IWA HEARNS STORE AND SMASHWV BOTH STREET LAMPS j , ' ' f j Season's Latest Creations ' ' Our complete slock of Indies', nnd Chil dren's Tailored and Trimmed Hats. REDUCED i,i:Mij . iim: way Mi;.MOItY. MOXKY - IS i A TO . IMI'IU i; . Holomon's . wives . would hnve made . an ntt raotlve jiroeeHsUiii marching? away to tho pidts on election 1 day. Headline "Detroit kIH 1 hlklnt; In I. oh AnifeleH says she-will ride hapk." it 'is often the other way. The - men - nro all ' gelling gray hair . worrying, about the women bobbing theirs. nr gel Hd of 'cm, hut you did 11 yourself. . . If they are to hang robbers, we are In - the market for n - lit! I" Speaker Po you know that the tork in 11 factory.-, time is coming when women Willi ' receive nun's wages? ! In P''ess of mnking her .Melancholy Voice from Ttcar of;8'"11" BOn 11 8!,,t' ft i-'Omndo the. House Yes. Saturday -nhrhi. woman had most of : tho seams nenuy -nounu wnn some llosli M'hpif'S the fuiiiiy pcrV (iosh runny pa perl nlu'i Sunday. I lohl ynu not in Hike llutl bath iftsl night. hound with some black I tape which she found In her wori: l basket one afternoon Inst week, T0(ifty I before shu discovered she was un-. pa- Any. boisterous hoy ran make n noise,1 but It takes a wise man to keep quiet. A writer tells iim If wo ilo not rare for the things we rniiiint get Ing typewriter ribbon. Teacher Johnny,, givo me n sentence with the word "lie brews'' tn it. Johnny My pnpp, he brews his own beer. They am'deil a llvr wire ilnnc- w can Im fairly happy. Yes. aui j ' nm-lmmU llwnlhcr nlghr If e always keep well we neer-hecnuo Mh was not proMtl.v in. will Im sick, ami If w never wlil j siilwtcd. illi wi (-mi llvr forever. ? 1 ?T ? mm. " V mmT mmm. I ItOitS . nobfi. bobs, hobs: ' All other gliis hnve n boh. Home, bobs are curly, inhers are Mtr.nfitlii' Immense shite quarry deposit discovered In Kngland.' They, eon Id send 1 he nut put over lu-iv and sell It for coat and we would; never know the difference. ,j A big family Is like n hunch nf pawn tickets. They will cisi join H niee nm tiefnre you i-cdccitl COUNTY IS "j STILLED IN MHM0IUAM (Continued from pngs D Lectures. Interest inff To Local Audiences people were 'present at the Peine-1 tery hoitt at the services and In fore nnd after, decorating the 'graves of their own dead moMI.th. At the ihkhi hour 11 feed huh well attended In the K. ut hall. jVII velt'i'ans were eligible lo pur lake of ihe lunehenn served by the 'Women's Heibf Corps. The main adiireiiM of tin- after iion program nt Ihe Methodist l-:piscoi;il church was by Kluicr Uranl Keith, pantor or the church, pteveiai other numbers were glVi'll. Oiber Ncrit-c In County. ' At lulim I lie patriotic oiRanlxa tlona united in making the day one nf remembrance. A purade left the enmuiuntly building bark of the high school tn the afternoon find marched lo the ceuieb ry In Kast I "lllon Where servlren were Jieid over tho graves of departed Veterans, At Huuiincivllle a Memorial lay tllnni r was m iv-.l ironi noon until evening wll h n large numtuM of people nllendance. lit'Vei'elld A. II. Hilton, or lite llapllHt church of : .ft (Irande was the mau Mpeaker. At I'.W.Ut a program wiih held in Do- Op. ni llmiif nt leu o'elocs and Kenaior Itriice I -n m Ih gave Ihe ad llress. At t'ove. Itubb r and nlher lnhn rnurily towns similar exerehies were held. The way to make an Ideal litis-' lnnd Is to begin spunking h'.u for elttahnf&a at the ape of 3, Iteeply IntercHted audiences luuv I been ll.iteliliig to the lectures by Ueverend William It. lteece. On TliUiStlav nlulit Ihe nuhject win "Tiie JnMplr.it Ion of the .Scriptures. Mow and Why.", The speaker uf ilruiid thai Hie Lord Jcniim, llliu nelf, la ihe supreme authority us 10 the I'lvhu I'luiraeter of the lllhle. Mis teaching being to the effect that Hu- Itlhlc. rightly un derHtood, truehcM nothing elite hut love to the Lord and lo our Mtow num. Preceding the lecturp an excellent piano solo w-a given by Mis iihidy .M ill. c On IVhiay evening MIr- Isaliclte Miller sang a vocal solo preceding Ueverend Kecce's lerlurc when the Hiibject of ihe Virgin Mirth nnd Ihe Atonement were considered, euiploiHls being laid on the scrip I Ural teaching that tied Is One. and that thin one iwd, llhiiH.-ir, e;inie anions men by asimuttug a human luvisiiiure throui;h the Virgin Mary. The elo.shig l.elure In the m. lies bt given Sunday evening at the Neh,hbiniiood club rooms at N o'clock, the subject I.. Inn "Thp llnw and Why of Mlracbs" and "The Second Coming of the Lord." All arc rnr.liMly invited. There will be no ailinlsslou charged or collection taken. Vilmltlve man was naked, hat ho didn't have hciino enough to know It was nit. Moderns may be n little more haidbolled, but not quite bo many are clewed. Wanted: TO ski.t. on TH A OK T.nrirp Hlv.r Ui-nrnolc limllo, romplftn, Ono of Iho b.t In ll ooiinlry. Vrlli oli-srrvi-r. V jf Vonr I'lnllii's rosl l lilulil Wliy ' 1101 111 "s snvo vnM """"'J' l' n'tr M JT iVw clolhra rp M" ul ivi-iyjf j For Hot Weather RefriRenildis, Oil Sloves Tenls nnd Hammocks Call And examine them F. L. LILLY Hardware Thnne Main 85 Some' women, always hfiv.i sonieihlng to , talk1 nlio.it, :. uhd some m-vec. hnvo any aches or; pa ina. . - . t N'one are so blind ns those who drnnk' wood alcohol. , ire "Your; lltllp ; brother 'just saw mn kiss you. What run I give htm to keep him from telling." Sho "He' generally rcIr a dol lar. ' The pioneers hnd their little Iron hies, but they never tried to ''t a rlinker out of the furnace. There nre n few old-fashlone I girls left. You find them sitting rural n nt the wall during tlie dance. Free Show 8 P. M. STAR THEATER 8 P. M. ' MOIVDAY, June 2 MODERN WOODMEN OF AMERICA FIVE' REELS OF MOTION PICTURES Under Hie Auspices nt LA GRANDE CAMP No. 770:: ISLAND CITY CAM1 No. 10,10:1 The World's Giealesl Iteneficiaiy Sociely Sliowiiift- the Woodman Tuberculosis Sanatorium near Colorado Spriiiffs, which offei-s tit-atment Free to all memhers. Also oilier topics of interest. Short addresses ly prominent spenliers, including II. I". Dixon nnd 11. H. Del Fart of Pondlcton "a member who has been there." - FKEE! EVERYBODY WELCOME! Our ITcMrlpllon IViil. nii'iil i mi'oikI In iiimr. ! iism'iiiIiIinI Air ymir Miii'i'id'niy pvrrj DniK Mtil klnc ami sli k nmim Aiill mill our ifcM'Inr reiiilny4 ami kNki llinti imm fur liM 01-1I1TN Hhrn you Heed thrill. Prescott Drug Company The New lirug; Stort Telephone Main 63 Cor. Fir X Jeff. Cheer Up the less you have the more there is to get. The innre yon help linnio In I c rests ihe better la (.rnnde will get. LOYALTY lU'.C.ETS LOYAII'Y ratiouUlug homo Institu tions of nil kinds is hclutf fair tti (hose from who patronage yon expe t to prorit. Loyalty tn timer who are loyal Hill work reciprocal IMraspprltjr. I'or banking service tn I Cramlo ptNipIn your linmu Imnks aro mipxcelled. La (irande money hnnked tn other towiv enn do l i.rniidn Utile gootl. .Make It flMy-tlfty. Tat rnnlie those Instltiiikn4 hIiokp Riippnrt ami uiimo age )nu enjoy. n ''There Is no substltntci , for Safety." 7 e Make It Easy For AH Motorists Equip With Full-Size Balloons Simplified application of ' of minimum cost to 15 Local motoriit! are benefiting from the implifled , 4 method of applying full-siie BaHoon Tires, made possible by Firestone. Itis an easy and inexpensive job for us to handle your change-over. We have ' special Firestone units, consisting of tires, tubes, rims and wheel spokes, all built by Firestone ac cording to the highest quality standards. We also have special shop equipment which Firestone has developed for us. giving us an exclusive advantage in turning out an accurate wheel job which exactly fits your present hubs. The cost is little or no more than a set of rims and we can equip your car almost as quickly as a tire change can be made. . Get Alt the Benefit$ of theReal Balloon Imist on the fuU-sixe Gum-Dipped Balloon, and , get all cbc benefits In tiding comfort, safety and ' economy. Over 20 car fnanufacturera and over 40,000 car owners have already equipped with them. We guarantee you a carefully engineered and per fectly balanced job, at minimum cost. And if yju are not completely aatistird when you get them on, we will re-apply your old tire equipment at do cost toysu. ,j AMERICA SHOULD PRODUCE ITS OWN RUBBER , ftyuU&UjW Equip Now for Summer Driving We Are Stochtdand Organittdto Handlm Any Cat Here is your opportunity to improve your present car better appearance, superlative comfort and safety and a new standard of low-cost operation. You will save money on the reduced car deprecia tion, lower maintenance and fuel expense and long tire mileage. Full-size Gum-Dipped BaUoous as w apply them are an economy. , . See us. Get a demonstration. Within' a few hours you have them on your car. Come in and get our reasonable prices less an allowance for your 1 old tires. Put your c:r on Balloons NOW far the ' summer motoring season " Most Mi lcf s p e r D o 1 1 a r! LA GRANDE FILLING CO., La Grande, Oregon SMITH'S GARAGE, La Grande, Oregon 4 ,1 'it !8 I