La Grande evening observer., January 19, 1924, Image 4

PA OE FOUR
S.i m-thv, .Innnnry 19, 10?l.
TTTTC T,A OTIANPF, 'EVENING ORSEttVET!
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Editorials From
Over the Nation
THE OLD HOME TOWN
ry Stanley
tll'I'V AMI I.DMN I'V OI I It Ml,
I'AI'Ml
MIvMlilMt rtSSOCIA'IDII I'ltKKS
'i'll B AttMOCtllU-il 1'riaH 1. l-xclll-
iiomi: un-: i iioi.f.Ytvooli.
'lili'!iii Tril,nn: -rim ua.Hi
'Vint nr Inleri-Nt. and InififiManrp In
lliillytvantl Inwiivi. two oi nut- ta
vnrliMi, Miilicl Nnrmtinrt oml Ktliifi
I'llrvliiwc ,tiiti(. In I he Klrl for
llirl;. Kvhi'v 1 1 in a ihi.
lvuly enilll.il In two tor piibilca- , ,! l(, Kl,noiliitf MalM-l htm Jhm
lion ot all l nlmutflin i:r-illtil ;,lropi. il In from u Hrahm rm,.
lo It or not oIIi.twIw. rr.-.lll...l In ,.,,11,,,. ,.,;,, r,.ulK ,hP
1'"""" iiii-miii. nix ,.,.... I'olico or I'lVllll
publication or mirnuil dlHiatrht ., ,n hrralu In hick
IIiIh paper, und ulho lh locul uow ' ,IInHt 0j nlt. j.Ifif vnp.8
liormn uibo urn niarvt-ii. 1 , ....
Homo i.'opl. mriy ihink lliat llm
IiniiMi hiiiioiiiik will n-nil lo lirinx
llllll fftTfl
Hi- 1 hiti li.i-iM ih Iiln inouih i""n i'",n Hon home ltr.5. or ln'
kii i..lp I1I11 III... Iinl In. ihul oin- "'vn iiiiimih im iIImcIohkI liy boh-
i.lh wl.l.. Ijih Ihm sluill Iiiivi. 1I1- ' 1111 invi'miKaiorH. Mlm Norimimrn
xlnifllon.- I'r.iv. l:i:!t. rniiiiirMir pliijcxivl .Minn IMtrvl-
nnri h K'Mlli'Milin rrlcnil I.itiiiim,. Im
llioiirlil ihal t In- vintlnnmn iiiikIiI
1 1. iilioiil to offer Maliel Homethlnp;
ialeoholle. Tin- Ki nlleniun wan 11
jKiruiiKi-r m . iioiiywotul. Iiuvinr
ulrnek oil and wired a real eaiale
.'iKent lo rent him u hnni-nlnn ah
life is the subject of a hilllctin issued liy a life insiiniiice i"'f''riii on apeemuiorH wum i
Ito 10 Hollywood, ill I run ill hy I hi.
'"''xi life and Ihe excellent lllerary
eoiii-Hi'M.
The ehuuffeur may luivii hern
IniHty. le may have hcen mlHlak-
riul II hIiowh how fur llolly-
iwood in prepared lo kimIiiIii Ihe
I heller tlilhKK of life. The rliulif-
Lengthening Life
How 10 years can lie added to tlie nvcnifre span
ot
Company. It is apiiaiently based on careful study, and
' tiere seemn to lie no reason for doubting that its con
clusions are in the main correct. Kmdicntion of prevent
able diseases is jfiven as the method. There is encourajre
inent for believiiiK' that this can be done in the fact that
smallpox, yellow fever, typhoid and .some others which for
merly took heavy toll of life have been wiped out or re-
HAA0 SMfw.BC O'W
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F. PAD HEMINGWAY W"0 JUST CELCBT)!P j
will never iirovhii
lion till It Kiieh.n
a real I'll lien
I hlM aniilyHiH.
THAT CON i:miov.
I'enillelon . Kiihi Ori-Konlun '
'liie I lemoeriilM nre iroinff In hold
J reur evidently In u mini or hlith their convention In New York.
eharaeler with a wrumiloiifi re- II woild lie more fluinir were
Jl I . .. r . 4. ....... l... ..1:1 .. tK ' ,or "' "rnl weifare of liic:lhey to meet at home point in
l " l'"S"'" " """" ""I"" " ""'""" jh'dy who iniploy. him. What we, tin- I'nlled Stale yet Ihe party
tables. liave read of Ihe movie home life 'will !' JudKeil hy Ihe eomll.hile
Tin. nvi'i ioii liiini'iii life has been leiii'thened in the lim( r'"" ""' l"', n"r'- ' "ecepi ihelll"y name Km- rrehiem rather
j j. 11c aveide nuin.in me nas nccn icn,uitiica 111 me iasv imptiruiiiion 11, ut jir. inn,,, miui.t than hy their choice or a ronv.n-
half century. Vital statistics show that whereas the ex- ii"v- offered .muh Norman.i u
nectation of life in iMassaehusetts in lH(i.r) was 40 years, in i .!?",", "W"'1 h,iv" "lkl "
.. mi ii- . , 1 1 I1 : '"" K, ll'. ehanrfeur, nayH
1910 it was 51 years. The adding ot 11 years can be ac-!he u afraid ihe nine kih i,i,i
counted for in no -other way than by ascribing it to the ' J,'),, y"' y"'' "ml '"'"niw
improvenients in conditions of life resulting from the de-' '
i Hon city.
velopment of the modern public health movement. Acci
dents iilone are responsible for lopping off a trifle more
than a year from the average' length of life.
If people would co-operate to eradicate preventable di
seases and would take precautions against preventable mis
Imps it is plain that the span of existence would be
lengthened.
Till: t'l.KAIl ltOAI.
Idaho SlateHinan: Seeretury Wal-1
lace nu n iiKiii ii I nr.. "on tho road
to recovery." Willi the "era of
(iimlnl proupcrlty" In Blifhl,
We have no fault lo rlnil wllh
the hicnnlnir I lie decretory hpi-Iih Ii
convey, nor much wllh the phraHCHi
ho linen, hut urn llley. not cuiliiim
, -ii-m- Biiiiiuui-iiizeo, Kran-j
jdilmiuent, luncheon cluU expreM-1
: ilonn or oiif Kenerullnn? I
I "On Iho road lo recovery." The
I caMoonlKiB mv ,U, uuoi, un-
iriiaite remarkahly vivid. 'liiey
.nave iirawn lilk-hwuyii windlnif lo-
The Atlantic Monthly publishes the following letter from wu iiniiim or a m w day, I
i,-l,. uu;,v.lt.( f Hw, ;. I leiioiait 10 Home uoiiicn cliy of
THE OPEN
COURT
roiiti:Ki'ONii:N'rs i i s r
M HMIi' tiii:ih xam-:sti
Tin-: isiHToit ii-' tiii:v in-:-sun-:
i.i;i'Ii;iim i-iii v 11 :i .
A Place To Begin
! prOBnerlly
jm woiKiernig wneiner you win ue inieresieu 111 a i,ooo-! . commerce, ministry, man-
word article on "Must Human Propagation Continue?" Inj?1
a thorough discusnion of the subject I surest the thought vrry vivid. And yt ttin cunoon-
ltuii"41in nuiYiPmiiH tiiuiliW in thi wnrlil will ctms.fi. nnrl itai11"" ",pt,'V rrowrd tht dtvic
jjreat problems be solved, only by a cessation of multiph
cition, sori'ow and death be at an end,-and the earth it
nelf be Iwtter off without human beings. - .
hala4 grnjid place thischnp must feeMhc mooji J;o
be I. How he must gaze with unabated joy upon its bar
ren plains and dead volcanic mountains! What bliss su-
WrlM'r't Nanii TitTilcd.
Will tho parly who mldrrtiHcd a
roinmunirntlnn to thp l-',vnlnK Oh
wrvor on I lie do tdtuatloii kI irn In k
IiIh nanif. "Anothn titlxrn." plt-aM-noiul
h In rorrcrt name to thin f
flcd UH it in hnpoMlhlPi to prim
coiiiniiinicitllonH tinlcCM wo know
wljo writcH thrn. Tils roir-t
muni will ho hold rnnriiHntlul Ity
And Ihoy hav Hhowiii,h, 'cnituf unrvrr out iiiiihi
luive 11 oeiore prim 111K. 1 in urueie.
IMilnr.
rrom the old writer of alliKOlieB.
IhOBi- even of Ihe renlurha liefore
lilk-rlm'H I'roKreiui. Tho Idea of
man proceediliK uloilB u road lo n
ileBtlnatlon Iiiib heen nil easy olio
lo Kriiap anil otherwise uhnlrune
idiB liave heen eaiiKhl caally when
i expreBBed In Icrnm of II.
1 rroifrcHB toward "the cm of
prame it must lie for him to contemplate the windswept !"'""";,"' , ," """k"
1 11 proirreBB On Iho road to recoverv.
I (Inn 1b prnKreBB In space, llie other
In lime. Hut hnth arc Blmnlc
Ideas. The Idea of' tomorrow's
eoinlinr In almiinlly nlmplc. The
sands of the burning Sahara, the bleak pampas of Pata
gonia or the frozen silent places of the frigid north.
-For a thorough appreciation of what the earth might
become bereft of men and the luxuries and comforts thev ',0'"' nr i"ipy
i.i c... ii...:.. ..1 1 11 1..- : '-"Ty '''
inivi: wiougiii 101 men- oieiiNtuu Him Kuii-iiuing wu rucom-1 Ann rlca la Iruly fortnnaii, ir all
mend the Atlantic's correspondent to take up his residence j l"'r i""iic not her runners mere
for. a year or more in the pleasant precincts of Death ' ZTZrZuu
Valley. era or sound prosperity. Men win
As for curing tho evils of the. world by the method ;rZ"i,"JS: l!;;!.;1;:::'
suggested, imy mortality department clerk will be able to j w or tiu u. t t. ad ohih.'Ivh in
give him the merry hn, ha, for the stork continues to be r '"T l,omw,l,,PH u,!" u,('
tii 1 i" 1 1 iii I, . . IIM'Tllnr In onr forward. looUlnw
one of the busiest oi birds, and the baby carriage trade t cimnuMeriMiicH. wv h.p in our
oii-:v urri'i:il i kom
r.NCM: .i.Ait
To Whom It may concern :
L hav4 Klvon fifty ycarH of my
lift' flKhtln for prohlldlloii of iho
llnnor truffle and In my old nn I
r'Jolco In the victory of the nohlr
men and woini-n who havo mad1
t)io ouilawliiK of Hi roller tlrlnk thidr
llfi ' work. The victory Ih won.
The (UfHtlon Issrtilcd. I'roliililtlon
na an Ikhiic Ih uh dead uh lite hIu-
very and frc nchool iiticatton. The
plaintive wails of the "wt-iM" in
1ht cohnniiH of ttonio dully papcra
nre only tho ccIioch of Ihe old hruwi
thrives and pays dividends even in those dull times.
No Cause For Worry
There is always more or less woi ry connected with
money. Those who do not have to worry about gvl-
ting it. and those who have it are oi ton put to a great,
deal of worry in hanging on to it. In addition to i
ibis no little worry is brought on by the desire to makei
country a developing html. Much
of our proHperlly. we any. Ilea In
tin fuiiire. Hut we Hhould remind
ouihcIv. h Unit . v. 11 hi Ihe 00m
iinunltlrH of the aeiiled raid, men
; ore I00IO11K forward the hii way.
Kvery villutre exptoi to heeome a
'City, ivery elty fce ihe metVo-
pttlltan 11 rife, every m-nport irlea lo
elunine Hi.. Unw or trafllr ho thut
It will heeoitie the irreateMl nn the
1 Ni-n hoard. AIwuvh ii n..i-r..ii nnn.
ditlon Ih a hllle l.evnn.l- It l nvrr ! s,,m,,tl '
quite realted.
a jitney grow where only a penny grew belore. It seems i airrieuiture. There win m ver ie a
as thoutrh noots and nhilosonhei-s have cniiiinod U hrimr ,,"v wh,'n 'verythliiK i atinfuc
money into disrepute, so anxious are they to tell us that
the mere possession of it is a great burden.
In piore recent times there has come to us the warnin,-1
that money carries germs, derm experts even went so
far as to demonstrate that a bank clerk's occupation was
particularly hazardous because ho handles so much money.;
Hut liow this dread has been dispelled. After exhaustive,
investigation on the subject of money as genu carriers two;
Illinois university i-xpeus assure us mat mis danger has
This relieves us of the worry connected with the hand
ling of money. The next thing for some expert to do is,1
At
"tut: pooh (.ntiiSi
'hlrairo Herald - i:umluer:
been greatly exaggerated. It seems that the metals from luur hm-nhi emma u,e wuii
which coins are made act as destroyers of bacteria. "llU u ,rw kihh t an the dates.
Mattiord. for Instance, there
yoniiK woin n. Only alx.
f till in -Ver iret a.nlied UllV-
to tell us how we may be lvlieved of our worries in trying ' , ; u"y ,or you,,K
, . - , 1 1 1 inea in ihe unlvei-Hhy. Tho other
t;) get hold Of it. Mi have m look on. nnd write to
' .nun 1 "U ,0,,l'fO paper COIII pi i 1 11 Itl If
.ahoui ihe hick of "iiorlnl deiuocrn .
Excavations in ancient Carthage reveal that the women ,y',' . . , .
1 . , , 1 It loiiKh. hut II can'l he help-
of that day used rouge, too. Woman s nature seems to liave ed. To iver that hath hhaii i.e
Kiven to h.r 1 1 nil haih the charm
shall In- Ren Iho fraternity pin,
j Km isn'i i hotter bo? ah Iouk
an ihe vast majority are. unnonii-
been nlways tho same.
lYotsky ordered to milder climate, says a headline,
getaccurtomed by degrees to a torrid one, inissibly.
lomorrowH Ih inrai the hlKh pil-hox and tin
Hloppy dlvo thai m koiio forever. I
have wen not hi nir worthy of no
tice In Ihe vain vaporizing of th
old derellela n their so-called ar-
irumenlH aKaliiHt prohlhitfon. hut
reeent court decisions and the
proHtlliitlnn of tho word 'Home in
defence of Ihe lawh-H.snfHs iiiiiIkm
me know thai our work la not I in -lulled.
s
' It Hf enrh lhat a hljrhly reaped ed
"hiiHlncHS" inun of Portland hai
hern found In pohhchsIoh of aever
ul hottleH In open violation of the
lawa of Oregon and In defiance ot
the eoiisllluiimi of the (tilted
; .Slah'H. Kdltorlala In aome of the
Portland dalllen seeiu to admit Ihlrt
I fact, yen they have nothlm; to say
in condemnation of the rich erlm
'lltal who ilellheralely vUlut-H the
j lawn of our country, spit on the
I con.silliitlnn and lilih h hehlnd I lie
of home to cover up hla
crime and dlaloyally. while theae
mi in e luipera lc whole (tolutmiM
In censure of the ovi-r-xeahuw pro
hlhttlon offlcera.
The court with (he approval of
thiH hraneh of the tri-H of Port
land, hart ruled In defense of this
traitor and hint ordered the only
evidence of his kuIH des; roved. In
a lonir writ I en opluhm Ihe judwr
has jiiHt Ifled himself In this ruling
und Iht proHeeul Inif iittorney lor
refulnirlo proaecute. while nil the
ohl lime "weta" applaud, hut -Mo
a layman, to one who I; i town mth
llttf of the fine points of luw und
the ideas of justice Hint inaKeH it
pOKhlhle for a irood lawyer t take
a fee for aiding a prisoner to
enrape ihe rnltntr looks silly and
ridiculous, and hovoi diiur to our
ohaervutiou such rulings are never
made hy JudifeH who were in the
fitly year war on the side of pro
hl hit Ion, ami "only" where 1 he
(llieHtlou of wet and dry Is involv
ed. -
1 have known officers of the law
to shoot "homes" to pten s In or
d r to ret criminals und escaped
convicts. 1 hae know n accused
murderers to he convicted and
hunic on evidence sweated nut of
ht lpicHH prisoners hy the third do
Krce method, w hero tin y were
(a inlfilnke, or violated Ihe law him
! self. Why was Ihe officer not
J punished for trespauH and. the
t "hoocher' not punlHhed for vlohit
, inif the prohibition law?
( The Judpe who has Bivcn an
' opinion t ItroiiKh w hlch u known
'criminal ihimi's, utl the hifh priced
jattnrn-ys and all the ft-ets" from
CJovernor A I Pmith to Hie Hevll,
may he absolutely honest In tin U
opinion ow liiif lo -early environ
men I s hut we would he foola to
r-ont inue to vide men with such
"damnable opinions" into office
und expect any benefits from out
, ye;;cH of labor und sacrifice under
the leadership of our old heroes.
N'.al Dow, John H. Couh, IVan
cih Willanl, ami olhi-rs of the
Jjfrnnd old army of l"iiiierance who
ffUVe I heir Uvea in defense of (!od.
Home and Native Land.
Home und Mot her are 1 wo of
the sweetest words ever uttered by
man. Yes, a man's home Is tils
e.iiHile. it Is more. It U his heaven,
his hope, his all, what must be Ihe
nature of the belnif who would
smirch that hallowed name and
hide behind Home Sweet Home to
cover his criminal acts?
Ity what stretch of miifrlnut Ion
can a visit to an honest man's
home hy an officer he construed
as an liit'rinjfenienl on uny of his
sacred rights? It Is plain why r
ifiilKy man would TlffM uifuinst n
Mt of un officer, hill why should
an honest man ohject ?
1'Yllow citizens and fellow work-'
rs In the randetd cause that ever
enlhd true men and women to-
L'i'1 li nr In rniinrtl . nnr u-ni-li Im tint
I finished, let us keep up our or
ganization, let us flitht now for the
full benefits of the victory of our
hint? halt le, lot us pledge o in-self
anew to vote, us we have been
praylnif all these years, and on
clod Ion day, drive the last enemy
out of public office and put In
their places those who foURhl the
Kood flKht with us, side by side,
those who we know lo he Exactly
rlifht on the nil Important ques
tion of enforcement of Die prohi
bition law.
Yours for Die protection of thei
Tieal Homo." nol the refuse and
safe retreat of nilnif-I'lirifcrs.
.Moonshiners and I Inoch peddlers,
I'NtM.K JAItVK KMKiM.
OFFICE CAT
BV JVNIUS
When you're i-IkIii yon can ar
ronl lo keep your lciiiHri when
yiMl'rc nrmiK you inil'l arronl lo
tii-Ki II.
Character will Ret you to lien
ven. Inn ir reputiition Hint irets
you on the rirsl paire.
rifiiir i'As ai.wavs unjoin-:
i nil-: mm: "tmi:v
wii.Ii makk i:i it iiomi:
with Tin: niiiiiirs r.Mt i:rs."
There should also le a three
mile lituil ror fuiliorted lectures.
The senate now has only aliour
a do.en itiltllonalreB In It.
novox .Inhnsim will have
Tun inalilnK It hot lor these r
llilhhcr pholloK.lili needle
euro hiMiinnla.
Inl of I
We Bee lo ll that only sulisliei!
customers ' leave our store, pro
claims a certain merchant, and a
certain l.a flrande woman wonders
what he does with nil the liodles.
lory to ihe raniier. or lo the man
"f any other liiislneMs. lint If he
sees the rend clear uhend and the
Ktow of prosperous limes in the
distance, lie ll l. happy. It Is
only when he cannot Bee the road
ahead and siispcclH lhat lie niiiy
liave lost his way and left Kood
limes h.hluil ll I 111 Hint lu. Ih sor
row! ill ami despondent.
fil lar they can find coilsolullon. If sfarved fur days, doped wllh ninr
tlure were 44il who stepped out. I phlne, HttuiiKli d with
and only sixty who looked on. ! oralided with red-liol Irons an. I
. thliiK of the concentrated titfony of) w,,rr'' every known torture won
"-' m Hie Bltuallon! rcsorled lo hy Ihe officers lo Ret
A sivat many per.sons are rtnistitiitionally opposed lo i "rim professors are to idume, evidence to convin ami I have
.iin .i..ic. llil llim- llipmKi-lvi'H do not ill ioinuli. ; anyway, u would lie easy enoUKll '"-T'r k""n of such cvldemv tie
tor uny praitleul seleullsl to liiulie
u sludy of ihe liy lo st sli ppers , 11 ohlalned llh itally
: unoxc casi-s and here
. " . . ,. . ""' "herein Ihelr charm
If lliinMiifr were an inevitable preliminary to talking '" rinn a ci:i, in popuianiy
thoi'O, would 1 far less talking. 'X
, ' j""" uikh Hoy ull waul. Tho Kiel
""""" " who Is pnpuiur will never tell why.
Leave it to the reformers, and it will soon be lrnc!e ! ' "s.s she doent i now.
j '"it her attractions can ht una
MjHtd und codtftfd; und rolleg
t'salm.
In throw n out of court hi cause
ceept in
the hoot-
h'Brer had Die motley to buy the
"rlitht" kind of defense.
Can anyone tell just how Die
mnnner of srrurlnir evidence lias
any Inuring on the valldhy of the
evidence and Just why a hooch
peddhr should lie allowed to iro
rri because un officer ha made
To the Kdltor:
It Is noted from the press re
porls, as well as from remon
s; ranees filed wllh this - commis
sion, during the last few days, that
(he Willamette Valley Huy Grow
ers have I he Impression Ihul our
recent stale wide reduction In rates
upon shipments of hay within Ore
gon will shut lite Wlllrinietle Val
h y huy prowers out of coast and
valley points.
Ii Is claimed thai the hay grow
ers of KiiHlern Oregon will flood
these markets with hay from
Haines. riernilHton. Mend. Red
mond, etc. Our maximum distance
scale reduced tiny rale from Ku
,tfene to Marshfleld. for example,
from Itl cents per hundred pounds
to 1 I i cents per hundred pounds,
the distance belnu U'J mites; arid
ihe same ffradiiated distance scale,
based on acl mil inlb-as'', reduced
the combination of locals, Hermls
ton to Marshfleld. for example,
from A i 'i cenrs lo -H cents, t he
distance heinif 4S miles. Surely
the rcdudton In rates, rcsultlnic in
$..!in per ton, from Kukviic l;
.Marslilichl, uh atruinst a rate twice
thai amount. $Fi.su per ton, from
llermlston, will nol ruin tin I. am
county tanners' chances in the ,
i'oos Itay market. j
Objections to our order arc j
bused upon mhiinformalion fur
nished by propaifuiidisis such as
hay dealers In Wesicnt Drci?nn.
These people are deliberately mis
leading Die valley farmers lo fur
ther their own Interests. j
As Illustrative of the reduction
In huy rates applying from Kasi
ern (Oregon to nlley points, the
rate front Huims to fnrvullls Ih
reiluceil from 4 1 'i cents per hun-:
dred pounds to 2! Cents per hun
dred pounds: from Uedmoiid to
("orvullis. from .17 cents to :'4
cents: from llermlston to t'orval-i
lis, 84 4 cents to cents. The;
KlumuDi Ku i is rntt to apply, after
the completion of the Natron' Oit
hartshorn. Off, will ho 1 ! cents. i
The Wlltamelte Valley is dentin- j
ed to heroine a vast dairying sec
tion, and it v ill he necessary to
look to Kastcru On-ijon for Its su
perior srudes of hay. Our order i
will materially benefit Kastern
Oregon as well os Western Ore.
i?on and const points.
1 leaped t ully submit led,
II. II. I'OliKY.
rhatrman.
Mniy had n little wal.-t, j
'Twiis porous, low mill Ihln.
And cer.v man (hal Alnry pnsscdJt
Would try lo ruhlx-r In.
A trlrl In Wallowa recently ran
for Ml miles. Tin1 report doesn't
say whether the man got away or :
not.
Imaglno the apology of a Dallas j
woman who hi) a burglar hy mis- j
take for her husband.
Tho Iji firandc teacher was try
ing lo Impress upon her pupils the
Importance of doing right nt nit
times, hikI to hrlng out the an
swer, "Hnd hnhilti" She hi(uimd:
"What Is It thai wo rhul so cuy to
gel Into and so hard to get out of?"
There was a sllctM'o for n mn
nu'iil and then one IM I lo fellow an
swered. 'Mcd.'
One half of the world doesn't
know how thc'oiher half can af
ford In havo motor cars and pJay
bridge for money.
Prohibition is
land and twelve
the law of the
mih s of I he sea.-
"If you cat another piece of cake.
You'll surely hurst," said mother.
"Then pass the rnkr and clear the
way."
Itc-pondcd little hroihcr.
CLOTHES OF
CHARACTER
Did you ever take particular notice of the
man who wears Mart Schaffner & Marx
clothes? You will find that his clothes are in
keeping with his manner; his outward appear
ance, denotes the character within. Sensible
style, individuality and excellent tailoring
these are the qualities found in llarl Schaffner
& Marx Suits and Overcoats.
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Hart Schaffner & Marz
ary 17, IS and I J. has on its pro
gram Ihe study of an undertaking
hy the organized realtor sof Ihe
hy ihe nrga nixed realtors of thj
related to the fundamental uirl
lers of public policy and buslc
busineHs conditions as to he char
acterized as Industrial statesman
ship. Delegates from 4!ir real es
tate boards from ull sections of the
country are expected to attend.
Tho principal work of tltf con
ference, according to the program. '
will be centered In the formulallon
of public policies on qnesilons uf
feciing real estate Inl crests and the
ownership of real properly. The
conference, os outlined in Us pro
gram, will go into every phase of
real estate dealing as il is related
to the growth of cities, tho devel-.
npuienl of . properly values, Ihe
spread of home ownership und Iho
safely of investment.
One thing Dial no man ever
keeps in his safety deposit box Is
the tintype picture of himself tak
en when u Utile hoy in curls.
Don't 'believe everything you
hoar, hut be sure you hear every
thing you believe.
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Fold Lauds Hood lrosiect j
In Cleveland Sand lot Pitcher;
f'l.KVKI.AND. A1' When l.ec
I'ohl was manager of the. 'Ipvc- I
land Indians he picked George ;
l'h!e from among the city's sand-I
lot players. 1'nder the tutelage or I
l-'ohl and Tris Speaker I'hle has
become one of Die pitching stars.
of Ihe American League.
Next Season Kohl will manage f
the Most on Ihd Sox and he going
lo Iry another Cleveland sundlot
player, Charlie Dornkott. The new
prospect finished a brilliant season
in semi-pro hall with :tl consecu
tive scoreless Innings. Dornkott Is
-o years old and a right-hander.
Cleveland. Detroit and I'lHshurgh
tried to land him.
"If you send that urgent message
Teletih
You will not have to
wtze
r i
.vail;
ir the answer"
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Heal K-lnte Hoards Meet ! II
In Conxeniloii at Au&iiotn f
Al'C.l STA. (iu. (AH) The mid
winter session of the National As
sociation or Heal Kstate Hoards, 11
eon ven I n i' in A urn si a, 0;i., drnui- II
VAN ESS I .
'The New Method Seal Massage I
1-Veds the treat nient directly lo)
the root"" of the hair jfy means of I
putentedl
ly mussu
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ff hai
Home Independent
Telephone Co.
When at last the sheep are divi
ded from the goats, the higher
ups, who select the goats down
her won't do tho classifying.
The New Method Seal Massage
1-Veds the treat nient directly lo
the roow" of the hair my means of
putentedl rubber appator. (
ly niussuk'-s the seal at th same
tinitx.
A V rM vt es dand nif r,
stops falltaic hairAind grows new
hair. Th majnifacturexs Ifnar
nbout VAN KSfl.
Glass Drugs
77: jcxaft fnti Jorm
Cold Type and
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vv arm ounsnine
In expressing to our patrons and
mends tne hope that this may be
Happiest Holiday be;
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ever enioven, we are eampe.netl to ue
cokl tyjte liecause ttieifc
way to reach all.
But we wish we might w
and every one of you, t;
look you in the eye and
your lace
"HAPPY NEW YEAR"
A
ton you hav I
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ter
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tilk up to each
ile yovn- hand.
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