La Grande evening observer., November 08, 1923, Image 7

Thursday, November 8, lfc.
TTTE LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER
PAGE SEVEN
OFFICE CAT
TRAOt MAN H
BY JUNIUS
AidiiikI Hi,, cirflc.
I rulli-il an my suooilc lam niiilit:
llT rutins was out ul Uu- i-luti. I
l!.r ninllu'r uiik oill al llu llu-iilr.'.
mt Ulit hrolhir whm out al u parly,
H"r kill slslrp wan mil Willi a chum,
Tim imrlur HbIiIh woiv mil
Sim iu urn inr iiuoilii'i' inllmv
I was mil 3S roam lal r.uv.
THEATERS
J IT M.Y VOMK TO TIIIK
Mr. anil Mrs. t. J. Wlllhnnson
; umioiineo ihe shooiing or Unir
( son-ln-law
J . II. M. Smith
11)' Their daughter
I Kvclyn Mario
J Friday, August Thirteenth
Nineteen hundred on. I twcni-cighi at
i Halm Heath, h'loridu.
At liberty
jHor October flrl
U. S. A. .
If (i intin dodges jitneys. In- in a
wlriun. it In dodges taxes. In- Is
finnneier. if In- dndgrs reKpniusibll
Y. hi- Is a statesman.
cmiti-iii or HuM' ciiirrniiin.
Lower lar-tf tlrnwcr Things
you see In n whitlow of a uYpart
IlK'fll More fllilillX u while. hkmIs
ah.
Drawer above More rcuitiihic
appareh
Oiii' show I lull one Kami1' a
. I ii' (IrauiT boou It.
Compartment o Ihe side
Itnujtc "nil other things a mini
doesn't list'.
Small drawn- at lop rlsiu
llnlrphis. com Ik. etc.
Small drawer at top left 1 1 in
things, .
Judging iy the lunches she orders
ul tho soda t'ounialn. the average
stenographer's stomach must look
like a moving picture show.
3
Our Dally Hhnri Story
i An aviator dropped out of a
2 plant from mi altitude of l.nim
feet, hi! on liix funny-bone and
J laughed himself to death.
t- '--
J "Thorp are, just two things that
lreak up most of the liappy homes
nowadays.'
'"What arc they?" ,
"Women's love for dry goods und
man's love for wet goods."
r
5r SOKAS AUK SAID TO LAST
J1'AMOi:T TWK'K AS l.ONO AS
V Tl 1 1: ' DID UK l'( ) 1 1 K A I " T )S
;'KIK INV KNTKI).
Kansas City Grabs Off
! Reno's Divorce Laurels
j KANSAS' riTV LS Not eon-jti-iit
with forcing Itriiu. NYvailn, loot,
th. Isiir premiere of dlvorcccs-lo-be.
jtfi haul down its colors la mitni' a;
.its cornimritivflv Hiiml) iiuiiiIht nf
Idlort'i'M, KniiHtiH City Htuho.l to i n-jlart-
t ho inartfin of victory. It now
fhilni:i the. onuKt's: orcot1.
So youn; was .Mrs. Lillian f.
; ItroiiHi'inanii. plaintiff. jho va:: fort't'd
I to t'ili ln'i divorce petition through
! Inr mot her. A I rx, ItrmiKcimin w.ts I 5
lyi'iir.i aid.
The petition nllofod. tho hioshand,
heat Mvs.
lirooseinan Fevcntl
timci: and that sho i'inall Uft hint
jhccauKC ot extreme cruelty. The
j liroHseniai!! h id heen nitirried more
than r. year.
KliK IN VI
'.hist Ul
.V
lAUo SoiiK IVoplc.
'Clioiitfli tho firefly is most brilliant
j'.Ilo haHii't any mint) ;
lit! wanders through creation
! Willi hiH headlight on heliind.
j Whiter Myhs arc lieic. One
1 .Mason n xvoinnn's nalst choke.
J Iter uinl 1 1n iift it trips Imt.
f , '
Thanks.
A rather awkward looking individ
ual went Into i he ice cream parlor
tlio other day and hough t an Ice
cream cone. He went out mi I lie side
walk to cat it. Presently lit- appear
ed with the cone emptied of the
rceam. and, handing il to Hie aKton
iMhed clerk said: "Tluin!; you for tin
vaac."
Mi'ilmd or uale iMiilleilon
In Hope of U cut per Officials
VASIIl(tT(iiN (AI'J-KartlKptakP
rocoi'rls cannot he used directly In
predicting earthquakes, the Woathfr
Iturcau aunounrcH. hut Htudy of u
collodion of them recordx throWH a
great deil of light on the" nature, of
arlluiiiakeK generally, ami it in hotted
thai at Home future time thin informa
Hon may lead to 8urccK.-ful mcthodn
of protliction.
The Hawaiian volcanic observatory
of the Weather Ifureatt utilize thene
j records and hut been instrumental in
jihe wiving of life and property. When
ia violent. eartlMiatko 1 hat appears to
;have occurred in the Pacific Ocean n
.recorded the observatory officials
! wild out warningH hy cable und other-jwii-e
to tho regloiiH likely to he af-
fteted. Such cartlninakeif freipielltly
-are atli-nded by so-called tidal waves
'and there usually Ih an Interval of
main huora between tho occurr'-ncc
of the ipiakc and the arrival of the
destructive
point.
oceanic wave at any given
, TO Cltllt IS JM'MAN,
ov:t my D1VINK
TO
N::shvi!le Itjioii- r: Oim thing which
tin- country needs is a lit He- more
fiimilyhtreliy.
Famed Louisiana Bayou
On Screen at
Sherry's Theater
Today and Tomorrow
Kor ihne weeks I ), W. Crlffllh
filmed si rikingly tpialnl paslorul
w-ern-H along t he I la you Tee he In
Wesiern Louisiana lor his newest pic
iiuv. "The While linse." a I 'nihil
Artist 8 release coming today and lo
inorrovV in (he Sherry tlualre, and
1 hen wen) to Miami, l-'lorida. w hem
he rinlKlied the Itieluie. Mr. OrltTlth
had wil h him Mae Marsh. Carpi
Deniisler, Ivor Novello. Nell Ibnult
lon. Lucille La Verne, I'orter Strong
and other players.
"The While' itose" Is n typical siory
of tho old -South and It wan with n-i
Utile difficulty Hint the producer uus
able to 'find 8cenes suited ti It. Th
South has becit fairly well consumed
In the march of progress and for a
time 11 looked as if tin; foremos: di
rector would not H'-eiire the pastoral
backgrounds ho sought. The love of
t he people of the Tec he count ry to
pn -serve and maintain old I radii Ions
In life and architecture was of great
benefit tu Mr. Urlffiih who found in
Western Lnuishtnn the sort of settings
he .aa in peed of. There are to be
found homes which have stood un
molested by the touch of modernism
for a hundred years. The people have
nol changed much. In many of the
hamlets and towns along the Jtayou
Teche an1 where Mr. Ciifflth cover
ed a range of eighty miles, only
lYench Is heard. Utile Knglish is
spoken in many of these places.
The descendants of the old A ra
dians who settled in this Teche coun
try when driven out of Nova Scot(a
by the Hellish in ITt'ifi are keen about
continuing In the ways of their fore
fathers and they gained added In
spiration when Longfellow Immortal
ized Hie Teche land by having "Kvun
gellne" and "(Jabrlel'' pass unseen
along that slvum. In St. Martins
ville the people, who are distinctly
l-'reneh, even keep In reverence an old
oak, festooned with Spanish moss ami
covered by cainelht blossoms as a
relic of the heroine of Longfellow's
poem. They e ven declare that I he
girl slept beneath this very tree when
her lover passed by in the night, out
of respect to them. Mr. Clriffiih film
ed several episodes with the oak in
the background.
presented for the first lime In this
cliy at I lie Star Theatre today anil
IThlsy. Add lo I lies.-" a thrilling talc
of adventure laid among the enchant
ln;r Hardens on the "floor of the
ocean" such ns characterizes I he .1. K.
Wi Ilia union undersea productions,
and you have all of the elements
which go lo make u superproduci Ion.
Newspaper critics In New York who
saw the metropolitan opening al the
Lialtn and Itlvoll Theatres, wl e It
ran for three consecutive weeks, un
qualifiedly and unamiuiously pro
claimed this to be 'Mr. Williamson's
greahst screen achievement.
"Wonders of the Sea." a fascin
ating story actually' photographed III
the mysteries of the floor of Hie
sen." w here advciiiure leads an
oceangrapher. a beautiful glrl.uii ar
tist ati a slowaway lad.
The audience is taken many fitlh
UiiiN below I ln surface of Ihe waters,
and shown sights which no human
eyes have ever viewed .before ecepi
those who are brave enough and dur
ing enough lo wntiit-c to (he bottom
of the sea. ' The lale Alexander (Ira
ham Hell., the Inventor of the tele
phone, appears In the picture, and
makes a irlp along-the bottom of the
sea. There in a beauillul young lady
swimming about among the fantastic
growths, wllh bundivds of fish of
avt-ry llnd darting In un4 out nf thu
peculiar foi Inge. The flora und the
fauna of undersea life arc shown u
all their pristine ben ipy. Hero divers
fight for i heir lives with a giant oc
topus, there Is a hut lie wilh a deadly
i.iorny, the remains of sunken wrecks
of ships nro investigated, and a huge
shark is captured. Hut I ho whole
story can nol be told -H would spoil
Ihe most fascinating, I tuilllng auf lit
lerrstlnu phi lire ever shown mi the
screen.
The swimming of Mb Lulu Mc
tiruih, Ihe beauilful nlnteeii-yeat-old
lending holy of the picture, s up ' n
h rl.timneni in Itself.
Thlr-ly (iermaiis Wim'f le )citrl
I HtlCHl'M, Ccrnuiny, (A P ln
Jcoitu on beer to bring down Hip piieo
do not work In (Jerinatiy bprauso thi
public Is not i;iffclei)tly self-mini-t'leir.g.
I'Nmi' hundred saloon kewpfrs of
lioehltm reeelilly agreed to Hel no
beer bt cause Ihe brewerti flfrtl too
high a price. Thirsty customers heg-
jged lor the laer at any price, und
twiihin ;!4 hours the strike was over
and the Wurtzborger flowing it gain,
(but at prices so high as to iicite rially
(reduce sales.
AT ...v-.v--
ZUBER HALLS
TONIGHT, NOVEMBER 8TH ;;
SPECIAL DANCE S
Miinic nnd Enteftalnnicnt by --
THE FAMOUS HAWAIIAN TUOUIJADOURS
Direct Vnnn San Francisco ,
InHtiunientatioii j
Piano, Kasaphone, JJanjos, Drums, Guitars, "
SongM in American and Iavaiian
Melodies
Admission $1.10; Spectators ...2.r)c
If You Don't Dance, Come and Hear the
EVERYUODY WELCOME MUSK' & SINGING
THY AN OHSKItVKK WANT AD
li range Sight Shown
In New Picture to
Be Shown at Star
Today and Friday.
Dramatic suspense, a tale thai re
veals strange sights never before seen
by human eyes and red -blooded ac
tion to set the pulses throbbing are
soiimj nf I In' promises made for "Won
ders of the Sea." J. Williamson's
htlest undersea picture, which will be
COLEMAN
QUICK LITE
LAMPS
AND
LANTERNS
GIVE MORE LIGHT AND BETTER LIGHT
At Less Cost
No Wicks No Chimneys Lights vjth Match
S00 Candle-Power of pure white, brilliant light
with no glare, no flicker, no eye-strain
And Absolutely Safe
AT THE
Oregon Hardware &
Implement Co.
SUPERFINE
BREAD
MADE WITH MILK
That's Why It's Richer and Keeps Longer
Than Other Dreads.
IT'S THE MILK!
La Grande
Bakery
Formerly McPherson Bakery
La Grande, Ore.
TMlnj
STATE ADVISORY
BOARD
Walter M. Pierce
Governor of Oregon
Hon. Chairman
George L. Baker
Mayor of Portland
Vice Chairman
srar I
The
Salvation
a great work accomf
the services of the A
tance of the Gospel a
Statistical Report of Work Done in
UNION COUNTY
During Last Twelve Months
Senior Work
Open Airs Held 291
Open Air Attendance : 35,160
Indoor Meetings Held 271)
Indoor Attendance 9,826
Conversions 98
Number of Hours of Visitation 770
Number of families Visited : 1,726
Junior Work
Meetings Held 78
Attendance 2,860
Conversions 83
This Campaign has been endorsed by the Better
Business Men's Bureau, $1,000.00 to le raised in La
Grande, the balance to be raised in the outlying precincts.
So it is tc
upon the peoj
will meet wi
of the officia
each year in
slogan this yi
who is direct
which has hti
as to how th
deposited in
appointed.
ION ARMY
EGN
the rest of this week the citizens of Union County are going
rmy to raise, the sum of $2,000.00, this being the amount that
of the Army in La Grande and vicinity for the ensuing year.
Peterson shows the past year to have been an active one in
uatcrial benefits that have been bestowed there has also been
urcd in dollars and cents. The conversion of 98 people at
98 men and women made better citizens through the accep-
d.
! I
.r.u.
sentatives call
veek that they
is the desire
ppeal be made
v works. Ihe
iptain Graves,
red a schedule
ople determine
raised will be
a a treasurer
Pay By the Month
Relief Work
No. of persons given meals 51
No. of children given toys 250
No. of persons given lodgings 31
No. of families given groceries 202
No. of persons given Christmas dinner 198
No. of persons given relief 1,638
No. of persons given garments 1,735
Total number of peisons helped 3,858
Total value of relief given $1,157.3(5
UNION COUNTY'S QUOTA, $2,000
ADJT. & MRS. CHARLES A. PETERSON
If you earn $fei per month, put oui- name down for Si.1"1
If you enrti "." per month, put your name down for $l..r.o
If you earn x 1h per month, put your name down for fL'.oo
If you earn 1 2& pt r mont h. put your name down for $ 2.'t
1 1 you earn SI '' per ntoiii h. put your name down for :i.ff
I f you earn $ 1 7f. per mont h, put voiir name dow n for :t.fiO
If you earn $.oo per month, put yur name down for $ 4. 'mi
Officers in Charge
1:312 W. Ave., La Grande, Ore.
P. 0. Box 121
Dates, November 1 to 10
Phono 5S1-J
Union County Quota $2,000.00