La Grande evening observer. (La Grande, Or.) 1904-1959, August 28, 1923, Image 8

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Newspaper Page TextPAGE EIGHT Tuesday, August 28, 1023. THE LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER . ... ., r, k i BACHELORS OF BRITAIN GLOAT OVER CELIBACY lly l A. W'vny, liiti'iiiiitioiial New Mri(ti Staff C'4rl(sMll(lLllt. LONDON, Hoaminij- of their fn-n-dotn, liurltitK U'KlHlatlv(! gilies at mat rlmonlul cIiuIiih, :tK buuhulor nii'in bei'H or I'lirllamenl have jut ct'lehra-U-d ii m-LTt-t fete, when they y.-Jneci, dined Hint coiiKi".itulatt'l one unollier on their escapes from feminine wiles. Tho celibates Khould luive num bered one more. Hut unfortunately an t'Hlremed member, Oliver l,oektr JuinpHon, nephew of thu poet Tenny son, had HUicumbed the evening bc- jit with Benin Htorlca. Raid he: I "A bridegroom uud bin groomsman were ut thu ultar awaiting the bride. Vh bridegroom became very wliito and seemed to be about to faint, '"What 'a wrung wi' ye. Jock ?" usked thu uruoiiiHinan. "Yer face It! like chalk. Jlue ye tout oynthlng? JIae ye lout the ring?" "No," waa tint reply. "But u doot a'vu lout mu riithutfluMii," A HcutKwolnun, Hald Hlr Itobcrt 1 torne, wus commenting on men In gencrul. "Men aro jlnt like teeth," sho aaid. "They are IN to get. When ye got them they ure a conHtunt source of Vfxutlon. und when ye lone lliem what a gap they leave!" Sat A "AliisU'ridett." A hiibbancl wu.i getting tired of hut vll, und u mutual friend. dlHt-uMHing "Ilonur Law." concluded llonie, THE OLD HOME TOWN ont o ntauu up ms nunu 10 iux imuu- i "in ihrHH i iivh ii r r trhiH or women." not iiuallfhd concluded Kir Hubert Jlorno. "wo aro fore and hud become encased to be,ti,c lady and remembering that mar- married. Hliauie Kepi ntiu unseni. I riafpc-H ure made In heaven, declared: It was a merry meeting, and the HM; Ina. ho (;0(l-8 WOrktiiunahlp, uountlH of luiiirincr ami song intrigued hul Hh), 1m I1Ml (l ,MHHit.rdece the mix nunureu -onu ruomners or Parliament who were lor iifimiHHion. j no run waxen tamer ,nl(, 1lut ()l womcn no longer run and more furloiiH us the evening went Hfter the men. The mouse trap never on, but the doon were barred, and r H u!l(.r (h niotme." the tinkling of glumes were not uny; Home divided bachelors Into throe consolation to the inurriod ones who cutegorlcs. sought entry. I , , I I . TIioho who ure filled with the Wulex is la-le,i. 'romantic Idea that somo time they Sir liohert Home. ex-Chancellor of wolll(, (.OIm. arroKS tIl0 ,deaiH of th(,ir me i-.M ne.iuer. presme,,. . ne uorai (j,vamH, At any time they might have elora. lie happened to be Chancellor of the KxcheOjUer nt the time. I autd Jo him; 'It In contrary to all prluci- pica of UritlHh taxation. We believe that people should only bo taxed on their successes. Single l-'orcr?, " ' You Intend to tax utt on our failures, uud 1 tdiall be able to prove, by producing: girls who have rejected me, that 1 am neither a puchIvu re slHter nor u conscientious objector.' " "ll-ichelordom," said Lord Hugh t'ecil, "Is In Its essence Conservative. You stick to tradition. I cannot quite, envisage u Liberal or a I Jiborlle a huchelor. It Is a contradiction in Woman is the revolutionary; the bachelor la Conservative, "We have young men anions hm who are not like the old men in the safe unchorago of hachclordom. Th are beset by terriblo dangers. They aro not like me, I have climbed (he Huminit of the rock and am sale from1 the cruel, devastating foam ot iiggressivo feminity One of the greatest pleasure; of I ho blessed is In contemplating the tortures of the damned By Stanley decoratiomi consisted of such flowers lies, to bemoan for the loss of these. no uulik.iiio isunudo, lutty m.bi ' liOHC wtlO WOUldyUOt get IlUir- bleeding- and "love In i a inMt l'hel,.,(Ml ,J(.t,lu,(. tiM.y wollIu not ,t0 nrflt toasi was mat or tne rrmce or ;botIlm,. Kvcn t,H.y wore not Mllfe. Wuh-s "the best and mot popular :1 Th(! (froNPt o(- whU,,, h(! wtl3 th(. uai ntioi . (only member present, who had not The chair man gavo the I oast 01' been able 1o liuluco any woman to "Perpetual Celibacy," ami he adorned take nn liferent In them. PLANS ID E Shirts for Sportwear Comfortable cool shirts in free and easy collar-attached models are ideal for sports wear. We are showing an exceptionally wide range of these models. Governors Meet in New York and Adopt Resolu tions; rinchot Is Still Ac- tiVe. js NKW VOItK. (AP). Governors und governor's representatives of an thracite consuming states, conferring here today adopted a resolution ad vanced by Governor Cox, of Mussu- husetls, pledging their fullest co-op eration with the federal fuel admin istrator, Wadlelgh, In efforts to sup ply the country with fuel In the event of a suspension of anthracite mining on Heptember 1. 1 . Wadlelgh proiioscd a smooth lis t ributlon of available anthracite and bituminous fuels, oils and substitutes, and also a campaign on fuel con. ner vation and the use of hard coal sub stitutes. ILWilUHIU Itfl. Pa. (Al). Gover nor Pmehot today heard anthracite operator's spokesmen. He planned to see bot h siden again and may later advance his own proposals for a com promise in the anthracite dispute, ?- ( i SHOULD J.'"" SH THE GHOST THAT CAUSED THB POQTEI To ' """9ft3! , jumv wu i"c t--torJU aioRY V..HDOW AT Tu HOTEL, LAST MIGHT. AS LATER POUMO iTiiif TO BE A MILWAUKEE D UMM UR. WALKIH? IM HI? SLEEP torches or houi" of the modem bunk ioMrt, Acordintilv Un bunkers now are :oiu-eriH'( with building: Hufi-s Ihut will i;lvi the rubber tlio moNt trouble to ocn. When new vault ure con structed, they are built from the .s'tmdpoint of how long: It would, tukc in expert suit cracker to enter them. rather than from a. -viewpoint of be ing absolutely Impregnable. What the bankers cull "tin door ifcH" arc safes with doors of one- half Inch steel. Statlstica show thut these can be opened with an acetylene torch in an minutes. Therefore tho swoclntion wants round ' or screw clours :i 1-2 Inches In thickness. In addition to keeping- In touch with the coiiHtriictioi of safes, the Associa tion lias divided tho stute In ten dis tricts, with an inspection department uperatiij in each district. At regular intervals each hunk is Inspected with a Mew to improving its protective features. School Books. A large stock school books and material used in the school rooms you will find at Silverthoni-WriRht's family Druf? Store. 2-28-tf. Effie .Ainsworth desires your sup port for the bathing beauty Dunce, August 31, ZuTier Hall. 8-18-tf Oh, Boy! Are you going to the ' Bathing. (Beauty Dunce, Zuber Hull,; August 31 ? Under auspices I.n Grande American Legion. 8-18-tf 1 Banks Adopt Scientific Method Against Crooks Russian Diamonds Are Held in Low Esteem $1.50 to $i.00 CIIICUlO, (A. P.) The bunk nih il her of today Is a post graduate of the university of croekdom and hlo jlj methods of cracking safes are improw I Ing Just nn other Inventions :. or theories ate being improved upon In the evolution of things. - This fact, according to the Illinois Hankers Association, has led to pro tective incnKurcB by banks that at based on the very latest and iHcleutti'ic line.. The bankers, accord ing to the Association have Ion; since ceased to believe, that any safe is Ini- pregnnble to the finger.'1, acetylene P.KKUN, (AP) Iiolsnovlst Itussla has lew supporter;! among the estab lished diamond dealcr.i of tho world. Tiie Mood ot cheap and defective stones which Soviet officials havs thrown upon the market has Inter-, lered with the trade, of old established hoiiHea, KrestiriHki, the liolshovM ambassa.' dor in Herlm, is reported to bo ono of the chief diamond dealers in Kurope. There are fabulous hi I en In circula tion as to the great (juantlty of con- nffuln, f. seated stones which he keenn Inekml up In the .strong boxes of tho Itussian ' Ione Zabel asks that j'ou embassy here. At Geiioa. The Hague and l,uuHunne inost1 wuh wirrently reported that the lioiHlieviM delegated financed their ex lienseH through the sale of confiscated Jewel. ooooooooooooooooooooooooog Every ticket purchased adds 100; votes to the girl's credit for bathing; beauty contest. wDance at Zuber' Hall, August 31, under auspices Lai Grande American Legion. 8-18-tf j Bring in vour used School Books! early to get best terms- Newiin Book & Stationery Co. 8-21-tf Used school books bought and sold on a fair basis at Newun Book i Store. 8-21-tf Box Wood We can fill your orders now White Pine Box and Lumber Co., Phone Main 598. - 7-28-tf. The Largest Chain Department. "Store Organization in the World" ft? fill )l H r t -lncorfomttd 'Mi 475 DEPARTMENT STORES We Now Feature The New Fall Silks la Attractive Displays The new in fabric, color and finish that will distinguish the new Fall garments, you will find in this display of broad silks. Wc offer for your selection in the season's most wanted colors. l'l.AI.V TAKKKTAS CHAN'U KAIU.U TAFFETAS DAI'II.N'K MATIN MKSHALINti DICIIIOSS S ATI N t.'lilil'E TAII.K BILIC AND WOOL CANTON AU,-H!I.K CANTON SATIN FACKO CANTON COIlKKCItHW CMIKI'K FLAT rUIIl'K CllKl'i: 1)13 flllN.I'J COLOliEl) l'ONOEKS Tlu'Ht! urn t lit lii'tttM- known falii-lca, bill, ninny nvw ami heaitlil'iil ft'.luics am Includ ed. The prici'S yon will fin;l to b; at a h'Wl to alToicl you worth while uavluuii on your Autumn tiilk purchaser. Thc Largest Chain Department Store Oi'Kanizalion in the World"" 'KB'Rm-y:s TODAY AM) TOMORROW noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooortooooo REX BEACH'S The Iron Trail" A story of the mighty achievements and thrill ing adventures of brave men and devoted wom en in the building of the pioneer railroad .through the Alaskan wilderness. A Sensational Railroad Melodrama Also Round 12 of the "FIUITIM; KLOOU- STORIES lis the Last One Don't Miss It Box Wood Box Wood Put in your winter's supply of (rood dry box wood now. White Pine Box & Lumber Co. 7-20-tf- Ann Arbor Tlm?8 News: Nearly every movie slur If trying murriugo buv a ticket to the American Lesion dance, Zuber Hull, Aujrust 81. Every ticket 100 votes towards bathinp beauty to represent La Grande at Seaside. ... . .: . 8-18-tf FIND IT MERE The, Hazelwond ice cream H delic- Tf .' nt...a.. ...nil rvnvnn f.li.l o readv to serve- The Brick ice cream o is a fine dessert and served in slices, I the sherbet is always just rip;ht. oYou can buy the Hazelwood brand 2onlv at Siiverthorn-W right's fam- o.ily iynir Store. They keep open till; o-za-u. Call For Bids. Sealed bids will be received by the Commission of the City of La Grande, Orepnn, for the construe tion of the improvement in Im provement District number 12IS, with in the City of La Grande, Oregon, according to the plans and specifi cations ot said improvement. on file in- the office of tho City Hecoiiler of said City. A deposit of $5.00 will be required for set of Plans and Specifications, which amount will be refunded if bidder is unsuccessful, and returns same to this office. Bids will he received to tiie hour of sevrn-tliirly p. m. September flh. 1923, at the Commission room jti the City Building ul La Grande, Oregon, aim must be accompanied by a certified chock in favor of tin City of La Grande, Oregon, in (he amount of ton (JO) per cent of tli amount of bill, a:; a tuarantpo of the acceptance and comnlctiou of nowjcoiitract, if awarded- Checks will be returned to unsuccessful bid ders. The commission reserves the ri.ht lo reject any or all bids. Ky order of tho Commission August a, mat. J.,E. STKAKNS Hecorder. Auu'. 24-101. oil o'clock each night. Copy for this column must be In by 10:00 a. m. ooooooooooooooooooooooooo Card of Thanks To mv friends and neighbors who were so kind anil considerate dining Fair treatment given your chil dren when buviiifr school books and my recent bereavement when illness I supplies at Newiin Book rt Statinn- . A shark's bide is thick enough for shoo' leather, but this ,. Isn't news to one who has naked one of thorn for the rates at.. his seashore liolel. f Box wood, $3.00. Call Main 547. 7-10-tf. overtook mv wife, I wish to ex press my thanks. Especially do I want to thank Mrs. Frank Cleavcn gcr for her goodness and kindness at that time. R. B. Grider. 8-28-ltp. Bathing Beauty Dance, August SI, Zuber Hall, under auspices La Grande American Legion. 8-18-tf Flue sweeping. Observer. Leave orders at ery Co. 8-21-tf Notice. All-wool suit or overcoat, union made to order, $28.00. Little boys' suits mode to order, from (i to 18. Phono 644-J. 8-23-litp Hemstitching at the Art & Baby Shop, Sommer Hotel Bldg. Adv. 7-9-tf. School Books. At Silverthorn-Wright's Drug Store. He Isn't a true statesman unless he thinks tiie world will go to the dogs If hi- can't have his own way. Pick vour rrirl and buv a ticket i 8-23-(itp; to the American Legion Dance, Au-j .... ... viii oto.r! gust ill, uuer nan. . o-io-u While Rotary sewing machine-!. Rent, sell and repair. Dress-making i course free. New Foley Bldg. Phone 583 W. 8-11-lm. familv 2-28-tf. School Books. Everything for the school at Silverthorn - IWright's Phone Main 743 Drug Store. children , family 8-2S-2L ! 8-28-tf. Notice. Men's high grade dress shoes, ,$!.!"), from factory to wearer. Moc lea ia pack boots made to order. Call I ill J- 8-2?-tp ' U'l.:. .... l; l.l-.l 4l.uf will hr. HPil ill the i ime roiarv sewing macnincs rveiy nmu mo "... --- -- 'Kent. Sell and repair. 50 new whites School Room, we have in stock and I for rent S3.00 i,c month. New nlcntv of them, Silverthorn-W right s I Foley Wile-, phone X8:i W. 8-14-lm. family drug store. I Schoo'. Books, School Supplies of j 8-ir,-tf. ToO Talki vvners of :ing-iviacnmes RED SEAL RECORDS Go At Former New Price Price 10-inch Red Seal V1" $1.00 12-inch Red Seal : $1.50 $1.23 12-inch Red Seal $1.75 $1.50 12-inch Red Seal $2.00 $1.7o 12-inch Red Seal $2,0 $2.00 12-inch Red Seal $3.00 $2.23 12-inch Red Seal $3.50 $2.50 Visit Our Big Sale Newiin Book & Stationery Co. YOUR OPPORT VANCY CANNING TEACHES, crate 25c A CARLOAD OF IDAHO WATERMELONS TODAY H'-c lb.; a big melon 25c , FANCY TOMATOES, crate $1.00 CANTALOUPES, home grown Rocky Fords , 4 for -c WHERE THE THRIFTY THRONG HOOVERIZED GROCE J .BO!