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"4 Thursday, May 24, 1923. TIIET LA GRANDE EVENlNff OliSISRVElt PAGE FOUR r. ': 1 .I ! La Grande Evening Observer AN INDKrKMIKNT NEWSPAPER. Published dally and weekly at La flrande, Civruii, by La llrande liven ing Ob.nrvr 1'uisllnlilnff 'otnpaii. BRUctt DENNIH, Kdllur. Entered at lh Poslofflee n( La ftrnnrt, Oregon, as Second CUmn Mall Matter. Addrenn all Coutmiinlcfitiona to Till? iiHhhiiVJ-.H, Jiit Auama Ave., Grande, Oraifon. 0UnS'llIl-'l()X It AT US. II r Currier Dally, per montli ....... .75c Oaily. per threu months ...$2.2il Daily per aix nio in advance ll.'oi uaiiy, single copy ..,. uc C1TV AND COt'NTV OFFICIAL PAPKK. By Mall. Unity, per year. In advance ....... f .0' Hl)y, nix muntna ! sdvanco ia.MM I'Mtiy, tliree month. In advance Iully. per inunih Bno aily, per month &0c 1 On anle In olhr nlllea OreRon Hotvl New Ktaiiil. Portland: Imperial Newa ' hiHtid. Portland; Multnomah Newa Htand, Portland. I JUKMllKIt OF AMNIM;IATK1I I'lttth. The Associated 1Tm la exclusively tni It led to uhh for uiilil lest Ion of hi I liewa dlapat'1it'K credited to It or not ptherwfMu credited In this paper, and alno the lorn I iihwm published therein. Ml rltftllH Of r'ptlhikL'lltloll f Spec 111 I dlttpatuhea hurt-In also aro rcaervud. THE PRINCE OF PEACE: For unto us n child in bom; and the rov ernment Khali be upon his shoulder: unci hi name Khali foe culled, The Prince of Pence. Isaiah 9:0. OFFICE CAT TRAOI MAflH DV JUNIUS went to fili-vp on tho ground on top ot un utorn and It grew up with lilin." I . T . . . Hlmpio nimonN loom iiueu ciuuihub Anil It plulnly shows! But ull the powdor he cull find Ih on his sister's nose. The Red Army Bugaboo . OHt LOOK! Jh'IWfHti a. movlo and u chorus f?lil Wlial dH.Vrenon can you mm.? Why," tho first, u dimple In bur face Tim second, In tier knee. Mandy ItlgKi and Joahua White, both of the deaf and dumb school, wore married lust night, lioth are unspeakably happy. "lt the mowlera howl. And tho '"prowlers prowl, And tho growl era growl, -' And the gruinblera go to It; liehlnd the night, There la plenty of light, And tltlngH are right, And I know ft." Craft.! Said Ihn dry good clerk uh 5. Professional worriers and alarmists when all other subjects" l,olt ot " f" on failed have always been able to fall back on the red army of litis-1 :iaint the re.-Mon that u gfntie sla, with its supposed millions of trained fighting men, ready to J""aJ VrAV""iTkVn" qyerrun neighboring nations and even to menace peoples more re- if. rriote. The Russian propaganda has made much of this ominous.1 .vecn-din to (l (.enaiti i.a cimni tremendous force, even in the background, but with such dire po-'ritiwn bin wire now belong to on tentialities. What is the truth ulxmt this bugulxw? According to wi."03" Capt. J. II.' Scammell, of the Naval War College, whatever the! . , ' i . ... . . "Thnt'n ntv hired man asleep lip soviet aimy may once have been, it is nothing to cause consterna- IIl(,r0 ln ,,. rrut(.K of liult oak tree said IioiicnI i-arim r Ifornbeak. "You ni e 'entitled to one guess us to wheth-ei- he elauih up Iktu to Hlunibt'f, or U didn't happen In a Im. Grande church, but I heard of so mo church where they got mixed and nerved. -perxlinmon Juice instead of wine and the choir had to "whlatle" the Dox-ology. "ITvcry pt-nny- or.U hhU- go, lo. Uia widow of the "Unknown fHoltkcT.V ... - ;j i I.. I Wo (ilvo IthMwUess Oiwratlona (Medical Advertisement.) Probably Juat a new kind of a dry cut. Those who Hvo by the sword Bhali be bored to death by the memoirs. The Ohio man fined for getting hit by an auto, has promised not to do It again. Tho beat place to live la Just In side your income. j:astkh islam !u:mainj (By Associated Press) SANTIAGO, Chili', May 24. Recur rent rumors that Kaster Island had sunk beneath th Pacific during the intense cui-thnujike nf InsL Xovenibor have been proved unrounded. The fishing schooner Falcon, which left. for the Island In February, returned I today, reporting that all was well. J The Island, which, in used, by the .Chilean government as a penal colony, has a population of about 1200. It Is the easternmost Inhabited member of ihn tnlcnBlin .nlm n .1 iu .i...Lr lablc for its giant, pieces of sculpture, Harry louder, vhen asked what he 'apparently the work of a- prehistoric was going to do with the proceeds ' people. It is25ut miles west of tho from one of his ronrorfw. huH: rtitlean const. HiOFlD GRADS PLANNED Onions uro u houlthful food for the ninn who lives alono and doesn't go out much. etipmp A.L... o. A htr rminion r.uoc.c, .tiny . .-n , of alumni and formeS- students of the University of Oregon who were grad uated in the classes from 1878 to 1890, is' planned at tne insiuuuou durine Commencement Week. The it-; Ho ilnnr. in 187b. univeiany ufc,,cu ,v" . The. first class obtained degrees in 1878. Daniel Waldo Bass, proprietor of 11 o LInn1 CuttlA unrl n atll- dent at Oregon in the "early days. has assumed t;ie responsiuimy ij Betting tho old grads back to the Icampus. Mr. Dass has already lssuea rn alumni 'whose adlresses he has, and is desir ous of jjcpng in touch with all 01 tho "old umers.y ' Wednesday, Juno 20, has been fix ed as reunion day for the classes 1Q7Q tn tttttn Thn Jtiu'a nrntrmm Will UUlll WIIJI a iHUHiniu it v it. m. in Alumni hall, the Woman's building. Mr. Pns1 pays no special invita- I ion to the reunion la required by former Oregon students who attend ed' college prior to 1890. If pos sible, however, old grada ought to send their addresses to Mc Bass or the alumni secretary, care of the Univorsity, Eugene, Another important event of Com mencement Week tyill be the tenth annual reunion of- the 1813 class. The reunion slogan of the class is; "One Hundred and a Bust.'1 The re- -union committee hopes that fully a hundred of the 1013 class will gath er in Eugene at Commencement time. ALMOND ACKKAGK HUGH (By Associated Press) SAN .KKANCIHCO, May 24. Al mond orchards cover 100,000 ncres of California soil, according to a re port made recently '-'by the United suites department of ugrlculture. Al though thn actual figures show only 95.1X8 acres in 39 counties, fractional acreage, unaccounted Tor, la believed to augment this total; Beurlng orchards cover 50.27:! ReiTs, while .18,239 are non-boarlng. It isn't so very difficult for a mnn to get cn nis feet if he has a used car on his hands. As we understand the ruling, it is j illegal to break the law until you get three miles from home. If Kidneys Act Bad Take Salts Says Backashe Often Means You , Have Not Been Drinking Enough Water tion today. It is true that as short a time ago as last May a great review, to which foreign correspondents were carefully invited, was held j at Moscow. It was announced that 60,000 troops were in the exhi- i bition of well trained men and that they were merely )i sample-pf the sort of soldiers the soviet government could summon by the million. .''' ., ,, i.i' i Captain Scamnu-11 says this was not the red army, but a sep-i urate organization, known as the Government army, composed Of, the' elite of Uunsia's military strength. The Red army is a very different organization, of inferior quality, poorly instructed mid I 1 - j. t. a.. jt; i.i : i; l: I 1.1 Tt . t. I 01 inaaequaie equipment,. ,111 oiucihi iiiveBugaiiini uy tne riviKn Whc yoil tvnlx ,, v.ilh nc;:l:hc and General staff difeiosed the strength of the red army as 300,000 , dull misery m the kidney region it may - . . , , 1 1 1 1 i 1 . ' nicait you ii:ivc been eating foods wluell men, of h kind not greatly to be feured. - ... crCate acids. sa;s a well-known author- A fatiil defect of such of the ainiy as remains is the lack of ty. ' ofKVrcIcf?ortoVCh efficient officers. When the bolshevists first obtained control of ' jr'(;tn Ih'hioo'd and iiicy become sort of liaralvzL'd and loucy. When your kttl- cloff vou 'nust relieve them, like vou relieve your bowels, removing ;ill the body's urinous waste, else you have backache, sick headache, dizzy spells; your stomach sours tun.-iuc is coated and when the weal her U bad yoi have rheumatic twiiiKcs. The urine is cloudy, full of sediment, channel often cct sore, water rcalds ami you are obliged to seek relief two or three limes during the nigh!. ( Kit her consult a pood, reliable physi cian at once or pet from your phartna- 1 a ptass 01 water before: breakfast for a few days and your kidneys may then act fine. This fanlous salts is made from the ncid of ptapes and lemon Juice,- combined with lillua. and has been used for years to help clean and stimulate sluggish kid um- rUn in iirMitrnlizc ncidt in tin even u garden! Nearly everybody dreams sooner or later thinirs they aliolished all class. distinctions and with them discipline ! paralyzed ami low. When j '.j... x, tu :. 1 n !;: get sluggish and clog and order. Now they are reaping what they have sown. tire bolshovist system contains its seeds of decay. Tho cn- That Back Yard ! ' "Acres of Diamonds," the famous lecture of Uussell II. Conweil is based iimm a story of a Persian who sold his little farm ill order ! cistj about lour ounces of Jad Salts; ... . t.. .. j. .1 u..i ' ' A 1.. .! take a tab! rspnou fill hi a plass of w IU XUIIUH UU 111UIIICU 11 UI1UIIOIIU IIUHLMI C AJJUtU LiUtl. , Vliei !J, the purchaser discovered on that identical farm an inexhiiustiblo dialnond mine, while its former dwner foamed lhe1VorldJnrf(i-frl-cd to find a single jewel. It is a good story with an obvious moral. Everything you need is light at hand, and many things .that you ; my. .-.in to neutralize adds in the want- of owning u place in the country, in the suburbs, or some' other .lad Salts is inexpensive, can. not ln- placo where a garden is possible. It is pleasant to dream of flow eis jure, and makes a delightful, efTervcs eent illtia-water drink. Drink Jots of of trees, of vegetables mid fruits, and nH'your.owh, hnd may, soft water. By ail m have your everybody who dreamsjhis dream experience some day that dream : jwicu a yi.ar come ti ud. Hut in the meantime, what of that back yard ? J The possibilities of a back yaid, even in the city, are boundless and alluring. Whatever its size, shape, condition, miracles may happen in that yard. It is amazing what one can grow in a small piece of ground, and even the most wretched soil can be improved by the simplest of fertilizing processes. A little time spent in the back yard before breakfast, after sup per and on holidays will pay big dividends. Ity mid by some of the neighbors will bring a friend to see your garden, and you will find more satisfaction in that little patch of ground Hum in many a more pretentious possession. Anybody can have a garden who will dig for it. To the soul of a painted woman: 8oon you'll lu.ur It at tho A mule l.oix.i-: Mi.Miti its to m:i;t (Ity AHHoHnlrd Vritnn) ! Ill (MAT l-'AI.I.N, Monl., Muy tM. - Jli'itilKTB ot IuiIhvk In ull nurtN nf tho ' .ii-. ivinMioi n n(tnd tho Cwciitlelh an mini slato convention or i. . . ..iiitiuia t',ikn IoiIkm horo Julv 1, : uixl :i. At Itnst rive h imlH uutl n rvoml dm in rot-UM wilt ! i resent. H utnl vvtis of I ho i1i'ltKtitfM uro c- ' it'cU'i to attend the lrni!Hv-(ill-ItMiu Cluht nt SlH-lhy the Any uftf Iho convent 'on clo '. and a miutIuI train Itaa n'en nrranped for thom. KiikIiuh! C()iu)bihis thut she Ik pct tinp fiek of American film- of tho Western Immlily tvpe. Wo don't blnme her; nnd in tho nvenntime wo nre Kick of news films showing tho prince of Wales taking uff his it and putting it an again. EASY TO DARKEN i You can Bring Back Color and 1 Lustre with Sage Tea j and Sulphur. When you darken your hair with Sago Tor and Suljdm; no one ran tell, bo- : OtHinn lt d done mi imturuMy, m ownly. lrritriu tlii initure,lliugli, nt hum in iiiihhv and Irnuldevmie. At htlle txit ou citn buy at any drug tun the r-'fldy-to ue irewrnliii, iittinted hy , thi addition of other ingredient ealled " yeth'ii Siiptf and Sulliur toiiiMiuat- ( Vou jut dnui(xn n ffHttir or unit truh 1 villi i( nd drntv thiti through your hair, 1 iflkiii one f-tnall tttrnud at time. Hv rnnrninp till fjiH.v Imir Jii Murt, an), j nfter auolrier apidicntiMn nr two, umr hnir her emeu (eitutifully darkened, ! cUfsy un l luxuriant. iiniv, i ided hair, though no rbujjnief. ! a fit'ti of old mo, ami an we all oVoire : a vouiln'ul aad atiraeti anmraiiM, ( pet buv at mn m it h WvotJi t Sje and Sulphur .Compound and look vur joingtr. - x - r- 'fKe best Vq- to eVvMat you )ant, Is to ait wtanrin and. It t.iKeM n lit'-shiit' to siivo wlmt you rou'd loyc In a puur IriV'-nim -Rt in n 1uk)o day. Its ia:V t'lintiult to spend rnon htil not nlw ays o easy li f.n I a (rood invest ment tor your money, ' Our biinli offers you a safe p.iyintf invcstiiK nt in one or more of our ri;i;TiKiiAn:s ok - DKlM tsiT These cir! fieitlea of depos it Ml keep your dollars worhlir; for you, conntantly luilldiiu; up your Kceouut. It's tuitrhty pleuMimt to Know I tint your money Is where It t:; absolutely ante uti'l always aalUildo lor us-j 111 ei'u I'Nellcy. And our cert'flenlea r de powit clvo you just such un insurance in iifety, VZOIMD -RELIABLE ' PltQ&ttSMVE- IT TAKES loo YEARS TO CHOW TIHEEll FI T Ol T VOI R FIRES MEN ! Prices oii Suits Are Reduced for Fri aiv--nSaturaav ', ,.(! . J Style Plus, Fitform or Hart Schaffner & Marx (Clothes: on Sale for K yS ttT"r CojiyriRlit 1923 Hart SchaBner & Marx Friday and Saturday only a two-day sale of Melius Suits, ranging from size 35 to 42. "Regular prices range up to $42.50. Such reliable brands, men ; honed above, insure maximum service. Mostly dark colors,1 somc!stripes and in every instance the styles ai c.onsci'-vaye.. .. Sec window display. ... .' BOY'S SUITS REDUCED ONE -FOURTH Every boy's suit in stock will be reduced one fourth, for Friday and Saturday. ' An elegant assort ment to select from and, while the styles are good, yoiVwill find good serviceable materials, too. ! ALL FELT H ATS -I - 20$ LESS " ;- . ... All felt hats reduced twenty per cent. "Friday and Saturday only. This reduction includes Stetson Hats. II SPECIAL WOMEN'S COATS SUITS REDUCED ONE-THIRD Any coat in stock, any suit iri stock, all these wonderful garments are offered at one-third less for Friday and Saturday only. : Coats priced from $12.00 to $17.00; suits juiced from $11.70 up to $27.50 these arc sale prices. WOMEN'S SILK OR WOOLEN DRESSES REDUCED ONE-FOURTH You will find a good variety and particularly interest ing styles, new weaves' and colors everything new and in style. Sale prices range from $12.00 up. . ' ' ' Si