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- Tuesday, iFcbiuar-201923 i AGE, FOUR THE LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER Til h La Grande Evening Observer ah iNin;ri:in: XKvi-Ari:n. Pulliidid daily ami wiklv ul 1-a Grande. OrrHon, by l-o irniitJ l.veii liis obio-rvt-r l'uhlhdihtic 'onipju;y. BKUCK DKNNIS, Editor. nUrd at the 1'ontnffbe ut !-a Mr-uidc, Oregon, a Second :iufa Mall Matter. AfldrenH nit eonimiinlenltonii to THK OBSHJRVKn. Mlti Adam Ave., La Grande, Oregon. BUllSt'lUI'TinX It A i Ity Currier. Dally, per month . !ally. ?r lUtw months bmny, per fix niu.. In advain. Pally. ainKle copy - ..$2.2: II y Stall. Dully, per far, in autanc t-VOO. I:illy, six nioiiihH In advaiica -. it Uaily, tbrt luonthff. In advam 1.2 Weekly obMiTvtT'Nt nr. by mall. j-r yr. In udvunce -Sl.Sf On Male In uthr oiliea Ore-fun llutel Ni'wji Ktuud. I'ortlaiiil: Imperial Sewa hi a ml, I'urtluiiU; lliillnoiuab New hlHIHl, rort iMIltl. Editorials From Over the Nation THE OFFICE CAT The Au-liiU-.l J'i--m lit exclusively antitlt-il lj iimii fur mllilW-atiiin uf il nuw. dlripnl'-lirM crf'llled I" It "r not iilir'lt' ir.ulli-il In till ppir, mid Hid Uti-nl ni-wrt iiiiliMnlird Wier.ln. AH rlixhtM vt r.iiiliUritllun of .aocl.l dll'Hl-lii-. hrvln hI.u r. ri-HfrvJ. I ITV A.M IW'M'V orKM.'MI. I'AfKII. THE KVKR WKI.COMK MESSlvN GEIt: How beautiful upon the mountainx arer tlie frot of him that b.-iiiKctli kodiI tiiliiiKS, 'hut publiHh oth lieniw; tltut urnROlh (tood lid inirs of iruuil. thnt nublixheth calvg- jtii.n; that faith unto Zion, Thy God lieiniu'th! Isuiuh 62:7. Books for a Desert Isle There has been a great todo among literateurs and near- literateurs on the question of what book or books each in case of shipwreck, would salvage to bear him com pany on the desert isle on which, putatively, he would be cast. Naturally the divergence ol opinion was great, for there is scarcely any subject regarding which tastes differ so much as they do about boons. Wliile many agreed on the Uible and Shakespeare as indispensable, the choice in other respects took a wide range. Homer, Sophocles, l'lutarch, Aristotle, l'lato, Horace and other classic writ ers were often mentioned, and there was a great run on moderns like Scott, Kingsley, Kant, Dickens, Thackeray and Victor Hugo. .The neo-Olympians are, however, dissatisfied be cause of the paucity of selections among tne very mod erns', Outside Kipling, whom, the new generation of crit ics holds in such scorn, and one or two others of still more recent fame'JflWtfe', wak'f Significant dearth of reference to any present 'cultivators of the of authorship, and not one of the alleged bestsellers had a single champion. One rather practical gentleman said he would be sure ' to take along a .large unabridged dictionary and another voted for a good encyclopedia in 20. or 30 volumes.' The former might find the stories rather short, but both, if conscientious readers, would find literary pabuhun, of a sort, that would last a long timev. i A perfectly 1'hilistine suggestion, of course, is that, .1 . i i i- . i. . . . . l.. .ir At- in WTe event or a real snipwrecK, tne victims, including uie eminent authorities whose opinions were quoted would be so. occupied with frenzied attempts to save their lives that they would have no though to give to books. Try Goue on the Weather ' ' New lb turd Htandurd: Horn- on u citing; from Lutnuinue, wlxrc tli; ' Near Kuat cunrrfn- la bclnjf h:ld. ihua h(-n (treat ty lmpn-Ha'd wit ti "fblff - ft IjcuiIm ' iiac'd by Urb ntul atatrHitien. Tin TitrklHh dt liMti'K, lit any. Iiuvc HtrliiKK of bf-ada with nliluh tiny pluy while llii'lr in I ii Jh ar litiny un uf fa in ot atuii. forced to alt atlll win It- iimt lora ut- belnjf dlMt-iiHH l, tin y vnl thidr htvuiih i-nTffy by flddllnif with tb.o lit t W- irlnaa buV.H. NlruiiK' upon u :wir or rord. j Tbt'io lit notblntf in w In tbk. Tb iiH'ii of the vHt ilo not run to atrium of brada, but they have uiitcb t-hurniH 'anil fliuln and i-Uikh lo Inlp llxrn fidK' t, r they can twiddle tin- ruin. In tlilr pocliitH, or twiat tb-lr ihuh- ta. Ih-m iiHauiuina; tin y liuv- tli-iii or du any of lh- other thlnK by whit-h nun initnlrvHt tbi lr n-rvuuan-aa. our I women, of couac, have bt ada tor pur-poai-a of adornim-nt, Inil art not above iiainK IIm di aa fldRet bfada. They an; ilrat ra:c thintfa lo fuaa uitb. Am e ilc; in women In particular oittfht to be able lo iiiideratanfl how jnut-li i-oiu-fort tin- Turkiah dlploumla derive from tlielr beada, ulllunitfJi It la a.i'urioua liut that th rhlKllnff oilier p'-o-plo Jh UMiially a aourco of proat annoy ani'i . Tim woman who la rocking on a looae board will nak lu-r liuaband for heaven's kh lie to atop twiddling lila watch chain, and tin' man who (h fnceraantly tapping the table with til. pencil la greatly iifRrlcvcd If hi ttpouae cllfka Iter glaaa bi-aila. Ia'lilt;.l and let fidget la u motto that few of JIB I Bp eft. A GOOD CREKD .More faith in ourwlves we need; More faith In the other man; More faith in the friendly deed; More fith in the helping hand. More faith in out nation' fjlorv; More faith in the men who lead; More faith in love's old atory; I.et K take that for our creed. 1 No Kun In It Tor Them Some of the crusadein are threat- stop imintr to sum a crusade to flirting. Evidently they find flirting poor. the tiii-:oi,o;y ami kixk.iov j . I'l'ini th: Christian Kegiah r: And Het'U.' That Is a (imntion. Aa aoun lis 'MI line your Intellect, yon define and eonflne, yourself to llnills. Kelig ton la apirft. and as silch It Is ill Im It - ruble. Theology, or the alaleinent or religion belief, mtiat put In urda ttuti leiLVe1 one SOllK' flegrett .( 'ultlii'd. crabb'd, confined, bolmd in. And then you are. No one ran think in p rfect spiritiiiil 1-nns, The greii relig:oilH leadei-fl of tile ages have been llu-n whose theology lias separated ihein Inlo llielr sevi-rul churches and schools of ooc-lrlne. At (tie anme lime (heir religion, love, good will, ptire llveH. righteous ncls, holy anrtlnitlons and services to mankind have united them. I'lilllips Itmoks and Cardinal Cllbii Hit) were theoiuglnils far apart, but : a spiritual giants and servera of their generation they walkei) arm in arm. winning the praise of men and the Meaning of (iod. Quite frequently the man who wants what he wants when he wants It doesn't get it at all. j "Can a poet make a living"?" asks the editor of an Ohio paper. Yes 'He can get a job hauling coal. In the opinion of Amos Tash Dr. Coue might better have it this way: Day by day, in every way, taxes are getting higher and higher. . The fact that she happens to think as he does won't keep a man's wife from contradicting him. It is all right to profit by the mis takes of others, but a wise man will not lorgct his own. The Americans are becoming a pessimistic people, unable to view an altruistic act on the part of a public man without suspecting him of a selfish motive. And they are right, just about often enough to keep them suspicious permanently. The following tale is told on a prominent shoe man: "An unusually amasting incident was witnessed by. a customer in a prominent shoe store, the other day. iA lady of stu pendous dimensions, stylishly- nttir ed, entered the store and seated her self to be waited upon. Soon a bald headed clerk came up to serve her. After rejecting this . pair and that, she decided on some brown oxfords. The clerk knelt down to lace them, and she looked down andsnw the' bald head. Thinking that was her rolled topped knee, she modestly drew her skirt over it." The ill jaw iT'iTirmnnw Suits ana Coats For Spring! Tin' sultu clKit i Hpi-nt inontliH pitlnTlnir fur you an- suits or illKtinctU.n lialinrlinn of styl-. tllntlm-lion of ful- lc dbtllittli.ii' of worliiiiiinshiii. illxtini-llon of valiu n afltllorltatvi- ns you will find an wh. ii' and prk'i-d ri-aflunaliiy. Lnbdi lo cmi.ViHlzc that all inalilials air ixic'l1- kood. thorouKl' slirunk and n'finiHhcd: Hit' Hn- for Hi-rvict' Vs wtdl a.s hcailly: tin' trlnuninKl Uixposi d witliaiv sl;ill: and tin- workmanship otiKlint'SH. :ats from $12.50 up. SiNts fronil525.00 up. MJT WHY THUS AI'I'EAIi In olden days you could appcHr' Out on the porch at night In scant attire and never fear About mi auto light. God created the women and foolish beautiful so would love them, foolish would love the men. beautiful the men so they A pessimists life is unusuallv n greater burden .to his neighbors than to himself. 'nuBwrotnjromttaitwmitmmtitar' Income v Tax By Clyde G. Huntley Collector. iKtmttttiimttiuiiittrt:t:tit!t!tt::j Even the climate can lie Coueized, it is claimed by Dis ciples of the French chemist, and from reports of explor-' ers it would seem that already much is lieing done in that line. It used to he thought that when we wished a change .in climate we had to go get it, hut now this has been made much more easy. by. the Nancy formula. lTeconceivctl notions ot the climate of the Sahara ! A ,., r,0,.ive fr hiK sor. hnvealso been upset hv the report of recent explorers, who vices compensation other than mon say that instead of a region of dryness and intolerable 7h.ll,fVir'm heat tHeVfCTtTnrt thercool and even cold breezes from thc''kni in payment is the amount to North miTclvof the time, and zero weather at night. Lux-'Xlif1HlctrTi.r0ceryto,T urious'VegFfntion'was also reported in many districts, and as part of his . wages groc but one real wate.'less desert was found by these explorers. ;h:n,Kvttr I' or instance, the author of a popular book on the Arc- him as income. Compensation paid ti Infirm., if .... .. "P ..; .. . 1 1 . " i : i- i 1 n employee of a coiporntion in 11 U"""-D " iiiiiiui,y liiliu cum &,t.vs ii nas dcl-ii ,ies of stock- is to 'be treated as basely slandered by other explorers, and instead of being if " coiporntion sold the stock niA .Hi.! rlou. ,!.,(.. .. ;.f ,.i....t.T..i ii!.... i ... for its market value and paid him vivt initi tit.-iiMiiiv.- in .1 ittnii in jjiL'iiuiui vi'gftitLiuii, ami ev-iin en Of ballliy breezes in Season. ! Promissory notes received in pay It W'lnmr l. ,.,, o, ,1 l,f K : ; .!, : l"l't J"r wrvh-es and not merely as .... .".' .-vtii tm irt.ii ot.-t.ii.-L Liuit iiuiuil 10 ill tiiu i security ! You can be a bluffer only as. long as your money' hftids -' out' ,4'J '; -.Ii!.;-'!! ; I Ml:ij(j !,;'! -A, ' Judge-"You ..ans sentenced toJ '," ' -VV"t!j-in. wnmi Wt nnng by the' neck "until dead."'" iM-khi), .-usi-s .. .. m in,. Wti I'l-iK-onei "Judge( I believe' !'ynl are stringing me.,",. -( , ., Which Served Very Well '1' -1 "This check is doubtless all rights said the bank cashiej; poljtcjy, "bu.t, have you ' anytlllng1' about 'you by BROWN and DEER A New Color Combination Sport Oxford $8.00 Low brond Jum-I.' writ 'soh. pu'nchrd a"'l . prrforalril. tbfs oxford fs om of th rxlixni.? sport type. Dnrk brown and dft-r tiilfsUin ;ln all sixes 'now, l'rk-od 5.110. tlonitlty Iiiks m'fci cliosrn and a joy In its sW-cvldent tli - ' n : r t 'it Pi SEW DRESS GOODS From Far and Near - Thrsr iir- limes li' n dn-ss. fronds of I'yery description : kr-'fi coijinijiilly ivjrivinK.w UJi eaeU. r 'X press. Nvw silUs, n-'v woolinji. ,yiid w;isir iro'iids-ioll! fon'i-rn und (ionn'sib'wtMun never i(i a more varied and plr-mini? ncleftion. ' lYU-e too, an: - very reiinunable; . f Kspe ialiy we call your nttenlion lo thts.H'v KinslntuiM zephyrs and tissues. . which you could be identified?" The pretty younj? thinjf faltered: "I have a mole on my left elbow." Shanghai Cops Look For Arson Gang Not .station burst, into in p.iekfliK eases were va (liy Assoeiated Tres:') , SMANliUM. 1-Vlj , 20.- SljanK'liai polbe jiiij. (ifvolinif, ,Jln'U;, t'uno lo a feat;h iDi'ni-nibfra of.ai ur.n k.liii: whosv,. in t'vo jn. .tho, ,Inltv1r nationid eltlmunt1,(raIlo ,lo-- iuJiti wlinn- t,wo eye of the hehohl for niivment eonstitntfi 111- er. lor the noots have said so. but it hasi('ome tw tno ' 'Hr fan- remained for explorers to prove that heat and cold are m Z'ZiJZZ mil not bear- the tactile sense, and when that is properly Coueized, "De- fncc vall,u at maturity, in center's r;s plf asant as May," a thought which helps much 'Z Wr$t ",i un.-.te t-uiniiiurmugs. . Off bilit: r nThe Rubber Supply as income ns the fair dis ci tinted value of the note at such time. If the payments are met ns they become due. there should be in cluded as income in respect to each such payment so much thereof as represents recovery for the discount deducted. Hoard and loduinir when furnish- The proposal to inquire-into the world's production ;K Tas"" "TC rude rubber is one that opens the way to great possi- to1 vierk win los. The consumption of rublxT by the United States Km"nV"n vho is riven a room and Kirt payment for his ser- ; . - - j - ieuj iiium ri-pm i iuv I air vniue Ol iKjtominji so great that additional sources of crude rub-.sm'h 111 his io'e tax return, her should bo ,iu!l. available. The Philippinp Island antu!,:itn,-fr;fn,P,S periiajis Hawaii are suitable for growing rubber. Pos- " 'i"tcis. light, and h.-at, nni em siblv other regions under the iiierican flair would hp t'''.'y,',s "Ul'h "s '"'"'"'"" ii''.n. ti j, .. , , . tiiitit i tut .vnit.iii.tlll n.tn umtlll 1)L internes, nurses, and reconstruction louiu suitaiiio. At anv rate, it is the duty of the govern- "''11" ""titled to ipmrters, sui ment to extend the rubber resources of the nation, and this uch'"!.'',.'' llllOlll lieiay. i.ers and emplovees, and . Control of the p.vst-nt sources of crude rubber is mtVZ"l, in the hands of Americans. The supply is virtually cor-1- nered, or at least, is so regulated as to become a club over . me neatis 01 American consumers. Inasmuch as rubber ha. become an indispensable material, whose use is ropidly in creasing, it is proper that the United States should be come independent of foreign control. and must be re- inciime for the DIAMOND It is alleged that there are modern writers who are ! excelling Dickens, Scott and Thackeniy, but since it is an ! author who says it perhaps the testimony is biased. j Another educator rises to sputter that the American ! schools are becoming hotbeds of socialism. Perhaps he ! fears socialism because it consists mainlv of an idea. ! Senator is accused of writing in "laughter" in revis ing a speech lor the ( ongressional Kecortl. should have provoked lauehler if it didn't. Perhaps he ; A man's sins stay rsing a megaphone. ii rou 1 id awaiting the opportunity of J - '"Tb-y them fiJIiiv tio for luv-pitals. i i'tftioiu I'waiw of what they J TIRES and TUBES are MADK to G1VF. Yt)D SKUVICK Ore. Hdw. & Iftip. Co. V Hv ivame i- ' U.B.TKrifty.folkr, and every xifeek I am 4oin4 to Kqn2 a real merac forlyou. II Kavc been. eiMaed toVorJ. 'for Ke livtt Bank ii ti ipK. WAKU rOMY HCM La Grande National ' Bank mtmmimmmttmttmmt ' For Sale or Trade . ' '-.! ! Hi" acres, B inileH cat of m (irnnde: 1 hitch In crop all U g Irrigated: pi'tdrf -$ iAnO.nlr. " g g 'iAIso 40 .ticrea U mile east or U l.tt 'Urando;.-pried' f 7.RO0. . : ' H fi' -1 'tjii o ! rj -iM-nt.,. . in - H' S . "j (Voi'. rnrliculai'? -i g 5 ; ,. :; VIUTK OWMIK, ' g 5 . . ... V. . Iti. H i4yajitmnautttintt:ti:::niT : Apples $3.00 Per Ton for Feed. Good cooking and eat- p ing apples, small, at 20c jji per box. Only a few box- a' 2 es of large sizes left. II ' it a Grande Ronde Vi I Fruit Co. I it ' S ' I Bunting's Warehouse g: Honkew polie riililK'H. Tln-ee found luiir the 1 loniin roaH l:il and weri f;;'iit to tlie police stiition l a ( 'liiiicso police const aolt. Sev eral hours later, two of the hoxen hurst Into t'l. lines a nil relented, rtv ulets of oil which rurriol tlie fire in all diiectiois. The third ho vii:i rcruoveil to an open area Uiid in due tfnu 11, too, hurst into flanu . i:aininatiori of the hoett revealed l.hat' they had heen iaekel with oil so iked eniioji vv;uiic .tfonUiiiilmr jur;r filled witJi keroKcne. to which w:i atiaehtiil i olock-like. mt'ehaninm to -llart; the upaiK. Thirty mute pack- i. Hi's of this infernal macliiiio variety have lneil found in ohsciU'M w.nehou.se.s hit) no arrosLs (hat could lead to prosecutions have Ic.'cii made. .m!:i:ti.;n st iu:di i,i;d (l!y A.sneiated I'rfw) san I : i ; i : n a i : i n n . t -a i i r. . i-vii. 20. The (.'alifornia Citrus Institute will hold its annual meeting hero I'eh. 2'i. in conjunction with the IU2. National Orange tjhow. old. (,'rov'J deterioration will ho tlj.f . pi:i:iOtial .OpIC Of !fwt.iuK(,Hl. ,J."! :( A CiHMMiUeu AU Win 1)0 H! 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000660600000"'" O ; . " " i 0 ' . I' Sour Stomach Makes a Sour Man 1 I This is the day of the optimist. Thei"don't . worry" man is a genial, smiling chap who looks' -forward to a bright future of health and happi nessand wealth too, of course. The pessimist is scorned. He is blamed for. a surly and gloomy disposition and receives no sympathy for his morbid forebodings. It isn't altogether right. 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