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IAGE FOUR - THE CA GJTAT'JBE EVENT Saturday, Febi iiary 17,1923. La Grande Evening Observer Aff )MH i'i:Nin:vr m-:vmp.ikh 11- J, i .V . i. T 7. Hl i-.ii t im My, r ycnr, tn mlVHtin ItiK Dli-'i'ivi-r Publishing '"onipiiny iHUlOE DION N IS, Kdlu.r. not Entered at thr Postoffleft nt La ClranaV, Oregon, ob Second Class Mull Mittier. Address all communication! to TDK OltsnilVKH. UK Adami A wo., l,n Gran lit;, Orugon. HI HMCltll'TlON MATU9. By Cm trier. Dnlty, per month 7.e pull'. pMr throo months Si.-:. Unity, per mix mo., in u'ivanco ..i..rti) pally, singlu copy Uv ;ITV AND COUNTY OFFICIAL PAl'KU. My .11 nil. I I in 11 y, nix month In oilviincn lliiily, three months. In Hdvannt Wf-tily olwuTvr-Hinr. hy. mall, per year, in advance ti.R m wil In other cities Oregon Jlotol News JSiiinU. I'orllHiHl; Imperial Nhwi Huind, t'oitlfnnl; Multnomah Now Hlniid, I 'or 1 1 ii mi. !i i! i Editorials From Over the Nation tcmobile. feiti'iireis and seed rotwl ttttUHnWBWW4WimMtWlttWlt I ... 1 .. 1 !.- .1 12 H'c .iiiiuiiiiu.'u m a minor ami a w jnuertor. Thus wo come ilnwti t fiv-; H i billions mil I a liu If as 1 hi- aggregate j 5 , income of fi.r.Ou.Wi) fanners nr ulMiiit IS sriH nor farmer or rather, iierlrt 'lann family. For we should nut fur- H a rSS.yX- and'eaty Jrk it Wo may if wejg cipher, wnen the ieal with movj, ISEELSLW WJiL i coats, ant movie i ,,,- , ,1.,, i, ..-'.V" ZiE k mil T Income Tax Facts By Clyde G. Huntley Collector. iup-i.iiiii-.k on- hsmj.hikii i-iu:. " r employes in 1!H7 of xi in- u-iih n, i-ntlt led to n".- i or ouhllraiu". of ,! " '". ; . ln to take in (average of !7:i in the construction ijjS:tmtKMlRKJttmMtttimu pews dispniclica cradlicd io It or not... ",, ,i. ncmile 1,Hlullry !lta Ul the hum trades; Ui. rwi., r. .iii.',i in this paper, nnc but go"'' .many of the people u, 01 j , , industries am ,km thr loci a., mm published Ui.riii. connected with it are living in mar-II.'; 1 '""-usirios am ah riuhis of r-uuhli'ntion of hp-cIh.! 1.1- ,,.,, ,;,i, n .u. ti..i ' ' 'n mines, minrrics and oil comforts of solvency. The work 0 Jerusalem, may he Tough in spots, but its ! wells. VI.: iwom.ii not I,.,,. ,.h..,, thou th.il killest the irreat life. prophe.s, and stonest them that are I The producers rate thomsoves rui' sent unto thee, how often would ly hiifh us interpreters of tli mass. 1 have gathered thy children toyeth- I'l'hey tWnk they know why and when .... u a h.n .riithfi'Mf her cnirs- peoiou lauifn or crv. 'wneii inuv uo'u.. , . " B.., ...... -- 7.7,1 l,,, ,i, i,-t n. h.v i" " '""B list oi subHcriliurs, trom ens unoei- ner wiiik, y- .,....; ... . yv -". ;t, Drinc1 0f Wales down, in .-on,. Matthew 2.1:; 7. iney ininK tney Know now to loriu i ,, ,- ... l:.. i : CHANOICS IN CIA B LIKE New York Times:. A man who for twenty-five years has. been serretary of a prominent social club in London nail recently a presentation, siirned not.- A Recipe for Concord opinions and stimulate sentiments. I hey touch prejudice und emotions and play the keyboard with the pub lic responding as animated. It is a movie convention that the rich must ba rascals. The rich man himself is a hard boiled shark, who would ahase a minnow. The rich man s son is a lizard, whose habits are seduction, drink, forif.-ry, per- jui" and murder. The rich man s wife prefers a wooly dog to a child, siaps all the servants, dances on cabaret tables, and is surrounded by male creum puffs who would Mrs. Alice Robertson, congresswoman, who, whatever her other failings may he. certainly cannot be accused of entering marriage without due and extended deliberation, ; nevertheless has a recipe lor marital concoru. iai cou ples at the marriage ceremony agree never to get angry at the same time." she sueeests. There is power in temperance of mind, or patience, j'-ipt minal!i jiul oiuy in me nome out everywnei e. v way warn tempc-i is an intolerable defect in character, a luxury entirely too expensive for the averaec person. ' A physician, when reproved for prescribing bread j'XZ'r ST.? if a .Ill J? -.Uil A ,.,.i.,...j-,l . Ytr.. U...t n..'f fUn .K.b . .... jjins iui a Lima, reiui teu, vv ci, i-iicj un i uui i, us; cunu . and may help the mother." Irritableness is a pill that is ' loaded with dynamite. A display of temper may seem to relieve the feelings of a person for a moment, but it actual ly exhausts him, depresses him, and .leaves him with a keen realization of weakness Its effect is to alienate the Zaly respect of friends, and to isolate the person from society, jintr Canada u, itive us some wheat, J"ufib s.ttmc. "'- cnt1' In history are numerous instances of great men, whose power was limited or suddenly cut short because of intemperance of mind. The calm, collected mind is alert, but temper leads to extravagance in action and stubborn ness in retreat. The ill tempered person is his own worst enemy. Miss Robertson's advice to couples to make such a sane resolution is excellent. A better recipe for concord, however ,is "Keep the resolution." Eight Hours for Wives memuiation of his quarter of a cen tury of useful work. He utilized the occasion to review, the developments and changes in club life that had fallen under his observation. Whil certain innovations had beuun to creep in before the war, it was, of course, tne war that wiouirht what older members were inclined to re Kard as revolutions, l'or example, when H was first rumored that the Athenaeum was introducing wait resses instead of the venerable men who had served in the dinintr room, nil London wns at first incredulous and then shocked. Dut other clubs were soon forced to follow suit, and it is the fact that the women ser vants showed so much deftness ami adaptability that .some clubs retain ed them even after the war ne cessity had passed. Nowadays, it appears, a man sel dom joins an EnKlish club unless he intends to make frequent use of it. The old custom of bcloncine; to ten or twelve clubs, at few of which he ever showed hi3 face, has largely passed away. This is thought to have been one of the rdsults of ner- sonal economies compelled by the the war. At entrant'!' fie and club dues have as a general rule in creased, so that the expens of be longing to a club is om?thinir 'ltO(;iti:.ssivi:s H IM, NOT roit.M iwll'cn ytnK "" in particular have nnd frails live in grotesque Persian palaces, amusing themselves by knocking the plaster off the poor man's walls and running his children man has a bank balance, hats been able to install his family in comfort, and educate his children, there is something wrong with his character, and necessarily he cheats the washwoman. When the movies have established but there won't be much left of Hol lywood. A woman member of the Maine legislature is quoted as urging application of the eight-hour principle to wives. IT ' 11 . 1-. 1 ... J - 1.. . L iL . 1- .1 .11 . . . iier proposal does nor, uuierenuaie otaw een toe cnnaiess and mothers. The rule that she would lay down is com prehensive. "Eight hours for work, eight hours for rest and eight hours for what you will" expresses her senti ment. This plan might work with some, but it wouldn't work i with wives, and niothersJtvlio are .guided by love for hus band and children in their work. This does not mean that loving wives and mothers are necessarily servile, but that they interpret their duty in the light of the heart's flame rather than in that of cold business. So long as a wife cares for her man and her children she will measure her duty by their need of her services. Marriage and wifehood are not business propositions to lie dealt with as though there were no such thing as sentiment. Rising From the Ranks Times have changed in the navy since Admiral Samp son disapproved the promotion of Gunner Morgan lest! he he socially unsuccessful. The naval information bur-! cau in announcing the reduction of the number of ap pointments to Annapolis academy from five for each con--gressman a'nd senator to' three, for the year 15)24, with 15 more to be appointed1 by the president and 100 allowed to enter from the ranks of enlisted men in the navy, adds that "within the past few years it has been found' at An napolis that many of the leading scholars, prominent ath letes and men honored by their own classmates by election to, class offices have been boys who won their appoint ments by competitive examinations while serving as lilue jackets at sea." With that report it might be well to re duce the congressional list again and secure more lcad- ing scholars and athletes from the ranks. TIIIKH I'AHTY. The New ICcpiildlc: Tlir."r. were Iwo melboila of politleal union consliuitlv under consideration and, ill the final session, under discussion at the con ferenen for progressive political ac tion recently held In clevelrimt. On was essentially tho oriranizutlon ol independent voting in tho primaries of Itio two major parties; the oilier was Inn creation of u third parly. The F.irmer-I jibor party at the out- of the conference presented a res olution designed to commit the or Baiilzatlon definitely ( the principle or a third party. In these words: "That tile conference for progressive political action hereby declares for Independent political action by tho agrieiilliiral and Industrial workers through a party of their own." This resolution Jninir over the conference from tile beginning, as an opportun ity ror a real test of strength between the progressives and the radicals. Tlie committee on resolutions pro posed to smother it. and to this nnd lo sacrifice all other resolutions. In cluding those In favor of a child labor law, recognition of Itussla, am nesty for political prisoners and civil liberties: but the spirit or fair play won and the resolution was present ed, though it was necessary for the conference to find u new ball for an extra evening session which had not been provided for. The resolution was tlmroughly debuted a'jd lost bv lit to r,2. The lending argument against the resolution was tli.it tli,. time was pol ripe for such a declaration that Ihe rank and file of industrial workurs a well as farmers wore still under Hue hypnotism of the old " party names and Hi,, excitement of being In one of the big tenia. 1' irllcularly the voice of political expediency coun selled delay at this time- The. rail road brotherhoods, who are Ilia chief unions behind the coiilercnce. have a candidate for the presidency pecul iarly their own In liohcrt M. I.a l-"ol-Icltc. lb- is- Ihelr champion favorite, with Mr. M-icAdoo a mere I'linoi-r-no. Mr. I..i l-'ullt-tlc will undoubtedly be' u.c-iiiiiiyiuij! if. .he, ;. Jtepuhllrani pri-d marii'S (o. Sears lu-nc!'lAl ri'Vliet' iiii:-si-s fins train, ,ur, la PtfKvrntcd by tho pnrlv ,eoh.1tH'di,W '.filbin' RCltlng aboard, as' was Itoasei e'll, the third party sped il will h,. walling on tho si.llng to carry him to bis destination. The plan outlined for state action hy Oie eonler,ellee seems exactly lltted for such a contingency. In any case, tin progi-cssiv to consider much more carefully than tney did twenty-live years ago. Several changes noted in English club lite could doubtless be paral leled in America. Hut this country has suffered one alteration in club customs unknown in England. Pro hibition has laid its heavy hand upon those little circles that Ui-ed to drop in of an afternoon for the purpose of tubbing elbows with friends nnd crooking elbows over" the "some thing" that everybody wits asked to "have." Desperate efforts are made in some clubs to keep up these old gatherings for friendly chat and ex change of stories but for the most part it is only n dismal pretense that is leic. iiouotress tne momuers are the better for it morally, but the general impression is that their wit has been made flat along with their drink. THE OFFICE CAT ALL IN VAIX She pave up mutton, pork and beef, She gave up aids and teas, She gave up milk, without relief, She gave up ooans and peas. She gave up fruit, and spuds and jams, She gave up broad and toast, ' She gave up herring, shrimp and clams, She 'most gavo up the ghost. She gave up powder, rouge and men, She gave up buths and sonp, And when she weighed herself again, She wept and gavo up hope. The man who snid actions speak louder than words probably never heard Senator Kned speaking. The collector for an easy payment house has no easy time. A La Grande slicker says matri mony is a good deal like billiards You' have to take, the scratches with the kisses. Wn have heard manv statemonts miKkV'tW weiV'Wlw . wouUifft jllke hp; Ohthe theory thai the specks on a custard pie are more likely to 1e real nutmeg than those of any other kind of pie. Cy Kology usually or ders that kind of pic. sponsors of dip new movement are eoinmltted for Mir ni-xt fvw .wars to opt rutins oh bootlegging only a few weeks. i lilo iiiMtstil of us a party. GIVB THKM Tl.MK Not ail the bootleggers are mil lionaires. Some ot them have !v Now Jersey pastor who claims lo have acquiror! a wife in answer to prayer will now pray for a irift of $40,000. but he will have to pray longer and harder than in thesftvo".aml ""e-hnir billions of good lirst instance. FARM FAMILY WORKS A YKAIt FOR $8.10 The Nmv Republic: Just where do the fanners stand todav, economi cally? Thfy have gathered crops Mu jiNir worm mo ooiossui sum ot American gold. Nor is that the limit of their income. Much of this value consists of com, oats. hav. cotton There was a big gain in savings deposits last year. YJZCTa 1$nv$j I nose who earn more than they spend and put the differ- the farmer has uiken to raising nni ence i n the bank are on the way to old-age comfort- sTfliTstimate" Vat IWnK - " - " """ land a quarter of the crop value will P.enfiinn r. 4 ., 1,.... t .:., : l, ,, ,.i J 1,0 '"! to animals, and we mnvesti- x...!!.!..! a ytB o i jc to d uov up K'vc t.111, in 1 1 Ji i i,uti mate, not quite so safely that the animal products sold will ' amount to a success. The boy possibly will have special aptitude for locating a hole in the fence Terhaps the story that many St. I.ouis children have never seen cows or pigs is told to impress on the country how extremely urban the town is. Council of the League of Nations may be asked to arbi trate the Franco-German situation. That's some job. Ambassador Harvey says Britain nnd the United States are closer than ever. Well, ul least llritain is uiree niiiion and a nn f. enx-ino- n profit of o quarter of a billion to ana to tne seven and a half of crop values, rtnugniy speaking, seven and three quarters billions will cover the cash receipts of the Ame 1-irnn farm ers. Tho city man, smarting under the latest exactions of his landlord, would he disposed to add also the rental value of (iM)0,t)00 farm houses. Hut the national bureau of economic research, in II. Av .i imome. muxes the sensible point apples. that on the f.... or all sad words of tongue or pen. Had the Germans been able to see eight years ahead iWn "f buildings i fences js atlthe saddest are these: "i gotta stay -wt uiici iitr nomp rpnL ntrniv i""' The movie interests are scouring the world "for a successor to Ru dolph Valentino. Three, of four olive comnlexioned youths have been tried out, but round w or nubin Nomt" thing. Perhaps the search would not be difficult u mo movies imm l in sist on having a man with a Lath name. In the opinion of a La Oandu man, they'll find a Hoosier or a Missourinn with all the other re quisites, and then make up a nic Spanish nnmo for him at their lcu ui. A WOOOKN MOTIIKR "Wo never had a mother. Strange as it may seem, We never heard a cluck, cluck, cluck. They hatched us out by steam. They say it. scientific, And I suppose it's true. But I'd rather have a mother. Now, realy, woman l you ; AmiiunJous as il may scorn, a per son may he murrtcd ami yet nlnglo for i hi puipows of (he ineonif tax law. A ;iipny'rH status wuh resnnl to ex or:ipt)oiiH and ci'cillis Ih determined as of th(. last day of the taxable year, I ereinh.'r :, 1!ill, ir' Dm return is made n the. calendar year IvibIh, as mosr are. IT on that day a man and his wile wrre living together they are i-mltled to an exemption of $2, odd or $-,f))0, iu'fonllntf to tho amount of their net income, for lltl'i. If, how- ever, hev wro separateil by mutual consent or wure Uivoreed, each Ih ul- loWed only the ?l.ooo exemption K ranted a sinlij person. In the ahuence of Continuous rcsl deneo toKcther. the iietion of wheth i r the man nnd wibemre living togeth er in tlu; even ir Ih income-tax law JoM-nds upon (lie character of the separation. If. occasionally I ho hus haiid is away on business, or if for :'.ny necessary rcanott a tempoi-ary paration exists, tint full exemption l allowed. The prcsonce of a wife it a sanitarium, or her unavoidable tbsenco because, of ill health does not change the. marital status, and the hmt.iaiid is entitled to the full exemp tion. Hut whf-n the husband dcliher- ly and continuously makes tils home :il one pliu'o and Ida wifo at inuthei-. they ar( not living together for the purpose ot tho income tax h.w. The law works both ways. A man may wed on December :tl, yet he 1.4 :i-:n;ted the ccinption allowed a mar jed person for the full year. The rid.'s income for 1 it '2 2, however. must be eoriMidered with that of her hiisli-uid in filing a return. A wid ower whose wife died before the end the t;Lable yey' in clu-ssed as single man and allowe'd. only the m pi inn of yi.ooo Similar conditions ox spect to the head of u faintly. Ifdur- tho year his support of sel itivifj in lilt) home ceased he is entitled only to :o $1.0(10 exemption. A ijuti who haH a dependent child, not mentally physically defective, that attains il ag(. of IS years jtisC before th do: "f tne taxable year can not- claiui th $4 (mi for a dependant. Likewise. L a dependant dies before the en tho benefactor's taxable year the WOO credit Is not allowable. Pink Sateen Knickers. (irVI Striped or Plain Fine Washable Sateen $2.00 Pair The utility of the aali rn is exceptionally fine and lias a very htgn i.isv.e. The knlck.-rs are cat very full and hav,- a wide elastic wnlsl hand un-1 knee. They are nulled. Iiemsiltch. d and eitid in a fine fillet mesh. In al! sizes. I'rirc. t2.nu per pair. Also there are new Ponce Kn.cli.rs in the same style as the sateen, of a f Imported pon. gee. i'riced at $:t.fii per pair. FOOTWEAR OF THE SPORTS KIND An oxford of brown nnd mode calf coin liinalion Willi well sole and very low. broad l.,.,. V verv attractive oxford for sports wear. J'riced at $T.5o. Also a black patent and mode calf coin hl,illnn at run nlllllll a wide instep strap and buckle $s. welt sole, low broad h I. I'rice-ia ljovs' Knitted A C E C A P S 75. All boys know the ACE CM' ii bas now .bveloped into tho only knitted cap that will please a boy. We haw them in all colors now, priced at 7rc. U -niiy nn- V I oxVt wifji rn-1 THE NEW "BERTHAS" Several Dozen New Ones Just Received The popularity of Ibis neckwear fad is becoming more and more general each day and with lb.- Increase In demand our neckwear stock has In en necessarily depleted however, we have received today u great assortment of llerthas. in a variety of styles and kinds. See some of them in one of our windows. Priced at Jl.ifi up to ft.fi. High School News Happenings in anil Around the School Centcra Tho Physics class made a very in teresting visit to the (Jrande itonde meat packing 'building. The object of this visit was to study the manu facturing of artificial icef In addi tion to being shown this, process, they were shown how sausage and lard were made. Another "better speech week" is to be observed February 19-24. Again we should brush up our (Eng lish, not only for the Good English weeks held twice a year but for the remainine- 50 weeks. We should re spect our language as we do our flag ind country- It should mean as much as that to us. The challenge of the 7th hour fcng- lish 6 class to the fourth hour Eng- lis ti class to a debate was unani mously accepted by .the 4th hour class. The subject will bo resolved that the suffrage in tho United Slates should be restricted by an educational qualification. ; Both classes are beginning to gather ma terial ami each expects to win. Did vou know that- at one time not so long ago you could go from I.a tiranile to Union ', in a noat ; Neither did many o( the Mimir staff until Mr. Richardson of the Art Store gave an interesting talk the history of, Union and, war Spring's Smartest Suits Await Your Inspection Do you fancy tin new lialkan Jacket? Or the short Klon of old? Or a severely tailored mannish coat? Wish long skirts or short soft, clingy fabrics or stout sport fabrics; much decoration or little? Fashion Is so contradictory this season that It is largely a question of pleasing one'a self. And that is exactly what you can do here there's never been a time when styles were more varied, and our stocks so com- in.m to $Sfi.00. O. A. C. Hlftl! CLASS By Associated Press) CORVALLIS, Feb 17. After in specting 10 leading agricultural col leges of the west. It men composing th California State Agricultural commission, declared that thin insti tution Is in a class by itself in qual ity and amount of scientific material written by students. GET .RESULTS WITH A WANT AD l.ftvii scenery. V d" Hi M'PefaMon '8 A HOY'S POINT OP V1KW There's no accounting for girls. To tho tree cumber belongs the ( . ' ..." t - '. . J . .' .' . with the jumir suu is nouoiy-as. ureil since at one nine ouring j lavs at L. 11. S. he was on the i a stuff. - ' .. .H A special assembly was called H Thursday morning. The girls of the i 8 A. (i. S- took charge. A musical . o skit was presented in which Bertha g l.crger gave a piano solo, rteuiun : jj Smith a vocal solo, a ballet dance H by .Margaret Baker, nn Indian song g o'v lues Hughes, accompanied by 1 fi lloiothv Caldwell on the violin and lleitha' llerger pianist, and popular music played by Othello Gray and Marion Howell. After the skit the student body joined in on some of the high school songs. This is the first snecial assembly inducted by the girls anil it proved to be a success. Miss llanna (in physiology class) What are teeth for?" Haiis'' Snodirrass "The canine loeth are used for nothing special except sometimes to bite something." .Miss Minse JIICK Elian, wunt i the difference between a violin nnd a eel o .lack "There aint any dinerence nlv a cello makes more noise riu lier sigiu-d ( Ily Assoi-iated Press) KAXTA CI.AKA. Calif.. Feb. 17. roin I'. ndergast. soatbpaw pitcher of he rnUer.ilty of Santa riara l.ase ',;itl team, has been siirned by tbe ... ,.'-......t..... -!ii. or Pacific -,..,-1 I..:.,-,,.. lie will not report un-i til l:'l. ncconiing to the terms of the contract. or Trade Hirt acres, C miles cast of 7,a flrande; 70 ncre. in crop all tt Irrigated: price $14.rinn.tHi, Also 40 acres l u. mile east Im Cirnnde; price J7.500. .Of l-'or I'artlculars WRITE (lV.KII, I". O. Itox ' mmtmmxttttmmmmmtiumtttmtii i mi:. I)U. w nnd (li gels M. m;MT SAVS: ioiiki.i.'s Naturopnthic ropractic lli-all II Service ults. lie ia a specialist in the treatment of nervous and chronic diseases. Sec lllm today, liooiti lifl, Summer llldg. it is doubtful if thev would have been so keen for war.wc need not go bevnnd thj. fira nt I seven and three-quarter billions. , I- rom that sum must he deducted the wages nf hired labor. This I amounted to three-nuui-ter- t 1,11. 'lion in 1016, the year most nearly comparable to 192 in rm.. Any woman will forrjive a prevarication if it is used in j';;1 rv " "i If one does not have money, one must have friends, a (the wage, nf hid ihor. speaker says. Utherw ise a loan is impossible. When mother would make me mad. she makes me tend the baby. Life is one- whipping alter 1 other. IxmK debt., make shoit friends. There are very few statues of women in America, as no statue can You don't see- any pictures of pret ty girls going hunting oecause gins len't go hunting in bathing suit.. NEURALGIA or beadctt-nibthforehMMl relt aud inhaJ tb vapor V A r O R U B Oitr 17 Million Jm t'ttJ VnnV PROFIT If you work for a salary your, time is your working capital. Your profit is represented by what you save. If your operating expense is as much as you earn, you have suffered a loss by reason of having impared your working capital to the extent of the time lost We invite you to avail yourself of the facil ities of our saving and commercial departments and offer you efficient and reliable service. La Grande National Bank SOUND RELIABLE PROGRESSIVE at) a compliment aimed at her. 'dollars. Ihe cost of implements, u- he a speaking likcnc".