La Grande evening observer. (La Grande, Or.) 1904-1959, October 30, 1922, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextlU'.'.l'.'1 r .'PAGE FOUR Till: LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER Monday. October 30, 1922 T-rr-rrrrr"! if La Grande Evening Observer Air imkii:m)1;nt m;v.i'ai'i:u. rubllohed dully m1 w, itly at Ut Qratirl", irt (m, ley I ,n ;ramt" Kvt. Llitf Observer I'ubliHtjtiiK Company. nitlH'K DKN.MH. Kdllur. Entered ut (nc I'motfUtt at (IrHndf (irK'n. Second CIhhh Mall Mttr, A (Mr ecu ii I J tuniliitiim uikm to 'fid OltSKUVKlt. 1 IU Admus Ave., t.: Grant!;, Onnn. t usritirriuN rath. Uy Ciirrlrr. Putty, pr month ' Dully, 'i"f ihr.-M month SJ Dully, pr six iim.. in uiiancu ...... Si.iitj Dull. MiiiKle coca- f.r C;i'I V AND OH N I'V tfKyiUlAL l'AI'I.IV- By at mi. Dally, prr itr. in i.unnr jr..l'o Dnily, nl month. In ml --mire Unity, lhr iiinthH In mi vunvv ...$ 1 .2 fiMlly, iif-r mouth tJ VVtUly iHi:;crv.-i-Sinr, by mall, ))T "fir, III :kUuiii-i; $1 ',m On Oitlf In oth.r rt'rrt 'riKin !'- .Wvn fcitiitirl. I'uri In m'I : Jni.Tlftl N"W:' Si-md. I'.-rtl.-w,.!: Multnomah Nwc Hird. fortlnnl !WKIII-.lt OK ANMH IATi;i I'ltl'.h!. Tl.i- A.-orl;it.(l l'n--n If t'Xt lilslv.;t otill.-.t iu tix- fur tiilli''liin of nl' lit-wn lii.-Ji U'li ) ft rdll.-d o II o- IMIl otherwUf u .in l in thi mi"T. mi" iilso Hi- Kuril In publico') l..tr.-iN All rltlilt "f r--!.iliH''iiil" Mi"'-" dlttpntchfM hr Rr r'rvfl: liim.i; 'i n ii (.n t km; 'ioia SAI-"i;il'Ai:i'KI): He t-hall :ivo his unrein charge over thee, tu ke u Jlhce in all iliy uay.-. I'.mlm 91:11- Statesmen and Errand Boys photo could have heen improved I very much and in fact might have I h.-en made u Hpeakinn likeness It ut Jhe lime Waller had rained hia riKlit hand with n doutjhnut be tween thumb and finger, with the hole fai-iUK mh public, and there Imprinted these startling words: ' ' i I erM In tin- cause uf all your har dens and the high cost of living, etc., and ir yon will only put me in Die Kiiveriior'H chair my very first act hhall he to cut all the holes nut of 111''. doughnuts." h n Walter some weeks since slat'tfd out to capluro Miss Oru Kon'.j hinllt'9, he ol'i'ered u ilifl'erent l.iinl rl I ml ii' fluent. He first pre .ented hiK pediKt'f-e along religiutis Much ;a Protestant from away back. . Therefore not v ery responsible for any opiniuiiK h nii'ht hold on the nialtei-, lie forgot, however, to state !vhui paiiitiilar shade of 1'rote.s t a n 1 1 sin he inherited. Overlooking I lie i ad that I'rotesiunt isnt is an varied In shades us a (!unie lion's Voat. THE-OFFICE CAT BY JUNIUS Every Man His Own cWj-iK RrarlQfrPPf WW1 K this nation is to have statesmen; if we are Koing tu have men largo enough from deep study to pass upon national and international (jiiestions - intelligently, the time must arrive when we w ill cease making errand boys out of our ivpixscn'a'.tives in congress. Too of'.e'.i people measure the worth of a congressman by the nu,:( i' of pensions he gets for his people, the num ber of cr.i'.i he makes at the different dej "rimeiiLs to at tend to petty errands for people who live i: his distiicl, and quite often larger business concerns who deal with the government force a congressman to be their represen tative at the national capital. The system is entirely wrong. With the many per plexing questions arising which have direct hearing on all the people, it is a mistake to load a representative up with a lot of errand work'. And, too, we should measure our public men, not by the amount of rustling around in a business way for con stituents, but by their stand on big questions. In order to have a mind capable of grasping these biir questions, study is required, and the senator or member of the house Who imagines he can attend the sessions of congress and Vote intelligently without deep study is badly mistaken.' The day of the high roller in congress has passed. There: may be some there, but they are of little use to themselves1 or to the people they represent. ; Hut us an tuldi'il i lid il I'.'iii t fur ;.Mi.-..s On-jMHi tu w in i It" (in lilm, lie li uiiii. il tu sili),iii't a nii!itipuli.tlc srll'Mll I'lll lliat Willi jlMlil'iulIK lliltl 'lliii' uiuiltl in :i k ii h nil j'uoil I'ru-liluiil.-i or sunn. otlitr kind uf Knot! l.-wil( This Mil tint. Wiilti-r uKP'i-s In siiimi't ruuti'lniiliilt-H tin- I'l'ilur tiijn ui all t'ni'in'i uf wutship to mm rullllllull Mniitiaxl tun! tin nMlltrilli; uf ali ani;iiai;'.s tu nil,1 rulillllnll al'ih.'ibit. ami all tliu iliilili'.-ii In mil' rominuu iari'tai Itlm stale). If Wall!'.' anil the iiiIht .sponsors I of this silly hill s on 1,1 investigate 1 Two I the thi killtiiloniK of lutllll't' lliey aellieve roiihl nut help learnliii; that tliellareil sn Oiuiy uf Onil is inlelliiieuro. which , sunn llail TWO oh' A MM) liiil your wife or ler car net In- jlll'eil ill the accident Ole. olher j dav " Not ininh. jn.-l a IUIIm paint chll 'I off holll.'' I A cunt nu t jlieer ei'vcs lllC lip tile wurst Olie tiling yon pi is siimi-thlng tlittt party ivlm druwu. II the ileal. That'll on want to reillelu k up the peii and dolled line. illlelliccnc til" miles his uimih' This s, .Mr. e.en siipp, 'rem h Kil ls wanted to iikkI ish sleiiilcriietis iind . tieht that the undertaker a joh. This is niiutlier ; against the reliiru of the : hhn in the eii- of .slraiiKern. wjiether imu Kir. Ilicinsi lvcs i,-ud ' rultnus " hy elulh. s thai al e I'Mli l lb lallol'ld, dlsl met lvi-1) uc.,i,inu, and humstly niade. Hart Schaffner & Marx Clothes are just MtrP clothes t he:--recogn l.ed lor ca.s as the fine,.! of jea.lv-made elotl.es. In MAIiT. Si 'I I A l-'l'S & MAUN clolhes von are absolutely g ua i a ntee.l. wilhoill MueMiun. alt wool tabl h s. Kuig.-sl writf. best sile and lailofins, and you are the JuiIko ol tliu wear of your tloihes, II yi.n'rc not u. tia int. d with MAIiT. Si 'I I A l-'I'N I--U MAliX tlutlKS, loon- in and 1- t us liit-.-om.ee oil. New I'all ShK anil Ouwuit- SJ." to SWt is amnlv nianil'st in argument ariety di-played in all stays so many women gladly dis iul works. carded this last sitiuineiv rall.-d s. I.ool bill thai i unthinkingly agrees lo I is a c Din hi ual io ii of ig uol stupidity, nipiii'iice and Kil- fihneys exrei-ding unyt hi ut? I'ecord e in hNiory sliire the davs of Ne-1u.hadh-:ir. J(t,;v Walter Pierce imagine tl:::. tut- ople of Oicam will con-i ; ..,!. t in ij- t inldn ii lo the care of si r;. iig.-r ; for eight years of their; y .Mig life to be laughl, what? The absurdities of Involution perhaps, or; i in; UOII-i'X!Sti-lie of Cod ? 1.. UAKKU'K. In the Dav's News. Add to Sensational News Andrew Hi iMsh pi lion.ir Law. the new When ifcKvas jnvsunied tlift )i;oss was ovurloadi'd with sensational news from the movie centers, the hankers who p wrong and the rank and file of people who Jet their bearings get twisted, conies a tragedy in .Montana that will add to the sensational news materially. A rector of almost national fame was killed hy Ihe wife of a former circuit judge, so the tongues can wag ahout i prominent people again. .More than that, they can bring in the cloth into this scandal, which is always cherished, by a certain element. .Kiigrettahle is the tragedy. Kegrctiahlo because the lit of a man who was doing good work has been snuffed, and that of a woman who was also a leader has been tak en, ihit the human flesh showed weakness and the pun ishment apparently was swift and sure. it will run in the newspapers as the northwest's crime serial wherein a minister was implicated, and to manv that will be a decidedly interesting feature. When (file gives the subject a iittle thought, though, the per rentage of ministers who commit crime is verv small indeed. parlia est ail single narlia- ', is the first native o ( anada to attain I he premier ship, indeed, the first colonial-born to aehn ve that honor. Mis parents were just ordinary plain iniddleclass pet i ph-. lie is wit lion t u uiversity e.i:ea!ioi, is a noncomfor in ist , owns no land, and is little Utiowu socially. Hi owes Ins first return to nit nt to Irish voters. He lislied his position by a speei-h, and he u as made mentaiy ve,niiiry to the board of trade only two years alter entering pal ia iiienl . In 1 !i 1 I , to the as I on-isliiu-'iil of many, he succeeded to ihe badei. --hip of the I'nionist party. He is a man of tacts and fii'ures. ii- iliii.ks in statistics; his mind is a pe: iV. ( storehouse of classical in formal ton. He is a good golfer and Ut - he, i chess player in the Ilotise of Commons. He is a life-long tee totaler. Today's Events. Drive Slow and See Our City. I)rie Kast and Set- our Jail.," an nounces a certain western city tu incoming aiitomobilist s. Thai reminds us of another odd sign we once saw along the road : "Three miles more to I'odmik Center. l'on't cut out your muffler be fore you enter. rie slow ami hear In mind We eat t he dust vou leave be hind." ; It is hard to tell whether- Ihe ' present t roubles ot I'rance are oc casioned by her nerves or her nerve. I AM V1 It TOWN" Make of me what you will I shall reflect you as clearly as u mir ror throws back a candle beam. If I tun pleasing to tho eye ol the stranger within my gates, if I a m such a sight as. having seen . me, he will remember me alt the i days as a thing of beauty, the credit is yours. Ambition ami opport unity call some of my sons and daughters to high tasks and miglily privileges, to my greater honor ami to my good repute in far -places, but it is not chiefly those who are my strengLh. My strength is in those who remain, (who are emit en t with what I can 'offer them and wilh what they can , offer me. It was I he greatest of all Homans who said: " I Jotter be first iu a little Iberian village than coin) in Koine." mi more ihatt wood mid nrick stone, more even than flesh and blood - I am the composite of all who call me Home. par low n. CopjrlcktlUrtS.hnllii.rAlUt PLAN TO ATTEND THE ELKS' '19 SHOW Ts'oveinber 1st to 1th . Zuber Hall Hart Schaffner I . &Marx Hill Clothes i HAM; ALASKA Lady (to guide In Yellowstone I'ark ) "Do theso hot springs ever free.e over?" (Juide "Oh. yes. Once last win ter a lady stepped through the ice her and burned her foot." UK NWOKK Village Const anhle ( to villager who has been knocked down by if passing motorist ) --"Vou didn't . the number, hut could you swear to the man?' Villager "L did, but I don't think e 'eard me." "Darling. I've marie n my mind to slay at home.'' "Too late. (lenrge I've nihdu up my face to go out.' Odd. and Interesting' The world uses CMO.OOO.UUU pins a week. be b. 1 a nri I Those Flipper Pants p. simply wears n lic it was very natural for tin: youth of Portland tu rind issue upon that which they liutrht. Parents in that city keep up a fiuht over somothinjr. If they can't i'mil anything else to quarrel over, they pick on' their public schools. What the parents do, the children will also do. '. When a lad appeared at Franklin hit'h school in thai city with a pair ol" Clipper pants on, the l'i;:ht started. The J'lipper boy, al'tcr hein.!r relieved of his pants became an.UT.v and he formed his cam;. As a result a war is on between the Hipper pants iu.s and the anti-flipper hovs.-- To .what extent il w ill t;,i remains to be t-i'. for some times boys' v.ars are not very pleasant and last a loin time. Port lain! can point to her parents as the cause of these troubles. "The father eats the sour cranes and sets the cnildren's teeth on etlue." ' lit .nil nf the liirlli nf Iletiin- I'llol l.ll'l' SO mill Ftiinkliii Sle.hens.in, fouliil. r "Win- .lo vim vi. nr those. lo nf Hie (I. A. Ii. voiir hnse."' IO. Her. Frank A. Mi Klu ;iin, Me nlieil 11 l;i-s Hill nf pr Kii. ..iilll l.Mnili )' Minnesota, eel My ilelll ." she replied. "1 lirates loila.v his tenth anniversary ' uear those la the ri!M npate. T help Voll wateli my ste New l::i::lallil's sennil radio e- l-oSOotl Will he opened ill litis!,.!! A I. A KM ' 1 .1 l K S t.'iiay an. I i ..m i mi' d ihroiich the li.ua. houen i. savs lle r. .nain.l. r ,,f Ihe week. elni ks on' her stoi kiiiiis in ke S. .Trlnry ol Slale Cllnrles K. ,,,., awalle Unfiles IS s. 'Ilettlllell to speali in lloUon ttiaiiht in I. .-hall' ol the fan- vbmmdm niea.y ol S.tialor ilenry I'ahot l.iel-e !',,i' le-eletlion l: pi... ian.ati. hi 01 Coxerin.r Mor !..... ii. N.-ith ,'. irolina will oherve Hi" i e. k heejiinine toilav as i'rijiile I'-aMis W.-.K, iliiriiii: Hhhh tiine'a .-li-lls ol tile slale mil he taken in Hie inter,. ,i f M. plnsit-nllv dis abled. U .ll.ain II II Miller, forme,. ,1,. i 1 . i or "t Hi" stale depai-l nn i,! ,,f ' i i and e. In. alien of lli- 'ie. w lo he arraik-nod to!' trial in t'l:r.ai:o Inlay on ai, I ndl.'t men t ' e-iis . oepir.o y lo allow t-andi-dales !,, pass evannaatioli ttir pilar-ino.-eioal and me, heal i.eiises We fill any DOCTOR'S PRESCRIPTION Red Cross Drug Store I'ree Deiiinuvtnitiou J. J. McAllister LINIMENT : 1 : i moss m;i ; to. i: 1. .!. McAllister Origin. ttir and owner S:inple- Vaporizer lined in this tlemon-.-.tration. Kor I'atarrh. llrinichial Aslluna, Hay l-'iver. Kheiiniatisin, Neur algia, (inxtrltls and 1 ml igest ion, I, a (Ii ippe or prevail itiK cold. ThK Preparation ( tiutain No Opiates The pul)lic is invited 1 The depth of sand in the Sa hara desert averages about IHI feet. Although it has a huge tongue, the whale has veiy little, sense of 'taste. I u .Mexico there arc certain lo calities where rain has never been ! known to fall. I Infants hate an exceptionally keen sense of. taste, which is dulled as they develop, IluUerflies are i: lime hrought 'down by shot from a 12 bore shot gun iu tropical regions, j The earth is fie and a half times I heavier than a globe of water of lh same size would be. j A mulberry tree, still growing iu !tho City of London and bearing a Icrop of fruit every year, is said 'to date back to before IGiiR. Ka ruing his living by playing a tin whistle, an Knglishman is walk ing from London to Constantinople, a distance l(i itbmit l.ut'lt tntes. The centre of the' earth is about l.iiuo miles beneath us. Th fcleep est shaft ever bored reached a depth of less than one ami one-half innles. J Six enn versa t ion 4 can he carried j on siinultanoons'.y over t he lehi jphone wire hy means of a new in strument designed by a French pos tal official. Amber has always been much ' used and prized hi the Last , ;0id I'hina still Imports large uaulilies !of it. It is crushed into powder ! and t hen burned at. inceuso in the, itetnples, To stop auto drivers from racinj; recklessly ahout the roads, the vil lagers round Deauville, t he fash ionable French seaside resort, have iriug shallow i re uc lies across the road. Sonic animals can ansorh enough poison to If ill a regiment of men ! wit hunt suffering any ill effects at ! all. Of morphine, for instance, a 'gout can swallow with impunity enough to kill one thousand human .beings. ' Ity Hip accidental breaking of a jrnriium tube at a London hospital an atom of radium smaller t han a pin's head was lost. The insurance company admitted the hospital's claim, and $6H) compensation was ipairi for the loss of the . mighty atom. FORUM O . v all di ,1 i o r !---' wiih ih -ir a :a: Ve-- or. ;:on f..r I AIO. i Mililt'K ' SI HI M llll.l. -IO- He, .ll.es ,,..,r , F, liter te, eiwer- !l...,r Sir Till- "' I . ' Mi. I l-r,, Iiell!,' open ,11 lor polll,, ians ii i ! ii 1 1 " a I t,.,,. I..r a .,. "ill not I... Mil el eider lo ,,,,. a 1 el lo M--. li,. !:, leview of Iheiv ,,i, ,.,,;!,,., nn, I,. ,e i.i". It" p, . -. l,,.r ,., llllfees-e; . I ' m ' , 1 , '. , 1 . 1 e tv ; i ; ; , .. I, i-'ani H r ,. ,,.. h, Ke,. eat W r i' !..! . f it.et., , 111, nils I . . ,1 i!,ee- I -, ,! ; . ,1 a:, i ' v le;; l ,e, ea t-.a! has liroad t,., Ipen pli,e-,s all I .'.. U .l, .. ,.. ,, l.in.Mi o 1 I !,' ..' ' 1 San: el ;.p r ! he. i ' ' , 1 , - ; . !,,,. ', It keen slle ii, ,,i i;,:,a.,l ,, 1:1- ,,.m . , - v e !, , a. i ' np I' " , . a i i i i l:., LA GRAKDE '"FCRMANENT A31 tit PvRAM.'t?"' yiaiii'l'.ii liiicis of l onndnthO N, Son rr MKT II I iKnl loll l'lll. It ltaiiijiir,, " V ' ,"""'n"' 8 w Halloween Specialties 'CRKAM PASTRIFS, decorated with black siiRar cats and pumpkins, per dozen 1.20 !'i;TITi: FOl'RS, with Hallowe'en decorations, per dozen i) IT.MPKIX P1FS. rich ami creaniv. lai"e size !0c INIMVIIH'Al. PIMPK1X PIFS.'cach" .W: iMU'CliNl'TS, made from fresh mill; and sweet butter, per dozen Special Kates lor Parties and I.oeC Al fairs. SPECIAL Friday and Saturday only 12 Princess Dogo Ditiner Sets at SS.00 . All Princess Dogo, op en stock dinner ware at a 10 per cent reduction. Friday and Saturday October 27 and 2S, Only Richardson's Art & Gift Shop , Mens' Dress Shoes , Urown and Plack calf skin Goodyear welts in the latest styles for young men. Prices $3.00 to $7.30 The Bootery Inc. A Paradise for Tired Feet. 20U Depot Street I'lioue ilaiu 11S Grover Smith, Mgr. "BILL HANSEN Conlratlor nd llullilrr llrlck, Stone. Tile nod Coucrcte Work 9-miHlalllOS Oil grnrrl ron im'I0i:. -o J" '" ' lOC I'O Oimll. No nur-tlmo pgri, 83 Qar' riprrlrnio. m hi'fur i"t ll T"r work. 1102 N. St. Cor. N & 5th Confidence The successful man ltas confidence in himself, lie also has confidence in his hanker. This hank has enjoyed the confidence of its thousands of clients through thirty-five years of successful business and public service. "We invite your confidence and offer you our I 'est service in our business relations. randc National Bank f f O o i W o i Sound Reliable Progressive Phone Main o 0 I'a....iv 1 (',(, .,r. i-f Kjlwmfitfl - A.l r j mi i 'f: ii a. i J-1iinii-Mr ---