La Grande evening observer., May 25, 1922, Image 4

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Thursdnv. May 2."). 1022
La Grande Evening Observer
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log ObB'Tvcr I'uhllHiiiiijt Company. -
UltUirU DKN.MIN, Kdllor.
Enterrd at Hie .'onlnrflre nt I Orarnlo,
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Ad-Ires all communlcnllons to THK
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Uranl, On. iron.
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l'Ariii.
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Vcwh btini'l, I'lirlltui'l; Imperial Nawa
yiand, Purlin nd; Multnomah New
Hand, PortluinJ.
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Dally, pur month . ..
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,, .it, h.K credll.il lo It or nut
J a'u Hi" I... nl n. wi puhllaheil therein. I
ill rltliln i'f ic-imrnnaunn " !.;..
llnpetolii'a liere alu are reaervc(l.
Bible Thought For Todaj
HOW TO 'I'ltUST: Tiust in the!
Lord with all thine lirart; and lean nut
imtn thine own undoi UiindinL'. In nil
thy ways ucknowlcdc;e him, and ho
shall direct thv p.-iins l-liiv. :,
THE GUILTY NATIONS
riio l.iTiikiii-r mi tif tin: (icima conference nuts the
Llaine mi the tfovernniciits speaking for 'ranee and
Russia, for people elsewhere can hardly believe thai
Leiiinc and J'niiicare are really representatives of their
? utnt lies. '
Of the Soviet froverinneiit nothing better was expecr
ed. Triekery, faithlessness, a'rroan'ee, biorty and defi
ance of economic facts have Ions' been the marks of Mos-
!. Children snrnriscs nobody bv daiium-- event hh)
and e,rantin nol hiiiLf. Mut better Ibinfjs were expected
jrom France, which fought so n"bly for humanity in the
bitf war and which is traditionally the land of liberal and
generous t hoiight. ,,.
ft is hard to criticise France. ..The French views re-j-smliiiK
war reparations and uaranlees of safely are bas
ed on legal grounds, on ample precedents, and in a way, on
logic. The trouble is that it is a partial and short-sighted
logic. To make sure of immediate justice from (Jerinany
and squareness from Kussia. lb,' French government in
sists on cutting its j Annul of ficshj at the risk of killing the
debtor before the debt is paid and piling up lends ioiylie
future. . " :"-t
The bistorv of France and Germany, and indeed of all
Europe, has been a bistorv of eternal see-saws of romniest.
for jii" lit or revenge. 'France's present -.policy would mer
ely continue the see-saw, preparing the stage for another
war, perhaps greater than Ihe last.' .It is 1 he tune lor a
new deal, based on broader and larger views. Without it,
Europe's future is hopeless, and F ranee herself may be
doomed in time lo dest riict.i.on.
diivo in' i.ni'mtc any motor oli:clo
while intoxicated or under tin itiflj
ence of any narcotic tiruir "r wldic
nicnlully or physically dlsnli.'ck i.nv
person violet injr the provisions of this
lection shnlf, in addition to the oili
er penalties provided hy law, forfeit
his license."-Spokesman. Hoview.
THE OFFICE CAT
B.F.LIM
; USTEVENING j
"Can a man love two women?" asks
a feminine writer, lie can, perhaps,
but if he locs peace, he won't.
WISH AT LAST.
Ili-Une "Father, have you cut all
four of your wisdom teeth?''
Father "Yob, son. I have pu'
chaser! a seeoiut-hand ear, uceepted i
nomination na ('onirres.sman, been
chairman of u local reception commit
tee, and married your mother-"
On f-nville, S. C, Piedmont: Geese
saved Kome, but that is no reason
v, hy republics ishould make legisla
tors of them.
'When a man begins U feel that he
isn't pioperly appieuiuted, it is time
to reserve parking space in the scrap
pile.
Plain English.
'I lie 'dim-tor of the United States
(lei)lotfU'Kl Survey upokc some cheer
ful words when hy said recently, "We
arc tending to write more plainly to
ray 'sun; r' innhad of 'arenacecms div
pusdt,' 'clay' instead ttf ui gillnceou.v
slralum,' 'river banks' instead (if. 'rip
iirian borders and 'the overlying bed
is limestone' instead of 'the rtilpti in
cumbent inatei ,nl con.siU of a strat
um of calcereous eoinposition'."
'Ihe humble layman, un'iaiued in If tbosi
the science ot geology but humano ! themselves
inteiesteil in the simpler tacts ot the
old e;iith on which he lives, is re
joiced al such u turn of affairs. When
at the Hume time a magazine devote d
to social ptoldems and the ojihiions
and aclivitte;i of social workers, frank
ly pokes fun at the "palter" of cur
rent social phraseology, tlu outlook
brightens still' .fuuW'r. "(.'o-optra-tion,"
"'co-oidination," "eonta; ts," "so
cial progit s," "breadth tf vision'
"uiii(ue experiment," 'Social con-
MMouMies, Integra t mn and sta
bili.ing int'lueiue" were alt useful an.i
meaningful wind's once upon a time.
Used to ffri'Ha, they have lost muc1:
of their oi iginal i'ice a. id have be
come almohi empty jarguu.
If sport writers, slang expert.-'., I'in
nncial autlunilies nn,l oilier .special
ists fid low the example of the geol
ogists thcie'niay come a genuine ic
vival of .simple, hoiiot English. With
It may come the sui Prising discover) j
that the plain, direct terms ate rich-!
or' in meaning, mote expressive an.l(
toi ci fill a'ul moie pictuicsipie than(
any olj the sii'.siitittes now in conv
moil, ue- j
' The bandits Jlieiusel ves have been
'Mniuined off" at kiu Ii a lively Vale
Iftledy that Ilia VTliat was
iiiK.
in wan
Iiussian llviU coubl se
ns o tliers see them, the:
Wouldn't wani to be recognised.
It can no longer be said that New
York has no civic virtue. Tilde's
I hat lu'u statue to pi nve it.
There's smne satisfartieM, i veil fnt
a moialist, in the pri.i fight iu'W.'
lf picfeiablc to. the fighting news
1 of four years ago.
Kveiy lime the bankers complain
' that the at my bonus is impossible,
I fongri -s shoves it a little further t -
ward en.ict ment.
We should think, after (Jenoa, l.biyd
(icorge would wir.t to get out in the
eounft ' Isouu whi ;e and raise . a'-bairos.
Drunken Drivers.
There are times whn (ne i- moved
to piotesl tiiiit the Sp.'.ine police atv
e.veiotl'it'ious, ns, for instance, when
they lesuseitnh d that nuloinubde
diiver who', while in the .t;lt, ,;egiee
of intoxication, dio.e his car over t hi
euihing into a citizen'.? gat.lw', up
rooted a tree in enllisioti, bc.i"! (;
tangled in Hie clotliesline m1 when
the olliceis aiiivi d was nearly i.'eai.
fiom stia::,iul:dton.
Iheie are seveial hundred
varieties of foul.;, but !
niest of tilt in are hai n;!e.-:
the dainri'rous hiid deadly
be listed tlioiip men who dim
innbile on the stieOts and li
when in a vi - ib!e Mate "r
tion. 'I'ney n-d oilv :i ':m rer t f. it
own lives- a pni that fmi ( !e . in
template.l n-'plne,if ly - bnt iuv jnii
in jeopuidy li:e lives o' helph--.-. no
men and t hildien.
In every tntJ,ir e wh -i t
is erttublished the aui'ioruie
summarily depiivo the nt'f-n h
right to drive a motor "hi'lv.
Then hIioiiM be no hiterme.i;ili
.sliuf fling of while, blue nrd c!lou
ennJs.
Won wlio Imve " nune ivva" t,H
the public right ami safety ti:a 1 to ,U
tempt to tli ivo a high po t r-d en
gine of d'e-truetion liku t!;e a iteio
lulo when their fnenkies are Ivf'i Utl6,i
iiu'v-Jjol am cntitlcl to no i..i-.'nrty
$$ 'U the "Jim;'? iiuthnr-
fcn-a JimvhrtWn in-?5fc:ili.(f with
iK tvij. It ivnifctM ;
For Utmost Corset
Satisfaction be
Fitted to
Ot'T OK THK MOUTHS OK HAI1KS.
London Opinion: You've heard
ibout the little girl who w-as given a
woolly bear that she said she would
name "Gladly," after the bear in the
hymn ''Gladly my cross-eyed bear.'
Another little girl was asked if she
knew who Nero was.
"HtV the (iood Alan," she answered
in awed tones,
"He's the (Jood man? What make1--you
thin'i he's the Good Man?" asked i
her teacher. g j
Then, in answer, the little girl, stilij
in awed tmcs, (pioted the hymn.
"Nero .My (iod to Thee!"
Ueujamln FrwiiTh k L-imm pasx
ed tm at hiH ri;sidenc at
i North Ash street last eveuiim a'
(about 6:U0 o'clock at the close of
!a lini-'oring UlneHH. The. leeea;ii.d .
wua &7 years, 1 inontli and 11 day
!of aige at the time of bis death,
j The remains are at the Snodrass
laud Zimmerman chapel and thr fu
j nera will take place tomorrow af
I tjeruoon from the ehapel at 2:;!0
; o'clock, the burial to he at. the I.
O. O. t. cemetery, Mr. Luiim was
a well known and reHpiVtod mem
ber of the community and leave:
many grieving . frien I?.
Mr. Lnn m wai born in Couppur
county. Missouri, on April l:i, 1S05.
where he ripen t his early Ji!e. He
hits been a resident of La ramie
for the p'tut 18 years.
The deceased Is survived by l:is
.vifo, Mrs. Iteltie' Ijunm, m,! pis
children, Mrs. lieu Kberhard, of Ya
kl ma, Washington ; Albert l,aium,
James 1-ariim, Mrs. Uewey Heagy, !
Mrs. Ira 1. Howell. Miss, Maud j
Lamm, Mls:i Thelmu Lamm, of !
(jrande and by tbren brothers, and
one sister. , They are Mrs. Salle
Johnson, of St. Louis, Mo, ; Ber
nard Lamm, of Hedalia, Mo.; Frank
Lamm, of rft. Louis, Mo., and Cbar
lea Lamm, of UuHeitou, Mo. j
(IntorporulcU)
: FOUR BIG SAVING
EVENTS AT THIS STORE
CAM): ALWAYS.
Preacher (solemnly) "Kastus, Jo
you' take dis hero woman for better
or for worse?"
Kastus (fiom force of habit) Pah-i
son, Ah shoots it all!"
(We know you haven't heard it before)
SAKK.
Tiie Argnrmt: Simpson hud been
invited to tie. wedding of- his friend.
Tom. Arriving nt the home, Simp
son was formally introduced to the
!:ii - whom he had never met. Af
ter the ceremony Simpson drew his
friend aside.
"Tom 'he whispered, "what in (hr
world is the matter with you? Why.,
that woman is twice as old as you':
Her hair and her teeth are false, an-
she's as ugly as a toad."
"You needn't whisper, Simpo;.
she's also deaf."
SAYS BASEBALL
IS BEST SPORT
(Ity AHsoclnie4 I'reaa)
SAX FRANCISCO, Ma y25. Jim
Thorpe, the Indian who in 1P12 was
the all-round star of the Olympic
games, said heie recently that he con-
ideied baseball tht. gt cat est sport
of all. The fact that he is an out
fielder for the Portland Coast League
cluXi did not altogether nfftyt his
judgment, he said.
However, all j pot ts are good in
their reasons, ThorPo admitted. Thv,
records nhow that from 11HI4 to V.iiW
he playej1 great football on the Car
lisle Indian teunv. His success he
largely asciibtd to Glenn Warner, it;
coaeh, who may come to the coast to
eeach Stanfonl's football .-fpia;!. L.iter
Thorpe organi.u. and playtd 'wilt:
the Canton Bulldogs, a .profession:!!
football team, and when the basebaM
season is over this laU he plans to
play again with the UuPuogs.
Next year, Thonjc said, he may at-
tempt to form a professional foot- !
..!'.' ' SALE OF WOMEN'S AND
MISSES
: : Sport Suits
A Limited Selection of Sizes
From 16 to 49
' SEE WINDOW
Choice $10.90
These Sales
Started
Today!
Remember
That First
Selections
are Best
ENTIRE STOCK OF
T V
Ladies
Nearly All are of
Navy Tricotine and Twill
25o0
Suits
off
. Entire Stock of Ladies
and Misses
Spring Coats
Regular Prices from $20.00
Up to $50.00
1-3 off
I.oston Tea!
all oii make
Wise advice.
not ;:ei Ml to li;
sei ipt : "'Never spend
," sa.vs Poor Hichai J
1'iH 1. Franklin dneh
v v' taken into cotiider
ation t!at fm tii(. most of us it is j
pretty tin iff " stunt to earn even what
we have to ?pen
New Orle.ins State
trying d;i s for m;i:iy
find it . J:nrd to divid
twe.-n iadio pels, ii-nni?
set".
These ar
people. They
their time be
sets and onior
I
ereni
' llluateli
A mofi:
)id i n:e. f
.I'l ,V.l!o
n;h v.i.v.s
i:.!oi.a-
g.r.t
should
of the
mm
wr?:r.".'7; "sfW
I'L'.tW!
Exide Batteries
llatierles In utock,
Knttcries for Itenr.
llatierles lEeehargeil
KatterleM Watered I'ree.
(latteries of nil make llopalred.
Strombei ij Cai buret or Service.
B. & T.
BATTERY STATION
Fred Burgess, Prop.
In l.i'lKlilon'H Mui'lilne Works
1 X li.
-i 1
K X
Choice Q.85
Sale of 100 Pairs
Pumps and Oxfords
Values up to $10.00
See These on Display Tomorrow
lsall ioiiKUo, with teams in Kan I'nin-'
c-i.-ii-o, Los AngoICM, JVji-tlaiid mid So.
atlle. Mo is ,'i8 years old, and hits
the line hard.
Thorpe believes that small eollcires
develop better nll-aroun'J athletes
than do the hie; institutions. Carlisle
was a .small school, he explained, and
kept him busy with baseball, football,
track and field.
!:'.-!
RACR Wanted at The Observer
WOOL PRICES IM
HDNTnNA HIGH
(My Aiinitciutiul rresa)
HELENA, Mont., May li.). Forty
one ce:its was paid by a buyer for the
Amencan Woolen company for n pool
aKrvgatinp 214,000 pounds of wool m
ownec? by Henntor Herrin of I loiter,
Iwis and Clark county, and lien Phil
lips of Malta, it was stated, here Mon
day. At the request of the buyer the
owners of the wool ajrrerd that t!ie"
would not reveal the price" they re
ceived, but the information was ob
tained from an authoritative source.
RAGS Wanted at The Observer.
ffjusaBBBaassama
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dmendLaWn
i uil uj'O'.tcr WRiiiNu rAPtr.J
AS A GIFT
' ALWAYS
APPRECIATED
! Very Appropriate
I fpr
; Graduation .
: Here foil willl'iiul llu' lafi'st
stvlis in plain iiiul. i'iii'iry
lvxos.
! RED CROSS DRUG
I STORE
M
l. llAHSOX speaks impartially, from 1 lie point of view of the buMius
analyst .... When li; says " inviJcase your advortisiiiif" v: V.YSl,
we may ho suro ,'..;:( liis advii.e is based upon careful and seaivhiny study.
- No siiueivloi: nf organs; mt
pressure; deleits n( litnro
eorre 'leil; 11 erhs t founda
tion lor 'j our tow ns.
Tills in loldliioii to the com
forts ulf.iriled llnoiuli tlic ei
(hifive I. a Cainllle ' lealiiris;
.No pressure on spine; no ctlt
lllll! Iiy liners; no pinrhili uf
clasps; no iIIkcIiih nf 'atiiyK at
lop bill freedom, Ventilation,
Hatisrui'tloli.
A rouipli'iu line nf the dif
ferent nude1, a I n sa on hand,
1-llrre tAJ..''t itnil nil,
li. ,-
Mra. Itobt, Patti4;on '
XTP t Cwstfii:.?
'ihl V Co
I'l
I'l-lni;
AN INCOME OF
$100.00 A WEEK
His mfssa.e cmnes to l'einlVr'-c t lie views of hunkers, business men,
and ccunoiuisis. The counsel .of these men, enunciated recently in 4iisrliess
jiublicat ions, poinhs to advert isini;- as an indispensable factor in distribution
and sales.
More and more we av-1 coiuiiii;- to A v 1 1 1 e stahilizintr influence o" care
fully ilanned advert isini;, as it affects not only the seiliii"; inai-liiiiery of
business-croanizatiiiiis. hut eiiially iniiorlaut the credit, the i;ood-vil, the
presli.ne uion wliieli their operations dcliiend. . j M
in
Ihe
end
.'.mounts in no nrre than f lU.IK) a wcci
ll II is all ; -pent as you pi.
Sol: n. I luisine-s .jiuluiiieiK diclales thai a iiorlion
o'"ii;r earnings be s, ( aside as a ivsi c auainsf.
possible fnt ure misfortune or sickness amf as a
means of ainiiiu financial independence.
A saiii';s account in this bank is ;, miiu!,! invest
incut. It will work for you ccry dav in th-.
.vear and always be available in the' hour of need.
: La Grande National
i; Bank
The Observer, speaking I'mni knowledge of coinUtions
trade district, adds this advice to that of Mr. Malison:
in
La (i ramie
Study well the potentialities of "Very market. Send everv advertising
dollar forth to hrino- back results. Plan carefully. Advertising in U)""J. prop
erly conceived and placed, will exert a itrcal influence ou business.
jk Grafts.
serve
" Capital am! -SttfTJluf $2G5,ooo.pp
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