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Aft IMKI'LM)KKf M :V HI' A.'KIU
l'ublibdtd duily end weekly at La
Grande, ureon, by l.a tlranae Uveu
log ObniTVer J'uhlifhlntf Company.
Hltlt'K DKNXiS, Udllor.
Vntercd at the runlorfictt Ht Ia Miranda,
Oregon, tm titcond CIhh Mall Matter.
Add rem all comiuunirattuua to T11K
OHHKKVKIt, HJti Adam Ave., L
Grande, un-tron.
cur AAo i-oi vrv ovvwiAh
I'AI'KH.
On nftle In uthir ellls Oreicon Hotel
Kewi bland, Portland; Imperial Now
Bland, l'ortlitrid; Multnomah New
bland, Portland.
IN THE OLD HOME TOWN
UlUfCIOl'TlON llA'i'ACI.
Ilj Cwrrlrr,
Dally, p;r montl.
I'llly, pur three month a
Llly, per aix mo., in advance .
Pally, Pinitle copy
M.60
HT Mull.
Dally. PT ycni". In ndvnnco 15.00
ally, aix month. In advance $'i.60
Pally, three months, In advauco
Daiiv. of r nioiiin . .
Weekly Obiervcr-Htur, by nail,
per yar, In advance
.11.00
tlKMIinit OK ANSUCIATKU 1MIKS9.
The AnBOClaed rrejaa li exclusively
entitled to u.s6 for tuibllcatlon of all
newa dlRpat-h- credited to It or not
otherwlBw credited In thin paper, and
also the loenl newa published thrln.
All rlfthta of re-publlcatlon of b Ductal
dispatched here alxo are ruaerved.
' .- 'W.fo BAHMi.l'jr "sMMiM-wrA-, J- ., rw.
Mr
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Bible Thought. For Todaj
rKK l"i:CT SAKKTY: J'ciir thou
nnii for I "in with tluw; bo not
dlHiiiiiyoil ; tor I urn thy (iod; 1 will
DtreiiKthi'n tlu; yi-a. 1 will ln'l
thou, yon, I will uphold thro with
tlio right. Annul of ny righteous
ness. In. 41:10. '
A Little Difficult.
Now that every community is ntop
)iiii lo bioiilho unci to chrrk up its
imlehlcilnt'ssj it is n little linril to curb
the spii it that has c'emiicdf'd he im
provements anil the new things. Peo
ple have become used to petitioning
for pavements, for sidewalks and for
sewers. They have bL'en nccustomed
to voting in anything they desired in
4he way of improved conditions, just '(), ait.a courteously admit tint
us the home has been accustomed to the American vxpejiso claim for th
OF TMr Vf't if, HtiVMv kEfyM or thil COUN1 i
VMS FLAHhtAMED luU WHlJ A
(fix r)
said, 'hy -don't you ko downstni's
and try the Look Islund Station? Dem
local trains am a'leaviii' nios' all de
time!" Ever)ody's.
KNEW HIS KBAL I'lllEM).
Pittsburgh C'hronicle-TelexraphiThe
celebrated novelist allowed himself to
be draped to the theatre by a friend.
The man at the door would not ad
mit them, thoUKh the novelist had a
standing invitation to the house.
When the manaKer came he cor
rected the man at the door.
The novelist sat through tht per
formance with stoical calmness, . but
on going out said, pathetically: "I
am looking for that kini-hearted
young man who did not want to let
us in. I should like to give him half
u dollar." i ,i,i
There was,. a .crooked man and he
walked a crooked mile to buy a crook
led beverage, They buried him in
I style. i
lonco that the summer course Is to
bo given imaln.
Cup hundred, for tho whole coun
try, Js a small number. Hut that
100 girls should have something
rich and glowing added to their j
lives is not, after all, tu small thing.
1'artlcularly if tin) example iproves ;
contagious, mid other colleges find i
themselv('. Impelled to this kind ot !
educational extension. j
o ;
That tempestuous Genoa confer-'
unco acts wonderfully like an Irish
peace conference,
"Tho Genesis of Jazz" is the sub
Ject of a current iunvs,.iper article.
And nothing that the writer says is
half so satisfying us the mailer's
reflection that after Genesis comes
Exodus.
buying the labor saving and electric
devices.
It is a little difficult to put the
crimp ii the spending habit, the crimp
muHt come not only in the stute and
county und city but in the individual
ss well. '
; As one speaker on present day is
hues vciy aptly remarked, "When mon
ey gets tight, iie-.teadl of smokinr,
cigars. I smoke u pipe.'' The pipe
smoking period is on to a certain ex-lent.
Ithlna army is Just, but dellcntelv
refrain from suggesting how it is
to be paid.
Qulller-Couch, who says prohi
bition ruins literature, should de
bate the subject, w ith Bernard Shaw,
who never drinks a drop.
THE OFFICE CAT
ICIOB
Doings
of the
Ad. Club
C. K. Short, Prfsitlent.
A. W. Nelson, Manager.
TVlnhon JVfain 709.
Human Locomotion.
I'uriH miKlit to lie en-Uont Tor a
while with (llrtiitliiK women's nlyli'n
ii:ul U-t tht rent ofi thn world h:tv:
its wny about militarism, fliian.
and trade.
(V :
liuyinjr fake Htoek or boutU'K hoozc
rt:(uht'S a soituf instinM, which peo
ple mrtm to lo,se as they develop in
lelliKenee and common sense.
In the Civil War, you remember,
Koldiet-rt tfol the Itonus befoie the
fi(fhtinr.
o
The severest eritie of the movies
The Detroit Fnis IMosr wantH to
know what they will cull the Hoiih?
(of I.imiIh. now th.it women . have
Current notlotiH of hlinuiii tpuwurd b0n ndmllted. Probably Just what
of locomotion iirf) Khattererl by tlia tliy have iilways called it the
font of Samuel A. JohtiHeii, whoiuous or i't(rH. 1
traveled on foot from New Y-ork l.
DohIoii, 2:")ti miles, In less than two
itnysf Johnson ularted at J0:G5 Mon
day morning and reached tho Ron
ton city hal l 1" o'clock Weduos
duy morning- Tlut makeji houra
'hise4 time, which lucludetl 0
liiKhl'a sleep in New Haven.
It may well be doubted whether
tiny horse could do this.
Tho automobile 111 us become the
common slund.in! of travel in theweiw have ever known is the mun who
days, ami Judged by this standard j thanks (iod that he has never seen a
the man's accomplishment? I no less movie show,
remarkable. Ho made about 1 ;in . . .. p
miles a day. An automobile, to ho The Holshevists hate capitalin the
'mire, can mako a Rreat deal mope t hands of other people.
than that; but the avenge distance, o
which Hdtomohilo tourists find they The cranium, scientists say. is
can cover comfortably In continuous simply tho developed end of the spine,
driviim In only about loo miles u '1 hat explains a ood deal. Some
day. An army on tho inarch Is peoph's heads have never nt to be
t hunch t to do extremely well if It anything nuue than part of the Imck
inaki'H 2 ot 115 tulles in mi x- bone.
ceptloiial day. - j :i ! Ln
"Johnson neither walked, like he! Olto Kahn, New Voik banker, wit;-feb-hmted
Weston, nor ran like n ests the wider distribution of pianos
Marathon runner, die tuove'd In a as a detenont of crimu. The idea
sort of trot, Indian fashion, which seems to he that the criminals will
imdds Dim needlvsn expenditure ol take it out on their pianos. We've
energy ,y p,lsln nail ninklUK wiih heaid playing that upheld this theory,
every step, applylnn nearly all the. o
i'ffort to inovlni; llm body forward i If this brondenslinir of music, le.'-
(;(M)I) Sl'CfiKSTlON
The jrb was on shore-leave and
happy because he had ftund a v;
a) I ectiunute as he. His joy was dim
med, however, for n bluecoat had for
Iddden spooning in the park, and his
tfirl had tabooed it in the streets. Hut
life took, a new turn when he saw a
man kiss his wife faiewell in front of
the IVnu.-yivanin Station. New York
He rushed Ins irl townid a crowd
'luinyinjf toward trie Thiladelphia ex
pie8t. and bmk-her a fontl farewell.
instead of ItrtlnK it. ' hires, irossin and politics continues. I"" the crovvti thinned they joined a
Indiana have been known to cover i there may W; n demand mwui fir ear I Ull"""r ,or " """K.n, and repeated
Iine m i. i ne repenmi n a'un oeioie
the Chicago train.
This watt too much for a colored
porter who had been watching. He
stepped up to the irob. " Hoss," he
Tho Unlou County Ad club has
sont to Portland .a carefully vre
parcd Hiirvey of tho, fruit bitHiness
of this city, , tho material, to ho
used in convincing members of the'
International Applo (J rowers nssor
elation that thoy should routo them
selves through tho (Jraudu Rondo
valley either roIiik to , or comliiK
from the Int-urnalfonal Convonttou
In Seattle in July. The Ad club
Ik Indebted to H. il. Weatherspoon
and Karl Stackhind for much or
tho data Included in the report in
addition to the actual statistics. The
- i d citl,b i)US initiated -a movement
The process of civilization. Wash foT 11,0 commercial (bodies of
his hiJe; fill his .stomach; save hisfl'"1"" unty to join lit the Ken
soulf I oral a p peril to tho proper .authori-
, , , tiea to have boiiio of the deleKatos
v, , ii ii -4 of the east come thrroujih hue 1n-
Now that the world is broke 1 , , . , ,, 41 ,
should have a follow feeling for theHlomI of takin the "("theln r0Ul,
Ten Commandments. j AN'Y TO HKAIt IIOOTI!
l.'nlon and Cove alrcjly signified
their tnteutluri of haviiiK bin dele
gations here next Tuesday wHeu the
Highway Commission of Oregon will
be the guests of the Ad club. Mr.
Itooth will explain matters in which j
the entire county is Interested, tj.ii r-1
ticularly concerning the Oregtyij
Trail. The Union County lle.ilty'
Hoard! anil the Koad committee of
the Ad club will hold a joint con-
, fero'nee with (,he county -court iprlor
to Tuesday to outline wayH and
1 means to gtt the Oro Doll, bridge
under way this year villi the point
In mind of being able to have co;i-
vl actus atutuenls reaJly for the
commission when they go over the
Old mky (to shiftless fiienJ) 1 lrP' ru,,Lw t Tuesd y. Coun
heain tell you s jfwine to pay me dat .1'', Ju(lKe Cou,1 -limned to the
Temptation never bothers the man
who has his thoughts on heaven and
j his nose on the grindstone,
I. If theie is any virtue in violent ex
jctei.se, some fat people should pet
thin by carrying about the rations
they consume.
It you're grouchy and depoiuient,
pessimistic, sour or blue;
If when luck seems turned nnnst you,
in despair you say, "J'm through";
If you thiiik business is hopeless und
decide that all is woe.
Vou'ie on the lto:d to Failure and
you haven't far to, go. 1
ilollah you owes me. Is you?"
r i lend ( ingratiatingly) "I
sayin 1 ain't."
Old Daiky (seve.ely) "I ain't ask
you is you ain't; you is,"
i build a bridge this
to
Tho teacher was examining the class
in physiology: "Maiy, you tell us,"
she said; "what is the function of th
stomach?"
"The function of the stomach," the
little girl nnswcied, "is to hold up the
petticoat-"
ho .anxious lo
year and that
it is largely a matter of arrange
ment provided . that the state and
county lands, are sufficient to ac
complish It. Tho niecti;ng next Tues
day Js of so much Importance that
Cove will he nil over t least 12 or
lit and I' n Ion ipi'()bably an eqia1
number.
Other parties of Cuion coi.ntv
interested In being ipresent can be
assured of a plato at tho lnm-hi jn
provided they - make resorvafoiM
with A. W. Nelson before Sunday
morning. ,
i:ns ".iitiu;i uri;''
DONCASTKIt.i Kng. "I've mud
dled my liTe' wrote Harold Smith
to his wife. Tht li ho (purchased a
railway ticket and threw himself
from a speeding express train.
hI m liar distanci-H, la emergencies, ma-ks.
but even among them such instances'
are rare, Kvidttuly the white race
is aid. deteriorating so much as pes
idtnPits have thought, and legs are
destjniil to last fur ttomn lime rl.
OHSHltVKlt WANT ADS CiET KB
SDL I S.
College for Women Workers
Any wtimaa worker In any Indus- !
txy. not ii s',ii)..rvisnr, iiuiy s.-nd in'
lo r n;-dh nllun lo (ho summer !
school at Hi.mi ,Awr CoIIcr-," r.ryn '
Mawr. I'a. This docs not include
t.e;u hetn. olfice workers. nahvw,iic!i '
and workers in tho household. 1
About U)0 working girl wlll Im'
m-copled I'-oin ,i nvi,r th couiili-y. !
The n ijniteini atrf are ability to read !
and will.- Kngllsh; a ( otnnnoi tvluiol
eiluciilh'U or itrt euufi!cni ; g(inl
lieallh; -iK" he'ween is ,(ud
Tho school will l. la t.si(,, fioiu
June f, to A uk ust 1 m. Ttu- cmirsi
ol lereit cover lalior ecu omit h
giott-t, cotapositiini. public Kpe.iKini: .
Kn-lish literature. iiyehulitgy. -i-u
eral science and music appre. iatitm.
This summer school for women In',
Industry was begun last sutaniir as
an experiment and .proved so sue
cessful that, il Is lo bo repotted, j
It gives an (ipportanity to girl to'
further the education which had to!
be cutoff prematurely hvauo of j
thf ii'Veslty . of learning a flvitu. '
lore vil.il even than Sha kespeare .
and h:i"-ie, to the who tonus
to lmpro e her elf and has lit v er ,
bud the cluiace. Is the opportunity:
to absorb the beauty and Joy of th 1
( idU-grt at rnosplt erf. !' v b n'irf
the glrld v ho iij last v.w were
(iu cigtfr and jLijn-y lu the exper
I IWhenYou Have Money'
in our bank, It it your bank as well
as ours. It belongs to its depositors
and is a public institution for their
accommodation.
You can satisfy yourself at any
lime regarding our STABILITY and
general BUSINESS METHODS.
Depositors will always receive
courteous answers to questions
pertaining to these matters.
Aflt'i- iifvcslistatinn ol
1'iiioii i-otliii y's luisint'ss
as n t,i.iayt'i' I am coj;
viiiretl tliat inatcriiil iv
tliwtion t-.iii ht' lntidt' in
linl'lic f'Sp't-iisfs til' this
mil it y. :
If nominated and elect
ed I promise to bring
about this reduction.
John Wells,
Alice;'., Oregon
I ViiKirriit i- cantiitlatf
(or ( 'niiitty ( Vininissioii
cr in i hf l'riniarv
May liith.
Paid Adv.
1 TOcafatftfej
,; (ir-'"'
BEAUTIFYING THE HOME
,1 J,t-Xu- is fc I""''
f. fW
"rF'jT
iAv lh-aiK'rit Atii
For Si.'li'i-tintr
.leet an exclusive ilesin.i
tour ihaime
Ol Ml "I" ' I ,
. .. i..r. .i ,i.iiiipiit we now
leo lie woiiovnui " tv
.... , lor iies In a Miimy
or weuvo for
ou have only to
Hundreds oi
of fa lilies
o silk inater-
liiuerciii 1' . '."" .. ;i, ,iv,,i .mil nuro
f.retonne, Terry eioui, n-p, , ,.. ,, trims-,
fals. Some are printed on both s Hes n "
parent. The loose riniipii.K .juall 1 es o i '
He. aeeentuatc' the 'M$?rtM ltoAnZri
While you are couslderiiiK ih.iuM hi, '
will be Klud to offer our asHstauee to (.M.l.le uu " "
in- a selection. You are wei.oino lo rail and look ocr the
may bo ekaned from Hie creat raimu lu l'l'i" "bh
from 25e yard up toj l.oo . yard.
Pant'l Nits An- All Heady t llmitf
The new nets too am ex.iulslte in their meat assort
ments, weaves and patterns.
The (lets that eonie fu pi Is are per h aps the m st
notable for the patterns, the qualities um.l r Hi ijppeara e
are all that eould be desired. They are scal.op.fl and fin
ished with dainty hues, already to be belli l aii.l hmiK
in place. They jire i.rlced at S.u and $.75 yard and
u little morn than four panels lo the yard.
Other nets. Marquisettes and dotted Swiss range from
25c up to Cl.UO yard.
' The Ribk'd IVp Lisle Jlse Are Sdliii,'
' Fast at
. :!:( a pair
Anil they should for wo bavo never liad such
values 1n the store.. -Most women find It hard lo uet
"Out Sizes" at rcRUlnr prices, so It is a doubly wel
come opportunity to securo a supply for Jiino to come.
They are all HIliliKU TOPS and they arc OI.T
H1ZIH us well as reuulars.
Ulack, bron and whiter all sizes while any re
muiii at 3c pair.
Make a fSidt'rtinn Xiw of Jaci's at
'if a yard
There are some over 200 different desiwis ill fine5
narrow laces in a special sellhiK here nt 5c yard. This
low price represents is than half tho original Price
of most of them lor they have all been marked for
clearance. There aro quantities In all that aid suffi
cient for any ordinary use. lit:y n supply from this
I6t now at 5c yard. On display in the main alslo.
"AlflZON'A SILVER"
A Xew Shade, in "Phoenix" Hose
Most women aro particularly well pleased with
otir silk hosiery "PHOENIX" alnd "I.A FRANCK" anil
we are justly proud of our prdsent stocks of both.
We have just received a new shado in "Phoenix."
culled Arizona Silver, a very light silvery gray that Is
Biiro to bo popular this spring for nil tho llglit shades
are good. They are priced at J1.55 luiir.
All colors to "Ln Franco" now J2.60 pair.
"LINNO"
Linen Satisfaction Witln ut1
Linen Prieo .
"I.luno" is made exclusively for us
it is a fabric that is last becoming
recognized In l.a d'.rande and is well
adapted Tor all sewing purposes ns
well us for art work. It has tho
strength of cotton with a perfiVt linen
finish It is far superior to all other
cotton fabrics of the same nature for
they have been improved upon ill
"I.inno."
It is :0, O and 54 Indies wide and
Is priced at .30c, 45c and 5Uc yard.
Ask to see II.
Winding l'p 1 he Sale of
"Arinstr'nii!;" OXFORDS
at Hf).")
Mivny were ilisapi ointed because they
waited all the first week of this sale be
fore taking advantage of it
Hut there are still many good sizes
left in both black land brown and tllbsi
who m.iy happen lo find their's, will un
doubtedly be more than satisfied In the
bargain for they wcVe all ?D.5o anil
$10 oxfords.
Come in today and. see If vonr size
is there. Choice, of any at $1.95.
call for mm
Bills will be received by the City
Manager for the rebuilding; of the
Fa'ir Ground, fence on or before April
'25, 1'.I22. Specifications and bidding;
blanks will be furnished by the C'itV
Manuger. 4-17-31
LA GRANDE
Try the special French Pastry with
your ice cream at the Palace Confec
tionery. 4-lo-tI
La Grairdo
MATTRESS SHOP and
WEAVING WORKS
Mattrcssos of all kinds cfean
ed and rebuilt. Fcathor Reno
vating. Rag Rugs and Fluff
Rugs for sale.
Carpet mill Hog Cleaning
Dill!, tfl.50 ami up
Chns. F.dwnrds. Prop.
Phone 253-W
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rtKMANENTASTME PYRAMIDS
! u Maun fad nrers of
omrar q Klllldilig
, Water I Coundalion
J lrrlgaUon fir(Q Silo
I Culvert I I If V Chimney
J Drallingo M
! WELL CURBING
! Phono Main ll0
I ,
Blocks
SEPTIC TANKS
Factory Island City
47.
tin t mt
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LA OKANDE
NATIONAL:BANK
. I. A" GRANDE OR,E.T
MCMBLR
FEDERAL
RESERVE
WW
TAXI
T0RD & GEORGE
Main 44
Ithle Willi a romintiy that
tioniletl. Kvery lrlcr
every car iMinilml for your
lirolcvtlnu with tlio very ticot
of scrTleo, '"
CALL 6101 03
For Sale
2 1-aero tract less than 1! mile
from l.a Grande with a new ultra
modern 5-rooiu bungalow, full ljus
ment, garage lu basement, Ciirtiuce,
Dayton water system, large front
room connected! with dlnfug room.
colliuaded between with built-in
book eases, two bed rooms, one fin
ished In Ivory enamel with bullt-Ln
drtwser, large soreened-lu sleetping
porch, bath room finished lu white
enamel with built-in medicine chest
and towel drawers, the tub la built
in and tho other fixture are right
up-to-date. The kitchen Is finished
in white euiiuel with breakfast
nookt built-in refrigerator and built
ins throughout. The house is of ex
cellent construction made to last
forever. It news out of the 21 is
rich sandy river washed loam that
can raise everything, four acrvn now i
in alfalfa. This place Is priced right I
and the- U nns are so lliat the place j
ran pay for itself. If you are In-j
t.erest ed In a small tract close in j
come in und Investigate this. j
6-rooni bouse close to likh school
for $2:iH.et.
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Monarch Malleable Ranges
W. H. BOHNENKAMP COMPANY
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jlteal Estate, lu-OCQHSt", fstk ltKm
INSURANCE
LA GRANDE INVESTMENT COMPANY
Reliable Agents for reliable Insurance Companies
3113 Adams 'Ave. yiwne Main 732