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por ,vur, In ndvtinci $1.0
ttOtllslVM OV AMUt"l A'a"KII
'J'ho AHSuclaed I'rt.-r'f. la oxclual vuly
entitled to us for iiuiHlrntmn vt an
nnwa lfnnnlcln'H t nlil cl to It or nol
oUierwlnu eretiH I'd In thla piijM-r. and
alno tho local ik-wk tu intnni:i mrrein.
AH rlRhla of re-puhli tttlnn of special
dlspatchi-M hero itlno aro ruorvcd.
34U Thought. Soi Tola
BKdlN THE DAY KIGHT: Cause
mc to hear thy loving kindness in
the morning; for in thee do I trust:
cause mc to know the way wherein I
should walk; for J lift up my sou)
unto thee. Psulm li'i:U.
A viOOOb l?EL ROOSTtR MtUC..G TOAtW. S:Kt
TMIb At1 TE PNOO.I ,
I.I
III Ji I
i The Genoa Conference
Tt I considered ino'itutlc '.ftmt the
Unitud .State will nccept the invita
tion to be represented officially at
the economic conference in it"H)a
Italy. "
At the Cannes conference of the
Working Thing's Out
The 40 men who faced death in a
submarine, with only an hour of life
left, proved themKelves heroes and
real men. An electrician of the crew
rallied tmm with the words, "We've
tfot an hour to jive; let's work it out."
That is whHt they prwecded to do.
They solved their problem and saveJ
their lives. i
Perhaps nothing bu.t. the certainty
of approaching .death .eould' have in
spired those men to make the final,
heroic effort which led to snfety. Yot
how many far simpler problems in
daily living, in business, in education,
in .the establishment of international
Supreme Allied Council, our govern-! peace, could be sol veil 11 tne respons
ment has merely had an observer. Thejible parties nctcil in the same spirit
lenoa jrotherinif is irointr to be much land said to each other, "I-et's woik
larger and broader in scope. It will .it out."
include not only the Allies but pile 0 "
tically nil civilization. Kven Germany The Duil Kireann would do the world
n.l iKnsvin have been invited and will, fvor if it would take minute'
attend. The Allies realize that any
genuine settlement of the world's in
dustrial, commercial rind financial af
fairs is impossible without those
countries.
Any genuine international business
settlement is impossible, too, without
the United States. And it is possible
that a proper settlement would tonefi'.
the United States no less than the
rest of civilization. Ilusiness men, at
least, have come to ivcogniza th:i'
economically the whole world
hound up together that when any part
of it stops functioning the rest suf
fers. J
The suggestion is put forward, Joo,
with general support, ', that" rnere
could bo no more fitting rcprescnt'i
tive of the United Slates at that eon
ference than Herbert Hoover. He b
regarded as knowing mire tthout for
eign business conditions tlian any
other American. ' . ' .
time und explain how it is pronounced.
Kverything's "synthetic" nowadavt
even peace will be, when we get it.
The Forum
( OLD IN HAKKHSKIMall.
IJAKKHSKIEU), Calif., Jmh. 22.
sn Editor Observer: We left 4Sciamn-
t thi mornini; for Bnkersfied, arriv
iiiff here at 10:60 in the cveninic. The
weather in about ns cold here a al
Sacramento. On our way down ali
theMow plnce were filled with water
and frozen over. We. saw one place
where two rtiert wore dn the iee and
had cut Home and thrown it on the
bank and it v.iw about- four iiKh
thick. ''-. - ' '
There arc sins all along the ail
road track tellinR of land for sale,
including the Miller tf0,000-acrc farm.
While G C. 'Welch was away on a trip
: the aw o man who had sold all his
A man of humorous turn of mind .turkeys exi-elUinjc 1500. He saved that
wrote a letter to the New York Timer imnny to'raise nnyther'flock for next
he, other day prophesying the "rite-Ipeniv lliut I oq't .vo'ych, for this. as
covcry of literature" in the near fu-jl diijn't see the Tlock. Tell Harry
tuie by a host of people who hitherto Meyer 'that one beats all grusshoppi..
hw( barilly known that such a thinir stories to pieces. t C, Welch in go
cxistcd. 1 ing on another trip from here to vin-
He based his picilictioit n a 1ettHr.lt old scImmiI chums and will not be
from another ctnttrilaitor who had with me for three or four days. We
written in with joy to tell the TimeWere out over the- oil fields today and
Ivhni amazingly interesting rending twill leave for Los Angeles tomorrow
he had found an old author named
The Discovery of Literature
;ih!ion. There was also the testimony
of a movie slary who had bought
book for his little nicee, ami having
peeped between the covers confide i
to the humorous one with great as
tonishment, "Say, that "Alice in Won
dcrland" itf an awful cut bo)k ! ". ' ,
Anyway, the increasing Intvtvst in
lnjks is a gotat omen. Many of the
wnao xcitinr pastimes are losing j
the. holtf, aii'l this gives the whole
stinie claim of tl booksjiajf nn added
chance. Not all the arivemttirtrs will
octiuilly discower litaniture; but many
of them will end by preferring it.
"JhiT is nothing which jjrows upon
its oictitn mn urtJy Uian the reaii
inff habit, fu fact- it is faiily scan
daloua how nn bonk leads to another.
Tli ere is an opportunity here for all
those agencies which have to do with
letting book before the public. How
Extensively literature shall be discov
red depends largely upon them.
- Brazil at League's Head
evening.
S. L. BROOKS.
OIL. CITY IS
CHEN SETBACK
Unusually iWerestiur Is the elec
turn of Dr. tiatoa la funha of Hra.ii
as president of the Uakrue of Nations
Hare is rerwrmtton of Latin-Anievi-ra
which conis to Anglo-Snxitn North
Americans with a siock of surprise
It evidences und promote refpect fo
our aisltr republics to the smith. It
suggests the imimrtunt part they ma;,
plev ln-rrolVr in orl l affairs.
Broail ta od A great ration in
pi)pulflttki t altli, 'conltiii:
w PfttUrrta, WtV it is a i i ji o'
Tn, fkeaive sf irit. hit fnend
bif 9o9 th. Uffau-d St tars is w e 1
tox&. ft v4it territory and ve
t&wt will undoubtedly mute it
(gpceflfc io tiine, despite the inconven
&kio of ccs eijtiatoiial climate,
Tftis choice hhows the growing Ku
&yean tendency to look to American
for leadership and .n?irnt ion in the1
handling of wofld piolKOit. The
Hraxilious, it should hardly be neces
sary to rett'ijiiil ourselv, re .arri
Od abroad as "A met lean V even it
tbey lack tin- re.'fies energy that
a tisnicU'i i.vh the Voi ih Teiupcin'o
nr.
Anywny, the men who lost money
!vt yrnr will now t:k- a r..r'Joim tftt-i.laoih-ii
If. M'M'hrir in h h !ti '' ihe ,
28.
sea, the
'. ,(lly Associated Trss)
I.AKU, A.erbnijan, Jan.
This oil city on the Caspaln
formerly a trad in k mart of
Oaucusus, (s suffering severely
from the destructive financial and
political rhniiKos brought liy the
world war.
Its customera In llokhara, Merv,
Klit vii, Samarkand and Tashkent,
cities rich in property, culture and
Klory tor a thousnud years, also
hiive been struck by the present
dny cyclone. i
No loader dtt these trading cities
send to llakn their cotton, silk,
food and deftly-woven carpets to
find their way Into the salons of
central and aest-ru Kotope.
In consequence, business in bad.
The old order ! chaURe.l. The old
cIiismos which once made these cit
ies proairouf have been cast (low n
and tbair pi -Pa have been taken
by soviet revolutionary touimlt
teca I'rlih lo:ilit It T flit il y el oi r
ed h:ie b. te .t:iaatt dovn in Hi"
tobllv lii ol attit aaa av. Ta
Prlnco T;ii(vsyt who om owntt.1
l.utc triifiN of In) Ktu alio Cau
casus side of e c tplr ne; and
aeei ul und red miuoi e mile.t of
(he aea. Itself. tnriuerly0 made
whole cities prosperous by thotr
ftshlni; Industry. Today they are
either dead O have fled abroad.
W m I .--A WM l-A-l..- ! TV K Zi. M Y I
i'J!!i,' .L -Ktifco' I m ..... . By
i imiit w ManMw, - - k ai - kMM .jaaaw a v w -a i i
. I f CLEARANCE 3 ALL , - I
11 lik wLk:tt-verv articlv in the Ktoro'is Reduced You iua.y '' - . "
THE OFFICE CAT'
lit wLUltovt'iT ai tifle in the store is Reduced You may
save, on ryour needs for uiunths Li eouio
' The ono sreat' eV'ent'liif'the'-Vea, t iht lmportnt t.'ilei ereit of ill lh traaoni roni
bluwl. foiues to aiiiuCVheh'buroori flb"'Tulay, January Slit. In tk mlnwhlle a rit
iaiiy;.rinai'kablo4)arBab:is are offned. ,'All reniMnlBR ,odd lota have been priced for final clea r
t ncu , buforji wu tuku Inventory. I'rlces on every article you purchase arer lower than they lu
been in ;miny years, and the savirigs available to erery kouaowife ill her cvery-day needs . art
U'o'rtjiy of tcareful' consideration. . ' : ' - i,i ' ' ' . ' . J ,
; Ooaaidur that there aro Jiuudredt of articles now reduced for tho only timo during the
yur--jn)t only tU seuaouabla meicUiudiae,. but vKVKlir AKTICLE. , -i ,
mib line we have sold out entirely, othen ara treatly rnrtuccd thron'nh the aiieat sav
nti o.'ferad. lut't uiiaa Tbia last chance to iniy the uetUi for the family at great tavlnga.
"THE 1JEST BUYlKtl 1AYS OF THE YEAR'.'
' AKK t'VHHt') T
Who picked the flavor of the
mucilage .now paid on aatmkia?
What flavor is it?
Why can't we have ehwulate, t-;
nilla or strawberry?
Who I'iKiirej out the numbTa on
dollar bills?
And freight rara? .
. Wlw ririt,.alarte4 catting 'doas'
''Itover?". . ,
. Who la the unknown genius who!
composes the. aentimeiits on rubbur
itaiups? i
Such as "Heturu tor better ad--dres?"
And. "Party unkoova?"
VN. S. '.?"
"r'niKllo, Do N'ot Crucb?"
i'"Thls, sidu up?"
i "Handli!' with pura?'1 :' '
' itusn:
Is It ti uo that , theaa last two
were written by a K'reai huiiioflat?
Who . names all tho streets thot
have no cedar trees on tlioni, "Ced
ar street?" ;
And streets that never aw an
ulm. -"Klin struct?"
Why do woaien ' always Weaf out
thu toes of tbolr shoes before men
do? ': ' . ,. :
Why (do .people . dash across t?in
streut hi front of street eurs and
thou turn a round and rh fhini
BO by? . , ; : I
Who invivutmi Hakioli;.' ,', i !
j What is it mado of? ..!.;!
Who deslnus tho animal tfsckefs? .
Who retiulales tho lungtfc ot ya
Bhuttl? ...
Why do banks hnvo so ninny vK'o'
prosldenlB'' .'
Boys
SUITS
'11)0 tlreatest Value in the
' at
Sale
1-2 Pri
nee
Checked .
JAPANESE CREi'E
.4Se yd. '
A very nev pattern In a material that
promise! Uo bo a great favorltt durinlt
the spring and summer fteaaoha. Thia i
very new -green, red, lavandarf blue and
pink checks over white.
iSalo price -UK yard.
Men's
SUITS
Just Two Days More to Buy at.
1-3 off
specimens ho saw a navvy 'at the
top at a well itt'VlAlra-t'lurrV
jaacauaa tha.y wlinllaaa refyaed
I work., '. . 1 ' -i
'.'Mr f'lid.'- auid the parson, "do
;you know K::t!itU"
"No," replied the man, "but t'll
iaak my iiuate. , UiU," ke crkd, ''do
you know Hatau?"
I 4'No," cauio tbe answer from thy
I bottom ot tha well. "Why?"
. "Well,1 there's a ;,bloko u.; hero
wot'a. got , 'Is dinner. 'J
discrimination against women grc-itly culture in which peasant women pki
retards the re-establishment of aari- an important part.
; A'JT.VtVMkTtt: Cl'MHHkN
Mr. and -Mis. 'rtnipklus had ex
pectatiima from thuir rich old Une'.e
Kdward. So tbyn hu caaic to them
tin a few days' iait they prepared
to &a all they could to Mnnku' u
anud Inipreuston and boxnn by
tuccttuf; him at tlte station
On the way home hi tho train
Why are thoro so many eonioio-' they iMicoiirnt'iHl thulr only child,
dores around tho yacht club? also named KUwnrd, to sit on the
What does tho Kourumc:it Uoiold Kentlenun'e kueo, or, an ho was
with all our money? . . , ali)iit, aa much of It as was avall-
'When aro they, going 'to reduce able. ', ,. .
tho Income ,taxi'S? Vreaently tho small boy slipped Soviets is represented by women, ami
. .. . trout, ntt perctt and aKIled. over io
'.Thu reason business rouditloni his mother.
aiV iiitscttled Is because so many, "I don't want to sit on uncle's
accijiiut.sr aj-e, . . ... ; knee any more," hu Bald In Ills clear
I treble voice.
MOSCOW; Jan. 27.-Mudanic' Alex
"andra- Kollaiity, ono of ho leaders on
ine ius0uui lemwusi movement, marin
es, in an article she has wfitfejj', in
the Travda,' that I'etly bourgeoisie
narrowness and supcrstitition arc pre
venting woman 'haying the . voice , they
merit in the Soviet governnicnt.
She sii.m that no woman was a vot
ing delegate at the Communist confer
ence preceding the Ninth All llhissian
Soviet Congress held here and that on-,
ly 24 women were included among the
2,000 voters it the Congress, de.'-pite
the fact that 50 per cent of Hussinn
voters are women.
She alleges that women arc ver.
active in politics but .less than three
per cent of the membership of town
Quo way to provout oiirHelt from I "Oh, Teddy, why
walking lop-sided Is to carry half : In shocked tones.
the saliiry.ia ono.trousw'a yiK-kel Teddy eyed his great undo ..a K-
aiul half In tlioiother. . grlnvedly. "Derauso every liiuo he
, . ' . ' i , breathes he pushes 1110 oft!", he
Two Scotchmen were arcniim ; complained,
nliuill the proper way to mix a hull
wlilnk.-y. tnkn Hi,tv.f()ur m,1M.iu3 f the
'Mac lavish, you're no using nny . fill.0 to m:lko frow. ,lu 011V
juuK.neni; n s no ine ricnt way !e : thirteen to niako a smile. Why
nee u. rvover pour tne wnusky
falrst; yon make your drink weaker
when you put the wnther In It. Hut I
pour your .water In falrst and the
whusky on top, and the more you Harper's Macazlne The cominlt
nour you're makinx your drink j ten had assembled in a small coun
strimser and stronger." , try town to discuss . whether the
'librarian In rliarto of the town
in the village Soviets they have enlv
two-tenths of one per cent of the
membership. ' ' ' ' ,
Furthermore, she states there ar"
only five women members in the Con-
said mother trnl feeeutive Committee of ,100, which
I . is Russia s chief governing body. '
Madame Kollanty dcplarcs that such
work overtime?
A ) k:i, t)TK)N
MANY JOUI.KSS..
XKW YOKK, JaiP 27.-The
unclnploymSd situntinn of the winter 'th
has descyided on Njyg York, liyrd 'client."
S. Colcr, riMimisKioner of public wel-
i fare, told diiectnrs of the welfare
.bureau at a conference today,
A census of I he Jobless, taken by
tho indm.trial aid bureau und the
Allure. in I cr:in! he ;.'ii,l, rev, jl
mre than :.'oo.iion iiiv:imh'vvt in the
S-'-i.
A Sl:i;l(HS M tlTKK library should he retained In office
HlrmliiKhaiu AK0-!lcrald: ' I snii- Those desirous of getting rid of him
pose," said the cros-cxnmlnt,,K used as their arguiiient against him
lawyer, lii hia snappiest manner, that ho whs untUly about himself
Vtlwit you rcftiauibcr the dale of "d the books wlib'ii be bandleil.
ou birth?" 'One woumtt arose and ' eiu'pbatlcally
t'ei talnly. " ;ild the wltmaV with declared blm vs he a dirty man.
e la-ed ai. ' a:ery ms)n remem'..i'rs wherenjiou a tcond sister on the
fllrahday." committee arose-nnd raid: '
"A newly bom Infant has no "Hut he Is beautiful and clean
iuenr Now, sir. how il you within." -
know thus, it wasn't a dny sooner: The opposing lady aroe,iind said
or a da laler." or n week, or a In her mod priillauieiitar.v manner:
month, or n yedr than the dic yon . "1 jnove that we turn him Inside
have In mlml?" out immediately." .
"Wy-er-ahem-rve been told " This (eciills the story of the bite
'T.xactly. Vim'vj been lo'. but Thomas l.owry of .Mlnneiipolla. On
.voir don't know? Step ilonil.O tleiv. the deiith of . . fi l..o l one of
jtelioen of the Jury this Is the kind the lniii.iil(,'. cltlsens called on
worst of wltaj ss wlA has testltleil atalnsl on. and after a tribute to the de-
unitji,"cacliab' cimmctcr of niv parted, uskct in nnflilentim' whls-
per: "Ibnv uiuvh did he leave?"
Tom's niy ram. promptly: "Kvery
Shoes Wear Out
So Do
Batteries!
Whfn a pair of ihoea wear out you
have b?en notified in advanca by the
thlnneso of solea or cracking of tha
uppers or aome other aaiily roco
nixed sign.
But when a battfery wears out yu
may benken by suT-prise, becaute bat
t erics often go strong until the bit
minute. W i
The wn-y-and the only way toftt
trouble and Varry and cost to the limit
Is to buy th- Vat battery the Willard
. Threaded RuMer BsAery. Its Thread
ed Rubber IitsUilatioA givea you the
1 most milci ofinintxmpted wrvioa
per dollar. ' ' f
GRANDE BATTER t VtATlOB
x .uye tuw greaiesc number W
of ffood hours is wisdom "anil
-bank ivill : nake it possible for
you to live thus wisely.'
WeVyit ) all business firms"
andiiwiyic uals needing a help
ful bamdnfe service to call and
consult Vitli our officers.'
mz pay.
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was a geologist and lawuys carried !
his specimens ubout in a rd lund- Golf balls lost (luring one mouth lit
I'T.htef fuch ii iwrlv) use tocar-;,i w.ll-kni.wn club aro estimated nt
iv ill .i ii.uu.is in Ore :,y i.iu'ii c v ale h,-ir, trained Io v.-irel,
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