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i .. 'o ...I . e WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15; 1921 PAGE 4 LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER i a , A , - . . N MNVl. N SPAPll . MV ViSkly at La (franVo, Oregon, I Lt Or udbsivs judiibuiiis; IWlUMO.tl Wt l L Orsna OlS,.s ftast CSS 11 , ' JfM sll Cosiailsalasa to Off COUMM cmCIJJb VAIJB r)aa-4fc DM ftiM Oratua Sstei Was Itni Maw BtM, VotklMd; Hitltaaataa Sua rrtia: 8Uri, ollad alal f Caavfaa May, w asautl Ha Dally, par st ma. I aaWaaaa -B0 Dauy, r oiiA....fi.a( paiiy, araia ijr . K Baddy e year la b4tm. .ft.tf ' pally threa mnatas ll advises 11.60 uaUy, ala months ia advaacs 3.0 Dally, par month ISO Weailr Wssrvei-Star, ay awill, aer year ia advaaca $1.(0 MKVBKR OC ASrX1ATKD tttKK TVe Aawaclated Pies, la exclusively entitled to the una for publication erf aJl aaw dispatckea credited to It or not otherwise credited In thin pa : per, aari also trie local news published therein. All rights of re-publl-eattsa ef saaclal dispatches here also are reserved. ARE HIGHER WAGES TO RETURN? ' It is a pleasure hard to anticipate, this statement of Harden Colfax, expert statistician, who points out in a press communica tion that high wages will return after the present" slump. He basc3 Iiis reasoning on the historical fact that labor novcr loses anything in the way of advanced wages, i If he is correct the McAdoo-inflated money must return to remain permanently. If he is correct the world must have a new crop of financiers, for the Morgans and Duponts of today have had their schooling under the old-time low price levels. The statements of Mr. Colfax recall very vividly a rcmarke made by Billy Vogcl, of Union, when lie finally parted with hi driving horse and bought an automobile. "Yes," he said, "I havi done it, along with everyone else, and now wheat must sell upwards of a dollar a bushel for all future time, in order to pay living expenses of us people who raise it." Vogcl's remarks were quite appropros. He was a prophet, and he spoke, probably, wiser than lie knew. And, too, if labor again gets the high wages and they re main permanently, will not the general plan of business be revised? Perhaps it will give, in that revision, amplo opportunit for trying out with safety a few reforms which, heretofore, have been considered uncertain for, with cheap money showering the country again, people will feel like trying anything once. WEEKS OF VIRTUOUS OMM1SSION. ' A sarcastic .citizen, in a city t'out has been celebrating "Milk Week," criticizes uplifters who urge people to drink milk without telling them how to drink it. According to this critic, milk ought never to be "drunk," but always to be "slowly sipped and insalivated, as it is by tho suckling young of mammals." S He proceeds to express his wonder that the American public is having so many weeks of the "do" sort and none of the don t sort. He suggests a "Don't Eat Too Much Week," a "Don't Spit on the Walk Week," a "Don't Smoke in the Elevator Week," a "Don't Swear Week," and a "Don't Paint Your. Face Week.' Why not? As is the case with sins, virtues of omission are surely no less important than virturo of commission. And while we're omitting things, it might bo well to leave out "weeks" altogether for at least one month in the year. T-HE OFFICt CAT By JUNTO iilvp on 'Hr! Our great jjoino contest is 'off with a, bant'. I Sent yours in jet? Load up the trunty Kveiwharp (adv.,) get a new pad for your memo and let the poetry roll, .Send it in, via prepaid mail, we might use it, who knows? t'sn g;y an Qaloshea nothingexcept a Sat girl fri Galoshes. ' V?hy Teachers Turn Rc . Teacher l music taa "Oan.you tell me the name arreat player T Bright fupil 'ly Cobb." At a jneeting of a, girts' club in Lima, Ohio,! it was derated that it is quite the con-cat tiling to have neat ly tanned knees this year. Tanning is all right in its fjlace, but if we're doing- the job we woufdn't place it on the )ite. Weigh 'Est Yourself. In announcing a sale of books, the publisher of the' Lcaohville (Ark.) Cresset says: "They are worth their weight in gold. Send for them at the price named and we will send them to you by return mail. ril, I.aiy folks have more thn 50 per cent of the hard work. According to tho Philadelphia Rec ord, i Mississippi planter has trained two wild geese to catch fish for him. Wo merely want to remark if they were geese, they'd eat what they caught. ... You gucsHi-d it, neighbor, this won't be a bad liuid to live in if they don't pass any more amendments upon us. Uncle Jnrvc says the next style for girls' ears will probubly be fig leaves. l'Yank Suydam says you'd better lose a lung moment at a eroding than the rest of your brief life. "Twus in a restaurant they met, Konico unil Juliet, lie hud no ensh to pay tho debt, So iiomco'd what Julie t.'' Thumbnail Essays. ' Fame. Kama is a funny thing. Some seek it a life time and muff it, while others havo it forced upon them. 'Barbara I'rictchie achieved it by poking her dome out' of u window and telling Stonewall Jackson where to head in. The boy who stood on the burning deck did it that way. Mary had n little lamb and, no doubt, should never have been heard of otherwise. Other examples will readily suggest themselves. It should be understood that all this stuff on fame is from hearsay. But wo re Mill hoping. Kame ia a good. deal lino a cream puff. It s nice to think nbout but when one gels it there's very litlc to it or in i a rule, when ic becomes famou? there pv lilllc for him to look forward to but u capacity crowd to his funeral. RESOLUTION OF CON . DOLENCCE WHEREAS, Brother Albert C. Huntington passed to the lodge be yond on May 27th, 1921, and WIIKREAS, Brother Albert C. Huntington has been a permanent member of La Grande Lodge No. 16, I. O. O. ., for over a half cen tury, and WHKREAS.thoso who know him best were hla best friends, and to know liim was to love him, so, therefore. BB IT RESOLVED, thst this lodge has lost one of Its most faith ful members and iteur Brothers, his family a loviqg fathW and the com munity one oX t:ibyvVe.il citizens, BE IT FURt-RfcHLVED, that Mils lodge dpei charter for a period of thlrly flaVa. a copy of this resolution be spread upon the mlnntcB of tho lodge, a .copy be sent to the family, and a copy be sent to tho La Grands Evening Ob server and Pacific Odd Fellow for publiralion. ' Fraternally submitted, JOHN M. MELDRUM, JAMES MOSS, ED MEYERS1CK, ' Committee. The Home of the Soul. In olden times, it was bclioved that tlie sent of the soul was the stomach, most likely for the reason that a man is never so completely used up as when his stomach is out of order. For the cure of ordinary stomach troubles, there is nothing quite so prompt and satisfactory as Chamberlain's Tab lets. They strengthen the stomach and enablo it to perform its functions naturally. Give them a trial. They nly cost a quarter. adv. THE REAL ARMAMENT QUESTION Kvor'y Intelligent cltlmn agrees llh Bwirotary of Wur Woeks In hla recent statement that "under present tondlllons It would bo the height of folly for Mis (jnlled Stales to be the first to d'seim," and that ''prudenco , would rol penult ( dls iiJiianieilf;Vlilio t'ihoi's huld weu pins In their bands. This being the can-, it Is easy In got down 1o bratM lacks. The coun try la full or ilisarmaiiionl onthunl asta who do not want to disarm nil ut onro, and do not want lo dls arm alono, but want to disarm giad ually by binding agreement will olhor big powers. Tho question now befnrn tho mil Ion and bi'fore Congress Is simply tho selling In motion of tho International machin ery to accomplish this piirpo8')--l..t railing of an Inleiuatlonicl rouitr rnoo by the I'ulted Rlnicw go.o-n-lnent lo see what can bu done nbout It. No lulllliiry power will eer dis. arm all by llsclf, unit II Is mil like ly that the world as a whole will disarm, unless America w hlch has the greatest military resources anil tho highest repulo .lor illsintireNt ev'ne.is lakes the iultliiilve to oh tain a general curtailment, ftil o navies', and then of armies. CJOOI) COUNSEL FOR UNIONISM building progress. An organization succeeds only as It serves. Our In terdependence must bo conceded mid loyally supported." If unionism genorally would ac cept those principles lliuro would be no need lo fight out an open-shop batlle, or any olhor conflict for or ganlti'd labor, II Is not organlra lion but Us abusn that is under M re,-, and , when , wlso leadership ad vocates renouncing the abusVa, clr.c membership will follow. Oil Is supposed lo hn u liihrfcanl hul It doesn't seem to bo lubricat ing our Mexican relations. This is a good country. It wi continue to lie a good country us 'lung as its people arc good citizens. Let s have no other kind. When grrtit men travel under as sumcd names they -begin to realize their insignificance. E. L. Eckley says the older Ihe car, the more of a luxury it becomes. It Carried Conviction. First Lawyer-Did his speech carry conviction? Second Lawyer It did. His client got. five years. Mail Your Orders. If you want to buy by mail you can do so here better than you can else where. Wo are nearer to you than other stores. We're able to satisfy you as well. We rc willing to re fund on unsatisfactory purchase at FAMILY DRUI STORC OMcaoN, Tli ere is nothing funnier than a OI1HKKVHK WANT AOS PAV Speaking of business depression, we notice lhat the good old firm of Karnier & Nature is doing business as usual. A crisis in the Swi.ss watch indus try is s:iid to alarm tho ivpublic. What's tho matter?'! Can't they run the business mi tick? Now Montana Is propositi); a lax on bachelors. Anolher blow at self ilelcruilnalloii for smalt pcuplcH. All wo ask of Mexico Is that she will slop knot king Ihe props from under' Aiuerli-un property. lmiuMrial ilcpresion the inuki'llKiok. dent in The settlement of labor dilfei .ences by arbitration 'and the con tinuance of work while surti silil tratlon is going on was iiikimI tn President Johu W. Doiilin ul .Ihe 'convention of the. building ir-tib.. department of the Ameriruu'ledcia 1lon of Labor at lenver. , Mr. Donlin believes lhat the con tinued life of collective, bargntuing depends upon (he wllliiiKncKs o ev ery organisation to arbitrate Its differences with employers and 4hose of an inler-uuioii muure, aui ays furthar. ni . .u, .ujo.c cu.u.M..ni.- June Lf, 1W4-Beginning of opeia les, and causo lunocent persons to 1Uolls ag,lln-s( ivtci-sburg, a. suffer pecuniary loses as "! as i . our own rank and file. We int, June L, 17f2 Benjamin Franklin f drew 'electricity (rom the clouds and proved ils identity with lightning. ! I June 1.'., lS-'lo Arkansas ndtnitted I 'to tho Union, , June .'., lWi-Oieion. treaty! signed with Kngland. SOCIAL 1E.M(HHAIIC PAR IT. uldlng opVatlona on which none .ocjulist. was o", suited in lS'.ili Vd put union men are employee (inaugurat."! Us campaign in 1WO. It ;AII parties must ogre.- i.nd pro-.SWKf,t the overthrow , the social or- wae againsi r.wsanon.oi wooc nu. -1 ,)er Bmi (m, j.ting economic status.W ing armtrsnon. Money is tna oioou i sub.ttituting extreme nf.irms" It was tf uduatry. CeuatK0 of work ; a workii class organiiation. and pcndjfg aotlleiiieiit of disputes is taught that the government should Jjiardoni'tf" nt it riestnictiv of O h niter cnn'hO i i jj.Tvtt'iTi'-, "Its Easy to Sweep With -aThtr,J Ac arc closing; out a line of Thor Sweepers at reduced prices. It will piiy you to sec us about them Eastern Oregon Light .'and Power-'Co.- oLA GRANDHi OREGON.' 9 eft r 0 0 o TTb weeX Our entile stoi mesa iwo nays on in sal V,d VI A 'Safe This Week' ' For Men! "Just For Thursday and Friday Entire Stock MEN'S CLOTHING Reduced For: These Two Days Only 20 our Thursday and Friday special is for men. of new spring clothing goes on sale for Iy and a special discount of 2U per cent. An a vail an every man stop Ing of IS, $8, 10 or fK lonslder his wardrobe. should uiako M0 t'") linost n". w.ii 1 O il slock concise of over : suits c such famous iiolrtri as HART SC1IAFFNER & MARX STYLE PLUS FITFORM And every suit is now this spring. Young men's models and models for the more cuuscr acrvative dresser. All go on sale at a discount f. 20 per cent Thursday and Friday only. Orglnal price tuketii remain on every suit. You sublract 1!U per cent. A slight charge. Kill be made for all alterations. Come early. Read the Want Ads c ORD IRES Now S Price L ml o Tl at the Lowest in Tire Historv - - $24.50 - - 46.30 , - - 54.90 Other Siiea in Proportion) Tire repair rler who judge values best, class these tirra as having the Vtlrdiesf carcass made. Forty-sevcn high jrriwle car maWufacturers use them as standard equipment. 1 hey are the quality choice of cqrd users. Thia new low price is made possible ky atrirtest economies nu specialized production. Plvit No. ; . 30x36.incJ, ' of 16.000 tires i production on a quantity basis. All materials used are the ba obtainable. TV Wr7 U oniform. It la the beat faW U ever leered to the clr . wner at any prije. . i i- 30x3 32k4 34k412 (Unci i f i aitzea production. t?.T"r"ftH for ,,,e" ''! Purpose of makinjr ch Non-Skid fabric tirea. Vith's daily caoo'cit? tires andiO.000 tubes, shia plant permits rented '.t.C'SMITjH00DE4LER Cgrripat & 5th St, 1 0 o . .a . . a S & ca o Co 0 o re o Q q it o O O j ii e e o e e o e o o o O o e o e e e 0 e o