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WHITHER ARE WK DRIFTING?
It Is very much likr the pot calling; the kettle black for
any city, to mention moral conditions in a neighboring city,
but the need for general attention to He uirecteil to the lax
way of living; prompts the Observer to reprint from the pen
of I. B. Bowen, of the Baker Morning Democrat a lecture which
Is very appropriate. Evidently something has come to light
in P-aker that has aroused the ire of the veteran editor and he
usss1 the following language in scorching a few of Baker's
citizens :
. 'Out of police court come3 exposure of frightful immoral
doings in which Baker young -people figure as principals and
it-makes solicltious parents anxious in the extreme regarding
the. welfare of their children and the awful temptations that
beset them... Well, it doesn't cost anything to give advice and
t(iat .article is very gratituously handed out. The best we have
heard is : .
V "Make the low neck dresses higher, the skirts lower and
put the young lady at work in the kitchen helping mamma
Teach' her. things practical and cut out a few dances and auto
rides' in the evening."
.' '"For the young fellow, put him to work, if he wants a
new suit let him earn it. Make him understand that home is
His ''.place at 9 o'clock in the evening. Stop giving lim money
to'.buy cigarettes and tomfoolery. In short start in early with
club and use it unsparingly. He will then better respect home
and. authority. The pampered child loses respect for parents
arid early embraces the idea that he has the whip hand."
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By 1 rjNrC8-
Why Not Imbler.
Professor (iarncr of the Smithaon
ian Institute, Washington, D. C, who
ih hearing the .Smithsonian exploring
party in Africa haa discovered a Talk
in' Ape in the jungles. But, why did
he go to Africa, when Imbler is so
near?
Dr. Mossmnn says there arc won
derful days for writing poetry and
cleaning the back yard.
Ccrmany xuyfl that if she pays her
debts she will be broke, which makes,
(icrmiiny one of a good-sized crowd.
LEMONS THROUGH THE
' 7y CANAL
H During the winter there waa much
talk of the tremendous waste of 1cm-
on in the citrus-growing region o jtheir encmica,
the .West. : Because the cost oi snip
ping this 'fruit across tho continpnt
Traa prohibitive, carloads of lemons
Were (allowed to stand until they
olled,, or they .were thrown out in
jreat. heaps at tho roadside and any
passerby' was free to help himself.
In January, the California Fruit
Growers" Association tried something
nw. ,It sent lemons to tho Atlantic
ueiboard by ship through the Pan
ama Canal. The lemons arrived in
food condition and at a saving of 61)
enlightened in this way, it is duubt
ful whether twelve persons enn l:e
found who would take the lime, the
paper and the ink to explain the Imii
stein theory to their frienda or even
AMERICAN RIGHTS'
fount Hfona, the Italian' forrlcn
minister, told In l'orls tho other day
of a talk he had JiibI had with Karl
( iiiiiin, Urn llrltlah furvlRii minis
ter, about America.
"I H.ild to hliu," nnuniinccd Sfor-
za, "that w llhont the United Htutcu
the war would not hero been wop;
that she asks for limiting and Is cn-
llullan Kovcrnmcu di'slrcs her to
have II."
TIiIb sort nf talk warms the heart
of an American. There has been
lull too llltli! of II In Kurope. durliiK
tho last year or lA'o. ' Now that our
friends tho Kalians have started re
minding the other KlUes of some of
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rnt a box. There were 1MB boxes... . . . ,. '
in lhe cargo.
vlt ls reported that approximalely
60,000. boxes, of oranges and lemons
naTeikincB been sent td the eastern
ilhlpment of more.than Jf.uuu ooxca,
lr 88 carloads, of lemons with it few
Anll nt frnrti Ija Anoreles.
ten doini the same thinjf. .Tho West
Sas n aked up to one very excellent
purpose of the Panama Canal. That
ahort-cut between two continents was
thought of at first as a time Buver
mainly in climiniitinu the Ioiir rip
toond South Americu for hhips go
ing to and from foreign ports. As u
means of cheaper contuct between
or nBtrm and western coasts it .is
just now coming into prominence ttn
proving in stilt another way its vilu
to American commerce.
Ah, Ychhhshs!
Knugh to make of the mermaid a
murmur timid! These new bathiog
huiih! ror why shouldn t the funny
littlo belle of Neptune's court mur
nmr ngaihst the fate which prevents
her from wearing anything so jaunty
ah ti costume of checked gingham?
Gingham kuKh have been ho popuhir
on the Florida coast, this winter!
Would that the northern resorts do
nothing to interrupt their eourue. A
blurb front a Chicago newspaper aoJ
ciety page.
.
We Huhmi't the above as a fair ex
ample of metropolitan journalese.
What ih writer is trying to say, of
course, is that it is all right to wear
bathing Huits made of material called
gingham.
The rim! lent man in the world
wants a divorce. We had always sup-!
posiMl that the smallest man in the
world, was the feller who left town
at house-cleaning time.-
Tul, Tut.
Mary has a tittle calf,
As white, almost, as snow .
Her hose are made of skecter net,
And that is how I know.
A .health authority says that every
lerical worker should have 10 square.
feet of office room, and in the yo
onion season most of 'em know how
Lo got it.
vu,r .,i.i.,,i i.,..,.i:n
like this: "Hoarding by the week, day!
or hour" 7 !
I'lrase Omit Flowers.
A railroad crossing,
A motor car, ' ' '
A brand new hearse
And there you an.
.Southern Motorist
participation in (he war. It will be
eaitler to mnko Amor lean hi f Inciter1
fi'Il In tin1 Haul war Hotllemeutn and
to Rt(t nut of Iho war tho few ami
comparatively InslKiilf Irani '. things
that this country asks for.
If. after the expend! (u)n nf all
those billions of dollars, and thou
sands of lives and measureless effor;
and doyotlna on (he part of n whole
Million, tin' United- States cannot ev
en lift iiHSiiraiue of cgiuil cable
rl.Khltt In a little Polynesian Island
t but nobody eVer heard of before,
the ri IIUhUimi wo saved was banlly
wort ft saving.
THE KINSTKIN CHAIN
There it. danger that the public may
be compelled to umb-r.-t mid the Kin-
slrin theory of relativity whether it i( Ireland were only neater to
will r no. Some busytKxly has Mig-; Kngland, or farther . .away, maybe
festcd that the twelve or fourteen ' then wouldn't be any trouble at all.
persons reputed to understand what J -o
1 the professor is driving at should ie-j Maybe Kinstein Is atl wrong" alnnit
Vive the ancient but little horn ml relativity, but the beauty of his sys
chain tetter. His idea is that the or-; tem is thM nolmdy, not even h'imself,
Iginal twelve b tumid write to IweKo kmuvs vnougn t prttvc that he's
friends ' letter explaining the the ry j wrong. ,
in detail, and that the invpluivlury o
recipients promptly pusa it along to That repoi t thnt there are lit. TOO,
tlon should pmpmtly pass it along tujnn0 alu-n boni person.s in the Ihiited
twve friends each, and so m. J States is somewhat misWmding. Many
This proposal will hhoek ciliien.i of a man or woman who came into the
this free land who believed that civ -; world on foreign soil has an Ameri
1 Illation had outgrown the chain let- jvnn soul, and many a one horn in Am.
tr. Yet there may be more l.npr crira is iucipable of' Americanitation.
In the prospect than 4ppeurs nt firu.!
Not counting the generous tiulividu.il, 'tionnany is realising at last that
who wishes to have the whole woi!d ar is hell, and there's 1icll to pay.'
j
JleJirinloW? i ,naf ,',,,l",'i't of nations still sounds
like j.i.i, except that it, isn't funny.
To V. J.
there arc socks of every color.
There are sock of every kind,
There re socks so very nice, and
modest,
'There are socks that alinobt make
you blind,
There are socks that make you love
the wearer,
There arc socks that make you hale
him, too,
Itut the socks that make a mui most
charming
Are the socks of a purple hue.
If n grocer sells you a dozen eggs
and two of em are bad you can take
cm back and get good egga In- their
it end. If a department store sells you
an. umbrella that splits the first time
you open it the loss will be made good
promptly. If a shoe dealer sells you
a pair of shoes that rip open the first
time you put them on you may have
your money back for the asking. This
is the' principle on which business is
founded. If the goods do not come
up to the specification back they go
and this is as it should be.
1 itltfrVflurfltrt
Ta,e5
A PRE-SUMMER SALE
COMMENCING SATURDAY MORNING
' . at 8 o'tloch.
ENTIRE
.'tiir-'.:'sTocic
AND
Coats
1-3 off
k
.!
I
ENTIRE
STOCK
Silk and Wool
Dresses
-3 off
A wile like this eomea nnce a season in a More of IIiIb kind it iViHt eoinn. It Is not inaugurated .fur the purpose of profit,
or of unloading surplus stocks but "for tho. solo purpose ot o,uickl disposing of all odd gar nents thai remain, before things
tor lha aeir season arrive, a Dullness nouse Kiiin as mis iiiuhi illl)k nfo0nd Its own doors, imisi nidke new friends and hold
did ones, trhen there Is no Annnnlal gain Involved. We feel this iH such lime as we-may offer uhikiikI values savings to every
woman." and w open Ihls anal.JiaJg.and elouunp of Ladles Sprms Dresses, and Suits
nil. n
Be here- early to select your fuvorlto g'uriuciil.
Men Too!
Benefit by a Sweeping ltvritiction on
ENTIRE STOCK
CLOTHING
l-nm: TIB? Jt.W3t,XETM
Aprujtimutely 3r0 men ran buy now Spring Suits here at a saving much great--,er,than
prlees will be for fall, 1921. A reduction of UU per cent atthis tinio means
' niuch ta .the uian who wants lo save from $S.UU to $12. OU on u ifew suit. . .
.. Whether a young -man's model or for the nioru conservative drca.ier, or business
nian rthere Is a good selection for each.
AU fresh now slocks of fhoso faniousinalvos.
;v 1 1 ART SCHAI'TNER & MARX
. FITFORM
STYLEI'LUS
i'i;i'1 )ct a
'See window displays.
Bettor come early. All prices reduced.
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HHIil PICTURE
I nn ru
M.-To whom is the Book of l'rov-
crbs addressed? ' ' 1 '
' 2. Ry whom was Kavid tempted?
3. Krom who had KM descended ?
4. To what high office was Kli up
pointed ?
5. What commandments did Micah
break!
6. Who was Isiali?
7. Who slew- .achariali ?
8. Is there any prophesvinc of Jon
ah's rerorded lMidcs the book bcur-
injr h" name 7
ON EXHIBIT
Artistic Scottish Coins.
The "Uonnei Piece" was the hame
given to a beautiful coin of pure void
.. .I., .u . iiinuiiiui com oi pure goiu tnirreo or (united Imuiedialelr abiira
Issued" un.leT"0ic'-'Wgll6T aii JUaJiU-IHil..ivli)(ra the etuter rro' i
of Scotland, the name being given be-i nilnoies. This helps to make onea
Read this to Husband. t.
"A new effeet la to have tronsefi
snirreo or pinned Imuiedialel? abiira
cause the head of the king on the
coin was covered with a Scotch bonnet
in place of the proverbial crown.
James was the Hrst sovereign to plnc
trousers fit better and wrinkle les.
If a handkerchief, a wallei or oilier
trifles be carried In the side pocket,
thus lending to cause a strain across
'A large mosiuc picture of l.a
Grunde, made up from smaller views I
laken from an airplane by -'. S. Wood-I
rufff. was placed on exhibit this morn
ing at the lied Cross drug store mui
is attracting- considerable attention.
While the picture docs not 'show nil
of the outlvinir districts, it irives- an
9. What was Satan's first great , excellent idea of what the citv hmks
work? .like from an airnlnnc.
10. Wh-lt was the last city Klisha Mr. Woodruff went no nrain ves-
and Klljah vi. ited before Klijah as- l'terday to take pictures but did "not
dates on coins Issued, and coins be i the waist, the shirring autoniailcallj
uri'iu.ru were exquisitely aesigueiL irons tins out. ' Kptiuunsll.
'mm
Hut if a girl marries a young man
who doesn't conic up lo specifications
she is stung, lie may have told her
that lie .had a bouse and lot, money
that was in the bank, a good salary
an.d no b:id habits, and he mav tuin
out to have been a wall-eyed liar on
each ami every. 'count. It makes no
difference, she can't return 'him to hi.-,
folks and demand her youth back.
May 13, lt-71- Henedicl Arnold .c ! t'"grv.,s lias decided thai the mV
eame rommandcr-in chief of llnti -It " "ur '.-nmy is to be 'maintained .it
forces in irginia. The height of Hit 'l"''.1"" 'nuil provides for the import
traitor's glory. I"'" n".r' 'f the' personnel oj tin armi
May 13, 1846. War gain.-t Mu. " furnishes inen enough for the
ejeclared.
May 13, IHhl . Kaltimore na
cupied, by federal troops.
kit. hen details.
Katioajl Hrpublican l'rt ls;h.
This party iH'gau during the ad
minisfrations'irf John V-nncy -Adama,
wiio had been elected on ti old lie
publican ticket in 18-4. and in 1K-8
Jie same Ada headed the new pir
. The luirr of ifHsonc, however, con
linues lighter.lhan air It won't cofiic
down.
Jl's no.u.e growling at the weather,
maw. He w alwajs hand as baii.
worse ihan we .-."till. .
. Jatlft,
iclt in opposition to Andrew t'lilncs are s'.lilnin what Hi-
JaclAron, whoae party assui.'d tl seem. 0:erybod "Jtliii'uaht the R.ds
Muny a girl bus married what ap
peared to be a nice, upstanding youth,
a good stock model, so to siieak, and
finds loo late that he was a confirmed
coughdiop e hewer, or that he wore
hand embroidered suspendrrs or pjay-t-d
a piccolo. Her only recourse is
the expense and annoyance of the
divorce court. Ard every marriage
license should read in plain t pe,
something like tin-:
IT IS rM'KKSruoP ANP.
l,K Kli that if the said, hu
baiid . nforcsaid, named m this
here document, should p'roVe a
fliver, a glass cfath mid a fali .
alarm, not to. say .a lemon and. a'
win., tin wife nf'Mnl has (he
rigbt P kict linn out the back .
doorowilh the lyst.f the iolith.
eended to heaven?
finish. The pictures taken yesterday
were much better than those taken the
day before. iWhen the first pictures
were taken the photographer had to
lean .over the side of the machine and
the smoke from the exhaust interfered
somewhat with taking the pictures but
yesterday a hole was cut just in front
of the photographers' seat, ennblim:
him to do much better work.
Gtttlng It.Ovs. s
Strange as tt nfti? seuiift, a rftjiaa
fsi inak a hie with9 woman by
ofg Uemooratic Pary forsllieere yellow. M.gJ ry found sthouil.viig b bea her.
(wit .jjvin ."crican jt'!cs.
rr
OiAouua Vlif-
Aaswers to Ynterdar'a ()urslion.
I. Joshua burnt the city of Hazor
with fire.
2. Bochim was called "weepers" be
cause the Israelites wept there.
3. When the other kings of Canaan
found that the tlibeonite.-i had made
peace with Israel they joined in" war
against tilbeon.
- 4. Israel was commandrd to bring
the silver and gold into the treasury
oi tne Lord at the destruction of Jer
icho. The Book of Ieuteronomy was
written a little before Moses' 'death.
8. After the numberinc of the Is
raelites, it was found that only Caleb
and Joshua were left of the ones who
had come out of Kgypt.
' 7. Balaam nroved himtiOf hud be
his infamous aihiccto Balak lo tempi iff has alwndoned.his search for. Koy
the Israelites. JtJardtier, who sipcd through the cor-
f. The maii who gathered slicks i!Hon of P--emen near here yesterday.
isumbers V. wus stoned to death.
. P. Krekiel was a priest and prophet.!
in. Three 1hCrtd Philistines wenjt
t the top of the rock fctam to bind
J-amson. i
iCilinnlFR IFDRflrl
umuiiLii uuiiiuii
IS ABANDONED
NAP A. 'Calif..' Mav !:).- The sher-
o:ri;TT. tmmrr
M A ITER ALL(;;t
. !,; !4Sciaf(. tJ-rVo-uty
bhrrirf (nsJ. if Tin 1
Cauutv. IdahoiS here enSoule In II. J-
olulu. wherj ha ft seek h eitradi
to c j TraneerA oihard.
BELIEVE DEATH
NOT. A I DE
BlVlii.V.'.May la.-4'wo nrS wit
neses w-ere found in ie invest ra
tion of the dca'Jj of Pajon C. MciSil .
varv ftintlpr nvinn sviiilor w h,te
fastnony all:t tr?e ji theory that
.liilaryg recent dca due a
icide. ie lice fftwt Orjest
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