La Grande evening observer., April 23, 1921, Image 4

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aHmatc-ea Here ana a no witrwa
But how can a wfleat farmer quif whenqiriees nre kft 'any hm. After we had been at work fr
.an . tlailv newnoaoer can cele publication when 1- ormnre anothe tend
n4.re (1iHn a lriy newnifctpe'" cea8 Pu,)1
fL'ctions do ii(t0mfeet thP exnenes?. o
breezed iB'.o out off-, slapp' ui
inn flak l.n.-L- n,.0 "OKI Hol'.li-
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1C twenty-five automobile anccid&itg occurfttP in PTnd ,,. d u? ani,
i during one ruin atorm, as reported, what will hnnrn when the (the anotion. Funny old wi?id isn't
niiny season'f aniens upon the metropolis.
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DR. STAN FIELD AN ALARMIST
Betniifle President Hording ivfiweri to continue the Wil
enfl policy regarding the Wilson League of Nations,' Dr. St;tn
leltl, one of Portland's most prominent ministers of the go,
pel, has worked himself into while heat and is heating back
and forth acroM the pulpit refusing, to be comforted.
It Is apparent that Dr. Slandfield lielonjfs lo that lnrjre
number of the clergy who swallowed Mr. Wilson's League feath
ers and all, without asking questions, and quite probably without
thinking of results to America.
The lcarnod should bear in mind that soft words ol n
peace treaty or a league menu .but little where nations refuse
to be bound. For Instance, look at Germany and her peace
treaties. He should also remember that theory is beautiful,
but with the world as it Is today America needs and must have
an army and a navy.
The very ones who speak loudest about disarmament are
t),e ones whose tears of joy will flow when in times of trouble
A "Black Jack" Pershing and his trained Roldiers parade the
streets.
Jt is with 'considerable regret that wa noUne lh.it the Co
Hvhl.l miti.icr has been put through the homi fe of the United
Slat's. Viesidenl Harding must have ha-! some reason tor
hfs ncti.m which has not been made pui.'i':. Ii the state de
partment sees the necessity for the act r.ivinn Colombia $2!),
fti'iO.ODO it can see more than many of us can. U looks like a
political mistake. -
It is taking front pnge stories in the Portland newspa
pers to get the "for hire" cars out of the business district, in
order that regular business traffic mny proceed without in
terference. Just why it shoul dre.iuire such an effort is hard
to understand unless the charge that many "for hire" cars
furnish "refreshments" for Portland people is correct.
From the long line of crippled locomotives in the yards one
Js forced to believe that if railroad business picks up, men by
the hundreds will be needed to put the motive power in shape.
Evidently the railroads nve going on the theoi-y that they must
live within their cash receipts and therefore when one engine
flunks it is sidetracked and another engine put to work..
it? Wl'oeithelcry with Jt or liiutfh
at it.
0 iftr-4IJ.IflVKOR l.KTTKItS ed fruits, but fresh fruits ami , lint
ttM of advertteed letters for th' eannwl. All kindu of ice ereum, ma.le
week ending April 3. 1S21. j from butler fot milk and not "stuivh-.
Genll.ienv Holberl.HaU. Fraujt A puper service v. .11. ...
ev, .i..r.... u B L.tuat won! in cleanliness. Moie
Shirley, Dr. Frederick .fomrorts gi convenienej-. ior inr
Alfred A. Vounn. awho desire tiwhile away n moO'nt
of tw in the enioyment 01 a pu as
ing cold drink. Make an early a."
uuainUiH'e wilh our fountain and
leSrn its aa.antages immiiiotely.
l'V-est patrol is essential and yie loe.ilion eof an air.iltne
station lit re .to handle the jatror from he air is nite the
sensible movement. .
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' After all, you must pass It up to England wha n "it comesl
to nvohling naUon-wide'strikw: uut Knglisti diplomacy is naM
to leat. ' ' 7
The Allies have demanded 'German's gold reserve. Prob
ably that is gold (lermany took from France once tipon a time.
Somehow Secretary of State Hughes tells other nations
just where Uncle Sam stands on everything. Some relief.
These April showers may bring May flowers, but in these
times we could do without May Day decorations.
The community chest in Portland still has room for li&out
?.!(IO,000, which is nuite an admission to make.
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Travel on railroads is said to be picking up picking up
all the loose change you've got if yon travel.
Hello Salem, what's going on? Answer: Just a telephone
rate re-hearing and the line is very busy.
Yes, w.heat is the barometer of general business.
doubt this statement, just watch results.
If you
Who tradod off Eastern Oregon's Bunslune for those Wil
lamette valley rains?
The music with charms is promised for April "Oth at the
Tabernacle. .
The narrow highway is always a death trap.
How is your garden growing?
Soon, the graduate.
' Tol. Bryan has paid a friendly visit to President Harding
and so far as is known nothing of ft political nature was dis
cussed. Strange, for these two men could engage in quite a
political discussion If each should express Ills thoughts.
The Japanese have 'insisted on keeping the island of Yap
and thus forthwith drafted her soldiers who arc in foreign
lands. It will take more, than that to make Charles Evans
Hughes recede. ' front' h is position in the Yap matter,
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That 'huge skeleton round near" Arlington may bo- the1 cause
of Dr. Donnelly telling some new frontier stories. Also Dr.
('. T. Bacon was at one time located in Arlington and perhaps
he can give a little light on the subject. .. '
According to an interview recently given out by Simon
Benson on the expensive up-keep oY California hard stirlaeed
roads, every taxpayer has a perfect right to shudder when
he gji'.es ' into the future.
Anyway, salesmanship has come back into its own. The
man who sells anything now has to practice his art with con
MiWiuhle visor and diplomacy after several years ol merely
kaiwliiig it out to the public.
The city took on a big job when it contracted to haul IT
iH the ttns and trash. Another evidence of the permanent need
of a scavenger department that will function the year round.
The" Observer .would like lo give publicity to a story altut
the liaise of the, hammer and saw on new construction byt for
some., reason we cannot du to " et.
Adams avenue macadam is getting its Jiack scratchwl ilh
ft sciuiliir',,'aiiil the people living on that thoroughfare are act-
tolla scarified into joyover the work just begun. .
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Tlkj' six, fgr cent limitation iliding habit ff I'vovy po'i-
ticnl unit in JDrcgon will eventually confiscate property ijnd
wrecfc tliesht) otsUite. 0
THE OFFICE CAT
Ily JUNTCH
! In line wllli the "Thejr-won't-lasl-loiie".
wheeie, a tiro company nn-
j nouuoes, inout solemnly, ibat "We
hare never been utile 10 build
i enough then lu go round."
j Belligerent Ballad
!Tha fellow Jould like. to kill,
! Ily bollhiR lii a vol, '
U the Kink who lulxns nil he n)'.
With 'Wlmdilaya know 'boul
I that?"
I All bad, enouirh
i Hut t he abominable ny
Ia the loud-mouth bird
! Who aays "I say."
j I'm on eauy sii'K parly,
; Hill I'd like 10 lake a knock
At the bhor. clerk who eiposes
I .My foot iii a frazzled sock.
Some Poet
Alary had a motor car
Propelled by KiiMillne
And everywhere that Mary went
She rode in lier machine.
The motor at ruck a alone one day
And ' from Us rourse. deflected
Doc. lllKKers auya
-'Now Mary Is as well as could
be. expected.
A local docmr hail n . patient the
other day and as' hti; htlired In
leave the house. ' the la'U-y. .. tnlil;.
Why dix tnr ou did not look' 'lo
.sea If my titui:ue .was roated." tt
We have been offered the wl.e
and true statement that r hole in
a little Kin's nloeklnK (toes unno
ticed hut let' It be a little hole In
a blK Kill's slocking and II alurtu
a parade. ..
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He If i should klsa you, would
tit be petty -'larceny?
) She No, it would he grand.
Judge: "Did the prisoner offer
j any resistance?"
, roper: '."Only a dollar, yer hon
qr, .i(iid. 1 .''ciuljla't' take ItC- .V''
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Oh! Joy!. ' .. -
know that fipfln!; Is oHi the way
The Ayes Ha'g It.
"Laugh itBout of court,'1 is nn'old
sayinir, lie git of meat of which is,
that sometimes, many tinffy the eas
iest way.V rid ones sell ol oprw.4i
tion or trouble Is to lauifh it way.
Are we taking life too .riously?
The nyVs have it.
Vou huve attended horse races, of
course, but if not you etiould, merely
'as one of life's object liwsona, if for
no other reason.
Every owiier of every hprse in the
race, confidently expects his horse to
win. Now, of course ,it goes with
out Raying that they cannot all win.
hut what do the owners of the de
feated nags do? Do they hsio Bonnie
B. and I-ester D. back home and quit
the game? They do not. They shoot
Bonnie and Ix-ster over to the next
race town, entering them with just as
much enhusinvm and hope as they 1
would hod they always pulled first '
money.
Dul you ever see the owner of a
horse, its driver, or even the black
boy who rubs it down, pull a long
face? Just in order to save time we
will answer that question for you; !
you did not! They may beat their
wives and sour the milk in private, i
but they are always cheerful befote !
the crowd.
Now of course you nre expedite j
us to say that life is a race and also j
lo a lot of other moralizing Mlong (
the same line. Well, we ure going
to fool you. We wiil say this, how
ever, that we nre going to work in
laugh at every opportunity and if
the opportunity doesn't bob up. we'll
try and joggle the bob. Chas. Km-merjek.
Henri;-
Redell, J. ('
Rlle.y Wilson. Alfred
l adles: Mrs. Ethel Brown, rs.
5 -arimuu.. .Mra.eaMary JohnHofP.
Mrs .Marnoret Taft, Mrs. M. M
Kratt. Mrs. A. I'ateraoi
The above letters will be Bent lo
the dad letter oMI' if undeliver
ed by May Gth.
In rolling for Hie above pleaae
say "advertised" gleing date 01 list.
, K." E. IirtAGti, Posmjastor.
Among,! the Wonder Soft Drink
This Vear.
ire cream combinations thnb will
lead amongst the wonder soda drinks
this year. Something new every day.
Sundaes, specialties, an immediate
favorite. 'All the old popular drinks
but improved in quality. Well crush-
fjHlnee Confectionery Co .(
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. STRAWBfcRWES ,
Fei strawberry sunrfiJai .5 I'X
stravMierries and cream served to you
at ouf fountain, Saturduy and 1111
duj. We hope" to Kk;e strawberries
regularly in the future. Please ob
serve our fountain preparations. Al
ways the very best. Quickly ser?d
by competent soda water men at
FAMILY DRUG STORE
lA GpANOC.OPCGON
Wo sure will.
One nf those days ami be fore many
iuys wo will look upon those pri'senl
lnya and wonder how and why we al
lowed ourselves to ting and droop a..
some of us are now doing.
Then too, there is that little !nw i f
suggestion which must always ho
reckoned with.
Sedf-Explanatcry.
Strange manuscript found by a
Wichita tutu'iier un her dekk: "t leu no
txcuse Jennie. She was sick aud tiaJ
to stay home to do the washing aud
Ironing." Wichita Beacon.
America Imports almost twice as
many nuts as it produces.
I.A (JFANDE I.ODC.H NO. -13.1
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Old Time
DANCE
Monday Night
I.intlsay's Oiclicstrn
Ilcfi't'Shmenls
Social Committee
upward, V.xrr tlnnanl
They inay oali tue Imioe liretrie
As much as they will
Hut the pesky home brewers .
Will keep brewliiK Mill.
which Doc. replied: "Vou do'i find iT, Hll)t pi(;ts ,VPry dy
Kl.iss nowiiiR 011 a rn.-e-nu.-n. A, ,.,,, ,,,,, ,, ,,, l( ll(pt,
Of pennunt chances and new hope.
Of uiuuaKers and trainlni; camps.
Of noun now shining tip tneir
lamps.
Of slubmen fettliu Into fnim.
Of .tars who'll taka the fans by
slnrnl
Hoy, IIi.iir Out Hie s. y. It. sign ; why, 11 .ill be no time at all
A mysterious sirannei, who wore : nef.ue we bejr tba cray: "Pay
areen gottkles and a pluk necktie.! Hall!"
called al Iht. sanctuivt eaily toduy ' .
and Inforiueil us that lily l'l ll.v llnn'i lie Too Skeptical
;il Wabash, lad. And It. I.. J Vaiy Twain once said "don't cei
bus .llsco.ereit that the ltev. J. more out of in experience than
lirover Forward Is an Indianapolis there la .n It," Kor example.
clertryinan. w ill sit on a hot stove t-once
1 i and bavins; sat on a hot stove once.
Freddie Weh.li. former llfbi
weight . chnmpion, .ays he N.
ihiiHi':h with the llpl.i caine. Ilui
will foieter rifuse to sit on a cold
Move.
THREE SPECIAL
PIANO BARGAINS
Jess .Wllllar.l e.Mii. lo b tllll:
10 keep II a terre!. , 1
4fa a (treat paragraph that d.ea
n't rt of fail away n the tlilrd
r.dla. .
HeM Itemed lo
I'or cold feel Keep, moving.
l'r .-nukeljli.'-Let It alone.
aiulng Thl 011 tnar 'ollect. '
".'ollivtlotm can't ba ary pixxl."
"What' makes you thlnt oJ"
"I not I rut you rubber tanipM
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a PortltiniI''P'g nit-' !iH rNingr uhoiitftRt.Hi's.
c uthct uUWc of Rirtlim.4' tloiii? tlie same thint.
There
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teaa m.a-Aa H.ai'l TViai A-!
Slf li'iiioilea ef eme-bellnm my last bill alee remit." Tlsere
das it recjlled yesiar.Ur alurn uhim he a lot of slow peeing fed-
njilry luach .'oiiuiefiai.ti hll. ),, n four b.i.,ks If u'va had I
"ie njana: iw. n """..io a.ta a rubber aiamf aiaoa
.till et lie follosilllg Vasalp !." ' e '
Ere lonn'owe'll route eale - - i,
To n .fllinn iiberiy cahbe ,'mii. ; , Caaaa aa4 Kct
. IVOPEJI crsT ' H,1W jn these urouthaa ge
a-Hre.-f" " I
Kor ..beer enterprise, liiitf eutn . "Muny of them weiaj.goi isrouches
pohia with pride1 to ttiat -Kans , Bnlll xtk aiJ
Uinderiaker ni was .a :n.0 1 1 - . B . m t
,.,la . - k. 1 h ys..rii;,n
11IWR e(?A'" I 'VMi'lt i,enr 1.
a, - 1 talis isiKr :iv ia works. -ster.ta'
Jul bear In mlint. y driwpeia. that iorwhifi-a alurtril for our 081.-
The ConOty C Itll Will eaVcraiK n every lla.VteilAjtutii.ft) nn-Hr law t eompenfjon. the la of feeing fine; tW world looked wd
0 Otil tl JW roml in roinplite(l. .,ctii.'the law of "adj.fitment call to us. "AgfrlenJ came n,; and at.d
it anhiiig -vou please, no. 1: mi' awiwining was noise i.r.'
take risht O.hwI care of u ff we onlyjwowa. We juiew belter, hut p.r
Iglva it a fair.jhA thafal it a slice aff J. optlm
Get the thrift huhitit'i aiy lio,
THESE THREE PIANOS HAVE I1KEN PARTIALLY PAID FOU
AM) WE ARE OFFERING THESE PIANOS AT THE SMALL
AMOUNT WE STILL HAVE IN THEM. THESE ARE I5ARGAINS SEL
DOM FOUND AND ANYONE WISHING A PIANO SHOULD CM.T,
AT ONCE AND P.ENEITT P.Y CONDITIONS WHICH PERMIT I S
TO MAKE THIS OFFER.
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