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o PAGE FOUR LA GaANDB KOEI-'iW; affSriitYKft" MONDAY, MAKCIt 2S. 1921 a e W- 0fFICE.tXr. CANE bCffi MR.VlLSON 1 e . Sr?i E IS RYAN0LEG4TEE oo " I o - 0 iiy junteb WILL TIIKV UNDERSTAND NOW? C be Observer " ' 1 " AN INDWRNUKNT fEWSr?kPKR ' iSjbll--Jid Dally and Weekly Grande, Oregon, by La Grand Evening Obnrvar 1'ubllahing Coirinn?. tn'ared at the Poatoft t L Grande,,Orei-on, at Stccnd Claaa Mall MatUr Addreiw all Communleatli tw . ." ., V . THK (HWKltVKU, 1418 Adams Ave?., La lirmrJh, ()rn. C1TY.AND COUNT? "o'aFICIAL PAPER (in ala In Olbr Citiea Oregon Hotel Newa Stend, Portland; Imperial Newi' a'',j. Portland; Multnomah Hotel News. Slum). Portland. ' 8VBSCRIITION RATES ' . . j Br Vtuxiet 1 Dallr. f' mnnlh.-i 76c 1-iatly, per ilx months In advance M-50! Daily, Ihrea inontka -.$2,26 Daily, eini(li copy ..-i (e; f Hy Mall . . , I Ball, per year In advance $".00 Ii'y. three mon'-hi in advanc....l.5l) fndlv. kit montha in-advance . ..$3.00 Daily, per month . . 0(7 fywiil Olmorver-Star, by mail, per year in advanca .. $L60l. . . . - ' "n, It pays to be frond lookinjr now ' ' MEMBER OF A8H0CIATRD PRF3S I ailays, The Associated itchs gxnmirti rnnui-i, w unw lur jjuuucntiun i j i imi inm is true 18 annwn In many all ntwt ilisiiaU'nua cri'iiiiiMi iu ii . i.ui. "i.ic. rv in...i.u i jnwr, nu ways also Ihe local news published therein. All ngU-a of re-publication of apecicl if ynu're pretty you soon learn dianatrhes hero are also aescrved. ; ; Tht the ml,n.fik(1 for .. v,.rn Oh, it pays to bp (rood looking now udnys, ; 0t Sure, it pays to be frond looking now nduys. Von Kft n chnnre to trend the mazy ways No, it is no (Trent disgrace, To live on the outside of your face. ITut it puys to be good looking nowa days. Vt", it pays to be good looking now adays, You can put things over on a lot of Jays- You can kill n mnn or two, ' And the jury lets yon thru. j Yes, it pays to be good looking nowadays. Still, It pays to be good looking now inlays, : Tis bnuuty speaks' and mankind who obeys- -If n man you wish to win, Call the beauty doctors in, Pin" it pays to be good looking now adays. Job ITnd a Cinch. Job, the Good Hopk tells us, had A million noils or so; Rut Job was fortunate, egad He really didn't know Just what it is to suffer; (lis lot was soft sublime, To that of tha colyum duffer , Who must write u daily rhyme. Bring It Willi You. (Sign lamped in a I,a Uriihde Cafe.) BUST PLACE IN TOWN TO TAKE YOUR DINNER. " Gonoral Pershinjr offered the Hun agitator and the European proimgamliHt a jfenlle reminder when lie apokri to tlie large gHth erinjc of the American Legion in New York, his subject dealing with recent public meetings held in the metropolis by foreigners, whose purpose it is said is to spread (..ennan and other propa ganda. The general talked like a warrior. His speech sounded like one of Grant's. And what he said went nVaight to the heart of things,, for good military men are not nainby they either do things or they do not and Pershing is of that type. Will the fool foreigners in this country understand once and for all that they had as well cut out the hyphens forever, stop their onslaught on public sentiment for any of their tribes across the sea and settle down to being Americans? With such things happening as has happened in New York recently among foreigner agitators, where now stands' the Amer ican man or woman who sincerely thinks we should disarm and have no military. Let's have an army and n navy, else we will soon see how bold the foreign element will grow and this will not be America for Americans, but it will be a Ioityring pla.'"for the scum of Kllropo.,','' ' Turn the matter over to Pershing and the Legion and see how (iiick the rats will run out of their holes. PLENTY OF HOYS TO FILL THK JO US.. 't a f rj UP l 2 ' ki JF It's great sport now for the political writers on tho metropol itan newspapers of Oregon, for there never is a day so dull in news but what a good story of political office-seekers can be drawn from the fireless cooked and served to the readers. I!i V t that there is a long list of candidates, and strange as it may seem Oregon has Republicans who want postoffices and I'Very other office up to and including minister to. China. It shows this state lias mi eminently qualified lot of men who vote the ticket straight every year, for surely no one but a straight party man would have the temerity to seeTi aii appoin tive office under a Republican president. . t Quite probably this party loyalty will be more of a (nullifica tion for apopintmenl this year than for sonic time, past, as the Harding administration from cabinet positions to janitors are parly men. He camo from Ohio, where they still have parly politics and naturally he thinks along party lines. This may be alittle awkward for some Orogonians who have been used to "voting for the man, and supporting Oorge because lie was a good fellow," When the acid test is applied to some of these men they may falter and fall back.. Probably .it would .be just as well for them never to try for npopinlmcnt if they cannot produce a clean slate and party record. TlieVuckers' strike is off for n while at least. That parachute leaper who dropped nearly five miles knows about how these paper millionaires felt when lliey awoke to true conditions. Two Frenchmen are going to fight a duel over the question of whether or not Uncle Sam paid an old debt in Revolutionary war days. Those Frenchman had better save their energy and abil ity as fighters to guard the borders and enforce settlement with Germany. Pitiless publicity is boing m corded the Stilhnans, even though they are worth millions of dollars. And yet there are those who think the press of America cim be bought. As the dinkey said, "A chicken am de mos' usefullest animule ilero am. Yo' can eat him befoah he am bohn aftah he am dead.'' "Florida has 54.005 farm," Rays n home-seekers' pamphlet the number under water Is not given. 1 There would be no trouble hero in T.n Grande about observing the rule of "Ladies First" if we hud street nrs to get onto and the skirts were tight. Aw, f.wan! Why does an invisible stocking at tract more attention than one that can lie seen? My, it seems like nn age since we .'iicounlored William Jennings Bry in'r. mime in the news. Have vou ever noticed how n fellow growls when he fills up his car with gasoline and oil to take his sister out I .r a rhin, but how he does that snn'O little thing with n broad mnile when he's going to take out somebody else's sister? In tho New York telephone book in prominent type, you read: "1 wnnt on amlmlance! "I want a policeman! ; (; J "I want to report. a fire?" : .'. ' Such is life lh New York, r i Now Arc HOI SK-RAISING I1K.LS. willr.flt'd. Yet II Is mi eminently an, I friendly iliiiif to do In a pci'lori of slack fin ployiiu nt . 11 mil onty M-tH bouses built a niont ilcNliubh urtucvi-iili'lll 111 luolf Inn It kt'.i'ps uih.M who Mlo worker fritni mis. "i-mvo worry, iiiul II rn jiirlt of iH'ltiborliness A news linn from Waxiihiulib', Te.v.. tells of nil Interesting co-op. -rn-tle moveiu.'h! on the tuitt of i.iem bei'H of the local bllililitlt;. trades HlllldlnK Iihs been alack there, up In, chief or.i many other loeulliles. In spite of the! news the need for ' more homes. Workmen wMi'h h.is been nt-owlng soutcwtuit lnite had little lo do mid few'i uyini; I'-cMt. from lack of use. jobs. They have tlleri'foie culled j - o -T- fnr the purpose hf h-l nn each nth. I to imlld homes of their own. !' ., , f " Oold In Treea. Itv their ananceln.-Hl. any ,:....., , . lor ur oilier biiiliter ' w ho cm pa chase 8 homo site utul the lien ssai That We've Cot It, What We Connn Oil W ith It 7. After woeka und months of waiting Our garage Is done at last! Hut it cost more than we thought it Would by far; would by far; It's ns picturesque on any, Hut It cost a nrettv penny And to build the thing we hnd trt sell our cnr. The' Obst nclc. ,qhe"While I appreciate the ho" of your proposal of marriage, cir- ciunslances beyond my control com pel me to decline.' Whnl lire inose circunisuioc- , IteiiroKonlative 1.. v. I'nrrMi of Toxas, in front of the White House no s a walkiiijr stlel; of nht brown with n gold head which hu recently presented to President Wilson on he half of .Hik Democrats of wi,i0 coun ty, Texas. The stick was made of wood, cut from the heart of a ns d'Are tree, planted In Texas in 187(1 The head lienrs llu Inscription, "p,-,.-sented by the Demoernts of Wise County. Texas, as nn Indorsement of lour ftialnl on the Pons." 1-eiignc of Na- . .; . Individuality. A philosopher once .saiil : "T10 mnn of spirit rebels agiilnst Ibis llniy(.rsa atteniiu of society to nmke all men look and not hlffr'e. Wlkl nnlniiils are alike, and Willi them there Is no ,lm. gresslon. y,,ii hitniot. (ell one wild pigeon from another, and Ip Jaekrah bits ' all personality completely Ironed nut. ,Thia Is what society Is constanlly tryln,,' to ,o for her mem. Sllss Dorothy I,. Whlteford of New i oi k. formerly of the "lloval Vaga bond" chorus, to whom Joseph J. an.- son or 'I Imams Fortune Itvnn. heiilealhed Ms residuary estnte. cut- ling off his wife with SltiO. Misa i'hlli'fonl's share of the estate Is es- I '.lulled at between ' 800,000 ani O.ntio. hers make th in revert to a type.' OLD MILL AS DWELLING B?l" rf 4'f?l 'Mil I k, 4. K jvJK- 5 ZiA.i.i.it-'? In Hereford. f-,n;liiiiil. iitands this old M'liulmMl whleli lias been convert ed Into n dwelling. The removal of the sails lin detracted from Its uualiit appenriinee, hut It "makes "n coml'urt ablo home. toiiteilul.- run have the work of evee tloti done wtttio.ul any labor cent, He niniliiy niiaoiiai-es lo his ft llow workers thai he Is ready to liae his bol'e built and tin y proceed lo lo !p him build It. This reminds one of the telsln boos of pioneer !,iy In ihl. connlj, when lmi'so or biiin was Imili Id a day or two ) a lionle nf non,l Ilelllllo. while the locl,mu leiam furnished .lively tunes and u n, ,1,1V meal was set fgnii by the womei ' vhose inei folk or doini; th building. . - The i'il!(ilhiihle iliapath rernrj that otn i rai Rood housnji .have nt rea-?y bei n rontpleted. The iliffleiilly which appears m ,fji-,, ( Fihmro Is thal (n iminime.itiite there would be such n his demaiSi for bonnes (hat a system ndrawinr lots would have In be Imolfutcd'i keep every , uiiKpectivo liouoj ownw tis-n made by tskln; lli wood ot certain trees, tmrnint ie ashes and asaayim w j, ,ns been fmintl it,at it,, ,5,PS ( ,im,wt U'C hned truces of i:eli. The Imrder the wood, the mere gold .there was. A-he, f t, l.laek lion wood eiiliiincd from four t t, shllllnss' worth o t,ild per ,, Tha ,,,,, tends lo collect In the trunk near .(ha wots,. and the quantity attrnlly dc cuiii neon the aurirrruua iMtura f 1 mil In. which ' tlie trx.w ro .Vronfo Tetetfiitin. ' Horta'a aAtan liMftlftlva. The rvawi pint a hori. layalijut Ma earn when angero! Imrka tiack to ,lhe daya,vf the wiltf horse. when tliilua between wild alallbHH were 1-verjda.v af)ilr wiioi, enmnted In a li:ln the horses natural Insiluct wa o iruteetli1a mint aenslllve itritao? ear.(ro('9the cruet twth ot hla W'o.m.j. ,,, enePln view b 'dd lay thmi well feck ,,oJ Ula leek, vut of barui'a way. a 0 Ile-She- -"Vours. Then and Now. Indiana sold Manhattan Island for a keg" of whiskey. Oitinens want to trade It buck. When You're Right You Can Afford to keep your tempers wnen you re wrong ynu can't afford to lose it. Meat Hoaitful tf Morula. Soma of the praudest men we Imv aver kuewn were those who. took a eald Will every narnief. Next to the mra who ran,' In tlva mlautea, ahare himself fcettar than a barber can da It, tha who litti a .eo'.d balk avary tmwnlng la the peaceck' ef tha human re. riilladelphfa l'ldl Ledger." ' athr "and b Plamihd alalers don't like to pa. ai eplulon 00 nan hen tlie day la ilanui. It la a fail that weaiber has K.itreat ojfTect on proton atones." ?mray weainer win anon ree app- anee fcy Jiua tui lurfMt. lurhy weather will apoll ree ap(M-ar. ace of a Afmoad buT a rea.ll)' nasly. tar day will make tvQ iae turtst Knew Kim Well. Itedd Has I, lack done any deep sen (IshhiK? (ireene--l doii;t really know.' Tlut 1 du know- he's done a lot of deep 'sen lying. Voii!er.y Statesman. . , : Have you reserved your sent at fiU verthorn's for. the University or Ore gon girls' (ile'e Club concert lomor mw evening at the high school, lit 8:,'lfl p. 111. 3-28-lt. 1: t.0 Ilia' I Cou! Mirrora That Do Not Reflect. Tlie ieplt of llunctiurlft are ex tntvnuitly fond of mirrors. I.arj;? I.v tlicy itre used for ornamental pur poses, licing ko udonted with llowetn. jlrds; und cvtH lund&ivpt'S pninfed on lht.m to Ik jinictlcfilly unserviceable &b luoklnu L'iusL's. The eiyarette ctises mid (mrbtrs (iirrU-d hy tho young men ff tlie woll-to-do class usually contain anmll mliTor-s, of which Oiclr owners tnolto constant us us do young wom en In our o.vn country of glasses In ainlly boxt-a. Inventor of the Zeppelin. -Count KiM-iilnai.d von Zeppelin, Ger man Invenlot, one i)f the foremost aer onauts of the world at tho beginning of the Tvenlh.h century, died In 31)17. While ninny of the -xpecintt'ons of the ZepeHn were ru.'tiied, It was appar ent late In 1010 th.it the smaller, fleet er aircraft of the monoplane und bi plane type weie better adapted to al most all kinds uf warfare, and the utfed Inventni died In the knowledge that successful cenquott with his In vention was impossible. Imagination Needs Tight Rein. Without Inintflnatlon you would be like a stove without a tire. But do not let the tire got the better of yon. Imagination Is like lire; It is a bless ing, If controlled, but a curse, if un controlled. 1 ftiMirifmiifl mf ' 0 JUST ARRIVED?- . . New Black Kid Pumps ARMSTRONG MAKE. Exaetly as Illustrated here; this , Pump la of fine blaek kid, llcht ' : tirrn aole .and .hiKh I.ouis heel. A very dressy shoe, of the famous . ARMSTRONG iiiako. This ahoe arrived Saturday noon and ninny who have been waiting for them, saw our window displays Sal unlay night henee, many sizes have been seleeted. If ynu are hard tu fit, eome early. ' PitiCTC io'oo. Sewing Week! ; After Easter comes sewing week and a week in which our greatest attention is turned to our dress goods department. Notice our displays this week our windows and interior displays. Stocks are com plete with so many new materials for the marking of pretty summer frocks, blouses, skirts, etc, Visit this department this week learn about the new materials. Lota of 'Em. English scientists are trying to de velop a walking flsh, says an exchange, shucks! the world Is full of 'em enly they live on land. Detroit Free Press. Have you reserved your seat at Sil- verthorn's for the University of Ore gon Oirls Glee Club concert tomor row evening nt the high school, at 8:30 p. nt. 3-28-lt. We have the very camera you need so much a camera that takes good pictures all the time. . If you need to know all about a camera stop in and let us show you and tell yon all about it. And let us do your develonini! and printing, and if you have a fine picture worth developing, we want to 'do that for you, and color it also. A good camera from Sg.iiO, $4.50, $7.50, $10.00, $12.50, $15.00, and on up as high ns you care to go, at - FAMILY DRUG STORE i GRANDt.OHCGON. 3-20 -tf You read of the highest class ennrlv made and sold, but seldom you can buy as fine and pure candy as we can sell you. It: is always fresh; the same grade or quality of candy we have in boxes, or in any small quan tity you wish to buy. We simply do not make any poor candy, but the best candy and the best price on can dy is the candy we sell you every time at Al Cain's ", ; ; . Palace Confectionery Co. 3-2l!-tf Diag T!ru the Oay'sWork" is tho coinukunt of many a womnn In tlie household, office or factory. Aftersuffei'mtj pr I n , fueling m-rvou.3.dizzy. weak anil th ssRi'd-down bv weaknesSv'i of her sox with eyes tuinkon, black circles and Iiile cheeks such a woman a quickly re stored to health by the Favorite Pre scription of Dr. -reel Chanired, tixi, m k-,kB, for teil tnkmg Ur. Pu ree's Favorite Ves-Vmtion tho skirt hero in eg clVu the eyes brighter. tKo elutksVumn. It. is purely vejrpfctble nUV.fttaiai no alcohol. IhruBirists. f-U H In txblettt or Ikiuid, or m nd Doctor Pierc.-, t Invalids' Hut. l in- liuffalo, N Y.. 10 ciiits for tiiul pcka'. li;.iiP!V:;, Ctxir. 'Dr. Pieir'e't Fvuritc .I'rc.vriptioo 1s perfectly underbill. 'I cwrvthinit to. tfiis i!uUi'it' IVieti I p;aina te.ru rtiM'lie .V' I attlVred eviy. iiintr. i'mu'tv, I lit-.U-d titia t'r. Pioref'.-i Favorite Prescription. 1 1 sjj, (,;..(: the heuiiSjlies. ifl,pain antf'tiie hentnrrhnMi'd. 1 never li-,l any.i.re truui,iIt ?iUlr i Krea." - R. B. lUlOO, Ul 1'ei Murium !Stri't. sir re 'ti tit VJ Farm Implements INTKUXAT10NAL HARVESTEU COMPANY I.INE PLOWS HAHROWS CULTIVATORS, walking and ritling -MANURE SPREADERS L.ND ROLLERS . ' (TORS n Mccormick haying and harvest- . ING MACHINES. ti TTf A r'G ,iN 1 VJ DEER Got Prices Here Before Buying. -1 1I fi Adam Avenue . l a Cmnde, Oregon Floyd McKennon an ea'.ei.;i: O e e e o o 9 A- e 7 . O o - I vr
