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About La Grande evening observer. (La Grande, Or.) 1904-1959 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 10, 1921)
.MONDAY. J.WT T:Y m lf2i E3 GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER PXGE-FIVIC 4 5i Clancy Kid .y). 4 . 1 ' ? C W lVow'u Hrve ro mere THE MdDEL GUEST "1VT Y ")t's,Jf J"1" 'a coming irl lo spend a week'emouneed the landlady, "and I can't guy I'm over Joyed. He's the most unsatisfactory visitor I ever sow. You can hardly get a word out of blm. He Uu't a bit like his brother Jeremiah, who Is full of fun. and the host vonipuny luwi;liiuble. "Your remarks show how little true greatness Is appreciated In a moral family bourdlag house, liere "ie u "asies ure collected In advance," ob served the star boarder. "In my opinion, James Is If 1 had iuy own SB- Words of Cheer By PERCY L. CROSBY Ulij rttckt.by the McClvrc Nwt9ipr Srid.nir mm NOTICE OF STOrRHOI.DKRS NL'AL MliKTl.S'fi. . AX 1 A bout Our School Supplies We have thm ull, the most com pletc stock of Tablets in Enjtern Ore Kon. We linve, ready to sell you, an extra-fine Rtock of Typewriting Pa per. All .kinds of Ink, Mueila(ro. ' Tai;or.mn.ll-.sulls $10.00 to $20.00 Thumb Tack," Loose U-nf Paper and ; reduction for 30 days. Covers. Also drawing paper. Drop 1-6-tit TI1K TOGGERY. I.EftKS, (men, women) over 17, for Postal Mail Service. $130 month. Examinations January. Experience unnecessary. For free partii'ularRsvi-iVt It- Terry, (form er Civil S-lcrvice "Examiner) (12o Continental lildi;., Washington, D. C. 1-8-21 1- in at our store, please. FAMILY DPUO" STORE LA SRANDCiORCQON. WANTED Man with team ornuto to handle McConnon Products di rect to consumer in this county. For particulate address McConnon- & ..ompany, mnoigi, Minnesota. :ueii-0, blUIl nun p.ipci. W 1 u.v WANTED Nurse wanls confine ment raises at her homit. Reason- 1...P,.,..,. 11U V A,- l-4-6tp " T HEMSTITCHING AND r lCOT EDGE i. J. o o BUTTONS COVERED. I.J. Half Ball, Full Ball, Acorn and.. Bullet Acorn ajyles. "Wall oederai.j. lven prompt attention. All worku;.' guaranteed. Orders taken jor pleat .j. fine. Sirs. I j. a. NUKru.l, 006 Adams Ave. o Bed 711 First Block West of Poatofflce si , B EMSTFTCHING AND PICCW EDGE by Mrs. J. F. O'Conneli, 1104 0 ave nue, or leave order av Campbell Sis ters, Ladiei' Furnishingii, t30B Ad orns tiftm. , FOIf SALE OR TKADE FOR SALE A few nice Delicious ap. -pies left.; OrJerabi-ly. Phone Geo. : Chapman, May Park, "Ia Grande, Oregon, e 12-9-2Ctp - te mode visitor. ' Household, with a charming bride to . pour the Imitation coffee, and a vine and fljjtree in u Jardiniere, I'd send u special delivery letter to James, ask ing him tu come and stay for ten years or Oiore. "There's something restful and soothing about that gifted man. He never bothers anybody. No one has to waste precious moments entertain ing him. It lsn'P necessary to discuss the weather predictions, or dig up a hit of statistics about the crops, in order to make James haviea good time. - You don't have to show him the old plush photograph nlhuui, and describe - the ancestry of the melancholy f-flijjles vftiose pictures appear theTeln. Near- ' 1? all visitors are bores, my rfear Mrs. Jiggers, because tney have to he en tertained. Somebody Jjas to sit up vlth them and thrash out last year's gossip. They have no Initiative ot referendum. They have So resources of their own. In order to have a pleas ant visit, they need help. "Your cousin James is a man after my own heart. I remember his last visit quite well. Became in file eve ning, and after supper he took a chgir on the porgh Knowing he was a ptiest, I felt It my duty toentertaln him In the conventional way. I drugged my chair cfese up to his and remarked that it was a pleasant eve ningbnt the presence of a cloud bank I the nornvest almost convinced me , that there would be rain within twelve rfburs, in which case, I proceeded, tfcyre (jyould he much Jubilation among the honest old farmers, whose crops were suffering for nfolsture. ; "James listened to rSy remarks and then'looke at me. in a sad, ajeprdch f91 'way, as plough be thought It a shameful thing that Imbeciles should be at large, and then be look Ms chair to theiislte end of the porch wlth- sout having said a word. Iiust con fess that I elt like a counterfeit kopeck far a few 'minutes, but the more I considered the matter, mare I admired riUid respected retDarknh& man. 'He used to go downtown every nioinlng9nnd buy a paper hacked novel, ifc a fiction mnsgzine, nn8 then he'd read It all day, and when he was doffe with his literature he left It where the hoarders could get It I didn'P hear him say ten words during hlsislt, yet-you say, Mrs. Jiggers, that he is an unsatisfactory Ruest. Elderly landladies, whose Intellects have been warped bjj long years of parsimony, are hard to please. "Jeremiah, whom you dcsrrlh as oily and agreeable, should be sup pressed. He has collected ull the old checfey stories ter manufactured,' am! Insists upon telling them. He baa n'itoi-rlhle habit of making puns, and cotisIers hliDself a humorist, lip cause of II. You couldn't bribe him to Kit down wl(h a hook or nnnzlue and nelinve hlini9f. 0lle has to be enter Ruined every minute of his Mint nndj the only way you can entertain him is bv letting him do the entertaining. "He Is a genial old freak who thinks he Is a privileged charncter0and every body's pet. T9c last tlie he was here lie went Into nw sumpt'icss apart- ment and used my raior to shave theL souflieast quarter secion ui rountennif?e. His whiskers are full of barbed wire, and the razor wasi ruined. When I spoke to him about it he thought It funny. Yet you refer tfcsm-h a man as ay. agreeable vlsl-jp0n RENT Room 1511 Adams Ave. tor. Notice is' hereby given that the an nual meeting of the stockhoMo'-s of the La Grande National Bank will be 'held at their banking &ciae in La Grande, Oregon, on Tuesday, January 'llth, at to Yiour of ten o'clock a. m. At . . : . . i , j ia j , will be elected to serve for the ensu- ing year and such other businesa Trill be transacted as may properly come beforj the said meeting. F. L. MEYERS, Cashier. . 12-9-30t. J Jfa a , J PHONE YOUH COMPLAINT Any subscriber on our reg ular carrier routes, who has, rt received his paper by 8:00 p. m. may call Western Un hot and have a paper deliver ed at once. Complaints re ceived by the Western Union between the hours of 8 and 0 wilt he attended to the same night; tfcmplalnts afteV 9:00' p. m. will be taken care o the0 first thing the following morning. Before you phone in your complaint, be sure that the paper has dot arriv ed. e 12-9-tf . .f. .J. -.J. .J. .J. .J. . i- 7 FOR KENT the tbut U-'(Bl RENT A cheerful, sunny fjont i I i r -1 I., itia iieuii'UiM Mil i-iu .nail jiii. Fourth St. 1-8-tf OR RENT Three-room bungaffiwoj furnished. 1217 W Ave. rhone Reu r ' -i .i-8-tr. 8M1- FOR REN? Steam-heated rooms. Inquire 1007 Sixth St. Phone Black 2211. 1-8-tf "OR RENT One Heat, light, bnlj. er waiite'J. See Confectionery. - 15 good, big room, Permanerat rent- Al Cair Palace I-'OIJ, RENT Two unfurnished rooms for housekeeping. Downstairs. 120i N Ave. . 1-feltp FOR In. 14t R1-:NT Modern bojlse, clos Call J. I.. C-lviltirss, Red 1?. . ' ' ." 1-7-31 FOR HENTl-Koom- for light ehouscj, keeping 1512 Adnigs Phone Bl '.ck 31. . 1-5-if. FOR REjft" Two light housekeeping rooms. Call Doi'land Hotel. 1-4-tf f blush for you. Mm. Jiggers." In Moderation. 0 , "Would you advise a candidate to stay on his front jwrch?" "Yes." answered Senator Sorghum ; "but on'ijf part of'the time? Just long enough to tnke rare of hla vtce and get together a bix"! bunch of speecW'f for deliery on tour." o fine So Jut lt. e "I thongh! yon said yoa had ending to yonr anlomoblle trip. d had." "Your ehsti"ur told me yo were arrested for speeding." "Well, weiln't you call a wlnrtup In the po lice courtoa fine ending?" WeiflMed With I Watch. The wat of Charles V. which wa one or the e5rliet of!hee tlme-plecea. weighed tJi-nty-aeven pounds. It waa a t?l deal like dock of othe preacnt day. , gr ANOoTfMNG. 3. W. Kellogg Expert piano tuning) and repairing. Cleaning is as impor tant in the care of your piano aa rood tuning. 1 do both. Give me triaL Residency phone Biack 3171 COR 'RIvN'T Eight-room tffoden? un furnished house.e H. C. Iaw-yer, Daflant! Hot. 12-3I-tf. a FOR -RENT--Modern furnished morn. Phone Blatk 3902? , 12 90-tf Phone Black .1902. 12-30-tf FOR f.ENT Rooms for gentlemen. 1510 Adams Ave., Thoite Red 671. 12-24-tf. ' . "La Canaille?' is .the hijrliest perfeetioji of tle front lace ecorset, insuring beautiful front 'figure lines as weH ns the graceful back. "Lq, CarailleV Corsets are made in so many different models' that every type of figure, may be perfectly fitted, whether tall, short, 'phnnpj.cslcnde'r or un evenly proportioned. A complete lino al- ways on hand. lrs. Robt. Pattison ConetieB 1D12 Fourth Street Phone Black f?l t t Always Be Sure 0 . of the Number o o When you trust to an old card or letter head you- are apt to call u nunvher that has been changed. o And, when you Odo call a "wrong number" you cause inconvenience and delay for yourself and for the party wlwun you call in error. Make' it a practice to consult the Telephone Directory first. 0 . Home Independent " Telephone Co. Essence of Wisdom t Jlr. Farmer you should plant Wheat only what can tin taken care of with regular Ivojp. You should cut your overhead expense to the minimum and it the same time raise the. maximum number ot bushels, because It la nothing in your pocket if Wheat is 15.00 . por bushel uuu lou. uve ouuo to kh, WALLOWA MILLING & GRAIN CO&MPANY Warehouse: Island Cll, Oret,on Ehone Main 12 0 0 W. H. TAliBOTT, Rss. Mgr. Union County Residence Phvuo Red 3611 Qrice; New Foley Uldg. Thone Main 12S IF YOU HAVE ANYTttl.NO TO HKI.Ij, THADR, FOK m;.JT OR WAM TO KMX ANVTHINO, TRY OlfsimVRU WANTS ADS. IT VAVKl OBMRWlTflflSGETRE TrE Reason for our Substantial Growth is.our Substantial Service o "J-I ISift. 8AFE.DEPfi8IT J I o a t3 .- ' t " 3 v u ft U g--. i', q A WISE MAN'6 RES0LUTION Wlll'lRIOAS: Tii(ed ;v iif..- plaT-e Tor . my money tlinn in my pocket, my home or office, niij sonic practical system to help me keep t;il& on where it goes; and 0 WHITMAN: the Uni'ted SUftes Na . atiolial Bank is an inxlitu'lioii r, .'.-i- iT'cngnfzcd stability, and gives its patrons the kind of service they want;. o 15 K IT TMOSOLVi:!): tl'ij I will open a ('Iwcjiing Acgoiint with them, tm and secure for mysf'lf.the ailvan jtages of a respoiisilli' banking conueciioji. United States National Bank La Grande, Ore. D. C. BLAKE Medical Doctor? Phy sician and Surgeon Tnibler, Oregon . We Want Ragsl Zertip, tip Clean, Antiseptic . Liquid, Just What You Need. Is Not Greasy o j-K,Kiorry "ut zcma orother healthy skin by using Zemo. Lh lil'l-1 ',"ly ,tirus 8,"re ' 3-rc, or extra Jarge Ixitlle fur $l.uo. i,.!K ,Kt',11(:n!lly removes pimples, .blackheads, blotches, eczema and tmi Votm uml makes the skin clear and ritultny. Zemo is n clean, iienetrutinic. antiseptic kquid, neither sticky nor irreusy untl stains nothinir. It is easily "MP ted and costs a mere trifle for "a"S upphcatton, It is always dependable, - i ni. K. W. HfMe Co.sCtevclt. u k 'vffi Business Proposition yfX without moneyobehind it, i; like a """"w' . "y i o " , . - cw .y m The larger the. bubble fiskt .rf.-:.y"-e a 1tsss 'Si.-' I I I memberJ FEDERAL RESERVE raj JUjrl moment. I- bubble, liable to sooner it will bunt, tiv-; - o rn Your business is in no danger of sharing the fate of the bubble when it is strengthened b? a check account in this bank. WE PAY 'Alt. Ofl TIME DEPOSITS LA OKANDE RATIONAL BANK LA UiANDE , OrE. SOUND'-RELIABLE - PROGRESSIVE LOST. LOST Notr of Ed. lodsjn dated , Nov. 4. 1019 ir SGO.iiO; note of Walter Harmon, dadOct. 20, 1019, for IJOO.flf'a both payable to Edward frozen. fv.ard for. return to;. W. Knurls, ltx AV.ti. Liberty I!ond. li-Stp o o r.OST--C,irl'!i d cap. Turned p; mle, 2 black t:is-ls. Finder please phone Black or, return to 170( Walnut. 1-8-tf o 80 Little Liver Touchers for 32c. I Then cot lew than any ojher first i elm laxative Candy ld. Wc know ' it Ik tfie very bfltft for women and ehilfrn it . ! ro'o M' HAPPY NEW .YEAR VI FAMILY OR Ud STOW 9IAN0K,0)CG0N. Commercial Job idee Bidr. Thone 12-28 tfTrintipe Co. prioting-. Cool M.iin 71. NeWon - J 8 It. Why yoa ihoald piact that monu aient order with th:i utablishment i 1st. The marble or granite will bf of FIRS QUALITY. 2l.d. The design wi Jbe sb xecl Icnt example of thia art. 3rd. The lettAine, etc., will be ItKKPLV cut in order to tdfaet tbc act ons of the elements. The monument Is erected for all the time that's why it should br made and erected, by US. Bl.t'E MOI.NTAfN MARBLE .AND GRANITE WORKS W w o ' Wo h;iv Liken nn TiivPnln-y (if our slock ;ind ?tre now rrady to begin wotf for the Netj' Yeiu1. take jileasnic ii0 Ihanking our pimnK for their 'Ijberni supjiort fluring the past ycarsuul we trust we will merit your continued pafo'oiiage during t lie coining year. How doc this'.s'oiind to the eon wrvative buyer: 0 e oo SUGAR, 100 POUND SACK, $1.25 Butter, 2 pounds ol.03 quart Crisc'o, 1 lb.,... Crisco, 3 lbs.,. Crfeco, 9 Iba. . :...35c $1.0!j lVoolbs.... 0.1bs 53c , $2.05 $3.00 Opposite Fn.ry Ilnld , )tst De'.iverv Service Yoiirs I'or Savhig Money 0 Mazda, pjnt 43c une-nair gallon" Eggs, 1 dozen . r.! Snow Drift, 1 Jb 35c 2 lbs 4 lbs $1.40 8 lbs . Wesson, the Sameo4s Mazol 83c ."...$1.59 49c ' 70c ....$2.65' Klean Kiit ' Kash Phone Main 35 Itii f! rondo, Oregon 0 I'lione Main '.V, Grocery