La Grande evening observer., February 25, 1913, Image 2

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 1913.
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tords Oogra Mouse, Wednesday, February 26
JOE WEBEB (OF WEBES AMD FIELDS) PEESE NTS GEO. V. HOBAJtT'S EN GUSH VEESION OF THE WOBtD'8 BEST MUSICAL C0XIXDT, ..
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YOU LIVE
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BY PAUL HERVE - "' '11 ; ' a KiTT TTv T7 TTI TT TT V
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MUSIC BY JEAN BRIQUET
AKD A REMARKABLE CAST OP COMEDIANS, SIN GERS AND DANCERS
w- "ALMA." "GIRLIES" BOO HOO-HOO," "CHILDHOOD DAYS," SAIL HOME," "BOOGIE BOO," "THE LAND OF
SONG ' H ITS BEAUTIFUL DREAMS," "LOVE ME," "NEVER MORE," "KISS ME, MY LOVE," ETC. y,y
SALE OF SEATS WILL OPEN MONDAY MORNING AT VAN BUREN'S NEWS STORE. MAIL ORDERS RECEIVED NOW. PRICES 60c, 75c, $1.00, $1.50,
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STOP HAIR
FALLING
TO-DAY
It won't coat you a cent to prove
that you can stop falling hair and
prevent baldness, ' for the Newlin
Drug company will supply you with
a bottle of FAJUSIAJf Sage and If you
are not satisfied with the result they
will refund the full purchase price,
The same guarantee applies to dan
druff, splitting half, or scalp itch.'
PARISIAN Sage Is the ' most de
lightful, refreshing and Invigorating
hair dressing In the world. ft pre
serves the natural color of the hair
and Imparts to H a glossy appearance
that all admire.
Large bottle BO cents at dealers
When Yon Are Plan
ning to Build
1 emember that ear sMngles, sasfc
es, doors, fleorlng ad other lum
ber are recognised In this com
rnunlty as thoroughly trustworthy
and hligto grade, and that we do not
'make a practice of ever-charging.
We bought our present stock when
lumber was lower In price.
WEN AH A LUMBER COMPANY
DEFINITIONS
HELL:
Three telephone systems in a town.
PURGATORY:
Two telephone systems.
PARADISE:
One Good Telephone System.
ELBERT HUBBARD
Pd Adv.
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GRANDE RONDE MEAT CO. j
niRFRs nv h&mc RirnN and i ARn i
i everywhere. ,The girl with the An-
Iburn hair on every package.
Be sure it's PARISIAN Sage,
old by Newlln Drug Company.
WELLS COMES
FRIDAY H
LAST LECTURE OX ISLAND OTT
'. COUHSB. ' :.',;
"New Tlews of Rural Life" Theme el
Pendleton Educator. . ..
Island,' Feb. 25. (Special)--The
last lecture on the course arranged
by . the Island high school, will be
given .next Friday evening by Supers
intendent Frank K. Wells of Pendle
ton. Mr. Wells will take as his sub
ject, "New Views of mural' Life." This
Is expected to be a rare traat to
people of Island City interested In
that subject. There will also be mu
sic and readings on the progratr..
Patrons of the school and peopid In
general are Invited to be present.
8gan With Lev Letters.
Samuel ftlchardoon, the first English
novelist, began bis literary career by
acting as scribe for a number of young
women, for whose correspondence
with tbelr sweethearts he frequently
supplied not only the words, but the
sentiments. His' reputation for this
kind of composition led ft ' Arm of
printers to propose that be should pre
pare a "complete letter writer" for the
use of "those wintry readers wno can
not Indite foe themselves.''; Twe er
three of the epistles written for this
purpose suggested a separate- story,
"and thence." In '! Richardson's own
pbrase. "sprang Pamelas " f
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Whistle' Drawings ef Himself.
in "Memories of James Mac Nell
Whistler," by Thomas R, Way, the au
thor says: -
"Ouce I questioned Whistler as to the
authenticity of a black and white por
trait of himRPlf. on brown paper, which
my father bud bought from bim and
afterward fiiucled was by some other
artist The reply wax uiuusiug; it was
to the effort tbnt he wns Tfot in the
habit of rnllcctlnp the works of his con
teiupoi'Hi-leM. hut that at one period of
his life he had made a prentice of draw
lag bis own iortnilt each sight before
going to tied and that doubtless thix
was one such."
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Let Us Protect Your Health
by putting your plumbing in first-cliuus rsuutary con
dition, connecting it to sewer so i trill pass aiX sani
"tary laws."' ' ' ' .
WATER PIPE SLlp let a; pat naners ou pur hag f and
: i make a sled of It. ' '
Licensed Plumbers BAY r IViEiFPl LA GkANOF
ielsis1lae1etos
D. R. FONG
Itoa A thief now in a cell has In
vented a burglar alarm. ' J
ilicks He should hnve Invented
)nicthlii that would have alarmed
hm before he hecauie a thief. New
York Tribune.
Ifi ay c-nuh to be pleaiuuit
Whrr. fate tievnr mnkft us say, "Ouchl"
Hut the man worth while
Is the mnn who can smile
As ne keeps the lid on his Vrouch.
Chicago Record-Herald.
Bacon And he is contented with bis
lot : ' ; ?
Egliert No; there's a ' mortgage on
It Yonkers Statesman, j
Then to a garret's retreat 4'
He qulvkly went with saSer feet.
And, xet'klng In a corner there. V
He lifted forth with tender cars
An object too Rood to be true.
Ah, how the thanks poured from hif
throat. .
For there, almont as Rood as new,
Ha found his last year's overooat!
1 Judas.
To Removs a Broken Screw. .
One ofteu requires to remove a screw
with one aide of the bead broken off
The fnllowliiK Ix a method of drawing
out the broken ac rpw with ease and
without dixfiKuring the work: Place the
acrewdrlvrr acalnst oue aide of the
iicMd. and with a small hlork presa
ttrmly aicatiixt the Kcrewdrlver. at the
anuip time turnliiK the screwdriver and
the block. The screw will come out al
moat us easily as if the bead were in-ta:t
uenetactor.
"Do you kixnv old man. that youua
fellow aavvd tne from absolute bank,
rupti-y last year?"
' "How was thatr
"Be marrifd (he girl I bad been en
gaged to for inonttu." London Tele
graph.
Cautious.
"Is Mrs. Prettyface In mourning for
her husband V
"Onu't say. only now she's in bla-k
for hi m"-Haiti more American.
We carry in stock at all time the finest line of
Meats. Poultry, OystersCured
Meats," Sausages, Pickled Pigs
Feet, Etc.
Adams Street
MAIN 50
PHONES'IB- ma?n
Street
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0PFN5 IIP MRUS. CIK HFIIIIS
ENDS COLDS OR CATARRH IV ONCE
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KEDICI51 CO.
Brancb of Baker City Office
CHINESE HERBS AND
BOOT BEXF.DIES
Our wonderful life giving
herbs will absolutely extirpate
every Impurity from the system.
No drugs, no poison, non-alcoholic.
FREE CONFIDENTIAL
CONSULTATION FBEE
Those living out ot town can
cure themselves at borne with
our herbs. Write to as (or par
ticulars. Office Hours: S to 12 a. at.; 1 to
p. m.
Sundays to 12 a. m.; 1 to
5 p. m.
Telephone Halm 763. -
Offlrej .1418 Adams Avenne
LA GRANDE. OREGON.
oesaamunBKiUit&ui
WHEN YOU WANT GOOD GOODS
ASK'FOR THE
Instantly Relieve. Swollen, Inflamed
Nose, Head, Throat Ton Breathe
Freely Dull Headache Goes Nas
ty Discharge Slops.
Get a small bottle aayway. Just te
try It Apply a little In the nostrils
and instantly your clothed isae and
topped-up air passages er tke head
will open; you will breathe ft wly;
tnllness and headache disappear. By
morning! The catarrh, eold la head
or catarrhal sore thoat will be gene.
Km! such mlsey now! Get tkt ssiatl
bottle of "Bly'i Cream Balm" at aay
drug store. Thai iwsst, fragrant
halm dlaanlveg by the heat of the spa
trlls; penetrates and heals the In
flamed, swollen membrane which
lines the nose, head and ' throat:
clears the afr passages; steps aaat)
discharges and a fooling of cleansing,
soothing relief eossea Immediately.
Dent lay awake tonight straggling
for breath. wlrH head stuffed: nostrils
elosed. kswklag and elewlat Catarrh
or a cold, with 11 reaalag ness. foal
mucous dropping Into the threat and
raw dryaees la Mstreeeiag bet truly
needloas.
Put yesr faith fsst esee ra "Sir"
Cream Bala" aad yeor eeld er ssv
tnr will sarely tleaypear.
Royal Glub Brand
YOU CAN'T BEAT IT
I have some more of the 3 K. Norway Herring and
also some stock fish on hand yet. It is all very fine
rtuff.
THE BOOD THINGS COST NO MORE THAN wKDINiBT
TUIN9 IF IOU KNOW TfHBUB Ml PT.
Stage berg) G r ccery
PHONE MAIN 70
Tt GFTABLIS IN SEASON ALL Til TIKI,