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POULTRY AND GAME Cm cat jraa fancy prleee fa W1KI Pucka ad Hair sjaaa ia iiiim, Writs aa fur . aaffraU kaxUef poultry, park, at. Pearson-Page Co., Portland Machinery boDere. aawwtin. ate. 1 ha J. E. Martm Co.. U lat Ct. farUaad. Sand for black Ut aad prtoM. SAVE MIDDLEMAN'S PROFIT of $100 or more by buying your Piano or Player Piano direct from factory atore. BUIJ ft LANE PIANO COMPANY u m , ' "e,lT rrom ,mPr S Waahingto. St. Portland. Or. jl! 'r f t.hvcm ,M Cash for Country Produce Veal. UHMtt; Pork. lltl: Chirk'na. Urns, 1'Ottt: rounc. i.taiui: Ducks, white, r.wii Tin aad auoa furni.had free, f'herk always l r return aiau. V, rila tuiar for Ire lautwt a Carol prvduca. r. h. .rnni z ra Paid-up Capital tla.M. 441-141 Praat Street Purtlaad. Orarea till BUSINESS COLLEGE WASHINOTON AND TIN TN T POM TLA NO. ORIilON WRITE FOR CATALOG Iht A-aei lAar fie,- 1 cm im a Maod fNieiriew M ) tf I "T Build a 5-Room Wa w ll fumlah tha PLANS, ahlpalltha Bril.DIM; MATF.KIAL nacvsmu-r to mvt a W K A T H K K-P Kl Kl K. IV M K O R T A B L K and Ml)IKRN HOUSE for U t: Oar m-thail b as Lk.iMPI.FTK and to SIMPLE th.t lh-r will ha NoTHINlJ f,y.j to do. KXOKPT PUT IT TlKitTHKH. SoaasyachiMcoukl do it. Evary piaca rnada EXAlTLY to , ready to put in placa. ALL HAKU- A Hammer is the Only Tool You Need. This is not only tha VMST ECONOMICAL way to build a houaa. but tha QflCKEST . WAY. Houaa ran ba raatly to IHVfPY within TEN DAYS fnan rwipt of MATERIAL. Matins thaaa matr.ls in LARGE QUANTITIES. waSAVE IMMENSELY on tha coat of LAhlllt AND MATERIAL. . Wamanuf.-tura EVERYTHING IN THE MTLPrNO LINE. Our larva plant waa BtJILT EOR THA T PURPOSE W-a supply MILL MATERIAL of any kind in Ql'lCK TIME, .uch as DOORS. WINDOW FRAMES. FLOORING, FINISHING MATERIALS. PANELS. BUILT-IN BUFFETS. MEDICINE CABINETS and arary thins la you could tr-an-Jon, 8u lM rREE CATAI.O;l"K of Wildias autarial. TSa craat adyantaaa of huyins fmra tha mill, d tract Is tha MONEY and TIME yoa E AVE, as waU as tha ACCURACY with which your orders ara nliad. NORTHWEST DOOR COMPANY, Portland, Ore. TOBACCO HABIT ayrsjB('k.aLus en-re- aww i r. su .1 nvr aptsokri . vatw aW t(aijtK, siarair. !. rtawwltsaj ia-M Mff. tuoi is l luwaciv ( riauTs(it lanri . m 4 ho o ut t . toBaao) aa W Isajajpvs tal fcUt m Nfitl . tawddm awca. stiua-uwrw mm avtr-soMi o'T-T- t9lm, fa. hafet1 .n sjaiavw irC- mu.UAtor- a-uasvauai la tdtaavi-h. cMstlpttam, beMldak. k, arcmk -av. ia ItTwr. rJ sari mklm. tBr-4 IrH laitloaa, sVaUatawav. orsarp Itisk, 5 TU" h-t.K faiilairs Immg trwabU-. sItrrta. aar lanrtttyts mvwtfMi. u. .'iKt .o of K'sav Dll ' N 3 X-w tad V1U aw. IB inarr ( Jt-M.fU . a, ro--.iM-.ia. luMiaa). a IttL.CaV, rHF1M. harl btr. tasrylel llVf " I a sag sfaaa)B'-tll. fooil rth. 'aurPliWo. UswljJo, law safaaabHlM, aeU-tt.B sumI Htog out YOUR a utur aahl nan' mi-- iioa-.lara. 1 1 ssMarr nm4 f rtl y-4 ats; vo suimr v roro Tmroa-lf f W - of otjufi hahll I f c r MMa cr.imr f tl TS (wr ' it.-l i i srUnalMait Ik al.lao ylaom fra tb ao-ta-m. W I r (CPIrtT tra.ra th VM-nel. trHtUt m-TBN-sK" an t perrva and t9n,t'l oref- rai- tft riic m MB t" VltwHail W--.I thy T tnr,.1 m- sV-ter free: ) ws,Jr-rTwl I attta r( a)ol. Ita-vnsit4i, re.iaMo. Alan mrtt Mr-th4 tr (ntttn"r h-'i la ttitioii kl kNMjrl-iT. rU pavriWnisirw ialiinaT J ktwosk "ft Tkaa mn4 nmW link) I fr-. T1- -lalo --ir r'tr. TMo ''. maf f " f-sj sv-.i-i. a, . ln m, EDWARD J.WOODS. 334 Friendship Suffers Much. WhoeTer looks for a friend without : tmperfectloua will nerer And what ha ' aoeka. Wa love ourselves with all our faults, and wo ought to love our XxlenJs la liko manner. 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T"h China system of medicine dtfTara from all Others, ltemploya only purely herbal rernediae nd adheres to principle that have been thor oughly tested for thousand of ysara. Whan a patient cornea to C. Gee Wo for treatment he la aivn a careful examination and he ia told what ails him. Than be ia given sufficient herb roine. dias for s eoarae of time and told to report attain to have his condition noted. In moat cane pa tients notice a decided improvement fn their tiaalta In a week's time. This is particularly ao In nervous disease and where the system I run down. Tha ayatera Itjielf when toned up to nor mal la often able to throw off aickne. If yoa or ailing don't continue to suffer when the help of harmlsea remedies la so near at hand. CONSULTATION FREE. Out-of-town people can begin treatments by sending 4s In stamp fir aymptora blank, which lata b filled out and returned. C. Cec Wo Chinese Medicine Co. I62i First Si cor. Morrison. Portland, Or saw. Coaapasw our Prtiaa. it i"' .-ii -rr- 1 I ' w C , ! C. Gee . ' Gee Wo Wo fcj il .' X. .. F. N. V. No. 4J-U IWHVV writing te advertisers, please " tio tlil pir. Gift That Blaine Had. Jame a. Blaine had tha rara gift of dismissing from hla presence any ona ' wno naa coma to him for a faror which bo could not grant, with a feet log that ho waa hla big brother, aud grieved to death at tho couipuUlon of rerusaL Although lllalne waa uni versally beloved. Jet ho waa defeated for tho highest office In tho gift of tho people. From tho Magailr of Auier- lean History. One Exclusive Ptt of Royalty. Tho Pekingese spaniel, or "Hon dog." now to popular among dog lov era, waa formerly an exclusive posses sion or China a rulers, and It waa a I capital offense to remov on of tha of Pekln la 1S60, and from these and a few others tha American specimen of tha breed ara descended. Wharo tSo Difficulty Lay. Bouttown Better not go to tho St. Fashion hotel. Their bill of faro Is In French. Cultured Friend (Indignant ly) I can understand French. Bout town Yea. but tho waiters can't, and neither can tho cook. New York Weekly. Tho Cold Ago. It baa been well said that nowa days peoplo know tho prtco of e Tory thing and tho value of nothing. YT f rt F f y" ' " Partnara. Flovd haoomas aunplcloua of House for $4ffli&Jg&&& WARF, such aa POOR KNOBS. LOCKS and otaar nxturaa littad baf ra artpniant is mada. Kack piara PLAINLY MARKED. howinp ahara it aiaa. tvarylhins hnisnad in WOKKMANLIKF MANNKU. All woi k dona in ona of I Ll'KS r M 1 1.1 on tha Pa f"r (Vaut. Thia is tha m.at SATISFAC TORY way to BUILD THK UOLbt YOU WANT. 'CONQUERED IN 3 DAYS hll frclla au la riot Vai-h. M mt. hw Ir Mil Sixth A 159 A, New York, N.Y. Street Rules In Paris. H la a misdemeanor to throw a P'ec of waste paper upon a Paris street. If a policeman ses you drop a ptcco of paper be walks up to you, pata yoa on tho shoulder, befta your pardon for addressing yon, tella you yoa have- violated th law and asks yoa to pick up what you haT thrown down. . , Wlfey Geta It 'What la a beneficiary, pa?" "Tho woman who geta tho ready money when her husband proves that bla life Insurance policy la good for some thing." II II II Be "Progressive" Don't let a lazy liver put you "in a rut" Make it active, keep the bowels open, the appetite keen and the digestion normal by the daily use of HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS IT DOES THE WORK 60 YEARS THE LEADER II II II Go After Rare Specimen. A museum might seem tho last place in the world to foster a spirit of adventure. Yet we read that mem bers of tho staff of tho American Mu seum of Natural History have soiled for Japan to hunt tha gray California whale, a specimen of which la needed for tho collection. Destroys Dandruff Ayer Hair Vigor keeps the scalp clean and healthy, destroys all dandruff, and greatly promotes the growth of the hair. You will cer tainly be pleased with it as a dressing for your hair. It keeps the hair soft and smooth and promptly checks any falling of the hair. It does not color the hair, and cannot injure the hair or scalp. Consult your doctor about these hair problems. Ask him what he thinks of Ayer's Hair V'ior. Mtri tr thm f r hti ro rwii, Vim, SYNOPSIS. At tha beginning of great utomnhlla rae tha nievhank-tan of tha Mercury. Mianton'a machine, drop dead. Htranse outh, Jess r'loyd. volunteers, and la 10 ceuted. In tha rest cturkne tha twentv- four hour raca Rtantcn marts a atranr. Mlse Carlle'e, who Imruiliu-ea herteif Tha Myrcurv wtna race, fttar.tnn reoelvea rkiaaie from Mtaa t'urt'ata. which ha t ncrea. 8inlon meets Mle 1'irllili on a train. Tliay allnlit to take walk, and train It uvea tilaiitnn and M'xs Carlisle follow In auta. Am-Menl t-v which Ulan. ton la hurt la mvaterleua. Klovd. at lunch Ith Stanton. t'll of hi hovhoo.1. Stan ton ssnln nieeta Ml I'arltvla and thav d'a tctner rtinnioa comra to track alik, but make race, Thev hav acci dent Kloyd hurt, hut not seriously. At dlnnar Kloyd tall Stanton of hla twin sls'ar. Jpaalca. Slanlon krecniaa vary III ana ioa-a ronrioimnp. On racovary. hla hotal Slanton rapvpa Invitation and vlalt Jc-K. Thay o to thaatar toath- r. and maat Mia Carlisle. Stanton and r mya mat ain and talk bnalnaaa. Thay aura to o-rata antomoMla factory Just barer Inipirtant rtca tiras naadad lor Bianton s car ara 1 'layaj. CHAPTER XI (Continued). Tho assistant manncer stared In A reproach touched with hysteria. Hla collar waa wl!td. his eye-glasses dan gled by their cord. J "Buy them? Buy enough racing tires fitting tho Mercury to last you for a three hundred mile road race, . and get them hero by to-morrow morn 'lng? Whafa tho matter with you. Stanton r j "Well, atnea there la nothing to do but eat. como to dinner, Floyd." aaJd . tho other. "It Isn't dinner, It's tupror." cor rected his mechanician. "This Is the country and you had your dinner at noon. But I'll come, anyhow." At tho table In tho courao of tho meal, a small tea pot was set before Stanton. "Chocolate, sir." ho waa apprised. "Why. you had none at luncheon 1 Tho pompndoured waitress giggled. "No, sir. ll.it tho gentleman sent a boy after some and came down and saw tho cook, and cook's that fond of nonsense, an J sbo fifty-four next De cember " Stanton looked serosa Info Floyd'a mirthful gray eyes. "I hadn't anything better to do," waa tho malicious explanation. "And I waa afraid your nerves would go to places if you didn't get your usual drug and then you'd wreck na to-morrow." "He'd coax a bird off a troo. air," Uttered tha departing maid. "Give mo your cup and have aomo." Stanton briefly commanded. "Going to throw it at me. liko you did that ug of water on tho first night wo raced together?" teamed hla com panion, obeying. Stanton's head lifted slightly, tho re gard In which he enveloped Floyd waa almost savage In Its leap of Intense and tenacious passion. Such a glance from man to woman would have been a declaration, from man to man it waa not a thing to bo vojeed. Floyd him self faltered before It, startled Into pallor. "You can throw it at mo, If you like, and square up," was all Stanton aald. and reached for the sugar-bowl with bis customary nonchalance. "Thanks; It's boiling. I gueea I won't," Floyd acknowledged. But ho did not look at the other, and his manner was troubled. The meal was ended and the even ing had commenced, when A telegram camo In from New York. "Car marked Ruby Co. consigned to Mercury Co. Coney Island, loft hero last night " Mr. Green uttered a howl and felt for the telephone. "They've shipped the car to Coney Island Instead of to Long Branch." ho raged. "The tires must bo out at the Beach track, or near It" "Don't telephone; end eome one out there to get them," advised Stan ten practically. "I've got to bo here, and I can't get our New York men In time, now." "Well. I'll go. then. Coney Island has got to be raked fine and tho Urea brought hero as soon aa they are found." "You? You? Traveling and wear ing youreelf out on the eve of A gruel ling race? No. Go to bed and get your rest., pleaue, Stanton. I'll send some ono." Stanton did not go to bed, but ho went Into the hotel room acrosa tbo ball and played billiards with three of bis fellow-drivers. Ho waa less for bidding, less caustic of speech than formerly. Floyd bad taught him tho art of companionship. Before tho game ended, tho four players found themselves very good company and drank a good night In Apolllnaris, to tbo landlord's Bacchic disgust. About ten o'clock. Stanton looked Into tbo apartment where Mr. Green sat between the telegraph operator And tho telephone. "Where Is Floyd?" ho casually wondered. "Hello, hello no, hold tbo wire. What la It? Floyd? Oh, he's gone to Coney Island. Hello, yes wrong number." "To Coney Island! Tou sent him?" "Ho offered to go," Mr. Croon Jerkily Imparted. "Please go to bod, won't you? Floyd can take caro of himself. I should think, and ho has had a two weeks' rest to get ready for this." "What do you mean? Ha baa been working at the factory or with you over since wo cam back from Indian apolis." In a nervous exasperation tbo assist ant manatrer whirled hla chair around. "He bad a two weeks' vacation," bo reiterated croasly. "He told mo that ho waa g'.lng off by hlintvilf for a quiet rest. You don't have to know every thing, Stanton. I fancy ho needed A ANT9M V a awassaga a k S'JELEANORM n INGRAMi 1 71. IL-S M , efrtr j J y ii "y J li'naaAiaii .aaaaanaaiiir rest After ht you put Mm through out west, ho aked me not to tell you about 1L Hel!o-4i4 " Stanton paused for a moment, dumb, then turned on bis heel and went out. Ho waa so stunned and bitterly an gered that little red flecks danced be fore hla vision. Floyd had lied to blra, systematically deceived him; In order to eacapo from bis too pressing friend ship, no doubt He remembered that the mechanician had always shrunk from his personal advances and only yielded to them under compulsion. Now he understood the letter which ho had received the previous nlitht from Oreen, and Mr. Bailey's confused answer to his question about Floyd. Ho had been put off to be amused by Jessica, until Floyd was acaln ready to use him In tho plans for tho Comet factory. Jessica! Stanton etopped short In the dark ball. Had Jesalca also deceived him? Was she too play ing a part in order to keep hlra In a good humor? He struck bis clenched band violently against tho wall beside him. "What'a that?" cried tho affrighted Mr. Oreen, within tho room. "Who " "I ran against tho wall. In tho dark." Stanton called, his voice a little hoarae, but evenly controlled. "Good night" "Good night We'll fix thing All right, Stanton; you take a good sleep." "I shall," promised tho driver. Ho did not At seven o'clock, tho next morning, Mr. Oreen burst Into the hotel dining- room where Stanton was at breakfast He'a got them! They're coming." ho rejoiced maniacally. "Tho car waan't at Brighton, but ho located It ten miles farther over, on a stdlng. And bo raised such a disturbance around tho express people's eara that they unloaded tho tires then and there, and rushed out two motor trucks to cart them across to ua. They'll bo hero by eight and the race starts at nine. I have been up all night an hour ago It looked as If you would have to be withdrawn from the con test for lack of a few sets of rubber tires. That fool tire compunyl" He wiped his forehead. "Don't you want to come out to the course, after you finish here? Floyd Is due on the train which arrives In fifteen minutes. If ho isn't smothered by the crowd. I never saw such a mob of people; they have been coming since dawn; all night. In fact and they're still coming." Yes." acquiesced the other un emotionally. Hla dark face gave an Played Billiards With Three of His Fellow Drivers. effect of bronzellke Immobility, his blue-black eyes held steel glints. Well." the asxlKtant manager re sumed, and paused. The pompstloured waltreaa was leaning between tbem, placing A tea pot on the table. "Chccolate. sir." she giggled. Stanton ptirhed hark his cbalr, then checked himself as sharply. "No," be alated. and set tho pot away from before him. The movement wns not violent, but there was In It so much poorly re strained force that tho china vessel shattered upon rtrlklng the table and all the fragrant brown liquid ran over tho white cloth. The girl exclaimed In dismay. Mr. Green eta red; Stanton only dropped a dollar bill beside his plate and rose to go. If Divorced From Dead Man Queer Requirements Msde In France That Official Records May Bo Completed. In France, as In some other coun tries, every citizen has an official his tory. Not aa varied ami Interesting aa bla real history, but atlll Import ant. From this there follow at times quaint consequences. If a woman la married, for example, a wife she re mains officially though tho husband may be missing Consider the rase of the pslnter who went fishing on Anihle bay. He ha not since been seen. The body of ono man who went with blm was washed ashore lifeless. You would call this tolerably convincing proof that hla wife had been made a widow. She thought so and In duo tltno aho sought to havs It recorded In her of ficial history that she was a widow. Wo aro familiar with application to a court of Justice for leave a pro sumo tho death of persons who have vanished. But tha French Judge wa not to be so easily persuaded as our court. The wife wa In her official history a wife and there waa no certifi cate to Justify ber appellation being changed to widow. Without a cert 1 fl ea o or reasonable documentary evi dence no man obviously ought to die. There waa a wsy round. Tho be reaved woman applied for divorce oa "1 am toady." be slgninea Tbo Meroury camp aa a scene ol animated preparation, twenty minutes later, when Floyd eineied from the deuso prea of arriving spectator and gained tho Incloaure. Tho asttalanl manager almost received blin In hi arms tho rest of the force clustered around. t!i. bill lie. triumphant hero. If It HU't lor you." be de clared, once. "I'm afully bright." Floyd agreed, but he did not smile. The machines were rrPr," 'o ' to their stations for the start. Slsn ton wua In hi s.at at the wheel, when Floyd came over, and leaning asaluat the car. looked up Into the driver a face "What have I done?" bo asked alia P'r- Both men were silll unmasaeu. taeir privacy of speech waa secured by the uproar around them. Btuuton loosed grimly bark. "Lied to me. Tou were not kept away from New York by work with Green, or any other work, for tho last two weeks" A tinge of scarlet streaked Floyd's pallor, he bent hla hesd. "Yes. I lied to you." ho admitted. Stanton'a gauntleted band closed on his wheel. "There was no need. Your time waa your own. Floyd; I claimed no control over you. I dou't know why you did It, to bo rid of mo for a w hile, I auppose. but tho reason doesn't matter. Last night I thourht a good many wild things about you, and your sister, but this morning I've got my grip again. No doubt you had all you could stsnd of me, I'm not precisely lovable ana I would have understood If you had Just told me so. Hut I will have no friend I enn't trust all the way. Get In wo will finish tl.l rare, and part Floyd raised his head and gave to tho stern scrutiny bis candid gray eyes. "Stanton, truat me all the way now," he appealed "Can you do that? Cm you take my word that your friendship Is the only thing In the world I wsnt? If I deceived you, it wss so I could be hero to race with jou today. I will tell you afterward, I ran t now." "You mean" Floyd held out his hand. "I've got everything badly mixed op. but It's clean to offer you, Stanton. As awlftlv Impulsive as his condem nation was Stanton's movement aa ho bent to give the clasp. "All right." he ld curtly. "Get In: I ought to have given you a chance And as tho other obeyed: "I dldn t mean to meet you as I am. ao ouur ago. anyhow; It sllpred me" They're signaling." warned Mr. Oreen. hurrying over. "Are you ready! Both of you?" From his rlace hetltle Stanton. Floyd turned a face of Incarnate sun shine to the aaslHtsrt mammer, a face so changed In its color and glow and warmth thnt all who saw drew breath In sheer wonder "We're ready." his lilting tones as sured. "Ilon't worry." Stanton laughed with blm, fastening on the mk. and sent the Mercury rolling forward. The world waa right once more, and life sane. It waa an exquisite morning; wind less. cool, with happy little effects of snowy cloud sgalnst a cobalt blue sky. The October sir wss a summer distilled cordial, an ethereal Intoxi cant The racers had no time to no tice It. yet the effect was there. The speed made on the first laps waa rec ord breaking The brown or gray streak of road ahead, the deadly turns, the treacher ous smooth hill down which It was so easy to make eneed and still mora easy to meet disaster for tbo first hour Stanton had no attention to spare from these. Moreover, the spectators were mnssed over the course In many places, recoiling Juit enough to lesvo a lane for each car s psssngs, and ( Imposing another anxiety upon the drivers who knew the swerve of a foot must bring denth to some ono. "Car behind." Floyd's clear accents gave the familiar cautions, from tlm to time. "He's tryln to get us before the turn. Tbo Atalanta'a head In tb dut." The pace maintained was the fastest at which the Mercury could be held tc the road. It was Stanton's way to gain the lead first, when puSMlble. the! keep a stesdv average regardless ol his rivals' spurts of speed; unless th race were too short to permit such tsctlc or the context tt.o dote. Now at the end of the second hour Floyd msde the desired announcement, as they shot past tho grand stand and the bulletin boards. "We're lesdln'. The t'res have beep boldln' fine look out fur them tblr round." Stanton moved his head affirmative ly, his narrowed eyes unswerving from the line of course ahead. Heeding the advice, ho did take tho turns mors carefully. (TO BFC CONTINl'Et).) the ground of desertion. Since death Is beyond dispute the most complete kind of desertion, the court of Mon treull decided ihst she could not be denied. So tha widow Is recognized a aa Independent woman and apparently both tho law and she are aatlsfled. But you will observe that the official his tory mus. now record tho wife of a dead man aa a divorcee, which doea not seern very creditable to official history. Glacier Caused by Milky Way. Another suggested cause of glacial perioda la that they have been duo t tho shifting of the milky way, such ai la known to bsve occurred. Aasumlng that much of tha oarth'l heat comes from tha star. Dr. Rudoll SplUler finds that the change of pool Hon In relation to the milky way might have given a different dlstrlbir Hon of temperature from that oxlatlni at tho present time. Tbo stars are not only crowded In tho region of th milky way but many of tbem aro of tho hottest typo. Dresma of Youth, Son Oh, father, I should Turkish bath. liko Father Ah, my boy, when I wa young like you, I too, wa romantlo. Loudon Opinion. Georgia Copper in New miss. aV-SL AI KW YDHK-llo turnd out to b 11 a pollccittHu from Awguatab, Hawgla. but he also closely resem bled A walking safety deposit box He was a money lined cop alt right. Ho came here several day ago and went to Coney Island. A poatul card found In hi pocket, which he had forgotten to mall, read: '1 am having a great time." Another of a later date had on It; "I am having a h i of a time." He came up from Coney tho other day, and at I Ith street and Broadway he smiled a great deal, deuced A bit and wa telling a crowd bow be waa enjoying his stsy. Then he met patrolman Hchwart of the Men-er street station, tl ' a I. ... I 1,1.. k..t,. .... u,.k.,,li alar. iianii.-t, ma I'M,,- - ped him on the hack and became ao friendly that Scbwarti affably Invit ed him to come around to the "house" and meet Lieutenant Bauer. Tha Aw gustah cop accepted the Invitation with enthunlaam There he gave his name a Thomas .1. Foster Bauer said: "1 think you had better spend the night here" "That' real hospitable of you." said How Mayor Fitzgerald Picked Out the Right Cow BOSTON. Mas -Mayor Fltigarald. Daniel J McDonald of the rlty council. Andrew It. Kelley, the slate committeeman from ward M. and a host of others Interested In the de velopment of the SutTulk School for Boy In Kalneaford Island, vlalled that place the other day. First, the excellently equipped and managed shoe shop wss Inspected, then the gymnasium, t'ta dining hall and tha talir ah p In older The ma ior I one who Is not given to regn I fill nmiHl "To the barn, boys; to the barn." he hld "I want to show yiu (tow to 1 1 1 1 W " "You il'in't have to show me," aald Comtiiltlern.au Kellry "Nor uie." vukid Councillor Mclam aid "Here's a dollar that says that I ran show uii both." challenged the mayor Ilia tts were (Miated. and then tracks were made fur the bam "A row fur each." said Superintend ent Kysu. adding, "make your choice." t'.mh of the contestants picked A cow. but as there was but one pall available It was promptly agreed that each In his turn should have one mln ule Committeeman Kelley drew first place, but the row might have been of wood for all the good It did hlra. Councillor McDonald, loo, labored Induatrioualy until lime was railed, but, beyond a little moisture on hla fingers, had no better luck than tho Man Has Warrant Sworn Out for His Own Arrest P.??. l uimaall T-ein a I rOT! i ' o i ST. Lot A MoA man flghtlng with himself, going through all tho motions of a regular ringside flstlo en counter and sugaring hla "opponent" to such a white but rage that ha final ly pulls himself into a police atatlon aud requests ths sergeant to arrest himself. Is the union form of nut. door sport by which an absent mind ed citizen of hit l-ouls entertained hlmselr the other night Samuel Williams of East St. I-oula Is the man and Is declared by tha po lice to be Inasne. On this particular night Williams was attacked and beaten bv a thug He arrived at Jus lice Bell's office the next morning much the untie for wear and asked that a warrant be Issued for tho ar reat of a rer'ain person. "Wlni in do you want to arreotf linked ili Justice, looking Williams over with a scrutinizing eye. 'I wunt to Jiitl Samuel Williams, tl, afa who." shinned Williams. "W hat's lliii charge?" "I don't know what to charge him ultli. but I know what he did to me. He attacked n,H on the slieel aa I waa going home ami beat me to a pulp Just Naval Recruits' $20 CHICAGO -Rlghty recruit from tho naval training station at Uka Bluff nearly caused a financial panlo at Hlk-hwood and Highland Park tho other dny. The recruits, each henrlug a $20 bill received from the naval atatlon, boarded a Chicago and Milwaukee car In th morning. They were all hound for Chicago, from which city they were to leave for their hnmea on the seven day furlough. John Hall of HIkIiwooiI. tho conductor, held out a hand Invitingly to the first recruit In the car for 31 cents, tho faro to Kvanston. The recruit pulled up one trouset leg, unbuttoned the flap of A secret pocket and presented the conductor with a 30 Mil. "la that the smallest you have?" asked the conductor. "That o the smallest, tho largest and all." said the recruit, "and every ono of these eighty man has ona Just Ilk It." Hall teli.,,htlad to the paymaster of tho company, who boarded tbo train aWBSasBWaBBBW W a w Jsaaa- ABBBBBA end cr OTIF York Has Cash in Socks the southerner. "I tt,. , . . that." ' 11 "I'erhapa you' better i, ttt u, oar. of your money.- .up.,M'rJJ .M... Bchw.rt. ,u. signal , "I've got A lot of monay. am only an Awguatah ru,- h " " J But Bchwarta, arar.hlng bio totut could I only bring fr,h . 4 "J had been thrust far down In ths a, per outside piH-ket of hi e,t r "la that all your immayr a.k-4 Bauer "I got mora'n 'at." d-clared rostar Schwgrti dug up 71 cent, fn,- , trouser pocket. "Flvs seventy fmir . . New York." commented Bauer. "I gt-t imire'n 'at." suuounctd ro. tor. rluro onouah. Hchwart ...,. . ... iwuiiv s IZf yellowback pinned to one of bla aoeka. "More'n 'at," declared Poster. There waa another ;n vll,,.k..L In A little pocket bonk plnnsd to tha other sock. In the ti of Hla h.w. shoe was also found a first elm n. turn ticket to Awguaiah not more n at." persisted foUtt "Where la II -down the Uck af your neck?" demanded lunar. "No. sun. It a In C.aaKla In i Bni smiled Foster. "I alio' do apprscui yo' hospitality." Then ho was taken to a re) (0,rt. ed with Intmli-atlim It. ... . himself aa guile sa(Un.d and tui BWIIHJ W BIM-. committeeman "Just watch the real farinrr." ui the mayor laughingly, taking ths put and cautiously approaching ih row with a "son bona boaa." k pit ted her on the hip, the. aintill of tat hack and then gi n'lv t.. kn to ttn.W her foreehoulder a he started "8t Adilltie." in a ciMiing tone. "Nothing like gi ttiug the roiifiiiroc if th row first. If for nothing amr than safety," be ni.lalt.rj l dropped to the low atool. pUr4 (as pall tightly betaean hla knees sb4 b hie votca swillfd with strains of 1 W ant to Be In Mile," the ntlik kagu to dash against the bottom of the pall with a noise like steam rcapln free an exhaust pipe. The mayor, of course, was docUr4 tho winner and a the superlntendest wa about In pass the money over at him, ho remarked: ' It s a shame to take their moo You couldn't lose " "No." repeated the auperlntend'St very gravely, "you couldn't lose. causo tho other two cows are dry yea, have been so for nesrly a moslk" Tho bete were declared off. becauso when he went through t pockets there wa no money to k found " "And what Is your asm mIa please?" queried the court, with ! shadow of a smile "It don't make no difference kl my name la. I want that maa arrest ed " Wllllema ehuffled out of the pot court and wandered bark to bit bom A half hour later he wss surprise. I see two husky bluecosls drive P a patrol wagon and stop at hit door. "You're under arreat," growled l flret cop. seizing William rousW "Com along to the station." "Why aro you arresting mr pi tested tho bewildered Wllllem. " Just got out a warrant fr the arrest of another man who beat m P a" night Didn't you get Mm" "Como on! Come on!" veiled a ernd bluet t at. "Thst kind of H don't go to thla town. We're loo "I" for that email town chatter the wagon and ask no more que.uoM or there'll be trouble" Wllllame did a directed ! haled before the Justice who I."" bis own warrant. Then William recalled that ha Samuel William, and by , had charged himself with dl.lurt the peace. He was released " " assured tho police that " that that he had fought with blm waa greatly exaggerated and murt less untrue. Bills Cause Money Panic mm at Illghwood with a hand grip f bills and alarted to chanB" ' u hill Into amaller ones. I'"' waa half way through the car nit ply of bill, bad been "' , When the car reached HI'.M I'ark tho paymaster i0t,i bank and threw a bundle of iw. to tho toller, .aylna- he w of om-a. twoa and flvea. The teller reached Into lh and before all the twentieth a changed tho .econd Hm bill, of tho hank were ",j Tho o.gh.y recruit their cour. at the naval t" had been granted a flJ" tough before reporting ",r aboard their respective Mr rn a.' ' r a . w i y t rVA
