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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 30, 1912)
Farmer! and Merchant writ 111 tot our fwh offer cm your r.Vm snd Dairy Froduc. i f liable buy'- I'EARHON-l'AfiK CO. Portlaa. Onrw. Machmeru ImmI-HuJ Marhl. end "os. H4 Wmm, Osilsciss PANAMAS KODAK rir Ma AmtvIup'!. lo. artr iIm, rri tit, bawl ht Iti NurthDMMt. f 'Awn t prim tut mi rMiL jacohs r;;:r 1. HullJ'r. Hr.ttl. n. N., vimmm. ftU a-avl. u ImUI, t,I r I M will wil I OnrtMl4 P-ii 44 f Mlv ut Ml fWrU fur 11. U-al Av r tm. at. f . SELF-SETTING PLANES t VlMliid, N. J. aMl'illM. (VolVM ilwwt aU Umm. 1 ry Clmnt of Ooeay." Indirect Influence bad lie nearly per f,ct rk In the Persian empire, btre tlie Uuren Mother waa permit ted to eirrrlne an Injurluua Influence oter tlie klnf, the court, and the em pire II wee one of the tendenclea which trade Bayre, the hlitortan, to Mr. n'r touching upon It: "In ihorl. the empire contained within It from the flril alt the elenieuta of de. Wlidom In Action. The times are waiting for ma who hall terra and not merely Inquire; atrtr and not merely Inveatlgata; lire to their age and their kind not so nuch learning In bulk as wisdom In action; gmt doing as the only true frulti.e of great thinking; lbs conse cration to the uplifting of one's fellow. Bra of one'a best rather than the con serving by mere culture of one'a taX Henry rotter. Blessed Sympathy. Brmpathy with animals blesses ana kunun)s-a men and women. To get ! Into real rvlatluns with an animal ta a ' liberal education. It la something to I be really Interested even In ft plant I and to obsorva th working of Ufa In ' any libera not our own. How much 1 more when that Ufa la directing a personality which consciously looks tp to us snd will love us If we will let It! Christian ftraistrr. Longevity In French Village. A remarkable record of longevity In to be found In soma of tba rural par ishes of France In the Tillage of 8t Thomas de la Filch thera bar been only fourteen pariah priests ta three kundred years, the fourteenth being still In possesion. Tba parish of BL Oermsln du Val. In Paris, baa bad only three pastors In on hundred years, while that of Clvry en Argonna baa bad but Ova In 130 year. No Wonder. Nerve Ppecisllst My dear air. i ran t understand your case at all. Hr you were practically currd ft fsw dsrl so snd now your nerves are la frlrhiful almrxi ar.nln. Have you bad a iiidiN-n shork of soma kind 7 PatUnl I received vmir bill yesterday. Ths Most Original Author. The moKt orlulnul modern author sre nut so becsim they advance wbal w. but simply becsus they know how to put what they have to say ai V It had never been said befor, Cotth. Uieful Instrumsnt In Farm House Every farm bous should hav a btrneas nrrdle In It. On of the many dm-s to which t, needle can be put la to tew rips In shoes that may aav an Mtra trip to the cobbler's. Horn Is. Psrtment. National MsRailne. mod wo The Household Remedy. Ud. Yt. Ul.h. irritMl '. '" '" ymir Mei J-mimrut in tur tMm.lr , MritranMnaV rrt tiiM - - una In lite h.sui Imonwrr withuut It. IB fTt-nmiTifmlrJ It to many at mxf mZtn . 1ho bTt lM fcud tb uaMttrr -SO...UtUsDrBACi'ISteeM I Painless Dentistry (Mrpri'lfi-mr anhhr-mtr il for yrra 4 JrT I" ! m ril wotS . .! ""'' "". uuw auwotauhfoa V. tusipara our I'ri. ryT'" vw- "-i-""! W Sl.h rlie 4 lriii orb r,f eu l 't t.atrnna l 77 on liar If ifMIHM. I.Ulraa ailr,!!.' trm wlif l or l,rld wurk , oHr CrmalUim Ire IwOrvm tS.OO 2atrMr.Tt.4.C0 SrM rwmtt 100 cowmi r,nutt 100 rnikan .60 if ss.i I rum , V 1 I liilS Q.WU ruiM i.du ftliiUM litr'tlM .00 lHh . , rmam HIT RffTIINI Wise Dental Co..i-e. rw-.i!51?,"IeM DentUta TS" sS seMiisles MaTUUSJ, MS '"' s a. at. t s . Is. MttmlMt N.u. No. 14 'II I I ! 1ISSW UMS ts ..all. I 1 I l'"!! fco oar aM-i. it f I -aV r mwmi. Hlo' la U Jt fTsff-l'I'ur " J'rlm I n f f ,tJt1 i w.i. 1,1 B MlMirr rf..M.'tl If . sii.'s.-s.i.r lt I' ,7i Mk hal ' " "H aw , i H" "r ii ji; fortl-d. s-ottlao. Or. DAIST rtr KILLER -'-I I ,m YNOPtlt. nr.V" if""! '"r"1-. ''" h Is Ira n. II,., ,nal , uk. mmlk ii Wlnnlnii MlH Carllal, i - i i 'lenl 'V which H.n- h , , " "V""-"""" Klnvd. at lunch iviis or lila D))rno(4. CHAPTER V. (Contlnusd.) tanton gasped. Where had bis memory been, not to recall the name of Floyd? A multitude of confused recollections rushed scroas his mind. f tbst famous ' manufacturer and raoar for sheer love of the sport, of the superb cars be hsd built, and of me aesth In railroad wreck, the previous yesr. "H tied ma In his car," continued Floyd, with a shsdowy smile, "when I waa too young to be trusted to bold on. If you sr going to tske my m cbanlrlan'a seat. Jn.' be said to me. you have got to do my mechanician's work.' And by the time 1 was fifteen. I could. We used to rsc with tba ehlef car taster, for combination train ing, on a mil practice track around the factory 1 held the whel myself st seventy Ave miles sn hour, before I wss seventeen. And he took m with blm, ss s sprctstor, to every big race here and some sbrosd. Of course be waa training me to take charite of the manufacturing buxlnesa with hint, not for racing myself. Hut. somehow affairs went wrong. When be dld, slghteen months sgo, everything col Ispsed and I found nothing left. The fsetory Itself Is tied up In a lawsuit; I msy get that out of the ruin; build tngs full of silent mschlnery I have no capital to use. and no heart to sell." There waa a pause. "I wonder." Rtsnton mused slowly, "why you volunteered to act aa my mechanician that nlghtT" Floyd a gray eyes flashed to tnoet hla, all his color and animation rush ing back. "Because I lev the racing. I love It," be answered. Impulsively frank. "1, I've got my father's blood In my veins and tba frail physique of a useless girl can't you sew how they fight? The very smell of eibaust gas mskes my heart Jump and pulsve tlngl. Sldes. I bsd watched you often. I couldn't see you put out of the run ning. Then. I was tired of" bs checked himself sharply. "Ought ws not to go bsck on the course?" Btsnton rose, signaling the waiter "Tou ssw m through thst difficul ty." he acknowledged. "Rut, you aald this morning that you bad a sister; I wonder you stayed with ma for tba season." "My sister understands." Floyd i plalned; be bad risen also, snd stood for a moment beside kis chair, bla unseeing gsse bent on th ground. "Blve knowa that I was not brought up to live woman fashion. I wish. If ever you besr snythlng of ma that you do not like, that makes you feel different ly towsrd me, 1 wish you to would remember that I was resred by a man to live among men and missed all that women teach." Btanton regarded him In an astonish ment at once Indulitent and Ironic. "I'm not likely to hear anything of you that will shock m very bsdly," b dryly returned. "io you think I am a gentle girl, myself, Floyd?" "Not so you could nolle It," sprang the prompt opinion; the candid gray yea laughed out of their short eclipse. They went bsck to the course to gether. The next two hours were spent In repestedly circling th ten mile cours In ten minutes; a reaeonsbl practlc gait, from Btanton'a point of view. On th last trip be and Floyd dlssgreed over a question of mtiture, and cam up to the repair pits quarreling vigor oualy, eicltlng th Interest of all be holders. "If I don't know w hen a motor needs mor gss. I II go tak correspond ence course," wss Floyd's Isst retort, aa be slipped out of bis seat "It's running Ilk It never did b fore, and you'll let It alone," Btanton sent th definite order after blm. The witnesses grinned at on an other. "Bay, Floyd, that's a fin big brut of a mschln you'v got ther," com pllmented tb brosdly smused Oeorg. aa the young mechanician went by blm. "It sur la." cam tb cheerful agr mnt. "Yea. nut It's nothing to tha brut of ft driver you'v got." Floyd paused to glnnc bsck. "It my driver alone," ha advised. "Btsnton snd I understand each other all right." "Then you hsd better quit rnclnc b for you'r d.-mornll. d," J.-eml the other, and turned to find Sianlou Imd com up behind him. Ther wua nothing "Id. Stanton went on as If he had not heard. Hut ba carried with blm the discovery tlmt It la th perfection of comradeship to be abl to quarrel without bltternce. Ther waa a tnn colored automobile drawn up opposlt th exit, when h merged. . "Mr. Stanton," summoned ft ww toned. smooth role, from th car; Vftlerl Carllsl leaned out. xtending ft small band. , 8ha was th conaummatlon or cooi daintiness and repos. It was Impos slble to meet her beautiful, concerned eyea without yielding admiration, ftt ''"Mtav. been .waiting ber : for M hour." ah. Informed blm. " dl.tre.aed that my car shou I bftv hart you, I shall reprosch mys.ir J V, ,'" rest durln, II,. i,.iy. L. " t u HUnl.in meets . ,,', J M.LJ t)ELEANOR M 1NG or A, (? ! CuJL Jorcura etc. iu..h. .--T-M - ii- much If anything happens to you to morrow because of your strained arm, thst I wanted to ssk you about It my self. A weakness ther might kill rou, might It not?" "It might, If it existed," b con firmed. "Hut th strsln does not trou ble m. I deserved to psy mor se verely for such stupid csrelessness." Bh did not avoid hla keen gas at II. yet somehow fulled to Impress her sincerity. "It was an accident." ah deprecat ed. "I suppose you Just forgot Frsnk ly. though, I wish you were to diiv a Duplex or an Atalunta, tomorrow. I do not like tb Mercury, It la so often In wrecks." . "It Is faster than either of tb oth ers." Btsnton defended, yet moved In spit of himself by her snxlety for his safety. "1 am also obliged to admit tbat It la not responsible for any of our mlshapa, ao far, at least; I lead It Into troubl, myself, sometimes." Her long, fair lashes fell; sb tapped her fingers nervously upon tb door panel. "If you could not race, who would b likely to win, Mr. Btanton t" "You are taking It for granted that I will succeed I easily may not Hut without th Mercury, probably tb Du plex or the Atalanta on thla long road race. On a track. I would choos th Italian car." Bh listened attentively, then smiled. "I sm such an smateur; I do not half understand. I hav com with an Invitation from papa. II wlahes to consult you about auto tirea, those for your next race, and he hope you will din with us, this evening." Thoroughly surprised, he promptly declined. "Excuse me to Mr. Carlisle; I must get ready for tomorrow. Moreover, It Is for the Mercury compsny to discuss tires, not for me." Her small mouth set, sb drew aald her shimmering skirts. "We will decide that on th way I will put you down at your hotel, nt least." "Miss Carlisle, I am Just from tb course; I sm not presentable." "That la for me to say," she remind ed. Tray do not refuse all my re quests." Almost under compulsion, Stanton entered the car. II could bav fancied ber breathing waa quicker; she gated at him with so singular snd disproportions! a triumph aa almost to stsrtls him. Wltbou. waiting tba cbauffeur'a move ment, she herself slammed th door of Vslsrls Carllal Lssnsd Out th car and .napped th handl. kp Ing her eye upon 8tanton. "I thought you would com." ah murmured, half under her breath, "and you will din with us." CHAPTER VI. Missed. Th most agHa'cd man In Lowell, on the race morning, was the assist ant iimnuner of the Mercury company. And there was a maddening Irony In his situation. At a quarter after ten. tlft.'cti minutes before the first car una to sunt, the Mercury stood ready, with. In hi Place, the trim, khaki clad mechanician, concerning whose poa atble desertion Mr. Creen had spent much worry. Hut th driver, Stanton the unfailing, was missing. In th midst of the gay hubbub of th .cen. th Mercury camp was on th terg of freniy. "You'v telephoned to hi. hotel T Inquired Floyd, no less troubled be cause quiet, ss Mr. Green cam up wiping his brow a. "Telephoned! I've, telephoned to every hotel In th town, to th pollc. to to vry on. H went to hi. ho tel and dressed for th evening, after he left her yesterday, and wnt off In an Atalanta automobile with wtM confounded woman; that', all I ft RAM. 7 ... back to th h- Floyd', slender brown band .hut bard on tb sdg of tb .eat, hi Up curled slightly. "A woman?" b repeated, hla mr clless young vole .tinging. "Thy aay ao and I'd ft. aooa bav thought of Ralph Btanton gettlDg drunk." , "You'd better phone to tb Inaan sylum." advljed th mechanician, and turned bla back to tb whole af fair, watching th brilliant apcctacl befor blm with scornful gray ayes. FIv minutes passed, ten. Th first car was called to Ita station. Th Mer cury bad drawn fifth In tb lottery for place. Just four minutes before th starting hour, a taxlcab bowled furi ously across th crowds, cam to ft Jerky atop at th edge of tb course, and opened to emit Its passengsr. "8tantonl" balled bla manager, chok ing with exasperation and relief. "Btanton, for Heaven', sake where what" "BIck," tb driver flung at him, springing serosa to bla car, from which Floyd slid out to glv him en trance. "Mask, gloves, you others." "Kick?" echoed the unbelieving Mr. Green, amid the flurry of preparation. "Tou, you sick?" Btanton, In his seat, turned ft color less face toward Llm befor claaping on th maak. "Sick," be reiterated explicitly. "Ar you ready, Floyd V ' Tb Mercury drew up to ber line on exact tlm. And In tb momenta whll th cara In front were being sent away, Floyd found an opportunity to put ft question. "You bav been 111?" b coldly aaked. "Acut Indigestion; I've been In ft doctor'a office since nln o'clock laat night," snapped Ptanton. "Did you think I waa lying to you?" "No. Ar you lit to drlvr "If you'r afraid I'm not, get out and leave me." Tb algnal waa given. When th Mercury flashed across th Una, Floyd wss almost as pale from anger a. Stanton from recent Illness. Tb race waa for three hundred mllea, thirty times over the ten mile course with Its sharp elbows and steep hills, and waa expected 'o take some six hours of continuous driving. Th strain waa not light for th pilot at tb wheel. For tb first hour ther waa no In cident out of the vsual. Floyd sttend ed strictly to bis work and Btanton drove rather mor sanely than usual. But at tb beginning of th second hour, th rear of th Atalanta ear cam in view through the fog of duat ahead; th Atalanta, which bad start ed four minute. In advance of them. Btanton atghed vltt grim aatisfactlon, and speeded In pursuit "Turn ahead," warned Floyd, at hi. car. (TO BE CONTINUED.) NOT DRAWN FROM FLOWERS Perfumes Today Are Extracted From Almoat Everything but Seemingly Natural 8ourcs. Ther ar few perfume today that cannot be mad from chemwois, synthetically, aa tb chemists call is Formerly all perfume. wr !,tj-od Extending a Small Hand. from flowers, fruits, spices, woods oi other vegetable and animal sub stances. Th first perfume to be lml tated waa vanilla. In 1876. Hellotroplos followed, but obtained by oxidation of a by-product of camphor, Terplnol la on of th most freely used constituents of perfumes. This li a near relation of turpentine. With this a little oil and aquafortis a chei 1st can produce a perfume that cat scarcely be distinguished from thost exhaled by the lily of the valley, lilac and Cape Jessamine, varying accord Ing to the proportion. In which tbi chemicals are blended. Artificial violet Is a combination ol cltrol (an csseaco extracted from leru on), Indian vervalue, or lemon ver Lena, with common acetone, ft aub stance very Ilk pyrollgneous acid. No chemist has been abl to coun terfelt musk, but ft aynthetlo perfumi called musk Is mad from toluen i by-product of benxlne and coal tar This Is changed to ft complei car buret, treated with atotle and aui phurlo acids, 1. diluted and .old fti musk. Most of th cheap perfume, ar Im nations and tbey ar almoat alwayi Inferior to th flower extract. Bo It might properly b aald that It 1. I wis flowsr tbat know, fum. It. own pr tearn. He l. .. tel. at all." skeleton of giant REMAINS OF A BIO INDIAN FOUND IN CALIFORNIA. leven Feet Four Inches Wa. th Height of Member of Extinct Rsc Wbos Sons War Dug Up. oan rrancisco, tai. up to sdoui iou years ago giant race of Indian, nnanuea th coast region or Callfor- turea" on an Immens seal which I. ila. Remains of these bav been dls- 'occasionally aeen In th Strait, of :overed In th Inland of th Banta ' Messina, Is explained by ft .dentin Barbara channel. To William Alt- j writer a. being a mirage, such as fre nann, assistant curator of the Golden quently occur. In varlou. part, of Jat Park Memorial museum, belongs th world; "In fact," b say., "on b honr of discovering on of th mty iee . mlrag any day by looking Allest and best preserved skeleton through tb stratum of air overlying f thla extinct tribe. I a hot .tor, or adjacent to th aid Aitmann utilized bis vacation In x- :avatlng an old Indian burial mound n tba nursery of Thomas S. Duan, ;wo mllea from Concord, In Contra ?oeta county. Tb giant skeleton waa bund ten feet from tb surface, and iround It were a large number of mor ara and pestles, charm stones and bsldlan arrow beada. Tb skeleton ba. not yet bean nounted, but the bone, wer assem Jled on ft table in tb curator's of )c and placed on private exhibition. rb bone ar In good stat of pres tation, being bard and Arm. al Jiough brown with age. Two or three f th vertebra ar missing, and U" ikull I. broken Into three part. Tb ikeleton measures seven feet four ncbes. Tb tibia 1. seventeen Inch is In length. Tb skull Is In great contraat with tat of the Digger Indian of tb prea int day, being of a much mor Intel ectual type. The under Jaw la sqoar tnd massive, being remarkably thlclt md strong. Either th dead Indian was of great age or he subsisted on lard food, aa shown by his molara, which ar worn perfectly flat and tlose to th gums. Tha find 1. of th greatest Import inc to anthropologists tb world iver, confirming aa It does, th theory idvanced when tb giant akeletons wer unearthed In th Santa Barbara aland., that a superior race of Indt ins, physically and mentally, preced id the Digger and other native race. f the present day. This Is evidenced ilso In the pestle and charm atonea 'ound near the body. Tb former are ornamented with phallic carvlnga, whereas tb pestle, nade by tha former and present day Diggers, ar not carved or ornament td In any way. The charm stone, ar )f baked clay, beginning In th art f pottery making, wMch ar not 'ound with Digger remain. Thl. Interesting find was mad on he Salvador Pacheco ranch, part of which I. occupied by Duane's nursery. !t 1. Aitmann. Intention to make "urther exploration of tb mound at tn early date for other relic, of th lygon tribe. TAKES PAL'S PLACE IN JAIL Man Breaks Into Lockup and Frses Chum, but Lands In Letter's Celt Altoona. Pa. Breaking Into th bor ugb lockup at ' Tyron. William N'eugebauer liberated a comrade, Wtl lam Davldaon. but subsequently land id In th cell vacated by tb lat er. Davidson wa. arrested tha other lay for disorderly conduct on ft train etween Altoona and Tyron. and, as confined In the lockup to await a I learlng. Neugebauer went to th ockup about midnight picked th( ock on the door and walked In, found, he cell keys hanging on ft peg, ipened Davidson's cell, and th two. leparted a few hour, later. "Hey. Blllle! Let me out, too," :rled another inmate, but the request aa Ignored, whereupon the unliber ited on "peached" on Billle to Chief if Folic Wand, a few hour, later. Neugebauer was arrested, and when irralgned before a magistrate mad to defense, so he was held for court. Meantime bis pal, Davidson, ba. gone tway on ft vacation. Kept Vow Sixty-Eight Year. St. Louis, Mo. John M. Ftey, elgh-y-nlne years, old kept a vow 68 years, n which time he never crossed tb Mississippi river, though he had lived xintlnuoualy In St. Louis. Born in Switzerland and christened there ilovenne Frel he cam to St Louis it the age of twenty. The three months' trip In crossing he ocean so disgusted and terrified he young Swiss-Italian that be vow id on reaching St. Louis be never igaln would trust bis body over wa er. Ferries at St. Louis wer uc eeded by bridges, but tha vow wa. ;ept, and ba did not cros th river. Didn't Like New York Bean. New Tork.Jhlltp Walsh, fourteen, if Boston, who came her to make bis ortune, became homesick In two days 1 told City Hall Park Policeman ;ampbell that Nw York bean, wer tot fit to eat Twice Dlalocates Neck. Camden, N. J. Turning his head to lodge a falling timber at tb New fork shipyards In Camden th other Iny, Hugh Washburn, forty-nln year, ild, dislocated bis neck for the second im within two years. II was taken to Cooper hospital mfferlng terrible agony, wher It wa. tated that he would recover. Washburn waa Injured In ft Ilk nanner while working In ft Baltlmor hlpyard two years ago. Woman Miner Spurns th Ballot. Pittsburg, Pa. Far back tn th cok eglona of southwestern Pennsylvania las been found ft woman who for SO ear. ha. worked .Id by .Id with r husband In the coal mine. Ap roached by suffragettes and naked If h would like to vote, Just a. her lU.band, .he declared she would rath r lt her husband do that Small Reward. Kalamaxoo, Mich. A Burdlck hotel hambermald, who found ttO.000 worth Jewelry belonging to Nw York lesmsn which had been lost for 14 ioura, rclrd II reward. f- REDUCE YOUR LIVING EXPENSES I 1ST SBW.W- I II IklA1! M- al Has L .ft. V Mirage Easy to B Sean. Th celebrated FaU Morgana, ft pre.entatlon of natural "moving plo- of ft wall heated In th .unahln." Toung scientists will b Interested In verifying tbl. statement Displeased th Widow. A Philadelphia traveling man, bar ing gone upon that Journey for which there I. no return ticket, bl. many friend, of th road consulted together aa to th remembrance to bo sent by them, and finally decided upon ft de sign which was not only original, but which they considered peculiarly ap propriate. They never could under stand why tb widow would not re ceive tb beautiful ault case, mad of whit flower., with tb word., "HI. last trip." sld. In purpl violets, oa on Liquid bhje la s weak solution. Avoid It. Rd Cruu Ball hluo, the bluo that's all Uuav jrour sruear. Buy Worth of Cloth.. The Influence of clothes mast con tinue to be, as it has been from tb beginning of blstroy, either "sacred or or profane," a foremost factor In those force, by which man', destiny i. guided. HI. health and comfort, aim. and purposes, social standing and business prosperity; everything Indeed that make, his life worth living maw ba affected by It In direction, never dreamed of by the tailor who. If be doe. not actually make tha man, 1. largely Instrumental in making him what h la. Thalr Proper Place. Th folks who are perpetually pro testing that their conscience, an clear and that tbey have nothing foi which to reproach themselves are gen erally In a bad way, for th probabil ity 1. tbat their much-vaunted con cience. bave atopped working and a re of no further use. Such people never allow that they are In the wrong; their favorite sentence la, "1 told yon so!" and their proper place 1. on ft desert island with thick skinned turtles for boon companions Hair Fabrics. In th manufacture of hair fabric the hair la reduced to ft paste by a sol vent and all kinds of hair and fiber, sr used. Th past la run through tn artificial silk .pinner and drawn from th .pinner in threada. Some of thet ar a. yard or mor In length. They can b braided or woven like ar tificial horse-hair. Hair composition of superior quality la kept for the man nfactur of wigs and braids. Harper'. Weekly. No thmifhtfu! person usee liquid bloe. It's a pinch of bluo in a lanro bottio of watar. Ask ior Bad Cross Ball Bluo, tha bluo that's ail bhia. Ancient Italian City. Aaolo, which Inspired two of Brown ing. Terse. In "Asolando," and which Is observing th centenary, la ft forti fied town in Treviso, In northern Italy. It was th ancient Acelum, and pos sesses ft cathedral and a ruined aque duct Th former palace of Catha rine Cornaro, queen of Cyprus, is In th neighborhood. There are beauti ful .eats In tb vicinity, and th town ha. n population of under 6,000. Lon don Globe. Pastor' Merited Rebuke. When Samuel S. Colber wa. preach ing In an old log schooibouae in John son county, Missouri, In 1S52, hi. congregation waa quit small. On Sunday all wer altting at th desk, forward near th puncheon floor. The sermon was monotonous and tha old log seat, hsd no backs. Observ ing th sleepy, downcast look of th congregation, the minister wok them up by shouting: "Arouse, heaven 1 not under th floor!" Mothers wm find Mrs. Wlnslow's Boothlos Ryrui the boat remedy t use ior thai cuiivirwu f uitu( tv.a tvotbiue ieriud. . Have You Noticed Theset An Inventor In America haa earned th thanks of all who hav been seek ing after ft really sanitary form of kissing. In certain part, of that great country, when young ladle, go to par tie, and places wher they kiss, they are provided with ft atertllzed Ivory ring, mounted on ft silver handle. Thl. la Interposed between the kisser and th klsse. and th resulting sensation 1. known a. "pasteurized pleasure." or "gormless Joy." London Answer. Stabbed by Umbrella. Perhaps th strangest weapon ever , used for killing was an umbrella. In October. 1908, ft man named Ernest Smith was found dead In Chtswlck Hieh street. Fngland. He bad a punc tured wound In the eye which bad reached his brain and which the doc tor, agreed had undoubtedly been caused by the steel ferrule of an urn brella. Unci Pfnnywlse Ssyst Countless apes of time passed, as w compute time before the earth was prepared for the advent of man. The oldest civilisation known la that of , Egypt, nd th pyramids ar thing. oi yesteruay cenipareti wiiii iu iui mat Ion of th alluvial plain, of th Euphrates, or the delta of tha Missis sippi, not to mention th Laurentlan rocks. Th Peanut Dux. The last thing to recover from th Sects of ft big celebration 1. th five cent bag of peanut. It dwindle, pain fully during th Influx of great crowds. Other food, remain comparatively stabl in quantity for fixed price, but tb mob diminishes th allowance oi panuts for a nickel br half. Est CohUw rresJ Foods an ntmnmmi t"lW anm. Yuu at hotter oJitjr and nor toe rm mimv. TWr or nada la rour hune lata from the boot Oroaoa Owe sad Who, Lanre peckae-M contain a Bondows rrooiiass ssat aU era (uaranuod. Ak yuur frucar. Golden Rod Oftt. CoWea RooJ Pancake Floin'. Colden Rod Wheat Flake. Ralston Select Bra. Golden Ro4 Wheat Nut.. Golden Roil Chick Fo4 TUB PACIFIC LUTHERAN ACADEMY AND BUSINESS COLLEGE. OPENS SEPTEMBER 24 LOCATED NKAB TACOMA Christian: eo-orfo-rational; law rajrpus; modem oquipmont; atn ketica; now UM gymnasium u ruler conslruetiuo. PREPARED t rouifMy. and in the ahortaot pomuhlo time, tor oUrce. Bosiasss. Tsarhinar, Civil Horrico. aad Citisoatakia. Lajiovscos 8oo rialtr. Eight Coorsto; noentranes examinations; sne cfsl clajiiM f-.r f"mwr. EXPE.NHES LOW: Tuition, hoard, rone and washing, nirw months, f lau; eisbtson weaka, fust nino weeka, $60. Yots ask: How ran you furnUb sn this for less than tha usual pries of boajd and lodiriniff Ws aaswon By the aid of our church wo aro enabled to rive our students mora than tbsr par for. 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By Queer trick of politic, an lg norant and pompous old darky was elected Judge of a minor court in ft cer tain western state. In tha first cas over which he presided be mad ruling so absurd that th lawyer whos case was affected by It aald: "Thla 1. ft vary strange ruling, your honor. Upon what grounds do you make ltf "What grounds doe. you say ? Why, dese yer co'thouse grounds, of co'sal" replied the Judge. Judge. ) It Only Purpose. "O Willie. Willie." cried a teach, to ft hopelessly dull pupil, "whatever do your think your head la fort" Willie, who evidently thought thla an other of the troublesome question, that teacher, were alway. asking, pondered it deeply. "Pleas, miss." he replied at length, "to keep my collar on!" Youths Companion. Stimulant or Tonic? Ayer's Sarsaparilla is not a stimulant. It does not make you feel better one day, then as bad as ever the next There is not a drop of alco hol in it. Ayer's Sarsapa rilla is a tonic You have the steady, even gain that comes from such a medicine. Ask your doctor all about this. Trust him fully, and always do as he says. He knows. Mho make, th best liver pills? Ths J. C Ayer Company, of Lowell, Mas. Tbey hav been makii'g Ayer'. Pill, foi ever sixty yesrs. If you have the slight est doubt about using these pills, ast your doctor. Ask him first, thst'. bast. . Mas s- tha J " OO.. LowaU. Hsa- . WBRE& Sa
