The Oregon mist., June 30, 1911, Image 6

GOOD?
SURE IT IS
It's Good when the stomach
is bad.
It's Good when the bowels
are clogged.
It's Good when the liver is
inactive.
It's Good in any malarial
disorder.
HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH
BITTERS
AVOID SUBSTITUTtS.
TRY A BOTTIC TODAY.
Duok's Immunity to Snake Poison.
Experiments by MM. Billard and
afaublant. recorded In the "Comptes
Rendua" of the Blolocloal society of
Parla, ahows that the common duck
exhibit! a remarkable Indifference to
the venom of the riper. They also
find that the owl la similarly Immune.
Two of theae. badly bitten on the
feet, did not aeem much worse. M.
BUlard also finds that the domeatle
cat has almoat complete Immunity as
regards the viper.
Not So Bad aa He Seemed.
, carious incident occurred at a
Children's matinee In a Moscow theater
lately. The actor who played the vil
lain of the piece waa so dlstreased by
the horror with which the little specta
tors viewed him that, notwithstanding
the protests of the manager, he pulled
off his wig and falae beard, and
begged the audlenee to believe that he
waa oaly pretending to be wicked.
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TO WOMEN
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Hiss. All letters are received, opened,
read and answered by women. A wo
man can freely talc
1 of her private ill.
npss to a woman ;
I thus lias been es
tablished this con.
fidence between
Mrs. lMnkham and
the women of
America which bas
never been broken.
Xever has she roub-
usnea a testimonial or used a letter
without the written consent of the
writer, and never has the Company
allowed these confidential letters to
jet out of their possession, as the
aundrerls of thousands of them la
their files will attest.
Out of the vast volume of experience
which Mrs. Pinkham has to dra"
from, it is more than possible that she
has gained the very knowledge needed
in your case. She asks nothing in re
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sny woiiian, rirn or poor, biduiu uo
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Every woman oujrht to have
Lydia H. l'inkliam's 80-page
Text Book. It lit not a book for
general distribution, as it Is ton
expensive. It Is free nnd onN
obtainable by mail. - Write for
It todav.
Whistling Kettle.
A new whistling kettle has a long,
narrow neck at the top, by which It
Is both filled and emptied. This Is
covered by a cap the length of the
neck, and at the top of thta Is a
whistle which acts directly the kettle
bolls by reason of the steam passing
through it.
Our New
Hair Vigor
Ayer's Hair Vigor was good,
the best that was made. But
Ayer's Hair Vigor, new im
proved formula, is better. It
is the one great specific for fall
ing hair. A new preparation in
every way. New bottle. New
contents. Ask your druggist to
show it to you, "the new kind."
Dott not ckann iht ntot of Ift hair.
A
rrmml witk ml ktti
Skr it m rr
iters
Sik kla koa It,
At wt new make our new Hair Vigor it
does not have the slightest effect upon
the color ef the hair. You msy use it
freely and for any length of time with
eat fear ef changing the color. Stop
falling hair. Cures dandruff.
11 Mill sae . 9. Aver ee., teweU, Mm, '
WHERE HE EXPECTED TO GO
Cheerful Grocer's Clerk Makes Witty
Reply to Housewife Who Wanted
Only Fresh Goods.
"Have you any country butter?" the
young housewife asked.
"No'ra," the grocer's clerk respond
ed, "but we have some near-butter."
'Well, have you any fresh leaf
lard?"
'Sorry, ma'am; but I can give you
some of our finest near-lard and you
can't tell the difference.
'Well, of all the stores! Could I
get a glass of honey for the chil
dren r
Er I'm afraid not, ma'am; but we
have some excellent near-honey."
The housewife sighed.
"Dear me!" she said reproachfully.
Tou should be ashame' to sell so
many adulterated foods! Where do
you expect to go when you die, young
man?"
Near-heaven, ma'em," calmly re
ponded the clerk, as he chased a
fly away from the prunes. Judge.
Presence of Mind.
The burglar, having pocketed all
the loose Jewelry In sight, which was
not much, roughly awoke the sleep
ers.
"I want them diamond irboba o'
yourn, ma'am," be said.
Please don't tear their out of her
ears." begged the husband; "I'll de
tach them and hand them to you my
self." "All right, sir. Quick, now!"
Subsequently the burglar learned
that he had robbed the dwelling of
Professor Presto, the magician, and
that the professor had cleverly sub
stituted a pair of glass imitations for
the diamond earboba."
Appropriate Carmenta.
There are times when the pun.
much abused and poverty-stricken and
ged aa It generally is. seems to Justi-
its appearance. One day, when
Mr. Potter waa trying to read a re
liance story to bis matter-of-fact wife.
he had recourse to a pun to save his
temper.
"And so the evening wore on," read
Mr. Potter, "and "
"What did it wear?" Inquired tis
wife In her dryest tone.
"My dear," said Mr. Potter, after
a scarcely perceptible hesitation, "If
you must know. It was the close of
an autumn day." Touth'i Companion.
AN INSULTIN-, QUESTION.
Father baa given me 1100 every
birthday since I was 21, and I have
saved every cent of IL
"How many thousand dollars have
you gut in the bank?"
Unconverted.
"Jlblots read a pamphlet this morn
ing advocating the use of predlgested
food."
"Didn't he have anything better
than that to do."
"No. He waa waiting to be served
a breakfast order of pork chops, to
matoes and hot waffles."
"Was he frightened by what be
read in the pamphlet?"
"No. He merely ordered some addi
tional pork chops."
Where the Fighting la.
"War with Japan seems Imminent
These dreadful rumors alarm me."
"Too bad!"
"What would you do?"
"Well, I think I would switch maga-
ilnea."
Good News.
'My dear, our landlord says he's
going to raise our rent"
Olad to hear be caa do It I
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GfiAfto CAyyart or rtc
T
HERB la a gigantic plan pro
posed to ronvert the Orand
canyon of Arizona Into a huge
lake behind a dam 700 feet
high. Over this dam will flow
a constant stream of water at the rate
of 3ii,000 or more cubic feet a second,
sufficient to turn all the machinery In
the I'nited States. If not In the world.
In addition to this, the water thus
stored will provide constant and never
failing Irrigation for 5.000,000 acres of
land which is otherwise hopelessly
waste. The plans are already on pa
per, and there Is plenty of money be
hind the enterprise. All that Is lack
ing Is government consent to ruin in
part the grandest work of nature In
the world, the Grand canyon, and place
at the bottom of the great abyss a
Take 7 miles wide and 35 miles long.
The canyon proper la 9 miles wide, 13
miles long and a mile deep, so all of
Its scenic beauty will by no means be
destroyed. In fact, one standing upon
the rim and looking at the water be
low, without previous knowledge, will
be unable to tell that man has In any
way tampered with nature's great dis
play. Three states, California. Nevada and
Arizona are vitally Interested In the
project, and In these states there has
already. developed a sentiment which
will tend to exclude the private con
struction of the dam and plant, and
rest It entirely In the hands of the gov
ernment. At the point in Arizona near
the Intersection of the Arizona, Cali
fornia and Nevada state lines, there la
a point in the canyon which Is only
150 feet wtde. Here a wing dam ran
be constructed at comparatively low
cost which may be built as high as
one pleases without fear of securing
too much water pressure behind K.
Once constructed, the water will
back within the canyon for 35 miles.
Most of this will be cared for by the
smaller canyons leading off from the
big canyon, which are not Included In
the measurement of Ita 13 miles of
actual length. These small canyons
are also walled by solid rock, and
therefore there Is no danger whatever
from an overflow from any aource.
In order to flood surrounding land
the water would have to rise to the
height of one mile, less 700 feet. id
rover an area nine miles wide within
the canyon. The dam will, therefore,
be absolutely safe, for the retaining
wall at the end of the reservoir, owing
to the structure of the walls of the
ranyon at that point, will bear prac
tically no weight of the water what-1
ever.
The effect of the construction of this
dam cannot well be grasped by per
sona unfamiliar with what has been
done by way of development In the
southwest during the last decade. The
southwest. In the first place. Is pre
paring for a vast Increase of popula
tion from Europe once the Panama
canal Is finished, but It Is recognised
that without Industries only a certain
amount of Increase, will be accommo
dated. Arizona has shown a rensus
Increase of more than 60 per cent,
since 1900. fllnce the census was ta
ken boards of trade in the territory
report heavier Inquiries about the ter
ritory. World'a Greatest Chasm.
TbeOrand canyon of the Colorado Is
the moet stupendous chasm In the
world. Standing In the presence of
these precipitous rocks which tower to
heights of 5,000 feet, piercing ' the
clouds above; the abyss yawning at
his feet the spectator la overpowered
by the Immensity of the spectacle
confronting him. There la probably no
other spot on earth where man la more
impreased with his own Insignificance
or more overwhelmed with the majesty
of nature. It Is the grandest of all the
world's gorges. It Inspires one with
Its sublimity; It appalls him with Its
heights. Us depths. Its awful solitude.
The hand of the Infinite bas chiseled
these rocks Into most fantaatte forms,
their towering turrets and Imposing
minarets standing out boldly In bas
relief against the deep blue of a south
cologaoo
ern sky. And over all la the Illusion
of distance.
One cannot conceive the vastness of
It all and la met by a aerlea of aur
prises, aa It Is borne In upon him that
yonder gorge, or rock, or peak, or cape
lies miles In the distance. At the
bottom of the gorge the river, turbu
lent and plctureaque, madly rushes on
amid Ita rock environment, lashing It
self Into foam. About the mighty
peaks soars the eagle, and struggling
vegetation contends against fate for a
foothold among the rocks. Hut the
beaste of the forext and the flowers of
the field rarely Intrude upon these
lonely solitudes.
It is conceded that the Grand canyon
cannot be adequately painted In words,
yet some comparisons may give an
idea of Ita Immensity. Its total length
from the confluence of the Green river
to Its outlet in the Gulf of California
la more than 700 miles. With Its nu
merous laterals, some of which are
shown In the accompanying lllustra
tlons. Its length Is more than 1.000
miles. The great scenic section com
monly meant by the words, the Grand
canyon of Arizona, with a depth of
more than a mile from the rim of the
river, la 217 miles long. It has been
estimated that If all the earth and
rock that has been and will be exca
vated for the building of the Panama
canal, from the first Inception of that
great enterprise by the French com
pany to Its ultimate completion to sea
level by the American government
could be dumped Into this great rift
in the Arizona plateau. It would still
require twenty thousand times aa
much more to fill It; and the surface
area of the built up territory would be
more man io.odu square miles, or
equal to the whole of Switzerland, or
to Massachusetts, Delaware. Coneetl-
cut and Rhode Island, combined. If It
were possible to take the whole chain
of the Allegheny mountains, turn them
upside down and dump them Into the
Grand canyon, there would atlll be
tremendous canyon left. If the tallest
ak east of the Rockies rould be
planted at the level of the Colorado
liver. Its summit would still be far
below the feet of the observer stand
Ing on the rim. The greatest of the
pyramids of Kgypt Is 4S5 feet high, the
Washington monument Is 555 feet tall
and the bat on the statue of William
Pen that surmounts the City ball at
Philadelphia la 5."i7 feet above the
level of the street. If one placed the
Pyramid of Cheopa upon the floor of
the ranyon, planted the Philadelphia
City hall upon Its apex, and then
poised the Washington monument up
on ttint their aggregate height would
reach only a quarter of the way to the
top.
It Is 44 years since MaJ. Powell, long
the distinguished head of the I'nited
States Geological survey, signaled to
his fellow countrymen that he bad
made the run of 1.000 miles of Ameri
can canyons. The scientific world
stood agape, for the feat waa believed
to be all btu impossible. Vp to Pow
ell's time man thought of the canyon
aa something altogether forbidding
and unapproachable so little was It
known, so much was It dreaded and
even now, when men have descended
to the river by man made trails and
the telephoto lena has searched out
the unreachable glares, though tour
ists have confronted It with battery
of cameras, thought geologists have
borne their testimony and artists have
sketched and painted, and travelers
have exhauated vocabularies to give
expression to their wonder still we
have caught but a glimpse of this
manifold mystery, for the particular
view that enthralls us Is but one of
ten thousand views.
Thomas Moran, whose masterful
painting of the canyon adorns the capt
tol at Waahlngton, and who, above all
other painters, has succeeded la de
picting Its Illusive atmosphere, once
said: "I can understand how a man
caa attempt to paint the canyon, but
how can a man be foolish enough to
attempt to describe it I"
REAL BOON TO ALL HUMANITY
Mrs. Hawgood Cannot Understand
Why One Should Not listen to
Talk of Other People.
"I met a man today," said llarrl
ion liawgood. "who la working on a
great inveutlon an Invention that
will be a real boon to humaulty If
be eurceed-i In perfecting It."
"What Is It?" asked Mrs. liawgood
"A contrivance to put In one'e ears
so that one may r:de In an elevated,
a trolley car or In any other kind
of a public convey, nee aid not ha
lo listen to the conversation of p
pie who sit nest to one. It Is so
constructed or will be when he gets
It perfected -that It cannot possibly
be seen, yet It will make It possible
for the wearer to get along without
hearing a word that Is spoksn even
by people who alt beside him or In
seats directly back or In front of
him."
"Well, but why shouldn't one wish
to hear the conversation of other
people !"
One for the Clergy,
Somewhat Superior Young Minister
of the Kplsropal Church No. dear
lady, frankly. I cannot persuade my
self that It would bo safe to let wom
en vote.
"And what, msy I ask, Is your rea
son for opposing It?"
Well, dear lady, I cannot but think
that if women were to vote It would
make them, let us say a little er er
masculine."
'Oh, I don't know. It has never
had that effect upon the clergy."
Life.
A CHOICE OF TERMS.
Miss Itather Have you congratu
lated our hostess on ber birthday?
Miss Clever No; 1 have condoled
Ita her.
8. Holmes Jr.
"Hah!" exclaimed Sherlock Holmes
Jr.
"What Is It, Sherir asked Vr.
Whatson.
The great amateur detective and
his friend were sitting In the private
office of Itllllngton T. Iltilllan, the
flnancltr, waiting for him to return
from lunch.
"This man has a homely atenog.
rapher. for whom he has no affec
tion." said Holmes. ,
"Hut I thought you told me
didn't know him?"
you
"I don't. Haven't you noticed that
he keeps a picture of his middle-aged
wife on his desk?"
No Place for Him.
"Cal In our lawyer." said the presi
dent of the corporal I03.
"Yes. sir." replied the vice presi
dent "Has anything of Importance
happened?"
"No, I merely want to find out Just
how far we can go without being In
danger of becoming liable to arrest."
"Hut It seems to me. If I may say
so. we are going rbout as far as our
conscience should let us."
"Conscience? Oh! flay, you'd bet
ter quit big business and go run a
Sunday school somewhere."
On Ice.
"Tes," said Alkali Ike, couple o"
cow punchers Indulged In a very pret
ty scientific scrap down at Had
Hucko's yesterday."
"It's wonderful how cool those fel
lows week under the circumstances,"
remarked the eastern tourist.
"Yes. they certainly have to be
kept cool, stranger. I believe. f.,r
some reason or other, their funerals
ain't to be for a couple o' days yet"
Catholic Standard and Times.
Pointer for Housewives.
C. ft. -1 ..
rMiiM.ua neu. VS lust
iwi gins at me intelligence office.
iuuu uuing 10 Keen two nu.1,1.
now ;
'; 1 ensnsf.fi nna
10 come wionaay and the other a week
f mm M llhllaV favttaaaa ai ...
uouni oe leaving. I can't snend all
.S AS a a " '
W 1 1 T II lll. 1 iBfll HA
my time bunting Intelligence
juage.
A Halr-Ralslng Accident.
"What was the commotion at k.
theater the other night whan ih.
crowd gathered In the lohby?"
"A lady coming out had a head on
collision with an obtruding gaa Jet
and her elaborate coiffure waa a nr'
feet wreck." v
"What waa the causa of t?"
"I think, misplaced switch."
The Straight ef It.
"Is my hat on straight?"
"I can't tell."
"Can't tell when woman, t,.. 1.
on straight r
'Well, It la hanalne ti,.i .k
toft ear." " 7ur
Tosq if, 0B itralght Ooo4b.
ad for the Boys.
During a spring thunderstorm J
Orange county. N. a flock of J
numbering IS sought the earns trttd
shelter. It was struck by .J
and 79 of the birds killed. TW
are not more thaa a doisn Croi J
In ttje county, and what the boy, J
going to throw stones at this J
mer la a pussle. They'll have to Id
the crows lo from some other auJ
r give up the fun of pegging, i
Important Question.
It is laie to rrame such a qU( j
"Can the coo ne a ladyr The nj
question is now ana ever w) U
"Can the lady cook?" Bt. Louis pj
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