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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 25, 1910)
'THROUGHOUT GEtGOII Chrcr.lcle of Important Events cf Interest to Our Readers. alllnger Rule on Land. - Hermiston The public notice of July I issued by the secretary of the , Interior, has created a, stir among the persons who won land in the sec ; ond and third units who have not made water application. The notice ays any one applying after December of each year will have all the charges to pay that are due, where If a man v applies for water before that time a year Is given to make payments. The secretary of the Interior has ; notified the Umatilla River Water ; Users' association that no steps shall be taken to foreclose on the land not paid up until May 31, 1911. This gives the people time to make water pay menu of 1909 until March 31. Furnisn-Coe Dam Finished. Pendleton The Furnish-Coe dam , across the Umatilla river at Cae sta tion, one of the largest projects of its kind in the state, is completed and , will he turned over to the Furnish-Coe company by the contractors soon. The work of filling the great reservoir formed by the construction of the dam will be started upon the arrival of the flood season. The water thus stored will be used ouring the sum mer months In Irrigating 10,000 acres of land contained in the Furnish-Coe project In the west end of the coun ty, and with Stanfield as the project town. The dam Is 1100 feet long, 50 feet high, 220 feet wide at its base and 2t feet wide at the top. LARGEST VOTE IN HISTORY Portland Oregon cast the largest Tote in its history in the recent gen eral election, according to the official returns, a compilation of which has been completed. The vote cast for candidates of all parties for governor totaled 11S.412, or approximately 7,600 more, than were cast lor presidential electors in 1H0S. The total vote cast in that year was 110.SS9. West's Lead is 6152. The total figures compiled from of ficial returns, but whlcn cave net yet been canvassed by tae state election board, give Oswald West, democrat, a lead over J-ay Bowerman, republican, tor governor, of 6132. West received 54,853 and Bowermaa 47,701. The counties carried by Bowerman are Columbia, Coos, Gilliam, Hood River, Josephine, Klamath, Lake, Lane, Morrow, Sherman, Umatilla, Wasco, Washington and Wheeler. West, therefore, carried 20 out ot the total of 34 counties. In the First Congressional District the plurality of W. C. H-iaiey, re publican, is 7,931, he having received 26,264 votes to 18,333 for K. G. Smith, democrat In the Second District, A. W. Laf ferty, republican, has a p'urai:?y of 11,146, having i;-:vid 0,tC :c::s to Manning's 19,437. A. M. Crawford, republican caLui date for attorney general, received the highest individual vote of any cacdi date, but was not opposed by a demo crat, his one opponent being C. C. Brix, Socialist. Mr. Crawdiord re ceived 83,456 to Brix' 19,037. John Cochran, as manager for Jay 'Bowerman, in the late gubernatorial campaign, expended 31,202.30 in be half of Mr. Bowerman, according to his sworn statement filed with the secretary of state. Oswald West, governor-elect, ex pended only -i50 In securing the of- fice, according to a statement of cam- j palgn expenses which wa foed by j him with the secretary of sttte. Tax Amendment Carried. Compilation of the official rote on the various Initiative and referr-ndum measures reverses the result hereto fore encnunced on the county taxa tion amendment that appeared under the ballot numbers 326 yes and 327 no. Instead of having been defeated, the complete figures show that the measure has carried by a majority ot 1655. .'. a. r. ,1 The county tax measure, as it is commonly known, was eubmitted through the Initiative by the labor organizations of the state. It takes from the Legislature all power to pass laws regulating taxation or exemp tions and gives that power solely to the people, although the Legislature may submit such laws for approval or rejection at the polls. -Each coun- ty is permitted to regulate taxation j within its .borders aa It sees nt. The j suggestion which was equally favored levying of poll tax Is prohibited. y the department. It will be neces The bill is regarded at having been ! 7 for the state leclulature to ap designed as an entering wedge for ' W this project and make an ap "alngle tax" measures. Under its propriation for equlpp'ng the station orovlslons a county whose votera : before It can be opened. Another were so disposed might adopt that 1 system, even though the measure could not muster strength In the state at large to be made state law, BUSINESS LOCALS Matting r.t Muckle's. 20c rer yard and up. Have yon thought how fine it would be if you had someone or so iethinx doing your day's work for you? Ask the Columbia County Bank to explain today. ' TAXKN Up At tny premises at Deer j Island, on or about July i!u'.h, Ui 10, ore - bay horse, weighing alout 1100 pounds Owner can have the sail. by paying ex- censes and cost of advertlsine. ' A mA Vl'Tt T tlM I WILLIAM BLAKE. 'news paracraHts from. OTlTETrClTIEt IN OKKCON Order have lc u Issued by Adju tant General V. E. Fiuior, Oregon Na , Uoual Guard, lor the disbanduicnt ot , th coast artillery company located at Astoria. j v.. ra. Dprom, ui nuou ".., vo.-., ; la the winner of tbe grand sweep ' itak priie of the third Spokane na jtional apple show. The winulng ex I hlbit. a carload of Spltaenbergs was ' given a rating of 99.73. The prize ' consist of $1,000 In cash aiid a g. Id uiejnl banner. i After eight hours' deliberation by t the Jury Curt! llelvey, at Oregon i City, ai found gailt-y of murder in the second degree. Iu a quarrel at Cnru last June, llelvey shot auJ j killed George Smith. He contended that he acted in self-defense. At a meeting of the Douglas- Coun ty Fruitgrowers' V'uion held at Rose burg, the Producers' Fruit Company of Sacrameuto was vested with power to handle and dispose of the Iruit grown in Douglas County durlug the year 1911. Ten years of activity by the Oregon Idaho Young Men's Christian Associa tion will be reviewed by the aunual convention of that organization, which will be held in Eugene, December 2, 3 and 4. The first convention of the Oregon-Idaho organization was ' also held in Eugene ten years ago. Whea a jury at The Dalles broug'.it In a verdict of not guilty in the case of Orville B. Fields, charged with burglary, the acquitted man's fiancee, Miss Sarah Perrault, who was a con stant visitor at the county Jail dur ing Fields' confinement and an anx ious attendant at the trial, appeared at the county clerk's office immedi ately after his release and secured a license to wed him. The greatest number of votes cast on any measure was on the prohibi tion law, which received a total of more than 106,000. The bill w as de feated by 20,915. Approximately 11, 000 votes fewer than those east for candidates for Governor were polled on this bill. Statewide prohibition, as provided for by constitutional amendment was defeated by 17,846, in a total of more than 104.000 votes recorded on the amendment. The first conviction under the w hite slave act of congress ever secured in ' a Federal court of the United States, , occurred at Portland, when a jury re ; turned a verdict of guilty against two i Greeks, George Kavalin and Jim Ta i kos. The penalty which may be In flicted by the court when the men are brought In for sentence may tuck J away the duo for a period of ten years ; and carry a fine of not more than $5,000 on each cour.t. i State Treasurer Steel has prepared his second and last biennial report to the Oregon legislature which shows ; , there was on hand in the state treas-' ury September SO, 1010, 1124,913.14. , The report covers the two years be , twee n October 1, 1903, and Septem ber 30, 1910. The receipts, including : transfers for the two year3 were 17, i 0S5,S"3.28 and di.-barsenients Including ; transfers were 37,329,262.43. There ! were on hand at the beginning of the : period $658,320.15. ! Of 3,210,364 bushels of wheat ex ported from eleven customs districts j in the United States during October, . Portland send away 1,173,240 bushels, and for ten months ending with the October exports, this port is credited : with 2,CS2,4S4 bushels, thereby taking 1 rank as the greatest exporter for . that period in the United State3. i John Tlmmcrman, one of the wealth i iest wheat growers In Umatilla county, was kicl:ed to dea'h by one of his : horses last week. Profezsor 0'Gar:, chief Inspector of i Jackson county, lllleves that he dis ; covered that the blaclc spots which ; broke out on apples In several cars shipped east from Medford this fall, ' were due to soluble matter In the ar senate cf lead used In spraying the fruU The p,l(,eB when tiey lett Med. for(, W(?fe ,n of conditIonf bat when they began to sweat the sol uh'e matter, which bad entered the pores caused small cavities beneath the skin. Many of the prize apples sent to the display at Minneapolis were thus affected. William J. Kerr, president of Ore gon Agricultural College, who has been In Washington cttendlng the an nual convention of agricultural college president, had ceveral conferences with officials of the department of ag riculture regarding co-oberative work which is being planned in Oregon. Ti e department Is anxious to take tip Professor Kerr's suggestion that co operative Irrigation work be under taken In the Willamette Valley, the expenses to he borne jointly by the state and federal governments. Pro fessor Kerr also urged the establish ment of a co-operative fruit expert- mont station in Southern Oregon, a project laid before the department by I Mr. Kerr contemplates the establish ment cf a co-operative dry farm ex periment station in Harney valley. - A Grot 8ort. Old Bachelor Uncle-Well, Charlie, what do yon want now? Charlie Ob, I want to bo rich. Rich! Why ol" "Becanse I want to be petted. Ma snys yon are an old fool, but must be petted .because yon are rich. But It's a great secret, and I mustn't tell It Every time a man come across a lot of old clothes In the house be marches b pockets, though fa never " anyinwg. MANY ARE KILLED IN MEXICAN RIOTS Soldiers Fire Into Throngs of Rioters With Disastrous Effects. El rso. Tex. Oue hundred per eons were killed in riots which took place at Zaeatreas, lu the interior of Mexico, according to reports received hero. b'old'ers fired Into a struggling body of rioters with disastrous effect. One hundred Is the lowest estimate ot the loss of life, which may reach 500. A dispatch from Del Rio, Tex., on t'ie .Mexican border, 250 miles east of here, mates that rumors are current cf a tight which Is supposed to have tikeu place m'.-.r there between Amer icans and Mexicans. I'.eports that bands or Mexicans have crossed the river at different l-i.uts cannot be verified. County of- fiet-i and United States river cuard state that they have no positive In-1 U rination of trouble, but have heard i rumor, 0f an invasion and attack at i different points. j Troops Camp on Border. j . i Ipon what Is regarded as good au- j tiiority. It Is learned that Brigadier j TT"inS I"6- Ti .ed iioiu Washington to hold troops in reauiness lor service on the Mex ican border. Already four companies of. the Twenty-third. Infantry from Fort Clark are encamped near Eagle Tars. ta tut; ittjiuur oi ine oiHie J;oreau, and Is remote from line of communication. News of the riots diri not reach the out6lde world until late Sunday, although the battle took p'ac- Saturday n;ght. It is stated tl.r.t quiet has now been restored by pl.u-ics the city under rigid military ruli'. The latest reports are that the slain are still lying the streets where they fell. Rieting in Mexico. Mexico City One hundred persons, including the chief of police, were killed in t':.e riots at Puebla. accord ing to l i J. U received here. The storieo tu!J are that the trouble be gan when several policemen headed by the chief attempted to break up a juee.iug 01 anu-re-eiecuonists Deing i-eni .u u ic.su nail. A3 LQiei or fo- lice Miguel Cabrera and his men ad vanced toward the building, a door was ciened by a woman, who shot the chief. Two Cities Fill. Mexico '!,). c lighting oc curred Monday at Durtine-), Trreon, I'arral and Gumrz P.ilachlo, Torreon and Gomez Palachio falling Into the Lands ;.f the rebels. Three hundred of the fri!'ial trcops at Gomel Pal arhia .-.re ,iid to have gone over t the insurgents wl'o have now turned their attention to attacking the loyal forces at Torreon. NEW STANDARD IS SET FOR APPLE BELT Spokane. When the Third National Apple show closed a new page In hor ticultural 1;!: tcry was recorded and the most striking feature was the ex tremely high avenge established from five wide'y separated sections of the great Xoi thnest's tu J.e.t. "There never has been In the his tory of the apple show," snld II. O. Fribach, secretary ot the Ashland, Ore., Conim"! ci.-il Club, who has had chars-; of otie of the liish scoring car- . nt ,u Jo(a h!ch pwtun d i o 1 show, "an exh'bit mimy h's'i average or siich n. vast number of applet so r.'.ar perfec Ion." The highest rating last year was that of a!! Spitzenbergs from the Rocue River Valley, with 9sl. This year five cars exceeded that 'record by a liberal margin, the highest, on Hood River SpitzenbiirgK, which took the sweepstakes, being 9S7, or only 3-1000 short of absolute perfection. Wenat chee Splzenherg with a rating of 9'.'1.4; Hr.od River Newtowns, 9SS.1; Yakima Sp.'izi nlergs, 957.9, and Yel low Xewtowns Horn the Ashland dis trict of the R'jgje River Valley with SS3.7, all (xc. In the past. d the highest average ROYALISTS ATTACK PREMIER Paris. Imposing national ceremo nies in the Tuillerts garden, In con nection with the dedication of a statue yeeted to the memory of Jules Forty, the French statesman, were marred by an assault upen Fremlcr Ilriaud who, while walking with Pres ident ralllrres, was struck twice in the face by a R;yalist. The Premier ' ; Borious!y hurt. The crowd Ret uptn the Premier's asaallant, but determined Intervention by the guards saved him from being beaten to death. Keep ftl saving and the funded Capital of your saving years; of the year's rou havn earned will take up your life's burden and yon 'II not need to work at all. Tbe Columbia County Dank will explain this. Ask. Information is free. IIorsk.i TUivmit and Bold At tlie Scappoose Livery Stable. Thoroughbred White KelleMtr.-m, Orpington and Rhode Island Red j . 1 t Booster for sale by. D. T. GERDf.S, Iloulton, Ore. FOREIGN i'tSBITS The whole of M lo-rU has been 5 officially dcclamd infected with holer. Japan hits placed dcr for a Dreadnought bs;r thuu any uudor construction. The ship will be of a tonnnge ol 23,Quu t,ud will co.U about 1 12.250,000. Thousands of farmers throughout the Canadian went want the duties on Mriculniral Implements lowered so that they can buy fron Anieiictu firms cheaper thcr . .,' io now. The militant ?t:rr.grtt- re-opened hostilities against tiu government iu Untlanil anil nari'MRit 1000 troll OU , tne rar,lBm.ut buKdmgs. give the po lice a lively iig'.it. The woutou, many of whom were placed under arrest, were led by .Mrs. Emuieliue Pauk hurst. Never has t'tere been anything more striking In Fnglisli politic than the situation todav. The Irish party ab solutely domiiia.es the situation and Redmond is tie cribed everywhere as the dictator from whom the prime minister, the chancellor of the ex chequer and the house of lords must take their orders. DDI PC MCIVC flC TUP WPPW ",tr WtW Ur lf1t "" Ev,,ry blllla ln t,very ,)ls(ol carrUa by l'a'?80 policemen w ill have Us own distinguishing mark In accord- ance wltn orJors sslloJ b clllt,( of Ho;jce 8teward Twenty years in San Quentin pCnl- tentiary was the sentence Imposed on Robert Thompson, convicted of mur der lu the secuud degree, through an operation on Kva bwan, a young Bten ograpner, whose mutilated body was discovered tinder the flooring of a vacant house in San Francisco. j jonn R Tweeddalo. a Princeton ; graduate, now living In the Province ' of Saskatchewan, Canula, hits pre sented to the PraicetLn university II ! brary a snia'l tin of tea, which he ! says was a part of that thrown Into Boston harbor by the famous Boston i Tea Party iu 1773. ; Joseph Wendling, accused of the j murder of S year-old Alma Kellner last December, was brought to trial j on Monday. The disappearance of ! the Kellner child and the subsequent i discoverey of her mutilated remains attracted wide attention at the tlmo, as did also the capture of Wendling ' in San Froiwisco some months later. I The 30,000 monument and statue of ; Gi.neral James Oglethorpe, the found er of Georgia, has been unveiled in , Savannab with notable ceremonies, Th envornnr r.f ..v..rl tnt t,h part in the exercises j WASHINGTON, D. C, NOTES j Congress will be urged to appro priate a sum annually for five years i tor restcckiiis' the Columbia river with salmon with a view of at least douu ling the cannery output. A meeting of the democratic con- I lerence to pave the way for the cam : paign of 1912 w hl be aeld In Washing j-ca January 9, a call having been is sued for the meeting of representative democrats under the auspices of th National Democratic League of Clubs The United National Association of Postoffice Clerks has Inaugurated a campaign whereby they hope to obtain the eight hour day In the same way that it Is granted to other branches of government service If Cnamp Clark Is eiceted speaker cf the next fco t.e of representatives he will be the thirty-fifth man chosen as the presiding olflcer of the house and the first one ever elected from Missouri. Clark would also bo the second ppeaker to hail from west of this Mississippi river. NEWS OF NOTED PERSONS With the statement that the admin istration of Mayor Frederick Bussee of Chicago is "scandalous," Edward F. Dmino, who preceded the present mayor as chief executive of that city, announced his candidacy for a second term as mayor. Battling Nelson is to be given an- ol,ier chance next Saturday afternoon, November 26, to bIiow whether he can come back. In his coming match, to be held under the auspices of Jim my Croffroth's club In an open air arena, be is to be matched with Owen Moran. John R. Walsh will not be liberated from the Federal penitentiary at Leavenworth, Kan., where he is serv- ln a five-year sentence for wrecking the Chicago National Rank and allied , Institutions. Judge Kenesaw M. Landls, In the Cnlted States District Court at Chi cago, announced to attorneys appear ing before him seeking a change "of venue In the case ajtainst Chicago ' meat packers, that he would be unable to bear the ottse, Irrespective of argu ment for or against such a course. I Judge W. II. A. McPIke, of Nevada, ; known from coast to coast as the "dl- , vorce Judge," dropped dead rcently. ' Judge McPIke divorced sueh well known couples aa Mrs. Hargarct Mc Klm, William E. Corey and Virginia , flamed. A seven room houe and a fivo room , house for sale cheap. fHrictly n den and both are new. Don't mis tllaop I portunity to get a bntne in St. He'.?ni at a bargain. Inquire of R. I. Williams, We bny in large quantities and are bble to fell at smaller preces than the other fellow, Jamea Muckle & Bon. Horses For Sai.r Light and heavy ,,orM!S ,or a,e ' the fccppooe Livery ttol,1l Stable, Foa Rent A new six room house. Columbia Co. Rank INSURGENTS LOSE IN GRANGE BATTLE Wives Arrayed Against Hus bands in Balloting on Fight for Control. Attantio City. N. J. The move by the insurgents for accos to the book of the National UraiiKU to secure evi dence ot alleged reckless use of fuud of the organization met defeat after the debate, lu which the hostile force put forth their best speaker. Worthy Muster lluime, of Michigan, presented the resolutlou, asking per mlssiou to go over the records. Then speeches were made by Muster Spcuee, of Oregon; Kegley, or Wash ington; lloyt. of South Dukota. and other. Wives, who according to the law ot the ti range are given eijuul franchise with their husbands. In many tunc voted In opposition to the men when the standpatters aud insurgents fin ally lined up for the ballot. When the vole was counted the insurgent had mot with defeat lu their first move to wrest the control from the present administration. Co-oper.itiou iu store, life und fire Insurance, marketing products, chiefly occupied the attention or the (irungo prior to the war over the opening ot the book. Every state master who reported declared that, where the co operative plan had been Introduced, it was growing In popularity and wus saving large sum to the farmers. Roosevelt Visits White House. Washington Theodore Royscvelt returned to the While lloii-e Saturday aud there was uo member of the fam ily of its occupant, his siiev-esor a president, there to bid him welcome. President Taft, was In Cuba, and Mrs. Taft 1 in New York on a chopping expedition. However, the colonel made himself at home, and although he remalued only a short time,' hook hands with all tbe clerks und attache:, most of whom were there when ho departed nearly two years ago. HARRIMAN LINES OWN NORTH COAST Portlaad, Ore. The North Coast Railroad, whluh for five year or mJte.j ha been engaged I n construction work In Eastern Washington, will soon ccise to be a mystery. The an nouncement, when It come, will placo the identity of the railroad with Har riman Interests. It 1 understood that the llarrlmun control of tho property his already been revealed to Northern Pacific officer and that the mind of tho public is to be re-' lieved by an official statement within a few days. As a Harriman enterprise the road will probably, for a number of years, be devoted principally to giving tbe Oregon Railroad & Navigation Com pany access to the Yakima Valley and also a shorter and better line between Portland and Spokane. A section of tho North Coa.t road Is now practically completed between North Yakima and a Junction with the O. R. & N., near Wallula. The road, as projected, provides for a cross-state line practically parallel ing the Northern Pacific between Spo kane and North Yakima. At the lat ter point the survey continues almost straight west through a pass in the. Cascades near Cowlitz Pass to a point known as Neslka. There one survey branches northward to Taco ma and Seattle and another south ward to Portlands ASKS LODGE TO QUIT OFFICE. Ilobton. ;ovcrnor-eloct Eugene N. Foss has Issued a stutement lu which he deiuaad that Senator Henry Cabot Dodge withdraw from the field for re election. In tho event of a refusal, Mr. Foss declared he would go Into every section of the commonwealth in a campaign to defeat' the Senator. Oklahoma Legislature Called. Out'hrle, Okla. Oov. Haskell ha Issued a proclamation calling for an extra session of tho legislature to as semble November 28 at Oklahoma City. Cut one subject Is suggested for legislation, the location of a state capital. Explosion Kills Four. Washington Four men were killed by the premature explosion of a 5-Inch gua at the Indian Head Navy Proving Grounds. The breech block of the gun which was being tested, blew backward Into the gun crew. Lieu tenant Arthur O. Chaffee was on of the men killed. Tolstoi Is Dead. Astopora, Russia Without being received back into the Orthodox Greek thurch, and knowing that the Mid had arrived, Count Tototol died at . an early hour Sunday morning. If you dont buy Devo Paints, you dont get the best. A . complete line at fterdes. Oasis Wark. t,1rm r. ,.n . I I ! Inquire at thi office XMn of new pattern In linoleum nt Muckle'. BaROAIV WA.NTKn P.rinff Ihem l The Mist office. V can sell your farm or city property. WAXTRD A Brood nniiltrv n,t 1 " M ' - aT "s sv man, Inquire at thi oQkt, A SHREWD SHOPPER. The tittle Play by Which eh Wen Attentive Servic. Vhlcngo Hvplo certainly have the kniK'k of getting oil." a uliopl'cr uld. "lu the milt department of a big alore I met a Chicago woman who Imd boeit lu New York leiui luuo a week. Hhe said ho wasu't buying auytlilng; bud Just come to get the lay of the hind, lu the proee of getting it he utopped a cnHbglii and ald: 'Is (but Ml mule selling while lin en klrt to (lint fut wimiuiiT I under tuiiil you have a Ml Rlue lu department.' "No; tbut I Ml Burton, said the cusliglrl. The Chicago woman wrote the name In her addiVH txHk. Then he allow ed me the iihiiu of saleswomen In several other store. Tula U only a prellinlniwy to real alioppliiK.' he uld. 'It pay o - the extra trouble. If I expect to buy mow tlmu t worth of anything t Htrunge more 1 learn lieforeluuid the inline of the khIonwoIIiuu whiwe look I like bent. Then w hen I go buck to buy I cuu ii I shall ! hero to morrow. -I would like Ml Rurtou In wait on inc.' ami. although Ml Rur ton tin never et eye on me, the f net tlmr I can cull her name give be'r the lmpreHliiu Hint she must have old me a $KH) dress at omo time, aud I get I nice us good service aa I would get If I knew tiobody by uamo.' " New York Sun. THE HOPEFUL ATTITUDE. It Helps One In Striving te Raliie Hi Ambition. There Is n tremendous power In tho hublt of expectancy, the conviction that we Khali realize our ambition. Hint our ilivaniH hluill come true, any Ori son Swett Murilen In SuiveM Mngu zine. There i uo uplifting luiblt like that of carrying an rxpeeiuiit, hopeful attitude, of expecting that our heart yenrulnu will be mulched with real ities; that things nre going to turn out well uml ".t III; that we nre going tn succeed; thut. no mutter what muy or may not hnpcu. w are going to be hnppy. There U nothing else no helpful a the currying of this optimistic, expect ant altitude-the attitude w hich nl way liKiks fi.r ami exHi the beat, the highest, the bapplent and never alliiwlmr ouent-lf to get Into tho poe Hlinlftlc. dlxi'oii raged mood. Relieve xvith till your heart that you will do what yim were made to do. Never fr nn liixtuut harbor it doubt of this. Drive It out of Jour tiilnd if It seek nn entrance. Entertain only the friend tlu'imhtM or hteiils of the thing you nre bound to achieve, liuject all thought enemies, all discouraging moods everything which would even suggest failure or unhupplne. Ingratitude. "You roiiieniU-nlut guy, Jim Burke?' asked an Irate Howcry denizen. "He's dat stiff dnt's il 'In' time up der river Slug Sing bnlg'siry ten yeur. Well, you know ull 1 done fer dat stiff. When ho wni pinched didn't I put up der coin fer der lawyers? Didn't I pay ib-r w I mesne l Sure I did. Do oiler day I tinks I'll just go an' see dat mutt Jut C leave lilm know til frleu's ain't tied tie can ou im. So I drive nut to do Jail an' coe Into do warden's olllce. an' be say I goiter send me curd In. Me card! D'ye get dat? Well, anyway, I write me. mime on a piece o' paper, an' a guy take it In to Jim I'.urke. nn-' what d' you t'Uik dat stiff tell dat guy to tell Ine?" "I've no f'lea." snld Hie listener. "11" tell Mm." concluded the angry one, "t" tell me ilat ho ain't lu"" Sue ces Mngnr.llie. Woman In a Siilbost. There Is Jn-t one place on a sailboat for women. That Is the cockpit. Re member Hint and kisp them there, even If It takes n noniewbiit pointed reipiest. The average woman on a bout Is not Imppy unless she is taklug rinks by all ting out on ihs-k or on top of the cabin or going forward of the must. Warn her and Miu laugh at you. She does not know that alio Is endangering herself. Less Ihiin a year ago I saw two women kinxke-l over board In n l.e.-ivy Men Ipocuukp they In ulsted on fitting on top of the cabin despite the ppttest of tho Inatl who was sailing Hie bo.it. lie lilnixolf was n greenhorn nnd let bis limit Jibe, the boom clearing the top of the cabin be fore any one could say Jack ICohluson. -Oiillng. Had a Bottsr 8tory. "Did you see the account of Hint flash of lightning Hint burned the hnlr from n ly' head without otherwise hurting him';" "I did." answered the cheerful liar, "nnd I whs pained to note the Incom pleteness of tho story. Now, I happen to know or a ense that Is really re markable. Tho lightning entered a barber's nhnp uml not only undertook the task of singeing a man's hnlr. but It rung up the proper amount on tho cash register." Four of Ravanga. "Why nre you trying, man?" my little "Cos I don't want to go to school." "Rut why not?" t ' "Cos Rl.-itor Jilted the schoolmaster Inst night !"-London Opinion. Advertising. Adversity ha been the mean tf making mnny men fnmotw, but adver tising I Htlll In the lend.-Plttsbur; Pros. The Jest lose It point when be who makes It is tho first to lnngh.-Bchlller. Cow ro SAUt-Six year old; will be fresh in aix weeks. Will bo sold cheap. Inquire of A. T. Laws, St. Helen. 1-tf Homo at Iloulton Hood six room house, two lots, barn, chicken house, A bargain at I'KX). AtthU office. For fUi.K lirood ,- lor stile; weigh about .TOO pounds. Inquire of (in Skiuie, Warren, Oregon. fi2-3tpd For Salr A kooiI Smlth-Primler Typewriter. A barRaln. Columbia Count Abstract Co. ANDREW CARNEGIE. Mny Rap.rt, Clraul.t.J Abeut Hi III H,,tk GIGANTIC FRAUDS IN MAIL EXPOSED New York. in raid so ImporUut that Poatmaktertieiieral Hitchcock took churgo In person, Inspector look action against two concern whlc they charge with swindling (h pub lie out of more than tto.ooo.OOO by fraudulent Use of the mall. Hhcldon II. Ilurr, pretldent; Eufta II. Ilurr. secretary and trviuurer, u4 Fl unk H. Tobey,.vlce presidentof Burr Pro., were arrested In th nrst nil and held In 2i),uuo ball each. TU government charge that the firm o!4 between f IO.V00.tiA0 and f j,uo0,00J ot mining and oil stock worth llttl or nothing. r. I.. VatiKhan, a director of tba Coiitlneutul Wireless Tidegrsph a Telephone Compaiiy, Incorporated II Aritou.i. was tukun In tbe second rtl4 nd held In ftO.OUO ball. Inapactsn uy hi company ha sold stock that amounted to at Kt H.uoO.OuO whlci has brought no return to Inreiton PostiiiHSter (leni-ral Hltrbcock sail male thut the public ha been Aec4 out of at least ftUO.uoO.ooo by get-rich-quick concern In the last tn year. High Honor Due Carter, Helena, Mont. Friend of I'nltta Ftute (Senator Thomas II. Cirtar, who wa defeated for re-election at the recent election, assort that tht Senator has been tendered as appolat uient as a member of the 8uprsM Court to fill the vacancy caused by the retirement of Associate Justlot Moody. BLAME 13 GIVEN THE WEST Pries Co Up a Oparatlons of Rsnh mn Narrow. t'hlciigo At tne opening ot th I'nlted Ktutea Land Irrigation ExposV Hon James Wilson, secretary of fri culture, delivered the principle ad dress. He declared that the home steader of the west I In part to blimt for the present high cost of living. 'Tbo homesteader," he said, "I re ducing the field of operation of U meat harvent ot the wet and bcos ing quite a factor In the cost of liv ing." Other causes, be ald, were tb great Immigration to this country and the movement to tlw cities. The r- ccm tumbln In the price of meat h attributed to drought in the rang country and the big corn and oat crops. Chlr Head to Co Off. Seattle. The council groft Investi gation committee has filed a report with the City Council, reeonimendlnl thai Mayor Hiram C. fill! dlsmls Chief r Police Cha. W. Wappea- stein from office. Tho report was adopted by the Council. THE MARKETS. Portland. Wheat Track prices: Club, 7lei bluestem, 81c; red' Russian, 73c. Parley Feed and brewing, 121. Onls No. 1 White, 2 per ton. Hay Timothy, Willamette Valley. $1920 per ton; Kastern oregoa, 20f22; alfalfa, 1151316. butter Creamery, 38; ranch, tie. Egg Ranch, candled, 42c. Hop 1910 crop, llcOUc; 1MI, 6c; old, nominal. Wool Eastern Oregon 130176 Valley, 171719c lb. Mohair Choice, 32033c. Seattle. Wheat niuetem, 78c; Club, 7i red Itusslan, 74e. Barley $20 per ton. Oats $27 per ton. Hay Timothy, $2 per ton; alfalrt. J- "' . .'s , x " :' j Vt l1' ' f 19 per ton. Butter Washington creamery, 3M tanoh, 22o . Egg 8eleoted loctl. 7o. Ten horse engine and two ooiler fo sale cheap. Inqnlre of J.S. WATSON, Warren, Oregon. Foa UtE-Three good milk cows' calf six week old. Inquire C.J. WALL13. Yankton, Orrgon- Three gooil residence lot, clo lo. 100 per lot. Inquire at TliJtl offic, A nAROAix-Flv room platered hoi and two lot in St. Helem for $VW. The Mist office. t at A map la horns at ths MI sOo