11c for Dressed Veal
Smith pays It, and e will pa
1 2o far Drweil I'nrk.
ltie f.nr Live t'hickene.
2 V dm. fur Fresh Kg.
Fm 1th does not chsree commission. Yon ret
ALL your money hen you ship to Smith.
Address
FRANK L SMITH MEAT Cft
"righting the Beet Trust"
PORTLAND. OREGON
Dr. B. E. Wright
Hat your teeth out and plat and brxir work
dona. For out-of-town t' .! r-n. we rina piate
and brkla-e work in ana day if accessary.
n-" PRICES:
,1 4 ., Art
Ud Ffcn ..... l s
adfa... $1.00
SsVe FAaa ... 50c a
Ceri lm Fees $5.00
rua $7-50
rWea Cilnrkea . SOc
1IKST METHODS
Pamles Fxtract:on Fne whi plates or bri.lire
work a ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot
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now much you pay.
All Work rullr Oeoranteed for fifteen Year
Dr B. E. Wright Co.
3421 Washington St.,
Portland, Oregon
Take ear at depot and transfer to Washington St.
Does Not Follow.
"Are those comforts on the counter
there to be sold at much of a reduc
tion?" "They are not reduced at all, mac
am. What made you think they
were?"
"Because I saw them marked
down." "
Red. Writ, Weary. Watery Eyea.
Relieved Hy Murine Eye K.-medy. Try
Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You AVili
I. ike Murine It S.wthes. bc at Your
Inie7ist. Write For Kya Books. Kree.
Murine Kye KeineUy Co.. Chicago.
Currant Borer.
Look for the currant borer at this
time. When the leaves start, affected
canes commence to wither and die.
Cut out the affected canes below the
black center and burn at once.
Gentle Protest.
Ba'her (on train) Yea, this la a
great road. sir. Let me describe It to
you as I work.
Man In Chair Er yes, but don't
put the curves In my cheeks with
hat razor.
The Mighty Mite.
"Isn't New York the most densely
populated area you have ever seen?"
"Not by a Jump! You ought to see
me Just after I have been rummaging
around In my chicken bouse."
KODAKS
AND KODAK
SUPPLIES
Write for eatakvuea and literature. Developir.e
and printinr. Mail orders riven prompt attention
Fortland Photo Supply Co.
U Third Street f uhlLAjND. ORE.
OREGON AGRICULTURAL
COLLEGE
Trains for success in the Industries.
Provides practical and liberal educa
tion. Strong Faculty. Modern Equip
ment. Offers courses in Agriculture,
Forestry, Domestic Science and Art.
Engineering, Commerce and Pharmacy.
Fall Term Opens Sept. 23, 1910.
Illustrated literature, giving full in
formation, r;-nt free on application.
Address the Registrar, Corvallis, Ore.
MEDICAL y cF
DEPARTMENT
High Standard Thorough Courses
Session beg-ins Sept. 12. 1110. For cataloirje ad
dreaa Dean. Dr. S. E. Joseph!.
610 Dekum Bldg., Portland Or gen
DAISY FLY KILLERS;
tavL, toejefe. rat. chn.
Ittta ftil
M4c o4 fThPCat. .wm1
Kiil r tip r. wit
toil or tr aanrhiff
Gana'l Sexti.
Of ul StaWn ne
prs-j.'l Kr 2.J cr't.
AlOLO SO MI1S)
UO DeKaJbaTf
Afeetura V. T.
ATRIP TO PORTLAND FREE
CUT RATES IN
PAINLESS DENTISTRY
Painless F.t racoon Free
Silver Fillinga Sec
Gold Fillinits 75c
22 K. Cold Crowns SI
Porcelain Crowns SI
Molar Gold Crowns W
Hridge Work, a K. Go) 1 ... . tl
Inlay Fills. Pure Gold 12
Very Nice Rubber Piste. ...H
Best Rubber Plate on Karth 17
ALL THIS WORK 19 GUARANTEED.
Don't throw your money away. A dollar saved
Is twodollsrs earned. Our oris" inal reliable M oiiam
Painless llethuls and our perfected office equip
ment eares ns time and your money.
BOSTON DENTISTS, 5th Morrison, Perllana
Intrsaot 11 W Morrinn. oppntite PoModice snd sitter a
Frsna. FKabliise4 is Pon'srwl 10 yeart. Opes eveiiinfft
earil ae4 iusdsrs sntij 12i 10. for people ab. work.
C. Gee Wo
The Cninese Doctor
This wondeful man haa
made a life study of the
froperties of Roots,
lerba and Barks, and
Is srmnsr the world the
benefit of kirn aervlcea.
Ne Mercavy, Peisens
DrutsUscd. Ne
Oper aliens er Cettlng
Gmaranteas to eura Catarrh, Asthma, Lnnsr,
Stoanach and Kidney troub lea, and ail Friyata
II of sf s and Women.
A SURr. CANCER CURE
Joet raeeiyed f ron Pekin, t'Lins safe, stare
tad reliable. U..faiiins in Its works.
If ron esnnot call, writs for symptom blank
and circular. Inclose 4 cents in atampa.
co.i&uiTATiors me
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
I JH (Vet St., car. Morrkson, Pertiaael, Or.
Kit
0ks
experienced Man.
"How do rem conquer jrotif !
phaiit when he goes on a rampagef"
I asked the meungcrle proprietor.
"We avail ourselves of an expo
tienced baggitgo- man, be replied.
"An experienced baggage 11180?" I
rereated with wonderment.
"Yea." he explained patiently, al
though It was t vUU nt that he was
nettled by my stupidity, "we get a
man who knows how to smash
trunks."
.THE KEYSTONEj
TO HEALTH
IS
HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH
BITTERS
Its great merit alone has
enabled the Bitters to con
tinue before the public for
" ii
over 3 years, iou reauy
ouffht to trv a bottle for
Poor Appetite, Indigestion,
Headache, Cramps, Diar
rhoea and Malaria.
REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING;
CRESCENT
BAKING POWDER
25i FULL POUND
At the Resort Grocery.
"But you are charging Just as mucb
(or your garden truck as they chargs
In the city," said the man to
summer resort grocer.
"Sh," said the grocer, "I know It.
but It tickles the city folks to think
they're getting It cheaper."
Locating the Villain.
"And who will be the principal vil
lain of your production?" asked the
friend.
"Oh, the first-night critic, I suppose.'
replied the manager, wearily. Wash
ington Star.
Enterprise. .
Newsboy (to newcomer, as he turns
around from signing hotel register)
Extra! Extra! AH about your arrival
and which hotel you're stopping at!"
Harper's Paiar.
TDV MliDIMC When Your Eyes
I II 1 MUllllla. Need Cars
EYE REMEDY T.. win 14. It
Uauld Farm, 25c, 60c Sjlre Tubes, 25c fl.Oa
wawv
BUSINESS COLLEGE
TERTI INO OrtmSQI, r OUTLAID, 0IE60I
P. ARMSTRONG. LL. B , PRINCIPAL
un ii admittedly th high-wTAndjLrri commercuU
icbool of th North we? r Teacher, having both
TUaineaa and professional experfenc qualify ttu
lent for success, by indivviual instruction If
lesirtxl. In a short tim and at small expense.
Position fur each as soon as competent. Open all
-he year. Catalogue, buiiness forms and pen
orlc free. Write todaj there Is mom in it.
ASK YOLR CKCCU FOR IIS BRAND OF
Blueing D sin'ecUat Sp-ay
Amnion a Cold Water Liquid Slarcn
"Oeaa, 0" Ncn-BoJin Washin? Foid
K AND S.CHE,nCAL
PHARMACISTT
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Phone Main 113
401 Main St. Vancouver. Washington
C0FFEEC ;
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LAKINO POWDER
I ' EXTRACTS
; JusimoMT
-e?-l".'T.'.'.l-!l.'.'i:"jea.
CLOSSETaCEVEIS
GALL CURE
MORSE COLLARS
Am made ovtr Cur leu Hair lads and
will not tr a' I th? horse. Write us for
rre sample ) the Pad. Give the name
tt your harmtM d'alr Sold br
IcmJeni evervwh' r!.
rV.H.MciV0MES4C0.
CORTLAND, ORLGON
m TIME
4 I.. . a I
pi ate (tad hfiriate
wrk Hon. Forouu
Itf tnwa IHttrrttrsS
flnl.lt plate aad
tri'Jare wor la OM
dar i f n i imiy.
faicaai
MolsrCreees $5.00
22kBn4ftTesa3.50
6oi ratmffs 1.00
Ensmei rinisffs 100
Silver r.lHntt .50
Gooe rtwsser
pistt 5.00
Bt R.ser .
Plate 7.50
I'linUtt Eitf'ttes .60
S. W. I Will, sim an Miasm
n nm wmmm m rtn mm aT itmoss
rain), huriv ti.-n e whrVBpTat or briris wavIi
a or-lered, Otniuiteiioa nxi, uo MDiot set bettc
pWlnleMsi work ah 'Wiisr, no tTiAtfr hw mm b jam paf.
aii wotsv luiif iis.raiiutu ie iirreeei j
Wise Dental Co,
INCO.PO.aTSO
Painless Dentists
WRe( BnHiSat TMrS t WnOMnrtan, POirniM, m
SlMSwii la, SUM sr. M. asSsys.Stat
"vr$
feCHOOk EXAJtWITIONir
faaasytva.ta E4acatlaaallat T.laka
They aho.U Be) Akolleheel.
Public school students have a cham
pion In the person of Dr. Nathan C.
Schaeffer, superintendent of publlo In
struction In Pennsylvania, In their an
tipathy to examinations. Dr. Schaeffer
has gone so far as to say that be hoped
he would see the day when examina
tions would be abolished. "They are."
ha said, "like drugs, since they have
a primary as well as secondary effect
In that they cause depression If kept
up."
Dr. Schaeffer la himself a keen stu
dent and observer. He haa profited
by his years of experience since bis
connection with the public schools of
the state and be knows whereof he
speaks, says the Philadelphia Inquirer.
But bis opinion In this respect Is not
the result of deductions on the part
of one man alone. There are many
others who think with him. some of
whom have so expressed themselves
and other who, while convinced
themselves, are too timid to take a de
cided stand In the matter.
There Is little doubt that the exam
ination Is In many respects a barbar
ous Institution. Education Is, in tne
last analysis, only a means to an end.
a process of gradual mental develop
ment, a plan by which each day the
mind Is broadened. To expect a child
to pass successfully on details which It
has used only as mental food and for
gotten for five, six, seven or nine
months seems not only unjust, but
ridiculous. The consequence Is that as
examination time approaches there Is
a cramming of matter Into the mind,
mental Indigestion ensues and. not In
frequently, even the brightest students
are Injured physically.
In the big world where results count,
a man Is not examined at the end of
each year as to his work during the
past 12 months. The caliber of his
work and endeavor at the end of each
day Is what counts, and so It should
he In the prepration for this real
work.
FASHION HINTS
The wjv the embroidered and plain
linen is combined iie-e is vtry good sryle.
There is a certain d:nii to it that's due
part y to the plain little banding of a
contrasting shade.
BIRD CHAT.
What species of bird lays the small
est egg in proportion to Its size; like
wise the largest?
It has been computed that 300,000,-
000 birds are annually slaughtered for
plumes and other decorations.
The Chinese eat "rotten"' egKS that
It, eggs preserved tn lime until they
get a consistency like that of hard but
ter. A fosll rabphoryucus, a bird of CO.
000.000 years old. sold tor I'J.OOO re
cently, the highest price ever paid for
a bird.
Cranes are used as watchdogs In
Venezuela by the natives, who call
them "yakanuk," and are said to be ex
cellent guards of poultry.
Cardinals have been known to alight
upon window sills of bouses and peck
at the panes, probably attracted by ,
their retlection in tbe glass.
Birds aie not the only higher anl- J
mala that lay eggs, two quadrupeda, j
the duck billed platypus and tbe Aus-!
trallao porcupine ant-eater, also lay
them. j
The rplr n'dooh, or "bird of death," j
la the only venomous bird known to
science, but there is very little known
regarding its bablts, and especially Its
venomous qualities.
The byaclnthine macaw la one of
the strongest as well as one of the.
rarest birds of Its kind. There is one
In the New York Zoo. There appears
to be absolutely nothing known re
garding Its bablts.
IjSvc'i Market.
Bhe Harold, do you sjieculateT
Harold Well, I'm engaged to yon.
Life.
Old Coasfort.
'We shall be rescued. Don't lose you.
head,"
Said the traveler lost on the arctlo
shore.
"Oh, Tm keeping cool!" his companion
aald,
As he shifted his seat on the Ice once
more.
-Puck.
Some people canaot bear to be left
alone; tbey cannot enjoy tbelr own
rampaa. How do yon feel about UT
Ae..ai.ta.eea
"Do you aee that old gentleman,
mamma? He often speaka to ma."
"Does be. darling? What doea be
say?"
"Ob, be says: 'Don't you throw any
atones at my dog!'" Throne and
Country.
O.I. at l.asav.
(Scorcher Have you beard the latest
.nto record T
Fletgher No; what la It T
Scorcher An auto mad an bour In
Bfty-nlae minutes! Fuck.
MAN ALWAYS GIVING ADVICE
la Effectually Squslchtd by Tsttsrsd
Hobo In Most Charscterisne
Msnner.
Ttin man who Is always giving ad
vice sauntered up the street and found
the tattered hobo sitting on the curb.
"My giod man." began the former,
mh. ae. vnn I. Iline away your time
like this? Don't you know the world
owes you a living?"
"lhut so?" responded the hobo,
nonchalantly. "Well, I guess I belter
call up a collection agency and get
dera to collect It for tne."
"Hut this Is serious, my man. You
deserve something In this world"
"Sure, boss, the last Judge 1 ranup
against said I deserved six months."
"Tut! Tut! IVu't bo fecetlous. Why.
you could rise up In the world aud
wear broadcloth. "
"Thanks, but I am wearing dat
now, boits. Pis suit Is so broad It is
three sites too big for me."
"Well, what In the dickens are you
slttlns on the curb for, anyway V
"To curb my temper, bos. To curb
my temper when such smart alecks as
you ask fpn" ..(. '.-
Wothars wtn And Mrs. Wlnslow's ""ohtn
irrun lue brat reim-lt to use ""
Autiug the teUuu period.
Natural Affinity.
Tom I understand Fred Is engaged
to Miss Oushlngton. I can t Imagine
what he can soo In that girl to make
him want to marry her.
lark Well Fred has a mania for
yachting, you know, and she's such
breeiy creature that bo naturally took
, fancy to her
It's Size.
"The theme failed as a book and
now It falls as a pluy. Yet the ceo
tral Idea Is good."
"Quite right 1 think you could
boll It down Into an anecdote and get
ten dollars for It."
Unfair Competition.
Eemerelda MJ you hsve
kitchen tmplenieut shower for
Uarllnghorn last night?
Gwendolen Goodness, nol
rained pltthforks!
trmt
Lil
PRACTICE ILLEGALLY!
Itinerant Opticians Work Rural Dis
trictj Without State License.
The Oretron State Hoard of Examin
ers in Optomcry W'll pay a reward of
$J5 to anyone causing the arrest and
conviction of any person or persons
testing eyes and selling glasses who do
not hold a certiticate issued to them by
the Board of Examiners. It is not
alone necessary for them to possess
theis certilicate. but it must be regis
tered with ami countersigned by the
Clerk of the court, in euch county
w here the holder practices. The public
in general is hereby warned not to pat
ronize anyone not hohling such certih
cate. as in the strict letter of the law
they are accessory to the illegal prac
tice and will ut least be called upon to
go into court and testify as witnesses
against the persons violating the law.
ror further particulars address II
W. Barnes, Sec, State B ard of Ex
aminers, iialem, Ure.
V. " Tents, Awnings, Sails
S Cats. Hiirnatis. Cjatat aW Cerers
I ffm 1 or I at faetory prwea.
I Ivl PAtlflC riNf ASO AWfsINO CO.
T . a I . r, S. First HU. 1'ortJand. Or.
USE DR. PLUMMERS COUGH STOP
It is a sure stopper, promptly re
lieves Bronchitis, Whoopirg Cough,
Cough Croup, and especially those
harsh, hacking coughs, also most
useful for lung diseases. Kor saia
by all dealers; 2' a bottle.
HILL MILITARY
ACADEMY
PORTLAND. OREGON
IVnd your boy where he will
have gd. prronr tra nmir. Kail
term opafa rpu-mbrir 14th 1'JlO.
Write fur catalogue.
Neth&Co.
COLLECTORS
We Buy and Colled Nates. Morttases. and Real
(state Caotracts. Ne Collection Ne harie.
Worcester Bldg, Portland, Ore.
Drink
Cured in
Three
Days
"The Neal
Cured Me"
Habit
No Hypodermic Injections.
You ean bike this treatment at the Institute
or your home, arwi yo.tr money will tie returned
if a perfect cure is riot sirecu. IriveMtiirato
this, it will only take a few momenta to uhorie
us for irfrmatwn. Personal and financial
reference on spplicatkm. r or fuU Informa
tion, phone, write or rail at the
NEAL INSTITUTE
'none, Manhall 24fH
JU Hall SI. Pk ll.An. f)RF. .
The Better Way.
Maude Formerly when Miss
Screecher was aikd to sing she would
say "Oh, I can't"
Clara Hut she doesn't do that now
Maude No; she lots the audience
And It out for themselves.
Where is
Your Hair?
In your comb? Why so? Is
not the head a much better place
for It? Better keep what 1$ left
where it belon.s! Ayer'sHair
Vigor, new Improved formula,
quickly stops falling hair.
There is not particle of doubt
about It. We speak very posi
tively about this, for we know
Joe, not change Iht rotor af Iht halt.
7L
formula with ee.n eoUls
y Skew te rear
U Wf J alss akeat It.
thee Se as ha says
Indeed, the one crest lesdint festure of
ur new Hair Vigor may well be ssid to
ee mis it stops railing hsir. Then it
goes one step further it aidi nature In
restoring tbe bsir and scalp to a hcalihv
J : .1 s.k ... . .. . ...
kwuuiiiuu. eisa tor tne new una.
"in ky the . O. Ayer Ca., Lewslh ataase
CHOAS RULES IN
MADRIZ CAPITAL
Government is Tottering and
People Panic-Stricken
Estrada Army Approaches sod Lives
and Property o Americans
Are in Peril.
Wasliington The
provisions! g"v"
ernment of Nicaragua is
Its fall, the Madrii army
tottering t
is demoral-
iiod, consternation reikf" ' Managua
and Pr. Madris, his general-in-miei.
Toledo, and general Irias, are prepar
ing to flee the country.
ti.;. i.. ..tr...-t la the news received
1 11IO,
by the State department from United
States Consul Olivares at Managua,
and these advices are conlirmed by dis
patches from Mr. Johnson. United
States consul at at Corinto.
The panic in the capital is threaten
ing the lives and property of Ameri
cans. Crowds are related traversing
the streets crying, "Death to the
Americans."
While the cruisers Vicksburg ami
Yorktown are at Corinto and in close
touch with the situation, the legation
and consulates in Managua are under
heavy police guard and preparations
have been made to meet attacks on
American lives and property.
The situation grew out of the victory
won Thursday by the revolutionists,
who defeated a strong column of gov
ernment troops and crossed the Tipi
tapa river.
The removal of the government army
seems complete. Mr. Olivares reports
thst General Toledo, who was in com
mand of the Msdria troops, arrived
in Managua following his defeat and
announced that his fore had been
seized with panic and (led when at
tacked. Soldiees made their escape to
Grenada while others continued their
(light to the capital.
Grenada appears to be at the mercy
of an undieiplincd mob of soldiers, who
are reported to be pillaging the houses
there.
It is added that the Kstradan force
is already at the gates of the city and
is preparing to take the place by as
sault. From the evident demoralized
condition of the Madrii forces, observ
ers believe that Granada will be taken
by Estrada with little trouble and the
way to the capital thua practically will
be clear.
It seems tho unanimous opinion in
Managua. Mr. Olivares reports, thst
tho power of Madrii is steadily weak
ening and that hia overthrow may be
momentarily expected. The revolu
tionary army is only 20 miles from the
capital and the capture of Managua is
looked upon as inevitable.
BURBANK'S LATEST A PEACH.
Juice and Color of Crasvfoed Sur
round Small Colorless Pit.
Santa Rosa Horticulturists and
fruitgrowers are united in their praise
f the two new vsrities of peaches and
one of plums producted by Luther Bur-
bank, the plant wizard. Crosses of
the Crawford am) Muir siiecies have
resulted in a fruit of greaU-r commer-
ial value. The Rartlett plum seed
ling is also a betterment in shape, col
or and preponderance of flesh over pit.
Most of the juiciness and high color
the Crawford tx-arh haa been trans
ferred by Hurbank to the smaller and
firmer pit of the Muir. The color-free
pit of the Muir la also retained. The
gor and ability of the new trees U
resist disease, is still another recom
mendation of the Hurbank creations.
E. J. Wickson, dean of the college of
agriculture of the University of Cali
fornia, pronounces tho new variety "a
peach."
Private Timber Protected.
Clover Creek, Ore. The forest fire
which baa been raging here for the
past week Is still spreading and the
soldiers promised have not yet arrived,
ami there are not men enough to con
trol the flames.
The smoke is heavy and the heat is
something awful. Tne fire ia running
to the north and east on the govern
ment land and to the south on the pri
vate holdings. It is beinir held in
heck on the west by firefiifhtera.
There aro between B0 and 00 men
fighting fire for the lumber companies.
Coyote Bito; Then Rabies.
Asotin, Wash An unknown sheen-
herder was found along the Snake riv
er 20 miles from here in a very precar
ious condition with rabies, resulting
from a bite of a mad covote. The
sheepherder was coming down the riv
er from the mountains where he had
been employed for several months. As
he was passing over a hieh rim roek.
he was confronted by a coyote, which,
when within a few feet made a sprinir.
burying its teeth deeo into the flesh of
his body. The herder has slight
chance of recovery.
Open Shop Mill Wrecked.
San Francisco For the fourth tim
within two years the mill of the I'aelfl.
Coast Mill & Lumber compsny, in Oak-
iani, was wrecked Saturday nlo-ht hv
exploding dynamite. Two years airo
the company had a strike of handa an.1
declared for the open shop, and since
then they have defied the labtir Unions.
This latest dynamiting waa done by
...T7.i w., .new just where the most
valuable machinery was looal..,! tv,.
explosive was placed under this ma
chinery and it was almoat romnletelv
wrecked.
Forty Strikers Freed.
Los Angeles, Cal Forty strikers
charged with acting as pirkeU at the
Craig shipbuilding works, I,ng Heat h
were discharged from custody by or
der of Judge Hart and their e.... a:.
missed after they had been in jail ten
days awaiting trial. A mistrial and
the acquittal by a jury of two of the
... geo strongest cases convinced the
Judge that the police had acted too
haati y in making th. arrests. H. said
the city should cut out the expense
Klii.l Alwwyn liouulit Itan liorno Hie, slgi,. J
t.r. ..I nn.o. II. I lett l.. r. un.t liit IWt, n,,o ,lll(1,.r , ,
, . r,oii;l HiMM-i-tWoii l.r m.-r IM ;itra. Allow '
Itcullli "f I lilltlrrn-KilxTleiH e kuI" l.M rlin,.t,
II 411 V II I ll i " " " I - air
What is CASTORIA
a ...... Id is. Inarm la" ailliNtltutr) for Ciintttr OIL I'.i
niitl l liituleiiev. It U)iiiniiuir t in s oo.i, nuiiiiu,., u
Mo.i.u. I. ItoweN. ulvloir l.oH lh, ,,. i.uturul alerp.
.... ..a II 1 I Vsa as ajaaaraeV I lit. Ill 41 1 1 1 V t S. l rli'lldl
TIIO i iiiiurni
The Kind You Have Always Bought
. Ttnnrsi the Sltmaturo of
In Uso For
tm a.wapsj1s-e. ee
3JC
Sherman jftay& Co.
F5TABLISIU.D 40 YEARS
SIXTH. AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR.
Hid! i
It's
!4fr'' nght!
, ' 3 We know there la so much real value in
this Wellington I 'i alio we're selling for $.Ti-tl suit, puym.niathst
we're willing to let it Ik) ir.S fli'.V MLKSMAX.
It will tell orn ttiay lf"r your homo if you'll sand us lbs
roun.
I'UtMS tvm, me- lull poitHukin niHrrnm lha untuwsJ Vino otT.t
is m l - . k ...
Adtw
Perversity of Animals Things.
"What have you got that hole under
your bark yard front for?"
"To let my nelichlior's chlrkanr
through Into my garden."
"Why, you wero complaining th
other day about their flying over the
fence."
"That was because I couldn't ratrt
'em and wring their necks I mml.
that bole so I could stand over I
and swat the blauivd beus as the
came through."
"Well, do they come through It?"
"Nol"
Beats Chewing the Rag.
"What are you chewing?" asked tbe
fair maid In the hammock
"Oum arable." answer! the young
man In the ruitlo rhatr.
")u in arable?" the echoed In sur
prlae.
"Yea." he rejoined "1 eiict to vis
It western Aula this fall and I'm try
ing to learn t're lnns;.i:ia "
A Lite Pcalllon.
Annette Ethel la about to accept a
lifetime Job of 21 hours a day.
Florence Indeed!
AanatlK Yea she Is going to mar
ry a man to reform htm
Headache
"My father ha l.een a sufferer from sir k
heajUche for the last twenty five years aixl
never found any relief until lie b gnn
taking your CiiM-arrta. Since be lias
begun taking Cum arris he haa nrver h i. I
the beads, be. Tbey have entitrly cured
him. Caaoirt-ta do what you recommend
thcni to do. I will give you tbe privilrge
ol using bis name." I'.. M. IMckson,
II) Krslner St., W. Indiauapolta, lnL
Pleasant. PsiataMa. Hr.tent. lull rVH
tie tjmi. Never Hleken. Weaken or t.rt.
)'. H. We. Never mM In bulk. Tae r-o.
B in. tatikH stamped I ' t: C. i.uaran UMal ia
eura er your money taea.
ASTMMA AND MAY lU
are ininkly relieved by Wyall's Avhms
Hemedy. Gunriiritt el or money refund
ed. Ask your lni('vlnt or sentl six
cents ixail ago for Free Sample to
J. C. WYAH. Uruggiat.
VANCOUVfR, WASHING lO
Real Charitable.
Tattered Theodore 'Hcuso ma,
mem, but I ain't got scarcely a rag t'
ma back. Kin jrous help me out?
Kind Itdy Ortalnly. Youll And
the rag bag behind tbe door In tbe
woodhouaa. Help yourself.
:3RINKD0LE'S
. ureilav,aiian lineapple Juice
Drink it Pure The Drink Delightful !
All the botKiiet of the ripe pineapple lirkl, aO llie snappy vid Jn.
vith none ol the rude " lite" you are accustomed to in tne unnpe l"
tore protluct you have known; aD thal't good and nothing that's mi the
least unwholesome; afl h,f, delirious; all that's iatiafy
yours in Doles Pure I lawaiian Pineapple luice. Noolcoholic, oi cob.
The Dole process of refining the juice of the Hawaiian TineaM'! '"
water, no sugar, ahsolutcly nothing to the pure juice. Serve it cold ' IM
coWer the better ; cracked ice in the gUt il a help. An obve, !un.
a cheese straw, a WrUh-rrrl,it emphasizei the flavor. It atkl mtere
to any afternoon or evening entertainment, at home of at the club.
. Fver, bnitU I . kvl LL I HAWAIIAN rMArW
IMeaPar. ,f A
srat U AM. -At I"
Over 30 Years.
" mee. mmm eie.
aBBjaa
We want you to try tills 1'iatiu V 1 0('
IIDMl: mt.ti. We want you to try it tt
our ex enne because)
At i ho end of thirty day th 1'iane
nst'l.y will convince y-Hl of the following
fact:
It's the U-.tt value on earth for the pnre
MUSICALLY mnA MtXHAMLAI.Lt
Attum.
Dlatrtssing
"Yes." said Miss Oycrteti, "! tur
'ert-.l a great deal from liisomula tuf
lug thn past few aei-ks"
"Inilerd:" rejoined her frleel
'Can't you do anything to rellsr
It?"
"No," was the reply "1 rsn'l re-lui-st
the Irl neit rl.x.r to take ier
t.et i q tbe bouae Instead of keeplsg
him out on the front rmcu stsr;
nlgliL"
As He Would Mm It
"Life." remarked the rl. rl. al look
Ing pnanenger. "Is made up of trials'
"Yrs." rejtilnrd the nmn with t
prosperous air, Just acru.s the stale,
and I'm glad of It "
"Imli'.U!" rirlalmerl lha c I P !
surprise. "Why are you ala.l"
"lleraiiao." eaplalnml ta other, 1
am a lawy r "
Taking the Usual Courts.
"I arm your next door neiK'ibor .
sprinkling bts lawn d irlng f rblddea
hours. Are you going to do atiylalfll
to stop him?"
"Yrs; I'm going to write !
dlgnant protest and have It print
om of tho papers "
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