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Newspaper Page TextSMITH WILL PAY YOU 10 for Drawn! Veal. II1- for Dnwd Pork. 14c for Live Hfne. lc for Live Spring Chi-kene. 2 Per doun for Kreah E-e-s Bmlth never charge eommiaaion. You .1 ALL your monejr athen you ehip to Smith. You don't divnlo wuk th. middltanan. Ad rm all ahipmenta rRANK U SMITH MEAT CO. "rihun th. Beet Trust" PORTLAND, OREGON Dr. B. E. Wright HTjrour teth out and plat and brtrtr work on. For out -of -town patron imua piait ad pridtf work in on dj 1 tMreanary. r trntii CtlnaRTa $JS0 (Mfthn SI a. Ul .. $1 00 W Fft. ... S0r fee, tow $S 00 trt (M Satta raw $7 50 Fta, Ftlrareai . 50c HKST METHODS Pein'eae Fxfrert;on Free when platea or bririre work tm tmlrrwi. Connultation Free. You cm n not Ct bettor pamleaa work anywhere, no nutter w much you pay. All Mark fully Guaranteed far rifle Year Dr. B. E. Wright Co. 342 i WashingtMi St.. Portland, Oregon Taka ear at depot and tranafer to Waahiaa-teo St. Ml-U P- H Established 11 Gill UL 1900 COLLECTORS W Bur and Collect Nalee. Martcatca, and Real fetal. Canlructs. N. Collection M. Chara. Worcester BWg Portland, Ore. Her Mistake. The young woman waa hastening to the subway itation en route to the railway train. Looking about for a boy to carry her heavy tult cas. she spied a stalwart youth and asked Ihlm If he would take It for her to the iitatlon. Ha heiitated a moment, aa he bad been headed la an opposite idlrectlon, and then compiled. At the lUcket window there was an unusual crowd. The boy pushed forward. ;bought a ticket for the young woman, put It In the box and handed her the suit case. As she proffered hlra ths dime which seemed about adequate ior nis services he smiled at her p cullarly, shook his head, lifted bis hat gracefully and was gone before the joying woman had time to protest or really to understand what had oc urred. Then the appalling thought came to her with conviction that be was undoubtedly college boy put ting In vacation time at some kind of employment which necessitated bis earing quite ordinary working ciotb.s. "And how dreadful." she thought, Mulrmlng with mortification, "he ctually paid uiy fare, tool" You May Need It Ask your doctor about the wisdom of your keeping Ayer's Cherry Pectoral in the house, ready forcolds, couchs, croup. Droncnitis. u he says it s all right, then cet a bottle of it at once. Uhy not show a little foresijht in such matters? Early treatment, early cure. A Wou.liak.ur formulae VCe banl.t iluh.) frees aur eteawtuee ia$ ceaju.tr. Many a boy is called dull and stupid, when the whole trouble is due to a lazy liver. We Hrmlr believe your own doc tor will tell vou that an occasional dose of Aver s Pills will do such bevs a great deal of good. They keep the liver active. aledeey the J. C. AyarCa.. La vail. aT.n. SYMBOLISM DID BCIESCB VOTES. Fifty-seven unmarried persons corn- ran suicide to forty-three married nwitienand produces Itnnnrinn worm or manufactured chocolate annu ally. Bathing the had behind the ears with hot water often will cure aa ob stinate headache. Teat will be the only fuel used in a great German electric power generat ing station. A healthy horse eats nine times Its weigni in rood in a year, a health auar-p an limes. During 1909 Chile produced 18.179 ions or copper, as against 19,463 tons ue year before. At the last semi-annual official eat! mate mere were ZD9.293 Indiana In the United States. More than fifty bacteria to the cu bic inch were found In a recent test of rain water in Paris. At an elevation of ten feet the hori zon apparently is slightly more than ten miles distant The rudder of the tranatlantio liner Olympla weighs 100 tons, being the Heaviest ever built A web filament two and one-quarter miles long has been taken from the body of a single spider. China will bold Its first great expo- Itlon, natlonul in character, at Nan' king from -May to October. uLSrOl AX J THE PRINCESS FASHION HINTS NOT APPEAL Belinda Rejs.-ts Proposal of Charlie to Bo Joined Together Like Hands of Clock. AS YOU CROOK F0I K. 1 1 ERAM) OF Blneirt Disinfectant Spray Aairaonia Cold Water Lquid Stares "Cltas, 0" Ncn-Boiliri Washin F.uid K.AD S.CHE,MlCAL. Pharmacists ! if Mjifurtcmaf hum trc,iTeS ; "Charlie." sorrowfully sighed the young lajy In the parlor of the con crete bouse, on Washington avunue, "It is nearly i; o'c!re!t " "Yes. UKInda." wi. the brssthlng response of her roetlcal companion, who Tins sitting on the sofa beside her. "the minute hand is drawing closer and closer to the hour hand, nd when the time of midnight la chined the two hands will be even as one. Oh, darling Belinda," be con tinued, as he literally simulated the action of the minute hand, "may not the coming together of those two hands bo symbolical of us?" She broke away and.stood firmly on her feet "No. Charles Henry Smith." she retorted, angrily, "those two hands will remain as one but a single seo- ona. and then the minute hand will di vorce itself and go on Its way alone. No. Mr. Smith, a minute band that doesn't stick isn't the kir 1 of symbol ism I want!" Kfg f- "Vila- Invalid Nobleortan Who Was Ccn - ceri ed About the Cre.it Political Reformer's religious relief. When I was In f t Petersburg I haJ in iiitn thirtltin to a certain princess. who was said to be I lit created lu 'Tisons and prisoners, nnd thoiikh I knew that sho b.id at)oliitdy no eon ie:n with any I'olltlcnl reforms. I I'or-cd she nilKht help me to an Inter vliw Kith Mine. Urcsbkowskr. The princess was an lnt.il Id. and I was Allowed to go directly to her room, where she luy on a lounge, with a lit tle stand btislde hor on which lay religious books. She received me with great c-wdlnllty. winning my heart with lier first words. She spoke ex cellent Fnglikb aud we needed no lu terpreter. "I am an old, old woman," she said cheerfully, "but 1 find my old ago the happiest rrt of my lire." "That Is almost what Count Tolstoi said to me," 1 replied, "Oh," she cried, "do you know niy old friend. To'stol We were young together, and how I love him! Hut, alas, he trusts too much his own merits. I pray fur him every dny. I pray not only once, but many times a day, that he may learn to trust to the merits of lesus. He Is good and noble and kind. but he must give up Ms own Idea of l IgKttousness and accept the gospel. I have been so anxious about him thnt at last I wrote out a prayer thnt I wanted to have him use, for I told him I offered It dally. So I sent It to him. In rp!y he sent me a prayer which fte says ho prays d.illy." Uabel C liarrous In the Cbrlatlan Register. MAYOR GAYNOR IS m Mortally Wounded While on Board Steamer. Wu Aiinut to Sail for Europe for Rest and Travel - Assassin Arrested on Ship. Phona Main 113 401 Main St. Vancouver. Wasbiiutoo Union Painless Dentists CK$ti&r TEETH yT " Tents, Awnings, Sails f Ceto, HaoaDclu. Caatu aW Carers 1 ' lm 1 or 1iki at factory pricaa. I tl PACIflC TINT AND AWNING CO. 1 - g7 N. tint St., Portland. Or. Si S" B Pull Set of Teeth JJ.OO Bndre Work or Teat without Plate. S3 50 'o 45 OoW Crowns $l.SO to 5.DO Porcelain Crowna tJ.SU to $5.00 "kkI or Purcelain Pillinsa tt .00 L'p Silver f illing 50t to l 10 b"t Plate Made $7. SO No chanrn for Painlen Pxtractinr when oth-r work ia done. 15 yeare' Guarantee wl-fa all work Hours, a a. m. t. a p. n. mv at orriaon Street. or tfa rsr to ba l"-r tetb out tid pi t sand bnig worsi rlor. Fnrou'.. cf-towa i atrona mt C.iih pi st iri'l t rtuitm wortr In on J:'"" er -A rviH? 5.00 - "ft' 7.50 KI L Witt, rmatrr an Mauau I tinl.ti Eilr'Hea .501 n mn RtNtHMs . riuHBt eaav HBTHooe muamrfy BUSINESS COLLEGE tenth tao ao.Rison. roariMo, eaEtoa . P. ARMSTRONG, LL. B., PRINCIPAL Our. la admitudlu th. hig-h-etandard commercial -nooi or the JSorthweat. Teachera having both oumneia alia profeski,aj ejtperience qualify itu denta for auccena, by iiufivuiHal initructioa ( d.aired, in a ahort time and at amall menu. roaiuon ior each aa aoon aa competent. Open all me year, catal&sue. buainesa forma and pen. work free. Writ, lodaj - there la suMey ia It. For a young girl this it a natty, srmi asilory atyle, auited to any wash material. It may be made as simply as you please, or s mors dressy touch introductd by having the collar and turfs and bands of embroidery. ASTHMA AND HAY fEVER are qu ckly relieved hy Wyatt's Asthma kemedy. Guaranteed or money refund ed. Ask your drujfrist or send six rents pontage for Free Sample to J. C. WYATT. DrugurO. VANCOUVtH, WArMINGTON DAISY FLY KILLER KCSSit Ltla kll . MU oi fnenil. (an wot t,ni ttp 9'tr. .;! v. i or l fit- r pvtf.fig, r.kitr-afiarj c9?Ctl. Of Hi Veatn or tarsat (irrvxirl k.r SI nf tt. AtOLD fOHit1 ISO tWK.t 4 Pain J e tUtreKtina ipTl. or briJir work I I o .... ( esjjiaawj g or Uf T eiO J-nDtm Wise Dental Co J INCORPOWATCO Painless Dentists I ajllnf iulldinf . third I Wathinrton, P0ST1 AND 0TSCR i SVOM ar: S A. M. ta a a. at. Saaaa,s,.Ul I teA2alIJ i C0FFEEC TEA SPICES BArtINO POWDtH EXTRACTS JUST RIOHT CLOSSETADEVFM Pure means that nothing whatever has been added to it Hawaiian means that it is grown and bottled in a Tropical Paradise Pineapple means the most healthful and refreshing of all juicy fruits Juice means the easiest and simplest way to enjoy the essence of the rich ripe Pine apples of Hawaii. VVArn irvggtttt ana groctn i Cola's rata .venae rla erae Jmitt, srae aa ra.fr nam tor a aoea Itt tilling ea It gtt mn4 $trn If. iWAHA- PlMAffLB PKODtCTS CO., t. J., Ill Marl.t Straei, S.. f r.,i., CJ. OTJB COAX SUPPLY. Slaapllfylaa; lb. Labor of Procarlaa; It I.ereaaed th. Oalpat. It was reared at one time that the rate of coal consumption would soon outgrow the rate of production and there was talk of curtailing the use of coal In .many industries, says a writer In Llpplncott's. But the Inventor pro ceeded to make coal mining machinery which lessened the labor of extracting the raw product from the earth and Increased the output tenfold. England to-day bases her hope of extending the period of her profitable coal mining upon the invention of machinery that will compensate for the added cost of deeper mining. In America coal min ing machinery has doubled and tripled the output A coal digger cuts and extracts the coal frocn Its bed as fast as three or four skilled miners could formerly do; it falls automatically up on cars, which swing npward like ele vators to the light of day, and deposit their contents Into chutes. Down the sooty mass tumbles to the breakers, where It Is pounded and broken Into sizes suitable for earn. merce. Thence It slides on to the washery, and cornea out at the other end to be dumped on cars. The cars nulckly cross the country to some river or bay, where canal boats are waiting The transference from the cars to the boats, and from the boats to the whole sale and retail dealers' coal yards Is perrormea automatically. Even when the coal comes Into our homes it Is shot down chutes into the cellar, and not carried there In buckets and bas kets as or old. And yet, for all this simplifying of labor, this Invention of machines to reduce the dust and ashes, nobody likes coal, and we all pray for the time to come when Its use may be abolish ed. It Is not a popular artlciV of com merce; It Is a clumsy and dirty fuel and la this age of Invention and dis covery It seems woefully out of data. It Is not new machinery to Increaw the output that we are longing for, but the discovery of some new method of obtaining heat and power. Ilea. Weak, Weary, Watery Kyee, tfln-voil Hy Murine Kva K.jiiiiv Trv Murine Kor Your fcye Troubles. Vou Will l.Ue Murine. It Soothf. &i)r at .,nr I'riiKKlats. Wrltn Kor L'ya Hooka. I reo. kl urine fcye lUlneJy Co. I'tilcagu. lobe Trotting to Avoid tultar. a. Holm Uuryl Ctaydon. who ob d a divorce from Turn Graydon, ight haired young man who made a powerful fullback on the Mar football team sevoral years ago. tone to Europe to escape a pr it suitor, who says he is a Rus sooieman. Mrs. Graydoc, who i daughter of J. Parker Whitney, eon spending tho greater part of .line on ner father s ranch ln-1 Placor county, Cnllfonila. Employed on the ranch was an expert horticul turist He was presented to Mrs. Oraydon and almost Instantly fell In love with her. He sought to follow up socially an acquaintance that came about simply thrttiRh his employment He wrote letters und telephoned con stantly to her. Finally Mrs. Orsydo left the ranch and went to San Fran Cisco. The "noblon'an" follows! and continued his letter writing and tele phoning. His pursuit became so ardu ous that Mrs. Graydon le.t San Fran Cisco and has sailed for Europe. ruuaaeiphla Telegraph. New York, Aujf. 9.- Mayor William J. Gaynor, of New York, was "hot ami probably fatally wounded on board the steamer Kaiser W ilhelm dor liruawv an he was sailing for L'urope this niorn inf. His xiSHilsnt who, at the time was not identilied, was arrested. Later the man who shot the mayor gave his name as Jules James Gallitfhor of 440 Third avenue, New York City, The mayor was stMiulint; on the up per UYi-k or trie liner, well lorwsru, talking with Commissioner Thouipnon, Corporation Counsel Watson and his secretary Mr. Adumson, when the shot was tired. William J. Gaynor was lxrn in Whitestown, Oneida county, New York, in 1H51, and received his edura- ion in Whiteston and Huston. At the age of 22 he went to lirooklyn, where he engaged in newspuper work and took up the study of law, working on the lirooklyn and New York piiihts while studying. He was admitted to the bar in 1S75 and bean practice. He was a noted writer on leal subjects and acquired a national reputation for his work in breaking up rins within the Democratic party and in securing the conviction of John Y. Kano for election frauds. He wa-i elected Jutie of the Supreme court and served from , 1893 to 1909. when he was elected , mayor of New York City. He twice declined the Democratic nomination 1 for governor, also judge t t the Court of npinals, and also the nomination for mayor of Brooklyn in lHUti. He was one of the first to speak of favoritism in freight rales. mm Ai.i oiit't i ri H o n r AM'ticliilsV IVp.inf Ion Flr.Vs slmil.ilnhMla'IW mllu'r-iibt luijj ilk" Siima lis aiklllovriis i rmmoh's Di-VsHonflwrftj ru'ss arvrt KYtU unl.iins unite Dpiu.,1 iirjihiar nortaarnl ()TAHt OTIC. W Smi X i Xiuta e Jt.V e Ittrm t.V IUjfMx kites Ancrfcrl iVmfiK' forfntrillr lion. Sour Slonvkh.lMjriBO ViirniJl'inwlM''wr,u lusSnlulLOSSOrSUTP. Far Su.uk Sijnawr NEW YdWh!. f'V'''i Tiu'.rv ... . , i . VrL".rW.ee.l uiuk-rtlif I-"" ' t'-V-- Eaaci I'opy of Wrapper. Forlnfxntu nnd ChlMmn Tho Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tho Signaturo of ww m j IF y in Use For Over Thirty Years rail vwa eeaie aaoeaa. ae .aaa aire. SWARM TO SEE ROOSEEVLT. Mothara win and Mrs. WlBalmVa Boothlna Syrup tue th-at rttmerlr tt uaa lot thairuiUUxod uiui iaa teu.iag periuu. Japanese Is Hardest to Learn. The Japanese languuge Is claimed to be the hardest of all to learn Lven the Japanese nnd It hard, and several American army officers have found It Impossible to niaator It It takes tho Japanese child seven years to learn tho essential parts of the alphabet, and one must become fa miliar with 214 s:gns to loam this simple part of the language alone The 214 signs serve as the Eugllsh Initial letters In our alphabet. To be able to read any of the higher class of Japanese newspnpers one must be the master of from 2.600 to 3.000 Ideoprr-hs Alhtiny Journal. Effective Mstnode. Wunder Stayler Is successful aa collector of bad debts. Waring That's because he takes a tent with him and camps out In front of the debtor's door. Beared by the Cooking. Little Willie Say, pa. when poverty eomes In at the door, what window does love fly out of? Pa It probably flies out of the di ning room window, my son. Bad Breath "For months I had (treat trouble with m stomach ami usr-.i all kinds of meiiicines. My tongue has been actually aa sjreen aa grass, my breath having a bad od. Two weekaagos friend recommended Casrareta an.) after using them I can willingly and cheerfully any that they have entirely cured me. I then fore let yon know that I snau recommen'i tliem to anyone suflirr ing from such troubles." Chas. II Hal. pern. 114 E. 7th St., New York, N. Y. PleaaanL Palatable. Potent. Tanta Good Do 0l. N.v.-r Sicken. Weaken or Grip lOe. Hx. 60e. Ne-r eold In bulk. The ran. alna tablet itampd CCC Guarantee, ka cure or ruur money hark. Dedication of John Brown Battlefield Will Draw Thousands. Toeka, Kan. Visits to Kansas by Presidents Harrison, Kooaevelt and Taft have brought together great crowds, but the coming of Colonel Roosevelt on August 31 to dedicate the John Brown battlefield at Otuawatomie will cause to assemble there the great est number of Kansas people ever con gregated within the borders of the state. Fully 50,000 will attend this cele bration, which is to be held on the bat tlefield where John Drown and his men fought for free Kansas. The tract of land, comprising 22 acres, has been purchased by the Women's Relief cor and deeded to the state for a memorial park. Ossawatomie, the earlv home of John Brown, is about f.O miles south and west of Kansas City, and shout 15 miles from the Missouri state line. In the early history of the state the town was a mere trading post, but with the building of the Missouri Pacific rail road through it an era of nnmperitv came and with this the location of shops for the railroad company. Its population today is round 2,500. What the little town will do wilh the 50,000 people who will assemble there to greet Coionel Roosevelt on the mornir.g of August 31 is a question not easily answered. K, hermanPy&Co. F.STAI1I ISIIr l) 40 YEARS SIXTH. AT MORRISON ST., TORTLAND, OX. y Wo want you to try this Piano V YOl'H J HOME thl I.. We want you to try it at j our rxprn-t berausB At 1 he end of thirty days tho Piano j IISI l.h will ton v Hue yon of the following ' facts: It's the U'tit valun on earth for the prit-e i .J7f.). It's ( Sic All.) and MtXIIAMCAl.U rn'ht! i . e know thrre is so much ival valun in this V eilington I'.ano we're ir ling for $.;7.V on eujy xJV'i.fi.'a liiat we're willing to let it be I IS tl,. .S.W.-.S' I V. It lil tell 'a outi stni y lo you in your home - if you'll send us the coupon. '.u.Mf 4-n.i mt mil parlhuliin luiurmmj Ihii unumai I'lano oltir. ; ai 1 - -- - Wm. if T .ft v"-rii- Aiime- 4, 'aa. tny ateaier. Indignant Customer I want to re turn this Jewel box. It s not Ivory, as represented. Dealer (musingly) Now, I wonder If It can be possible that elephant had false teeth. Cleveland I !- An Embarrassing Word. "Then," said the reporter, "I'll say severs! pretty songs were rendered by Miss Packer." "Oh, gracious no!" replied the hos tess; "you mustn't say 'rendered.' Tou see, her father made all his money In lard. Cathollo Standard and Times. Exposition Tax Opposed. Mansfield. La. The farmi rs union or Louisiana appears to be opposed to me special Manama exposition tax an provided for in recent act of the leg islature. The Desoto narixh .livi.i..n the farmers union. In convention here, attended by leaders of the move ment from all over the state, went on record by almost an unanimous vote in opposition to the proposed tax. Wh,.n the resolution was orTertt t,li, members of the union to vote against the tax, a prolonged discussion ensued ... ; . .. . iir wmrn me vote was taken. Meteor Falls; Jars City. Council Bluffs, la Accompanied by a noise as loud as thunder, a large me teor fell in the neighborhood of Coun cil biuiis shaking the city and causing intense excitement. Searching parties have attempted for some hours to locate the place where the meteor fell but at a late hour had been able to do n is supposed to have fallen in the hills immediately back of the city Hundreds of people heard the explos ion and felt the shock, but because ih. sun was shining at the time, very few saw it HILL MILITARY IT ACADEMY 1 1 Navi'l your r hr h will l av if'..!. t r'.fin tr ti in iv r nH MEDICAL Ejjj of nCDIDTMCMT W Hill llitll I ,..,,.,,, High Standaid Thorough Courses Se....,nhel..S3,t ia.,,,,, Kr drr.. I1.1,,. Dr. S. E. Jonephl, 610 Di kum Uldg., Pot 1 Und. Ori-gr n 1 I V 1 Hi a 1 ak-f The pity of It. "'TIs nne of tho sndiluat things of marrlod life." "What Is?" "The fact that the wife ran't think of anything m w f,,r rtlnnnr, aud the husband, while dlkaatlsfl.-d, ctu t sug gest anything " Unrest. "Is Mr. flllRgliis at hnrue on horae bsrk?" "I should think so," replied Miss Cayenne " 1 1 k ems cjually uncom-I ronauio In enter .,ir." A Painful Fact. It takes a lot of waiting tr, hob up precisely at the moment a certain girl comes along EXCLUSIVE OPTICIAN r"trf rimmm w.ack 'anitnv prtcwssv sYtmm riain-rtetiMkn m paFffstrtlf UitMki 'VSalpaal sVS k'W M $2.00 . I.fan. l K..t. OH. C. U rtAYNLas Suite 427, Marqtiam Building raurth i m Oppneil. Portland tlol.l. Portland Or Th. Kind t Waa. "Walter, this chuck steak I ordered Is like wood." "Yes, sah. Dat am wood-chuck steak." Cleveland Plain Dealer. 'was aa ear. this nam. is ea lk. label EelabllablaaT as Itepatallo, "Father," said little Hollo. Solomon really the wisest manr I dont know, my son. You a his political power waa so great that when he claimed to be the wisest man nobody had the nerve to contradict him." Washington Star. an. scornful. "What are the seat, of the scorn ful r Dldnt you ever have a friend pass yon perched up In a fine sntomobller -LonLsvill. Courier-Journal. IT IS REALLY ABSURD to think that you can cure your weak stomach and eet back your health again by dieting or experimenting with this or that remedy. You need Hosteller's Stomach Bit ters and nothing else. For over 57 years it has been making people well and keep ing them so and it will do as much for you. Try a bottle today for Indigestion, Dys pepsia, Biliousness, Cramps, Diarrhoea and Malaria, fever and Ague. It never fails. Trainmen Ask 8-Hour Day. St. Louis The eiirht-ho.ir ,! reigni conductors and trainmen and thn miloniM li.,;, t- - ... ,,,, itannunger crews wo me mosi important proposals that win im Buomiiu-a to the Order of Rsil wsy Conductors and the Brotherhood or Railroad Trainmen in the next ten days. The crews will seek the equiva lent of the 20 per cent increase in wages. The concessions that will be requested will be in the form of im proved rules and conditions of work. Paris Has Lynching. Paris Paris witnessed Hra... tration of yn( h law in the heart of the capital ounuay, August 7. A poliYe man was about to arrest an a...k. 1- the Boalevart SebastKl when the man nrcw at mm with a revolver. The uui.ei woun.iefi the policeman and killed a man passing on the street A crowd speedily gathered, seised the apache and hanged him to t lamp post. TRY I.1UREKE "&"cJr EYE REMEDY t.. u. it LlsulS Form. 25c. SOc. Sil.e aikas. 25c, l 00. WDUCE THE COST Of LIVING, CRESCENT CAKING POWDER 25c. FULL POUND Tre rirst Y.sr. "Hemenibor. my boy, that th. first year of married life Is always the hardest " "1 hat sor "Yes. It will take you all thst time to give dinner parties to the relatives snd frlrmls who bsllxv. th"r ought to he Invited to teat your wlf.'s cook ing." Can. roue Mendacity. "Your thvrmoniDt.r Is wholly Incor rect. It registers ten degrees leas than the actual tiunpnrAture." 'That's why I like It. I diesd these fonrfully candid friends." NOX ALL I tirontfW U, rtisnv Hani (fimi, .S.f latn mmit aliuuwx. K-v lo ap ply, r-liMrVs- I hay I Oai'tM "I iivm mt tint n Us- li. It'irtnna, . htnir, In'Umti', wilirt 4.fifl tn-lrr f 'i'l is aI th it kin t Implis MIX A Ma t.-uirf lh kin SVfk Sk ! mr atkaaas 1H m worn wl'h rrmfi.rl. Ifw.-nniriflr. ml n,!( ,y m rlrnrtriarlsi tar ftw m..! Ailri I r O O r In. hr A r'trt AlllH Kpr,aiMM. I.rtln.. rsn. tic tU. i ir t our tr ITCH CAN CE CURED in a .h.,rt t,m, ,T ,,, PLUMMER'S ITCH REMEDY In GO-rent ran. t,r. AiMrrae TLUMMER npim rvi. ... .. .: " v.ii 1 r tviaainon Portland. Oi GALL CURF MORSE COLLARS 7" "." Write .. i r-KpleV LIOUCR-MORPHINt-TOBACCO I 1 HiaiTc. (nuivriiri v rnsrr. - f 0 rutL rAntlCUlASJ " '" arnfvniinifi - rnn rt no car PACIFIC IMPLOYMLNT CO. af l'(H-tUnJ, Oni'in rijRNisiits hup rutt IO fMI'lOVfUS Main t.mee. 12 N,.rth H-rm4 St. Main MT?(r. A l0 lal ee l)pt VUAt, M.ruwn Hi.. Mam lOiri: A Mi I'kene or wire nenVre al atir eipenae. Woman Hit by Ball Sues. Kanana Piltr A ball batted foul struck her on the cheek nd thus caused a permanent disfigure ment, Miss Hazel Wilson has sued the owners of the local American Asso ciation baseball team for $20,000 dam ages Miss Wilson says that If the box in which she waa allflrw. i i l properly screened the accident would l?,"I,,""'krl not na h.n..l "ouia snraanin M " - it" "-,. fl. earn pie af th. l'..t f rotir harne.. A -- 1l"r avenrwhere. Vy.hMHclKOMESiCO. PORTIAND. ORfGOM WW II '-e Ktf J3 A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE CUT SlTX tat MINLESJ DENTISTRT mil Halaleee Kulractloa .... r Silver Hill,,.. ,,, r untie, Jl K. Gold Crowna jlrld,. Work. nK.fl.ii" Inley Kill, u.... -.1 ALL Tina Wiilu . . r. .Vie ,7'c ..II . Si . a i ..at . t4 1 .-ill,lili arrieaa,Pwsla.4 eaa Male, a Ofee erealer. C. Gee Wo Ths Chinese Doctor Thle wonileful man has mwle a Itfeatiulr f ihe rr,ert lea of K'", lerlte anil Harks, and la alv'na Ihe wot 1,1 the ttenefltuf hie eervleaa. el N. Marcatrv, Palaen. l4 ar Drat a Uaeat. N. iX.'ii Operallena ee Callln fn etira Catarrh, Aalhma. f ans. Hi.m.a. h an,l KMner Inmhleai and all I'rtrete or M a ami W fluarant Hi 1I A uarc cANrrri ctttwc luatraralTeelrmn, fekln. f :,lna-Wa, ear. ana reliable. tl..ralllna In Ita work a. If ytu rennet rail. writ, for armilona Mask aad etreular. Ineka. 4 rente In eiarnpa. co isuiTAiKiN rare The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. 1lt riret St., r. M eerie , PwtlwaS. Or. r n v No. Jl '19 Wllrit writla( t. .4 eartlaars y laaa. eaile. Sale awa..