"Ship It to Me"
SAYS SMITH
IMtkm
aoa. w riu ow aa fdlaw for aw.
tml Mas. Hirfipn
Pi in J Vast. U fca
Ifeeaaaa Pork '-
AMrmm
ntANK U SMiTtt MEAT Ca
"TVest tt W Teasr- .-:
PCMTIANO. OMGON
Ulnxllr .
"I hear your girt has a good tr,
hi.'
"DobI speak ot tt as a trade; U U
real calling."
"What is itr
"She to telephone operator." Bal
Umore American.
CMlUnk
Tb man who had ba ehot by tit
hunter opened his eyes.
"Forgive me," said tha proa with
tlM CUB.
."Sot yet replied th sufferer, "but
if yon earn prove to a Jurjr that I look
Ilk qairrel m think about it."
Philadelphia Ledger.
P.Hraeltr.
Goodman Ron rong What d'r reck
ea la tb deadest of the dead laa-
Saymold 8 lor J Mr cues la thtt
It's the one ion as when you re
eatughln.
laaairfa-iaa; -"Joelab,
what ta the house et lords?"
T.-. Af lha Tti-ltlah lute
Hamest : Toura heard 01 the house of
commons. havent you 7"
"Te-ee."
WeD, the lords are the uncommon."
The imI Vletlaa.
Vrs. Kawler Isn't the cost of Urine
frightful thes days?
lira. Renntur Indeed tt la. It's so
hard to save enough out of It to pay
th still greater coat of moving! Chl-
i Tribune.
ha Kin Hlia.
He Th Joneses will b wondering
why w ar so lata. -""
Bhe No, they won't; I told tbem
yo were coins to drive. Jade.
TkM Levlaa; Prteaata.
Ifaybelle Do you think this photo
graph looks like me?
Gladys Not In the least dear; but
It's a splendid picture.
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Mmrikr caeawtlaat.
Th erl bird had caafht th
Thinking th Incident eelf -aaplana-tnry
and th moral perfectly obvious
the hlrd refrained from trying to sa)
anything smart.
Thereby Introducing a startling In
novation and establishing a new rec
ord. Vtla W.ealerf at Tact.
Wheeler Why. Ml Snooper, how
costume completely alter people! 1
hardly knew yon.
II tag Snooper Do I look tack a
fright, then? -
Wheeler On the contrary, yon "i
most charming lilastrated Bit.
T.'H.r-aaa Sail... ,
Bay Mackerel Thankaglvini and
Christmas may b seasons fur th dis
memberment of Turkey, but I know
nation In vn a worse case.
Shad Rose What t thatT
Bay Mackerel Lent, when occur
th baiting of fln land.
Kca Tevakea.
rn aventng Fred. aged 4. aajt th
Chicago Sea. w shooting star for
Us lint Urn. Running Into tS
house, he exclaimed: "Oh. mamma, l u
bet there's going to b trouble In heav
en to-night. Somebody let on of th
tars tall." !
l alt aa That.
There 1 a wide difference ot opin
ion as to th desirability of a Quid
wedding."
TVi.ll " '
"But everybody wants aa unosten
tatious dlvorc." Louisville Courier
JoursaL
Mare taforaaatl.a.
Mrs, Chugwatec What Is animal
magae.tsm. JoatahT
Mr. Chugwater Well, yon know
what an animal is. and you know what
maanetttm la. Just combine the two
ar.d you get animal nvu;netian. Isn't
mat plain enoueh
Lnkt4 1.1k a DaT.
-This." remarked Mr. Cane. "1 my
photograph with my two French poo
dle. You recognize me, ehr
"I think so," tald Miss Softie. "Ton
are the one with th hat on. ax you
notr
C.lalag A Bather War.
Wail Pa, may I ask on more Qua
Uon?
Pa Well, what Is It?
Willie If a man from Portugal It
a Portuguese la hi little boy a For
tagosllng?
Pa Right to bed with you St
Louis Times.
gar af lltam.
"I'll give you a position as clerk to
start with." aatd the merchant, "and
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latisfactory
"Oh. perfectly," replied the college
rraduate, "but er do you think th
inn can afford itr Catholic Stand
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t'aarBadltatet Saremaaa.
Eminent Musician Among my pro
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Reporter (gasping) Professional
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Bad Breath
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The farmers' I
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CAR STRIKERS RIOTU-
Philadelphia Terrorized byAngry
Kob of Onion Sjmpatbers
STKAT BULLETS IWURE MAX!
Boys Set Fir tw Car Pantr
Ar Stoned In Many LocaKtict
3.OO0 Deputies Sworn In.
Car wrecked, 297; ear window,
broken, 2.608; arrest Btdt, 40;
wotDM ahot, 2; extra poliea or
dered, 8,000; total employed . by
company, 7,000; atrikers Mtimau
of men out, 6,200; company's ti
maUof men loyal. 3,600- atrik
breekers imparted, 176.
Philsdelphia, Feb. 12. Rioting in
erery section of tb city followed tb
attempt of th Philadelphia Rapid
Transit company to operate its line
her today.
Paawenzer and crew wer drira
from ear by infuriated mobs of strike
sympathiser and in nearly a acore of
instance the abandoned car were
burned or otherwts deatrored.
At mzhtXall rry ear wag with
drawn from serric. Stern moajure
war adopted by tb poiie to quell tb
disorders. Fir persons wer ar
rested, charged with inciting to riot.
Two women wer taken to boapitala.
Mayor Reyburn tonight ordered Di
rector of Police Clay to swear in 8,000
additional polio and to iaaue a pro
clamation enforcing the riot act.
Tb executive committee of tb Cen
tral Labor unioi thi afternoon pledged
both moral and financial support to tb
tinkers. It also decided to call
sympathetic itr ike of every union man
in th city in ease the authorities put
into effect their threat to operate tb
can with policemen and firemen.
In tbe morning cars were no on
every line with little difficulty except
in the mill district of Kensington,
where can war atoned by mob. At
11 o'clock traiuit company officials
announced that cars wer running on
their regular schedule. Shortly after
ward riots war reported from scores
of widely separated localities.
In tbe Southern section a mob of
boys drove a conductor and motorman
from their posts, and, after tbe four
women passengers bad left tbe car, set
it on fire.
The car following was stopped also
and was being set on fire when a de
tachment of police and a chemical en
gine reached tbe scene. In this same
section Mary Devlin, aged 16 years,
was snot in the leg when tbe police
fired their revolver in an effort to
check tbe mob.
In the usually quiet residence sec
tio of West Philadelphia, mobs for s
time baffled the police. Iron bars and
stones were piled on tb tracks and
several ears were wrecked. Mounted
police were powerless to disperse tbe
mobs, and a fire hose was brought into
plsy.
Contradictory claims are made by
the opposing forces as to tbe number
of men on strike. Leaders of th
Amalgamated Association of Street
and Electric Railway employes say
that 6,200 of the 7,000 employes of
the transit company have left their
cars. Officials of the company say
that 8,600 of their employes are loyal
and that regular service will be re
turned at daybreak tomorrow.
Tbe importation of 175 strikebreak
ers from New York led to an attack on
the barns and main offices of tbe com
pany this afternoon. Windows were
broken by the mob, which was finally
dispersed, after 35 arrests had been
made.
Union leaders say tbey will fores
the company to arbitrate. They
charge that tbe company for months,
by a series of petty persecutions, b
been endeavoring to force the anion to
strike, and fin ally, by discharging a
large number of union men, practically
declared a lockout.
Asiatic Employers Taboo.
San Francisco, Feb. 22. If the var
ious unions affiliated with tbe San
Francisco Labor council obey tbe rt so
lution adopted last night by that or
ganization none of their members will
be permitted to work in a boos where
Asistics are employed. Tbe resolution
followed tbe voting down of a recom
mends tion that 00 more saloons where
Asiatics ar employed be unionized, and
it was adopted on the plea that it was
not fair to single out tbe saloons for
boycott when other business bouses
employ them.
Castaway Chief of Camp.
Juneau, Alaska., Feb. 22. Captain
W, P, H. Porter and a few members of
tbe erew of tbe wrecked steamer Yuca
tan are standing by tbe vessel, which
lies more than half out of water. M.
Walsh, who was shipwrecked in tbe
Far al Ion on Cook Inlet last month, and
who wss obliged to spend four weeks in
camp after that stesmsbip went down,
wss a ptssenger on the Yucatan and
mad good use of bis former , exper
ience as a castaway. It is said be did
more than anyone else to make the
Goose Island camp comfortable.
Aviation School Planned.
Los Angeles, Feb. 22. Plans for
the establishment of a "school for aer
ial research" were presented to tbe
city authorities and tbe various civic
bodies today when members of tb
Aero club of California asked tbe may
or and the beads of the various associa
tions to name members of a commis
sion to direct such an institution. Ex
perimenters and inventors in all
branches of aviation and meteorology
will be aided by tbe proposed plan.
Sumptsr 8urv)vor Dies.
Erie, Pa., Feb. 22. Jsme Gibbons,
the Isst of tbe little gsrrison that sur
rendered with Msjor Robert Anderson
in 1861 when Fort Bumpter wss fired
upon, died tonight Gibbons wss
credited with sighting the first gun
fired by tbe Union forces.
tatase Kara aw tar Twkt Hlaa lK
leataatp.
Th locking up ot Juries actually
fniprtsonlBg them may be necessary,
but any agremut reached la that way
appears to correspond prvtiy closely in
terms to what th law books call aa
agreement extorted "under duress of
Imprisonment," bleb I trauduaot ana
Invalid. Tb authority for tt rants ou
th very old precedent of court prac
tice, and bo doubt Judge would find
lb most ample Justification ia law it
tb right were quest toned, especially as
there Is sobody to decide on their own
power but th Judges themselves, tt
Is an Indignity for a tree citisett, act
ing at a part of a court of Jostle, to
bav his liberty taken away by a show
of force, for hs Is taken Into custody.
led Into a room, and locked In forcibly
by court officer, and he might well ask
himself whether hs Is capabls of ren
dering a strictly Impartial verdict un
der restraint,. Perhaps that la one way
of convincing the prisoner at the bar
that hs U being "tried by bis peers.
In a recent murder trial In Nw York
City, notorious over th whol civilised
world, each Juror was placed under ar
rest as he stepped Into the Jury box.
even before the case was opened, and
h was kept a close prisoner unless
fortunat enough to be rejected as S
Juror throughout th wearisome
weeks of that trial.
Tbe excuse offered by this IndlrnKy
for It certainly Is that, dlsguls H as
you will was that it was necessary to
prevent some Jurymen being bribed;
but It does not seem unreasonable for
aa boneat man to ask why h sbould
be suspected of willingness to be cor
rupted sny mors readily than th Judge
or tb district attorney.
Judge and district attorneys bae
been known to be bribed, or bribers,
before now; perhaps on the record
quite often aa Jurymen. Why not lock
up the Judge and district attorney
along with tbe Jury to prevent th
possibility, or suspicion, of their be
ing reached r Joseph Horner Coaled,
In Scribner'a.
BEES AS rARMEBS' AIDS.
They Hels to rrfllla BUaaoaa
isilllua Eierr. Day.
Beekeeping Is a valuable aid In the
cultivation of fruit and seed crope. in
aecta which feed on nectar play an Im
portant part In tbe fertilisation of
flowers. Fertilisation Is effected m
other ways, but the agency of insect
Is tbe more certain and efficacious, and
no other Insect la comparable with th
honey be In this respect
A strong hlvs contains 10,000 bees
la February, 15,000 In March, 40.000
In April, and from 60.000 to 80.000 In
Mav. It has been discovered by skil
ful observers that th average load ct
nectar carried to th hlv by a bee Is
ahmit 1-1 a nf a craln. so that the col
lection of on pound of nectar requires
nearly 23,000 foraging excursions.
By means of hives set on balances
It has been found that th dally In
crease of weight la May averages 1.3
pounds. Occasionally, more than 11
pounds Is gained in one day, snd wbea
the amount consumed by tbe bees and
tbe loss of weight by evaporation ar
considered, it appears probable that
th average dally quantity of nectar
collected la not less than 11 pounds,
which would load 250,000 bees.
As a bee vtslta 10 flowers on the
average in collecting a single load,
some 2.500,000 flowers are vtalted In
one day by the bees of s tingle hlv.
An additional large number of visits
ia required for the collection ot pollen.
These figures explain why many
trees and plants bear small crops In
tb absence of bees.
The bee is charged with various
Imaginary crime. Its sting Is formid
able, but chiefly to tb Imprudent It
Is accused of ravaging fruit but U
tongue Is formed exclusively for th
extraction of sweet Juices, and Its
mandibles are unable to pierce tb skin
of a fruit Cosmos.
The Wa4rfl CaaaeL.
When tbe nature of tb work per
formed by tb camel Is considered It
Is perhaps its very somnolent organi
zation which best flu It for that work
and which gives color to th accusa
tions ot laziness and stupidity nads
against it It can live on a diet as ap
petising ss "a green umbrella," to us
Sir Samuel Baker's word Barren,
leafless twigs, dried shrubs and the
tough, paper-like substances of tb
dome palm form the chief courses n
th mens nreoared by nature for this
denizen of tbe desert Th marvelous
arrangement for tbe retaining or a tup
r.w nf water-sufficient to last for many
days makes tbe camel's powers of en
durance phenomenal. The ordinary
freight camel Is expected to carry a
load of from 500 to 1,000 pounds across
the desert at th rate of twenty-flvs
miles a day and to keep it up for
three days without a fresh supply ot
water. Soms will cover fifty miles a
day for five days without wster, snd
the swifter species will carry their
riders 100 miles a day. London Spar
Moments. ,
KISa'a 'atall a Slrry.
Little Willie wss tugging at Fldo's
tail.
"What are you trying to do with the
dog?" asked the child's fstber.
I fink his tall Is coming off."
"Oh, no, Willie' That's Impossible,
What makes you thing sof r
" 'Cause Fldo's tall Is so loose that
U wtegles."-New York Press.
... The af Golf.
Farmer Barnes There'; one gooa
thing about golf anyhow. Farmer Fal
low (skeptically) What's that?
Fannsr Barnes Why, ys don't bavs to
play It If 1 don't want to London.
Scraps. '
Teebalesl.
"I will tell yon tb kind of a lawyei
Jones la," said tb Judge, in reply to
a request for such information.
"He's so technical that he will fall
all over a crowbar to bunt for a pin,
and not even see tbs crowbar, mind
you." . ;
When a woman looks at snotber
woman's balr, she . Involuntarily
reaches up ber bands, and rearranges
her ow .'
nniVt Wait
IV Spring W c.., b" ',n 'l? "?
w H ' 1 ..., ...url.liXHl
In It during lite w in".
To build up y-r ..v-l;m
...1. 11 t.Uu md lrm
you mrvKiK" - . ..
Z.r.r.'','Uiruui
likely s v you fruiu wnuu"
Hood's Sarsaparllla
ttth medina to Uk. I Vm u,
Wood and slves strength and vigor.
Gt H tcaUr ta eaua.1 tkll "" t
tmbaMaaall cWaalal. .0 Doa. M-
IJ4 Taa raat.
"Poor fellow! 11 Is qu "
down, sal tbs doctor says that all
oodltlon is dus to fatt living."
"Fast Hvln.r
-Ys; yoi. . b ' trT"" tn,,t
and b wat obltgeJ 10 t so many
dlnlog-car meals and lose s mucb
sleep In sleepers that bis eonstltutlos
cart way" Hrwiklyn Cllltta
The .maek-MaaS" Baalaaaa.
Mrs. Bart My hut!nd got a letter
ts-day saylni something dreadful
would happen If he dtdn'l send ths
writer a sum of money.
Mr. Smartf-My huthand gets
dunned fur tSs bills. too.-Uostoa
Tranter Ipt
Qukk As Wink.
If your eyea ache with a smarting,
FETTIT'S KYE SALVE. All clruggiaU
or Howard tiro., nuunu,
Aa It '
"Boll on, thou mlshty octant
The poet wrol his song.
Ah. well, the bard ha had his way.
For vr sloe that fateful day
Th octan haa. In caalas play.
Seen rolling right alongl
Chicago Tribune.
-To-day my wlfa and myaalf bad th
moat foolish snuabbl of eur married
career."
"And what was th subject of yur
A ! mr n a t n n ?"
"Jlow w would invest eur meny If
w had anv" Kanaaa flty Journal.
Mothers will Sad Mrs WlaaW. M
Syrup 1. b-si emdv to to taeUeajfcUe
toiug ia tatau puled.
A Me Or....
Tennyson bad Just begun to writs tht
"Charge of tb Uht Urlgad."
"Half a league, balf a league.
Half a league onward
Thn he ttopped.
"Soundt a good deal like "Off agin,
n agin, gone as In. Klnnegan!" he said,
knitting his brows,
Hut he went ahead with It. and th
Jingle -made a decided hit Chtcage
rlbun.
gHSat Kaaollf Slaaa II.
Th Olrl Itnt thlt play tlroml
Th Toung Man It's an awful bore.
But than tt so us. Mis Plnata. of
your trying to conceal a yawn with
that fairy llttl band of your; It can't
half cover er I meaa that I 1 1 "
a-Ch lease Tribune
TO CUM A COtO M OMC OAV
Take LAXATTVg rJKOMO Clata TM.
DnaTalaiaraad aaoa IfH fal!taar. I.
taHUVE'S asnauu a rm fcaa. Sa.
Ml Para.lt.
"What do Ardup fallow far a liv
ing r
"Jutt now be la following old Scad
wall's daughter, la th hope that hs
will b living la tb Saadwtll family
so day "
micella t Slaaa-
Host (In India) Do you sa thai
(aaalle over thartt Ha ha sal o
that corner and In thai pnature, with,
ut moving, for sla month
Traveler (from America) Osel
That' going torn!
Lawaaa (rasa lh feat.
Croesus was counting his gold
-For tb life of m," he said, "1 ean't
Btak It com up to th published eatl-
mt of my wealth!"
Reflecting, however, that Job IX
Rockefeller probably had th earn
kind of trouble, ha smiled grimly and
kept ea splinting.
"Speaking ot the Wright brothers.
It's a good tblng for people who like
to travel by water that Fulton lived
I good many years sga."
"Why thatr
"Hs would undoubtedly be trying to
get sa Injunction on all tb boats
float." Boston Herald.
Pleasant l(erestg. Betieicial,
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of
Senna appeals to the cultured
and the well-informed and the
healthy because its component
parts are simple and whole
some and because it acts with
out disturbing the natural func
tions, as it is wholly free from
every objectionable quality of
substance. In its production a
pleasant and refreshing syrup
of tbe figs of California is unit
ed with the laxative and car
minative properties of certain
plants known to act most bene
ficially, on the human system,
when its gentle cleansing is de
sired. To get its beneficial ef
fects, always buy the genuine,
for sale by all reputable drug
gists; one size only, price
fifty cents a bottle. The name
of the company California
Fig Syrup Co. is always plain
ly printed upon the front of ev
ery package of the genuine.
iorniaJ up
W Avtfai.f er tarn aa. . ltBafJBJBJsww'
LOUISVILLE. KY,
SAW FRANCISCO, CAL.
PUTNAM FADELE
?2-'Urcolor.th. TT
no la autuantaed to 1 v
aww aw ajra, ateaoa ana
mUooaw..
. . - .. a Bi.it aes.
. lauk of lmlrt
U.nrl-ho.rtlmM.l.fs
to man th sen. 01 ' - y
leach us that th world Is woods. W
leaoa u f hmt. mrg
Th.- w-Vver Ibat m
el"' i..j ...l.iraa. Thl
aaJeaa ar lliosi a'"
!m Uu. t . certain that nt
man ca los bis neighbor unlets hi
BlearntsHo lov. hlmrU FroW our
selves w discover humanity.
rale, Kal sad TU-r.
A Ksntan sat on th besib at Alls
tie City watching a fair snd very fat
batbtr disporting bi rtclt lu b surf
II knew uotlilng of Ud and bs did
sot notlr that each aumwuus
rams a Utile .'' 10 ,l''1' At 1
an sttrsblg wave wsliJ over bli
shoelopa
"Hey. Ibere!" b" yellml ' ""'
fat batbar. "Quit yr Jumpln' up end
down! Is want to diowo n.r
Kvsrybod y'a-
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rsn .a.i v wrw w . - - -
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f lickine. HMA HVaaiiaa o 1'ivirwtiii'""
Ta.
Olrl With th Fur Jark.t-rvery-body
eilis w.ll of the preehr ai
your church.
Olrl With th Tetlow 1ii.kln- Hl
Juat as nli aa he can l. Whn thr'i
only a few people al lh morning ser
vice be never gets crt and roastl
tbtm bcut the cngralln lan'l
larser. .
Wea.la. AI.eaa.
, "Madam, your pet dog bit my llttl
boy la the fan this morning"
-lib. you alartn Hd ,ou'
boy's face be autlscptl.-ally whjr
"Of court not I"
"Good heavan. womnn! How could
you lei tb Ul dafl'ti rs tmh a
rlak! James, telepbon at em f'f
tb vtrlDrian."t'ltli"of A"""1
lean. m .
IJskt.laa -fcaas.
-Maria, who ta Hi spider .s-fd
gawk thai eomes to lletal t or
tnraa llmet a wT"
-Why. dan'l ou know, Jnhnf That'
young Mr. Vlloph. the lunlor partner
la th Brm of "i-oii-ash a 1.0
"Well, confound bar, why doesn't ah
give hint a llttl mora sncoufsmiit .
Chicago Trtbun.
I Tkl Trf
"Why don't lh common peopt gel
fcorr
"liecaut they dont exist as a body.
Every Individual thinks be tt slightly
superior to tbe general run of human
Ity." l.oulvlll CiHirler J mtnal.
Th r.lal at View.
Because eat'h ru nuiat lav Its thorn,
Tb peatimltt lat t'lan npiot;
Th optimist, more gladly lorn.
Is glad because th Churns bar
rot.
Nlion Waterman, In Saturday tSvta
Ing Feat
Portland is tbe bi( turkrt fhet of lb
NortlwejL
Sd Your Prodac THERE
W ar handier uf Kggt, Hutter,
Veal, lirrnaotl llus, I'uultjy, live or
dreasvil. also Apple, Onluna. I'uta
tries. Consignment, whelher larjfo
or tmall, are f ilicttetL We ran give
you good price (or gtl stufT.
Writ Ua-
McEwen & Koskey
coiicsioii lucuim
129 Froal St, Perltaad, Or a.
Best for Children
iff?
jy CURE
ut tax wKiit ni tt5sj
Gives inttanl relief VvKen tittle throals
are irrilalcd and tore. Gantaint
no otJtalct and it u plrasanl lo lake
ss it it effective.
AS Draaatrta. IS
'kA J-" ': i,M
NEW VOCK, N.
WM"OoiwewmMndpostuatdat
aavtiaawa.
r
a .
Does Not
Color Hair
Ayer'e Half Vigor u now
made from our new Improved
formula, docs not tula or color
the hair even 10 the .lightest
degree. Jry hIr, white hair,
blondo hair la not nude (
shade darker. Uut It certainly
does stop (oiling hair. No
question about that.
V. lo ttmttt iK tmlnt mt fe liAlt
A
k aaa aMW
a aw It s sas
tiers t
Indred, we bctlv It will stop every est
ot falling hair unlets fliers i tome vry
unusual tumpln.nifn.SiUftlblni greatly
tltcctingthr rcnettl health, llun y(a
should ctiault your thy ticltri Alaettg
bint shoul lbs new Ayrr's lltlr Vigor.
. ,ilr ky ia 1. a. art Obh, lwn. Mm.
II krlaht I),
Th daus-hitir of a rrtvidBt
clergyman wss rtadlng la ber en-is
lathl psiwr an svuunt of a rtiigt
out crr4nouy lu a Waaler dlur.a
"The solemn eucliarlnl was sung ty
llltbop Waller, j!b HI shop Urstleg
uontlfkatlrg f'otu th tluone"
"What doe puullficatlug tuaanT tht
asked ber fslbr,
lv you studied Latin and dosl
know ths mnltig ot a vry slmpl
wordT (he rt'lr. ,..
-oh. y, I toe, a means b brldgal
It" liuaton Trsasvrlpt
Tb t Uat.aa ef fctle.eas
Tb tat Judtt ml ilrysn, ths
father of WilUttui J. tlrjsn, once bad
several hum i stola from bl tmoka
house. II tuttaed tboiii at one, bat
said nothing shout It te sny on a
rw days titer a neighbor cam to kit.
. Judge." be ald. "I bAr4 yttj
bud m hsra sto t'other night"
-yea." rpl!id lb Judge, Vry eon,
dniiily. "but doat Ml sny on Tot
aad t ar lh only en wbo know It,"
-rlurtea Magaaln,
Ta h Waaeaa..! ta Wlrla
Tb lti!tor n(flcl tb beat
A raainmary trick!
Tb lnt kicks resist ar
To iiir a bkk.
Kj ' City Tim.
H0UC4 tut toti or uwatt
uCRESCENT
BAKING POWDER
25c FULL POUND
?5I
correct
tEA SFICCS
BAH1N0 POWOCR
. tXTHSCTS
JUS I RIGHT
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If 1-t anfftv H-xm grifa, PHa rJ
S,aaia, t (HiMeva Utal 4 a. ty ) Wr
ii .UI r.i' is an. .t! ail ta W
il.l.41.ltr.WIHalJSuHlll'l UaV
CgklltWpalolat Ours
II a eared IkMaeasxts wh avarttalag ata
f ll4.. UaMiln4 Sy May slalrtl la"J
I mt Po' !"( e(. turn x. I
ll.l f Ha l-S.I. ftaaa attu tt SiwM ; fut
a I H.t;autIMaAliaaateanbaWlBal4raa
1 Ci V. M. KAT, Ut Pml Sir..!. Its Tut
Painless Dentistry
ml
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Wise Dental Co
r.rltMl Has
rut w pviuw
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I A. SU t t M. .,
ffttit MOO Ml
C Gee Wo
Tin Cblnest Doctor
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al.lna th "r.
baaafttW ka
IsNi Meeiarv."a-t
JarOT.sU-
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Oiiararit la aiir Calan. Aathasa,
Hum,,, arut KMnay 1 rouhlaa, aa all frll
thsaaaas ut II aanJWiMwa.
A SUKK CANWI OVKB
Just r--Wu frarn Ckln, tin safa tart
andnllablas U..lailln la Ha work. .
If raa.naotall. wHiaforarw ""
aad tlntaaa-. loeloaa Iwiuta ataauw.
coiisuirATKm rate
The C Cee Wo Medicine Co.
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