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Have you any reason to offer why the sentence of the court should riot ha pronounced upon you, aecordlns to law?" Yea. your honor, I have. Mr. Gom pers aaja tha law Is unconstitutional." Colas ta Headquarters. "And that youiiK man kissed yon on tha Hps? Why didn't you ofler htm vour hand?" said the father. "O. I didn't have to, papa." said the girl; "he's soin to ask you for that! Yonkers Statesman. HOWARD E. rTRTVJI - AT n.l Teiel. IMA ,r.a V"li 8ihw.LM4.ll. ttil.. r. 'V tVmr.SL Mii!i nvel.v"' ertt full nrlnr-lirt WMenWt-iieaKen- Control ! 1 r r ".! hi-tled. kKtvcwee: Caxoottate JinKn! !;. CRESCENT si-jns A rnre phosphate h1 K h ch unced basset BAKING pc wdtr irul do and d n it bcv.er. It raisr th dutfh and mai.n Hcbt cr. rx-tpf and better nwnt'di. Sold t? bto POWDER cw 25c pt pv'uod. l: you wiil wtiJ us yon Dim and at!dre. wa HI and you a hook od health and baluatf pow Jet. CKESCENT MFG. CO. Seattle, Wiu Fob CATARRH or the BLADDER. URINARY DISCHARGES etc.! 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HIND REMAINED CLEAR TO LAST Secrecy Preserved Until Stock Mar ket Closed Time MistUted Whole Family Preeent. Ardtm, Sept 10. Edward H. Harri nian, the greeteet organiier of rail road the world has ever known, met the only lasting defeat of his active life at the hands of death. Secluded in his magnificent home on Tower Hill, he succumbed to an Intestinal disorder yesterday after a fight against disease that will rank for sheer grit with his remarkable struggles in the financial world. The exact time of hia death is known only in thst limited circle of relatives and associates who had shielded Mr. Harriman from all outside annoyance during his last illness. The time was given out as 8:35 p. m but Mrs. Mary Simonds. sister of the dead man, said last night that Mr.l Harriman died at 1 :30 p. m. Whether thia apparent discrepancy has any bearing on the current belief thst every effort was made to lessen the irfluence of the financier's death on the New York stock market is problematical. But it is significant that the time of his death, as officially announced, was just 35 minutes after trailing had ceased on the New York exchange. Mr. Harriman died peacefully and to the end hia brilliant mind retained its clearness. After a relapse ou Sun day he sank slowly and soon after noon yesterday there came a relapse that marked the approach of the end. His wife, two daughters and two sons, who have been constantly with him, assem bled at the bedside and a carriage was hastily dispatched for Mrs. Simonds, whose home is three miles from the Tower Hill home. Mrs. Simonds en tered the great siltnt home in time to be present at her brother's death. She joinec the wife and children, who, with Dr. W. G. Lyle, of New Y'ork. and Orlando Harriman, a brother, and the nurses, formed a group at the bed side. Mr. Harriman will be placed at rest in the family plot at the little graveyard behind SL John's Episcopal church at Arden. He will rest beside his eldest son, Edward H. Harriman, Jr., who died 22 years ago, soon after the family first came to Arden. The services will beheld at 3:30 o'clock Sunday afternoon, and, it is under stood, will be strictly private. Edward Henry Harriman will go down in history as one of the moet spectacular financial geniuses, most daring stock speculators and greatest railroad magnates of bis time. He was born at Hempstead, L. I., Febru ary 25, 1S43, the son of Rev. Orlando Harriman, Jr., rector of an Lpiscopal church in that town, founded in 1702. The early life of the future man of millions was one of great poverty. His father was a cultured but poor man, his mother came from an old aristo cratic, but equally impecunious family of New Brunswick, N. J. Edward H. Harriman received his early education at the district school and supplemented it by a two years' course in a boys' school under church auspices, where the sons of clergymen pa d practically nothing for their edu cation. Edward Henry Harriman began his career as clerk in a broker's office on Wall street. He showed no unusual ability and for many years gave no promise of hia later brilliant develop ment. Socially he was well liked and those who knew him at that time des cribed him as a sociable young man, always full of fun. He was noted, however, for a mind of his own. What he wanted he generally obtained, but his desires and ambitions were, at that time, at leant, neither very sweeping nor particularly inptrtanC How he obtained bis start and the funds which enabled him to buy a seat on the New York ntock exchange, have never been clearly explained. The most widely accepted explanation, however was to the effect that during the famous goid comer engineered oy Gould, Fink, Kirnber and others, Edward i. Harriman plunged with all his own money and some borrowed from Squaw's Claims Settled San Francisco, Sept. 10. Heirs named in the will of John R. Hite, a millionaire mining man of Mariposa, Cal., have effected a settlement with his Indian widow, it was announced to day, and within a week more than $6, 000,0'jO will be distributed. Hite was a pioneer in the California gold fiel !s and married an Indian woman, from whom he afterwards separated, making an allowance for her maintenance. She was not provided for in bis will and the contest followed at his death. The suit wag compromised for 1100,000. Coal Land Thieves Arrested. New York. Sect 10. Rufua Ireland. George Dally, Frank T. Weils and Wil berforcc Sully are under arrest here charged with conspiracy to defraud the uniiea states government out of 1,760 acres of coal lands in Wyoming, near Lander. All are held under f 500 bail. Thy were indicted on May 21 in the Federal district court of Wyoming, alone with a number of others, tar al. leged land frauds committed in that :ate. it is alleged that the defend ants got possession of the coal lands by employing dummies. Suffering Follow Floods. Monterey, Mexico, Sept. 10, Be lieving that the people in the outlying district are facing starvation and death as a result of the raging waters, several expeditions are being formed here today to go to their relief. A priest arriving from Ascension states that the town and its population of 2, 000 souls have entirely diaanrjeared. The people have fled to the bills or ' have perished, either In the floxl or' irom hunger. his brother Orlando, and cleared enough to buy himself, in Augast, 1870, a seat on the New Y'ork stock exchange. Young Harriman married early in life and married very well. Ilia wife was Miss Mary Averell, of Rochester, N. Y., whose father was a capitalist and a auceesaful railroad man. For a number of years the broker firm of E. H. Harriman & Co. did a thriving buaineaa on Wall street, spec ulating with it own fund and execut ing commission! for the Vanderbilt and other wealthy capital iet clients. It was not until 1883 that E. H. Harri man cam actively into the railroad field. At that time he bad become known as a capitalist, one of the few who had gathered together a great for tune in the ten trouble year between 1870 and 1880, He was credited with having in hi strong box a fair list of stock he bad picked up at extremely low price during the various panic. Along in 18S3 he was elected a di rector of the Illinois Central railroad. Whether Mr. Harriman entered the railroad field in accordance with an al ready matured plan of hi or whether hi accidental acquaintance with rail road matter suggested to him the enormous possibilities of acquiring the control of large railroad systems, is not definitely known. At all event, Mr. Harriman's entry into the direct orate of the Illinois Central railroad marked the beginning of hi career as a manipulator of railrorad stocks and reorganixer of raiload system which, in the course of 10 or IS year made him one of the greatest railroad kings ever known in tha United State and placed him in control of more than 54, 000 mile of water transportation lines and of railroad lines of an estimaud length of 27,000 miles. The railroads included in the Harri man system were of sufficient mileage to reach more than two and one-half time around the globe. They com prised the following: Union Pacific, Southern Pacific, Ore gon Short Line, Oregon Railroad & Navigation company, Illinois Central, Georgia Central, Baltimore & Ohio, Delaware & Hudson, Erie, New York Central, Pere Marquette, San Pedro, U Angeles & Salt Lake, St Joseph & Grand Island, St. Paul & Northwestern. Harriman was in addition the head of four steamship companies, one of which operates steamers across the Pa cific. He was also in the directorate of the Well Fargo Express company, the Western Union Telegraph company, the Colorado Fuel & Iran, The Guaran tee Trust, and the Equitable companies of New York, the National City bank, and 31 other corporations. GENERAL CORBIN DEAD. Noted Army Man Passes Away After Lorg Illness. New York. Sept 9. Lieutenant General Henry C. Corbin died in Roose velt bospoital in this city yesterday after an operation for a renal disorder. General Corbin would have been 67 year old in a few days. Mr. Corbin and ex-Governor Myron T. lierrick were at bi bedside when death occurr ed. He had been ill for two years. Accompanied by Mrs. Corbin and his daughter, Mrs. Parsons, of Ardsley, N. Y., he went to Carlsbad for treat ment on June 12 last The 'waters there appeared to have improved his condition after two weeks' stay, and he returned to England, where hi former trouble recurred and he went to Paris to consult physicians. The trouble de veloped more seriously while in Paris, and be determined to return to Ameri ca. J. G. Schmidlapp, of Cincinnati, met him in Pari and with Mrs. Corbin they sailed for New York on the steam er Rotterdam, which arrived here Sun day. The general was taken to the Hotel Martinique in tbi city, and Dr. Frank Erdwurm was summoned. 1h physicians advised that General Corbin be removed to the Roosevelt hospital, and he was taken there on Monday. The operation was performed Tuesday morning by Dr. Lauceus Hotchkiss. Englishmen See the Joke. London, Sept, 9. The morning pa pers apparently consider that the Polar controversy has passed the stage where serioua comment will prove any useful purpose. AH statement from either side tending to throw light on the dis puted point are printed in full, but most of the papers either refrain from making editorial comment cr confine themselves to a few semi-humorous re marks. The Daily News point out the complete unreliability of evidenc from Eskimo, who are likely to lay anything calculated to please. Pari Press is Skeptical. Paris, Sept 9. The press of Pari was today absorbed in the rival claims of Dr. Cook and Commander Peary, and there is a noticeable drift of op n ion in the direction that Dr. Cook will have difficulty in proving the validity of his claim in the face of the story of an experienced explorer like Peary. Virtually all the newspaper agree that Dr. Cook has passed into the back ground since Peary entered upon the scene and some of them declare that since Peary' appearance he will be doubted more than ever. Both Stories Undoubted Rome, Sept 9. Commander Csgni, who was with the Duke of Abruzzi on bis Polar expedition, said today : "Tha Peary would reach the Pole one day 1 never doubted, nor have I doubt a to the sincerity of Dr. Cook. The doubts with regard to Cook arise from the vagueness of hi first statements, the misunderstanding regarding the Polar temperature, the position of the newly discovered land and hi apparent lack pof preparation for the expedition." Otter Hunting Is 8toppd. Victoria, B. C, Sept 10. Word has been received by the Victoria Healing company that the sealing schoonzr Thomaa V. Bayard, which has been in Behring sea hunting for sea otter, ha been orderd from the bunting grounds by United State revenue cutter. As hunting for set otter I not prohibited, protest will be made to Ottawa with a view to having representation made to Washington. Wetlman Give Up Dash. Christian, Sept. 9. A sped' die patch from Tromaoe say that Waltor Wellman ha instructed hi agent to arrange for the return of all the explor er' property from Virgo bay. TAFT PACKS HIS GRIP All Is Ready tor Start on Long Western Tour. EXECUTIVE OFFICES ARE CLOSED Ooe to Boston by Motor and Offi cial Trip Starts From There Chicago Next Slop. Beverly, Mas., Sept 14. Presi dent Taft gave up hia golf game and all official businesa yesterday and do voted himself to preparing for tha long Western trip, which will really have it beginning when he motor into Bos ton thi afternoon to attend a chamber of commerce banquet The president will pas the night in Boston, leaving there for Chicago at 10 a. rru Wednes day. Mrs. Taft expects to remain In Beverly until November 12, when the president plan to arrive here to take her back to Washington. The execu tive office will close after the presi dent leave Beverly. With the assistance of two servant the president packed hi numerous grip and trunks. The prenident also as busy yester day assembling the numerous paper, document and reference book which he will need in the preparation of his nianuscript Secretary Carpenter had collected most of these and it was the president's task to revise.the list The president had no official engagements. Oscar Lawlor, assistant attorney general of the Interior department, was at Beverly and hia pretence led to a renewal of the report that the presi dent may have something to say on the Ballinger-Pinchot controversy before he leave for Boston. LOVETT IS HEAD. Elected Chairman Union Pacific Ex ecutive Committee. New Y'ork. Sep'. 14. Ex-Judg Rob ert S. Lovett chief counsel for the Union Pacific railroad, was yesterday elected chairman of the executive com mittee of the company, thereby be coming the successor of Edward II. Harriman in the control of the vast railroad and steamship systems wbic the fiancier built up. The Union Pa cific still remains without a president, ss Mr. Harriman occupied this positior. also. It is understood, however, that an operating man, probably L. F. Lorw. president of the Delaware & Hudbon, wilt be elected to the place at the annual meeting of the stockholders October 12. At the same meeting where Mr. Lovett was elected to the chief execu tive poeition of the keystone road ot the Harriman system. William Rocke feller and Jacob II. SchifT were elected members of the board of director ol the Union Pacific and were also ap pointed member of the executive com mittee. Messrs. SchifT and Rocke feller succeed Mr. Harriman and the late Henry H. Roger as member of the board. WOULD DIVIDE CALIFORNIA. People of South Propose New Stat Because Taxes High. Lo Angele. Sept 14. The South California State league waa made s permanent organization at a mast meeting of citizens of Lo Angeles, ir. Symphony hall today, with George N Black a president and Herbert Bur dette and B. A. Stephen as sersctares. The meeting was called by the. Lo Angeles Realty board to offer a protest against the recent action of the UU board of equalization in raising the as sessed valuation of the property of this county. Many of those present at the meeting today wore badge inscribed "South California State League." The wearing of these badges and many of the apeeche made reflected a strong aentiment in favor of state divi sion, and thi was later crystallized in a set of resolutions passed by the meet ing. ' Fires Rsge in Sierras. Los Angeles, Sept 14. Answering calls from the Hill region about Pasa dena, every ranger in this district i out tonight with s uada of volunteers, fighting four forest fires that are threatening the San Gabriel watershed. The worst fire is devastating the north slope of Mount Pacific, the highest point in the second tier of the Sierrs Madre range. . Report from Mount Wilson say that the fire 1 the worst in several years, and Supervisor Charl ton has been notified that the water shed is in serious danger. Opium Hidden Among Fish. Marysvllle, Sept 14. Having re ceived information that a large quan tity of opium was being smuggled her from San Francisco, the police plac d a watch on a Chinese store which was suspected. Officer Burroughs remained in hiding for five hour last night and finally was rewarded by eatcbirg (eve ral Chinese in the act of receiving s package marked "fish" from Wells, Fargo St Co. express. The men were arrested and the package wa seized It proved to contain large amount ol opium hidden among fish. Immigrant Good Citizens, Chicago, Sept 14. "The immigrant i a better American than the Ameri can himtelf. He ha learned by ex perience in hi native land to appreci ate the freedom and advantage of the United State. He can understand tht free life which the American takes merely a an individual." Dr. David Blaustein, superintendent of the Chi cago Hebrew Institute, (peaking on America and the Immigrant, thu ex pressed himself yesterday. Knife for Governor Johnson, St Paul, Minn., Sept 14. Governor John A. Johnson will go to Rochester, Minn., this afternoon to undergo an other operation a the reault of an operation for appendicitis several years ago, which left several painful abscesses. FARMERS TO KEEP RtCOROM. Census Director Durnd's Appeal for Accurate Farm Dt. Washington, Sept 11.- It will be tuggMted by U. S. Census Director Durand to Ih farmera all over tne country that the work of securing ac curate returns at the coming eenau of agriculture will be greatly facilitated if the farmera will keep or provide some sort of written record of their farm operation during the year. 1H09. Thi effort to cur the farmer per sonal co-operation i but on ot a num ber of way and means chosen by Di rector Durand In the effort to ecur an accurate, expeditlou and econom ical census concerning population, agri culture, manufactures, mine and quar ries, which are the ubject of Inquiry defined in the census law. Notwithstanding the value ot in population returrns for the political of reaiinortionlnur representa tion in the congr of the United State Jand of the statistical Informa tion derived from an analyai of the population detail, the census ot agri culture, of all the subject In the cen sus law, is regarded as of the greatest importance. In lilOO the census found 5,739,1357 farma, an Increase of l,175,01ti over the total for 1890. The 1890 figures were 655,734 higher than the number of farma counted In the 1880 censua. Taking the increase between 1890 ai d 19(H) and adding that number to in total reported for 1900. an estimated or approximate number of farms exist ing at the time ot the thirteenth cen sus may be ascertained ; the process of calculation being that called "ariin metical progression," the method chos en by the majority of statisticians and also used by the census bureau. Therefor the 1910 total should reach 5,914.673, or roughly, about 6.000,000 farm, which I tb number estimated by Chief Statistician Power. There were 10,433,188 male and female over 10 years uf g June 1, 1900, en gaged in agricultural pursuits. I'rot. Power believe the 1910 census will swell that number to the extent of sev eral millions. In order that the farmers may'brgin at once. Director Durand Indicate a follow, what operations are to be re corded, although the schedule i still in incomplete shape : " Each person in charge of a farm will be asked to stale the acreage and value of hi farm; that I. the acreage and value of the land kept and culti vated by him; also the area of land in hi farm covered with woodland; and finally, that which i utilized fur specified l arm purpose. "Each farmer will be acked to give the acreage, quantity produce! and value of each crop, including grain, hy, vegetables, fruits, cotton, tobac co, etc., raised on the farm In tha sea son of 1409. "Each farmer will be asked to re port the number and value of all do mestic animals, poultry, and swarms of bee on the farm April IS, 1910; also the number and value of young animals, such as calve, colts, lambs, pigs; and of young fowls, such as hicken. turkeys, ducks, etc., raised on the farm in 1909. He will be fur ther asked to state the number and kind of animals fold during 1909 and the re ceipt for such sales, the number pur chased and the amount paid therefor; and also the number slaughtered ful food and the value of such animals, "The law requires a report of the number of cows kept for dairy purposes in 1909, and the total estimated amount of milk produced tn the farm; also the amount of butter and cheese sold and the amount received from such sale. The census will seek to ascer tain the quantity and value of all egg, honey and wax produced on the farm In 1909. "Of the expendiU rjs of the farm, the census schedule w II call for a state ment of the amount paid farm labor; the amount paid for fe d for live stock ; and the amount expended for fertiliz ers in 1910. The information reported on the ag ricultural schedule will not be used as a basis of taxation or communicated to any assessor. Director Durand wants the farmers to keep books thi year so that guess work and recollertions will be elimin ated as far a possible. Carried S 20.000 Supplies. Gloucester, Mass., Sept. 11. The schooner John It. llradley, on which Dr. Frederick A. Cook mavto his trip to the Arctic, carried more than $20, 000 worth of supplies, including pern mican and wood brought frnm the West and esneciallv suitable for sledges. This statement wa made! today by Benjamin A. Smith, who out flitted the vessel. Mr. Smith said that ! Captain liartlett remarked that itj looked like a long trip to tha Arctic. He recalled also that srreat aecrecv waa , maintained during the outfitting. Too Much One-Man Power, Paris, Sept. 11. Commenting on the death of Mr. Harriman, the evening papers pay tribute to hi enormous achievement, but ere dumbfounded that such influence could be concen trated in the hands of a single Indi vidual, "In France we are unable to understand," one paper says, "that the life and death of a single man can not only create a revolution in Wall street, but affect Europe. Fortunately Paris is only slightly affected, despite the effort to subordinate the market to American influence." Sua Cash Register Trust. Columbus, Ohio, Sept. 11. Attor ney General Denman brought quo war-1 'anto proceeding against the National Cash Register company, at Dayton, Ohio, asking that it may be ousted, from it charter, that a receiver be ap-1 pointed and that it asset be distrih-' Uted among tue stockholder. Th petition allege illegal restraint of, trade, combination to prevent comne-! titlon, and misapplication of fund in th carrying out of unlawful business. Mining Congrass to Meat. Goldfteld. Nev.. Sunt 11. Th. United .State, Canada and Mexico will be represented by about 2,000 dele gate to the American Mining con gress, which will hold iu 12th annual session in thi city September 27 to October 2, Twenty-five political aub i division of thi country, Including Alaska, will hav representation, '' I ' 1 0SS$ ALCOHOL J rm l I M ANVoXiiImV PrrpanflonCrAi slmil;illii$ihrniuljnillWiO linglla SittmtB nod Hows of ftoiroh-sDift'stUXWi nvss ami RrsU'unulns Opium .Moqihlnr nrflatnl IvotNahcotic. iBstMI ia - - 1 nMfrrl Rrmrdv for CtWwA) lion. Sour StoRKh.llldrt was and LOSS wrjLixr. r si si ' NEW YORK. Kaact Copy of Wrapper. I'l-I" t "Tou want l divvrc ur hiisln4? ITou suy you vaiinul ear? Wliat vl-a!u-e can ou iva ot liu-unipallliUU of temper?" -Wliy. I ant a dlvurve an4 ! COeaii l."- Oa llrra. "Tommy," aa.-.l lti lwhr of the froKrupliy ilusa. "wliat " uiidor- land l III" ro l"-U"" "I ii'i-r neurit nr one, mVain." an. awervd T"imii "t'ui k.r. "Maw always US--S a plaali-r." Urn ! la . "Ton km' lti ariiat m-t last sumiin-r who 1.ii-i1 i.f hia family runnei'llona? Wrr any it hi pic ture huna"?" "No. hut his rnjft!i-r waa--litittlimita Aiimrl. .in lrUU braawfaltr. "Mliinl", didn't your ftth-r mak a fuaa wlirn r"l li".. him (hat ilia num. I rln and UM li'm t'r-in save It to you?" "Not a hit. All h- anl.l waa. "Who? That Inalviiintaiil Utile but what's the u'.' " frarllrallr . Mia kini Im t.,i ft patur- ta-j milk? Mr, C'roaaway I aakad th milkman about that, and h said lliy had to keep Ih rows In lh harn. ttt fours, hut lhy rod thin frrah hay. and that Just ahout ih earn thutc. you know Tal la Mbt. "Why do ao many w.oiirti r-at Iholr china on (heir hands alifs thy ar tryln to think?" "To hold (hrir mouth ahut o thai thy wont dtturli IhciiiMlvn " ClvUnd l.i- hr III Vlrw. "Ficuse me, can I speak to your typewriter a moment T "Von raiinot, aim's enxamd." "That's all right; I'm the Mlow she enicnxml ta." New Orleans Times tmncrat wll el al Vrk Sine. Clerk Here I something new In rliadus dishes. CustomerWhat Is lla special fea ture? Clerk It product. only nightmares that are perfirtljr .-iitli. Jud. I H, "My boy, here tha plar for you. Hour from 10 lo 1; Haiiirriaya from 10 to 12; work (litre! and lUht; x perlrnc unmti-eaaary; aul.iry. 1100 jwr w-k. How iliw thm a. ill you?" "U'wan! I ain't t no IM.0O0 to In vt In th buainr.a " llmiaton C'hrun-Irl. m ILl THE CRY FOR CREAM la "m.tantlr lneruln. Th Ut ereanwy nmianlw ara rilanly ! took""! "" ar otTrrlnr .) prii-m. A ri manr ua!rrm ar boytn nwr ami lnairt f ley'" lo ..I all lha ,rA(a noaailil nul of I h' a Ih.y now haa. They ew I think " lhal lhay can do la In run Ih milk Ihnrtuh a eroani aevaral.rr. n tniln In eonrtlr whelher lha eream aeiiarator la doing II duly a II Shaual. If II an old. fa-hue a-l. mllxd- Wc have a Dealer in your town. He is a good man to know emu For Infnnte and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Boars tho Signature of M saataee nsw v. T ar a l.ara !!. "Waller, tt m a newiwper so I can hid my yawns, thi concert I M ltil'l'1." -Ye, mix: I'll hrtn Ih larr ran nnd." Hleml tHaeltnr, M"hn wilt 4 Hit Wlaatuw'a S.-him yiut IH-b al td lo ua lo lwU hUrU4 lulu lb (Milium ualUal. Malelwt, Mrs. fhureh - My husband dhln't to to hi club !r two months alter wet married Mrs, liothsm-Mine nt Ih day after were married. "Oh. well. I didn't do my owa rook- Ilia. ou know " - Yonkara 0taluuV H.llit ly ttalv for 35c. Itnllni-t-a tlrr.l etrrt. IlllUklr Stop rye ache, rungimted. Inflamed end com nmii aor eyoa. All druKitiai of Howard Hm., IlulTaUi, N. Y. ImM ftwf Tell Immi. "What, nuaann. olii to l ma" lalmed th ladr lo her rf"lh maid, who wa "Invaluald." "Onlng to ! married? Thai I mt unrsiwted.- "Oiil, madam, hul t nui m faull." rruundet lha maid, iil..gt. tally, "liel wa only ll niahl sal your -'ll ilpod l me!""- I'luU.I.I phla Inquirer A little bottle of Hamlin Wltartt (Id la a medicine chrat In Itself. Il can be applied In larger number of painful ailment man any oitier rem edy known. ,afela I'M Week. letter Carrier Hamy wihf. farmer. Krmr-Ys; our hoarder ar all kick In. I. C They ran'l blam you for the weather. r - I'an'l. h? Oioth. om of 'ia seem to think I ouM lo furnish niuoa tight ulahis - ltoum Trnna. rl(.t. fe lH Wa V Walk. " Allen's . la aeartain riiea for fcoL twa'.ifia-,r!hi.'t'taTllltt,fKtltta '(. 4 liy i l'fiti't I'rira .-.v. Iri,'i eei- any ...1-,1'lul.- Trial (.Oka rlttt. A'hlriat Alton M, HI w.iwl.1 llo. V V. Al Ihe Slki. Vlaltor I have always understood tha only thine you couldn't us a th miueal from lha h? Manager It used to h so. hut loc th tariff agUatlon Started. bi an unlimited demand for th so.uel from th Infant Industrie, so we pre serve It In the phonographs. I'm"- Croutons for oup r " '"""I mad ly rutting ll hread al uul half an Inch thick. huttrln II thickly oa Loth aides, cuttliia" In half-Inch siura and haklng In Ih oven unlit l-rowa. rlaia nr rh maenlii It ran I sal all w tsrfal II waan'l Inlemlad to. Ymir dairy pea Si ran b lrterd from I to a r l ' Ih ua uf A NEW IOWA CREAM SEPARATOR The Honamior thai has won rns-nllli hr '" three U.t iwllla, HI. Ita, I'trrl land and Jamaainwn. and haa Ih ndnrwnieiil ' all tha Ua.Ur, dairy iirla. lis ua f"ullr mean lha aavliur of rel amount of '"""n. It alan maatui lhal yoor erm mak iiettaf ho iter and never haa lhal aartr l'e !'" eullar lo einam eklmmad by ether aiaehlii. Thla la beeaua Ih .rw la an aily elnrl rut nvr haermwa ehud up with all k ami din. Amrms lla mny dvntaa r tne walet-luw aupblr earn enekwal rinl wa of onmtln: e.t Inatet.l irrankl "'('J nearanra: Interi-hana-eal.la !; J"-, I'tlHIIIVK.I.Y THK CMlrlKHT KKIMMMt ON THK MAKKE'r. d lor ealaknue. Moat complal En of Agricultural Implements and Vehicles on the Coast, Prka and Coed Right PORTLAND OREGON SPOKANE BOISE SALEM LW Ji For Over Thirty Years MA