The Oregon mist., April 24, 1908, Image 7

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JOAIltlVi.'.
Ji.st fiirMtnWimtn find ( lii) J-fl-yoiiiij
tiitd Old.
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tin- Jul. iuiiiw oj the Loin.
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kin
CALIFORNIA
poSritup Co.
Co J m.mu.i-turl ,piiitril an ihn
Irani rt n.i nm-knit".
3010 oY ALL LEADING DftUCGISU
mt mr only, ra-guhu- fro JOa bulla.
INSURE YOUR HEALTH
ND COMFORT
on Mormy doy
vy wvann. a
I
Clewn . Li,rt
DurabW
U a tin I lll-.
Ouf Uinltudy - tt's thn strstngcal
nog In Hi world ! It you kau.
Lr Urr nlil -t at diaappar-d very
Ll.lrli! yealrnluy. Klillan MM Mr.
(Uiluljill. will futl another plN
1 rnM.it pie
Mr Umloiph t promptly) No,
ktnk ;u '
Our Landlady inn Imur later i
'jil la threw worn lilea saved This
La will lx a profitable one. uilnJ.
tllaat.a1 tlia a-rapnalflwe.
AH Uml jtuu art., my frinod." Hid
lit loiurif, singling out in elderly
km aiding Id a front anal bu ap
Wn-d lu bar doa-ply lutrrratml - "all
Eat y.u ir, rrx-at, you owe lu
rrnlllv eud enlrnm-n( "
leaio," nirtalnml Uh elderly man.
kiming ml with indignation, "I never
iu uu clr.Hn'a wliu that Orw In my
ami I don't own tlmm or nohtaly
blamed rent !" -Chicago Tribune.
A llnaraa4 lllas.
"I an they say that whoa a diamond
aara a certain alt It la worth tut
tit than a emaltnr one."
"How's thair
"If Ha tixi large It lan'l markKtabl.
ata to wrar l dlamnritl aa
Kly aa a (lax tnr k. "
I that an' Thtt II Uiuat ba
wlijf i;-rtiralii f.r a man to dig up
rwrUT aa big at football."
rlid rialn licalrr.
A farlar,
TIkt an i ung allutu'n.
"'ii-ralil," alia aald. breaking tba mo
'f.itijr "hl la a 'hrautjr parlor.' J"
"A 'laii(jr parlor,' uijf drar." hi
hiit'rl. inrtfltig elixwr. "Wtijr, dill
a 'U-rtiitji iarlor.'"
"11 liloa! Why mr
"Whjr. anjr parlor wotild ba a IwoutJ
fl"r If j-i,u wrra In It."
Ami fi,.r tmt Itm rmit waa aar
?!) anvplml him on tln iwt.
T'i itala about Ilia uianir.-iura ..l
'"I rar mi Hut ruuuir ara m.i . .UN.
a'tt aa mtflit Im ...ipl il.. ii.ii..
rm.ri, ih. iwr of all atwl .ar
7"' ln I '"'7 to l tf7.Sil. and of mra
"n nii.rfran.. 41 JKI
Pale, Thin,
Nervous ?
i
Then your blood muse be In
very bad condition. You
certainly know what to take,
ihcn take It -Ayer's Sarsa
parilla. If you .doubt, then
consult your doctor. Weknow
what he wilt say about this
Brand old family medicine.
Sold for over 60 years.
Tlili I. tha drat rptaallnn Tif diHitor would
.. ,"ArB '.'.H"'WU rawuiarf " Haknuwa
i"l .!!,, animii ait Ilia luwala U aliai.liilalf
i.i raruvary, nnoi.yi.iir narai'iia
'..I ...ir l...wi.i. r.'tular by uklui latua
A
Mod bw J. O. Ayr )., l.vwfU.
ao nuiunMturtri or
f HAll VIOMl
iers
auhr cute.
CUMtair PBCTOtAL.
:'Vi:,V;
11 OoatewniweJ
Hrrlaralr II.,,..
Oitnal.iiialy Hi mNV iw.fB ,tPg
i"'a to ki-i-u inh ,, i,,. WU1, ,
from lli Uv In tlx. ri-frlg-nilor. wnli
llm n-aiilt tli.-il the
pllll pill.,, ImmiimiIIi
llm H iiHlt pN, p,
ntih tin- ilnp
H-r iiht(1h. 'I'Iib
ililp pun U'liiif mil
of aluhl, ulio luu no
way of ti'lllui.' wlin
li I. ,.),.. ,i r..n ,
iir oaiu, ,
IimhU c in p I y I n li
I ma uvrrltimlng of tin. wmi,. ti.r
urauy .rm , by Ihx inntrivniiMi
"Ihiwii In ih,. iiiiinHpHuyjiiu lllintr
Hon, whli-b ti,w tuviHiior IU a "n-frl
rrator alarm." Kl"iiillug from i
bra.-ki-l atia.li.-l to tlx- r.-frliPT.ilor I
a pivol "tjoal lilrb n-ata In tlm
waala naii-r ba.ln. , llir uniir In
lh hi a n In. ri-n-a tin riont siinluiilly
nana alao Miill ttir- wbIit rwirhM
prncirriiiliK-i lo'icbl K amall prnjia't
mg arm .umm In iimtm i with a aprlHg
haill, I'analng thn lullor to ring tinlll
the Imain la wlthilrawn. With tin
rarnlng llm huuarwlti knoa In-tiihlly
hi ihii rrfngirntnr mtila atlftalloii.
Mir a.ala
I'll k wr and nh onp i nn of (lit
Add ll iradoallir lo tlvoroiialr Imlllinr
aaltisi walpr and .wok until Ipinli-r. Al
low mil. It niurf wati-r than 0r rh will
nlaiirh In otdrr to kwp tin- kmrlit .r
aratr. WIikii dmur, ilram. allowing n.M
it to run ihroiigli II for a trw t
i.mla, lirain agnln Mfll a Iftcl t.il.l.
lut of biitti-r In a frying pan ind
ant a Httlr of tin- ri.T nt a 1 1 mi
browning allghlly. Si-aaoii with lit.iu
wit, If itiiiMar.
M. rakix.il. n llll.(.
llawlrf nr l.'a..iiif iila m.lorr'l
loin arnhli' In half a nip of mid wntiT,
mid half u riipful mil-rit ausnr ninl
lailt mull Ibhk rti.iiicli t" fiirm a ift
tiall iH-twx-ii tin- llng.-ia w hi-ii tlrnnl
into i.t iit I'mir iimiii tho
whlin of an t'tt lapniKii ailtf, tliin.r Willi
n ti.aaHanifiil of ranllla anil a trvl
itftika of tfiiHn juliv mid apriu.l on tit
ukr with a l in Cr iIiimniI lu li"t wait.
t rail '.,k.
I'm Into a lail tin' pulp iin.l Jiiht-
!.f fight giHMl aUrd oraugi-a lth thr
pil.-r of two Irmoiia, to ailitsl hninriiiM
and a atutill nip graiiiiluli-d aoe.ir
IV bi-u lhr augur la u.i-llfit put lu a heap
lug tabh-aiaMdifiil mi.m.iiI plni-upptc I .rt
It aland a few iiiluui.t l-r..tf hiiiiiih;
i.n a bh k of hr In a piuii h lwl. .Inl
In-fiim arrtlng add a ipinrt of oi.l.l
liorla or olhrr i Imrj.-il wulrr.
Kailrai I kwolala l lB-
Mi-It half iak iiliani'IPUml i-IuxmIiiI.'
add thrw )iini(.T i iip atinur, luakti it
iuiniIIi patr of .uu- lcaaniilitl mm
atart'h and a ImiIp mhl uaii-r In a t up
and thru till llir riip n llh boiling water.
I'ut Ibla in iboinlatf and bi anm H la
lurfnily ani.x.lli Mfoiv taking from
loir. Klaror with vanilla, ll ia hrot
lo tuaki' II lu a dotiblo Ixillcr.
tlakaal Kaaaaaa.
Strip bii. k our aH Hon of Hm ikin,
riMiii.ip Hip fruit. i-ran It irnd nidnit?.
tiirrrlng It with the aklu I'laii- In nil
mill- pan. allowing our tniiiiiitii for
ea.-li htiii. Iliiku In a inodrrnU' ovi-ii
until I Iir aklna uri dnrk and I In- pu'.i
IiuiiIit. Nllp lhi pulp on to a wrviu,;
tllah and ixnir round,
W.m-a.
Hlfl a plnl of Hour Iwliv with a leu
auiru pa. h of linking idir iind
nil. Hrilt thrw fgga. yolka mid whlln
ai.prt, ami add lo the yolka two 'iiw
of awwl milk, lln-n allr thla llipiUI into
the alftrd dour. Itotil nulll ainoulb, mid
tlm atlffeuiil whltra of thn r-gsa. Burt
(Kiur Into hi'iiti-d ami gri'iiaod wiiiIIj
Iroua.
Milk t-'roallna far 4 ak
One mid half rup augur, half -run
Uillk. oni! liaaioii buttfr, half tonaKoii
... ,ni.i i..n thn l.niliT In n aiuiivpnii,
tlir.it add augur mid milk. Hull Ki'nlly
without allrrlng for thlrtwn nilnnlM.
Ili - iit until atlfT (.noiik-ti l npn-iul, lhr-u
.... I -
nihl llnvoriug nun apu-im -"i
IliMialiiinla.
Half n li-nciip thin "our ri'am or fkh
iMitti-ruillk, inn' ti-iiajMMin whIii illioiiilvt'il
'lu n ai'iint li'iK'np f milk, iih ti-u-piNin
anil, oiio nml niic-hnlf ti'm-upa
iilgnr, mmlo lulu l''"Kh w'1"1 n"ur "
llltln allffi-r lim "'" "SK" "r(,
l-'lvor with niitnu'B.
Iliinry I ak,
Iliilf-i'iii lioticy, luilf i-iii aiiRiir, hnlf
nip hiilh-r, iiuo t'M. I'" ''!' Hr, nmi
cup iMld wnttT, two liniHpoiinfula bilking
powdi-r. H'lnvor with li'tnoii or viinlM.i.
irl.lill Cak".
Ono cup flour, ono onp gpplp, half rnp
mgiir, hnlf tPiiKpoonftil aodii, plm-h anlt
Wot with water until nt thick aa uouo
and fry.
Ilolalaa- Hla Job,
Mlrhnrl Ciilliihiii, a airtlon hoaa for
'tin MoiiIIiitii railroad, baa a kn
;hi.(. wit, One wiirm aftrruiain whlla
wnlklng along thn ml I road lrai-kl he
found a aiK tlon timid plm.,ly al,.png
-mii. inn rniia. riillnhmi looknd ill a- j
giiKli'dly at I In- dnlliiipiHiit for a nil'
milium and Ihi-n ri'iuurki-d ; i
"Nliipn on, yn ai.y apiilpwii, aliipn
on. fur aa long n y aaf a i- yon'ra got ;
Job, hut whi'ii r wako up you ain't
got iioni. " ... I.lppluiolt'a MagHzlur.
I.labtalaaj mm Ik Raw fl. !
Willi IIIUh fmrtniiln waa baking nut :
of a window during a thnndi-ratorm '
aha aaw a flaali of llglilulng play
long a tnlrgrnph wlrn,
"Oh, mamma," aim nti-lulmrd, "I
Juat anw a plm-n of tlm aim full down
from thn aky !".r Vork l'rn, '
Mi.thra will anil Un Wlnali.w'a a.vlhl.
ynii' iha t ai ri.ina.ir Ui uw tut itialrvbuaiaa
gurlug tba Uiaiblug jairlud.
prrM.. I'lala.
With all llm Impartiality or thn par
tisan, I'rof. I'rh-n ant forth thn mm
tnniloiia of IhiIIi olllrul purlin n-gard-Ing
thn tiirirf.
AI tlm i-lnan of hla talk hn waa aur-romi'li-d
by (hn fair ninmlM-rti of tha
Woman' t'linrnt Kvvnta nub.
"Oh, I'rvf. I'rh-n." iwx-d thn falmat, i
"thank you ao min h for your pnrfoetly
lovnly talk ! 1 undnraluud all alxmt
thn tariff now. It'a Juat like a Imrr'i
i-ompnrlaona - the frnn tradnrt are tin
otln-r glrla!"
A 'U id w f 01 VV bal's gut you m
hi eh inisrfHiifHi in Ibat thiri pa)Kr? I
Job Sttirhfy I'm lookluc over thin lUl j
of buuilrtnl d)d tbit owna all tht
motiif in lb rouuirjr. 1 (bought mrby
my nunw1 would n ih-rp, but it ain't j
Wwll, I iJtf.u't nmrb 'ttn't to find it, ao- j
bo. !
" !
Ther ! mnrm t'rth 'ft I lilt wlloti of I hi
iunir) t'isii illnintif ttiwfgur but titTjtlifr, I
U1 HMItl Utt laal few VfrMAUiKWK to tj
inrutaliir. for ft grvi it i ' ycftr tl'M-torv'
im1 rttin!), n h rtiaftillr Utlin to
-uttj wiui !" I Ufatitnnt, fironnuitrfd Itfn-l
ruillr, !')rtt I.n pfti.rn catftirtt to b
n.HHiUttha.1 t4)ar,,M ntt ilicrofur rpuulrai t
fotitii iiUfiiMUr-Kimrt)i. tUll' atftrrh l uro.i
inaiiiuiwiiiifMi in r, ;,t imiiry a i o,, joiruu,
iihhi, u thn onlv tm-i ItHiiiuitit (mr on lt
tti' kM. ll l (Alt
i.i,-ni.iuri,aih '' J 10.
.fM.tit.. it ata dlrr.'Uy on iha '
in-.i..a aiiriam ottiia ay.irui, i
(li lift to ft iraai
tiUifl ftitil ii
?.,ri' 7,.' hi!i',V7i. ..?iLrl,II.'il ;
Afl.l.M F J. rilKNKY c CO., Toledo, Ohio,
la., ii.ii'. faiuiiV l-illalarcanailpaiion. ;
Makra a IllSrrrara,
'If a man lia- his pockntbook,"
-i lil thn mornllxrr, "hn thinks thn 1 hup
who nnda II la no Utmr than a thief
If hn donm't rnturn It."
Yna." rnjulmil thn dnmoralltnr, "but
if tin nnda aomn other fnllow a KM knt-
biH.k writ, It i-ouii-s Ilka pulling iwin
to give It up."
tier Cirlnaaane.
"Mr. X'lugaloii," aald lb rallrr,
you
oiajr atop my panr."
"It donan't tit your pantry almlvna, per
hapa, ma'am." said Ibe editor of tht
Kplkatown llliuiard, aan-aatically.
"That hain't got nolbing lo do with It."
"You'v found that you ran borrow it
from a imlrhbor hereafter?"
"That ain't the reaaon. neither."
"I'oaaiblir' un don't like the editorial
poliry of the paM-r.''
No, air: I don't. My nephew waa ar
rested laat week fer ateallu' a bog, and
yon didn't ay s ward about It !"
Ha Alaao lllak.
To the unlultlalnil ohm-rver wmm of
the gymnnatlin mrforuud iu a gaum
of footlwll am bnyond i-xplanatlon.
The atory la tiild of s half-bark who
rouiplaltind to hU family about thn In-Juali.-e
of allowing football playera to
wear h"l protiH-tors.
"I should think It waa mont nnii-a-ry,"
said hla molher, who had wit-
m-aaiil one gnme with many tremors.
"Ijook nt the front teeth your oor
comiln Krndi-rlrk lost !"
Thnt may bn," said her son, stub
bornly, "but look nt me. In Id tip for
two weeks with s luinn foot Just from
kh-klng a fellow's noaegnar!"
at. Vltiin" rana n alt Nmtiki M-Ma
A IMrmai.anlir cumhi nr i'r' r.ai
1 li.,..T A,r FUV.K lltrlt bi.ltla and
traauiaa. Ur. II- 1L Kllu.', IL.KU An-b ML, 1 UUk.l'a.
Ilia Idea ol One.
Tha tearher In the larklown school
aa hearing Iha elaaa In geocraphy.
"What Is known as the lireat Divide?"
ahe Baked .
't'ultln' s big watermelon! anawnred
little 'Itaatua with a grin that showed all
bia Ivorlea. ('hlcago Tribune.
C3
OTEL MOORE
Ol'KN ALL
Clatsop Beach
THK Y K AH
Seaside, Oregon
lTue Plreetlr ea tka brack arerlooklae
Int u, srraa. Ilul aalt batka and
Pi irr UnilCr aarf ballilnr. Hrrrra
tLIFF MDUot na (,rr lur tlahlnr.
HC aa sarlora. Mwtrle llcata. Hre
f" plarr an alraat ki-aU Uni. walka
nncnnuil aoJ arlira. Ni-a fnuila a aiire
URtUUN .,r. Ualra. f and aVUHl
par Say. -N.rrlal ralra Iir tha nrrk.
awaajKAN. J, UliHllli:, l-ruvrlrlur aawaaaa
F N U
No. 17 -OS
IIKN wrlilog to ailaertlaarajileaae
niaiuli.n tlila i.ar.
PUTNAM
..i., na arnoda brlahtar and faster colors
and Is aTuaranteed to give Oertect results.
bow to ays, Dieacussna bus
NO ONE CAN
tt.ay::
a-ur iuraa'-,,iaii..r-v'iiaV"Jw i
Pe-rn-na Pre- I
trenta Catching;,
Cold.
Many people peraiet in ildiog on
cWJSKn lllf ' v ' Time, Savw I
a ajaaMa)m WMMHMWMtMallelMa
by clothing.
They itavrt out peiliapi in the heat of the day, and do not feel the reel
of wraape. v
The rapid moving oft be car eoola the body unduly. Then they brrd
the car pei ha p they are rll.litly perapiilng:. When the bxiy la in thia
rondltlbn It la taiily chilled. Thla ia erpecially true when a peraon if fit
ting. Beginning a itreetoar ride In the middle of the day and ending it In the
evening a I mot t invariably requiiea extra wrapa, but people do net obterve
theae precautions, benee they catch cold.
Coids are very frequent in the Hprtng on thla account, and as the Sum
mer advanova they do not decreste. During the Spring monthe do one
should think of riding on the ear without bing proviiird with a wrap.
A cold caught in the Spring is liable to lait through the entire Hammer.
(Jrrat caution should be observed at this season against espotnie to told.
Daring the first fear pleasant days of Spring, the liaility of eatebmg oold is
greet.
No wonder ao many people acquire muscular rhenn.atlam and catarrhal
diseates during this season.
However, In rpite of the greatest precautions, oold" will be osnght.
At the appearanoe of the first symptom, Perona should be taken accord
ing to directions on the bottle, and continued until every sympiotn disap
pear. Do not put it off. Do not waste time by taking other remedies. Begin
at once to take Pernna and continue taking it until joa are positive that
the cold has entirely disappeared. Tbis may save you a long and peihapa
serious Illness later on.
Bad Effects from fold.
Mr. M J. Deutacb. Secretary Build
ing MatnrUI Trades Council, 161 Wasb-
ington St., Chicago, III., wiitee:
7, ' . , ...
I have found your medicine to be
nmuiuallT rlTicacioui.iii getting
rid ol
j bad effects from cold, and more
epe-
in driving swsy all symptoms of
catarrh, with which I am frequently
troubled
"The reset Pcruna given in calarrhal
troubles alone ia well worth the price
per bottle. I bave used the remedy for
several years now."
SpeRs of Conghirig.
Mrs. C. K. Long, writes from At
wood, Colorado, as follows:
"When I wrote yon tor advice my
little three-year old girl had a cough
that had been troubling her for four
months. She took coid easily, and
Ola-la niaa m Polatne.
"Xaggua," raid Borila, "you've seen
that atory of mine that's running through
ene of the msgaiinea. How would you
advise me lo wind It up? I want to give
It a bappy ending.''
"Put all the characters in the atory."
nawercd Naggua, "aboard aa excursion
steamer for a moonlight ride. Send the
boat out to the middle of the lake"
"Yes?"
"And blow It up."
A Ilungarisn student who wal plucked
st a recent einruination at Klauaenbnrg
hot hiiwtelf, but lino winged an eiam
Innr. OUCH, OH
41
NEURALGIA. STITCHES LAMENESS, CRAMP
TWINGES. TWITCHES FROM WET OR DAMP
ALL BRUISES, SPRAINS. A WRENCH OR TWIST
THIS SOVEREIGN REMEDYTHEY CANT RESIST
TJAC'
Panel 25c
BH0C8 AT ALL
rPWICIB, TOR IVERV
MEMBER OFTMI FAMILV
MIN, BOYS, WOMKN, MISSIS AND CHILDREN.
aKrr IV. L. Doualmm mmkmm autrf aoff mora Sto
UK" rmm'rn fJ.Bll, $a.OO mnd SS.SO mhomu
than anjr Mm tnmnuf moturmr In thm , ,
aaSSO world, haaaumm tiatjr hold tholf "ItJjJ
mnapo, fit bmilmr, arctain nmoar, anof
f3a anw or Brwafaw vmlum than any othrne aayj sa.
" mJlomm In Iha world to-dav.
W. L. Oougias $4 and $5 Gilt Edes Shoes Cannot
a- t-A I'-riftai. w. I. n... ,u. mm .,,.l nrl.
8, 1.1 hv Ilii- ah. ili'ali'ni rvrry wtiaiv. hlluaa
aiaira, i.iuhw mat luauv auaivaa,
FADELESS DYES
than anv other dva.
One 10c package
Ask dealer, or we will send post paid at
ALWAYS AVOID
the itreet cara. Ii iurllt-ltntly proUcled J
would hecm and have spells of eongh
ing that would sometimes last foi half
an- hour.
"Ao we can never thank you enough
f jr the change you bave made in oar
little one's health. Before ahe began
taking your Peruna the suffered every
thing in the way of cough, colds and
croup, but now (he has laken not qui a
a buttle ol Peruna, and ia weH and strong
ai kne has ever been in her life."
Pe-rv-na for Colds.
Mr. James Morrison, 68 East 16tb
St.. Peterson, N. .1 , writes:
"I have given Peruna a fair trs', and
f find it to bi j'"t what you elai- "
be. I cannot praise it too hi. I
have used two bottles in my f-m .
colds, and evneything imagfoab t
can safely say that your medicine is the
best I have ever used."
.at (be roaaentlow.
Mrs. Chugwster. in looking over tha
morning paper, had come serosa s llos
that looked like this:
glfeouwkwlwhyiijjjtji.vbjiliarxxtbsaoggml
"Josiab," ahe asked, showing it to bim,
"what dona thia mean?"
"It meana," said Mr. Chugwatnr, "that
Ibe line'a out of order. Same old story,
Cso't yon set?
...
! The none of the Egyptian sphinx had
dropped off.
j "lt it go." said thn sphinx, spn&kiog
I for the first and only time. "It wasn't a
(iret-ian noae. avvav."
MY BACK"
and 60o
AW
(Won
Be Eoualled At An) Price
I. ...ni mi hotliMn. Tah. N. Wtahatlttttn.
nuulrl from rji.-lory to anv part or the wurlil. Illua
w,
. 1 llOl'til.AM, llruckum.
colors silk, wool and cotton equally well
OSS 01
y'- fa
post paid at loc a pac Kare. write lor iiee booklet
MONROE DRUO COMPANY, Qulncy, UUnoia.
10c a pac
n
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