The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, December 20, 1907, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextThe Kidneys BIG FLEET IS OFF Wbta ibtf art wnk, torpid, or stagnant, lb whola system suffers. Doot neglect ' tbam st this time, but heed tht warning Ol the aching back, tht blotted do, tlx Mllo : coroplaiku, Um arlmry disorder, and begin treatment at one With Hood's Sarsaparllla ' which contains Um but and attest curative substances. ' In nana! llqald farm or In chocolated . tablets known at tareatabe. 100 doses St. Fr tht Rettac. Ma I hear that you've been playing i with Donald Smith again. Tommy. Now, I told you Tommy Plsylng with him ! You see the black eye he's - got and you'll soon guess U thcra was any playing about It. Punch. - Rla Wa4a Esea.e. It was th next morning and Ur. Jag Way wu penitent. Thia la iKwitivcly th last time, my tear," he aald to hi wife. "I had been reading about the exhaustion of the tim ber supply and I wanted to go oa one ora bat before it waa all gone." l arla Allea. -OTaa eaa never tell," observed Cnds allea Sparks, "what lasting results ma; M accomplished by an tamest word ipoken at tht right time. Many a man aaa had tht ahapt of hit Dose changed ft "ft by oiling another man a liar." Chi sue Tribune. esarla Ha Far, laaattlmea thcra art aighta when th - blanket Beta crooked however ton yank it t Till yon'rt forced to exclaim "O, bother and blame thia blankety blanket blanket 1" Carolyn Weils. WavalSe Cammaatw. Adam Zawfox They say meat is goln' ta be cheaper. Job Slurky If It's any cheaper than the kind they're been handia' out to me lately aontebodyH bee to pay mt fur satin it, b'garsh ! I'm no garbagt reduc tion plant. Sixteen Batllesblps Start dot fcr Pacific Ocean. - ARE REVIEWED BY PRESIDENT Sight la On That Bring t' Forth Ad- miration of Every pectator, Many Being Foreigners. Old Total Comfort, Va., Ikx. 17. Sixteen hard hitting, steel belted Amer ican battleships, gum biiatling aivtl burly ol girth, but sparkling wblto in I their Immaculate dressings Jl peace, started away yesterday under the das-1 WILL DO NOl HlNQ. Reform Small Chance Congrats Wilt Currency Washington, Dee, 16. It ran ta kited on tht highest authority that If tbe subcommittee of the house ooiumlt tea on banking and currency now deal log with tha subjeot osn have Its way no enort will De made by tbe present congress to adopt legislation remedial ol lbs present financial condition. All tha energies of thai oomtnittee will be dliected toward lbs framing and pass age of laws roots general in character and which will be intended to piarluds annniage oi tea circulation, entailing amespreao nnancisi distress. Ths subcommittee bald a lour hours' oonference today with its chairman Representative Fowler, ol New Jeriiy, at wmcn the Dill which tha enbccuv mutes nas undertaken . to draft was earnestly discussed, but no decision as to Its precise character and scope wss reached. It is not likely tha subcom mittea win Be ready to report on th hill until alter the holidays. Melt high 1 v tha am, 1,1 nt liom ll k l . .I!-.. l . 1JI ,!,..., at,. I - w ..... . . v.. ..... j, opportunity to appear helots tha com their famous twin tea expedition or mittee to preeent their views on tha 14.0J0 miles along toreign shores and proposed measure. in changing climes to the wett coast ol . Much VmB U ,PC ,n th. TTit,t K,t. P.i.iani nouw " " ln. eonauierlag the bill 7. " ; when reported, and it is the bona velt, on the bridge of his cruiser-yacht, ths members ol the banking committee tbe Mayflower, personally led the mag-1 that ths finances ol tha country will aificent four-mils line of fiirhtine ves- adjusted themselves by that eelsdurina- first ataee of the eovaaa. VBr,t l.nl 80 B . " . . legislation looking to tha correction of rruiu mw utuuuiio gruuuua iu usuip-1 prweDt conditions. tun nwii w luo iiiimma iirnu ui Cheespeake bay his eagle-crested flag of blue pointed the way to the fleet's new home at the Golden Gate. Then, when the wide reaches ol the ses were Tisihle through the wide-swung cspee of Vir ginia, be turned wide and, coming to anchor again, reviewed the . passing pageant. The blus of ths sky, the stretch ol green sea miles, the glistening of spot less hulls, the curl ol foam-crested bow wsves, the cheering of ealors afloat and friends ashore, the breeie-blown strains of "Aald Lang Syne," floating auroes WOMEN IN TERROR. Troops the boom of esluting cannon marked I the departure of the fleet, presenting o "WHIZ" A A New Parlor Came p .i . ,, . I the people who watched it a spectacle For Um Long Winter Evenings they Mw, totget tnd to thi world at large the reality of the trimmest, most homogeneous, most thoroughly equipped, must mobile and selfreliant assemblage of first class battleships ever gathered in one command. There will not be a ship in the lice old enough to have smelted powder or to hare taken the shot of Manila or Santiago stories written scarcely 10 years ago in the history of nations. All wee modern of design, exsmple ol the sggressive seagoing navy which the president Has declared to De so essen tial to tbe peace ol tbe country. Attaches ol foreign legations snd em bassies at Washington and many cor respondents who have seen war service on foreign jonrnals freely declared that yesterday's naval display was the moet impressive they bad ever seen. The Mreld for Their Lives Until Arrived In Qotofisld. Goldfleld, Nev., Dec 16. Pelega tions from the Women's club, of Gold field, snd from ths chamber of com merce. Merchants' association and Min ing exchange called on General Funston this afternoon to acquaint him further with tbe conditions which have nrt vail. ed in Goldfleld previous to the coming of tha Hnltjl Ktataa tmnna J tV.. , M" "'" "u-f.', oat ion whloh led to tha sending ol Gov ruffle ol drums, ths flash ol signals and (rn0, 8parki. digri.lck ta win. t,,n Go to your dValer and bur a pound psck aee of 20-Mule-Team BORAX. Cut off the top panel from package and mail to Pacific Coast Borax Co. Oakland, Cal. with 4e in ttampa and tbe WHIZ game will be promptly sent yon Prepaid. WHIZ, the Kew Parlor Card game, can be played by all the family. It is eon posed of 44 handsomely printed canli inclosed in a flap case with full ami com plete rules for playing. Entertaining, instructive' or Educational. Similar games cost 50c in the chops. Yoa can get it FREE. asking that trcops be sent here. The visit of these delegations doubtless wss because of ths efforts that are constant ly being made to have tha troops recaneo. General Fans ton said, after ths con ferences were over, that the statements were a revelation, especially those mads oy ins women, who are wives ol prom' inent eitisens ol Golddeld. The state ments, he said, showed that lor days the women of OoldfieldRad lived in a tta e of constant terror, until the com ing of tbe troops though no instances ol snything mora than trivial annoyances were cited. MAKE CANADA INDEPENDENT Mail Orders Yoa run no risk in sending your mail orders to us. . We han dle reliable goods only and guar antee perfect satisfaction both as to price snd quality. Send tor our new reduced price list. Hew Fall Stock Women's Tail ored Suits, Skirts, Waists, Hos iery, Muslin Underwear, Corsets, Gloves, Dress Goods, Table Lin ens, Lace Curtains, Etc., Etc F.lcAIIen & McDonnell Cor. Third and Morrison Portland, Oregon Ths store noted for Best Goods as Lowest Prices. Osstlny la Union With United Statss or Morarchial Independence. Ottawa, Ont., Dec 16. The Inde pendence of Canada is now beina nnen. facility with which the big vessels wetel ly discussed snd in a measure promoted bandied, the manner in which they I before some of the most imDOrtant nnh. were maneuvered into single column I lie bodies of the dominion. Today the formation, and the perfect slignment fides of Canada as a nation is looming auicu waa njaion neu tome soutnwara i urge on me puulle mind, and it has in turn from the cape called out the warm-1 a very short trjace of time marvelmulv l : ri .i . , I , , ... . . . - tw aummiiun. xue innitui ine ueau icnsngcu puoiic sentiment In that re- tiful marine picture was felt until the gard. last wind blown spiral ol smoke was! Speaking before the Canadian elnb at lost on tbe horiron. I Ottawa, J. 8. Ewart, K. C. of Toronto, The first part ol the fleet's journey predicted that Canada would yet fill an win onig u n xiiniaaa on inrisimss i independent position in the world eve, ano mere; amid tne beat ol the I then she would pursue either one ol tropics, tbe ui r etmas celebrations will three courses a union with the United For that Dandruff There Is one thins that will cure it Aycr's Hair Vigor. It is a regular scalp-medicine. It quickly destroys the germs which cause this disease. The unhealthy scalp becomes healthy. The dandruff disap pears, had to disappear.- A healthy scalp means a great deal to you healthy hair, no dan- druff.no plmpIes,no eruptions. The btsr kind el a taaUsaoalal -"Sold for ova sixty vtars." i n Ann ATcO To) !5!7 blood S3i intt, i. 0. lT0... I..W.11, 9 tt j. At aaiMam mt yers ItlMPAgtLU. PHIS. CSUHT PCCTOIAL M.kl. Tkl... C... Customer (to watcumaker) I told fou that my wstch lost bait an hour every day, anl noA that you'vs repair It Ion r "Is ths ship stripped to resl board srsr "No, reiwl souvenir Bauds." Clevsland Plalu LVtsler. Blnks-lVHs strong coffee keep you swsks? JIukt-llow do I kuowj I board. Somervlllt Journal. Nell I think Msud has more rolot than her sister. Hells Yes; about 50 cents' worth mors. Philadelphia Rec ord. "Do you hellers that tbs gwd dls young r "I thluk tbey do, If sll my wife tells me sbout her Brat husband Is true," I'kk Mt-rp. Csutlous Customer (In drug How much do you charge for worth of tooth powder New Clerk Twenty-firs cents. 4,'hiosgo Dslly News. "The doctors hsvs finally agreed upon ths rsuse of Hartley's lllueas." "Ah. they've held soother consults- No; poat'mortein." I'blladoV Catarrh is ot wrnXf art infliuntnatioii of tha tlamics of tlio , .t, M the symptoms c l rlnirlnjr noises lit tHasmni, taurmts drop,' H-Tii"? tntd tha throat, ttmiinnai jiawmnj ana pittinff, eta., xnuli eeem tu iTt." cats it is a ttlood diiwasd id whkh the entire) eircufallua r,ttd tha , pari of thesystem art involved. Catarrh l due ta t!te r reaence t an " com i torpid ana uuu in tneir action una instena or carry n-r oil tha f-T and wasttof tha bo.lv-, Iwiv, It t gowr and form wria a'ld in 'is .wr of cold stun taa ecretio ns ana otner uwnstin.t rnd dlsai;' t....i. "v. """s This i taken j ty thsj Wood nd tUroueh It clrcnlittloit dlnfrlhtiteJ i TSi parU of tha system. Thesa Impnritka l,i tha Wood Irrltato and fi.n ihs different mcnilirans and tissuei of tha IxHty, and the tontZ ,? tha MmtlmM and other tlUtatJn,T and dlaa-ZlV"! of a coia will is an taa uisstin.-r and din avm.tm of Catarrh. A tha Mood iroaa to all parti f t!i t!-'".rr tsrrhnl jxilsoa affect all parti of tha system. Tha head hn a twit lull Icelinir, uosa contmuwiy atoppeu np, pains a:xv tua eyes, . U iZ" (miwr tut tht blood thai Noho.lv MUuaa suyjt, ill b 1 do. . mti sd It It gains half sn hour. Watchmaker Well, don't couiulala. It's only working to catch uo lost tim MIMSWMIWS, Ths private aohlier la tht regular army wiped bis perspiring forehead. I didn't mind spadla up tht colonel's rarden. and whitewestiin' hit barn, snd that sort of thing." he aald, "but hew the Sam Hill ran a man do all thia and main tain sis position la society oa 1S a nontht sue Liafcta ninwr. Oeorgt Washlagtea had last tha battls sr tiraadywlne. "Tht prohrbitionlsta art jarrrlac ervtamg twfort thets la Kentucky sod Georgia, too!" be groaned. Climbing hastily oa tbe seareat water wagon, ks gave the order for retreat Not at if jou atop at ths Carroll Inn 3ood place to display one's apparel is: v nert all tht day long iou mar revel Is sobs. anj carol In Carroll las, Carolta. Chicago Tribuaa. ASS THIS AROUND TILS HOW TO MAKE A SIMPtt RHCU MATISM CtRC AT HOMC. Prascriptioa Clvea Wh'ch Saffs Oread Diaease Can tavh- Maaa Up and Try at float at SmaS Coat A PRIZE PUZZLE be held. Hundreds of good-bve tele- grama were tla-tied to the ships by wi relets telegrsph ss they left the road- I stead and bai turned down the sonth- I em const. These vessels made np the fleet which I soiled yesterday under command of I Rear Admiral-Rotiley D Evans: Connect cot, 1 6,000 tons; Louisiana, 16,000 tone; Kansas, 16,000 tons; Ver mont, 16,000 tons; Georgia, 14,948 tons; Yirginin, 14 048 tons;. New Jer sey. 14,948 tons; Bhode Island, 14.948 I tons: - Minnesota, 1 12,500 tons; Maine, 12,600 tons; .Mis- I soon, 1Z.5U0 tons; Alabama, 11.525 I tons; Illinois, 11,626 tons; Kesrrarge. 11.525 tons; Kenruckv, 11,526 tons; Cnlgoa, supply ship, 6,725 tons; da- Icier, supply ship, 7,000 Urns; Panther, repair ship, 3,380 tons; Yankton, tender, 975 tons. Mates ss an Independent republic, nnion with Great Britain as an inde pendent monarchy with her own toy ereign, or sa independent monarch v - . . . ... . wuu aiiegiance tome oritisn sovereign Canadian oppoaition against the im per'al government was directed not against the king, bqt sgainst the colo nial secretary, who is generally ignor ant oi ooioniai matters, Find Santa Claua to Picture and Win a Fine Reward Free For ever correct solution of this pus sle, we will give, absctauir (ret, a Ma lic Book, eoMUIniDg 6) good d faror ts National Sungs, with words and a sle (only one book to etob perwn) a so manr other vlub t priir-tr. Br. eryona should know tnene songs send todar. OirecUtM-Markr outlines of Santa Claui plainly, cut adv. out, place In envelope, endow tan p lor reply and mall to our address below. I 353 ' . whington St V Cor. Peril FORTUND ORE. LEADING '. '. '. WKHTEKM : ; itKALina . . . ' . . i ' '' '' ""' All Qjtet in Japan. Tokio, Dtc. 17. Tbe announcemect I of tbe sailing of the Atlantis fleet ol the Unite 1 States navy has not been received by tbe newspapers of Tokio or by the government officials . All public men who have been interviewed by the Associated Press' representative accept the sailing of the fleet as a foregone leoncnlsion and it is not likely that the actual start will cause tbe slightest rip ple ol excite ment. Everyone accents the assurances ol friendship offered by America concedes the right of that na- Ition to send its warships to the Pacific. Anoihsr Mine Explosion, Yolsnde, Ala., Dec. 17. A disas trous explosion look place in mine No. I of tbe Yolamle Coal d Coke company 1st 10:25 o'clock this morning. It is impoetible to tell at this hour bow many are dead as s result ol the explo sion, the estimates varying all tbe wit from 40 to 60. The work of rescue has been extremely slow because 61 the de bris in the mines snd the large crowd of women, children and sightseers st we opening, i ns rxpioeton Is now known to have occurred in either tha ISfth or the sixth fight entrance. Short of Cash In Alasks, Seattle, Dc. 17. A special frcm Fairtsnks, Alaska, says: To-lay the Wsshlngton-Alaska snd First National hank of Fairbanks will go on a clearing bouse basis. Only 150 a dav with. drawal will be allowed each depositor. . Long List Vet to Harg. Bt. Petnmhnr He 1A Tk. .nik. ... P18 J,Mt completed their invest! gation oi the daring tertoritt robbery oi uctooer xi, i we. Thirteen men al ready have been executed lor connection with this outrage, and 80 othera are to be tried lor complicity. The robbery oi ucrooer zs waa a oaring sffair. A band ol 15 revolutionist attacked a casbier of tbe custom house who was proceeding io a carriage from tbe snb treasury. They wrerked ths vehicle with s bomb and made their escape Bankers Go Scot Frsa. cnicago, vee. 16. Five directors of tbe defunct Milwsukee Avenue State bsnk were fieed today when Judge Windes held that the statute under which they had been Indicted is uncon stitutional. Michael A. tabny, Josh Lister, Msrcus Kirkeby, Frank R. Crane and E. L, Johnson are the men who profit by the decision. Panl O. Stensland, president ol ths bank, and Henry Herring, cashier, who wr i n .i -, , . . iuuuu guiuj oi emoeuiement and are now serving terms in tbe sate prison, win not oe a nested ry tne decision. Agree on Incorporation. Santa Rosa, Cal.. Dec. 16. Articlea ol incorporation and by-laws of th Pa- cine Ut Hopgrowers' union, tbe pur pore ol which is tbe combination ol hopgrowers of California, Oiegon and Washington, were adopted here today. a committee was also named to visit Oregon and Washington to orgsnlze growers oi moss states, and, when such organization is effected, 10 of tha 15 directors srs to resign and give plase to uve uom eacn oi the states mentioned. To rellsvs tha wont forms of Rheu matism, tsks a teaspoonful of ths fol lowing mixture after each meal and at bedtime: Fluid Extract Dandelion, one hail ounce; Compound Kergon, one ounce; Compound Syrup Sarsaparllla. three ounces. These harmless Ingredients eaa bt obtained trom any druggist In ths smaller towns, snd ars easily mixed by shaking them well in a bottle. Relief Is generally felt from the first few doses. Ibis prescription, statss a wtll. known authority in a Clsvtland morn ing paper, fi rcee ths ckged-un. Inac tive kidneys to filter snd Itnin from ths blood ths poisonous wasts matter and nrlc acid, which causes Rheumatism. At Rhenmatlsm Is not only ths most painiui and torturous disease, but dan gerous to life, this tfvhplt recite will no doubt be greatly valued by many suf-1 ths Ignorsnt youth. Buy Tlss In Hswsll Los Angeles, Deo. 18 The Santa Fs Ksuroad eompsny has Just contracted for 5,000,000 road ties In Hawaii, tha siiutsaair. nnn r ssta raw Adtaa arua j. &T'Z!2ZiitFaUut "Pw." rial to be shipped by water. Th. .hlT w. '""" company, wnicu menta may result In the establishment recently closed .U dcors, reported M.y f , 1teit steamship line tieiwesn Ssn h-siSiT1 f'.ivdJh,!, mhl!lt Honolulu. Ths Houth.rn by IS-MIS and ths bank will probably Pacific may slso place similar orders in open on a clearing house bus's scon. Hawaii. - . rwJnntrs will bt n..,ded promptly by Gold Movement 106,360,000. New York, Deo. 17. )fhs 'Guarantee Trust company today ihnvmrlced the engagement of 1500,000 lft gold for im- pott. Utisrd r reres tiaVS' engaged an additional ft 600,009 In 'gold f. r im- Old Suit Cleared Up. St. lonii, Dec. 16. The decision of a Jury fn ths Probate court today on an instrument ol writing confirmed as ths will of So'omon P. Sublette, a pionesr who died In 1867, and title to SOS acres sitk m iTorT "O'ewent of land In tbs southwestern part of St. 'aauis, vaiuea at z,ruu,uou, ( elearad ferers here st home, who should st once presire tbe mixture to get this rsllsf. i is said that a peraoo who wovld take this prescription regularly, a doaa or two daily, or even a few times a week, would never have serious Kidnev or Urinary dirorders or Rheumatism. Cat this out and crettr.-t IL GonH Rheumatism preeciiotiona which reallv relit e tie scarce, indeed, and whsa 700 need it. vnn want it Indly. Arivraia. Visitor How are ronfii-ait returned? Keeident Condition. . Ulng down to their fnrn,.. i.... Sdenc, has not returned. Most of bt Pla still belle,. It w th. cbilda oj -.a sjcai, uuor ntHff rirvi-i tk.t sy thtlr gates. """" Ta lit Avaldad. Do you believe there Is snv futura for me In polltlar Yea," snswered Senator Borirhnm. but In these days of grsft you want to take mighty good esse not to be one of those fellows who stsrt In with s Ons future snd come out with a terrl. bis past." Washington Btar. Thaw lb riraworka, "I had a call from Mrs. Multlplunks resterasy, "Tee?" "Yes." "I besrd she wss going la for slum ming." Houston Post phis Frees. Ijiwytr As your husband died Intes tate, you will, of course, get a third. Widow Ob, I hops to get my fourth, He wss my third, you kuow. Town nd Country. "I thought jou were married, snd yet you're sewing oa your own but tons." HI sin married, but 1 keep my Independence, let bis tell you." Jdeg fendorfer Blatter. Scribbler I understand tbs Inmates of tbe Home for the Feeble-alluded srs going to publish a magaalne. Qulbbler Isn't tha field rather overcrowded f Philadelphia Record. Wife (looking up from her book) You know s great many fhlnga, John; now, wbat do you think should be dous In cats of drowning? Iluabaud Hsvs a funeral, I should think. CynJcus I hart been engaged to st least a dosea girls. Slllcua-Alwajs been unlucky la lore, eh? ( ulcus Ob, I don't know. Pre never married any or them. Philadelphia Record. Butcher Come, John, be lively now , break the bottre In Ur. Blmtatoo't chops and put Ur. Smith's ribs la your basher. John All right, sir; Just ss soon ss I've sawed off Mr. Murphy's leg. "Georgs," murmured the young wlfa. "am I as dear to you now ss I wss before we ma tried r "I can't exactly tell," replied tbe husband, absent-mindedly. "I didn't keep suy account of my expenses tbsn." Mr. Chlpps (looking np from the pa per) The doctors hsvs discovered an other new disease. Mrs. Chlpps Well, I wish they'd stop looking for new dis eases long enough to find s cure for my ld rheumatism. Old Scotch farmer (having spent alt .-Mice on s race ticket fur a pony and trap, value 150, and having won) la shown the prlxe. After gating critical, ly at It for some minutes; "But wbsur's ths wbupT Chaplelgh I say, dwugglat. can you sw girt mt something to sw bwlghten me up. doncber know? Drug gistYou're la tbe wrong place, young man. This Is s drug store, not s nlgbt school. Chicago Dslly New a "Whst plesaed mt moat." said tbs man who bad been abroad, "wss tbs wonderful clock st Straaburg." "Oh. how I should like to see It!" rnlll And did you tee husband I .ouU ilttlt lmprovtai.nl J0 I from tht rsl bottle, and after I !.kin. i. .l.nrt wMlt waaeuml. store)- XJS&xVX Sfc 1" MM must U a dime's fal.rrh is a. blKf distaea, and iuoi8utyrunuei ana trianypte mclesnsed cierk- F-feliVKa'JttJ all poisons, ami st f.e , ,i2 fii55' sJawlfi4balJttir.. H.4UU1S-J5 Wi 8. 8. a tot thia purpoa. it att. i.' Hz diseaiMiat Its head, pocs down to the very totturn tl the trvuUo ami rti,ke a couirUu and katlor curt. B.S.R, remove prticla of tha estarrM Hilon nml Wood, oiaklnf thia vital atrtam pure, frtA and health. Then tha inflamed menu tirane begin ta bent. t!i heid la l.w .i .,...,m.,,uj..ij "apiiitngreaja. svery symptom diaappeani, tha constitution u built tip and viurous htaJia restored. 8. 8. S. alo tones up tha stomach an4 dltrratjon and arts as a fins tonic to tha entire system. If yoa are guderln j witbi Catarrh hccla ths use of 8. 8. 8. and write us a statement ol yourcoae and our idtyatrUM tl send you litsrsturs aliotit Catarrh, and give yoa special ttiedk-at adrkg iUiout chargo. S. 8. 8. la for sate at all first et drvif storrc iwc wtrr wcurto co ATtAMTA. au. PURELY Hi VEGETABLE Tbs sMttresses used la tbs Germs s armr srs stuff fJ with Utile rolls of pa pei, aad srs sld to te a great lapre SMat sa straw. PUIS CURtO IN TO 14 DAYS. ra,r,0 OtWTwSXT Is fna-4 ! ' ear Mt at IK-aiss. SI 4 Swollna at rrulni4iig l Un ta i It Wtiajt at aui r.luodxi Iwe. Oalg a Prttvat. Ardup bad wait sail a dosra stttnipls te borrow muatv of kit friend, but eat ad all had p!ii4 tht prevailing Bsae :lal ttrlngea-y. "That's sll prates kt said with bit terntsa, at at gtt It up. "It't SMhlag tut s eaaa tf SntacUU atlagytet?" Tt tut-h bat uaat of tht laegiHft amf sdvsrtlty bring s ansa. r-TS) Si. V Paat aM an wtmat B a.ss 1,1 J s.ww.al'r nn4 tv t'r. Sliaa'S u.m tm'tmnm, BfMSjf vakBStyw, k4W.a4 w. a. h. a hn ia. sai M at, rattar Howano a, artaroji aaatn, ,l(w I .hViTT? . I'A ' i . ,. i , tZl tiZi Vf.,V t,uMi.uk H.iua T3 S.I1 lUt mi a,nib iUum'i. .i .T , CNGRAV1NG Write Ut L PLATES rOR PRINTING HICKS-CHATTCN Pfawawawlwal ' OltM mtA tF ussstsstsVLi5l MM 111 Save I. "Ht Is perfectly st boms oa the plat form." "You naeaa ptrftvll away from bttua." "How toT "When as s st home as Ittttns; wbta he's on tbe pit tf una he taika" Hous ton pott WalM. t aua. f am Sta, S)aaa SMaUolf aak aaS ttxa4 la law linn. S-Mrf M i Ti,a a.... aMSM,, t'a,laa3.. a CASTOR I A lor Infants aad ChUdxen, T.I Kind Too Han Always Bought Seara the Blgnatare SPECIAL HOLIDAY OffERI w.tt m .at u, A a m4 f I. ii a 4 i. . .. imm wa .-4. - mm m 4. tt t a-79 tel.. u. ai at an4 a t uak mi mi. Via wat afr Zta a tiKist 11 K t . rlu&aa) rinir aa. Teacher Tommj. tht baaoa tpatks tf &t "III read tf lift." Dust tbat coseey ; tar idea te tout j Tammy Torkar Yea'ss. That's whst rou faal wbea you've got a.et)uh la sear dd. j state ti 0W, Oiv sf Toledo t I luaa Caualr. i I Frank J. " n.t... ai.taanaiKih-i k. u .in. Syrup sfTigs ixircifinnn V 'eonses the vVstem E' ually.UUpeLs toldsondlicatr ache. duo to tonstipatiort; tci noTurally, acta Truly as Be.HorMenKmfm and Ctt'tlJ-ren-Vbuni onJ Olifi et jt J ) ertef icial FifnK . t I a I at J . Ill a S? "YJhe genuine which me juil name of the Lom CALIFORNIA jloufoafurtd prmUdsn the pMSlGD&GISTS one sue only, regular pries Wtse-bttlU pory the wstch on the Rhine, tooT" District tlsltor Whst hss brought you to ths destitute condition? AudII- rant It's my wife, mum. "Your wife! How la thatr "Wtll, you see, mum, I'vs got ber three good situations, and I'm bleaaed If ahs could keep one of tbem." "lea," said old Roller, "tny daugh ter Is to be msrrlsd next month to Urd nroxeieigo." Ah I remarked the rrleml, "tvtrythlng's settled, shr "Wsll, I guess not I Ton don't ketrh me psying In sdvsnce." 1'blladtlpbls rrcaa "Of course, Tommy," said the Hundai school teacher, "you'd like to be so an gel, wouldn't your "Well or yes'm." replied Tommy, "but I'd like to wslt till I can be s full grow angel with grsy whiskers." l-hlla.UMhi. Press. First Bummer Girl--Who Is that clean-shaven, handsome boy? gecond Hummer Old Ob, he's sn actor, first Bummer Girl No; I mean tbe other one. Second Bummer Girl Oh. ha hasn't any money, either Harper's Weekly. Llttls Itoy Mamma, I wish you'd dud out who It wss hypnottxed mt, sud punish 'era severely. Mamma Whs st? Llttls Boy While you was out I was pulled right Into Uie pantry, sn forced to est s uuu lot of those cskes you said I mustn't touch. "How are you, Mroouir asked a bluff old sailor of a fop who was al ways annoyed unless he wss sddresaed as Mr. Broom, and who responded "I'd havs you to know, sir, tlint l'vs s hsndls to my nsme." "On, sll right I Uow ars you. Broom handler' A sdy hss s grumpy servsnt too lit. Is given to washing, other blots bar ing failed, tbe mistress said' in a of deep confidence, "I am told. Mar tnst ir you wash tbe fnce frVttfV I. a, hot soapy wster It will make you beau, tiful." "Will It. nowr answered IF. a wnnila. .. .. - - - iiHvrirf yourself." - f W"IMM roe wk a4 ', 5' I1 etuaotbt sandbv ivf Uallttaiatrb Cura. ' awata to twlnrt at aos su tent bad la mt i,ra. set lliutih Ja, ol Kaaaattor N (Oaal.) a. Utuwiv, laattllhrMa. sa.,rt rrrrallnwnlau In, amis br ail O'licslns, Bali's ratailf fllU for tonatlptiloa. Klifcee. Rlub 47 Wbat do the !tere U. P. Kaod for? Copy Cboppre fVpends ea tha ros :est, Th mat aland eltbsr for t'oilad Creahjitrr.an or for llarrimaa. Only One "BROMO OUIMNf ' TtiailsUX4TiVI MOitn OflxitlR tk .r ih. ,... n, r. w oadvg ".le WorM ....r to t ur. a to!4 la On. tar. 2m fnlveralty statl.tlcs of Kuropt "id.rale that men tra d.a..i. .w. ........... . . , . , , oi meaicmt and women art tak a . uj,. INSURE YOUR HEALTH f. AND COMFORT i on atoraiy day ly wvann. o"n .SLICKER Cleasi'lbrht Durable ptHiranlaad Wile jwwf Yv'. t3flf CMrvahm a i 1 ssira.tk.aL saw m wXra-aCrff saw MtU, llt,it-t. I WMSSM j If aalli Hil asMtvewtieareslsaee Katw'lM Shit Nl"- t aataMakU Malar. "Voti ran provt aa slltil ea lni ikarfS rao'l jour aakad bis lawver. "Ves'r," said the captured frwk; "t we'll have to wait a sr er t. Tks Wllrt I'm gl" ta prove K tt sm't sal ' jail ylt." WMbsrs wlMl"rsrVlnslw, SnMSttg T'it in. b sirntMf binM tbail (HUaiaJ Suriug iba tatlhtug piKa. I at ruhr u ids nioal valuable ( Ik precious aionr... A 4 raral rui.v Is numet st stwut .'.rni. snd a ruty of 47 earns , brought lli,i ST PATRICK C3IRELAND T SMACOBS OIL wrivti i all achss from ths body, rtt Rhtumaiism. NsuraUlssod CONQUERS PAIN 2o-ALL DHUOGISTS-SOo. "" ' i 'i.i . i ui. i ' na tried it I Mrs, Aa4 Make Faaas. flaWitham r.a.it, . wuaaaaa S-VU L VHll lhl.,L a. I akin nr me w. wwun, tllUU IO ha f.. . Upon? ""-ueil Mrs. riatbuah T... . children frown i. m - - u'fra ntstes man. (. "m out or ten whn a. l.. . . . -v """I ..v,, nr. io trace their downfall -W stilt INUCk W. L. DOUGLAS $3.00 & $3.50 SHOES r?aSMois roa svstv a..... 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