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WHO OWNS THE NORTH LANDS
QaMtloai what ArssSaale, he
Very lateraatlas.
Th voyage of tb Canadian govern
ment cruiser Arctic to tb far north
uggeets for consideration the qucs-
tion of tbe ownership of oui far
northern lands. For many years ex
ploreri of various nationalities, Brit
ish, American. Scandinavian aud
others, hart ventured Into the froten
wilderness lying between tbe dominion
of Canada and tht north pole, and have
there discovered lands hitherto un
known, and bar named them and
Iflanted flags upon them. There has
been much international rivalry in the
work of elaboratiuf tbe arctic map and
of pushing on toward the pole. But
there has been little thought In the
minds of tbe adventurers or in that
of the public of the delimitation of in
ternatlcnal boundaries In the realm of
paleocryatlc ice and eternal snow. But
now the Canadian government bring?
that thought to mind in the Intimation
that tbe dominion extends clear to the
north pole, and that all the lands which
have been discovered and explored in
those regions, no matter by whom, are
under tbe British flag.
Academically, the question Is some
what complicated, and might form tbe
subject of interminable argument.
There are those who hold that discov
ery and exploration give title to new
lands, while others Insist that title is
not perfected without actual occupation
and permanent settlement But. how
If tbe lands In question are not fit for
r susceptible of settlement? New
Tort Tribune.
WORN TO A SKELETON.
A Wonderful Restoration Caused
Sensation in a Pennsylvania Town
Mrs. Charles M. Preston ot Elkland,
Pa., says: "Three years ago I found
that my housework was becoming
burden. I tired es
ly, had no ambition
and was lading fast.
My complexion got
yellow, and I lost
over 50 pound. My
thirst was terrible.
and there was sugar
in the kidney secre
tion. My doctor kept
me on a strict diet, bat a his medicine
was not helping ms I began using
Doan's Kidney Fill. They helped me
at ones, and soon all traces of sugar
disappeared. I hay regained my
former weight and am perfectly well.
Bold by all dealer. 50 cent a box
Foster-Milbnn Co., Buffalo, X. V.
Crialul Samlasr.
Great public Interest ia being man!
tested in tbe case of a man w ho hxi
bees prosecuted for sneezing In a pub
lic street The hero of tbe Incident If
one Jouann Furtmsnn, a resident of
afublhaueen, a smsll town In Prussian
Saxony. Furtmsnn, who Is highly re
parted by his fellow citizens, sneezed
omewhat loudly in the main streej of
Uuhlhausen. A policemeag arrested
him on a charge of creating a disturb
ance. Tbe local police sutboritles
prosecuted Furtmsnn on a charge of
gross misdemeanor and rendering him
aelf a public nuisance. After a lengthy
trial Furtmsnn wss acquitted. The
police authorities sppealed against th
decision, and a new trial is necessary
Furtmsnn announces ttiat be will call
medical evidence to prove that a poly
pus In tbe nose prevented bim sneezing
less loudly than was the case when tht
arrest occurred.
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Verr Llk, It.
"Mr. Cpp." said tbe merchant, stern
ly, to Adam Vpp, his hxikkeeper, "I
asw yon at the baseball game yester
day. - When yon asked tue to let you
off for tbe afternoon you said you were
going to a funeral."
"That's so," replied the bookkeeper,
"and I'm pretty near a prophet, ain't IT
lld you ever see a slower gsme In your
lifer Th Catholic Standard and
Times.
Yoa Caa Oct AUca's rsouEaa FREE.
Write Allen 8. Olmsted. La Roy.K. T , lor a
free sample of Allen's Foul fur It cure
sweating, hotawollen. rhing feet. It makes
aaw or tig ht hoe easy A certain cure lot
pru, ingrowing palls and bunion. AUdruf.
ftsusaUlk af. Iioa't accept any sntssllul.
Hie OaWlal Title.
A little girl was asked. Who I th
bead of our government T
"Mr. Roosevelt," she replied, prompt
ly. "That I right" said tbe teacher;
"but what I hi official tltler
"Teddy!" responded th little miss,
proudly.
Mew's This r
W offer One Hundred Dollar Reward fat
ear eaaaul C atarrh taat cannot be cured by
AtaU'e Catarrh cur.
t. i. CHUNKY A CO., Props, Toledo, a
We, th andtraifned, have known r. J.
Cheney lor th last 16 yean, and dsImt hint
CsrtaeUy honorable In ait tulne trans
ms aud ft a ancially able to carry out any ob
Illations mad by thalr orm.
sv sat A lkui. WholMal Orun
hlLHTO, klMU AhUSVUI, Vll
lata. Toledo. O.
holetale lrua
jtta. lol4o, O.
MaH'sCa'arrhCnrelstakca Internally, act
lag dlrautly upon ta aloud and atiuwna sur
ta st the . Prlr - per butua.
sWid by alt lf state,
ataii a samiLj Puis a
TteUaMHiiala In.
IRRIGATIONIST MEE
Fourteenth Annual Session Con
venes at Boise.
FAIRBANKS THE GUEST OF HONOR
Vic President of United States Given
Cordial Reception Delegate
From Many States.
Boise, Idaho, Sept. 3 Boise is 611
ed with people and tilled with entbu
siasm. The city gate have been
thrown open and host of visitor from
all part of the West have poured in
the trainload to attend the 14th annual
session of th National Irrigation con
gresi nd have a good time. Not will
standiug th big crowd, th biggett
Boise ever raw, the citizens sr happy
for their congress bids fair to be the
most gncveeslul ever held.
Tbe first day of the congress passed off
according to schedule, fcpseches, nu
roerons but brief, all dealt with the
tabject uppeimoet in the minds of the
people irriinttion and Dome building
in the arid nest. 1'ieeident Kooee
velt'i letter, read by (iifford Pinchot
was th keynote, and th talk of Vice
President Fairbanks followed along the
line of that letter.
Fairbanks tu th star attraction at
th congress. He was g rotted by hun
dreds prior to and al'.er th meetings
and at th public reception touight was
tecdeied typical western welcome
Hi speech this morning made a dead
ed hit, demonstrating to the congress
that the vice president, like th presi-
lent, bsd given an ear to th demands
it the people of th West and stand
ready to lend them a helping hand at
every turn.
It is tbe intention of a certain ele
unent to push the 1100.000,000 idea at
be subsequent sessions of tbe congress.
Fred J. Keieel, of Salt Lake, i th
principal promoter of this idea, bat
there is little liklihood the congress
will enppo't bim. Pie i lent Rooeevelt
o bis Inter verv clesily expresses his
disapproval of the scheme, stating in
..lain langnage that there must be no
iirect appropriation for tbe construe
ion of government irrigation works
intil the preeent national irrigation
aw has been proven a (access and
noney invested has been returned to
I he Federal treasury.
GREAT FLEET IN REVIEW.
Pres'dent Roosevelt Sees America's
Naval Strength.
Ov?'er Bav, Sept. 4. Under skies
that broke brilliantly bine before
hiding westerly wind which swept
iown Long Island sound and blew out
o sea tbe sullen clouds and ternpeeta
as rains wibcb tnreatened immea ra-
ly to mar the spectacle, President
Rmeevelt vesterday, within hailing
listance of his summer borne, reviewed
he most magnificent naval fleet ever
tstembled under the American flag
Forty-five of tbe most splendid type of
Sibling vessels snoat lay at anchor in
bree long columns as tbe naval yacht
Msyflowfr, which jast a year ago was
n'tn into history as th meeting
round of Russia and Japan, passed up
tnd down the lines, the president an
pplauding spectator on the bridge.
rbe Mavtlower' journey was made
mid a continuous boom of saloting
cannons, and gun atfer gun spoke tbe
aavy e honor to the commander in chief
f all America military forces.
Tbe 45 vessels are all within range
( Sagamore and couM train 1,178 guns
in the dimmer residence ol the presi-
ent. Indeed, they roared out to him
tremendous salute as he came among
them on the Mayflower and last nigbt
tbey painted the hieroglyphic of peace
on the sky with their searchlights for
his edification.
Tbe fleet reviewed by tbe president
consisted of 12 lUlesbipe, four ar-
-noted cruisers, five monitors and un
protected cruisers, six torpedo boat de-
trcyers, six torpedo boats and two
submarine boats.
Kill Off All Officials.
Odessa, 6pt. 4. A military terror-
st organization ha been discovered
hose aim is said to be tbe extermina-
ion of all the authorities with indis
criminate resard to their reputation for
oppression. The ramification of the
organization is extensive and all
branches of the iervice are reported to
be represented in it membership. Tb
campaign of terroiism sgsinst high offi
cials continue. Tbe authorities at St.
Peteisboig and Warsaw have warned
governors throughout the empire to he
artful of their personal safety.
Rebels Search All Trains.
Havana, Eept. 4 Tbe Cuban Cen
tral Railway company today made pub
lic announcement that it would no
longer accept freight or merchandise
lor transfer over its lines except at own
er's risk. It is stated that tbis is nec
essary because nearly all of its trains
are held np and their cargoes inspected
by armed bands of insurgents. Late
tonight tbe government learned that
400 insurgents bsd entered tb town
of Calabszsr, in Santa Clara province,
had confiscated a quantity of arm and
taken many head of horse.
Plotting Against Mexico.
Tuseon, Ariz , Sept. 4. Collis Hum
bert, a Frenchmen, and Leonardo Vil
lareat and Brnno Trevino, Mexicans,
wet arrested early today at Mowry and
Pitsgonia, mining camps, where many
miner are employed. The erreste were
made by Immigration Inspector Mur
phy and Hanger Olds and Clark. It
ii charged that tb men ar agitators
who ar attempting to organize a force
of Mexican miner to attack Negate,
Souor.
No Hop for th Sheridan.
Washington, Sept. 4 D ipatche re
ceived today at tb War department
from Honolulu indicate that tb tram,
port Sbaridan cannot be saved. 8b i
nearly filled with water and her engine
ar flooded and useless.
TRANSPORT ON THE ROCKS.
Sharidan In Perilous Plight on Coast
Of Hawaiian Island.
Honolulu, Sept. S. Hanging on a
rock amidships, th United State
transport Sheridan 1 ashor on Bar
ber' point, tb southwestern extremity
ot th Island of Oahu, on which stands
Honolulu. Her position ia alarming
l th rests on a sharp coral reef with
wild turf dashing on th shore and ron
daring it well nigh impossible to land
a boat, as there is no beach.
Th Sheridan (truck at 4 a. m , and
promptly blew her whistles, but did
not get into communication with the
shore ontil th wireless telegrapj sta
tion at Barber point was opened in
th morning. She lie broadside to
th shore, and ia rolling noticeably.
All morning boat were vainly trying
to 6nd a landing place, but at last the
second officer got ashor and saved his
boat' crew, though the boat itself wet
swamped ia the breakers, He denies
a report that tb machinery broke dow
before th steamer grounded. Natives
reached th veeeel through th surf in
canoe.
Tb Sheridan has aboard 1S5 throng!)
passenger and 50 soldiers, and tliet
transfer to th shore or to other craft
is a serious problem. Csptsin Pea bod
ba signalled the steamer C laudine
take them to Honolulu. If poseile, the
transfer will be made st once, th reve
nue cutter Manning assisting.
Captain Peabody say that, if power
t applied soon, he believe th Sreri
dan can be saved, but otherwise there
i little hope. The swell is very heavv
and th coral reef ar very sharp
Good order ia maintained on board the
Teasel. Th Sheridan's engine are be
ng repaired aad coal i being rapidly
thrown overboard with a view to try
ng to float her at high tide. The tug
Fearleea and several inter-island steam
er bav gone to her assistance.
Captain Peabody is reported to have
assumed all the responsibility for the
accident, saying that tbe vessel was in
too close.
CONTRACTS FOR NEW ROAD.
St. Paul Ready for Construction to
Columbia River.
Spokane, Sept. 3, Contract for the
building of th Chicago, Milwaukee A
St. Paul road from tbe Bitter Root
mountain to th Columbia river have
been let to H. C. Henry, of Seattle
Th root follows down th St. Jo
seph river from tbe Idaho line to a
point below Ferrell, or St. Joe, Idaho.
then goes on to Tekoa, Washington,
passes on to Rosalia, goes along the
sooth side of Rock lake and then reach-
Lind, on tbe Northern Pacific.
From Lind the line will practically
follow the survey of the old Northern
Pacific cutoff from Lind to Ellenst u-g
Contract for a part of tbe work
have been let to Grant Smith A Co
Tb firm include . N. Jones, ot Jones
A Onserud, railroad contractors of Spo
kane. Mr. Jones said tonight:
Wa have our cntfit now at Rosalia
nd will start work at one. We shall
need a thousand men, and we will
pay $3.50 a day. Our work is to be
don a year from next January."
NEW JAPANESE LINE.
Mikado Will Subsidize Steamers
for
Manchurian Trade.
Victoria, Sept. S. The steamer Tar
tar, of tb Canadian Pacific railway
company, which arrived today from the
rient, brought new that the Japan
see government propose to subsidize a
steamship line to connect Dalny with
th North Pacific coast of th United
State, and also Shanghai. Dalnr and
ladivoitok line of steamers in its
general scheme to develop Manchu-ian
trade Whether th United State con
nection will be don by a line betaeen
Dalny and okobama connecting with
tbe already established Japanese lines
to Seattle and San Francisco, or a di
rect line is not definitely stated.
American's Estates Raided.
Washington, Sept. S. According to
dispatch received at tbe State depart-
ent from one of tbe A Tier lean owners
the Conetancia estate, near Cienfue-
rot, Cuban insurgents raided this prop
erty four days ago, taking a number
horse. This is th But protest re
ceived from Americans against tbe mo-
eetation of their interest. Mr. Slet-p-
tbe American charge at Havana,
ws cabled to demand of the Cuban
government adequate protection for
tbe Coneiancia estate and all American
property similarly situated.
Palma and Capote Quarrel.
Havana, Sept. 3. Rumor is busy
ith suggestions of conspiracy among
th police and an open quarrel between
President Palma and V ic Preiient
Mendes Capote. Both report lack
definite confirmation. In certain quar
ter Capote i suspected of bargaining
with tb insurgent. In the reported
quarrel at the palace bitter words are
said to have passed, culminating in
Palma denouncing Capote as a traitor.
Th vice president i said to bav re
plied that Palma was a president with
out power.
Coast Railroad Buildirg.
San Francisco, Sept. 3. The South
ern Pacific is fact completing it plans
for th connection of Kareka and San
Francisco and th extension of the road
on to Portland, forming a coast line.
Tb basis of tb plan is th California
Northwestern, which is nnder tb con
trol of th Southern Pacific. It ha
jast been annooneed that the junction
of tb Southern Pacific and th Cali
fornia Northwestern line will be effect
ed at Santa Rosa.
Famin Spreading.
St. Petersburg, Sept. 3. By tbe end
ot September tb famin will have
spread to the province of Kazan, Sa
mara and Saratov. Th Zemstvo treas
uries ar cxbantted, and tb whole
eot of feeding th people devolve upon
tb central government. Th grain
required in th four province for food
nd owlng will cos approximately
21,500,000.
K4HtH4tttMtvf.
i OLD
5
Whea th Covra Coat Haaae-
With klinle, klaugte, kllu.le,
'Way dowu th dusty dingl.
Tb Nva am cotnluc home ;
Now avtvet and clear, and faint and low
Th airv tinklhur from sotus faro
tower.
Or pattering ot sn April ahowtr
That nuke th daisies grow
Ko kling, ke-klang. kokllng lellogle,
'Way down th darkening dltigl
The cons com slowly hum.
Soft sounds that sweetly nilnfla,
With jltifl. Jangle, Jingle,
The ouwj are coming ham;
Mttlime, and Pearl, and Flurtniet,
IV Kamn, Reditu, and Uretebvo SchslI,
Qvitfeu Mesa, aud Sylph, and Spangled
Sue
Acrtns lh field I hear loo-oo.
And clang her silver bell,
(io-ling, go-laiif, golinglelingle.
With faint, far sound that mingle,
The ctw coat slowly horns;
And mother-song of longgon years.
And baby Joys, and childish tear.
And youthful hupea, and youthful fears.
hen the cows com bom.
With ringl. rangle, rlngle,
1W taroa and three and single,
Th cow ar coming home.
Through th violet air w are tht town.
And the aiiminer sun aallpping down:
The maple iu the Basel glad
Throws down the path a longvr shade.
And th hill are growing brown.
To-rtng, to-rang. toringlerlnglt.
By three and four and slngls.
The cow com slowly boms.
Th asm sweet souaul of world! P"tra,
rbe same sweet Jun-dv real and calm.
The same sweet (.vnt ot bud end balm.
When th cowa com home.
With a tinkle, tank!. t!nkl.
Through fern and periwinkle,
Tb row sr coming born;
A-loiterlng In the checkered trm.
When? th un-rir glance and gleam.
Starine. !V-ahloom and Phoebe Phyflya
Stand kne-dep In th creamy lllle.
In drowvr dream.
To hnk. lo lank. tollnklelinkl.
O'er bank with buttercup -twlnkl.
The cow come lowly horn;
And up through memory' deep ravin
Come th brook' old song and Its old tlraa
aheen.
And tb crm-ent of th sllrer queen.
Wiih s klink!, klangl. klingl.
With s loo-oo, and mno-oo, sod j!ng!.
The row are coming home;
Anil over there on Merlin hill.
Hear th plaliuir cry of th whlppoor-
wili;
Th drwdrop li on th tangled vine.
And over the poplar Venus hiD;
And over tb tiient mill.
Ko-ling. k- lang. klingle!ingl.
With a ting a ling and jingle.
The cow com klowly horn.
Let down th bar. It in th train
if long-gone song, and flower, and val;
For dear old time com bark xalo
When the cow com home.
Ague E. Mitchell. P
CATECHISM OF CIVICS.
Qacalloa aad Amm of lata mi
to Aaaertraa.
What are the prlrK-lp: product of
the United States?
Hlntorlcal Novels and HealUi Fovda.
Where Is the Corn T.elt i catrdT
It extends from th Chh"ago Et-
chsng to Trinity Chur.?b In Wall
strwL
I tb climate vary much, In dif
ferent pans of the Union?
Ve.
What Is considered to be tb 'hottt
region In th country?
Zlon City. I
Aud the coldest?
Jubn D. Rockefeller' saf depoalt
suit.
What common product Is Yslsed In
tbe same proportion ll over th cotin
try?
Ruble.
Are ther sny eicepf.ona to this?
Ye. Newport and 8.ith Dakota.
What are the bahli uaed for?
In the South, to run tbe factories; Ic
tbe North, to furnish New Educational
System.
How I the Trust Crop grown?
liy magnate and Co common peo
pie.
Vit Is a magr.ste?
Alrnont any dlshoisLSt man who hai
money enough to keep out of jail.
And when the common people have
gathered the Trust Crop, how ar they
paid?
In common stork. I
IK this yield srytblrjf?
Oh. ye. When yon squeeze It It
lelds water enough U mske a goo4
reus lemonade.
What are the principal trade of the
United State?
Operating for sppeu.llfltls, writing
dvertlsement poetry and going out on
strike.
Th FarBotta Gift.
She had been cleaning up her "den"
nd came aero various and sundry
unfamiliar books In th process. After
inking bard she bad restored them
11 to 1 !)-! r rightful ownrr with a One
nd conwlou (enae of virtu. Oaky
ne remained and one night tb man
Ith whom she connected this parti
ulur book called. Kh brought It eut.
Here' a Utile old book of your,"
he aniKiunmed In her usual flippant
ay, "and I lb you'd take it bom.
ve given it house roots long enough."
He took the book and looked at her
rather ijiieorly.
"All right," lie said, but there was no
iitlmktiii lu his tone.
If your, Isn't It?" abe demanded.
W.-ll. not exactly, he replied. "I
ne rt to you for a birthday present
bout two year ago.'
Now lie is writing her name In evew
ik slie own.
What Ther Oat.
I believe." sold III Tragerdy, "that
hi-y hud hoid to catch th town with
tnuilft,' but It was quite a fruitless ef-
ort.
"No. not exactly frultleas," rebfJed
owe CoiiMTdy. "I understand the ben
ruil a there lu plenty, sUbouglt
somewhat aged." Philadelphia Presav
eFavoflteS
CAREER Of THI TIXAI.
I ,. a aa a M4.
Th. battle ship Teiss. the 'Woo
boat" of th. American navy, hat beet.
. ..... . r-llrJ list. S til All
yiacru o -
ghsta Herald.
8b ha txftt
the navy yard at ClmrIeUn, 8. ... to
serv. ther. s a station ship, ami
lee war should break out. which would
i,eoltat. th bringing Into servlc or
,very available veel, her active days
are past.
The Texas Is not old. 8h
t.leted In IS, hut was never a good
steamer. Ihough she consumed tremcii
dous quantities of coal, and 111 h1'
ralstently attended h.-r that sh. came
to be regarded as "hoodooed.
Cue In her career th fl' VX
paxted frot" her. during th battle off
BauUago d Cub, llor nohl behalvor
during that struggl under command or
Capt Jack Philip I fresh In memory.
Hut
th hoe t wnicu tuat ..
retiitlgoratlon g rls were
tary
shortly after shattered aud sh resum
ed her wonted course or awiy anion.
When sh was out for ber first trial,
one of her profiler blades cut Into
passing achuouer and suuk II. I'la.-ed
on a dry dock for th flr.t tlui. she
could not besr th strain of her owu
wlght, and bad to b overhauled at
great xpua. Uwr, h ran abor
In Norfolk harbor. In 10, whll he
waa lying In th Brooklyn navy yard
on of her sescocks became utifateiied
and sh sank. In February, of 17.
sh went ssbore at th Tortugss. and In
Iicuibr of the same yesr In th Wal
labout chauuel. In November of 1C.
whll ! frft practhw. ber
big guns brok the recoils stid wrukwl
th urroundlng worka That was her
last aocldeiit. but ther Is no telling
what mor would hv bptud to lier
If sh had beeu required for otuwht
actlv servlc.
It Is altogether likely that her hoo
tloo days as well as her active days are
over. Hr (J luch guus bse already
been takeu from ber. and ber turret
guns will b taken as soou as us cau
h found for tliem. Sh will rvmalu
qu!etly at her dock until at win tlm
In th future she will Jotn other for
gotten vessels In the naval graveyard.
M O 6 cTToM OviTTi A L t M A H .
Staer Tals h Uah VV.HIss
t.a aa a alls laatrael.
A mllilonslr hovlniaker. h sat
In tb wuoklng room of n Atlantic
lluer. said to a 8t- Louis Ckihe IHruio
erst writer :
"I have been over to England trying
to sell shovels to th British govrn
ment I failed. I couldn't sll a shov
L A dead man named Jones wss th
cause of my fslsur.
Jones was alive, very much allv.
during tbe battle of Waterloo. II t
on horseback near WHIngton' ttit.
Wellington, seeing bim thr In civil
ian's dre, said angrily ;
Who ar you?"
'I am a suovI salesman.' said
Jonss. 'and I cams her from Bruais
to see tbe battle.'
Now that you are. hr, said Wll
tngton. 'ar you willing to carry a tuts
sag for m to on of my gnrsls? It
will b a dangerous rraaL but 1 bav
no on els to send.'
I'll carry your mesatge,' said
Jones, 'and as for dangtr, on part of
tMs battl field I no mor dangerous
than another to-day.'
8o Wellington gave him tbe nieuag.
and Jones delivered It, but failed to re
turn. Th duke thought bim slslo, but
on day !ght or nlu year later
man accosted tb duk In London.
'Do you remember me? he said.
'I do,' said Wellington, shaking tbs
man band warmly, -you saved two
reg latent of mine by th dllvry of
that meaaig. Why didn't you return
to mtV
"Jones said hi bora bad been kill
d by a cannon ball a b wss return
lag. and b himself bad beau shot In th
aid, but nt badly a fw day abed
had brought bim around.
-'Well,' aatd the duke, what can I
do for you?"
"'lama partner tn that shovel bouse
of our now,' sala Jones, tb Ann
nam Is Smith, Jenkins A Jones, sod
I'd Ilk to get a government contract'
H got It," th millionaire ndL
sadly. "From that day to thta all ths
abovela osed In tb British army and
navy bav been suiplled by th houn
of Smith, Jenkln A Jones. I wastsd
my tlm trying to com pet with that
firm."
Haw ta ri rth Bait.
Tb boy wanted so in worm for bIL
H had (elected a promising spot, a
shady and low lying knoll, hut, though
be had been digging now for fifteen
minutes, not slngl worm bad hit
pad turned up.
"Here, sonny,' said an old angler,
"tak this chunk of soap and maks me
a quart or two of eoapsud.'
Ths boy brought th suds, th old
man sprinkled them over the ground,
and ttien be, lo his turn, began to dig.
It was amazing. Hers, where th boy
before bad not found a slngl worm
tk old man now discovered tbem In
dozen.
"Ton can find worms 'most any
wthere, sonny," said th old man, "If
you wet tbe ground with soapsud first
Tb soapsuds draws tbem, tbs sam as
molasse drws flies. A weak mixture
f blue vitriol snd wsler will do the
aam thing slso." Provldenc Journal.
A Taoreasjh Jeh.
In-th cook' sheen.- tb young nil
or in nous undertook, with th
help of a green waltreia. to get th
Sunday luncheon. The Hurried maid,
who had been truggllng In th kltcht-n
with a coffee machine that refused to
work, confasaed tbst sh had forgotten
to w ash tbs lettuce.
"Well, never mind, Eliza, (ia on with
ths toffee, and I'll do It," aald the con.
alderat mlstreaa, "Where do you keep
th sosipr
A Staa-a.
All ths world's lage, thsy sy ;
For ach a part la set.
And when mosquitoes start this wsy
W play behind a Bet.
Washington Star.
VT bavs reached the ng when w
don't see what's the matter with eating
tbe picnic limcb on the dining room
table at home, aud having no baskets
ta carry.
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What is CAo TUKIA
S.miuliia iiollltrr 4plH". MorliMf r t.lltor .trco0
1 It" nitr. la Ha KiiunlHs. It lrtrya Wt.nns
r.til.. It ri'llt' TfHlilnir Trt.itl.lt'. ura t't.ti.tlputl.,,!
ni' l i'hit iHi'iit' It na-liitllitlra the) I'imhI, rcti.tl.tlc tlio
E?.V",V,.i.i,T-L..t. i....,..Tho Jtlutiifr'a I'rU'iitl.
The Kind You Haye Always Bought
A V a CIhnIii r fit
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In Use For Over 30 Years.
vw ssawa saai
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Th "SOS" UsSssl.
"I'op," said Tommy, "what do tba
neaapapers mean "hen they say '
tuemtter of th 1"W ?"
"They refer. Tommy, to certain so
ciety men aud somen who think they
are better than snybody els, snd that's
shout all tli thinking they do."
"IHd jou rter on of 'm. P"P"
"1 don't know. Tommy ; but you cau
easily tell one If you happen to run
across It."
"If It's In street csr It talks so
loudly that you cau't bear ths rosr ut
the a heels.
"If It's lu church, th plumes on it
hat hid th preacher.
"If It's st s party, th most of Its
clothe sr In the dressing room.
"ir It's lu an automobile, dutg It. If
you are qui. k enough, and com bom
to ninimnn silt.
"If It's walking on th sidewalk, It
usunlly stride along a If It was tak
lug the tn cl It" me a Ith It.
"If It' III a theater, you can tell by
th stony tr In It fa.-e that lh t
or ar doing g ""' '"! Intl!lgeut work.
"If It's In a railroad sUlluii, lu full
!re. you'll a. Holer why tb lw.-s.uio
tu d-x-su t Jump the tn.'k snd tak to
the woods.
Tod can't m's It Tommv
I ks t aith ( th Bar.
The four nr "Id am of certtln
western senator had a very high opin
ion of th luirinr of hi fatUr
1 he Ut'er tells h iw, on on oi-s! in
lu their tern hoiu. the Ud rams
across a msg him In w lil.-h. by ainn
rbaiiiT. there arr eiigratwl sld by
side portraits of the 1'resldeut and
the Senator mentioned.
Wh.ii Hi In.l .aught sight of Ills
falher feature he broke Into a bro id
smile. "That's a g'md pbtur of you.
daddy." said h
" ery g .I, my on."
'Who' the man nett to you, daddy f
B"ked tbe oungster.
"Why, my son!" etdntincd tbe S
stor. "don't yon kuo? That la on of
the great.-.! men of the world, a man
more admlratil and more powerful
than any king That, my sun, Is Presi
dent Itoonetelt."
The lad ng.iln looked St th pli'tnr
of the rrwtldeut Then, after a thought
fill psuar, he vlxerred :
"Say. daddy, th w.pl In the eatt
r. Ill be awful proud when they Ni th
President' pl lure nett to )uur, ju t
they ?" -An-erl--! Mi-tntor
Tbe r.nme shIiiioii Is given In Rng
Und and all acverti tatra tu a large
trout like fl.h wbl. h live lu the ea,
ehlefly alut th mouth of river. Slid
which enter th ktrenrn tu apawn,
running for a considerable dlatau.e up
the sir.-Hiu snd returning to th sea
after the art of spawning Is Sii-om
pllsh.-d, siits s writer In th t's.-lflc,
Monthly. The old mnle be.iime aome !
what dUtorted. ertH lly lliroiigh th
lengl ht-iilug of the Jiiwa hut tb
i bangea w Ith age and senn nre not
niinb gri'nler than In any lurge trout.
Th true snliiHin, like the true trout.
la blm k sjKittifl. It I railed In sclen'-e '
Halmo snlnr. and along with the trus
trout It belong to the g.-mis Knliuo.j
Ther I only one ajwle f AHniitlc!
snliiion; It la found on both shies of
th ocean, and on both shies It be '
come Minicllme Inud l kii and
dwsrflsh when It Is abut up In a Ink'
snd alien It cannot or does not go
to th sen. 1
Th Ha Moalaa.
It was mid October In Vermont, and
ther was nlreudy a hint of snow In1
th air. Th city boarder nn 1,1. ...i
to the depot shivered slightly, snd!
urew nis greatcoat clom-r about him
There's no denying tlint you bav'
Iha loveliest Htate lu the Inloii lu
suinuir. Osgood," he said to the stag- j
drlvr. hut I wouldn't llr her th
year rotiim it you U git a f0 n,e.'
Th old nmn slowly fli.-ked a
ent fly off the near hors Mfor ho'
grumbled. "Well, 'Hain't a very to
Ktst to live In, I'll admit. Have to
drug round on wheels about four
months out of every year!" ,
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