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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 15, 1905)
It Quiets the Cough This is one reason why Ayer's Cherry Pectoral is so valua ble in consumption. It stops the wear and tear of useless coughing. But it does more it controls the inflammation, quiets the fever, soothes, and heals. Sold for 60 years. . Aw Cherrv Pectoral lias neen retroter Rfa preserver to in. It hraiwhl we Urouh a severe attack of pneumonia, and I riMil that we nir life ro Its wvmderftil crlle rvperues.''-William H. Tauitt, Wawa, ra. Hasten recovery by P'nt,a bowel regular with yar' Ptlla. Sqalrej Latt)m aad HU Bar-flar. This is one of the many stories told of old Squire I-attaum, a Plymouth County attorney of aome years back. It fully Illustrate hli coolnesa and love of method. He was awakened one night by bis wife, who told him she thought there were burglar in the house. The squire put on his dressing gown and went downstairs. In the back ball be found rough looking man trying to open door that led Into the back yard. The burglar had unlocked the door and was pulling It with all bis might The squire, seeing the robber's predic ament, called to him: "It don't open that way, you Idiot! It slides back!" Boston Herald. Seldom ratal. "Say, doctor," remarked the man who bad just dropped into the office, "Pin very much alarmed about my son." What's the troubl?" queried the M. D. "He has had three peculiar sttscki within s week," continued the parent, "and during each of them he was with out sense or knowledge for nearly two hours." "Oh, doo't be uneasy about a little thing like thst." replied the pill dis penser. "I'ts known people to lire all their Urea in a similar condition." We wAnt a mm in every town lo represent os. 7S per month and expenses paM. Kelta le men la oateM towns. Address H. Denser, lrru Tin St.. Portland, Orefon. Mock o( cloiB Ini winttd. All replies confidential. Address H. Beaker, Un 7th St., 1'onlAod, Oregon. MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS reelect, neblest an etroeaeet Stomp ratter M U Burkcc. in Horn power oa lb iie wua two boms. WnlA lor dcrtpuire cmlAloa AAd prlCAA T - REIERSON MACHINERY CO. Fee et MorrlAM Street Hea-Uand. Over E EOUCMTtOM OtotMseotfereni e a wttkthe Banei Ad aaaresse of yourteJf an twe of w 1 friends. And the daw wh yam will arobaNy ! enter a business cotlcsr, and we will credit . roe with S5.0O on our S65.00 srholanhip. . . Our aclioot offers omtkwal advaataaes to ' steoemsof Biuincxs, Scnrthaad. Easliah.MC. Best terrsucTioe 4.ofST Tvino awn see cataioaet ir o-s isti THE MULTNOMAH BUSINESS INSTITUTE I St. a. ALaUM, Fare. a sistm ST. PORTLAND, OUST. I OUTSIDE INN .1 1: . -rm -s-t wlzs ax. m& imi v. Electric lighted roomi. Baths and modern Conveniences. Rooms Sue, Hand 11.40 per day A new, permanent hotel, directly opposite main entrance to Fair. All itreet cars lor J-'Air lAnd yon at Hotel door. PORTLAND, OREGON ECONOMY Hot Air Pumping Engine Pumps water for hollas and irrigation. Displace wind mills sod g asolla engines. Burnt gasoline, wood or coal. Has Auto matic atop, shipped on approval. Write for catalogues And prices. BE ALL & CO. 321 Hawthorne Ave. Portland, Ore. THE DR. C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO. For marl j located at 2M Alder St tor the peat i years HAVE MOVED To the I-aree Hrlck Building at tha 8. E. Corner of Flnt and Morrison streets. JCa trance Ko. U44 Hret BIraet. Successful Home Treatment DR. C. OKB WO is knows throughout the Coiled elates, and is called 16 a ureat Chi nese Itoctor on Account of bis wonderful cures, wlti.out the eld of s knife, without using poisons or drugs of any mud. fie treata any and all diseases with powerful Oriental Hoots, Herns, Buds, bark and Vegetables that are unknown to medical science in this country, and through the use of these harm lens remedies. Ha guar antees to cure Catarrh, Asthma, Lung 1 rouble, Rheumatism, Nervousness, Stom ach, Liver, Kidney, Female eeakness and All Chronic Hiwtses. Call or write, enclosing A t-t. stamps for mailing Book eud Circular. Address The C. Gee Wo Chinese MetSdne Co. Ne. 162' ( rtrat St., S. t. Car. Morrlaea fkass aw. boa tlui riper. Portland, Oreeea. r. it, u Ne. 37-1 MS ITfTBClf wtHIbs; to advert! rWaMe I W swllsslISHw ill. saaaajetai. f 9 SAtSAPAllUX I ixiiers K,w I -"al ft A Molern Knlaht. "Tou ran't moke no believe tlint chivalry Is obsolete, or cftVte, or what ever they call it," said a woman who hnd just retunievl from tlm West. The WashliiBton ro.tt tell her reasons for thinking that kulglithiwa Is still In flower. "I met a veritable knight Jll!"t two days atro on a dinlnit car." she con tinued. "When I went In to luncheon the emly seat left for nie was one fac ing the rear of the trnln. Now I cannot sit with my back toward the engine without suffering all sorts of disagreeable things, so I asked the steward to find me a seat facing the other way. Immediately a middle aged mau rose and offered to lot me have his seat. I thanked him, and he took the seat opposite me. He scan lied the bill of fare, and then he look ed at nie hesitatingly. ' 'Madam,' said he, 'would It be ob noxious to you It I were to order spring onions?" "Now, could consideration for the feelings of a womun go farther than thatr' Ignorance, when It Is. voluntsry. Is wimin.l ha mnv nronerlv be charg ed with evil who refuses to learn how he miitlit prevent it. Johnson. PORTLAND AMUSEMENTS. Excellent Attractions at tha Theaters A Busy Season. Tha Tisitor to Portland now has a wide range o( choice in the matter of amusements. The 1905 Fair is, of conrse, the big attraction, with its intense regular ex position, and its seductive Trail. "Ven ice" is acknowledged to be the greatest success and beet show on the Trail. The predominant word now passed around about the Fair Is the congratu latory remark that the splendid expo sition is an assured financial success. The Marquam Grand Theater opened a brilliant season with Wilton Lackaye in "The Pit," and all the town turned out. Beginning Wednesxlsy, Sept. IS, probably the most widely popular play of the year, "Mrs. Wlggs, of the Cab bage Patch," will open at the Marquam and remain through the rest of the week, playing special matinees Thurs day and Saturday. "The Chaperons," (scintillating musical comedy) playa at this theater all week beginning Sept. 18, and the old favorite May Irwin oc cupies the Msrqnam stage Sept. 25 to 38. The fall season starts off with a boom lota of interest and good pro ductions. The ISelasco Stock Company contin ues drawing heavily and keeps up its high standard of productions. "Har riet's Honeymoon" running this week; "Judah" opens Monday, Sept. 11, and "Captain Jinks" takes up the week Sept. 18 to 24. The Belaaco is one of the handsomest theaters on the Pacific coast, and no visitor should miss seeing it. The Baker Theater is having a joyous run of musicsl burlesque. Manager Baker wears bis broadest smile of ap proval as he sees the large audiences. "The Brigadiers" is on this week, and the "Kentucky Belles" opens for the week of Sept. 10-16. Pretty girls, lots of fun. attractive spectacle. The Empire is giving quite the most startling melodrama that Portland has ever experienced. The critics agree that the thrills in the plays, put on with a change of bill each week at this theater, are veiitably nnique of their kind. Every other instant a pistol shot, and the intervening seconds filled with thrusts st your heart strings. The Grand and the Star continue vaudeville entertainments with new people weekly. Woman of It. Homer Tou and the woman next door don't seem to be on very good terms. What's the trouble? Mrs. Homer Her Inclination to boast is distasteful to me. Homer Her Inclination to bosst? Mrs. Homer Ves. Why, sue actu ally claims to have more ailments than I have. LIEUT, f. S. DAVIDSON. rl 7 t, V r. 9, ' W V '4 PERUNA STRENGTHENS THE ENTIRE SYSTEM F. 8. Davidson, Ex-Lieut. U. 8. Army, Washington, D. C, caie U. 8. Pension Office, writes: "To my mind there is no remedy for catarrh comparable to Peruna. It not only strikes at the root of the malady, but it tones and strengthens the system in a truly wonderful way. That has been its history in my case. I cheer fully and unhesitatingly recommend it to those alllicU'd as 1 have been." F. 8. 1avidnon. If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the use of Peru na, write at once to Dr. Jlartman, giv ing a full statement of your case, and ha will be pleased to give you his valu able advice gratis. Address Dr. 8. B. iiartman, Presi dent of tha iiartman Sanitarium, Co lnmbui, Ohio. ', GOOD i Short torles With a heart attunevj to "nature study," a little Hungarian girl In tha Canadian Northwest exclaimed: "Yah, teacher; It's certain beautiful on our prairie, where the birds aud the small sheep run about raw. A mau who had been hired by a closensted farmer, who believed In hurulng the candle at both ends, was called the first morulng at S o'clock. About fifteen minutes later he came downstairs with his bag In his hand. "Alu't you goln' to work?" asked the farmer In surprise. "No," was the disgusted answer; "I'm goln" to hunt up some place to stay all ulght. When' District Attorney Jerome ap peared before the Chautauqua at Kalr hury. Neb., recently, to lecture, he said, gravely: "I had Intended to give you a reading from Shakspeare, but I find with profound sorrow that I had been anticipated. I brought with me Much Ado About Nothing.' but as Thomas lawson of Boston Is to speak here to-morrow I shall leave that se- lt-ctlon for htm." Henry Arthur Jones Is credited with the following story of Beerbohra Tree: "Mr. Tree," said the playwright, "met a friend of his one afternoon In He gent street The two stood and con tented a little while, and theu Mr. Tree said. 'Have you been down to see me act lately, my, boy T 'No, too poor.' said the other. Too poor,' Mr. Tree exclaimed; 'why. you spend enough on wine and cigars ' I don't mean I'm too poor. I mean you're too poor,' he said." Those who visited New York while Its subway was In process of construc tion, will appreciate tha story of a friend of the street commissioner of New York who, while passing through the city for the first time in his life. lost a watch which he valued highly. Not being familiar with Manhattan, the man wrote to the commissioner of his loss, and asked him to do hla best to find the missing article. The com mUslouer answered that ha would do all In his power to recover tha watch, snd that he would not leave a stoue unturned In the search. A short while after this the man happened to be In New York again, and business took him In the direction of Fark avenue, At a glance he took In the plies of stone, dirt and other material from the torn-up street Bushing to the nearest telegraph office, he sent the following message to the commission er: "Do not bother any longer. Watch not worth It" Gen. Gllman Marston, a once famous New Hampshire lawyer, was attend Ing court at Dover, when a young at torney made a motion that was denied by the court The young msn remon strated against what he thought was the wrong ruling of the Judge. So vehemently did he remonstrate that be was fined ten dollars for contempt of court. An old attorney took the mat ter up, and be wis fined a similar sum. Still another, who thought ha stood a little better with the Judge, endeav ored to straighten the matter out but he, too, enriched the coffers of the State by psying a "ten spot for con tempt Gen. Mirston was then seen to rise In his seat and advance to the clerk's desk. Taking bis long pocket book from his pocket be took out two ten-dollar bills and laid them on the desk. "What Is that for?" said the court "I want you to distinctly un derstand." said the general, "that I have Just twice as much contempt for this court as any man here, and I am paying for It" WEALTH OF RUSSIAN CHUHCH. Cathedrals Have Gold Boofs and Coat Millions to Build. Several English newspaper corre spondents have, it is said, recently been Inspecting the 16,918 gold ingots and 12,500 sacks of gold coin, repre senting some iS5,O00,0uO In hard cash which are ssfely boused in the Impe rial Bank of Bussla and which form Russia's gold reserve, but the fabulous wealth of the Russian churches may be Inspected by the ordinary tourist without consulting finance ministers or uniformed officials. The dome of St Isaac's Cathedral In St. Petersburg Is the most conspicu ous object in the city. It la covered with copper overlaid with pure gold, no less than f50,000 worth of gold be ing melted down for the purpose. En tering the cathedral by the magnificent bronzed doors, forty-four feet wide and thirty feet high, said to be the largest In the world, the visitor Is over whelmed by Its richness and massive splendor. The dome of the shrine Is supported by eight Corinthian pillars of malachite, given by Prince Demi- doff, and valued at 200,000. The total cost of this cathedral is estimated at 10,000,000. In the Cathedral of the Kazan the name of the Almighty blazes In dia monds from a cloud of beaten gold, under which are solid silver doors twenty feet high, leading to the Inner sanctuary. This church contains a beautiful plctnre of the Virgin Mary covered with gold and Jewels valued at 15,000. In the monastery of 8t Alexander Nevskl, near the end of the Nevskl prospect Is the shrine of the founder, of pure silver, weighing no less than 8,250 pounds. Many of the churches of Moscow- snd they number some 1,400 contain treasures of enormous value. In the Cathedral of the Assumption, situated Inside the Kremlin, Is the most sacred picture of Russia, the "Virgin of Vlad imir," painted by 8t Luke. The Jewels which adorn It are valued at 45,000, one emerald alone being said to be worth 10,000. Napoleon took from the church five tons of sliver and five hun dredweight of gold, but its most pre cious treasures were concealed previ ous to the French invasion and after ward restored. Near by, in tba Cathedral of the An nunciation, with its many golden domes, are a pavement of a gate and Jasper, and tha celebrated Icon of tbs virgin of tha Don, its most priced pos session. Tha Icon of tha Iberian mother of X nod haa a small chapel to Itself, Just outshlo the Kremlin. The loou Is oc casionally taken out In a gorgeous car riage drawn by six horses, with bare headed attendants, to attend tha sick or dying. The fees for such visits amount to flti.ooo. The Cathedral of the Holy Savior In Moscow Is probably the most magnifi cent church In the world. Its fine cupolas are covered with pure gold oneelghth Inch In thickness. Its Inter nal decorations are magnificent aud very costly. This church Is the na tion's thank offering for the deliver ance of Moscow from the French. It took fifty years to build, and Its cost has been estimated at 10,000,WO. The robes of the Russian clergy are the richest In the world. In the house of the holy synod. Inside the Kremlin, may be seen vestments of fabulous value. One Is embellished with the Nlcene creed embroidered lu pearls. There are no fewer than seven miters studded with diamond, rubles and em eralds; also golden crosiers of rare workmanship. The boundless wealth, gorgeous decorations and endless mag nificence of the churches are In strange contrast to the poverty stricken, un kempt peasants who throng the churches at all hours of the day. Tit Bits. A KEEL.THE-BOAT IDIOT. How a fteaeld Youngr Woman Tanaht Colleir Bojr Mora He tie. "A nuisance as dangerous as the man who rocks the boat Is the one who takes you stilling and forces the lee rail under to show his daring." said a young woman to a group of yachts men. "I don't mind It when there Is a gale blowing and the catboat gives to it until the scuppers are awash, espe cially If my escort keeps a band on the sheet and the other on the tiller, to ease up the boat in the puffs, but the fates preserve nie from another such voysge ss I had with well I won't say whom. "He was ouly a kid. anyway, snd the name doesn't matter. What he per sisted In doing was to keep the rat boat so close hauled that every little flaw of wind knocked her down flat. Besides, to my horror, he had a fast double hitch on the main sheet. "It was terrible. The boat couldn't forge ahead aud Just keeled over until the water poured In a torrent along the lee deck. That kid sat In the weather corner with an Idiotic grin on his face. I fancy be thought present ly a badly frightened woman would be cuddling up to til in and screaming for protection. "But It wasn't the time for that, for I took command of the cat, and now there Is a wiser boy cruising shout somewhere I hope alone. "I Jumped for the tiller with both hands out the way a girl darts for the flying trapexe at the circus and Jammed It down until the boat came up Into the wind, and while she stuck there with the sails flapping I said things to the college kid. "Thereafter he sailed the catboat carefully, but there wasn't any small talk or any persiflage between us after my sermon." Ihe Spoiling of Marlon. Miss Msrlou MugA wss s desr little maid, Her hair was dark brown, of a beautiful shad. Her nisnner wss simple; she bsd s sweet smile. She wasn't nice sometimes, but sll of ths while; All Pumpkloville loved her, for sh was "its sty Is." But once to ths city this little msid went To visit so stint, Mrs. Montagu Dreat; Usr aunt said, "My! Msrlun, but you sre green, You must have some training; . that's plain to be seen; Back horn you will then b the town's social queen." Usr sunt trained Miss Msrlon In her own way, At length sh declared her no longer s Jy. Ons day bsck to Pumpkloville Marion came, The folks who dropped 'round were too msny to name; Bat soon they discovered sh wssn't the same. Her hair was mnch lighter; of New Yswk shs tslked; When crops people mentioned Miss Ms rlon balked. But there! Why prolong It? Away peo ple stayed; The young men all shunned her; shs bsd them afraid; Shs died some years later, s crsnky old maid. Eskimo Folk-jnre. . Tha most striking feature of Eskimo folklore Is Its thoroughly human char acter,, says a writer In - " al Qui term not mi fleet vf social the pj fabuioi vengeJ feats The sij only ai of the Ian a dwarf sense true U great Rett tales, dlscon how a father one af origin! . sea in am mau woman became their mistress. Anoth er myth tells of the origin of sun and moon, who In the beginning were hu man beings, a brother and a sister, and who were taken up to the sky. Where Inoranoe I tills. A well known physician has observ ed that the best thing that can hap pen to man with diabetes la not to find it out, and the sam might be ssld with soma Justice of a number of disease. Hospital. The lyimlt of Hlgalfloano. "8sy, father, what 1 a 'nobodr". "A nobody is a prominent woman's kuaband," Washington Ufa. jySeswearravsraafSeAePtjf, Landlord We have beeu forced to raise your rent Tenant Oh, thanks. I couldu't do it myself.-ExchHiige. "Did you visit Paris on your trip abroad?" "Almost." "Almost? What do you mean by thai?" "Well. yoJ see. I had my wife with me." Life. Klrst Capitalist What w ould you do If you lost your money? Second Capi talistStart a magaslii and expose the methods by which I used to make It Judge. Mlstab Johnslng-Can't yo' gib in no hope, Lisa? Mis Jackson-Onco au' fo' all, Mlstah Johnslng, I tells yo' I won't le uo uiau's cullud supple ment Puck. "You say hla death was due to care lessness?" "Yep," answered Three Klnger Sam. "What kind of careless uess?' "Hot caught stesllu' cattle." Washington Star. Father (of large family) My near. Isu't It about time you were thinking of getting married? Daughter Ho v nal I haven't thought of anything Is for year. Illustrated lilt. "I never thought," said the conceit ed lecturer, "that my voice would fill thst hall." "No," replied the candid man. "1 thought at one time tt wou'd empty It" Philadelphia Ledger. "You can't have genius without ec centricity." "Thst may be so, but I've noticed that It's possible to have a good deal of ecceutrlclty without much genius." Chlcsgo Record Herald. If, In the heat of a family quarrel the angry wife makes a move to pick up a flattrou, by uo mean 1 this (o be tsken Implying a desire to smooth things over. New Yorker. "Miss Rllgglus Is very self-conscious. Is she not?" "Yes. When some ou msde a remark about a wolf lu sheep's clothing she took It's a reflection on her Persian lamb coat." Exchanga. Llttl Pet (on her knees, before re tiring) Mamma, may 1 pray fur rain? Mamma Y es, If you want to; but why? Llttl Pet 8ul Stuckupp dldu't Invite me to her plculc Nw York Weekly. Her Brother Sister atui k up for you last night all right Pop said you were a fool. Her Suitor What did sh say? Her Brother Sister said that bo shouldu't Judge a man by his looks. New York Mall. tiaaaway Of all th tiresome talk ers I think barhers Heiipevk'rihl Maria will hear you., (laaawsy Why r I dldu't know your wife was In terested lu barber. Henpavk Sh cuts my bslr. Philadelphia l'rea. "What a beautiful new public build ing," iclalmed the visitor; "and It's almost completed, Isu't It?" "No," re plied the fit lien, "It looks like It Is completed, but they haven't exceeded the appropriation yet." Iudiauapulla Stsr. "That brother of yours, Lui-y," said the man of the honae, "seems to be a pretty tough character." "'Devil, lie Is, sub," replied th colored maid; "lis Jes' uatchelly seems to be tie white sheep ob our fambly, stio' uuff." Phil sdelpbls Press. The Visitor What a delightfully snug llttl flat you have! Tho Renter Isn't It? When w open th door ws'r lu th middle of the room, and when the sunshine comes lu we hav to move some of th furniture out Chicago Trlbun. "Th average man out of work al ways Insists that bed hav been all right If he'd only had a 'good show in tli last place.'" "Cnlesa he hnppen to be sn actor. Then It's 'If I'd ouly bad a good plac in th last show.' " Philadelphia ledger. "Will somebody please chase the cow down this way?" said the funny boarder, who wanted some milk for bis coffee. "Here, Jane," said th landlady, Ironically, "take the cow down wber the caif Is bawling." Kansas City Journal. "Don't you like your new minister?" "Weil, he's very young snd not a very good speaker. His delivery Is very pe culiar; I don't understand It at all." "Nobody could solve his delivery at college, either. He was the crack 'var sity pitcher, yon know." Exchange. "I think, dear," said the bright girl, "yon had better speak to father to night" "Why to-nlgbt," particularly V asked the timid lover. "Is he In a good humor this evening?" "Well, the humor to give me to yon. I ed with milliner, dressmaker mttst to eatid their bills to him ornlng." Philadelphia Press, i sign this deed of your own 111, do you, madam?" asked the . "What do you mean by that?" ded the large red faced woman, an ther has been no cotnpul i th part of your husband, has ' "Him?" she ejaculated, turn look at th meok little man sit side her; "I'd like to see him compulse me." Ix)iidon Tit- The Bponlng It a hit .'homaa Dewar lu recounting his slons of this country, says lis peclally impressed with the unl interest tsken by American In ts of contests. In Illustrating aracterlstlc b tells of seeing a newsboy one cold afternoon Is eye glued on the display lu r's window. Sir Thomas slipped a dim Into the little fellow's hand. The boy exclaimed: "Ssy, If ill ain't luck. I've been wlshln for a cent snd you gimme a dime." "What did you want tha cent for?" asked Mr Thomas. "I wuz goln' to buy an extra to see what wou. I'v a dollar on du third rac." Make a Sporting OfT.tr. Sporting Customer A pound of cheese, please. . Grocer Uorgonzola or Cheddar? Sporting Customer Oh, I don't Caro, Start 'em both across tho counter and I'll tak the winner. Philadelphia Telegram. More Every Year KG costs powder quality, snd nukes netitmui uaKinji. end twslal for " JAQltrS Denmark a Market for Slates. Consul John K. Kehl at Wtettiu In. ....... ii,.. mi ii t a Deitarlmeut that be ha recently received a letter from a i- ..i... i ili-in renupftltiit addrvaae of American manufacturer of and stating that neniunra wom Ita ly prove an excellent market for such mi, I'miaiil anvs that so far only on American house 1ms shown i. tl ii... any dUpotltlon to avail ncti i mo opiM.rtuulty offered to capture- this trad. . tiew's This? W offer On tluti.leed IK.llmr Reward M ant case l atacih luel eausut Ii eured by "rTiHisVy a co . rr...T..u.K!. W. Ihe ttltlislwl. ! rhtuev ter the lai la vAte. ami ltiev alas iwtteuily huin.rahle la all i.u.lnea liauwe li.mi ati'l aitancialU able l.i tan; uul any vb li,.ttt.i nta.le (? ihelc arm. s.r j I at- 1. Wh.ile.al lnuaelsls. Toledo. O, V. ,u.B.. klS aUatlK, Iwteaele Vtuf 'ii'aI I V V 'a!r r ki Cur Is lata lolemallr, . In .ltieellj UpuB ih W" ' ta.es ul the sistam. I'tloa lit. r lulUe. tVlit til all 1'tu, ,!'.- Testimonials fie. UU I rauillf fill b Mlied Them. Th salesman In th wall psper (tor looked discouraged after h hsd writ ten down su order for seven diffrnl kinds of psper. "All going Into a small tpsrtment," b said with a sigh, "thst will look two sites smaller after then paper Lav been put Into It. I tried to tell her thst the asm kind of psper In the adjoining room would gtv a sens ol apse tnd roominess linpomllil If she had different klud In every room. Hut sh wanted ss mauy kinds s pus! his. snd alt haa tu. all mixed now. The flat will look tike a rraiy quilt Hut sit won't mind that. Hit' got enough different kinds of wall psper to mak her happy.' A Krent-h professor I th owner of s rallectloa of VM human liemle, represent ing et.rj known car ut pvupi ea th (lutt. ii Hp niuisMA"''. IS. t,r (LOO P0IS0I& The disease that haa done more tf. a. a than any other to wreck, ruin ami humiliate life, is Coutagious UIikkI Poison. Korrow. shame and auilcrinj re hand in hand with this (rest enemy, and man has always hated and fought it as be haa no other disease. It is the most powetful of all poisons; no mat ter how pure the blood may be, when its virus enters, the entire circulalioe becomes tHiisoncd and its chain ol horrible symptom begin to show. I'm ally the first sign is a small sore or ulcer, not at .f.l alarming in are.-itanc, but the bltxKi Is bcinit saturated with the deadly poison, snd soon flic mouta snd throat lcf:ln to ulcerate, the hair and eyebrows drop out, a red cmplioe brraks out on the body. cojer -colored splotches and sores make tlwtt appearance and the poison even works down into tha bones and attacks the nerves Not only is the disease hereditary, being- transmitted from parent to child, in the lorm of acrolula. weak eyes, soft bones, weak, puny constitutions, etc., but is also so highly contagious that many a life has been ruined by s friendly hand ahuka, or from using the toilet srtlclesof one infected with the poison. To cure this blighting, deadly enrse ths first begins to expel the poison and build np and strengthen the system. 8. S. S. is guaranteed purely vegetable. We offer a reward of f i.ooo for proof that it contains a particle of mineral of any kind. 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MMtS i.aiteclian Hallway Isnls. ;t -ii us rr'i ) .--sr-.iee mjijmksiTr. 3 THE SANDWICH STEAM PRESS M,TfpH ELL, LEWIS & STAVER CO. - NRST AND 1AV10H SIHHIS, POHIIAND, OHtOON. .lll. Sp.lt.aA. Bel... j.Um,. M.Sfra. Converts Every day in tvery yetr that come, mort housewives u tluin un their ovhorViivan aie ."ai I -- - - turning; to K C. the honest and reliable, which ha stood so well the test of years. They tre find ing out Oust BAKING POWDER one - thlrd the price of tny wnere- nesr is. u better, purer, rnore aj uuut. uk of rreeesle." MFC. CO. ctica ni. Tims l.lltla by Hair. Th decorator had Just mad hit . tlutate. "I'll It'll you what I'll do," said Ihe householder. "You go work and decorate the honse. ami Hies I'll glv it lo you lu payment of your bill." "No," replied the decorator, "I couldn't afford lo take Ihe house fur liior than half payment," Professor C. W. Kilt, lately vir prrwtdelit ol t s t Uregg d-liool, olChl. rago, and lor a nuiulwr ol yeais u ths Kuttl col leg ol New Orleans, th trail ing busines oil lege) ol the Knuth, has Just Joined lb Multnomah Itnlitut, ol Portland, Oregon, as saaoclatu pro. prirlor. Prodaeor Kltt l on of i,a heat known otntaofclal teacher ul U United Hlste. A Welcome) Changa. "Colonel," Still th Svutlnet, , hs St. luted Ihe i.m.-er hi command u( U te tiegod town, "a Boranlea Tarries so- proachea. "Ttf good." replied th CuliKwi. "We may now b bl to get a-nus hure lea b.f." Hotter t!l ntitl aire. WlnatoW SoolMaa Syrup ike W.I raetv to use ful their (AlMn dullkf Ihe leelbln ttud. An Oversight. "Now, look st we." buwled Ihe bl4 kra lol urstur, "and behold what il.- tad prrteteranr will do. I aw eeif. snail wan, sad" "Hay," Interrupted a small hoy Is Its gallery, nhy ditlu't yon nui.h the ..b by pulling sow hair oa your lies J 7" , r-tti-Mly Cetl. JwStvAriaai iM..fvr N.K4hii as 1tt.lt-llit,aiMa, !! H. II. hilae, U4.. tl A. -U l. I l,ililJua, fa. Th tea jeat. "Tm ships are pollle creature," remarked Old Ocean lo hi friend, th lli-a.h. 'Indeed?" answered the ntly oa. "Yes, lutlred. They always buir Is m," Cleveland Leader. tW nwstf I I ENEMY blood mnst Iks puriunl, and nothing will dolt so quickly and surely as S. 8. S, It goes down to tbs very bottom of the trouble, drives out every particle of the poison and makes the blood clean and stronf. It does not hide nr rover tin anvllitno- hut from the ren, Weew "TTl rli-i.-l hlluiihii. ,.. tt J USSISN REOtCOV 00J1 SU Paul, Minn. fj araamlsiallns T7 aIm n". ' .J7HsfirZ .la lijr Ifte inuus- TWSHi&rt ,n.... any eniinlry In the world fur lioniM li e I!, r. i. romi aiiy l.ini.hl .,1 tl ('. e It nitm.aiiv un rev 7- nut id Hnokana u t.v. ..I ih . ih-m .ver AlUrt. J,.ln lha rmwd. "J M, lfWIi, H,-rlM I.,n4 Asem AtlHiria sni Kiv.r.jd Ave,, Jpok.ne, We.h. tn 01 epos ana sii.ttilfttrs ul eaen ...