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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 1, 1905)
. & T.n.a Wholesale liumi fleveralng Thing Tom Pred tells m h. 1 going to warry that rich young widow next week. Jck lit Isn't going to wait BO ya, hT Tom Wilt 60 ye.rs for whitl Jack 111. golden wedding Undeatrable. 1111 Gueblng I iiippoM you find lif. Ibtiol roses. Mr, Millyuns? Young Millyunsl should hop. not MiM Gushing Why do 7 J Young Millyuns BcuM row bod U anything but clean. How's Thls . ntArA rw.lla.ra Reward tot an, o ol".i.rrh that cannot be cured by : .i..idnH.i knva known r . J. CMT Jor i lt li years, .nd belt. hi ieYlecUj honorable In ail business Rolina tloSoclelly able to carry out any ob- Illations muM i tne.r nruj. Wast ft TSBax. uo.rsi WlLDlNO, KIMNAMAMAHVIM ffllVcSr-nr.tataV.n Internally. dlrlctli uoon the blood nt mucous sur JSoM tn. wm. IrtfO Mo. Pjr " Sold by all uWfisu. Testimonials Im. HU Family Pill w th bwu PoMlblo Esp'.n.tloo. Wlft t tbe theater) I wonder ejrty thoM impudent people acroaa th lata took over here ao often? Hatband I aappoaa they are trying la aecertain why you look over there ae often, my dear. Mothers will n Wlnstow-s footMnf Syrup the beet remedy to dm ior their children uring the teething period. An Old Timer. Gray That wit a pretty good atory Parker told last night, wasn't itl Smith Yes: but it his shattered my belief In an old axiom. Gray To what one do yon refer? Smith To the one in which we are led te beliere that the good die young. CASTOR I A Tor Infant and Children. Tbi Kind You Hare Alwajs Bought Signature) of Please Your Hair Don't have t falling out with yourhair. It misto leave you! Then what? Better please it by giving it a Rood hair-food Ayer's Hair Vigor. The hair stops coming out, becomes soft and smooth, and all the deep, rich color of youth comes back to gray hair. t was tmnnteS rreatly with lnlrii(f until tn.HlYfr-t lUirSwor. It eoniplelely eure4 arr."'n- w hair In any ate 1 wleu." Mim sUdUia Coo. DUule. Vf. Vs. I AT by J. O. Artr Co., t.owoll, Ms. juso Bttanunwlurers or Thoee Dear Ulrle. Grace So Tom ia engaged to Ith.l, la hat Dora Tea. poor fellow! I suppose ke'll never know it now. r:,V.rr know what? Dora That he could hare had you for the asking. iwuiniiiTnimL KoSuor nervousness HIS arterSratdaT-aiasaofDr.Kluw'eUrealStTTa fcsatorar. Sn for Free triaJtKStlenatrtte. Dt. a. H. aUlne, LU.. Ml Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa. Undoubtedly. Green How a physician must suffer when convinced that his diagnosis of a case la wrong: Brown Yes; he would rather believe he is right and let the patient do the Buffering. Retort Courteous. ;. RMarieiah What! Your in months old and can't walk yet 1 could go it alone at the age ainnthl. w vnife Yes. and I notice yon have been going it alone ever since. baby Why of OBCOON PORTLAND ST. HELEN'S HALL A OIR1.H SCHOOL OF THK HIOHBST CLASOoorpiol techeTk loeaiinn. bulia Init equlpment-the twei. bend lor cat-aloiue. Term Opena September 1H.I904 MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS ruittt, HcbtMt rd uroflrwi momp rww mm tb mavk.H. ll Uort powr om Ut wttn two botm Wrli tor dwripuv cmta fVd prlCsM. - , - , , IteiERSON MACHINERY CO. Feet el Morrtsea Street HortUiMl, Or.r EDU CM Tl a A Ota this ot, rstarB to us wtth the names aad addrwws o younelf and two of your Mends, and the date when you will Krobably I enter a butlnni coiles. e will credit . . yoe with 5.00 on our .00 vrhoUu-thip. . Our school often ereptlonl advanuaes to - students ot Dusineu. isuvm.... ! Best Instsuctioh Iowcst Tuitio Willi Ot UIUOHI IS M'S Htl ' THE MULTNOMAH . BUSINESS INSTITUTE M. A. ALSIN, Pat. PORTLAND, OBt. oe atiTH av. ECONOMY Hot Air Pumping Engine iers URSAPAKJUJL MILS. CMtKRV PECTOSO. GOOD jSborttoriesi; v a, . .. a - A-hV-fc. h h lffci I CUMUut my tltfr, It U a secret I - ...la ..... I. t.-t tall I A Mario-Well. I'm Itatenlng.-La Frou- yvr to aj English eetate of. Frou. CauaJlan teacher fell belr Inat "Ifa a beautiful world!" exclaimed the caddie, mtliualastlcnlly. "Yea," sutd Mr. Rockefeller, looking apprecia tively alKitit; "1 don't know that I ever owned a better one." Life. Kllaou GaylorU'a wife tiseil to he awfully atout, and uow sJie la quit thin. What caused the chanae. I won der? Marlow Olvorle. This Isn't tlio same wife. Town and Country. Cholly 1 a any, guide; I tliluk we are following tlieae bear tracka lu the In the lawyer'a ottlca tha cUrka made btta aa to how she wouia ta.e h. One thought alie would cream, two were of opinion that ho woum uttrsi Into toara. two otliera fnvoreit hyster ica. Iter reply to tho messenger waa ll.Hnoortlnit: "I ahull flnian my monthly rHKrt, hear thoao spelling er ror, whip two hoya, ua oe at jour oftlce In forty minute." It waa Jennie' duty to read out during breakfast time nil the most In- tervatlinr Iteuia of the tiny. t'l Utonf Ing. after wading tluough Uio latest wrong direction. ..uiue u. uo. " ,ellKWUH, from ti,o front, she turuetl will aoon catch up with hltn. Wholly- .... of ,i10 (ll.r and aaltl: Comrortln. A few years ago when thy were operating cable cars up and tlowu a hill In one of the .ew r.iiginu.- cities, a middle-aged lauy. wuo uu never aeon thorn before, entered a car , ,v that )iitaliul only two other i.N.ile. acatitic herself as near uie c ductor as possible, and when he had .n....t.,i h.-r f:ire she siwke to mm nd said: "Is this car perfectly safe? "I hope so, madam," replied the cot) ductor. It. i -a rnn eror had aCCideUM OD his awful teen hill?" vii." rpniied the conductor, "tnere have only been a few small accidents nothing serious." 'Where would I go, she then in quired, "if this car should get anaj ud co sliding down tms steep um "Well, madam," said the conductor, it would all depend on how you have lled your past life." rmmueipuia Ledger. Not a VllliogVlctim. Th neat middle-Bg'Hl matron gated suspiciously at the disreputable-looking tramp who had knocked at her kitchen door. "What do jou waui. she asked. "Would ye mind givln' me a piece o pie. ma'am?" he said. I don t know about tnat. i ' say I like the looks of you." I know I ain't very preposessin , m 1. f .. ma am, hut it ami my muiu afford to dress any betti-r. I'm not speaking of your ciotues altouether. You don t look clean. I'm willin' to confess It, ma am. I guess I don't." And you don't look as it you r.-r combed your hair, or took any son ot care of yourself. Well, I reckon that s 'cause l live close to nature. If you do," she said, as she went after the pie, "I'll guarantee it mi nature's fault:" T-that'a what I m-meant Judge. Gasnard De Chugehng Pl-dld mou- Imir advertise for a chauffeur? Old Grlgsby I did, but you ain't the ono. I'm hoping the sou ot a gun win appiy who rau over me last week. I'uok. Are prices regulated by supply ind demand?" "Certainly," auswered tnc trust dictator; "by whatever supply we choose to have on hand and whatever ,ttfmmul we choose to make." ash- Ins ton Star. to another imire Herble, tt says here that atioiner oVtogeuarlan Is dent." "What a an octogenarian?" "W ell. I flon l quit" know what they are, but they must no verv sickly creatures. You never hear of them but they're dying." One dnr as a train from the East pulled up at a dinky little station of a moat depressing town in tue lever and ague district of Arkansaa, a pas senger, thrusting his head out or car window, demanded lu bitter tone He I presume you carry a memento f a (ujevtd looking t ltlsen who was nt a.m kind In that locket of yours? lemilnir as-nlnst the station door; "Tell She Precisely. It la a look of my hits bsud's hair. He But your husband Is .tin alive. She But his hair la all gone. Judge. Professor Chalkdown Now, what little boy will make up a sentence Il lustrating the meaning of the word trUmrlo'? I.lttle 8a mm y Well, If rnniba won't ketch 'em try angle worms. Judge. First duue Well, do you think Miss ng ruins. If I saw Van Gulllon Intends to-buy you? Sec- cheerful air, t know ond duke My dear boy, I don't know Some days I think she does; at other time t fear she Is merely shopping. Hartford Times. Tom Sow that your engagement Is broken are yon going to make Clarissa send back your letters? George You bet I am! I worked hard on those let- me. what no you cnu tine uum-up. Ireary, tiodforsaken placer "ihat ,. n.i .kA near enough, stranger, repucu i" unlive in a melancholy voice; "let It go at that" "t hnnced to be In Chicago," said gentleman at a dinner board to a com pany of fellow New Etiglaudera, "two or three dais after the great fire of 1871. As I walked among the sinok a man with be was a real dent of Chicago; If 1 saw a man with a long face, I knew thut he represent ed a Hartford Insurance company. Really, tho cheerful resignation with which the Chicago people endured tin losses of New liiigland did hotter to human nature.' A story Is told of John Flske whlc Crowded Out. There Is a contractor who most strenuously objects to the teamsters stead' In his employ leaving their wagons j year. rue. ters; they' worth using again!" De- illustrates bis frankness. One day hi trolt Free Press. Hostess Shall I help you to M cake. Tommy? Tommy No'm. Let me help nieself first Ma told me not tn hln nieself more'n onct You can hein me all vou please afterward. Philadelphia Ledger. . Dr. Jones My dear sir, I have Just heen to call on your wife's mother aud her condition la very serious. Smith Tell me the plain truth, doctor. Am I to fear for the best or hope for the worst? Town and Coutry. "Statistics show tlist more than five thousand people disappear every year i., tht. rmnntrv and are never nearj "Rut confound It they never happen to be the people we owe day hired a taster who was a .rhi..n Hecord-Herald. poor workman. The first shoi Uluur; w. - n nrinnanrl Rarrett Hamfatter has lust bouaht a farm. E. Forest Frost Does he know anything about farm ing? Grlnnand Barrett Lord, yes Whr he Dlayed in "The Old Home- and "War Down fcasf tor iinntipmleii outside eating houses. So when he came across a flaRint breach of Uiis regulation the other day bis angry passions rose. With dre In his eye he rnsneo into the eating house, aud found his em ploye placidly investigating the In terior mysteries of a chicken pie. What do you mean by It f ne Tt. .1 .. vn(, iativ'a tti v nnrspg encu. iiuw iuicj - --'the nme In the street: How came you w u ttr The startled teamster looked up, his mouth full of pie crust. 'Well, sir," he stammered, "there wasn't no room for them In here:" "Hello! Where are you walking in such a hurry?" "Fellow Just stole my auto and went down this) road." "But surely you don't expect to overtake him on foot?" "Sure. He forgot to tb the renalr kit with him." Phila delphia Ledger. "Well, Emily, did you have a goo! time at the masked ball?" "Oh! I had of my life. 1 bad got my husband to dress up a a knigtit in heavy armor, and he wasn't able to budge from one spot all night." Thegende Blatter, Pomps water for house and Irrigation. Dlaplaces wind mllla and gaaollne englnei. Burni gasoline, wood or coal. Ilea auto matic stop. Shipped on approval. Write (or catalogue! and prices. BEALL & CO. 321 Hawthorne Ave. Portland, Ore. THE A DR. C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO. Formerly located at 263 Alder St. for the paat t rears HAVE MOVED To tbe l.arue hrlck Building at the S. F. Corner of First and Morriaon blreeia. En trance No. It-A', First street. Successful Home Treatment DR. COKE WO l known throughout the United Slates, and la called the Great ('hi neae locior on account of bia wonderful eurri, win out the aid of a knife, without using potKOiia or drugs of anr kind. He treaia any and all dlacaaea wiih powerful Oriental Hoot., lierbe, Burt., Bark and Vegetables that are unknown to medical science In this country, and through Hie uaeol these harinie-s remedies, lie guar antees to cure i a arrh, Asthma, l.ung '1 rouble, Rheumatism, Nerrousness, Stom ach, Mver, Kidney, Female rteakneas and All Chronic lil.eascs. Call or write, enclosing 4 2 0. atainpi for mail log Book and Circular. Ad tress The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. Net. 162S rirat St., S. f. Cor. MorrUoa ritaJt awatioa tkit paper. Portland, Orego. r.Ku. N. J5-190S ritlnw to aMlrtlara plse I ipr m, r; . - 1 I m ' 'At wife bad to report to hi in that their son had beeu guilty of calling Mrs Jones, a neighbor, a fool, and Mr. Jones a much worse fool. I'rof. t'lske sent for the youngster, and when ho appeared In the Ilbrnry said to him sternly: "My son. Is It true that you said Mrs. Jones was a foolV" Hang luff his head, tlws boy replied: "Yes, father. I did." "And did you call M Jones worse fool?" "Yes, father, After a moment's reflection the fa mous historian said, slowly: "Well my son. thnt Is Just about tho distinc tion I should make." I'lttrlck (ileasoii, the well know shoe tnauufaetiir.ar of Hrockton, ono very poor workman, mo nrsi shop, u man took off his Inst was so hatliy lasted be did not dare put It on his rack for Inspection, but hid It under his lencb, Intending to mnke better Job of It during the uoon hour. The second shoe wns not much better, nut he thought It would pass, and started on the tinrtl. .Mr. utenson, coining along Just then, picked up the shoe that lay on the rack and examined It. Then, turning to tho laster, he said, angrily: "I'll bet you ten dollars you can't show me a shoe In thl factory as badly lasted as this," "I'll take you on that bot," said the laster, and, reaching down, he took the nrst snoe from under his bench and banded It to Mr. Glenson. Mr. fileasou pam, but the laster lost his Job. ,ood quality. J"t now It is oi inter because It Is used by th. Iu.slaa otllcari lu Manchuria. The tea com- m-vased by stiperu mouom ?Mw of which 1. afforded by tho splendid specimen of dunking on th. tablet ltaelf. Bwh has been the ...mloved that tho formerly .ft and yielding hM Mmni the appearance of a liara m. with dimcultjr be cut with knife. At . general rule, mallet or hammer U used to break off pteoe. very much , it th tab et were ot atu. ... enmliived Is alralght Buchong. which needs no cwsin btv .t..r has given it a slightly tta mul III no onn umi m in- " .1 .a la. aua.allltUlSl lllMal bly saccharine, so tui iv sugar than other teas. In flavor this .,..re.Hl ten can not be compared ...i.h th. nntiwral herb. It la much flatter In taste, but possesses tho ennui tlinulntlng properties, a pe- .a . ll,l,li la aiitltcieiii ior at Ul i.-.,.. aiertM ciin. M teapot i " ' ' ..... . ........ i. nr.il on the sary. Beaming " - nugget In a cup ami hi ti,n tea la ready. ...,tiiiir aaent whatever Is i.. .mnmreaalii high grade tens- not even sugared water nor aniu.1.1. heat. The little heat that U goner ...M In enmnreashm start tun tanuic acid In the leaves, whicn t an m. .u hestve WQUlml to hold the block to gether. A tablet thus compressed may be exposed to soaking rains with little danger of Injury. Aa general rule. however, compressed tea is K-y. worsted bags. The official Itusslan compressen ten Is not obtainable In Kurope outsiue ot nussln.-Sclentlflc American. odiTtrait OF MANKIND. . ... iimt Human Nature vr i-. Homethlna for nominal. Human nature may bo more pro ducUvely worked than a gold mine h you know a right method. General Manager t mpmnu Indianapolis and Kasteni Electric HhUwsv receutly HtillrtHl his knowl .1l. of human nature lu novel way. in. ,.,minv him a para, mo which It want.nl to plow up and pul verise thoroughly nt si.'.all cat. at the same time attracting somo tranV t the park. It therefore burled ' In gold coin In various parts of the park ami threw the place rpen to any pa tron of the street cars that wished to a,.. n...eii,inu iitv that none but "IS- l'' - . small hand Implement should be ue I The plan worked admirably. Tho car were thronged with amateur miners, aud by tho tune all the euln was found the entire stirf'0 of the park had liven loosened up il re dtieed to powder to an extent Hint lie landscape gardener ever saw e.uabl The street car company got Its back In fare nnd t the same time got Its park thoroughly plowed for nothing. Many will tenderly recall thn oi.i schil reatler story of the tljlittf father who called his sons to hi b.lst.t mil liif.iriiKtl thrm that, though lite o.d farm he was nt.tnit to leave litem wa worn out and had become unprtidtic tire, there was tmiietl somewiifr upon It a great treasure, and If they would persistently dig f-r It they would surely find rich reward. The sons digged and digged and it!g"d, turning the old farm upside down nud li-slde out, and, though they found no sign of the gold they expected, their harvest of grain becamo enormous and their reward was richer than they knew. Through some peculiarity In our construction we aro willing to work ten times as Imrd "to get somethlna for uothlng" as to earn It lu ordinary ways. Atlanta Journal. Twice as Good One Third the Cost riav la bargain day tn lb Wave Circle. Come In end get w quamted. K C will, help you cut down tht living ipns and make doctor' 1-llU thing of tht paat. Do you tealli that you can got tht best Jnd purest baking powder In tht world K BAKING C POWDER ,t one-thltd what youWt Pyl"g for anywhere near K C quality. A t, ..." Z- ...... it. Think of th saving! Can vou make money any tasler ? 0t : . th. orocer return tht ES Prt of Van If you'... not ..tlsfled. jill Grocirs ,,. ,k.uI f.-r tka Wautllal "Bj,.k ot Pmsssis,' OUHCOebJ I K till, JAQUtJ Mr-O. CO. - Unnori, I InnuU to Wnalilfmlon. HpeaVto the'Inau from "w.y down The principal of . high schm,, ,n Je Ka.t" or th. cowboy from the plslna. soy auddrnly urdered .11 ela.-e, to tout AtUHlc niy. .nd th ct." wmt.l. In lU. ud orlii.u. and whw I . 1. will tell you .. much about It teacher. . ...I pup la. n ......eme ! . r Jeraeyman who run. down to were gathervd .oge.her before bin., .a- "the beach" In an hour from hi. home dree.ed them on "t.eorg, Washington. . ,wn This Utl. sandy l.lsud off th. the r'.lber of -.r t'onu.ry," .ay, th, Wy exit h. becom. ou. of the New York I're... I,, tln.shlng his . ni-aaiir a-rotiiids: ctimlums ou the Immortal fiooig. be clly created solely to help people time kill said: "The boat of tienrg Washing, ton which stood upon the pedestal la i,.,i,i Ta.-hllni. tMiatlng the reception room Has iwen remove4 nd Balling for thoa. who r. fond of to ud water aporta; there .re golf lines. racetrack, and baseball grounds; ev ery form of diversion from th. ma chine wbleb tells your fortune, give your wel-ht, ml t'laya merry Jingle while doing ..v-all for . nickel the band concert, merry go round i "trip to the moon." Nightly th. Urge hotels .re celie of balla and r.rd partlea. Kvery hour of the day. from tbe time) one rises from the breakfast taut until ,n the dawn of the nest morning, some thing diverting can be found by th pleasure seek. r. In th. forenoon, be fore the evening dinner, .nd from nightfall to midnight. It I. "in. to b. on th. promenade. rrogrea tn Indian Terrlior Indian Terr herself. II ami placed upon the floor with Ha f- In the corner, I'litlt the rulprtl, h ever b or .he may be, t-oiur to (lie front and mnkea public runfe.alun of the misdemeanor, not inml will he permitted to leave Hit building: He member -there will be no thor pun lahmetit illilH..ed th.lt the open and public confeeslon!" rieiisstloiit Teacher glanced at teachere, pupils fidgeted .round In if. fright, the principal looked anleiun .ad fiii.ttrr.l. If th.t old pin had dropped, every un wuiild ha v. heard It. Then the Janitor r and stepped forward, to break tbe awful silence. "I'm afraid ll'a iib to nt. sir," be aald. "The roof waa I m kin' mighty bad. an' th. boost of Mtafrr Waahlu'tott were In the drip, an' I thought proper to move It to keep errltory I. iglimlu to And '" fr" "'i,l'n' ,t; 1 M er trade which ha, slway. ".aocU by t.in.l.,' h a face to the wall. beeu large mid profitable. ha stiddeu. sir ly become prKe to In. striven for, end ATTACK ON VICIOUS BOOK8, Kind lady Oh, what a naughty lit- The PennaytTanltt liar Troahy Liter tie boy you have! Doesn't he know It's CLEMENTINA GONZALES, OF CENTRAL AMERICA, RESTORED TO HEALTH. PE-RU-NA THE REMEDY Miss Clementina Gonzales, Hotel Provincia, Guatemala, C. A ., in a re cent letter from 247 Cleveland Ave., Chicago, 111., writes: "I took Peruna for a worn-out condition. I was so run down that I could not sleep at night, had no appetite and felt tired in the morning. "I tried many tonics, but Peruna was the only thing which helped me in the least. After I had Uken but half a bottle I felt much better. I continued its use for three and I was completely restored to health, end was able to take up my studies which I had been forced to drop. There is nothing better than Peruna to build up the system." Clementina G onales. Address The Peruna Medicine Co., of Columbus, Ohio, for instructive fret wrong to bit hi mother with that big stick? Proud mother Ochi don't blame me cholld, ma'am. He's only do ing whst be sees bl fnther do, bless blm. IMck-Me-lp. Little Clarence raw-uh! Mr. Cal- lin.rgWell. my son? Mttle Clarence Paw, when n doctor Is slcg ami cans In another doctor to doctor blm, Is the doctor doctored the way he wants to be doctored, or does the doctor doctor blm Just ss be thinks be ought to be doc tored? ruck, tjueTbere's an awfully funny Joke I beard today about an Irishman In an automobile. He Yes. deur; I heard tt gi,e Oh, you mean thing! I wanted to tell It to you. It was so funny. He Go ahead, dear, it will be .n funnier the way you tell It Philadelphia Press. "ivhnt is the difference between a nractlcal and a theoretical farmer?" "A theoretical farmer," answered Partner Corntossel, "Is one that lusls'a or tryln' to make a llvln' off tne rarm an' the practical one J;' faces the In- evitnbla an' turns the place over to summer boarders." Washington Star. Politeness of Irish Peasantry A friend sends me tbe following de lightful bit, cut from some puper: "It Is well known that the insn peasant (no doubt from a sense of politeness), will seldom disagree with a tourist, but likes to give an answer which he thinks will be agreeable to the ques tioner. Last summer a gentleman from Liverpool, while out for a sail on Car- llngford Lough, was caught In a gale. Knowing the danger, Pat made for the shore. 'Why are you going In, said the visitor; 'there's not much wind? 'No,' replied the boatman, 'but, sure, what there Is av It Is mighty power ful.' An angler tells bow, when In j ties t of fish, he asked a small bare legged boy If there were any llsh In a certain river. 'There Is, yer honor.' 'What sort of fish?' 'There do be trouts and eels, yer honor.' 'Any salmon? 'Tbem do be an odd one.' 'Any ther mometers? 'Them does bo there, too, yer honor; but they comes up lather In the season.' " u. u. aiarston, in r lsh Ing Gazette, There In tore ftom Libraries). Tbe action of the Pennsylvania Rail road Company prohibiting the sale of lurid novels and detective stories on its trains will be heartily approved by the public as being a step In the way of true reform. Cheap stuff that we call literature Is turned out by the) wholesale, says the Toledo Blade, Years ago, when the dime novel flrst made Its appearance, the authorities undertook to put a ban on Its sale, ami did accomplish much In this direction. The yellow back waa Hereupon dis carded and was succeeded by more pretentious publications, clothed In bet ter Isnguage, but every bit as vicious In Influence. The popular appetite wits so strong thnt It overruled all protests and the circulation has grown apace. How to check the current has long been a problem for the moralists. Min isters have thundered their denuncia tion from the pulpits. Social purity leagues and other organizations seek ing to elevate the human mind, have waged Incessant warfare, and yet Ut ile progress has been made. The great newspapers have deprecated the ten dency and have pointed out the dan ger ahead, but their advice has appar ently accomplished little In the way of reform. , Hut tho Pennsylvania Is applying a practical remedy, nnd If It enforces the new rule It will have accomplished a great good. It Is hoped that other rail roads will follow Its example and that the movement Just begun will spread to every book shop lu the country. Hut to accomplish this there must be n nubile awakening. The demand for trashy literature must he killed. Par ents must guard their children against Its' pernicious Influence and keep the stuff out of their homes, llottteset-ker. not waiting for the gov eminent to act on Statehood or other permanent form of civil organisation, are pouring Into a land which seems to l especially favored lu the gifts thnt make for ii.-iefnl agrlcttlttite, Al ready, even while the people are f:i lng . annoying restrictions and c.miplii'rtted ; problems of tatiU"ii, litoncy la free, de. j vrlopmetit Is almost magic In It rapid j Ity, and the ftidire appears to be sure j - St. I.tils Hi puWIc. An Kay Task. Nettdoor That new m of yjurs is certainly a handsome Women. .Neighbors Vou bet she It. Why. all she has tn do Is smile at the polaloee ud they are maatml. The principal, matt of latent nine brains, tapped the tx!l anj dismissed the scboul without further questioning. Mtren.e. Indeed. telle- l you bvll.t la secoul Igbt, my denr? -".va Sometimes, llrlle -Speaking from eiperlence? Ka -V . 1 have often told Jack thnt be needed a shaie when It was too dark to swt his face, Ml. Waa Prepared. Il.i.l.stid -1 tw l ! n 1'' ttirit lo stm-ks l. .lay. sn.l yuu rati tio g.-t tint lie t ' fin bate wanted If ao !)iif. W.fe--Oh. I'm aa g'.ad. lUrs is tl. hill f.r It. my dr. MALARIA into the Syst Must Have llally Ktimtk. "Of all the habits, tho ono that sticks closest to a fellow la the elec tricity habit." said a young doctor. "The drink habit and the cocnlne habit aro mere summer fancies com pared with It But there Is one thing to lie sit Id lu Its favor: It Is usually beneficial. Th electricity habit Is con tracted Just like any other habit. A few currents are administered during an Illness, they strengthen ami stim ulate, and the first thing the patient knows he flutist the tonic Indispensa ble. Even after he gets well he craves the treatment. "I know one young woman who makes a fair living by calling at the homes of electricity victims and dos ing tiioin with a few shocks front a galvanic battery. Most slave to the habit have their own batteries, but they are afraid to apply the treatment to themselves. That Is practically s groundless fear, for there Isn't one chance In a thousand of a person giv ing himself an overdose HIIII, they prefer un experienced hit ml to manago the current. "Not all the electricity fiend are Invalids, by any means. Many of them are now as well ss they ever were, yet thoy have lie-come so addict ed to the habit that they reipilre the weekly, semi-weekly or possibly dally electric thrills to tone them uo." New York Post. APoisonBfcatki em The air arising from low. marshv tdace. damn trllar. tUenant fxmdl and pools and from decaying- vc-Retalle matter, a well as the rc tram ewers, ia loaded with germ of malarial poison. The water wc drink, that lia.1 not been properly (iltrrtxl ami purilitd, is nUo lull ot these genus snd microbes, ami as we daily . breathe and drink millions of "WW "la "if KM 0it TEAM, these into the system, to Ixt Pr several years I suffered with Chills and absorbed by the blood, the I'cver, raueed by MlrU In my irvateni. and cB entire body begins to feci the " " , . u a a . .ir-Ma l tu i.n Ti, l lually my pbvslcisn prrsrrthed 8. S. 8. H ellccts of the poison. The LJ,. i i..J nvr, u t,uMtd sine most common lorra ol Ma- .... i....... e. . i.-ai- t-- smKim. laru is "clu la ami fevrr." J ' TEA IN THE TABLOID FORM. always remains a usnlcio:i the mind of the most devoted wife would be preferred, of course, but Good Quality of It Uaed r Hnaslun Ofllccr In Manchuria, Compressed tea Is common enough In Siberia, but so far as I know, an unknown commodity In this country. It Is an ordinary black ten, which Is very widely used by the Hurlats of the truns Baikal region, by whom tho herb thus prepared Is drunk, flavored with salt and sour cream, sugar It that perhaps she could have done bet ter. A woman gossip is bad enough, bul la either unuttaiiiaiiio or too nign nrtced. costing, as It does, from 75 cents to $1 a pound. Tht compressed tea I of a vary but when the blood ia thoroughly saturated with the poison it becomrsso weak and polluted that utwressc. cathtinclf, tails, sore, ulcer nnd other skin diseases result. Malaria also ailn-ta the liver, kidneys, bowcU and stomach, producing a chronic state of bitiuunttrft that often tcsutts in jautl' dice or some malignant fever. In cac tf M tl.tri.i the blood must be purl ficd before the body can regain its natural health. S. S. S. contains purify ing and tonic properties nossesaed by no other blood medicine, nnd i tin ideal remedy lor the treatment ol Malaria. troys the germs of the disease nnd build op tht weakened, polluted circulation. It enter Into t!t blood and force out evc-ry particle of poison and waste matter ami n,l,!a atrrm'th and activity to it S. S. S. Improve the apH-titc and digestion, tones up the entire ystcra bf Us alterative ami purifying action, and Malaria, with all ila had effect, ia permanently driven from the system. Book on the blood and any medical Qdvkc, without charge THE S WIfT SPEC If 10 CO., ATLANTA, CAs w saaR ,. PRUSSIAN LICE KILLER kill LICE on Poultry. tt:ireT.!"! bill the lire. N"r Mils. Hold fcr dealers. ao and li.w pe' CLIANCD OUT ALLTMa UCI AND MITt. , atl llln.!., ,.( . i..l..... 4l'i, . "I ' ,",nm -,i ii it,. ...,h), n,r-',.. -t..,..i i,i. .m,u. ""',r'Vrsm. Una auil sillw Hrl-.ra . Mm XHill.t himm .a all'a "Ilk 1 use ass. JUT TMi THING WOn LICg 01 H00. w J n M.l .,"".1 M...,.ii,.lrulai.lJ..SW'"i"Ml,U'" on i,'r. ami la nta niii MMiKcai. gaaal POMIIAMO rrU CO., I'aa-IUaat, Or .(an, toaa Aaeists Htory of Adnlpli and Anna. Adolf, an Austrian artisan, adore 1 Anna, an aristocrat. And Anna adored Adolf. Another aristocrat, Alfred, an ambassador, adored Anna. Anna abhorred Alfrud. Alfred n(. dressed Anna, ndmlfllng admiration. Anna assumed amazement. Alfred ab jured Anna. Anna admonished Al fred. Alfred adopted aggressiveness. Alfred's audacity alarmed Anna. Al fred attempted abducting Anna. An na, afraid and agitated, ncijunliited Adolf. Adolf accused Alfred. Al fred, angered, nbused Adolf awfully. Adolf answered Alfred. Alfrod at tacked Adolf. Anna, aghast, aided Adolf. Adolf and Anna almost annl bllntod Alfred. Alfred abdicated ab solutely. Anna accepted Adolf. Adolf and Anna abruptly absconded and 11 bit ud on t;d Austria altogether, arriv ing at Antwerp, and always abiding auroau Btterwara. Town Topics. Tiny Parma In Japan. Pmall farms aro the rule In Jamm and every foot of land is put to usn. Uio farmer who has moro than ten acres Is considered a monopolist. Borno men do well by doing their uesi menus. Why Hoosier Drills : Perfect Sowers A Perfect Drill is impossible, without a feeding device that will sow lh. grain evenly under all conditions. The ordinary gravity feed aows by weight Th. greater pr.tture on lbs faed opening when going up W makee It aow more than when coming down, when this pressure Is movedi the same on aide hills. NOT SO flN THE HOOSIER. It ' Perfect Force Foedj sows by measure, conaequently alwaye aows the aamej and presaura doea not affect It. F.nlareement In th. F.d Cup just where the Feed Roll t.h.a I...I.I ..I .k. ...A nr.v.nla cracking- Writ, for "Th. F.edini of th. Sa.d in bout it llooaier Drilla." Th.t tII MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVER CO. first and Taylor Streets PORTLAND, 0REGN ITOHKM writ IT aaMBUoai wis patpwa-. . literaturt on catarrh. a man gossip 1 the limit