Buy Hair
at Auction?
At ny rate, you seem to be
getting rid of it on auction-sale
principles: "going, going,
g-o-n-el" Stop the auction
with Ayer's Hair Vigor. It
checksfallinghair.and always
restores color to gray hair. A
splendid dressing also. Sold
for over sixty years.
M J klT OatM ! M lort'T I MWty iMl
11. I had koanl ""irk T,rt. H'I
vurot lUiouiihl I would fl It trial. I did
an "an II cm.plWlJ oppd th. Illl.. mJ
m.d my ltr ro ntj raBldly." Hill H.
ViaLD, NorthdcUl, Hut,
i by J. 0. Ayr Co.. Low.li, lu
Alaa
MiMiin of
SUSArABLUL
was.
chkit pecrotAU
!
GOOD, - J
;i Short Q. lories i
fjid h i .k j h h f 1 1
In Chicago. Mat Melba received
characterise letter from an American
I supports of the Intervening torli r
golden and the finished chandeliers are
von tine.
In the first torv I the tapestry
rvom. The hoiu reaelw lip two stories
and Is suhorblv decorated ly lieay
eurvinir mid mituttim tvv .Vessel. This
room Is seen to best advantage by day.
when th light falls through the mom-
me
SST
ej' '
er-of-nearl Klass windows upou
ltaiiun walnut of the room, on me .wwwww
.!.,... inwrtMl between the marble I Friend Is the duke IC. C. D.t Ft'
achnnlhor "flense send long ticket .,,,,,,,,..,. .i,., ,i,1n,..t.,y elided celt-thar-ln-law Dunno: I found hlui C
. -i-L.ltMMi.1 "Trtf I r . . ..... I . . . ..
tor your concert to-uigui. --- in The rest or tne nuinniig is o, u. rw or aiau.
I have heard you on the gramophone. lu),wortl), foP lt, artistic features, all 8h Look, dear! Papa'e check will
and want to know If you can really get . m M simply treated. How- f wedding trip. Tb Duk
In all those trills' Doy i ver, throughout the whole structure But wUtt ar, w j0 00 after-
one Is always coming upou little o''- ward t Life.
care effects, leaded glass work with . ... h WM uimulrrled,
fruit and flower decorations. ham- . ,, .. .ht she la a divorcee."
mered metal work and Inlaying. A -Well, lin't a divorcee unmarried"
wealth of art has been exuenueu Houston Post
grlllwork. balustrades or .ia.r.y., . ,u ,h dvorcil
coverings Mr .team radiator, ana ,.... ..No. hli ..-vers did all that
man owier iiiumr h'."
A Balanced Accowat.
"A fair exchange is no robbery." So
the textbook have taught us. and
now another Instance, quoted by the
New York Tribune, arises to Illustrate
the proverb anew. An American, well
known for hi. wealth, receives Innu
merable letter, asking aim to sub
scribe to charitiea, and often, when
the credentials of the project seem du
bious, he ha. to refuse.
Not long ago he had a letter from
London, signed by an unfamiliar
nam. "Knowing a. 1 do jour gener
osity." the stranger wrote. "I have put
you down for a two-hundred-dollar sub
scription to our miners' widows' fund.
Christmas Is approaching, and we pro
pose to give a fowl and a Christmas
pudding to each miner' widow, on
Christmas eve."
The millionaire replied: "Though I
know nothing of you or your fund. I
respond gladly to the call you make
upon me. I, too. am Interested In a
charity similar to your.. It U an
American charity, and since It stands
In need of funds for a Christmas treat
I bave not hesitated to put you down
for a aubscrlpt'wn of two hundred dol
Urs. Thus no money need pass be
tween us."
The Effect Wa Lasting.
Dentist Thst confounded tramp per
suaded ni to give him laughing gas and
extract four teeth.
Friend Well? '
Dentist Well, when I told him that
that would cost him four dollars he gave
me ths merry ha-ha. Soiuervill Jour-
aL
Choklns Hint Off.
"Speaking of trusts," bejan the
seedy Individual with a three days'
irron-rti of stubble on his chin, as he
leaned up against the bar. "I "
"Never mind the trusts." interrupt
ed the man behind .the white apron.
"We do a strictly cash business here.
Beer
Fully OuahO d.
The Merchant So you are looking for
a job. eh? What kind of work can you
The Applicant I har.lly know. sir. My
last employment was that of instructor
in a boxiHK school.
The Merchant Oh, I can nse yon, all
right. Come around in the morning ready
for work. I m going to mail a lot ol cir
eolars. and von can lick the stamna.
Dear Frlenda.
K.iiiiriut did von sax when he
sroDosed last evening?
Rrtha How do yon know he pro-
nosed?
vlli Ton were so !sd to see me,
von know. Yon felt so good you wanted
me to feel bad. Boston Trsnscript.
free passes
in certain home where the .fork
recently visited there Is a six-year-old
son of Inquiring mind When he was
first taken In to see the new arrival
he exclaimed: "Oh, mamma It hasnt
any teeth! Oh, mamma. It hasn t
any halrP Then, clasping -Is hand.
In despair, he cried: "Somebody has
done us! It's an old baby"
Two Htle girls became Involved In
a quarrel the other day. which cul
minated In Physical violence One of
the mothers took her little daughter to
t..k verv severely Wishing to em
phasise the enormity of ber offense,
the mother raid: "It's the devil who
tells you to do such naughty thing.
The llttte girl replied between sobs:
He imv have told me to pull ner nair,
h.. i h.Mi.-ht r nii-kins ner in u
shins all by myself."
An Ensllshman had occasion for a
doctor while staying In Teklu. "Sing
rw irVatest doctor." said his servaui
be savee my lifee once. neaiij i
queried the Englishman. ies. me
telllble awful," was the repiy;
callee In another doctor. U glvee me
medicine; me velly, velly bad. Me
callee In another doctor. He com ana
give me more medldn, mak me vlly,
velly badder. Me callee in eing imv.
He no com. He savee my life."
In the suburb, of Baltimore there
I. an ancient glue factory tnai i um
IS BEST RUSSIAN DANCER
for him. He .Imply paid the bills.
Yonkers Herald.
8h No. I can never marry you.
All our family la opposed to you. He
But If you are not She I saw
oods the surrounding .ceuery with an TlluUhlng of rive professional dan- ture? Th Man (with Infinite rellefv-
a.1,,. .miimi and far from sweet. A
street railway line runs past the Duua
lng, and oue day last summer, wuen
the place was indulging In a wild out
burst of inglorious incense, an open car
passed, in one of the seats or wniun
snt an Irish laborer and a middle-aged
ladv. The Irishman's features ex
pressed unutterable things and the lady entered for the contest, first devoted flT, hundred dollara a year?" "Ob,
SADIE BOBIXSOX.
Pretty Girl Suffered From Nervousness
and Pelvic Catarrh Found Quick
F " i',
,i - " J
- l
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, ' " & '
NEKVOUSNESS AtiU
WEAKNESS CURED
BY PE-RU-NA
Oeors lwhkoir Holds th Record for
Knduraiic.
George IVschkoff, who, with com- all our family. Rx.
pany of four Husslan women, gives an Rue How do you Ilk my new
exhibition thl. week of th dances of I coat? Th Friend Do you want an
that nation, says the Kansas City Jour- honest opinion? She Of cours not
nal, claims to have the best developed Fllegend Blaetter.
legs lu the world. For twenty year r BJones How wonderfully Mrs
he has devoted hours each day to ma.- ROUnson carries ber age. Mrs
terlng the various Russian dance. Bsmlth (sweetly! Yes. considering
Many of the stunts he performs require how much ther Is of It. Ex.
not only superhuman strengtn in tue ,.h wuator .. wrot, English
nether limbs, but considerable skin as blt nsnilnatlon paper,
well, and he declares that he worked - tnna eerie lion running 'round
five year, ou a single one uci Uk. of earth." Ex,
felt proficient lu It.
All this shows In the wonderful mus
cular development of hie legs, where
little muscles, unheard of ouulde of a
medical dictionary, stand out with the
prominence of biceps. The women also
are most proficient In the various
dances and bave been tralued in them
for year.
One of the feats to which reschkotr
points with considerable pride I. the
"You don't agre then that "seeing Is
hollaring?" "Not much! I see Mine
people very day that I never could
bllr." Philadelphia Lodger.
Clementine Arabella, would you
run after a man? Arabella lea.
would: If a man's worth having he li
worth running after. Brooklyn Life.
Th Woman (looking at a hideous
SDeclmem Oh. what a dreadful crea
cers at tourney held lu ran sev- -n yuu ii. iw. -
...
oral ream aco. This waa the big event 1
among performers of various kinds I'ompous waiter tiave you omtr
who claim Russia a the land or their ed, miss? Timid Little uin ii"
nativity. Rivalry Is keen among the her Ont meal at a restaurant) N-no.
Russian daucers. and tbey determined sir; but I'v requested. Chicago Trlb-
on a trial or tneir sum, sirengiu aim uu.
endurance. The dancers, of whom six I . "Can a man marry comfortably on
sniffed diligently at a bottle of smelling
salts. The car tame to a .top. tbe glue
rioted worse than ever, and tb son or
Erin could stand it no longer. Ex
cuse me. mum," be said, humbly, as he
doffed his hat, "but might I ask ye to
put the stopper In that there bottler
Judxe Spencer R. Atkinson, former
Justice of the Supreme Court, tens tnat
early in his career he took a case for
a Southern client The amount in
volved being less than $100, the trial
came off in a Justice's court. The Jury
disagreed, .0 a new on waa called.
with th same result Thl. went on
until .even Juries had disagreed. Then,
Just before the eighth trial, Mr. At
kinson received the following note
from the lustlce of the peace: "I write
this to let you know the case of Beck
ham agin Lyles cannot b tried no
more In this court. You hav used up
all the Jurle In the district, and lt
won't be ioss!ble to get no more Jurle
until some grows np, or some new
folks move. In. I have wrote tbe same
five minutes each to the various Rus
sian dances. Peschkoff won this on
points. But the real test was the
toherkess, the hardest, most Intricate
and exhausting of any of the dances.
The dancers had each taken a half
yes. But he can't stay married cum
forUblv on any uch .urn." Cleve
land Leader.
SUmson Willie, they tll m you
hav th reputation of being the worst
boy la school. Willie Yes, father, and
hour to recuperate, and came to the 1 j c, ,,n ,oa j didn't get It without
stag fresh from .newer oauis. i est-u- , struggle. Life.
kotf let th others be the pacemakers r.rw.Wbit la It little lrl? Mttl
Th dance consists of sitting on tll cirl Mamma sent me for a lamp
toes with one leg lengthened to the chlmny. and she ay sh hope
front and cnanging posiuou aa rnymij
as possible. It was three-quarter, of
an hour before the first of the aix gave
ud and retired to watch the other..
One after another the other, dropped
oue until only Peschkoff and on other
huge specimen of the steppes were left
on th (tage.
Peschkoff himself was somewhat
winded, but be determined to win.
for to be acclaimed the greatest Rus
sian dancer to bim meant more than
being President to an American-born
youth. He won, but the other did not
give up until be was so exhausted mat
It
111 be as strong as that last butter
you ent n. Plck-Me-lp.
Mamma Here's th man for that
clock to b repaired. Get lt for him,
Tommy Where 1 lt? Mamma Up
stairs, of course. Tommy Oh!
thought lt had run down. Ex..
Wigwag Why do you Insist upon
earrvlna rour shirt bom from th
lanndrr instead of having; lt sent
Harduppe So that folks will kno
that I hav two. Philadelphia uec-
ord.
Bllitirina DUt great deal
' "Yes," a
. i.. .1.. ,.,!.! n the urcsstlc Drson; ne woraa n-u
vc . - -- . .1. K. 1...- 1.1. .nrV
notice to the other side." As no notice blood spurted from his nostnu. rescn- " " "I.
has yet been received that a
that occasion and bold, lt above all
I other of hla possessions.
in has crown ud. tbe case la still
unsettled.
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Physicians Recommend Castoria
iASTOMA has mot with pronouncod faw on thy part of physicians, phormi.
G rtiXlTand modioli authorities. It Is usod by physicians with
JJTti nso of Castoria Is unquestionably the
TOuta most grating. that lt is harmless:
rt&aH, nobody SavsVtLS alns and ouiots the nerves, but assknl
ate ftff d "3. 1 I ogreoabloW perfect substitute for Castor OiL
IH lb Ju oly safe. It does not contain any Opium, Morphine, or other nareotio
and doornot LTofy. It Is unlike Soothing Syrups, Batoman's Drops, Oodfre,',
Jr aZ J, Thl. Is. a coed deal for a Mod cal Journal to say. Our duty, how-vtuxp-
nd record the means of advancing alth Ihe day
poisoning Innocent children through greed i or 1 h
knowlodco, Uastoria 13 a rouiouv mw r - -j
our inowu8, - - . . m roador8 m enUUod to
tho information. iaW' Journal ofllealih.
tetters from Pronlant Physicians Addrassed to CMrtit n. Relchcr.
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GENUINK CASTORIA ALWAYS
tb Signature of
The Kind You Have Always Bought
In Us For Over 30 Years.
TBI a.a.aoa h.mii, tt w.
Miss Sadie Eoblnson, 4 Rand street,
Maiden, Mass., writes:
"Peruna waa recommended to me
about a year ago as an excellent remedy
for the troubles peculiar to oar sex,
and as I found that all that was said ol
this medicine waa true, I am pleased to
endorse it.
"I began to use it about seven months
go for weakness and nervousness, caused
from overwork and sleeplessness, and
found that in a few day. I began to grow
atrong, my appetite increased and I began
to sleep better, consequently my nervous,
new passed away and the weakness in the
pelvic organs soon disappdared anp I hav
ha... wll and atrona- ever since."
Address Dr. 6. Jl. Hartman, Presi
dent of the Hartman Sanitarium, Co
lumbus, 0., for fre medical advice,
All correspondence strictly confidential,
tg ! Cuuak Sirup, aaua Uood. yaa
f J In lima. Suld br dnuraUU. tzl -
Anlndid New Btrncture la Marvel ot
Beauty Inalda ana usi.
Deutsche Kunst und DekoraOon ha.
an Interesting arucie oj ur. inu
Wolff on the great Werthelm atore of
Berlin, which represent. new depar
tur in both art and the department
store line. Th new store I situated
In one of the busiest portion of tbe
German capital, on tb Lelpxlger
strasse, at the Lelpziger plate, soys
the San Francisco Chronicle. It la sur
rounded by stately structure, all of
which are separated from tbe street
by grass plat and row of trees, and
In designing the building it was neces
sary to conform to lu neighbors in
height and in general appearance.
The boilding Is four stories high and
present, a very effective architectural
appearance, being liberally provided
with pillars, .tataes, etc. ir one goes
a little to the !de, the whole surface
of tbe building seems solid stone. Tbe
read might seem heavy were lt not
for the wealth of carving pillar..
arches, etc. with which the architect
has enriched every portion of lt The
decoration of tbe arcade 1. an Impor
tant addition to the public art of Ber
lin, and the writer expresses the" belief
that portions of the Werthelm arcade
are as dear now to the people or Ber
lin ss this or that detail of certain
building, to citizen, of other cities.
The carving with which tbe exterior
of the building is enriched 1. only
slightly in relief; the figures appear
everywhere skimming over the stone
and enlivening the surface witn mani
fold movements. Then above tb ar
cade comes the stately row of columns.
th whole crowned by a dark, broad
roof.
Artistic tendencies are evident In tbe
Interior of the building, softening tbe
harshness of constructive necessities.
All of the rooms are neutral In treat
ment, except two great ball, known a.
the "great court" and tbe "tapestry
room." According to lit. Wolff, by
concentrating everything In these two
portion, of tbe building "the effect ob
tained 1. ten time. a. impressive a.
would be the case if the whole build
lng were elaborately treated. In thl
latter case the rooms would neutralize
each other. As it Is, however, every
thing In the building gradually lead,
up to tbe great halls as the center of
the harmonious whole."
Th court, which Is reached directly
from th arcade, 1. lighted from above,
and 1. surrounded by marble pillars,
ut)on which, as a frame, th architect
has constructed a complicated series of
detail which In nowise injur tb gen
ral effect. All of the different .tories
of tb building open on thl court,
which Is th converging point of th
whole building. Dull gray, red and
whit marble hav been used for tb
broad work of th wall, and pillar,
whll tb Inlaying Is In black and
whit and variegated marble. Tb
French Nobleman May Tnra Ont New
Brad of Btecplcchaas Animal.
No longer la tbe steer to b regard
ed merely as so much potential roaat TrtMerlpt
cumbersome vehicles, says tb Farla
correspondent of tb Kansas City
Bur. Ingenious Gallic sportsmen
hav discovered a new mission and a
new dignity for him. He la to be
ridden like a horse and to participate
In racing, steeplechaslng and fox
bunting.
beast, heretofore credited with a bund
ance of Innate "eussedneas," but lit
tle Intelligence, Is capable of all these
things when properly trained. Hev
eral race bave been organized to test
their capacities, with result, that am
ply Justify the experiment, now nrnk-
minutes and then tblnka about It for
an hour and a quarter." ashlngton
Bur.
Katie Tell m, Edith, what did you
say wbea Charley proposed T Edltb
Ut Ob, tbr was no occaslou for
me to say anything. Charley bad said
all that waa necessary. Boston
Church-worker Would you assist
us, good sir, to sena a missionary io
th cannibals? Mr. Gotrox Not much
I'm a vegetarian but I'll assist you
to send them some easily digested ce
real 1 Puck.
"Haven't yoo any ambition to work
Tbe, hav proved that thl. lu.
youth; "If I wer to work what would
bar been th us of father working?
Washington Star.
W can't hsve everything tn- thl.
life," .aid the philosopher. ".o," an
swered Duatln Btax; "the Ideal but
in. . ,i,a tVonr-hinen concerned imnos.lD corooinauou is a uuunm
have taken the matter up seriously. lire menu witn a u.-uuu f"".
Most successful In developing their Waahlngton Star,
latent capacities Is a French noble- "1 reckon Bill must have ueen cut
man. who In sporting circles Is known ant for on o' tbea geniuses that
as "Le Baron Cb. C." His favorite write, for th magazine.," .aid th
mount b an ox that can assume vrl- old Georgia farmer, because n can i
.... .... 1 ... u ..V. .n I, m a. r. hla kal.
oiis iralts. KUIlon swirtiy over nai mane cau "
and leap nimbly over obstacle. It cut, and would rutner waicn a star
obeys the rein or the rowel as readily than dig a well!" Atlanta t-onstltu
aa a horse. The bridle and saddle Hon,
used wltb these riding steer, are aim- "Suppose," said be, feeling bis way,
liar In general design to those used "your father should ask me what my
with horses, but the bit Is exception-1 expectations are in tins oirec-
ally powerful. For obvious reasons it tion. What ahall I ay l upeak tue
bas been found desirable to atDx rub- truth," replied tne sweex gin; uni
ber nada to the ends of tbelr long him you don't know." Philadelphia
horns. In one reptt the steer is Ledger.
possessed of agility superior to tnat "Ah," said Mrs. Oldcastle; "so
of a borse. lie can tuia sharp at right yoara reading Mrs. Blnkletou's new
angles when going at full speed. story? Don't you thluk ber style Is
In a scuilwlld state on tn west- .imot too Idiomatic?" "I hadn't no
ern plains tbe steer i capable of a tlced It," replied ber hostess, "but I
good turn of speed, ai d at round up wouldn't be surprised If It was. You
often leads cowboys mounted on fleet I know lt run. In tbelr family. Kb
ponies a long chase. How far tbl. had a nlc that was only half-wit-
THE LESSON OF 1612,
Need or Fled I'oarful Knonak ta
1'reveat Caaat lllutkadt-a.
In reading a criticism In today's
Times of "lllstiirlan Itnosrvelt's" re
mark concerning the soldiers of 1813
It struck me that you uilisbt well hav
taken exception also to hla comments
on the navul situation In that war,
says a writer In the New York Times.
Ills protest Bitalnst our unfortunate
ustom of tenctilng Inaccurate Hla
tory and his plea to have us liii ac-
uowlcdce past humiliations and draw
profitable leaxons from them la most
commendable. In tho same si-errli.
however, the President 1. reported to
ave said that "wo won on la sea"
In 1M2 because of our previous prepa
ration for naval war.
la not lliut an exumple of exactly
what wo are warned against? It I
true that In duels between light armed
ililps viz., frigates our navy cover-
l Itself with glory, but these coin
at bad little effect beyond showing
bat our nuvy bad no superior where
orces were eUul. The really dedal
feature of the naval war was thai
KiiKlaud. by reason of the lack of
fighting units 1. e., "Hhlp of the
line" In our nary, was abl to block
ado our coast, to "bottle up" practical
ly all the ships of our small navy, tn
bring our criinmerce to a standstill ami
to direct as she pleased raids sIoiik
our seacoast, such as that on Wash
Ington.
Tbe only naval victories that bad
decisive results wer tlioe on Lakes
Erie and ('Iniiiipluln, where the fleets
on each side were Improvised. On tho
sea, where the real naval stretiKlh was
tested, we were overwhelmed no lesi
than on the lutiil, IIiuiikIi the afore
in Id preparations did prevent the dls
graceful features of til land warfare,
which were due mainly to our lack of
regular troops. The truly Important
lesson to be drawn from the naval
war Is the necessity of a powerful fleet
of fighting ships, whl.-li ran prevent
the command of our seacoast by an
I'neiny.
Tbe speech of the President Is In r
freiiblng contrast to the sprend eagli-
oratory bubltiiiil to our Congressmen
but hi! does not avoid the pllfii
against which lie warns us and full
to draw from the war of 1M12 what U
perhaps Its most salutary lesson.
may be Improved by Jndicloue breed
ing remain, to be seen. The borne In
It present state Is tlie result or cen
turies of evolution directed by numan
ngencle. It Is quite possible, rrencn
az-ientlats declare, that tne ox is ca-
ted." Chicago Record Herald.
"Jabet," growled old man Ilardfyst
"what In tarnation are you carry In
tbet thermometer outdoors an' buck
so often fer?" "Jest want to see tb
difference In tbe temperature, pa," ex
pable of similar development and Im- plamei jaoea. ""Well, you let It alono.
nrovement, and that the result wouia k,d tbe mercury runnln' up an' down
be something vastly
the present breed.
different from
In thet tube an' first thing we know
th thermometer 'II be wore out, an'
there'll be 23 cent, throwed away."
Judge.
Lorraln and Nature
By tbe great Italian master land
scape, bad been used almost entirely
a a background for the figures.
Claude Lorrnln went a stop further,
making his figure of comparatively
little Importance and concentrating hi
effort upon the Ideal or heroic chnr-
Not Paylag for It. acter of the landscape, Into which he
"You say you got tired for nothing?" incorporated the beauty of arcliltec
wa SSK avmuaiUVUCHliy Ul uun. nun I Tiira, jia WHS n l-iu iiiiib vi i,u
ha lost bi Job. ture. sketched and painted 111 the ope
air. and filled bis skies wltu sunshine.
But the us that be made of nature
was unnatural. St. Nicholas.
A Prank Admission.
l aiinnose you are used to flat
tery. Ml. Goldier
"Isn't there a distinction Between
flattery and the truth?"
"Of course."
Then I must admit I have never
Wn flattered." Cieveiana nam
Dealer.
"Sura." he replies. "Do you think
I'd pay them for giving m th g. b.T,
Taooma Dally New.
A Hough lload.
Fsrtn.r Wsybark t.tirtlag boms from
tb slsttoD) I'lrsas, us'sai, do ;u
wssr fllas tralh?
Fair Husnlar (for tha .ummeri Ki?
Firmer Wsjback Oh, I iluii't mean
to ba cur vua. Only tali roiJ Is li In
rough, d. if your taoth ain't i"d an I
fail you d batter put m In your pot-tal.
PImi'i Cur I. a auod mush aiadlelna.
It has cured rtiiiahi and colds (of lurty
yean. At drusi.ta. ' caiita.
l.oaa aad Maori at It.
It ws 2 a. m. when Its tried to steal
softly up tb stairs.
Hut his wlf wss
"When you went out after suppar,"
she said, reproachfully, "you said you
wouldn't b gon long."
"Well," be answered wearily, a b
rattled lb key In bis pukt, "1 cam
back abort, snyway."
Tha lafaal Terror.
Mrs. Uejenks (lo a rssusl rsller)
Why, bow do you do It's such pity
you didn't com lltti larller; we'v
Just finished luncheon.
Tommy HeJenks (reproachfully) Oh.
MALLEABLE IRON STl'MP PLUIK
a tb imOn. It II,m
a,ili..Mw W m twf artit. .
I-m pU. .. . . ,--.f
Wlllilso-"! MAIIISI'IIV tO,
I mmt ml Hmttm Klraal Vttm, Otaias
Mill
Ha, -tH
It f II KM wHilaf Saadvarllaarsyl
V f MMila taw iwiMr.
I'awliliM lu Arbitral.
Hu.l.au-1 Tha ruk iffeara in In I
an III buui-r. What' th niallar?
Wlfa4lli. bad s fw wards Ilk
iurmii. Hli. tbrvalsnad to lasrt k.
rioaa w hava a-i murk ramuaay, m4 1
Ihr.ai.neJ in dlackarg kar fr lb MM
rail.
Pnval Car Lin..
Tb railroad m very willinft
lisv lb prlvsl rar line nr-iujU
un lr lb jutlollrtion ol tb Interaul
t'oinuierr rominlaaion. A rilroa4
reUlent I. uthorlljr for tb tUUm
that line ar paid milrag, withoat
discrimination, and tb tiueaiion ol
reaalv cliarar I a matter fur tb bla
ptr to ettl with lb car line, so loaf
ma. ain't w, !' to l.sv sny more? , , , b,jr nim.
g I.. ,!..' V. .1 W I ..... t. -.. at.- 1 .
( ar mlleag paying baa lan ilwidi m
I aa legal a tb payment of rental Id
property.
I hadn't bad half enough when ths
doorbell rang an' you all Jumped
Cleveland Leader.
Uotb.r. will IU4 Hra. Wlnalow'i Haothtn
flyruplha kaal raamly tooaaM ihalr skildraa
durliif la laalhlot a'lol.
lacaaibraacas.
Tb following dlalugu was over
beard on aaody rosd In southern
Maryland:
"Good mawuln', IUiom."
"Good niawuUi', Ham. Why, yo"
seems to be lu a powerful good bumor
dls niawnlu',"
"Kho' I Is. Hurricane du blew de
rojf olf uisb cabin, lleco oaedlu'
new ou foh tan yha."
"Dat ll?"
"No, sah. Sol' uab mill wld d
lam leg. Been nedlu' aaw mill
fob flfteen yeahs."
"No wondab y' laffla'. Anything
else'"
"Yep, mab wlf run off wld a min
strel man. Been ndln' a new wife
fob tweuly yeah. Man glttln' rid ob
an ilcm Incumbrancta lo on
ought to laff. lis, lis, ba!"
day
IWiuitciwn' Ninaalar Power
Prf. Hicly By simply boldlog a
Wlalii ol.jwt ifore a ieia't '
llv minute. I can hyptnilli bba, l
niaka him do aurililn I
Iliiuitowit Thai's noihing. Ky !
lng s bfliilit ohject bvfor realiorial
wiiier'a mil for llirae uuariers of a
und, I ran mak litm my alava.
FITS rfaiaanlly I'orM. Wlaaf araa
flit) arur am u. a in. f lr aiine'atiiaai'"
lii,rf . anii r.it -rea ihmi iMMii.a omims
In. tt. II. kllaa, Ud .WI ankBl., yunaartakla, r
A a Oulnlnn Kaearvad.
"Do you believe In government o"
eralilnV
"That ilepend." answered Ih tru
magnate, "on wbetbr you mean Ut
the government ougbt to own U
w ought lo own lb government""
Wssbliigtou Hlsr.
A mau sutfgeats that lllll Uti
vaaaliua b applied un a door r wial
lo tha part which rubs and iraTU
opening.
Maternal Cnrlmlly,
"Tommy," askiil Mrs. Tucker, "1
don't see Mrs. Carston'a old cat In our
back yard any more. Whut lias be
come of It?"
"I don't know where It Is now
loinmy. "l.nst time I saw tb
It was goln' towards Michigan
"loward Michigan? Ou a train?"
"Nome, '('rust the lake."
"In a bout?"
"Nome. It kind o' Jumped Into the
water."
"Where?"
"Off tho flsliln' pier."
"You don't menu to sny It wn. try
ing to swim In the Inke?"
"Nome. I guess It couldn't have
swum much, any way, 'causa there was
a rock tied say, It seems to me you're
gcttln' awful eiirloug about that old
cat, all at once!"
RI A Alt IIATC ATOrS
The dlaeM that baa don mora '"-fas?
than any other to wreck, ruin an,i
HAH'S '
GREATEST
ENEMY
i lum i 'lf U,e.' U, Contagion. Ulood Poiaon. Sorrow, shame and auflering f
." ' i .. i. i. 4 w..h tu.'- enemy' D(i mn m 'wy b,iieA Bnd ,oug .
"'t cat IVM.be hM 110 thr diie' 11 th moat powerful ol all poiaon.; no mt;
. la . . , : . hjwdi wwciiuj vi nu iiuiBwai, i -
lr. Hi? 5 b,0?d.IU5, ! wu0 " v'r" cn'". tu nlire clrcuW'og
alTvThr rd id ,U clJ4io of borribl ymptoma begin to show. Utf
i. .i t ii . i,"": i ",u"" m"n or u'cer, not at all alarming in appraTni
Ta f h '? b!ln,t. aturt wUh the deadly poison, aud soon the luotiUt
b?e.V. f'l.10 l!,Cf,e the hir n1 eyebrow drop out, a red cruptioj
annearano! . a X C01Ptrtrl aplotche and Bore make thll
tlLP n. Pdfth Po on even work, down into tbe bone and attaeM
Mwntfi in i"! y i the di,Me hwlitary, beln,r tranamlttcd hn
wnsUtutlon. l,V',M,0rm 0,'u. weak eyca. aoft bonca, weak. puT
been ru lijS A Y, M hlfbly -Btagloug that many a lite hJ
one Infected with the pohion. To cure this bliKlitinB, deadly curse tb
uiwju muBt be purified, and tiotuiuif win "
quickly and aurely as S. S. 8, It roc down to tM
very bottom of the trouble, drives out every partlcia
of the poison and makes the blood clean and atf"1':
Th best wny to elenn l,ra.a la !. t,... . .." do'a not hide or cover tin anvthintf, but from in
w.et oil ani.lic.1 with a ,ft g. 0y S q ai. T, ' PUon "' uild up and atrcnutlien the ytei.
in extreme n.cessiiy .i,i,i nny ,llrl, ' l(?ttrantc1 Ply vefetable.. We offer a reward of .0'f
substance b .iseri. s. this seratehes. In Jl".' ""talng a particle of mineral of any kind. Book on the
I'M h ?7"" h?,U ttwt,Ml powll"'', ew '""tcUoaa for home treatment, and any advice deaired, without
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