The Oregon mist., May 19, 1905, Image 4

My Hair is
Straggly
Do you like it? Then why
be contented with itP Have
to be? Oh, not Just put on
Ayer's Hair Vigor and have
long, thick hair; 10ft, even
hair; beautiful hair, without a
single gray line in it. Have a
little pride. Keep young Just
as long as you can.
I sis ftftT-MTa rta M, 4 oatf) i
eentty mi hslr w. vsry srsy. But tn a fse
vwki kftt't Hslr Vlr nttan ths neutral
eolof mf hslr M n.w th.r. U not amy
hslr t.i to tsee," J. W. button. Bealasr
Crak. tel.
by J. O. Ajr Oo LowU.
AIM
awaursatsite f
9 SANtfAtOJU.
yers
cuEr ncTotAL.
Barren of Lire,
If the two simple tests of gravita
tion and temperature be applied to the
habitaolllty of the planet Mars, for
example, It will be seen that It la fu
tile to discuss the kind of life that
may exist- upon Mam, for the reasou
that the physical condition necessary
for the existeuce of life are not pres
ent tn that very Interesting planetary
neighbor that revolves around our sun
between the orbit of Jupiter and the
earth. It haa been calculated that the
temperature of Mars is too low to
support metabolic change. In other
words. Mars U too cold for life to ex
ist upon it.
But even were this objection sur
mounted, the small mass of Mars
would still stand in the way. It has
been calculated that the mass of Mars
la not great enough to exert an at
tractlvt power capable of holding the
vapor of water to the surface of the
planet The rapor of water would fly
off Into space from Mars, as free hy
drogen flies oft Into space from the
earth. If this be true, there Is no life
on Mars.
The other planets of the solar sys
tem are not seriously to be consid
ered In this respect If Jupiter is not
yet cool; If Venus looks with but one
face to the sun; If Saturn is a molten
mass; If Mercury's temperature is
above the boiling point, why Imagine,
then, that life of any kind can exist
on these planets? National Magaxine.
roeertalnty of Life.
"Tonng aiaa." said the clerical-looklnf
passenger, addressing the beardless indi
vidual acres th sisle, "da yon ever con
sider when you lie down at night that
yoa may never see the sun rise again?"
"No," replied the party at whom th
query had been fired, -"can't say that I
du; bat every morning when 1 wake np
I realise that I may not lira to see so
other sunset."
"Yoa do?" queried the surprised e.
I P-
"I do," answered ths young man.
"Yon see, I'm s baseball umpire."
Stenography Ancient Art.
Recent excavations In Egypt have
revealed a bond dated A. D. 100 ap
prenticing a slave for two years in the
"semigraph." to be taught to read and
write shorthand, or "the signs that
jour son Dionysius knows," the teach
ei receiving in all 120 drachmas
about $23.
Last year 39.4'JO Swedes left their na
tive land. nit of them to make sew
homes in ihe t'nited States.
LIEUTENANT BOWMAN
ill FORTY-EIGHT HOURS
PE-RUJKUIIED Hff.l
Cald Affected Read and Throat
Attack Was Seven.
Chss. W. Bowman, 1st Lieut, and
Adjt. 4th M. 8. M. Cav. Vols., writes
from Laaham, MJ., as follows:
"Though somewhat averse to patent
medicines, ad still more averse to be
coming a professional affidavit man, it
seems only a plain duty in tits present
instance to add my experience to the
columns already written concerning- the
curative powers ol Peruna.
l have been Bartkutarty benefitted by
ks to for cokb in the head and throat I
have been abk to fuy cure myself af a
nasi severe attadt in fortv-eifht hours by
ks use according to directions. I ae it aa
a preventive whenever tarcatcara' with an
attack.
".Members of my family also nse it
for like ailments. We are recommend
ing it to our friends." C W. Bowman.
Pe-ru-na Contains Ne Narcotics.
One reason why Peruna haa found
permanent nse in so many home is
that it contains no narcotic of any kind.
It ran be used any length of time with
out acquiring a drug habit.
Address Ir. Ilartman, President of
The liartinan Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio, for free me lical advice. All cor
reepondence held strictly confidential.
Sol'. I Nitl ALL LUU lAli
Couh -Vrrv I'M 4oui
to lllll. rW" " restarts..!
f A
Humorous
Passing It On. Klise There's a
man at the door, ma, who says he
wants to "see the boss of the house."
Pa Tell your mother. Ma trailing
down-statrs) Tell Bridget.
Fashionable First I.ady-I'ni tak
ing four kinds of medicine. How many
are you taking? Second Lady Oh,
medicines don't count Operations are
all the go now. I've had three.
How It Is Done. "JoalaU." said
Mrs. Chugwater, "wheu one of the big
battleships runs aground, how do they
get It off?" "They pull It off with a
tug of war," answered Mr. Chug
watec.
When asked by her teacher to de
scribe the backbone, a Norbom school
girl said: "The backbone Is something
that holds up the head and ribs and
keeps one from having legs clear up
to the neck." Bx.
The Swallow'" Home. School
Teacher What little boy can tell me
where the home of the swallow isl
Holder I kin. School Teacher Well.
Bobby? Hubby The home of the
swallow Is the stummick.
Twins. -quite au Interesting thing
happened at Nupop's bouse last night.
"There were two Interesting things."
"1 only heard of one; the arrival of
a son and heir. What was the oth
er?" "The arrival of another son and
heir."
Trying to Explain. "Joslar," said
Mrs. Corutosse.1, "what is these neglt
Jay shirts I see advertised in the bar
gain snlear "Well, they ain't quite so
prim au' scrateby as a b'lled shirt
that I to say, a reg lar hard ti lled
shirt I reckon a ueglijay is what you
might call soft b'lled shirt."
Uood Invention? Inventor I've hit
a uiouey-maklng thing at last. It is
a church coutnbutlou box. Frieud
What good Is that? Inventor It's
triumph. Tbe coins fall through slots
of different sixes, and halves, quarters
and dimes land on velvetf but the
nickels and pennies drop on a Chinese
wng.
l-amb Renewed. The proprietor of
a lieruiau menagerie keeps caged to
gether a lion, a tiger, a wolf, and a
lamb, which he labels "Tbe Happy
Family." When asked coiitldeutially,
bow long these animals bad lived to
gether, he auswered: "Ten uioutbs; but
the lamb has had to be renewed occa
sionally." Beats Them AU. Singleton Dr.
Pellet Is certainly the most absent-
minded man 1 ever saw. Wederly Is
that so? Singleton Yes; be was mar
ried last week, and during tin' cere
mony, when be should have placed t
ring on the bride's finger, he actually
felt her pulse and asked her to put out
her tongue.
Imperialism. It happened at a
meeting of club women, who were set
tling various couinlk-sted internation
al, national and civic affairs with their
usual facility. "lo you U-lievc in Im
perialism?" asked the speaker. Mrs.
Strongmlnd rose instantly. "In the
family," ahe said, "l do." The ap
plause was desfeulug.
Profitable Tree. "No, sir," said Ir.
Mixture, "I would uot have that tree
cut down for any money." "Hut you
never get any fruit from It." argued
Mr. Brown; "the buys steal all tbe ap
ples from It lief or th.ty sre half ripe."
"That's JUM it." repl.ed the doctor
with s benignant smile, "tbat tree
brings me iu a clear $l.(si every
year."
Reciprocity. "These shoes, doctor,"
said tbe cobbler, after a brief exami
nation, "ain't worth mending." "Then,
of course." said the doctor, turning
away, "I dou't want anytLiiig done to
them." "But I charge yon fifty cents
Just the same." "What for " "Weil,
sir, you charged uie five dollars ths
other day for telling me there wasu't
anything the matter with me."
Sad looking Man I see yon have a
sign out "Maker of Woiueu's Habits."
LK you mean it? Ijidlea" Tailor Cer
tainly I do. Sad-looking Man Weil,
since my wife's been go.'ng to the cIjU
ihe's lost sll the good ones she bad,
and I wish you'd make her a complete
new set regardless of expanse. Anl
please Include the habit of staying at
home once In a while and mending
my clothe.
Always a Cltlien. He was very
fond of traveling, and tk grest de
light In lionising different cities which
we visited; but In one respect he was
a stanch John Bull no power on
earth could persuade him tbat when
be resided In Florence, for example,
he could possibly be called a foreigner.
"Xo, ma'am," he used to say, "tbe
Italians sre foreigners, but 1 am an
Englishmaur
Vncle Oabe (addressing the crowdV
No, suh, gentlemen: The men in
my family are men. Don't nine of
em write poetry as I know of. Youu
Gentleman Poet What is your objec
tion to men who write poetry, may I
inquire? I'ncle !abe (surveying tbe
anaemic questioner contemptuously i
You wouldn't onderstan' If I tnlc you,
son. But hit's like peddling perfume
fer a Hvin . when a man might be
plowln'. New Orleans Times-Democrat
Tbey Got the "Glassy Kye."
A certain confectioner in New York,
who caters chiefly to the little folks
it tbe neighborhood, lately arranged
bis shop window with great rare In
preparation for a local festivity. The
crowning attraction of tbe whole was
l large chocolate tiger with most real
istic green eyes, made of glass mar
bles, which had cost the designer 2J
-ems apiece. In the tiger's mouth was
i csrd besring the Inscription: "Noth
ing In this w indow over 5 cens a
luarter pound."
A crowd of youngsters quickly as
sembled on tbe sidewalk, and present
ly, after much spelling over of the pla
card, two of them Invaded the shop,
ind deposited a nicked upon tbe count
er. "Say, mister," began the smaller
boy, earnestly, "gimme a quarter o'
pound o' tiger the piece with the eyes
tnr
When a young man Is convlncad
that there Is nothing too good for
certain girl he offers himself to ben
DECIDED TO USE A DRUO.
Christian Scientist Koreiroee Ills Prin
ciples In a lcntU('a Ofllc.
The Christian Science tenet that
surgery can be properly used tn some
cases, while drugs are always wicked,
recently lost a supporter because lie
came lu contact with one of the alter
natives to drugs In surgery. The dis
ciple In question entered dentist's
offlce lu Brooklyn tbe other day and
asked to have sore tooth treated. The
dentist found tbat the tooth could be
saved, but that the nerve would have
to be killed. He so explained to the
scientist, who told him to gn ahead.
As the dentist was preparing the drugs
the other suddenly recollected hit prin
ciple. "Oh. any, doctor! Cau't you kill that
nerve without using any drugs! I don't
believe in the use of drugs."
The doctor looked surprised.
"Why, yes, 1 can, If you want me
to, but this Is the tnoat comfortable
way."
"Well," said the Scientist, "If there
Is another way I wish you'd use It."
Tbe doctor granted and put up hla
Irugs. Then he took an old excavator
tud cut off the sharp end. leaving the
long, tapering steel shaft. He lit a
tmall gas furnace, placed the tool
therein, and while It waa heating got
nit a big strap, with which be fas
toned hla patient to the chair. The
patient had watched the proceedings
with evidently growing alan" At the
strap be rebelled.
"What's this for?'
"So you wou't struggle."
"Oh. I'll sit still,"
"Can't trust yon. It'll hurt."
Silence fell while the dentist com
pleted his arrangements. Then he rat
tied tbe furnace and held up hla weap
m, now white hot. for Inspection.
"I guess that'll do," he said with s
at Until air aa he approached the vic
tim. The latter seemed frozen with
terror, but melted at the approach of
the hot Iron.
"Stop!" he walled.
"What's tbe matter?" asked the doc
tor. "What what are y you going to
Jo with that thing?"
"Kill your nerve, of course, as you
asked."
"Is that tbe only way?"
"I'nless 1 use drugs, yes. I never
tried It. but It's the wsy they used
to do things In the good old days. It
would le of great scientific interest to
perform tbe experiment and I'd Just ss
siim use you as a subject as anyone
else. Open your mouth."
Tbe patient's mouth shut with s
snap at the second approach of the
inn. In spite of the unnoticed fact tbat
it had grown cold. Between clenched
teeth came the words:
"I'-u m! I'se a drug." New York
Tribune.
Mr. Peters was watchlug hla wife
ever his ticwwper. "What Is that
yon are makll.g. dear''" said he. "I
nippose It Is a present for some friend,
but what is it? The things you mske
until they are completed and thor
oughly explained are always mysteri
ous to me."
"Why, It's a work-bag for Cousin
Sarah." replied his wife, knotting a
thread. "Isn't It pretty?"
Very," he replied, Judicially. "But
it seems adapted to anything but work.
A dainty piece of light-colored silk to
catch the dirt, a delicate piece of rib
bon. It may lie pretty, but Is It adapt
ed to use? How long will such a frail
thing last?'
Ilia wife looked troubled. "Frail
thing':" said she. "Well, I suppose It
is frail But unless a work-bag Is
pretty, it's so apt to be ugly."
"H'm!" returned Mr. Peters. "Un
less It's nseful, it's so apt to be use
less." "Why, how can you say that Abra
ham Besides, work-bags like this
aren't meant for heavy work."
"What are they meant for, than?"
"Why, dainty work, like that I'm do
ing with this work-bag of my own."
She held up a silk thing of light blue
with a pale pink rose pattern.
"Oh, your friend will use It to make
a pretty, dainty work-bag, as you sre
doing now with your own pretty, dain
ty work-bag."
Mrs. Peters nodded.
"I suppose there are millions of
women who make at least one work
bag every year to give away," return
ed her husband, with a smile, "and
they give them swsy to their friends.
And their friends wear them out In
making delicate work bags during tbe
next year, and give the new work-bags
back to the women who made the first
one. - Think of the energy expended
all so that work-bags may be self-
perpetuating!"
"Yes, Abraham, I know!" said Mrs.
Peters, calmly, "but think, too, how
much energy Is wssted every year In
Idle talk T' Youth's Companion.
Cold Deliberation.
'Why, good morning, Harker; let nie
rongratulate you."
"On what?"
"On your marriage."
"Why, I am not married."
"But, man, you told me several
weeks sgo that you were seriously
thinking of matrimony."
-That's Just It. I thought seriously
of It and decided to remain single.
Those that marry do so wlthuut think
ing."
Great Prise.
'Yes, we had a wonderful girl out
In our county."
"What was wonderful about her?"
"Why, she had money and yet she
made over tbe same Easter hat every
season for five yesrs."
"Great Scott! Take me out and give
me sn Introduction."
"Impossible! The poor girl was
smothered In ton of marriage propo
sals." Ma Month After.
"Do yon believe in hypnotism,
dearr asked tbe young wife. Just as
the honeymoon was preparing to retire
from business.
"Sure," answered the man who bad
promised to love, honor and psy tbe
freight "Otherwise I would till be
bachelor."
GOOD
ShoftQ
torlesi
James K. Kecne sttld recently: "I
was walking In the country one day
In mv vouth. ami toward sundown I
lest my way. As I jilodded on. tired
and huimrv. I met a farm hand. "JacK
1 suld. 'what Is the way to Berenda?'
The farmhand looked at me with a
frown. 'How did you know," he said,
'that m.v name was Jack? 'Oh. i
said, ! guessed It.' 'Then,' said the
fnrmhaud, 'guess your way lo Reren
tin." "
Professor Robert D. Petty, of th
New York Law School, was telling hla
student, tbe other tiny, of tho need
that lawyers occasionally have for n
little knowledge of agriculture. I
waa reminded of this need the other
day," he declared, "when a young at
t mey of thla city told mo about his
plans for spending two or three days
in tbe country next summer. '1 want
to go to a farm,' the young attorney
said, 'and for two or three days do .
farm-hand's work, I want to shovel
hay." "
Some years ago Joseph Choate waa
associated lu a big case with young
Hebrew lawyer. The latter waa lit
tle doubtful as to what to charge tho
client, and Mr. Choate said: "Oh. never
mind sending In a bill. I'm going to
send lu one In a day or two, and I'll
Just double It, and tht-u send you my
check for your half." lu the course
of the fortnight this check arrived,
and the lawyer whs amaxiil at Its alxe.
He acknowledged It promptly, adding
as a iKiataerlpt: "Altiuwt thou persuad
es! uie tn he a Christian."
A Missouri imH'r says that a new
Judge arose to charge tbe Jury, and
'poke ajt follows: "ticiitlciiicu of the
Jury, charging a Jury Is a new busi
ness to me, as this Is my first case.
Yon have heard all the evldeiice ss
well as myself. You have hoard what
the lettrued counsel have said. If you
believe what the counsel for the plain
tiff have told you. your verdict would
le for the plaintiff; but If, on tbe other
band, you In-Hove what tbe defend
ant's counsel has told you. then you
will find a verdict for the defendant:
but If you were like me, and don't be
lieve what either of them said, Iben
I'll be d d If I know what you'll
do. Constable, take charge of the
Jury."
Simeon Ford telis of a little girl of
his acquuiiitahce who constantly car
ried about with her a big wax doll he
had given her. Recently there arrived
In the household to which the little
girl belongs another youngster. Dur
ing the afternoon following this Inter
esting event, Mr. Ford chanced to eu-
counter hla little friend on the street
He at once observed that she was
without her usual companion, the big
wax doll he had git en her. "Why.
Marie," said he, "whore's your nice
loll"!" Whereupon tbe little one ele
vated her nose to an unwonted angle.
Said she: "I dou't have sny use for
wax dolls uow. We've got a real meat
lby at our house, and that takes up
sll my time."
INDIAN AGENCY IN A B NIC
Mnskoiiee Indian Territory, Ofllt-ial
llsmtlrs S,otM,OtMJ K.co tear.
A vast amount of business passes
through the Vnion Indian Agency at
Muskogee, I. T., every day. Fentress
Wisdom, clerk lu charge of tbe agency,
says that It la now sending out an
average of WW letters a day and re
ceiving fully as many. Some weeks
as high ss . letters sre sent out
The Indian agency performs many
of tbe functions of a big bank or clear
ing house. It Is estimated tbat more
than l.WW.O'W passes through the
hands of the Indian agent each year,
some of which he bandies twice. This
does not Include money paid out for
salaries or running expenses of the
agency, but merely the funds which
are Intrusted to him arising from
tribal revenues.
Mr. Wisdom estimates tbat the
agency at Muskogee bandies ss much
business ss all other Indian agencies
In tbe United States combined. It han
dles the finance of five of the most
powerful and highly civilized of Indian
tribes, some of which are immensely
wealthy ami none of them lacking rev
enues.
In the Choctaw and Chickasaw na
tions the common funds of the two
tribes receive big revenues from the
coal and asphalt lauds, as well as
from the oil and gas fields. These rev
enues arise largely from leases and
royalties. They sre placed In the bands
of tbe Indian sgeut to go Into the edu
cational funds of the two nations. Vast
sums of money also flow Into the cof
fers of the Choctaw and Thlokasw
nations. A large additional sum will
be placed to the credit of these nations
from the sale of segregated coal lands,
which will be distributed by the In
dian sgeut.
Tbe heaviest revenues In the Creek
nation come from interest on bonds
representing loans to different States
and paying 4 and S per cent Interest
annually. The nation receives H'.'.'.iuki
Interest annually ou these bonds. The
revenues from mineral royalties and
the cattle tax In tbe Creek and Chero
kee nations psss through the hsnds of
th Indian sgeut, but Instead of being
placed to the credit of tbe nations col
lectively, tbe money Is paid out to
individual citizens.
A continual stream of money order
I coming Into the Indian sgent's otllce
every day, representing payments
upon town lots which have been pur
chased by Individuals after the town
sit appraisement nave been made.
Bo many of these come through the
Muskogee postoffice at time that the
postmaster runs out of money with
which to cash them, and has to sus
pend payment temporarily until be can
send ont and replenish bis ready cash.
Kansas City Journal. '
Many carious reasons are given for
sbsenc from school. Her 1 one:
"Dear Sir: Samuel can not com to
school this afternoon, he ha glued
hi head to tbe dresser, aud w hv
not been able to separate hiuj jrtt"
.he German Army.
Th noted soldier mt historian,
Theodore Ayr. tilt Dodge, was educated
In Berlin. d t a dinner parly, apro
pos of Herman inlllliiry disciple, lie
once said:
"The Herman soldier must never ap
pear lu public except lu uniform. Uveti
when he la ou furlough ho must not.
under any circumstances, wear civil
ian dress.
"Well, Swarls, a young lieutenant or
cavalrv. during- my residence In Berlin
was one day engaged lu some adven
ture or oilier, and put on, lo disguise
him, ,lf, suit of black cloth. Dressed
In this suit, he was passing down an
unfrequented street when becnino face
to face with Ills colonel.
"Detected In o grave a iplwlcuieau
or. Swart proved himself the possess
or' of resourceful mind. He anld lo
the colonel In a bass voice, different
from hi own;
"Can you tell nie, sir, where Lieu
tenant Swarts lives? I am his brother
from the country aud 1 have come on
to pay bltn a visit.'
The colonel readily and politely
gave the required Information and
passed on.
"The lieutenant congratulutisl him
Tlf on his escape. He hurried home
and put on bis uniform. Duty late
that afternoon called him before the
colonel again. He snluiod with conn
deuce. The colonel regarded bliu odd
iy.
" "Lieutenant SwarU.' he said. 'I
wish you'd tell Jur brother from tbe
country that If he pays you another
visit I'll put Mm In close confinement
for ten days." "
The Man Who Loves Word
"tuber folks, of course, have thei;
poor pleasures," write Richard I.'
Gallleune In Harper's Magaxiuf. "bu
for man who loves wonts no Joy tlo
world cau give equals fo,- hi in the tup
pines of having achieved a Hue pa
sage or a i-rfect Hue Win n Thaek
eray struck his tint on the table, as th.
story goes, when be bad finished tin
scene of Colonel Xewctmie's death air
exclaimed. 'By Gd. ihls Is genius'
there was no empire he would have
oepted In exchange for that uumiciii
We often hear that yo.ir true artUt I
never satisfied with bis work, his hlci
escapes him, the words seem pr jii
lifeless, etc., compared with the dream
Whoever started that s!ory knew vert
little almut the literary tctiiieranien
or be would have known that lli
words are the dream. The dream doe
not exist even as a dream or only verj
Imperfectly till it Is set down In word
e. the words are the dream."
Beware of Utntmeat lor Catarrh that
Coatala Mtrcury
samtretiry will surel itsttruf tho truss o!
uil! mid eompU'fly ,u-uf ths whoi
te.n wtu-a entering It lur, ugu lit mufr.ui
urtfrv. hucit Stlu : OU14 ortof tM u-nl
at-ptua prH-ri,ua lio.tt ri-u-bt ii.t
Ulau,ss iheuati.sjt Ihv; Ul,lu!t lui t.-f.l
to t: ol you esti iMiuu;t- tl, tt r ftura il sui.
HsU tl atsrrb I urr. ii,:,urs-liift ly t. J.
I bvtit-y A I. o., foliMo, o . contain ti it.rn urt.
ta.l It t.k!l lliltoDs l , s,-tlnf ,llrrrl! J Un
ths blood sttj luucoi uf!st ol lh I'IVib.
lu buy in II sll t alsrrb urv ls Mirt tour-!
lb f -nuius. It It tru Intrrtis-H), sal !
In 1.. it-do, tihlu, bj y. ). i Uur; A lu. lcU
atonisis trrs.
S.-U1 by hrugfltu, t'rie 7V in buttls.
1J ill's I suii. j cilia sis iks Mi.
He Thought II Might l.
When Patrick received an order be
followed it Ituplictly a far a be could
sometimes even farther than his t'el
tic I. rain realiziil.
"He wants a pane o' wludyglaa tin
Inches by foortet-n,
day, as he entered
said 1'xtrlck one i
a shop where hlsj
employer, a master cariM'titer, traibtl
In the shop was a young clerk, who
never missed a chance for a little Joke!
at the irishman's rspcusr. '
"If we haven't any ten by four
teens," be said, "I may have to give
you a fourteen by-ten."
Patrick rubbed bis head thought-!
fully. Then he stood pondering for a (
moment, and at last remarked: I
"He's lu the great rooli for It. and
there's no other place near to get It.
(jive lie wan o' tblin fisirteeu by tins,
and If he turrus It sideways ami oop
sltle down, there's not a sow I would
know the difference." i
Figuring l bo I'rotlls,
"I suprwwe," lbs new reporter tu
be liuiu-irut. ")u innke a good thoig
out of yuur prsrsvli'r"
"Well, soins Ih 1 uuke very little
and ctlitr ilajs not iiite so much,' re
plied the joketmiih. "Now, tskn yes
terday, for rssmple; I only .fiinr-l Hv
lines, but those hve lines repressnieil 10
lar-e, rmiu.l .lollnrs."
"y, that isn't so sur" for on day's
toil," said the pencil puttier, "Ity th
wsy, what dnl you writt-i'"
"An order ij my gns-er f'tf Interior
department supplies," sntwerrd the fua
aj party, with s diabolical grin.
The Kind Vou lluvei
ture of C'Iimm. II. K
I
H-rajmul Hupt rvls.,,,, (r o
;o tleceivo vou lit th s.
E. "SaaVI
licultb of Chlldrfii-htiHTifiuo aguliist i:wrim"iit.
What is CASTORIA
CaHtorU U a Iiitrmlcss auhNtltutr) for Cantor oil. !
"I V;1..Vr."r,1'! .n"U. h"'(f. rP. 1 1 la I'lcaVnL
tontHhia iHithcr ),,l.u, SlorWna nor other SHrootlo
coiio. it rtdiev... -I.. ;M.i,:r:;".;.7.r "
0...1 ii....t........
"'; H, " "i'lutca tl. fhI, rcK..Ta e U,
ill JlowrlN, Klvliiu; healthy itti.l nuurul aleVo
lauuccit-Tho Moth. r'a FrlMwl ep
Mtoinilcli itiitl
The Clilldrt i
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
In Use For Over 30 Years.
Tt HUIUI MIT.
PUTNAM
BafafrH
"8, 3.
saving.
. TIt... fmm anv cause, this
nnd " " 1 by hoiugnda of pcopl. -U over the country, because it i ,uPe,
to ill other Mood purilkti. It U purely wptla ,l rowdy, and wl.il, u
nctictmtci the circulation and force out nil poiaon and nioibld mutter, it
Tm taildti P enllr- yctena by It. Hue tonic ellcct. During tb. wiiT
ter mouth the natural ve WU iu(f,.rna (mm impure ,ood and KMtli
nuc of bodily waste nave nwown condition f thylem, ,1 bad no an.
become dull nd weak and peUt. was losing flesh, and sn sll-gone tl r f,
fnilcd to perform their full Ingtbst made nie inlaoisble, I began tli uneoi
dtitv.the blood haa been alug- a . 8. and my blood we restored to It mif.
,j an extra amount ml, healthy condition. My appetite returned. I
S JoSi W wast. mt- lncreT ,, weigh;, that ,U left J
ter have accumulated lu 1 "dT. o-
the avstem and been ab.
.....i ( l..r it With the com.
Inir of Spritiir and warm weather th Wood is amused and stirred to quicker
action and iu its effort to throw off these acid mid poison the ekintuf.
fcr Boil, pimples, blotches, raahe and eruption break out and coo.
Untie until the blod isclcntised and made pure. 8. 8, 8, lathe Ideal remedy
for thia condition; it clcai the blood of all imiuritir, makes ltrich4
atrong and these f kin trouble pas awav. Rheumatism, Cutartb. Chronic
Sore aud Ulcer. Scrofula. Contagious Blood l"oiin and all other tliacamg
of the blood are cured by 8. 8. 8. Hook on the Wood and any advice de
aired, free of charge, rtlt SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., A TIANTA. SA,
Worth Winning.
"Say, llatker." began I'eiiiblelon.
" did you ever win a prise by smoking
cigarettes)"
"No," responded Harker. Ill sensi
ble young num. "but 1 won prlae
when I sloped smoking llieui."
You did'; Where la II V
"In Ihe hammock over there-iny
wife, you know."
To Break M Mew Shoes.
lwstthskln Hn"srot Mw.aimader
IttMllea hoi. Mtllt. SeSUi ' !
ute rotiis, IngrowHi nsilt bwtt l
it .lmt.ii sS mt tiorrt. v IWI sce.
lie tihtimil Htmplt nisllnl fR AttJlM
Allen s. oiintled. U Kr. N Y.
Mating Money.
"Why doyou siwud all your moti-:
cy " i
"It's the only way I can It " i
"What nonsense."
"Not St all. If I kept It, some fel
low would bunco me out of It."--Clctelaiid
Leader.
Who Owns th Railroads.
II. T. Newroiub, of the District of
Columbia bar, has compiled statistic
thowiiig that 0,171,71 dejxeilors in
sving bank i sis eastern stale sre
1 1 reel I y iuteieated in th Joint owner
ship n'f tt-4,.1-M,0Mil of steam rsilr.std
ecuritira, that insurance ronipatiitst
loing business in Massac husrtts bold
st5,M8"l,0.1n of steam railroad st.s ks
and bonds, and i educational institu
tions deiend on t I7,4H,.'1J7 invested
in similar securities lor a portion of
heir income. Other fiduciary Institu
tions i wn enough railnxd set n Hire to
bring tin li holding up to mors than
billion and a half dollars, about oor
sisth of the entire capital invested ill
railnstd proerty. These Investment
represent the saving of the liisssm,
there liring tsenty million holder of
life insurance Mlicie in the country,
as many more of tire insuraiire policies,
and an even great! number of desis
i tor in hanking and trust institutions,
slo-re investment are largely in rail
road securities.
No w on.lsr.
"The speed limit," said tbe sad faced
nan. "should be removed from auto
luobiles "
"iKiyouown in
I
bine';" asked tb
stringer wltbin the gates
"No," replied the glotimy party
"I'm an undertaker."
FITS,
I'trtnsntnl! f Csrwl. N n III m MOmHtMt
Str Hrt 4.1'IUH .4t. klinr tnmi -.
hmtft st.a 'i rras tiuiTMSiinHtnM
I t K II kllM.U4..s tnktl, rills.liHs. It
rrat-tlcal View.
"Smniurr," rrmarked II. bnnrh
ol
f ,-tli l ii I lie l.itrline.. IM. Wis Iskoi un
a load of u)tter st the j.mng msn t rt
prnse. "is nif fit ril, euol. li s
delightful to tit under tli trees ami bairn
to the concert by ualurs's frslhernl sou
ter."
"Uii't it. though!" sti-Islinrd th young
msn. rnihnsissticallj, "and It dosn l c.i
s cent, cither."
Motbrnelll Sb4 Mrs. Winston's SoolMnf
yrup lh li rmly louwlai their cSIUlrto
eurlv lh uwtblni istrkot.
1 he limits
Mrs. Cabblrr 'I'bls health writer
says tbat one should keep one's mouth
shut while Sleeping, dim l ,,1V,
I ran be sure my iiimiih is shut when
I'm asleep,
Mr. dabbler-You might get In the
habit If you'd practice on It while you
are awake. -Cleveland leader.
SiWlitS tvs ...
n Alwaya ItutiKht hna borne) the algrnt-
ICtt llCr. Utlil line lu.n ......I- " . ,
:Vo rnr. Allow n" on J
'..... ........ t ",. ..7 " "?
"are.
""""tf fiire t.i
Signature
FADELESS nvrq
THE BLOOD
8. fur the blond" tin grown to l .
When Hie blood la out of onl
Bfcitt remedy il the (list tlioiiobt i
Columbus. Ohio. View STt'iitiiK.
Cor, llailhman and Washington Avrs,
Ashed and Answered.
"Why don't you gel your life In.
siired, my denr?" ssk.sl Mrs, Netted.
"fin aTiald people might say I lt
afraid b take chalices on your ciHik
Ing." replied lb linlUut young Jjm.
baud,
Plso's Cure It
.mh1 polish Hisdlrlns
It ha cured cookIi. and coUls fur lurtf
years. At drontaitis. Srt renis,
Anil Thai's Sn Lie.
"Lter u-iil. il r" queried the man whs
Sa iiellons on tan Installment pUu,
"lid 1 rter nolle wlislj" a.kol
pari of tho ds part,
j ""'I lint Ihe ball pl.iyer nliu his 1 1,
: most "tiallt" at in.'M slway lots ll,
lewrsl lu lit net! iliv's fun.- ' vunn-
ued lis of the pfol'itfiie.
Swollen Veins, Sprains,
Strains and Wui Joints
ttrUwftwf a'tst Witt.
nuf Mild t Uv-xtK Mtaklai.
'.ftt 111 UUWSIttHt.
Ft' lrttrt
Wis ll
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ke I Mk, , t, , j tl 1 M
I,rit.
Urtr lla. .3, I M
At.a k,rr Mr. ,. a
W ' ft nMfM iMtW rSftsM
ut iksjita tjgt.
TAOCKIAJIO. CI AUkf 4 CO
f TtlaMlvi, OrvflfMl.
BEST BY TEST
"I hsts) kied all kndt of wsterrmmf
cksluog and let nrvsr fvuwi soytig
si sny r-e to cotivar wnh ynut f h
f.r pronoun from sll kodt of
wsstrtsf,"
f TV. mm -J e-M u fc W Sua
Dik'hrvt lair HrlJ lair. 1981.
K J TOWER Ca TW,W.fii
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