The Oregon mist., March 03, 1905, Image 4

Spring Humors
Coiae to most people and nun many
troubln. plmplca, boils ui) other
eruptions, besides lose of appetite,
that tired feeling, flu of biliousness.
Indhreation and headache.
The tooner one geU rid of them the
better, and the way to get rid of them
and to build up the system that hat
offered from them ii to take
Hood's Sarsaparilta
and Pills
Forming in combination the Spring
Medicine par excellence, of unequalled
strength in purifying the blood a
thown by unequalled, radical and per
manent cure of
Scrofula Salt Rheum
ftcald Mead' Bolls, Plmpeaa
AH Kind of Hum&r Paertaala
Blood Poisoning Rheumarlem
CaUrrfl Dyapapala, CM
Accept no substitute, but be sura to
get Hood's, and get it today.
An Insinuation.
Dlgge I bear you have told your
rests uraut Wasn't it a moneymskerT
Rlggs Tea; I was making i0 dally.
bigg Then what was your reason
for disposing of It?
Biggs Oh, I was compelled to sell
It on account of poor health.
Dlggs Huh! Why didn't yon take
your meals somewhere else?
Ps-ru-na Curt aid Prevents Catarrh
Any one who wishes perfect health
must be entirely tree from catarrn
Catarrh is well nigh universal ; slmoet
omnipresent, reruns is the only ab
solute safeguard known. A cold is the
beginning of catarrh. To prevent
colds, to cure colds, is to cheat catarrh
out of its victims, reruns not only
cures catarrh, but prevents it. Every
household should be supplied with this
great remedy for coughs, colds, and so
forth.
If yon do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the use of Peru-
na, write at once to Ir. Hartman, giv
ing a full statement of your case and he
will be pleased to give you bis valu
able advice gratis.
Address l)r. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
0.
For 1905.
Father Time wss observed getting
his hair clipped.
"What is that for?- asked the
friend.
"Why. people are going too rapidly
these days." explsined Father Time,
"and I want to fix it so they can't
take me by the forelock."
TO CL'RE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Tui Laiativ Bromo QQ a In. Tablets. AS dru
fiati rseaad use money tf H fella fee cure. K. W
Of. Himn Is oa eecfe box. ate.
Acroea the Footlights.
Har' exclaimed the stag heroins as
tbs lime light was suddenly turned npoa
tbs heavy villain. "I have discovered
your secret at last. Tour face betrays
yoa."
"Explain your talk, woman," said the
villain, as he calmly lighted a fresh
cigarette.
"Tour mng looks like a Japanese war
map," she replied. "So you evidently
shsvs yourself with s safety rasor."
Plao s Core f a remedy for coughs, colds
and consumption. Try M. Price 25 easts,
at druggists.
KS.
There wss s maid whose asms was KS,
And she wss alwaya tempting f8;
She d jilt a bean
The least bit slssn.
Bat now for beaux she has te wS.
This maiden dearly loved to skS,
But was of such enormous wS
That when she tripped
And slid and slipped
The ice wss in sn awful slS.
Chicago Chronicle.
Mothers will Sad Mrs. Wlnslcrwl Soothing
arraa Uis bsst remndr to oss tor their ehiidna
during the teething period.
Rather One-sided.
Dixmyth How do yon like your new
boarding house. Biffkins?
Biffkins By reversing the order of
things it could be made an ideal home.
Dixmrth How's that?
Biffkins What it requires !i leu hair
In the batter and more in the mattress.
(100 Reward, $100.
The readers ot this paper will be pleased to
learn that thsre is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to curs In all ita
stages, and that Is catarrn. Hairs latarrB
Cure la the only positive cure known to the
edlcel fraternity. Catarrh being a constitu
tional disease, requires a constitutional treat-
aaaDL Hall's Catarrh c ure is lanen Internally,
acting directly upon th Uood and mucous
surfaces ol the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease. an
giving the pa
ne constitution
' tleat strength by bmilding up the constitut:
and assisting nature in doing its work. The
roprietors hare so much faith in Its curatin
nowere that tbeT offer Una UUHHrea Uolisrs
lor any ease that It fails to cure. Bend lor list
of testimonials.
Address. P J. CHE-NET CO-, Toledo, 0.
gold by druggists. 75.
Hall's family fills are the best. .
Nobody Does.
"I assure you, I'm slways willing
to acknowledge my faults when I see
them."
"That's all right, but I'll bet yoa
sever acknowledge them when your
neighbor sees them." Philadelphia
Press.
Give nature three helps, and
nearly every case of con
sumption vill recover. Fresh
air, most important of all.
Cherry
Pectoral
Nourishing food comes next.
Then, a medicine to control
the cough and heal the lungs.
Ask any good doctor.
I Srst seed Avar's Oerry Peeteral years
saw. I have seen terrible rates ef lent le-
I cere by It. 1 am never wuneui u.
Alsbst i. aUatiLius, Marietta. Okie.
...see., fl ss.
t. o. tm on.,
an ernreiMa
for '
Consumption
Health dexnande daily action of tha
eyewahs. AM natura with Ayer's Pllla.
Ayers
Clara Did bs propose to you be for
or after he kissed you? Maud lean'
tell. During the excitement I forgot
all the details. Life.
Husband You are always looking
for bargains. Wss there ever a time
when you wasn't a bargain hunted?
Wife Yes, dear; when I married you,
Scissors.
Mrs. Chatterson It was such
relief to have my husband fall. Mrs.
Chtpwsy How so? "Oh, I was so
afraid we would hare to pay all those
bills." Life.
Cyril You msy spurn me, cruel one.
but remember, I shall not always be a
clerk at S3 a week. Marie That's Just
the trouble. You may lose your Job at
any time. Chicago News,
Parent angrlly Those "school
shoes" I bought here for my boy did
not last two weeks. Dealer (with sur
prise) He must have been wearing
them out of school. Washington Life.
Teacher (in spelling class) Johnny,
spell "fall." Johnny I can't Teach
erYon can't spell thst simple word?
Why not? Johnny 'Cans you told
me there was no such word as fall.
New Yorker.
Pansy (who enjoys having her moth
er read to her) Wead some more,
mamma. Mamma I cannot, deer; my
eyes are too tired. Faney (with line
scorn! But weed wlv no mouf, ma.
New York Times.
"Is your husband up yet?" Inquired
the early morning caller. "I guess he
is," replied the stem-looking woman.
"I'd like to say a few words to blm.
"So would I. He hasn't come borne
yet" Catholic Standard.
Ernestine I don't see why your
chaperon should have been offended
because Jack played the piano. It was
certainly better than lovemaklug.
Moyrtilla Yes, but he Insisted upon
nlavina- "Always In the Way. Chi
cago News.
Tom I don't see you automoblling
with Miss Glddyun sny more. Jack
No; I weighed her in the balance and
found her wanting. Tom Wsntlng
what? Jack Well, wsntlng to face
the parson with me, for one thing.
Chicago News.
Little Johnnie When Mies Nextdoor
got married, her mother threw an old
slipper sfter her. What wss that for?
Little Ethel Oh. they alwsys do that
That means that her mamma tsn t
never going to spsnk her sny more-
Smith's Weekly.
"This servsnt-glrl problem will mske
me old before my timer "Bothers you
too. does it?" "Indeed it does. If
have an ugly maid my husband Is
away all the time, and If I have a
pretty one he Is st home sll the time.
and I daren't go away; so there it is.
Houston Post.
Mrs. Woodbv You don't mesn to
say you paid my milliner's bill to-day!
Mr. Woodby Of course. The bill
reached me yesterday, and I thought
the milliner might need the money.
Mrs. Woodby Simpleton! How
do you expect us to be considered real
swell if we pay our bills promptly 7
Philadelphia Ledger.
Maude Did you read that magaxlne
article in which a physician advocates
yswning ss a means of stopping the
disagreeable bussing In one s ears?
Clara Yes; snd he is right, too. I
tried it on young Borum the other
evening after he had talked continu
ously for sn hour or more, snd he
took the hint snd left Cblcsgo Dslly
News.
The following notice wss recently
found tacked on the door of a church:
"There will be preaching In this house
a week from next Wednesday, Provi
dence permlttln', and there will be
preaching whether or no on Monday
following upon the subject 'He that
belleveth and Is baptized shall be
saved And he that belleveth not shall
be damned at 330 in the afternoon.' "
Clinton (Ma) Herald.
A traveling man who drove across
the country to s little town In western
Kansas the other day met a farmer
hauling a wagon-load of water.
Where do you get water?" be asked.
Up the road about seven miles," the
farmer replied. "And you haul water
seven miles for your fsmtly snd
stock?" "Yep." "Why In the name
of sense don't you dig s well?" asked
the traveler. "Because It la Just as
far one way ss the other, stranger."
Denver Republican.
Mrs. Potts was filled with nervous
alarms whenever she traveled, and Mr.
Potts always bad bis bands full in
trying to quiet and reassure her. "Al
gernon," said Mrs. Potts, wakening
ber husband from a sound sleep In s
southern railway csr. "Algernon! 1
want you to And out why we sre going
at this fearful speed. The car Is bump
ing snd swaying till 1 can scarcely
see out of my eyes." Mr. Potts sst up
snd looked out of the window st the
moonlit lsndscspe. "See tbst bridge
sbead on the curve?" be asked, sleep
ily. "Well, we have to go over that In
s minute, snd probably It Isn't very
strong, snd they wsnt to go over It
with ss little strain snd ss quickly
as possible. Now go to sleep." Youth's
Companion.
Inexpensive Mayoralty CampalgK.
It cost D. P. Jones Just $15 to win
one of the moat strenuous mayoralty
campaigns ever known In Minneapolis.
This Information is sworn to by the
mayor-elect in sn affidavit of expenses
filed with the city clerk. Of the (15.
$10 was paid to the country auditor
for filing his certificate of nomination,
and the other f." was given to the city
clerk for filing his certificate of elec
tion. When asked concerning bis ex
penses, Mr. Jonea said that the money
spent In bia campaign was donsted
snd used by men Interested In his elec
tion, snd with whose business the can
didate had nothing to do.
Did you ever know that when yon
laugh st seeing some one fall on the
Ice, the laugh goes to your feet snd
makes them unsteady?
A msn who is in politics for tbs
good of the people usually considers
his family the peopled
IMPLI HABITS ARC BEST.
rfcoee or Oreat Man Contributed Much
te Their tSucc in Life.
Benjamin Franklin, who la famed
for his discovery thst lightning Is elec
tricity, and who Introduced the Amer
ican colonial postal system, and who
furthermore, as will be reinemttered,
served America at the court of France
ss minister plenipotentiary, was oue
of the leaders of early modern times
lu the study of nature and nature's
laws, and not the least In domestic sci
ence. Hts first maxim was: "Kat not
to dullnees; drink not to elevation."
Even In bia youth bis mind was filled
with schemes for self-regulation and
guidance, and he set before him the
task of acquiring the habitude of cer
tain cardinal virtues baaed hihui sim
ple living and habits of thought. His
constant effort was to better the con
dition of msnklud, and his methods
were Intensely practical.
Since the early times, simplicity of
preaching, teaching snd eating haa been
the great factor lu the world's ad
vancement ssys the London Catering
World. The great mass of mankind do
not understand, nor care for, abstruse
reasoning.
The record of the life of Abraham
Lincoln Is traced back to that time
when be wss seen sitting on a rail
fence. In one of America's small west
ern villages, with a law book In one
band and with a piece of malxe bread
In the other. Abraham Lincoln was a
man of simple habits, and hla great-
waa to no sum II extent depend-
.... nMn that Mr eltltlllli'itV S1HI
goodness which gave' atrength to con- U'f the Atlantic as. a preacher and lec
sclence. mind and body. turer ' unusual power, this Is the
Frederick the tJreat fostered above
all agriculture snd the cultivation of j I put Into print,
fruits and vegetables. His endeavor "The White l'emir and the lied."
to benefit hla people was baaed upon ,t n au Important new novel of "Inner
the natural laws pertaining to their j luisnla." which A. Cahan haa been en
health and simple happiness. He rec-! gaged upon for a long time. Mr. Cahan
ognlsed the fact ever clear to the j has kept closely In touch with Internal
minds of the leaders of the Germans, condition lu ItiAila since he was
that the body la the basis, snd must forced, as s uietnlier of the revolution-
be simply and completely nourished In
order to perfect the soldier, statesman
or the peasant.
Bismarck's great work had for ita
basis the recognition of the simple
tews of nature. He followed them,
tnd aa a result there csme about a new
manhood and a new womanhood, tint
In Prussia, and later In the empire.
Bismarck's natural snd acquired as-
cuieneea .augni ..m a. - v T"
ption and rescuing had tatigh
Frederick the Great that political
economy, rural economy and "'
economy arr, as evieuct-w, ihwii min-
inked and Interdependent In their rela
tions to the stste.
While In France ss United States
minister Thomas Jefferson wrote re-
nvil n lh. MtibMtl.in nt m iIm iiL'litee
h. wrea w-lH him In Parte- "I lr d(V!
meetlc economy she can learn nothing
here, yet she must learn It somewhere.
ss It Is of more solid value than any
thing else." To hts frieud, Peter Csrr,
bs satd: "A strong body makes s
strong mind.
Jefferson practiced bis
. . . .
preaching br subsisting mainly upon
simple natural foods, snd he labored
sealously all through his busy life for
the upbuilding of sn American system
Jf education which should teach men
how to live in accordance with the
laws of nature. He died at the age of
St, and be bad not lost a tooth, nor
was one of them defective.
It will be recollected that the laws
sf Moses sre replete with Instructions
regarding the care of the body In aaul
taUon and In diet, as well as In fnat-
Ing and religious duties. It Is due to
these laws that the health of the Jews
when in reasonable conditions Is so
universally superior to that of the av
erage of other peoples.
HEW SPRING SUSPENSION
I0R AUTOMOBILES.
Louis A. Hill, of Washington. I). C,
la the Inventor of s spring suspension
system for sutomoblle frames where
by there is supposed to be a greater
ability of the springs to absorb the
vibration and varying thrust from
both the motor and the road. The con
struction consists of four seml-eltlptl
cat springs placed upon the sxles In
the usual manner, with their outer
ends hinged to the ordinary frame
extensions. The Inner ends of the semi
elliptical springs, however. sre
sbsckled to the ends of side springs,
fastened st their centers to the side
members of the running gear frame.
It Is claimed that In effect the rear
halves of the rear springs and the
front halves of the front springs are
comparatively rigid, while the spring
portions between the axles are ex
tremely flexible. The Inventor claims
thst the system sdapts Itself to cars
of sll weights and wheel bases, and
that as the wheel base Increases the
compensating spring between the end
springs Is naturally Increased In the
correct proportion.
FISHER MAID Of MARKEN, HOLLAND.
Msrken is In reality only s wide
sand bank In the Zuyder Zee, that
historic gulf In the Uerman Ocenn
which makes the
coast of Holland
such a plcturc-s.iie
lot-sllty. This sandy
island la Inundated
during most of the
winter, but Its
hardy Inhabitants,
sll of them engaged
In fishing, do not
mind this particu
larly, living almost
entirely In boats.
The dwellings are
set on piles and are
only one story In
height. These little
houses are painted in the brightest col
ors, red, green, yellow snd blue. The
costumes of both sexes are highly pic
turesque, gsy colors predominating.
The women are quite as hardy as the
men snd engage In the same occupa
tions. The flsber maidens of Markeu
have often furnished models for the
painters wbo find so much inspiration
In the Netherlands.
We hear a great deal about women
being fond of their church; yet In nln
cases out of ten. when a woumn pels
married, she will give up ber church
if ber man demands It.
Headers of Dr. Long's "A Little
Brother to the Bear" will rejoice to
learn, through the Joyful announce
ment of t.lnn A Co., Boston, that It Is
now certain that the blindness which
overtook the doctor some tlnie ago will
soon be entirely cured.
Herbert B. Turner ft Co., Boston,
furs sold the Janauese rlchta for the
I ,.i ....i a v.." ... tit Vnra
puoucaiioii oi .iiiuii'i" " -
kusha publishing house ot Toklo, Ja
pan, and that company will print it iu
F.ugllsh for the benefit of the many
Kiigllsh-spcaking people In Japan.
"Stealthy Steve," by Newton New
kirk. Is one of the extravagantly comic
"Foolish Series," a grotesque burlesque
ou the popular breed of "detective
stories," good enough to laugh at as
a burtraque of an extravagaut type by
outlining It In extravagance that Is
more absurd than that of the type.
Dr. F. W. tiiinsaiiln, president of
the Armour Institute, Chicago, I pub
lishing a aerle of addreases under the
title, "Paths to Power." It la a sin
gular fact that, although Dr. tlun
saultis bas a reputatlou on both sides
; nrst collection or nis uueram-re t
j ary party, to flee front the couutry.
i m, dramatic romance Is ssld to give
a picture of actual Kuanta which has
j t ix,. equaled.
K. P. Ihitton ft C, New York, have
recently Isaued the fifth edition of
The Letters Which Never Reached
Him," that curiously unique record of
the life and death of a love, death
with the dentils of the two wbo lived
; the love. There are other books In
, ,0 wni(. , t.,,
! . , . ,.,
j lh, 'ote. tne , of ,h,
spirit that tries so hard to bear up
against the depression of a wide sep
laratlon, that compels Itself to be. or
; seems to be, cheerful, to see and to
communicate the humorous side of
- - '" ...... .
Yet sll the time there Is the unbidden.
a resisted undertone of melancholy,
and long In-fore the end the chill In
the creeping shadow of the tragitly
wrought In far-off Pekln. It Is s
strangely touching bonk that well mer
E.u Ihn f.vn, II ha. win
j "Peter Teeter Stories," a thin, square
octavo, a belstect Juvenile holiday
j book, but )ut as effective for snitislug
little folk now as before Christmas.
Is sn adaptation from the German
"Struwwelpeter" of lr. 1 1 el n rich Huff-
man, of which more than ..(ss),iss)
copies have been sold since It came
out. more thau half a century ago.
Felling to find sny book for sale which
be thought fit to amuse his own little
boy, and taking s lesson from bis ei
perience with sick children, he bought
a blank tmok and filled It with his own
j simple stories, such ss the lltfle folk
-ould follow, storlea which tht mere
music of the Jingles would make pleas
Ing to children. Illustrated with pic
tures of scenes snd action that are In
telligible to them. The result mas a
book with s phenomenal sale. This
original stock lias been sdapted Into
English by Prof II. I.. Kchwetxky,
with sddltions of some new stories
snd pictures prepared by Itaymond II.
Gannon.
VILLAGES IN THE DARK
Japaaea rVettleraeete A ssld Dense
Grove of Kvergreena.
Without having actually seen tueui
you cannot Imagine bow dark some
Japanese country villages remain, eveu
In the briguteat and hottest weather.
In the neighborhood of Tokyo Itself
there are many villages of this kind.
At a short distance from such s settle
ment you see no houses; nothing Is
visible but s dense grove of ever
green trees.
The grove, which Is usually com
posed of young cedars and bamboos,
serves to shelter the village from
storms and also to supply timber for
various purposes. Ho closely are the
trees planted that there Is no room to
pass between the trunks of them; they
stand straight as masts and mingle
their crests so as to form a roof that
exclude the sun. Kach thatched cot
tage occupies s clear space In 'he
plantation, the trees forming a fence
about It double the height of the
building. Cuder the tree It la always
twilight, even at high noon, and the
bouses, morning and evening, are half
In shailnw. What makes the first Im
pression of such a village almost dis
quieting Is not the transparent gloom,
which has s certain weird charm of
its own, but the stillness.
There msy be fifty or a hundred
dwellings, but you see nobody and
bear no sound but the twitter of In
visible birds, the occasional crowing
of cocks snd the shrilling clcadse.
Even the clcadae find these groves too
dim snd sing faintly. Being sun lov
ers, they prefer the trees outside the
village. I forgot to say that you may
'
chij
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see
sot
th
tb
bs
hii
Is
knox l hear you're getting up sn
amateur theatrical club. Woodbv
Yes, and now we're looking for s good
motto for the club. Whst would you
suggest? Knox Whst's the nixtter
with "Tbluk twice before you act?"
l'Ulladelphis Press
Fweale Ellis la Railroad Wreak
A repert recast l.su.4 by the la-
.... (Vinimlsslon shsws
ItJfpJtBI Hef TeVVtssS aas wrw w. v -
that th. total number of cusltl- to
parsons ea railroads In the Hal ed
State, during the fiscal year end ug
June 0. HUM. was M.U. comprising
2 T8T hilled and 6I.84S Injured, Ihls
shews a. large Increass ev.r any ether
year. U Is a large total, aud, In com
psrlson. msy be ssld te bs slmllsr to
lbs eomplsts destruction of any os or
such cities ss Salt Lake City, I lab;
Han Antonio. Texas; lla.-liie. Wis; lo-
peks. Kan.! Waterbury. Conn ,; Wilkes
barre. Pa., or Augusts, tla.. neither of
which hs anything like M.tJt) Inhahl.
Isnts. In both the Amerli-an aud Brit
ish armies, Sept. . and OH. T. II, and
12, 177. In the series of fights and
movements around Ssrstnga. ss In
cluded by It. S. Creasy, In his Tlf
teen Decisive Battles of tlis World,
there were less than M men; while
the highest totsl given by C. K. Adams
In Johnson s "Cyclopaedia." of the kill
ed. wounded, snd missing on both
sides at Waterloo, one of Hie greatest
battles of sll time. Is M.t'JN men not
so many by 702 ss last yesr's total of
fnlted States railroad cnsiisltles. The
number of collisions and derailment j
during the past year was lift, In
volving $9."!3,7 In ilsmsges to roll-j
Ing atock and roadbeds. This gives the j
astounding Increase of H4.H collisions;
aud derailments over 1l3 - astounding !
but for the reduction of employes, lu
1U04. by 7MXW.--Frederick: t pnam
Adams, In success Msgaslne.
Mlltleajs ef Velales.
When the Kditnr read UMNO plants for
ihter Seed to., U t rosse. Wis., then
eeol
it. I..
1 1,. re mim no. more reliable stid ex
trosive seed growers in the world, makes
this offer which is made to 11 ? to
V. ... . U arfintnl reell
isfie eeeus.
They will s,nd you their Irf p sni ana
Ugrow
l .lsMhne, solid t slihaes,
3 OX) ni-h. luiejr 'I urni,
2 .am hlanrlnnf. nutty Celery,
2.01'W rich, buttery 1-elttH-e,
I tssl aplrml .d On inns,
I.OOu rare, luvious Kadishes.
1,000 gloriously br lliant flowers,
an. ros bi t lc rosTAOS,
providing you will return this notice, snd
if ou will send them 'JOc in postage, they
will sdd lo the alwvre a pi'kjjfe of f
nous Berliau t'suliliower. ll'. t. L J
Aa Old Care for Scurvy.
Scurvy used to be regularly treated
when It was possible by burying ths
pstlents up to their necks In fresh
earth, a practice officially recommend
ed In the British navy less than a
tne tass-rs Twk-.nf nf tliaa rTtfsar Af I he.
- " "
frigate R oma were so t rested on th.
shore of IHjiius Msris Msy, Santo lw-
mlngn. Holes were dug lu the softest
.nil .... I,a hja,-h Inlrt Mi-h nf III...
a man was pm arm ourieti to nie coin,
while a dels ch men t of their shipmates
wss told off to keep fhe flies from
their faces. They were kept In thl
position for to hours, snd fhe treat-,
me nt wss so effective that four duys
Ister sll the sufferers were sble to re-'
Join the frigate.
A GUARANTEED CL'RE I OR PILES
iK-aiaa sued, auojiiuj or rroiriwiet riie
IT"1'U'" lU r"""1 "-"7
Mfc.NT Ceils St. eare Jww la te u Ui. ar.
;
How ll Began.
Hepresentsti.. H.y M Vlrglol. tell.
.ber. being haM befor. . poll.,
.... '. . . . . .... .
'
"Yes, yo kooah."
"Then tell aa. ia a few
. .
worm. Just
how tb difBrnlty began."
"Well, yo' huosh," replied th dsrky.
with much gravity, "I think It wss when
th chairmsa of d entertsinmeut root
mitte swatted d secretary orah de head
wif d lovlo' cup." Collier's Weekly.
riTA reraefieatjjr Care. Na aiser aerveusneee
rild nr Bret day's eaeuf lit Kllne'soreel Nerve
Heaurer. Heee tot r ree a S trial b.xo ana Ireeoae.
bt. R u. Sim.. 1x4 , hi An-k m, 1'snaa.ipiiia, re.
la Jail for flnees ng.
Aa one of the goxl, kind ladles wss
ws Iking slong ths tier after th
church was over, saying kind words
to the unfortunate sons of Adam, aba ;
tomovl In front nf cell su nn i h.
el 1 th floor I
Kbe aaid, "My good, kind man, what
In the world ever put you In tiers?"
He ssld. "Knertlng
8b said, "My goodness! Huw In
lb world could they put you In here
for sneexlug?"
II said, "I woke ths gentleman up."
Cook County Jail Journal.
Te Sappleraeot Oar Clvllaatloa.
Aa a result of observation snd re
flection during s long life touching
public men and measure In wlds va
rlety, I would desire for my country
three things sbovs sll others to sup
plement American civilisation; from
Oreat Hrltaln her administration of
crimlnsl Justics; from Germsny her
theater; snd from sny or every Kuro
pesn country save Russia, Bpaln and
Turkey, Its government of cities.
Prom Andrew D. Whites "Impres
sions of ths Germs d Etnporer," In the
Century.
INDIAN ASHOWS, SPEARS AND
PIPiiSwsnte-1 I will ver rash
for sll toodrellrs of atone Mend
outlines of what you tiers sua set
mv nrli-es. Artrlre..
H. P. HAMILTON, Tw stivers. Wlecea.l.
bVIUTCIi HAI.KHMKN toeanvasa amoniat ths
naniLU tsm.ers snd deslsrs eelllnf fire
water sod Burelar Fro if nefee. frlcee sr
wllhla reach of everyone lnuA monejr mas.
er. Have Sfenla bow makliif lo.ou per Say,
Address
SPtcutiv sritiNoco.
Oft te
. J. 8HIEUD8 CO.
Growers and Importers of All Kinds of
Uraaa send I'letltl HwskIjs
7 around, deep-rooting frees saedt thst
ill euarsme to (row on (round that will
produce cereals or sny older kind of crass
1 roaaecropoi nsjr ana nesture sll seasons
"'' Address M. I. Melds C., Mew-
4 is iieta. son Br eront'ls
PUTNAM
CW BMW aeetel befarhter asei f.
KiraaaawS I srve aerfed resoKe. Ash a.aler. ,
ate) ae ssut crs. MOftROC DRUC CO.. )Sm
THE OLD FOLKS AT HOME
Are Never Without Pe-ru-na in the Home lor
Catarrhal. Diseases.
KRenJ MR 1 V- se- UM U I I -w J M'M.
ktmmUkit f tinted by Pe-ru-eia
I'lider date ol January I", li7, lr.
Hartman received the billowing letter;
"Mv wife Ima been a sufferer ('tn a
,.,. .li. at ion ol diseases (or llie past
Hie skill ol somen! llie lu.wt noted phy-
aicisns. one ol uer wo
rst troubles
was chronic constipation ol several
years' sluiiiling. Mie ali passing
iliroiiuh that imt critical perlnl in
the lile ol a woman change ol life,
"lit June, 1H6, I wrote to you almt
her esse. You advised a comae o I e-
,, m Mmmlin, allien we ai once
,.,1,lllirm.r, mlu ltlVe o say
it
I l,,"",.v c,,t,s! ,,,r
'Alaiut the same time I wrote you
slxmt tn v own ae ol catarrh, h h
1...I ol twenty-live year, stand -
ing. At time. I was aluu-t past going-
l,'T,fJltLl.J-T. l;
your snstriatUoeai and torn in tied as use? lor
about a year, and S haa coenptrlrty cured
me.-'-lolin O. Atkinson,
A Confusing Ad terlleeinenl.
v u: tt: !r tt t:i
tin Iln a printed hollee of a new hair
dye, dinh-rllMHl lu Kngllah. - de-
( ,,,.,, , )nlr dj l frilm ulr , , .
(,,,.,, ,rilo , -
! Tipj( ft(h , ,Mr,( wf fi)f
. ,..,., . .,.,..,,. .
.... I
J nirllHWl. Mlw: "U fMlUifM Del
: rulor ,,, ,,, nJur.
i
( c
.
When s child I had a very severe at-
tack of Diphtheria, which came near prov i
ing fstal. Vpon recovery the glandsol the 1
n r ,. , " .
, neck were very much cnlsrgrl, and alter :
1 UM iodine, the right one was i
'u"d..,, ..''I T. M U,?A'i
, nU ti
came very painful. An incision wax mails
The glsnd was removed, or ss much ss
1 could with safety be taken out. Fur ten
: years I wore a little piece of cloth about an
jnch , 1b ror Bwk t() fc (w JUr)
open. During this time I had to have It
cut open by the doctor every time I took
cold or the opeuingcloggrd 1 n the Spring
or early Summer of 1HA4 I wss prrsuwlrd
by my wile to use S. S. S , which I did,
strictly ia accordance with directions. I
took twentv-eix large bottles, and wa en
tirely cured, for I have not suffered since
that 'time. II. 8 RaOfjtND.
Royal Bag Mfg. Co., Charleston, & C
Only s constitutional rcmedr can reach
an hereditary disease like hcroful. When
the blood Is restored to a normal condition
and th scrofulous deposits are carried oft
there la a gradual return to health. h.S 8.
a-, A. is well knownass
blood purifier and
tonic, it it tne
an I y guaranteed,
strictly vegetable
rrmnl ysol'l. If you
have any signa of
Scrofula, write us
and our physicians
will ad visr you f res
Tit Swift 8psclfio Csmpssy, Allaata, Cs
Around the World
"I have eeS yewr Flea)
Bran Slkkere tor yeers
la lb Hewelle Ulenda
io1 tewBd ItMm Ihe onlv
rllcl I bat suites. I ess
aew la Is Is ceanlrv
(Africa) eikl think a great
seal yeur coala."
(eusi ee seetieanea)
"seerorta-w Ida r.p la- .
tie .S Tewer e Weler. "VTvY-"3
V..Z... ;I.V'nl .
th positive worth ei t
ell geraaenta Searing , .-.A
ibtt Sign ee the l i.a. 'UHlSM9
A. J. TOWER CO.
Bostaa, U. 8. A.
TOWER CANADIAN CO., LIMITED
Tennis, Canada
HI IW l. , .t...tf .In
iQHI B.IAUIR IEID CO.
r.u.i. La Croeee, Wis.
If FDTED
II"" ftklll 11
crnnH ft
iTlO.OOO Plants for I6c.
IV M-tr fffsrvlsritt sarid tmtnn mi pUhlril Ut JrE
I "lir'a '! tii an Any ntiiar In f
Ttr Mr1rs Tuitt t raaaott fur tlila, k J
f A own nwr , nrrsy fur lUm t 'O
'l I?""'' of ?"r wirraias4 aer. J f
fJ)ln orilcr to Iniltef vci.t ! It y thtvM.. g 9
' JVWSW rttl t,,u (tit) futiuvlitif uuutm. C W
'XplC& ew.U.,le. nffir,
CTain Fo Iff Omnim Pomt pml4 j
. T lMMIItHe. IX .UUl..btst, fk
J If JtMiar . J-ls IwewlM, . A
I II I a-lt I alary, 4jf A
' IX 1 Mssjb Halls UitM. ii JQ
r I llMW lasvaild tlaUaa, M f
J ) limsl Mara Use I a N4, A
! jlartal; rllll.. V.
I A bo ! psk.-kawra i-niilaln mm jf 1
I fl H.f,t ln '" ',"l0,, l'l"". "r It I
I f I Zl'h,n -''' r brllMnnl
III rsi.il i..i.i lotaof iit..a gJH,
III iftli.t'lfatlir wMUniiT trmavi f Jff
III r:''"sf ,iui.iiIkiiii rii w-is, Wmm
1 1 V2J1' l"tl-. ". n f.ir
" sv-es, war a
FADELESS DYES
.. ,t . . bj I sVaas er
esher dye. On 10c oaiknea el.
win Sana poet eald i tui .
ss. MlaeHHiri. '. a
UaiewvUhi, MlMeuri,
MR and MRA.
JCHW
In a letter dated January I, 1000,
Mr. Atkinson says, alter five yrars' ss.
fierieiice with IViuita:
"I mW ever continue) Is spewli s t wad
word lor Pertine. I aen tisl t tares) wf ta
! ...
John O. AlUeatea, IndeaesMsssxa.
Boa 27i.
Alia Hchwamlt, Hanlatrn, Minn..
riles:
1 hews area treubard with rtwumaakas
and ifftarrk las- Iwentv-flve yew. (.aaal
not sirea day er if M. Alter hewing used
Perune I law seres and antheng h4Ker mt
sww. II I ever am alfetted wh any kind
ol setfciMre, Perisna be (lie mteVklna I
shall iss. My ssm wen oared af catarrh el
the iavrrt by Per una."- Mrs, Ale Vnatt
. Wtieu old age comes, catarrhal die
eases come also. Hysleiuic catarrh is
slinost universal in old people.
1 AlMrJl), r g, , Uttiima Vrmi,
o, Th- Ur,m.n hllr,l)lir,um io.
luniliiis, Ohio, wha illlptcllo
'
g'e ).m the Iwnefli b his medical ad
I vice galls'.
owmiosi
roartANs
st. iielen's mall
.
, , tasses.l waet-j.s.Uail.1lniii4.
Int e-tiisueut-(lMj eewl. Sea4 iw tas
sl$i.e
Term Oimmssi ssertemHsr IN.IU04
svi ttMassf tsl
jrvxtf rtm-t,
sa aa 1 aatftassst
V as
FEIUlYvS
-tee eujwlaee after a rears'
sms. eteere
the teaee ee sunwe
eee. A ll eawn au
Oluai ( lew Bw a
Wee A easel f
Sn , faa. I 1
D M fis..r
ttsrawf, men,
ECONOMICU IRRIGATOR
Phillips
Hydraulic
aO COr Ot OCXkATIOt
rll leday for Ire lliut(rat4 boo dec
COLUMBIA ENGINEERING WORKS
loth anil Jobusott sireela, forllau-t. Or.
Clean Your Grain
- TOR sttor : :
Ths CHATHAM FANNING
MILL, wilh Sacking stlahnwnt,
will clrsn ni grade all kinds ol
Grain and Seeds. Ths only machine
thtl has screens and rid iln mads
especially lor cleaning grain on ths
Oissl, To convincs you llut this
Grain CUaner is as rsprcsrn'cd I will
lend you one on 30 days' ire trial
snd will pay the freight.
Trite m lor our Derlptivs Cat
alogue and "on lime" proposition
it wl.l InUrrs! you. 1
cro. w. roon
Dept. II Portland, Oregon
P. N. U,
N. -t0
3
lyilKN wrllli.f to 4s art leers pi
V f SUeilllMBI lit
Ihls ier.
-in u
Is
Ike .V
r
Ram H
-. - iW seJSsw
jpl
I mo equeny wen
U,.. Wr fur ra fMUe hew I
era,