All Humors
An impure matter which the skla,
Urer, kidneys and other organs caa
tot take care of without help, there U
uch au accumulation of tliom.
They litter the whole system.
Mmple, boils, enema and other
wruptlons, lou of appetite, that tired
feeling1, bilious turn, fit of indigea
don, dull headache and many other
trouble are due to them.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Remove all humor, overcome all
their effect, strengthen, tone and
Invigorate the whole system.
"I bad tall rheum on my hands o that I
ocid not work. I took Hood'i Sarsaparilla
and It drove oat tlx humor. I continued
Ka bh till the mum disappeared." Ma.
tBa O. Baown, Ramrord Fall, Ma.
Hood' Sarsaparilla promises ts
urs and hasps the promise.
Arsenic and Corpulence.
A curious torjr is reported concern
tag a barque which arrived recently In
port having in her cargo three hundred
caak of arsenic. The crew lept very
near tb large array of barrels contain
log the drug, which gate off constantly
an Indescribable odor. They soon all
noticed the same thing, snd sereral of
the tars became aware tout they were
becoming abnormally stout One man
gained twenty-live pound. The agsre
gate extra weight put on by the en
tire crew was little less than four htm
dred pounds. This was attributed to
vapor generated by the action of the
sun on the cask and Inhaled by the sea
men while they slept
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Tata Luuln Bromo Quintn Tablrta. All dnic
ftau refuu4 to money u It ta'la to cur. IL W.
tiro! aiaaaiuro la oh hk-o. box. SSo.
Natural Koap.
It Is said that In a mountain near
Elko. Nevada, there is an Inexhaust
ible supply of pure soap.. One may
enter the mine with a botcher's knife
and cut a large a piece as he wants.
It Is beautifully mottled, snd on be
ing exposed to the air hardens some
what. The mountain of cl.iy Is of fine
. texture, and It contains, boracic acid,
soda, and borate of lime. Its color is
given It by the Iron and other miner
als, to its natural state it Is rather
strong In alkali, and removes ink and
ether stains readily. At one time it
was used on the Pullman earn, but
when Its peculiar origin became gener
ally known passengers appropriated it
so extensively for souvenirs that the
company was forced to bo back to the
common soap of commerce.
For bronchial trminim trv Tiso's Cur
for Consumption. It is a (rood cough
SBedicinr. At drusririt, price io tents.
Gorgeous Japanese floors
In number the diaphatiou robes
worn by a Japanese woman of bib
rank of the eleventh or twelfth cen
tury were seldom less than twenty,
while on great occasions even more
might be necessary. Thus at a great
palace fete It Is said that "some wor
as many as twenty-live suits, showing
glimpse of purple, of crimson, of grass
green, of wild rose yellow and of sa
pan-wood brown, their sleeve and
skirt decorated with golden designs,
while others, by subtle commingling
of willow sprsys and cherry blossom
and by embroidered patterns picked
ent with gems, represented the poem
of the jewels and the flower."
Mother! will And Mri. winaloWi Boothlng
Bjrup ma waft rouivuj louw lor IDSu COiluran
during tha toethlng period.
A Famous Aqueduct.
One of the msst Imposing architec
tural relics of western Europe is the
aqueduct of NIsmes, In southern
Prance. After the laps of sixteen
centuries this colossal monument still
pans the valley, joining bill to bill in
nearly perfect atate. The highest
rang of arches carries a small canal
Just wide enough for a man to creep
through and atiil retaining a thick
'lining of Roman cement The height
of the etructure is J88 feet and the
length of the highest arcade 872 feet
It use was to convey to the City of
NIsmes the water of two spring twen
ty -At mile distant
"Wins
Sonpstone I now fused by the oxy
hydrogen flam into clear glass. Thl
can be drawn Into very fine fiber.
which have all the advantage of the
quart fibers nsed for delicate snspen
slons, and Is likely to prove otherwise
serviceable.
Ner!y i2.nori.000 ton of coal per
year are now saved, acordlug to the
estimate of A. A. Campbell Swtnton.
by the use of water power for the pro
motion of electricity. Statistics col
lected by him show that up to lust Au
gust niHmt l.rKO0i horse power for
electrical work was being generated
from water power, and of thl total
nenrly one-third belonged to the I'nited
States. In England only 12.000 horse
liower I thus developed,'
That some of the lower vertebrate
possess ii onse unknown to ua has
ecn made evident by the prolonged ob
serration of M. Werner, a naturalist
of Vienna. Not less than 130 Indtvid
tiiils. one-third of them at liberty, have
been studied, and It has been made cer
tain that reptiles and amphibians are
so strongly attracted by water that
they go straight toward It, even though
he so far away that no sense known
to man can detect It. The new sense
is supitosod to depend upon some kind
of chemical attraction, though how It
acts and on what part of the body arc
mysteries.
Student of the science of the weath
er are giving greater attention than
formerly to the phenomena of III at
mosphere high above the earth s sur
face. Explorations of the upper air
with kites and balloons have bad re
sult which have made evident once
more the great value of mountain ob
servatories. The Weather Bureau I
now planning a great center of meteor
ological research to be placed on Mount
Weather, In the Blue Kidge mountains,
six mile from Bltiemont, Va. A new
theory of the nature of cyclone and
anti-cyclone is expected to result from
the Investigations now going on.
The increasing demand for platinum.
particularly for use In the manufac
ture of gas mantles, an led to the In
vention of a process of saving the fine
powdery grains of this metal found
in the gold placer deposits of southern
Oregon and elsewhere. The platinum,
being in a state of very fine division.
tlmot in the form of dust, will not set
tle in a placer sluice so long as the
water Is briskly stirred. After the
metal-bearing water has passed over
t riffle table, on which nearly ail the
iiold settles. It is drawn more slowly
over a coco-mat riffle, on which the
plntinuui settles, and is then collected
tiy rinsing the coco-mats over tank.
Formerly the platinum was all wasted,
at first because Its Identity was not
recognised, nd afterward because no
process was then known for saving It
In order to counteract the opinion
that the Amazon Valley offers favora
ble opportunities for Investment and
settlement our consul at Tara, Louis
H. Ayme, sends to the Department of
Commerce a discouraging picture of
the condltiona that new colonists In
that part of the world would have to
face. The bank of the vast river and
it tributaries are flat and awampy,
and the tangled forest Invade the
edges of the streams. Expanses that
look like fertile meadow are composed
of green ooze. In which the capybara.
or tapir, wade more than knee deep.
The extraordinary forest do contain
many kind of precious woods, th
most valuable In the world, but these
trees are scattered and hard to get at.
There are almost no markets, and no
ways to reach markets. The food sup
ply Is neither varied nor abundant.
ent for from three mouth to two
year to a forced labor Institution.
It has been found that certificates of
origin and of discharge from work,
which tb legitimate work seeker ran
posses in Swltxerland, materially help
Id the Identification of the professional
tramp. By mean of the system oft vwmm
Itlentlfloatlon of th. Inter Cantonal j UmkiAr, yrtl .olug , gft , w
Vulon. repre.eu(ed In fourteen out of ;,. j,BkiNe, ,, h,
tweuiy-two cantons, valuable assist- Mn.t ,flrord it.cinclnntl Tribune,
anoe is rendered the authorities. The . , ......
union Issue a traveler', relief book tompromle: Miranda-No, Fred,
with which real workmen can travel ; on armchair; yoo take It,
II over the country and be fed and ! 1 Kr-uppos w both tk Un
clothed until work I found for them; ,1 L,f''
but the Inveterate beggnr and tbe "Young Ir. Swift calls every day on
'work-any" are turned over to the ait-1 'he little widow." "IHr me! Is she
thorltiee for puulshmeht. Swltierlaud j a III a nil that?" "No. but h I
Is a country of small Jurisdiction. The a pretty all that." Kx.
system described may not b prao Foodie My dear girl. I have a llttl
tlcabl In thl expansive country, and . more eno than you give m credit for. !
resort must be bad to other methods. Mr. Foodie -I am clad of that for
The Tennaylvanla tatute for the sup- your sake! Illustrated Hits. !
pression or the proressloual tramp will
be found effective wherever It I eu-'
ergetieally applied. j
ANOTHER NEW CULT.
"Pe only thing dst some people gits
out of education," said I'ncle Kben, "Is
de ability to talk so' people can't un
derstand 'em." Waahlngtnn 8tr.
Illuki Sklnnetn tell me he I going
Chivaso Ulrl Founds Relilon Which ( Into Catchem law otflce a partner.
" Jink iioesn t h mean as an accom-
Another religion cult which It pile! Clnmul Commercial-Tribune.
foundress call Scientific Chrlstisnity she ia .m, r.rtm. . . t.r. .it..
has been born la Chicago and alre.dy Uv.r.s H,N ,, new
according to tbc,briuloh of ry 0l( art. . Kr(irtiiis
young woman who , , skln r rot-ess -Detroit Free Press,
ha evolved It It I . .
rlaima l.fl. adher-1 K Newrlche. are get
ents. The .voting i rU,l,,"r'? "j"" !
woman Is Mabel j '"" ', ,M",1k f ' ,ho"" ""T"'
A.Jackman. It Is I f ,,""m,ful hon.e.-N.w
not ntsj to ten
what S c 1 e n 1 1 flc
Christianity I. It
U.VHtX A. JACKItAM
eem to be a mix
ture of Christian
Science and the
Salvation Army,
Why. when the account was opened
you told me you were well off. Lamb
ley So I was, but I didn't know It.
Town Topics.
She Ild you erer take your automo-
with a few frills of Jobu Alexander; hue apart to see how It worked? He
Howie thrown lu. The home of thehv". not exactly. I have taken It
new cult Is a former Methodist church, j apart to see how It didn't work. Yon
which was gutted hy fire some tlmejer Statesman.
ago and which came Into the posses-1 Mayme What a gossip Mr, dadby
siou of the uew society recently. This j Is! Edith Yes. Indeed. 1 never tell
church Miss Jackman calls I'aradlse, her anything without finding out that
while she assumes the title of the ' she hn already told It herself. 'h II
Shepherdess of Paradise. Connected j adelphla Bulletin,
with the church I a small printing j Mr. Jones My daughter Is onlv IS.
office where Miss Jackman Issues a j you hH(1 bp,,,., . , ibe u j,,,
weekly publication devoted to her pe-xh Lover Well. 1 v waited two
culiar religlou views. It costs a new l jfurt, for her to get older, but b dill
member 2 to Join the new church. stay it IS. Judge.
while monthly due of 2 are supposed I , .... , , ,
. . .. . 11 I After the Wake: Mr. Cassdy
to be paid afterwards. -t.... .. . . . , ... ;
to ok I... o i . .. Twns very natural he ooked. Mr.
I.Ike the Christian Scientist the;,s. ,.' . , . , . . .
,,, , ... . . . itasey Aye: shure he I.M.ked fur all
member, of he new cult cla m the j the wurM ,
power of healing the sick and a.Hicte.1. ! (,ea.t. IMuMrtU Bits.
Miss Jackman intends creating a new!
city to be known as Paradise, In which ! . "'"-" foa'rt got place In that
there will be no saloons, no gambling. bnkt"K ""'' I nppoh It wa. he-
no vie. nnelo-arafor.. .ml n., , stifle, "'mow votl Knew tne presmenit nar-
: ue dUiD t know m?. Hcitou Trau
Ayers
Doctors first prescribed
Aycr's Cherry Pectoral over
60 years igo. They use It
today more than ever. They
Cherry
Pectoral
rely upon It for colds, coughs,
bronchitis, consumption.
They will tell you how It
heals InHamcd lungs.
t hart a atf U.t emiih far threa vaara.
Sil I ti tail ATKfal'lwrx l-aftural "'
lun al tvoo oaalKlauo tuy aubdniroi
WVls. fsaat. llvn, Oothrl Caslra. ta.
for "i
ttiii'le.ia
Old Coughs
laawnt Irf)okJw
Thr would b leu lockjaw," ld
a physician, recently, "If PopU would
tak Just a llttl simple precaution.
Th mok from a wooln cloth I
fatal to th tstamis microbe. Thl
bacillus I picked up wllh such dirt
a get Into th wound from a rusty
nail, or whtrr 1 Inflict It. r
from othr cauie. nd I on of the
lst to kill. Tak a woolen chhii
'and set fir to It. Hold the wottmi
ovr th mok for 20 minute snd In
'nllt case out of ten tln inlcrobi
which cause all Ih trouul Will u
dd."Nw York Sum
rlow'aTtmt
..... n tiioiilni.t Itellara ItawaM lot
any wauft aistth thai caiiltut b BMied bj
Uaiut autthO..... ,.0ir T,,,,,,,,,,;,
Wa. th tiniitnmi""i, e. . .
Ch."a lor Iha la.1 1.1 ta. Slid lllaT.hliil
II who know not wt It I. iA ."T
know lt,.t what It I. t ...i'.VI'.'K
MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PUIirot
trtllllWMIN MACHINImVci,"-4
rH si M-lsi. lr.
LAND SCRIP FOR SAU
i
In ana M'laiitliv lu laimi,,,, I
daart t nt tln.i.r land .ui,.,HT,;, ' 1 I
, iiuproraiuviil l.o i Imw," ? I
I rWW. rmnl.nZ I
allow II V, J.
I haiiar lot ma iai w jraia. ..... .......
ttlai(l h.H"tl'la In all biuiu.a usinao
IluiK aii'l niiam isUt aula tmatij wut sut vie
to inair nrin.
, tf holanala lrlal. Tula.!", O.
hn A Mtsvis, aulaaala l'tu(-
On Ayer'a Pill at bodtlma Insure
a natural action not morning.
i(U..in ma.la l their nrin
at sr a mi tt.
Vt .LIIINII, IXN
Hall s i irrh('iira la laiaa liilnll, s.l
Inadltarlly Uin ih W" '' Bixeatw
,.a ..I th aiaiam. I't' . If Ih.11..
ld li sit iruann. laaunwiilali .
Hall Katullji fllla ra lUa bsal.
Anawxrril.
Intllfiisnt .Mnerlcaii - by I li, sir,
that lu Itusala there l antll prejiidiie
aslual tin Hebrews?
Cultivated ltuln" H-caitas Ilia lli
brews are ii'ili-t. Iiu'lfenaive people,
lm attend alrlclly to their own sffslra,
! and do eict'llfttl work for fair .
Just si the Chine do lit la la country.
An Incident or History.
Julia Ward How had Just written
"Th llattls Hymn of ihn ltepuhllc."
and wa reading It to i:llaleth Cady
Stanton.
"Well, I.Uslis" she asked when sh
had finished, "what do you think or
It?"
"tireat:" wa th reply, "Bui you
are boosting man galn lu doftatice of; tans mw r w "
our glorlou prInrlpU-a. Ml dowu now j
and writ another to he raded The i
Battle Her of tb Mepuhllc' " New
York Telegram. I
A tlllAHAVri t 0 Cl'KI! I OK l'll.l!S
II. !'.. Illll.it. Ill.tli.s w C,..UU.IlMf filaa
YnnritiunKt w.U lOin4 io If rA OI.tr
jo.iMHl I'laata tar tile.
This ia a reuiaikalilr utli-r Hip John A.
palt-r iStrtl Co., Iji I rom, W is,, innkes.
Hr movement she ssvs. will sw,-eo I I""" ue'aus
the world clear of sin ami dlatreaa
Between Zion on one side and rara-j 1
dlse entering unou Its great career on Aunt Hannah Have you told any
the other the people of Chicago should j 0119 of y"r engagement to Mr. Sweet
be happy. Utica Globe. er' Kdlth No; I haven't told a soul
except Bessie Miller, who thought he
A GIRL S NATURE. was going to ask her Boston Trau
, script.
fhaae of Character.' i Johnny Geehaw-Pw, what's th
law or gravitation? Farmer Geehaw
I dun no. I hain't got time to keen
Snlrer N-eda liate a tiatuin.tl trtiutntinn
sa tli corbel, ti-t, olimi-int tli rmtli
produce. Tltcv will aeinl you tlieir hii
piitnt and sen! tutitlof, ti'ip-ther Willi
rnotiith seed lo jtriw
1. ftal linr, ,.:d Ciibliagea,
2, til rii'h, )Hh')' i'urntp.
!.() hlaiuiiuiK. nuitv (Vlrry,
I '""I rich, butterv l.eltu-e,
l.t1 apUnilul lnii'ii,
l.ntl rnt, luH'iiti Until. h-a,
I.t) glorou-lt- brdliiini Kl writ
Tina itrrat nlTcr 14 tnad. in ordi-r lo in
duce vou to try tlirir warrititttd atirda -for
wlirn you once plant tlinti you will
grow no other, and
t.t. ro ni T Ko msti:h,
proviihntt you will return tlna notice, and
if Volt will end llirilt '.'Ik' 111 pfx.t,;r. thrv
will add to th above a Ih'k parkago of the
rnr!u-t Sweet ( '"rn on e.trtli fler'
Kuurth of July fully lu days ejilirr th.in
Cury, 1'ecp o' 1))-, ttc, etc. 1'. t . 1. i
The British Museum rotitalus over two
aiillion volimu-s if printe. hooka and
manuscripts, whii li ar swrrd upou f..rty
uiiies of alielvii.
If ro waul kiatlia
iasM mttiroa lua
awMf latstr
yaur
yuu taii
as (Uaot aurtlilB ti
tutaa lua 'ftV ',tt
Mm
'Zm r,
I
FERRYvS
SEEDS
-tua atanilanl afl.t , aan
taal. Iti la,a iiiiiuta)
Iha la,aal au4 aMrva,
nifa All 4i .i
Qtk.u. iiu, I a m-m
t ,MuM. A
o. M,n, aoe.V I
OStHOtT, MISH,
110,000 Plmfi for I Gel
V M ' arnlsnt f hmj t lHtM W
I taw?A.k1M'' " ' MhM I
m .je- " l" im. v m
I i "M "" 1
I I rtwii .t. .1 t.f rrit4 4d. 1 I
I K nU M.tW h.i m n I
ifc f ltiWiii. tuatif m I
PaS tC '" . I i
r
Much of a girl's nature Is betrayed
by tbe little act of brushing a speck
off a man's coat. If she picks off the
thread or imaginary bit of Hut very
carefully between the thumb and fore
finger It Is an Indisputable sign that
up with all the fool siatonts the durn
leglslatur' passes.---I.oitlt-lll Courier-
Journal.
it igfi way ma n How much money
TRAMPS IN SWITZERLAND.
Vagrant Who Wont Work Arc 8at
to Prison.
Newport News, Va., July i, 1903.
tt summer while recovering from ill
ness of fever, I had a severe attack of
Inflammatory Rheumatism in the knees,
from which I waa unable to leave my
room for several months. I waa treated
by two doctors and alsa trior) diffi.rr.nt
kind of linament and medicines which
seemed to relieve me from pain for
awhile, but at the same time I was not
amy nearer getting well. One day while
acauuig a paper 1 saw an advertisement
01 o. b. a. tor Kheumatum. I decided
to give it a trial, which I did at once
After I had taken three bottles I felt a
great aeai Deuer, ana I sun continued
to take it regularly until I was entirely
cured. I now feel better than
and I cheerfully recommend 8. S. S. to
muj uuc auuertag irom Kheumatism.
13 jd st cha. b. CuDKRsweva.
Kheumatism is caused by uric acid or
Am Ot. aAt.l : r . 1 . . .
"-" ih in me mood,
which when deposited in the muscle
and joints, produce the iharp, cuttine
pin nd th stiffness nd soreness pe
culiar to this disease. S. S. S. goes di
rectly into the circulation, all irrita
ting ubstance are neutralized and
filtered out of the system, the blood is
made pure ar.d the general health is
pmlt up under the purifying and tonic
euectsot the vege
table remedy.
Write for our spe
cial book on Rheu
matism which is
aentfree. Ourphy
iciamwill advise
without charge all
who will write ua
about their case.
Tb Swift Soociflo Company, Atlanta, Ga.
7m
1 mmat Ait uvi tn e
la tlnj. riold bv rtrtio-irivt.
-Igi?MirXTSsTrT7T
f
14 CiiDil
Mum
1,1
Tbe leading citizens of one of the
townships In a county adjoining Phil
adelphia, which suffers from the In
vasion of city vagabond and other ho
boes, hare organized for the purpose
of executing the anti-tramp law, ay
tbe Philadelphia Ledger. The example
la praiseworthy. If the society Is ac
tive in its field, tbe nuisance will soon
be abated. In trampdom bad new
travel wlftly. The place that are to
be shunned are soon known to the fra
ternity of work-shirker. The mere
existence of tbe anti-tramp association
will probably check the trnmp Invasion
to some extent, but arrest and Imprl-
onment the vigorous, persistent en
forcement of the law are necessary
for tbe removal of the evil and often
terror of the countryside. No law 1
elf-execntlve. Tramp prevail in coun
try township because the statute. pro
viding for their suppression is allowed
to slumber. Constable are few and
far between. There Is no State con
stabulary to patrol the highways. Cit
izens must, therefore, become detect
ive and make arrest, a they are em
powered to do under tbe law In this
case. Neighborhood organization, in
tended to bring a large body of citi
zen together to give vitality to the
anti-tramp law a rural law and or
der society to make good the defi
ciency and inefficiency of the ordinary
meager police establishment Is about
all that can be done to cope with the
trouble In an effective way In the
present state of local government In
small communities.
The treatment of the professional
tramp Is a matter of world-wide con
cern, t'arhaps Switzerland has mude
a nearer approach to a satisfactory so
lution of the problem than any other
country. From a report made by H.
rreston T nomas, an Inspector of the
English local government board, on
the methods of df-nllng with vagrancy
In Switzerland, It appears that a plan
has been devised for distinguishing tbe
honest searcher for work and the pro-
resaionai tramp, which has done much
for tbe elimination of the beggar from
that country, If an able-bodied man
Is without mean and Is genuinely In
search of work, and his "paper" are
In order, be 1s supplied by the police.
or tbe International Cantonal Union,
with rood and lodging, and will, if
possible, have work given him. If
he cannot obtain any, be Is passed on
to the next town, to a relief station, to
hi own district, or to tbe frontier; If
It i decided that he is "work-sby," In
tbe expressive Swiss vernacular, be is
she is a woman of a very practical and inftv 0,? Heldtip I couldu't
executive character. j guess. Highwayman You can't guess
On the other hand. If a girl should I"' "n30"111? Heldtip No. Highway
brush the coat Isuel of her fiance verr man Then glv It up Cleveland
softly and tenderly with the second ! 1ll,ln Deal,,r'
and third finger of her hand In her en- Neighbors I heard your dog howling
deavor to remove an lurlalble speck It last night. If be bowls three nights
Is a sure sign that she is more aentl- ln succession It's a sure sign of death
mental than practical. The man who Nextdoor Indeed! And who do you
marries her will live In a continual at- i '"Ink will die? Neighbors The dog.
mosphere of romance and bad house- Chicago News.
keeping. Reedy Stranger-Excuse tne, sir. but
There Is still another type of girl can you change a dollar for me? Hu
who will brush the speck off a nitin's ! manltarlau Why, yes. Seedy Stranger
Thank. And now will kindly tell
me where 1 can get the dollar? Cleve
land I'laln Dealer.
"That Mrs. Snaggs Is too much of a
aristycrat fur me to mingle wld.
"How's that?" "She was knocked down
by a push cart snd she had It put into
de paper dat she was hit hy sn a titer
coat with a broad sweep of the hand
in which all tbe fingers and thumb
play a part. She Is In all probability
an athletic glri who excels at tennis,
golf and the links and who will prove
a high spirited, strong minded woman
after marriage.
- Then, again, the girl who put a
flower in a man's coat with her hand j mobile." Detroit Free I'ress.
neia jauntily upturned from the wrist
and the flower held in the tips of her
fingers Is sure to be something of a
coquette, while tbe maid who give
you only the tips of her fingers when
she greets you in the drawing room or
public street Is probably an ambitious
girl. Chicago Journal.
Red and Green Snow.
At variou time It I recorded that
there has been "blood on the face of
tbe moon." Some old chronicles tell
of showers of blood, which, however,
are not well authenticated. The
"bloody snow," on tbe other band, Is
an actual thing. Snow Is sometimes
found in polar and Alpine regions,
where It lies nnmelted from year to
year, and the annual fall Is small,
colored red by the presence of Inniim
erable small red plant. In Its native
state the plant consists of brilliant red
globules on a gelatinous mass. Ited
snow was observed by the ancients, a
passage ln Aristotle referring to It;
but It attracted little or no attention
until 17W. when Saussure observed It
in the Alps and concluded that It was
due to the pollen of a plant. It was
also noticed by the Arcllc expedition
under Captain Boss on Baffin's Bay
shore on a range of cliffs, the red
color penetrating to the depth of J2
feet. Less frequent Is a green growth
of snow.
Sham and Kcalltlea.
The good man quietly discharge his
duly and shun osteututlon; the vnln
man considers every deed lost that la
not publicly displayed. The one Is In
tent upon realities, the other upon
semblance; the one aim to be good,
the other to appear so. Robert Hall.
Mlspluond Ili-Tollon.
He (bitterly) If I were rich you'd
marry me readily enough! She) Don't,
Gusale, don't! Much devotion break
my heart! He What do you mean?
She Often have you praised my beau
ty, but never before my common
sense!
It Is every man' opinion thnt his
wife put too much stress on the doc
tor' kindness, considering that It cost
$2 per.
The dumb waiter can't repeat what
the (peaking tube say.
Tommy Sinoklo' cigarettes Is dead
sure to hurt yer. Jimmy (J'on! Whirr
did yer git dat notion? "From pop."
"Aw! he wuz Jlst strtngln' yer." "No,
b wasn't strlngln' me; he wuz strap,
pin' me. Dat's bow I know it hurls."
Catholic Standard and Times.
"How do you account for the fact,"
asked the doctor, "a shown by actual
Investigation, that thirty-two out of ev
ery hundred criminal In the country
ar left-handed?" "That' easily ac
counted for," said the professor; "the
other sixty-eight ire right bunded."
London Tit-Bits.
"Say," aald th girl' dear little
brother, "are you a baseball player?"
"No," replied young Mr. Mlowton.
"what made you nsk that?" "Oh,
nothing, only when ma wa asklu' sis,
tbe other day, whether you was ever
goto' to come to bat, she snld It looked
to her as though you was playln' for
your release." Ex.
Mr. Tittle Wasn't It disgraceful
the way these women talked during
th play lust night) Mrs. Tattle
Well, I should say so. Surah Smooklns
was trying to tell ma the fuss ln the
Brlndles family, and those two women
made such a clatter I couldn't hear
more than half she said. Boston Tran
script "You are an hour late this morning,
Bam." "Yes, sah, I know II, sab."
"Well, what excuse have you?" "I
was kicked by a mule on my way here,
sab." "Thut ought not to have de
tained you an hour, Snm." "Well, you
see, boss, It wouldn't have If ho'd only
nave kicked me In dls direction, but
he kicked me de other way!" Yonkur
Statesman.
Being bitrn gu-:it i iime., i.,, iMtttram i
with it that s man will l xn-ut at (lu
fiiii'h.
)ii.iu.i.ia iiinqpu j.MAjja jo smut ni
Molbtrlr Ailvlt.
"Johnny," ld the Cleveland moth
er, "I want you lo gull ualng u. h lan
guage that.'
"Why, mother." replied Johnny.
"Sliskrupeir said is hat I Jusl Mid."
"i'heu you must quit m'laiiiig
with hint." rejoined the cautious worn
in. "He's uul fit companion tor
you"
Vou Can Ott Allan's I oo.l I Kl Ii.
Writ Allan nlmitad, la K,.t N. Y , hr !
Ira aaiiipl el Allan a r..i law. H eutra ;
aweallui. hut twMllan. a. Ulna taet 11 ma 1
saw or lulil (" as. A ttalB rota lot j
eorna Inarowlni nlla ami Imnlona Atlilrti-
l.l. Hlllt. . liun'l Srratil ! Ulwlltula.
j One Man' Theory.
! Mrs. N kid --You talk about tha )
' of single I!sih1iim. but. nrvordmg to
atattatii's, unite barhalurs commit aim-ids
than married uien.
Mr. Olilliaeh V. that true.
1 .Mrs. Nawkld Oh. jrou a, loot le. do
ami? Thru, I suppoM ton I'nu alplnlll
wlr it la So?
Mr. Oldliach Certsinlr. Thar ara
ilrlien lu dmperatlott b uthsr paopls'a
lis hies.
' FITC rf,,,an,'1r ''4. tin nt.rt, tiTHinM
rlld an, flrHt.u'.iM..rt, knur ai,,-.o ,
tl..f-, M-tt.l pSil.thUi,aHi,,p.,iM,
lf n. II kllna, U4..SU Aon St., rkUaaVIHiia. I'a.
Hating antig t miutem Into a phono
graph, s Sclilrawlg .hut or bita lift tu
atrtictliin In hia will that th tiin.ic ahali
ha reproduced at hia funeral.
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The Great Nonesuch Remedy
ST.
JACOBS
OIL
Th old monk cur, stror.f.
n fht. sur, has lor Ur
rl of century bsltlod nh
and conquered
Aches and Pains
lh worfljj ovr.
ar.d 50;.
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A Candid t It I Id. A Contrary Opinion.
Iil Visitor Your lllllo alrl seems "Then in r..i
m muib U"a w"h Mr- ,nld th m"' w,w uk" -'"' hoi)
Mrs. Seawall-Yea: and ah. doW "''
ofteu tik to stranrs. You think Mr. 1 un contrary, answeretl Mr
Olrpur Is real nice, don't rou Ai-nea? rltorniliigton llarnes, with a touch ti
Agnes You ssld ah wa est. 111am- pertty, "great actor are. lo mv nor
ms; but sh doaau't look t bit ilk on. inal knowledga, gi-ttlng left vcn
Bo.toq Tr.nscrlpt. .-son." Washington Star.
ALWAYS
CALL FOR A CIGAR
HY ITS NAME
"CBEClfl"
MEANS MORE TI IA.M
ANY OTHER NAME
mown BASot 0000 roi ruiT
Um Smt la Mm warM."
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GASTORIA
Tlie Annual Vacation.
Th annual vacation I one of the
mot efficient weapon against break
down for those who live In the Intense
modern life. A well-known New York
physician used to say that he could
do a year's work in eleven months, hut
not In twelve.
Work and IMajr.
Whlzzer Every man ought to di
vide bl time between work nud play.
Joshem Ye. Your friend Toucher
over there certainly dot thnt. liii. n
be Isn't plnyiiig tha rnces he I work
lug hi friend;--Chicago New.
AYcCdaUle Preparation fur As
siiniiatinf llic Food and HcCiila
luig the Stuinaclis aid Dowels of
Promotes DiSealioivChmrur-
nessanti Hest.coiilalni nclihrr
Ojntiin.Moj pliine nor Miiivral.
OTlMAltCOTC.
Wyw affju DrSAMUH rtTOWl
Alx-S'mHM
Anue .bed
lit ftittorutjf.Qj0
Aperfecl ndmedv rnrrnnellnA.
non.SourSlotiuirh.ni .irrluicji
Worins ,(;onviilsi(ins levensh
iirss (uul Loss or Sutui'.
Facsimile Signnlure of
NEW Yon Ft.
Tor Infanta and Children.
I The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of
A A
Air
Or. C. Cee Wo
Wdlirful Hon
Trea'.mnt
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In
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, I V nimill.iu this linpar, I
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To Convince You
in.tr
THE CHATHAM
Is Ihn lll'.KT INCCHATOIt n
tlie limrki-l, I will send you mil-,
(iuIk'U iri Milil, ami wait lor my
pay unlit Octolier 1, imifi.
it Hits given tint liit;ici-t award
at the (ircgiui bliiln I'sir, held at
Knlem hut fill. Wrllo (, r our
ii'scrlitlve Catiilr.g !.i l nrb..
tors and lliiioilfrs and our tiinu
pi Dpi sit o I.
ceo, w. roon.
Dept. 12 Portland, Oregon
PUTNAM FADELESS r V f? s.
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ralnrm milk, monl mnrl ti,Hnm