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Newspaper Page TextV li If -! j I i. ' r r 4 1 1;- Economy b a strofig point with Hood's Sarstptrilla. A bottle lasts longer and does more good than any other. It Is the only medicine of which can truly be said 1 00 DOSES ONE DOLLAR HER FRIENDS. Black Hnar Wouldn't Hav Har Dos gant te tk loaad. Among the prisoner taken Into Southern police court the other day waa n old colored woman who hid been muted for failure to provide tags for her two dog. When ques tioned by the court he anawered that aba was old and poor, and bad not been able to get money for the license tax. "But you know that it la against thn law for dogs to go without tags," the Judge reminded her, "and I shall bav Is sentence you" '. "I know It." aba Interrupted, hum bly. "I couldn't help It." "Unless," the judge continued, "thd dogs are sent to the pound. In that case you will be dismissed." But the old woman looked at him, her wrinkled face full of distress. "I eahn't do that. I cahn'tr she cried. And then she told ber story. Her dogs were her only friends, her only protection. They were such beautiful dogs, and one waa named tor ber bus band, and the other one was so know ing and could stand on his hind legs. Just like man! She could not let anything happen to her dogs. She wonld go to prison herself Instead. There waa nothing to do but accept ber decision. The judge reluctantly pronounced sentence sis dollars' One or nine days in the workhouse, and when the session wss over sbe marched quietly with the other pris oners out to the van. Nobody bad th- heart to tell her that before she came nt of the workhouse her dogs would probably be dead;, or if not. that she would undoubtedly be arrested again. After all, something might happen. In a police court even more than In other places, sufficient onto the day is the evil thereof. Something did happen. A newspaper reporter got hold of the story, and It came out in that night's paper. It was told very badly, not "worked up" a, all; but the Anieiicau public la quirk to read between the lines, and before the next morning the money for the old "aunty's" release and the tax for hetflogs had been offered many times over. She who had thought her dogs her only friends suddenly found ' ; r score of warm hearts st the service .h r need. Is a pretty story snd a not un ' common one. It Is safe to say that no case of need Is ever mude known to the public that help is not imme diately and eagerly offered. But re porters are not always at hand, and sometimes the friendless ones come to our very door. Are we as quick to ee them then, or do we wait for oth ers to point the way to us? Youth'! Companion. Rossis' Lack of Statesmen. As a matter of fact, there has not been a statesman of the first class in Buasia since Peter the Great, and none of the second class unless N esse! rode and the first Emperor Nicholas are to . be excepted. To consider Prince Gort chakoff a great chancellor on account of his elaborate dispatches la absurd. To call him a great statesman, in the time of Carour, Bismarck, Lincoiu and Seward, is preposterous. Whatever growth Russia has made in the last forty years has been mainly in spite of the men who have posed before the world aa ber statesmen: the atmos phere of Russian autocracy is fatal to greatness In her public men. Century. Are Visiting List Too Long? tin. De Fashion (average society lady soaking her round of calls owing to av erage society friends Is Mrs. Wiggins- in Blortland at home? Servant No, madam, she's Mrs. De Fashion Please hand ber my card when she returns. Servant 8b won't return, madam. She was buried a month ago. Tbo Water Clock. About 150 B. C there was a water clock in use in Italy, Greece and Egypt. Tb water escaped from a jar and fell Into a receptacle beneath, in which float- ad a small oar, which, by its rising on the water, pointed out the hours. I am compelled by a sense of gratitude to tell yon the great good your remedy baa done me in a case ot contagion uiooa Poison. Among other symptoms I was se verely afflicted with Rheumatism, and got almost past going. The disease got a firm Bold upon my system; my Diooo waa thor oughly poisoned with the virus. I lost in eruptions, splotches and other evidences ot tne disease. I waa truly in a Dad inape when I began the use of S. 8. S., but the persistent use of it brought me out of my trouble safe and sound, and I have the courage to publicly testify to the virtues of your great blood remedy, S. S. 8., and to recommend it to all Dlood-polson sutler en, sincerely believing if it is taken ac cording to directions, and fjiven a fair trial, it will thoroughly eliminate every particle of the virus. Tames CUBXAH Stark Hotel, Greensburg, Pa, Painful swellings in the groins, ted erap Hons upon tne skin, sores in tne mould and loss of hair and eyebrows, are some oi the symptoms of this vile disease. S. 8. 8. is an antidote for the awful virus that attacks and destroys even the bone. 8. 8. 8. contain no Mercury, Potash or other mineral ingredient. We offer i,ooo for proof that it is not absolutely vegefc able. - Home treat ment book giving the symptoms snd other interesting and valuable Infor mation about this disease, mailed free. Our physi cians advise tree those who write us. Tbl Swift Specific Company, Atlanta, fia. &1Y I Humorous KUa What nice hair Bella ha. Btel laWell, a woman la a fool to buy aa Inferior article Town Topic. The Lady That lan't tb ame atory you told m before. The Beggar No. lady; you didn't believe the other one. Ex. He Can't we Just quietly eparat without getting a formal divorcer She But I'm already engaged euoiuar. Life. ia vour wife economical?" "Very. She can flx over a ten-dollar hat for 13 o It will look Just a good a a new one." Puck. Big Brother Now, Willi, yott must give me the larger bait of the appla, because mamma aay w mustn't be greedy. Harper Basaar. "How are you making out In writing for the man tines r "Just holding my own. They send m back as much a t send them." Detroit Free rress, Uncle Josh Most every official that amounts to anvthinc has to Hie an an nual report Uncle Hiram Tea; an' I guess that about all some ot 'm do. Puck. Tourist I y, guide, what doe that memorial ston comr -morateT tuu I put it there. It wa upoq that pot a tourist once gave m Bve francs. Tit-Bits. Meekly Tea, w'r going to mov to 8wamphurt Doctor But the climate there may disagree with your wire. Meekly It wouldn't dare! Philadel phia Press. Nell Mr. Krammerer Is so kind. H aid I took a very pretty and very ar tistic picture. Bell Indeed! And whose picture did you take, dear? Philadelphia Ledger. 1 V-rY healthy Dlace. la It? Have too any Idea what the death- rat Is beret Caretaker Well, mum, I can't "sadly say; but It's about en apiece all round. Punch. Mrs. Smith I'd like to sell you a ticket air. We're getting up a raffle for a poor sailor. Mr. Kmty Not to me. I wouldn't know what to do with a sailor if I won him. Ex. "Moat divorces are caused by a very common mistake." "What la It? "Many a man In love only with a dim ple or a curl makes the nilstske of mar rying the whole girl." Life. riarinda Arent you allowed to keen a doe In your new flat? Florlnda No, we bad to give Fldo away: but Jack had hla dear little bark put In our phonograph. Journal Amusant Ida Are they really so rich? May I ahould say so. When tbey slipped several spoons and saucers Into their grips the hotel clerk ssid It was mere ly the souvenir hobby. Chlcsgo News. "Heavens!" exclaimed the first moth. "here's a fine prospect of starving to death!" "How so?" inquired the oth er one. "There's nothing In this box we're locked up In but a bathlng-ault Ex. Mlas Passsy Ton may sneer st pet dogs, but they're faithful, anyway, I'd rather klsa a good dog than some men. Mr. Bhsrpe Well, well, some men are born lucky. Philadelphia Ledger. Edith Is It true. Dolly, tbst Larkln kissed you before be picked you up In that runaway? Dolly Tes. dear; you know he is studying to be doctor, snd that was first aid to the Injured. Chicago Record-Herald. Photographer I would suggest that you relax the features a little and as sume s more pleasing expression. Mrs. Vlck-Senn I suppose I csn do It If you Insist, but I can tell you right now It won't look like me. Chicago Tribune. "What" asked the female-suffrage advocate with the square chin, "bos become of our manly men?" "Som of them," replied the meek and lowly citizen, "have married womanly worn en, and are now engaged In raising childish children." Chicago News. L'ncle George I'have read your arti cle over, and I must lay It shows a great deal of originality. Arthur Thanks, I'm sure! I flattered myself there were some ldess in It Uncle George I was not speaking of the composition, but of the spelling. Boston Transcript It was on the old camp ground. "Pass de bat," suggested Bruddab Wbeatly. But the parson raised bis band. "No, sah," be shouted, "dere'll be no hats about it Pass a tin box wld a chain to It De last time a bat was passed around beab It nevab cam back, and I bad to go borne barehead ed." Chicago New. "I must have a new gown and coat at once." "Great thunderation, worn an, bow can you ask for a gown and coat when you have to testify in my bankruptcy bearing next week?" "I simply have to have them. Do you think I can face the people In the courtroom when I am wearing my old clothes?" Indianapolis Sun. Fond Mother You will be 5 year old to-morrow, Willie, and I want to give you a real birthday treat. Tell me what you would like better thau anything else. Willie (after thinking eamesly for five minutes) Bring me a whole box of chocolate creams, moth er, and ask Tommy Smith to come In and watch me eat 'em. Youth. Mr., Uggy Don't you remember. dear, when your father forbade me the house? Mrs. Uggy Yes, and when mother wouldn't let me out of her sight for a moment? Mr. Uggy And I made up my mind to go off and dlo? Mrs. Uggy Ye, and I scared father Into thinking I was in a de'-line? Both Together Weren't those happy days? Tit-Bits. Effectual Way. "I thought Smeargl wa a friend of your." "He was unlf! lately. I had to drop him. He was always wanting to bor row money.". "Refused him sharply, did you?" "No; I lent him some." Chicago Tribune. Be good to those who are sick. It may be your turn next and your good nesa will Insure good care for you when you are flat on your back. Don't try cheap cough medi cines. Get the best. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. What t record it has, sixty years of Cherry Pectoral cures! Ask your doctor If he doesn't use it for coughs, colds, bronchitis, and all throat and lung troubles. t h f on tl yr"i Charry resrl It tl fcr.l mrdK-ttv- I pnwrltw for krua aaitia. lanB. .Mffh,. an,l hard cold. M. LouUAK. M.D, lib. K. T. All rtrtifgi.t. tfP Bronchitis Correct any tendency to constipa tion with email dosea of Ayer's PUIa. Moth LaagheU. How a railway porter gave a Roland for a passenger's Oliver Is related In the following tule: "A few weeks ago," he says, "a gen tleman came up to me on the arrival of an express, and said he had changed at such-and-such a Junction, and he could not find his luggage In the van. "That's all right, sir." I said; "the train divides Into two halves at the junction. You've come ou by the first half; your luggage will come on by the second. I've kuowu many a case." "You're wrong, porter," said the traveler; "It was not a case, it wa a portmanteau." "And." added the porter, "he went away with a grin which made me fair ly mad. In a quarter of an hour or so, though." he continued, "the gentleman came back, and said to me: "Porter, bow long will that second train of yours be?" " Twelve coaches and an engine, I replied. "We both hutched that lime." Everyday Swindlers. "There It goes again," said the trol ley conductor as he rang the bell to let off a passenger who had only rid den for a square. "You'd be astonished," continued the kulght of the bell strap, "to know how muny people try to beat the trol ley for a free ride when they want to make a call a sijuare or two away from home. "They hop on the car, wait till It bas started and then want to know If the cur doesn't go to some place which they know It doesn't come within a mile of. In this way they get their ride for nothing and go oo their way In the belief that they have fooled the comfuctor." Philadelphia Press. TO AWAKEN WHEN YOU WISH. Simple Plan Which Krqalrea No Alarm Clock to lie Bet. We hear it frequently asserted that if persons will impress the thought firmly upon their minds and continue thiuking about It until they have fallen asleep that they desire to awake at a certain hour in the morning, they will do it without fall, says a writer tn the St. Louis Globe-Democrat But bow many people have tried tills method of insuring a prompt awakening at a given hour In the morning only to find their rest throughout the night dis turbed and uneasy? Th brain will usually respond to the will and awaken one In the morn ing near the desired hour uuder any circumstances, but to prevent the un broken, uneasy sleep the adoption of only a very simple device is necessary. The last thing before getting into bed, take a watch or clock and turn Hie bands to the hour at which one wishes to rise and ttnze at this Just long enough to fix the hour firmly on the retentive memory. Then, if no other absorbing thoughts Intervene between that and the moment one is locked In slumber, the night's rest will be easy and unbroken and promptly at the hour In the morning, aa a rule, one will find one's self released from sleep and wide awake. There Is no need to keep thinking of the hour continually for a number of minutes, no need to rejieat It over and over In the mind; all that makes the brain uneasy and results In the dis turbed similiter. Simply look at the watch or clock, as I have Indicated. and the Influence of the mind over matter will be clearly demonstrated In the morning. Try It some night and observe how smoothly this phsycho logical fact works. Sign or the Three Hall. The three balls used by pawnbrokers are the symbol of St. Nicholas. There is a legend to the effect that the saint one offered three purses of gold to three women to enable them to marry. The purse of those days were small baas, which when tied at the top to keep in the coin somewhat resembled balls. A ffrent detil of avrnnntliv la !..n preacher bccmie lie doesn't always get his salary. Transfer It to his wife, who works twice a hurt), and is nnr nthm ed to get anything but board and clothes, and a chance to priiixe the Lord. o For the Study of BOOKKEEPING SHORTHAND is important. We can show results, for every one of our graduates are employed. Write for our Catalogue HOLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE Y. JL C A. BMf. rORTLAND, ORE. QjJHfflH'rifljjal i CUNU HIH ALL tilt MILS. UM in urrm. rvni ny arngglau. f a pkrsian tragedy. aMtsaa Coaraa by Which PHaeea atom Escaped liar Maeter. Jam Baker, a well known traveler and writer, tells a curious story ot a war 100 year ago. Tha Persian shah wa besieging Tlflla, and tha husband of the Prince Salome had been slain In the siege. Wheu the Persians en tered and sacked tb town 8alom triad to sav her young (on, but be wa torn from ber arm and backed In piece before her eye. Her own Uf wa spared and h wa bom to the camp outside the wall of Tlfll to the ahab. II sold ber to DJafar Bek, who hut ber up tu a castle a part of which sat til remains near whr now 1 th lovely tropical bo tanical garden of Tints. Charmed by ber beauty, be asked ber to beconi bl wife, 8he refused and begged her pur chaser to day ber. Tb Persian gave br a night to reconsider th matter and on th next day he lay reclining on a great cushion under a tree on that hot, suuny hillside and awaited her answer. Preseutly she appeared before him, veiled In a long, pure white robe, calm and stately, ber face deathly pal. Sh advanced, her armed Jailers following bar. The Persian waved bl follower asid and asked th prince, "Ton consent to be my wlf?" "Yes," was the solemn answer. "I consent to lov you, tor after tb death ot uiy husband aud son It Is my destiny; there 1 no other fate for m. "In Georgia," (aid th princess, "there are certain families that pos sess strange power and dark secrets. My mother foretold I should be tb wife of a DJafar, and from my mother I, too, receive the powers to read th future." The Persian was im pressed by ber manner and her pres ence. 8b saw ber power. "Give m your band," she said. "Let me read there if I ahall have' long year ot hap piness with you." II held forth hi hand. She beld It until It slightly trembled In her fingers. Then sh burt forth with a cry of horror, "Oh. my matr, knowest thou that death awaits thee, perchance tbl very night f DJafar Bek trembled now. "Thou wilt die by the hand ot a man thou hast tbl day offended." "I It by Assa Dhoulla Bek?" be asked. "We quarreled to-day and about you. He would have bought you." "Ob, my master," exclaimed Salome, "to save thee I must have some object upon which be ha looked to-day then I can avert thl evil and make hi arm use less sgalnat thee." "What! You can do this?" exclaim ed DJafar Incredulously. "Moat cer tainly. Give me your dagger." H drew It and handed It to her. Sbe held It up and, looking up to the blue heavens above, murmured a prayer; then, handing It back to him said: "Now It Is useless. It can slay no one." He looked at her unbelievingly. "Try It," she exclaimed. "Strike hereT He struck the blow where her finger rested full upon her heart. The keen blade went swiftly home, and she fell st bis feet, exclslming. "0, God, ie retve my soul!" Tbeu sbe lay dead. AT THE STAMP WINDOW. BtlaaT Man Wanta ta Beat tha Poet offici BTateaa Out of I Cant. The new book that give general pos tal Information for the public and art distributed free to purchasers ot stamp at tb vartoua branch post- offices, are of value to all Interested tn mailing matter of any kind. That many are Ignorant of common things wa clearly shown at the stamp win dow over which John G. Weudie at time presides, st the Brooklyn post office. A man itepped up to tb window with one of the Sunday papers. Includ ing the various supplement, ready for mailing, aud asked the cost. Aa It proved to weigh eight ounce or over the four ounce for which a ppei may be svnt a second class matter, be was told It would cost 1 cents. "If an outrage to mak m pay postage on so many sheet of advertis ing. I'll take them out. and that will bring It down In weight, I guess," said the man complacently, a be got a piece of brown paper Into which b wrapped the reading matter In the pa per. He didn't know that thl mad It third class matter, but It did, and Wendle told him that being miscella neous printed matter and weighing over six ounce It would cost j cent, or a cent for each two ounce or frac tion thereof, iui staggered th man, who then said: "All I want to tend 1 a paragraph, so far as that Is concerned. I can cut out and send It In a 1-cent unsealed envelope, (jive me one." It was given to hi in and a he laid down a cent for it, Mr. Wendle laid. In tb tone be use toward young women who want stamps with vanilla flavored gum: "That will cost you 2 cent. One for tbe (tamp and one for the envelope." "Well, I'm done for," said tha man a he threw down the other cent "I've lost a quarter' time In trying to beat tbe poitotllce system and am Just where' I began." Then Mr. Wendl handed to blm one of the new book. and with a pleasant smile said: "When you want to be aure before hand, and don't want to bother the stamp clerk, read this." Brooklyn Eagle. Knew What It Meant. "Hello, Uncle John," exclaimed tbe village nephew, as be warmly grasped the old farmer' hand. I'm awfully glad to see you looking so well. How is my good aunt and dear llttl cous ins -" "Here, boy," Interrupted th wis old ruralite, as be pulled out bis pock- etbook, "bow much do you need tbl time?" Hip Van Winkle 1lbelled. Kip Van Winkle bad just been tak ing a nap. Placing a hand uprm his beard, he murmured drowsily, "How this grows on me." After which lie fell Into a second doze, that he might sleep out the remaining ten years. Yal Hecord. All Off. Mr. A. I ent my daughter to a cooking school to lit ber for marriage. Mr. B. Wa the experiment a suc cess? Mrs. A. No. The man she was en gaged to found It out. Judge, Haiti Tell How Ha by Oasae, TbrV no us of your talklug, fot mamma told lit o, And If thsr' ny on that doss, mf mamma oucht to know; For (h ha been to Kurop. and th Pop of Horn. Thoujh h ay( that waa befor I cam to llv with bar at bom. You (ee, w had no baby, unles you call m ono. And I hav grown o big you know, 'twould hav to b In fun, Wbn I weut to grauduia, about two weeks ago. And now w'v on, a little on, that squirm aud wriggle so. And mamma ay n ngl cam down from heaven above, Aud brought this baby to her, for h ud m to lov; And It got th cmiulngeet of fat, ( llttl can b, And smiling eyes, and curly hair, sad bauds you scarce can are. Aud then It never rrts bit, Ilk som bad babies do; And papa say it looks Ilk mo I don't . think so, do yout For I'm a girl, and It' a boy, and boy I can't endure, Unles they're babiea like our own. they'll plsgu and teas you sura. Dut you say th angel didn't com, now you just tell in why; Th Ilihl sy titer' angel In bravta, and that's th sky; And Christ loves Ulll babies, and God make everything. And If th augel didu't who did ur baby bring? You can't tell; no t guess yen Can't, but mamma ought to know. For it' her baby, her' aud our's, od mamma told ui so; And they don't mak any cunning thing Ilk him on earth, you e; For do wax doll, with real hair, Is half so Die h. v I know an angel brought him, and I think on brought me, too. Though I don't Just now remember, sad o can't tell, can your But maniuia knows, and this I know, th baby wasu't hom When 1 went away, and now b Is; If you want to se him, com. For ma mm says If I am good I ess kiss him every day, Aud we'll kiss him now, ani then g- out and hav a nlc long play; And If anybody aka you how bsblea come and go. Why, tell them it's th angels, for uiamuia told m so. Voo Caa Oct Allen's r-oot.Eas FREB. Writ Allen S. Olmiin), la Boy. K. Y , tor a Ina umi.U ol Allan's Fixt-KaM. U euro jtweailnf. hotawUon, achln fari. It nskas laaworttfhl ihnva ray. A rrlala cura lot form. lnruwliii)allt and buolona. All drug I ti. Mil It. iv Uon't ace Dlaur auballlula. Discretion a Failure. "I was at the husking be oue day. Grent fun." "Kind a red ear?" "Yes." "Kiss the prettiest glrir "Nope. Didn't dare. All the pret ty girls were engaged to husky farm ers. " "What did yott do?" "Kissed the homeliest girl." "Did that give satisfaction?" "Not a bit of It. Kacb of tbe bnky farmers felt that I had personally snubbed his best girl." Cleveland Plain Dealer. riTO P'-fmarwnlly fnr.4. No Sl.of nrrvutun! I lid aA.rtrttUVUM..rlr kliitutv! N.rv l.lofrr Mn1 rr S'rrr av Irui feritM-atid Irvftiaw. Iff. II II. kllM, Ud .wi An b L, 1-nilMlripiii, -k filie 1 film Off Wife My dear, 1 nn-d a llttl mora of this alulf, and some trimming to uistrh. I winh you would drop iuto liiisg, Kal k Co.'s snd get It. Hiinliand (a smart fellow) lt ma aee. Oh, 1 know. That's the alure where they have so many pretty girls. Isn't it? "Ye-a." "Yes, I remember. That blond girl at the trimming counter knows your tastes ami will doutilleos svlect just tha sort of trimming yon want I mean tha girl with tha (olden hair, alabaster akin, blue eye and swiwt little " '"There ar a number of thing I want downtown. Never mind, dear. I'll go aud get them myself." TO CL'RE A COLD I.N ONE DAY Tak IaioIIvs tlmnio gnlntn Tabtota. Allflnir tint rerund fh mottry If II lalta la etira. K. W Uruvr'a algnalura la on w-S boa. xto. Hid Memorle. Many people complain of having a bad memory, a If It were something they could not help, like a headache, or some similar ailment; yet even that can be helped nowadays by the appli cation of a little common sense. After all, there I no reason why anybody ihotild have a bad memory. It I mere ly a matter of training and Is, more over, a matter In which It Is never too late to attend to Its training. For grown-ups ninny methods are advo cated, all of them, no doubt, based ou the principle of mental concentration. In a young child the faculty can be cultivated by making the child de scribe everything it bus seen In Its morning walk, taking rare that no fnct Is exaggerated, but that strict atten tion la paid to truth In every detail, in the matter of memorizing It Is an excellent plan to let the child learn one line of poetry a day, which it should repeat the following morning, and at the end of a week It will be able to siy the seven linos. The young brain should not be overloaded with knowledge, but allowed to assimilate a fragment each day. M FAIL IN A DRY TIME mH; 5WN Of TH1: f I5H NLVER fAILS AM TIME. WHY&9N7 YdUwtAfc SUCKED MtSMTIUM AND KCED DBVf tVtVADr f IMITATinM ltnar S-,n .n,,a ...... jft.V.ri..TWER - Brjatoa. Mu., O.IA, P U T N A M 11 IT ficy mm XVl'CctaUc Preparation for As slmUnllnd tticFoodandlletfula- Img the swinnciB nnauovwia rromoica Digcstion-CKpcrfUI-rnaHr si. Contains iHthnr OtHtini.Morpioiie norHiiicxal Not Ham c otic. iU"l"4a A perfect Remedy for CoiHpv lloi , Sour Slomflth, Diarrhoea Worms jConvulaiurui .Fewmh nrss nmlLos s orSlX ER FacSimte Signaler of NKW YOT1K. EE n i i i '"" EXACT COPY OT WHAMCX. VYIIIowwar Industry. In ten year Maryland baa Jumped from fifth to third place In tbe willow ! ware Industry of the fulled SUIes, I ranking now next to New York aud ' reuusylvaiila. Baltimore la one of Die three willow-war ceiitrrs which only have shown any actual growth In th buslursa. In Maryland the renter of the willow district Ilea In Howard County. In tb neighborhood of Klk rtdg alone the output of willow ex ceed per annum, while Aim Arundel County contribute fl,Si. A (1U A K A NTlYi: D CURB FOR FILES hrhiaa nti4. miiHa rr.uai ni. Vnor l(vll will r(MM awiwy II PASO OIMT Mk.Nr tan u twm ia s k l aa, Perfectly aatlaSed. Crack II.. nt Builder Aht How da do. Mr. Ulchmsii? How did that row boa I I mad yoti laat aunimer auitl Mr. iti.-hiiian Perfectly! "Ah! I'm glsd to bear It. I slwsys Ilk to (ira satisfaction. Bulled perfect ly, eh?" "Yea. I left It la front of my boat hoiiM all aunimer, and every cralawag alio tried to steal it got upMl or drowu d." For coughs and colds tbar la no baUs medicine than i'tao's Cur for Consump tion. I'rti-a & rants. Thratar-tiolng I'ndar timcnlila. Patron I se you hsv a nolle out- aid, saying that llcketa bought of pe ulslora on th street will be rvfuaed at Ih tmr. Theater Ticket Seller Ye. lr; that la our rule. "Well, I'll tak a tlckrt for to-night. pariiielt. " "Very erry. air. but all th tlrkat hav been botuht up by speculators!" Mother wit! flu.l Mr. WinaioWs SootkUif Syrup tli bl rmdy tuaieiot taalrakUdiaa i tfurlug th teaming period. j Natural I'refbreno. Mis Violet bad made a rapid lour! of the Kuropean continent and fouud ; little to luiprea ber, elihrr favorably or otherwise. "You ay you law all you wanted to ot Italy." aald a friend, on Mia Vio let's return to her natlv beatb In Kan sas. "What did you think of tb las xaronl?" "Don't talk to me about It" said Mis Violet, briskly. "I'd rather hav a good dish of plain American maca roni baked with cheese uy tliu!" xiiiiiiiiixiiiiixi:iiiiixiiiiixiixiit7TIIIixxi:iiiii; St. Jacobs m kkXZZ "DO WIS ru: ENG BO SJ Thej li; rivumiiicnrnery-Co. F( A D B LE For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears Signature In Use For Over Thirty Ysars MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS Imh, MatiWM MtrM at urn a t"J a Ik nM. in M. " f '"tT aaa an.. S&LSZZ HKIBIt0 a AC"""""" Fast el Mtase " V1 FrRtTPROTECTION I mui In, iHirou.nl x.ii. "" ar i ..u.4l.,M.w. j"TT?.ti e-Tult .i,hr,.n.,iifii-a A, . lS. rvrtWa. r ft II hm Who Ik Mfff IM MNMt fttt imtor..--.t4.vn I lii CMaa tt afmttt' , (SIM). B attual Itaaua sastsr aM hta-k S4..1U 9 l 4f. INI MM) Ale Ml Aa le oil vv.tritK D. M.rCRflY ACQ.. Ottrit, Mt. 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