The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, August 26, 1904, Image 4

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    "No Appetite
Means loss of vitality, visor
or tone, and is often a pre
cursor of prostrating sick
ness. This is why it is
serious. The best thins
you can do is to take the
great alterative and tonk
Hood'sSarsapariUa
Which has cured thousands.
It Wa a Record Breaker,
Three fellow traveler, In Uit nbok
tnf room o( fast train wer discuss
ing th speed of trains. -
"I was In a train one," said th first
man. "that beat everything I ver rode
In for speed. Why, It went to fast that
th, telegraph poles at tii e tide of the
track looked like an Immense fine
toothed comb." ,
"That's nothing said tbe tecond
traTeler; "I remember riding In an ex-
press on the and that went
at such a gait that the telegraph pole
looked like a solid board fence.
The third man mad an exclamation
f impatience, having onder l -00 income per year wt(ixfd Wer, dr.T.
-Ah. yon fellow don't know whatad Increased during this period 15.51 brougDtm. to th wia.
high speed on a railroad Is. Why. I,per cent In order to ascertain tht j facf NMfor. nlon,.nt WM
traveled west from Chicago Ust month average Increase the labor bureau ihvlUatn Uatti ,t t .trangeiy
in a train that went at such a pace that j cured the income and J fn0agb, hundreds of Uk rhino,
when w. passed som. alternate Held, detail of 15,7 families i "j risitor. hav beco. regular cuh
of corn and bean they looked like uc- States, retail price being taken. Th mr4-
aotash" Harpers Weekly. .
Shouting Their Praises.
rriarpotnt, Miss., ang. .i iifni.ij
-CnrdcfBl.ddernd Kidney Trou-
k t . - a A A r C .l.li
bl after 2d years cf raffering. Rev. H.
H. Hatch, of this place, is telling tb
pooli t good wws and shouting th ltem of xpendlture were: lood.4i54 dtf , , n,, , t.r.u..... n...i b -jj.r
prais. of th.ren.edy that cored Mm patent of the total expenditure; rent. P UdJ f, Jr' " " i Vrla.-.i. whole
vu t:n. u . u.iv, ' own expense) to friend in town or Leia. kiK.M.
TVwtd't ITtHiwT Pills. Re. Mr. Hatch
ayw: t rf'"-'' :
"I have been tnCrnng from E!ider ue. rellglan, charity, books and new
nd Kidney Trouble for 36 years an 1 1 pgpj amusements, sickness and
bare trid everything that people said j 4eAlh, and Intoxicating liquors, 11.51
would ao me gooa. iai noiamg uiu
ro any good except ixw .taney j
... , . . j
WL-a, P41" "nC I
oeaiui ana leei use m new u.u iv-
. w T:11. Ka
gevDer. . xwaa . o,ey rUm ,
AH Crinary and Bladder
re caused by diseased kidneys,
The S
cat oral way to car them
. m rare i
th kidnev. Dodd's
Kidney Pill
seret fail to eure diseased kidney In
any Wage or place. They alway cure
cure
lUckacheand they .re the !y s.medy
that .vet enred Bright J.ne.
Titer, ar. few paupers In Jspsa. ,Ev -
erybody work. 'and it Is consid.red a
disgrace to be tupporteu ny your
ti. whil yon hav. th. abuit, to r j
ymr .n living. - .
Tor eaafia an colds tner It no bettat
assdmsn. than Fiso's Car for Consamp-
Fnce 3S cents.
t Where Women Are Ruled.
"Are ther. elabs for women in this
tewsT asked th. suffragist froa th
East.
Certainly not," replied th gallant
Westerner. "We ran handle women
without club." Chicago Post.
IVV? Havre SOVANENTLY CUBC
TtuvT'am.- potl n P.O. r
W hy U ThU Thos?
W se. tt. plsyer on the plot'esteh
very whizzing ball; high ball, low bail,
grounder hot, h. eatcbe ee and alt
Bat it 1 strange, we do declare, this
sii-sm catciuut star, will chas. him-j gam i for the army of employe In
S.U for half a snaara, yet fail to eatchj washiDjton atone, and does not In-
his oar. jclnd the thousands of other' who
: Far Vmt PwfKt cawitart. tare on datv and on the pay rolls in
At the St Umi. tiiiiioo. k v-rrrrtrm I
apoo Lh r, UK-Hi tir u t.i-.aat . iji ar :-
efAUn' roc km. iwww a w tint, art- ;
in,rei.a,.TOiiiwfe. s . aa Krattata. ,
Be. Uo.-iAa-.pi. a subat
tifte' Weary Koaod.
Mo tier Ton don't look very happy.
Married Daughter Love ia a cotuje, :
with
ith bread and cheese and kisso, isn't :
what it's cracked op to be.
"Jott as I toid yoo. Ton ar tired of '
bred nd ebees. already?"
"N-o, not tired of th bread and chtes
tired ot th. aiste.
Mrs. HaskeH, Worthy Vice-
Templar, Independent Order;
Good Templars, of Sflvcr Lake, j West Virginia and Proctor of Ver-
MUa?a T, l m War. Mr. Elkin. and Mr. Pro. tor
VSe0lLyfaC.FlOkhanSeZSweT PresMmt Harrison's cabinet,
iaht Cnmnmind i r. Alger served und. r Preident
l-0ie VOmpOUDO. McKlnley. The Jtecretarie ef . War
uDaaMkPrsB-:. Four yearn
ago I was nearly dead with inflamma
tion and ulceration. I endured daily
mntold agony, and life was a burden
to me. I had used medicines and
washes Internally and externally until
I made np my mind that there wan no
relief for me. Calling at the home of
a friend, I noticed a bottle of Iydi
J I'inkliam'a Vegetable Com
pound. My friend endorsed it highly,
and I decided to give it a trial to sec if
it would help m. , It took pntieaea
and perseverence for I was in bad con
dition, and I used Lvdia E. 1'inkc
hsm'i Vegetable Compound for
nearly fit. month before I waa cured,
bat what a change, from despair to
happineM, from misery to tb. delight
fal exhilarating feeling health alway
brings. I would not change Lack for
a tho tt id dollars, and yoar Vegetable
Compound ia a grand medicine.
" I wlah every sick woman would
try It and b convinced." Mno. Ida
HaaiEtx, Silver Lake, Mas. Worthy
Vice Templar. Independent Order ot
Good Templar. $6000 twftlt If
.ifjaSaaa Jattar tm ta saamaaaaaa aaaaat s. s
. fC a
Maw M IMS.
I TtrastM wrtttnc nrUaan plMU.1
I If aaaotlaa itat. papar. I
Carroll D. Wright, Coui-lssloner ol
th Labor Bureau, In the eighteenth
annual report of the bureau, gives tut
results of a eotn
prebensiva Inquiry
Into the cost of
living s'.noe l&sj
and into the aver
age wage rate dur
ing those period.
The showing, so
far s concern
wages, covered an
investigation ofi
519 occupations, i
representing 67 in- i
C o. waioar. dugtrtes In
eparat establishments. It
showed'
n average Increase in wage during j
this period ox 16.0 per cent.
The In-
qulry
Into the cost of llvlug shows,
that Uvlng for working men- familk
ronnni kwwi um iw
consisted of an average of 5.31 per
sons, and that the average income for
lit. v - ar-17 .v areJiTl
uw year iw - " ' " i
annual expendltur for U purpo.,
' JTCS, and the average expenditure fori
food S326 per family. The principal
Th nrinciuil
io m rUthinr 14 (VI ner cent!
and taxea, lnurance, organlxattonj"
n, .Hunsnuq
per cent. Caen family consuinea v
of fresa t jaring the year
of a cost of $oa The lowest average
Price of food from 1S00 to 10 was in
The highest price was in 19i.l
when It was 110.9 per cent ot the aver-l
fof rlod. The average
Ttonble!" T.L'X .T. "Tin. particularly nit pebble on the
. s 11- . ti .1
"j ia -
. i tf.1. r-
The Interstate Commerce Com mis-
s. .v.-
'7?. dlf.
, of (VM
' ton on coal from the McAlester di,
f. lniiia Territorv. to Denlson. ii
-uareAsonabie." and should not exceed!
Jecided that !
,
90 cent per 100 pounds was the Just,
mt. for shipping horse, from. Bayocj
Sara. L to St. Loals, ilo. Instead o!
and Mississippi Valley aad Illlnolf I'-S8 RnbblshSoId.
Central Railway companies, and com CoBlJ s -, Ptnd ,he PUc.. j
p'.ained of by C. M. Barrow. The rat . Barringtoa. a methodical North
complained of Is on less than car load' uhia hoosekeeDer whoe rou -,
lots and upon an estimated weight o!
2.000 pounds for each animal, "n;
commission retouin.euu. u..
weight of the first animil be estimated
at 4.000 pounds and each adLuoaai
lmai 2,XX) poutds.
: ' "
to iu hired help and goes down in its
wallet to the extent of WuO,WO to,',., &t wetk ln xnaArj
give mem a summer ouuug ai
seasnoro ana ia uiv bwuuuiiui, a ..
...... rIat thronihout this broad do-'
otcr placet uroagaoui wis oroaa ;
mala, liberal lawmakers dec;dV-d i
,-h. in . rr i,r- I
tiat ten months In a year was
envnsn for employe oi tne eovern-1
ment to work, and that thirty day
nouta oe given tor ..csness ana tnir-i
tj day additional for aannal leave
I to rest op from the laborious duties.
. . ,
Ater a legal battle of several year,;
Admiral Dewey and his men who
fought th Utt: of ManU are to re
ceiTe their priie money for the ftp-j
tare ot the Lon Juan d Austria and
other Spanish property. In the Sa-J
preme Court of the Distrii-t of Colunt- J
bia Justice Gould tinned an ord-r con-
firming the report of the anditor in tie
esse, overruling all exceptions fid y
t eltber side to the report. Tbe ainotint gave up his post of bodyguard to Joba
tof the property cnptnrd finally was D. Rockefeller, heard, during his n:oe-
fixed at $l,xiTw, a sum coa:derab'y j teen jenr of service, many in'er.st
j In excess of what the government j leg thing.
; claimed to be due. Half of the amount I "Ve," he said, the otl.er day. "!
will be paid to the captors, while the v
remainder, as provided by law, will be
placed to the credit of the navy pen
sion fund.
When Mr. Knox takes bis teat ss
Senator Ixom reDnyivaaia he will!
find tour former cabinet officers In
the Senate before blm. Senator Teller
of Colorado was Secertary of tbe In
terior under President Arthur, and
ln.lv . Atoer nf n.-lili."in Fllln. r.t
een to come of good, vigorous stpck.
for aeven of them, without counting
Secretary Taft are ttill alive.
Too Hard on tbe Nerves.
"t!d your farmr
Te. sold It last week, snd retired
forever from the business of farm
ing." "Found farming too dull, did you?"
"No. I found It too exciting. I
don't mind taking a chance on the
horses once ln a while, but the thing
of running a business where you have
to bet on the weather all the tini la
toj hard on tbe nerve."
Asked and Answered.
'SJ,H queried tbe beardless youth,
"doe woman alway mean what
she says?"
-Well." replied the man with th
absent hair, "if sbe's married she al
ways does."
Perfectly Suti.fUd.
Brown So Smith' mother-in-law I
dead? Did she leave Smith any
thing? Jones No; but Smith say he feel
she ha done everything Iu her power
to make blm happy a It 1. Comfort
SOME ADVERTISING "CATCHES." j
London Kporloms Sand Private
Bron.lu a for Custom!-,
Advertiser are developing a gencr '
ous spirit to such an extent that wide
awake person will presently find U
possible to live in luxury on nxt tu
nothing a year, tayt the London Mall.
For example, there appeared au ad-1
Tertlsement of furnishing company 5
which contained th following induce :
moot: "Private brougham teat upca :
reviuwt to convey Intending purcba-
era from any part of London and bock, j
No charge. Luncheon provided." j
At half dozen large "emporiums"
in the Wert End ' aivy respectably
dressed caller may partake of lunch J
ot tea free of cost At one large shop
an excellent orchestra accompanies th
lunch, and this added attraction ap I
peaia greatly to lovers of music aud i
of gratuitous repasts. Crowd besieg
' th place, while ordinary restaurant
in the neighborhood, whose proprietor
are so old-fashioned as to expect pay-'
ment, remain almost deserted.
I . I m - mIIL.,,. In T,. i
,
i leuuaul vvun rati, n in au w.wv
custooiera in London, opened a free
with , .n,t t-
; v.. n.m.
ricture post card of well known
thoroughfares sre now obtainable (re
cf cose But to the forefront of the
nhotoeranh. dwarflne all other build-
.. " tJ'.-f.
. ,h. MM wi.h . '
. r . ;
trade announcement: to do so would
One advertiser has distributed witlt
Utartling freedom Intvk. nUir
! season tickets. At least that ia whit
th, look like nntU thev ar ooenoi i
. , ..
ippears the words: "This admits orar-
er to any music ball in London." On
.v. -. aw. ' , i . .w. ... . t
WileHow t-ruvokiufl I wsnttd to
Z ,Z '-
....
Bra.9lA.V Hiu.n.uvr - m
i beach should pick It up. It m.y con-1
tain a 5 note. The idea is thai or a;
well-known advertiser.
But perhaps the smartest feat it
advertlsine yet performed was that f
restaurant keeper In North Und ,
. n-xt op la that of . station
j named Hunger. Oan.ignwrrei.ponl
oat brtng tie naii-e
uo" res-utumai irvri u i
word "Don't" painted. ?o -ner by
read the Injunction "Poa't llcnger-
liJ
announcement of a weii-known fruiter-
"Heal Seville Orange. No For
tin was the tax year In and yeji i
developed a coah one fail, and'
i wt ent to Arizona for the winter, bat j
, Jl d:J ot ,Mrj ner hoaiebo:d care
an-ju!liod tN. Froaj tie tl) timt
j wrote to rartons memhers of her faat !
teliinz tbeai what to do on certain!
i wine: "Bemember. Mary, to clean the
r, not forget. Charles, to Pront the
i potatoes In th cellar the second week :
)!n February." j
j The winter broniht with it an nn ,
precede n ted amount of snow, bat In'
I . .an.!' I a . fr. , " '
. . . . . .
toQ i Arizoc was unable to reaiixes
h ..... . th. Mt.w ,i bom. t. i
th weatner si era. i i
w4rf the end of Febroary tle con.-iea
bousokeeper rot to her jrarden
...ft.,,,. h!m to b sure to man.
ee pMl i!oa8 tht bl,.k fpflce oa
wn4, iile fi
first day of April.
John, the gardener, bought the sweet
peas, bat was nnahle to carry oot tbe
of Mnl TrlDemi-t m.tructlon.
, w!lU.b ne tIpilai la the
(o.Il)ir!!1( Wxttr t0 a,, miitrMM;
..Rted Madam: I have boi!-rh
1 the peas, but I cannot plant them.
Thtn u M m0h raon y,,, j Mnno,
fio(j e feace."
. Considerate of Her Pastor,
Captain George ArcLer, who rscetitlr
tad some strange experience wtlle I
was working for Mr, Hock'felier. I
halted a good many queer pe p!e at
Mr. Rookefe:b?rs outer d or.
I remember a Bapti-t rn'nl'ter I
held up there Ust jesr. He balled
from a little town ln Vermont and he
talked like a brother to m. He told
me all about a mlntert life in the
country.
It bm't an easy life. You'd Le aur
prised to bear bow tome country peo
pie treat their mlniaters. Why. this
man said that one rold winter micht
he was hu.tlwl out of t ed by woman
he didn't know and ordered to cornel
right sway to ber bou.-e, two mile off, '
because ber son was sick.
'But I don't know yoo,' the min
ister grumbled. 'Are yon a member
of my cburrh? Am I your pastor?"
" 'No, said the woman. 'I'm a utem
l.er of Mr. McWtde's church. Mr. 51c
Wade Is my pastor. I don't care about
calling him in, though. My son' case
is contagion.' "
Gerinaa loot .aB-rturera.
Th Association of German Tool
Manufacturer has urged th Irnper.al
government to prevent the further In
roads of American manufacturers upon
their special branch.. It 1 claimed
that In the first quarter ot the year
the Import of too! had more than
doubled, having Increased from 243
tons to 524 tons, and that In the rec
oud quarter the Increase threatened to
become even largtr. Special empha
sis U laid on the fact that the United
State government levies a tax of 45
per cent on German machines, against
tbe German tariff of S per cent, and
they insist that German machine are
In no wise Inferior to th American,
and that there I no need whatever
for th Introduction of American ina
chine and tool Into Germany.
ers
Thy is it that Ayer't Hir
Vigor docs so many remark
able thines? Because it is a
hair food. It feeds the hair,
puts new life into it. The hair
Hair Vigor
cannot keep from growing.
And gradually all the dark,
rich color of early life comes
back to gray hair.
Wlw. I rl I i - Btr "r mr
knit . tet .ii ,tr.
rich .. an Ihwll I iwiW wi.a
- MM. tltll BvLDrriMTIKX. IlKHlM
A
si st s vn. f ft avsa m,
for .?:''
Gray Hair
Another Crank.
"Whit did that new arrival wantT
akft the llwurdiag Antrel.
"He asked me it 1 knew where be
eeulti cvt hold ot tonr old hslo,' aid
8t. Pr(rr. "He sajrs he srsnts to try
t baild aa aotOBiubil." rhUtdtlphia
TreM.
How's This t
W. 8r Cs HucJrl Dolls? R.ward fat
3i om ot Ciunh iau nuavi b eurad b;
ii.u i ttutk ni.
r. J. HEkY A CO. Free., Toledo, 0.
W, Ut ota.ricKl, kapwn t. J.
prf.cUT hcMivrm.: ta .11 bouMN trmnMO.
ttvnt uil fiiitacuu;y tovutj ul mj q&
I'rurf !it. Tolwlo, 0.
! CUM. Tclr?. O,
; lr. ujvn t U .i .nt uuvui .ur-
tlVrSS: ttsaT"
i 1UU smUf rtiu ait um own.
i . ... .
j Wife John, did jmi mid that lettsr
. I r joa this su.iro:n J
I H Tl'vi n.! if iN.nrw. 1 JiJ-
' " riTpt.
Huil.aJ (pr.la.-inc t!) letter Well.
U iutiU t,!?
h T it YV U Kr ril, u t T.ltl tii tUt
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Mult Bear Signature of
Sm Fsr.tisdl. Wnpr
TT aaa a em May
take qq swgsa
LArvl tr.oroa Dinmtit.
irrnJE
IVER
puis.
re i iiuousiess.
FOI T0IP1B UVfJ.
rOI COIJTIFATIOI.
FOI IAU9W SUI.
ret mco-r-uiei
. . aa-aarai
It c aawr T-
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
POSITIONS GUARANTEED.
V lorttii laed wlU aXat.al Buk U
aaro4 any tailurtoa.iarj -I. Cauou4
it Wrt today.
Beutel Golleg
Tammmm, Was.
Columbia
C.Uegist, Prepsra
tory, Commercial and
University" tir,d
oVrii:ng ichix1 iot j oun g men snd boy
lux 2 Cshtrvrf Ftrk Sutit. FtrtUad, Art
lie ; l.i Cat.;-f -a
PVUfiS TMT TALK.
rv. aai.anirea ..n :.r i wvigrni I ron pi i
tnek, pe' t
f.:Tan;iei
U t.t ah in huu-'t m'A f td1)
sy'.v-' me l i
capacity ona l.rrel f-r mlnut. i. KnttKr I
leal&ar ami ra-'ira. M'Tlnr. Sot a.nd pec.lng j
at wh,.a". t.rlAei. Wrt'a u. tor your iranti
ln ib. matnln" IH- lirnation j.lann ,
iwcta. ly. ttiar Mathkary C...
Ian. OriM.
WANTED
200 MEN.
W.7M U2' per day. Board UM pv
wtk. ' I'-ksi ti.'M pr rtay. Ksten
nn Irrtraiion cosatrnrtton. f.ma
n.nt euiployuiaDt lor (ckm! mtn sod
leama.
Deschutes Irrigation and Power
Company
BEND, ORKW.H
BUY
FROM YOUR DCALCR
M Baal Om.li syrup, i i UikmI. Uaa rt
SITING lift AND WONT.
tlsr I an amusing Uttlt deception
that yoo may plf ulB unsuspecting
friends. rrUr tt would b wor
correct to ay that they play n
on thBlT which It all th
'funnier. Tou tell them wnai to
'and it 1 not your fault that tb7 don t
! know how to do It.
Glv your tlctlut Hp f t0 wrlt'
'tnf paper and th tub of sort, btack
j lead pncU, Dot Try sharp. Ask tbm
i to hut hi r ud ' ,,Pr 00
hi forehead. Uoldlug It ther with tli
! thumb and foreflnger of his left hand.
I on pressed to ach tempi, whll th
paltn of th hand cover hi eye Th
i next thing b ha W do I to writ
bit nam on th paper with th pencil
held In hi right hand. Writing Is not
easy under such conditions, so no ou
' will expect th !gtiatur to b very
pretty or very legible, but everybody.
Including th writer, will be surprised
Alt AMI'SLNO CXrrBJt.NCK.
to Bud It written backward that I.
If tb victim has succeeded In writing
anything than cau I made out at all.
Nln persons out of teu begin to writ
st the left eyebrow nd writ toward
th right eyebrow. Hut till Is not
really writing from left to write, r I
writing should be done, but from right
to left because when th paper la
taken from th forehead and lu on
th tab! tt I turned od for end.
I toes th wrller wake th mistake be
cause h say to htmseir. "Let me tee.
now, I must begin at tbe left." and
therefore begins at the left eye? t'rub
sbly not. for If be to to think h 1
spt to writ correctly. Tb Irl.k I
most likely to succeed when tb writ
ing i ttmpted Impulsively, wltr- -t
thinking. So you should not say any
thing about writing, or even show Ih
pencil, until the paper 1 held on tb
forehead and the eye closed. Then
slip th pencil Into th person's hknd
and tell blm to write. Tbe mistake Is
Just on of those queer things In hu
man natur that nobody has yet ca
ptained. Tb precis directions about holding
th paper and th leCt hand tnl.lead
the writer aud wak blm more likely
to err, but their tnaln object Is to
guard tb eye against a piMe Jab
with th pencil, and for similar rea
sons a short blunt pencil should b
used. Feople's Home Journal.
A PROPMCY ItllfttUO.
j "When fallur overwhelms you. be
llet that all will com right and work
i for a futur sucveso." That Is tb
moral to b drawn from a story toid
;!n I Nouvell. Itevue by Mon. I'Ull
jtpp Bunsu-Vsrilla. Ort mltilater from
! Panama to the Untied States,
j In b says, everything wst sp
! ptrently going well at Panama. After
j th great spollstlon, or ln spits of It,
i th engineer hsd done great work,
j ilui-h of tb exi-atstlon bad been ao
'compllshed, but muib more remained
I to b don. The machine were on th
! ground, th workmen were there; It
1 remained only for an honest admlula
; traUon. making u of tbea. mate
i rials, to finish th work. Kuoii-b work
hsd been sccomplisbed to make a ris
ible bast for negotiating a loan. Then
panic sC.xed the French people, snd
th enterprise went to pieces.
Twa year later, thoroughly dlacour-
gtd, tb engineer wa In w York
City, wher tt consulted John Iligs
low, formerly United States minister
I to Prsnce.
What aball I do " he asked.
"Writ a book." replied Mr. Blgelow.
"But who will read U?" asked th
discouraged Frenchman.
"Do not worry about that." ssld Mr.
Blgelow. "Ik not write It for today.
Writ It for ten yesrs from to day."
Monsieur Bunsu-Vstill went' to
work, and prepared a concise and hon
est statement of exactly what bad
been done and what reinalued to do,
Itb
hi estimate of time sml ex
. pens required.
ile published It In
March. 18UZ Ten years later, In June,
1902, tb United State Senate voted
In favor of completing the I.tbmlan
cacti, and the prediction of Mr. KIk
low wa fulfilled. Tbe book of th
French engineer, sane, practical, hon
est, hsd been one of tbe greatest Influ
ence In turning American sentiment
from Nicaragua to Panama, and bring
ing success at last to tbe great ditch.
Aa I'ntilalorii: l-andinark.
When Justin II. Smith visited tlm
' towns along the Kennebec Itlver In
: endeavoring to trace exactly Arnold s
j march from Cambridge to Uuel...-, he
, Inquired everywhere for tradition, and
.especially for relics. Iu bU book he
give ibis Incident as a remit of nn
I (urn Inquiry:
Near the point where the army lift
tb Kennebec are four or Uv acres of
cleared ground and two small farm
house. Mr. Smith Inquired of the ven
erable proprietor of one of llieie place
If there were tiy evidence In tlit
vicinity of Arnold's march thioiigb the
country.
"Oh, ye," replied Ih old mnn,
"there used to be big rwk In my
mowing Held, with 'It. I). A.' on It;
but tbe old thing wis ln the way, and
1 blasted It out."
"What did those letters mean, Tl,
D. A.r " naked Mr. Smith.
"Why, lienul Dli-k Arnold, of
course."
Having passed through the Fourth
without getting kilted, a mother tuny
be pretty well aaatired thai ber sons
will live until Christmas, If they keep
away from the river.
Hlght or wrong, a Isuh gnes 'round
when an old mnld announces (bat sut
Intend to get married.
AN INVISIBLE
TO. HEALTH-
MtrU U 'owr poison, but the most atobborn and
deeply rooted when It take, possession of thn ay,
tern W'a brentho into Um lun tli polluted, Brm.
tainted nir: U. littlo microbri then enter Into tlm ay.
Uin. nd feeding upon tho rod corpuscle of tl.o blood,
goon reduce tbi. vital, life-sustninlng fluid to nuch a
weak, watery itnto that tho pntiont become lUtle,
pnlnndnmic, nnuinen- ; .
tally and tysknlly do. Abe. TtrZ;T::n3i,,?ilk
P!rt!uh K or KS SSWf WinWtt'B.3
gin With l'l't t'tf r t .uVMNMl wlU at Url., .Hbirtn2
chilly sentation. followed bow muab oo4 ., I n.vj!
i... .11,1 lliirstt but nw" wr ". s "i hi thai ik.
by lever mm linrsi, u w,uluw.rUIWlJlr4. nLlmii
rradtil)y U part of the I ... wr .rio. .VV
rvstem nre BlTectcds tho !l'?:.J-"!l!
liver becomes torpid, nnd
dark or yellow spiotene
ppear upon tho tkin; tho ttomnch wll to properly tliifost the food,
tnd there are frequent bendnches, diamines, bad tle in the mouth
constipation nnd a general worn-out, tired feci linn that only a iu(Trer
from Malitiw can describe. Other nnd mor tln(erou symptom
are npt to follow whore thi disease I neglected, uch nervous pro,
trntion, palpitation, sleeplessness, enlarged liver, wenk kidneys, boil
and riiing nnd dungerous-looklng sore and abscesses. Malaria it all
the more daugerou because of iu in.iJiout and atoalthy nature. It la
an invisible atmospheric poison, and the germ and microbe that are
lodged in the blood are propagating and increasing in number all tl
while, cloggina the circulation and gradually wrecking tlia health.
What I needed in Malarial troubles Is
carry off the poisonous secretion and taalth-destroying matter that have
been polluting the blood and clogging tbe circulation. S. 8. S. Con
tain no strong mineral, but is strictly a vegetable remedy, a blood
purifier without an equal, and the greatest of all tonka. If you hart
any symptom of Malaria, write us, and medical advlca will be fur
Dished ithout cost. TN SWIFT SPCCIHO CO. ATLANTA, OA,
What nil. Kkt
e.irf. dr." sh. ssid. with a bluth,
"do J"U knnw that Mr. ttitupMia wkvd
mr niaht to Iw his wlf.r'
"Well, I like til. liut'iidenrA Tks Mrs
of prupiMing lu sa enfatvd young la Jy 1
What did yon say to aint"
"i tIJ him that I was very sorry In
deed, but he was loo !(." Tidba.
FITS,
r.nan.n4ir tws. wtt. a.) tjan
ant (M.wTlf ailMr'.(traMwv
Smm MrM Art f r V 1,11 to ttM lf..nwi
bK.U. Hum, U4 an u. nllMf.ut,
Avoided Ih.nutjerl.
Uml.-IiiJ M.-Ki.k lae niuoh to
say oa th autjp't of rsilruad wunopuiy
an. joa t. inert r
Minks Welt, no. Yon Ju.t stir
I rail!, s earttaan dr up with S bus
fur hlia. Tli railroad rriht on It fur s
hunilM.1 n.ila. h . . . ,, ttj.,f . lb. e.ri
man's rtntji. fur bsuhcg it klwka
was Bity coma.
Isnnart I. th night of tl: niiiid,
but s 011.1 wtthuut mouu or star. Cua
furtus. Caiit'l ir,ltioed er t.Oia),000
rorth ot l'i Iruu la.l j.r.
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ENGINES
BOILERS
SAW
MILLS
The A. H. Averill
DID'NT HURT A BIT"
IS WHAT TI1I-Y SAY
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ENEMY
A, . AtTatri i
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a blood purifier and tonic. 8, 8. S. purifiea
the germ-infcctcd blood, tone tin the stom
ach, improve the appetite and invigorate
the entire system. It stimulate the torpid,
sluggult organ of tho body, enabling thent
tii uruterlv nerform their fuiu-tl.m.
WlmtlMg lit' p.
RiorkhoIiUr Von sr. th. relfr tf
.iluir-l la wtod up th affairs f tt
Ituattail Company, I belltnt
U)-Vm, sir,
"Wbsl sr tli proapertal"
"Well, thing kiuktd vary shxHny f4
uhlto, but tbty sr brtflittaliig
now."
"Ah 1 sm ! to hetr tkst" : :
" Biaka ynnrtvlt tsay. Ttise It
tittle dutt we that w ran realist
enuh out ef it to pay Uiy salary."
Kolh.fi .11114 Mr. Winalwa'i (nthia
Sr'sptna iw.1 i.jh. ihatcaktbln
duiitt. ItM U.101B irtt. . .j
! Tb. t hleTa Mlal.k.
tils' Injun (a.luilritnljt Mt Ilk pie-
lur".
t'ollrg. Man (proudlyH-l thithl o
Kl.ill.l.
In I nj an Heap prtttf aqua. I
; t'ullet. Man (wrtilitviUjrk Ym oil
heathen! that' (virtt.lt of m whan 1
lcl.avd to lb. fiwiball team.
Th Mcht msnhood rtl.l, in iltp
a'tioo, nut la war lotailv-U. W,
ll.avhar.
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Bears
Signaturo
In
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For Over
Thirty Years
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