The Oregon mist., August 05, 1904, Image 4

Got Rid
of Scrofula
Bancbes, eruptions. Inflammation. sorw
mss of ths eyelids and ears, disease of th
bones, rickets, dyspepsia, catarrh, wasting,
ar only torn ol tha troubles It causes.
It St a very active aril, making baToe ol
tba wbola system.
HoodsSarsaparilla
radicates It, cures all tti msnlfsstatlona,
and builds np tha whole system.
Accept no substitute.
Teaching Parrot How to Talk.
Ona of tha "peculiar Institutlona" of
tba Quaker City and of the world la
tha aohool for parrots, recently eatab
linked by a woman. These Imitative
bird ara her taught to pak by
meant of a phonograph. Tba cuatom
In teaching parrot tha lingo which
they prattle to amusingly haa been for
tha teacher to crouch In a corner out
of algbt of the JJlrd and repeat thou
aanda of time tha same word, the
unit phrase, till his back ached and
hit rolce refused to emit more than
a whisper. The way devised by thlt
woman require no exertion and Is
much mora successful. , She aeta a
phonograph going at the parrot's ear
and then attend to other affair. Tba
phonograph, with a precision and a
perseverance man could never equal,
drama Into tha ears of Tolly" tha
aentenca that la to be learned. The
term at tha Philadelphia phonograph
achool of languages for parrota lasts
alz months. Tba tuition fe 1 $40 a
tana.
Arriving at a Verdict.
Kuahequa, Fa., Aug. 1. (Special)
In tbit section ol Pennsylvania there
it a (trowing belief tbat lor Nth Kid
ney Diseases as Rheumatism and Lame
Back there it only one rate enre and
that ia Dodd'a Kidney Pilla. This be
lief grows Irom such casea at that ol
Mrs. M. L. Davison of this place. Eba
toll the story herself aa follows:
"I have suffered from Rheumatism
for thirty year and find that Dodd'a
Kidnev Pilla have done ma more good
than any medicine I have ever taken.
I waa also tothered with Lame Back
and I can only say that my back hasn't
bothered ma since I took Doud'i Kid
Bey Pilla."
Considering that Mrs. Davison only
took two boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills,
the result wonld be considered wonder
ful were it not tbat other are reporting
similar results daily. Kushequa is fast
arriving at a verdict that "Dodd's Kid
ney Pilla are tha one sure cure for
Bheomatism."
Direct Evidence.
Tha lawyer shook bis finger warnv
Ingly at the witnesa and said. "Now
wa want to hear Just what you know,
aot what some ona els know, or
what you think, or anything of that
kind, but what you know. Do you
anderstand?"
"WaL I know," aald the witness,
with emphasis, as be lifted one limber
leg and laid it across the other. "I
know that Clay Grabb said that Bill
Thomson told bim that be beard John
Thomas' wife tell Sid Shuford's gal
that ber husband was there when the
fight tok place, and tbat be said tbat
they alung each other around in tha
bushes right consld'able."
The Hon. Andrew D. White' enter
taining recollections of hi life as a
member of tha American legation at
6t. Petersbnrg during the Crimean war
will be continued in the August Cen
tury, the Midsummer Holiday Number.
These chapter! will include, besides
much other matter, of timely interest,
personal memoirs of Nicholas I and
Alexander II of Buseia. Later foreign
services of Mr. White include his work
aa a United States commissioner to
Ban to Domingo and to the Paris expo
sition; a United State minister to
Germany, 1879-81, and to Ruaiea again
In lf2 91; as a member of the Vene
snelau commission and of the Hague
peace commission, and a abmassador
to Germany in 1897.
Mot Ber Affair.
Unci Ephralm had put on a clean
collar and bl best coat, says the Chi
cago Tribune, and was walking ma
jestically up and down the street
"Aren't you working to-day, ancle V
sked one of his acquaintances.
"No, tub. I'a celebratin' my golden
weddln', tub."
"Ton were married fifty yeart ago
to-day r
"Tea, tub."
"Well why Isn't your wife helping
yon to celebrate?"
"My present wife, tuh," replied
Unci Ephralm, witb dignity, "ain't
got notbin' to do with It. She' de
fourth, sub."
ItHEVEEKLY I
WSkl um)
ZSJlfff ! V A v3 vol
Alexander I 'V'J-fJ "1 i MM
One Hundred Years Ago.
Aaron Burr challeuged
Hamilton to fight a duel.
Alexander Hamilton died as a result
of injuries received In the duel with
Aaron Burr.
The rrotestant Episcopal diocese of
Kentucky was organised.
Seventy gunboats which had been
built on the Seine formed tha French
fleet at Havre.
Seventy -five Years Ago.
The value of paper currency wat
much diminished by the extensive cop
per coinage in Braill.
The British and French ambasaadori
were received with great distinction
by the Sultan at Constantinople.
Don Manuel's squadron sailed tor
Lisbon from Tercel ra.
An epidemic of amaKpox wa preva
lent In Edlnburg.
President Jackson and party arrived
at Fortresa Monro on an Inspection
tour.
England prepared a large naval force
in the Mediterranean, as there seemed
no hope of peace with Turkey.
There were In Ireland 133,000 troops
on the verge of rebellion, owing to ti e
rigid restrictions, scarcity of provisions
and their general desperate condition.
- -
Mrs. Huorhson. of Chicago, whose
letter follows, is another woman in high
position who owes her health to the use of
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable " (impound.
"Dkar Mus. riNKHASi: I suffered for several years w
weakness and beariny-down pains, caused by womb trouble.
ySVNsssew'
Doctor Holmes, being ssked by a
young physician what sign to put on
his door. rcpl: "The smallsst f
er gratefully received."
Mrs. Smith My bnabatid hs been
enjoying very poor health of Isle
Mr, llrown How fortunate that h
can enjoy 111 Very few peH'l do.
A Juryman being sskod by tu
Judge If he ever read the paper, re
plied: "Ye, your honor; but If you'll
let me go Ibis time. I'll never do w
any more."
Patleuce- See how yellow her hair
Is; and It used to be brown. rattle
Yes; she's beeu uslut; one of thoa
yellow Journals lo tnnk curl paper.
Y'onker Statesman.
"11 had a play produced by an
amateur company the other night, I J
believe. Who waa the hero of It. "o :
you know J" "I was one. I '
through It." Philadelphia Ledger, j
A llttls Mains girl came to ber your
mother one morning and said: "Mam.
ma. 1 don't fee! very well." "Well,
that's too bsd." aald mamma; "where
do you feel the worst!" "In school,"
was the prompt reply.
"Au elephant inuat be a pretty ex
pensive aulmal." "Yes. I wish 1 had
i enough money to buy one." "What
n elephant T I
Ayers
Don'i try cheap counh medi
cines! Get the beir. Avert
Cherry Pcciorol. w "
record li has, sixty ye.u of
Cherry
Pectoral
cures! Ask your doctor If
he doesn't use It for coughs,
colds, bronchitis, nd til
throat and lung troubles.
kll.. l;v.'r.",u,.,l. . t.
Jo,,Me,.t.
All d,...-.-t.'.
i for
j. o. avsacm.
Bronchitis
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$5 For a Name $5
MB. Hi ..a vr wni'rv nni 01 ynui m Annnt.
tih Binni to seeure a Uii.Ihch kdutii,,,
1J tor ih flril etie that nrulli liurolixl.,.
um u. a .iiiioiar.mp. w win rvuiM tvi lb la
wt
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from
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adilraH,
Betwtll Business College, Ticorna, Wash.
Correct
lion w
....Mrw fa conatlta
th aioall do.o f Ayr Pl.
..... ! In uiaks til mo.t of
.1.- .,..r. that i'..l ha slven j-eu hy
l.rhik-luK superb hralth ai.J vitality
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1Si.B .HU3. imHWt-lBUUU f"r ,"a. l" ur ' A,,S, 1 mer..v eti.res.rd a wish for
...j .iv- , - - ". " ,
TUliaueipui i reus.
understand you
that would stop a
Ho 1 did. Any
well regulated clock won il pause aud
up Its haud In admiration at
f jour lovely face.t. Louis
1 ,f,f , ..nn thi. mAiii.r
m A . I i v,-.-,,,!.. it., annua nir murx. mm iruiit vv pv., , .......
ntit T m,l m,.m wearr in tJie uiorninK than wiien I retired. After i 8ue (angriiyi-Sir, I
,iino.nnAAf vmiradvortLsementa I decided to try the merits of I.ydia ,a,a , bti , ttct
r pinkham'i Vegetable Compound, and I am so glad I did. Aoor.o ; cl01.k u ,caimiy-
ean describe tho Rood it did me. I took three bott ra ituinnuiy, ai u ;
besides bitilditis tip my general health, it drove all (incase ami i l0u
out of ruv body, aud made mo 11 as srry anu active s B t- sight o
Mrs. jnnkhara's medicines are certainly all they are claimed to w. , Sur
L.Kee lev U0oo-M0fl pm i n e-tobacco!
I KABITS FEKHANEMTLY CUfitcl
mm w raiT iigmurt- pewTLawD.Qwe,
Fntare Great Men.
The replies of Mr. Boot to the newa
paper men who Interviewed bim while
be waa Secretary of War were often
sharp and witty. One day, say tba
New York Time, a number of them,
entering bl office, found him signing
documents.
"What ara you doing, Mr. Secre
tary?" they asked.
"Appointing lieutenant general,"
was the Instant reply. A be wa sign-
lng the commission of West Point
graduates, It 1 safe to aay that none of
those commissioned would bava doubt
ed that be spoke tba truth.
WANTED
200 MEN.
Ware. 12 2t per dar. Board KM per
week. 60 team. 2.uo per dar. Exten
sive Irrigation eon.tructlun. feruta
nent employment tor good men aud
teams.
Deschutes Irrigation and Power
Company
BEND, OKEGON
S CouMb Syrup. 1mm Good. b
la tlma. Sola Py drmrgl.ta.
a?m"isililsslIsJa
fifty Year Ago.
Tha Turk defeated tba Russians at
Gluntevo.
Xaooleon III. reviewed the French
Baltic army at Bologna.
Tba London Missionary Society
opened Its first mission at Vexag-a
patam.
The Pledmontesa railroad from Al
exandria to Novara was opened.
The British troops in Russia were
reinforced by 10,K French troops.
A new planet was discovered by the
astronomer Hind from tbe observatory
at Regent's Park," London.
Forty Year Ago.
Gov. A. W. Bradford, of Maryland,
Issued an appeal to citizens to rtsa and
reslht the Confederate Invaders then
believed to be menacing Baltimore. -
The Confederate evacuated liar
per"a Ferry and the retreat of the fores
that ball gone north along tha Potomac
was on.
Telegraphic communication with
Washington, D. C, having been cut
off, rumors of !ts capture by the Con
federates, and denials followed each
other over the country all day.
The constitutional convention of Ne
vada (elected Nevada a the name of
the 8tate and adopted a constitution.
Confederate force took possession
of telegraph lines st Magnolia, Md.,
Intercepted dispatches from Secretary
Etanton to Gen. Cadwallader, and tem
porarily ahut off communication with
Washington, D. C.
President Lincoln Issued a proclama
tion aettlng aside the first Thursday
In Angaat as a day of prayer for ths
preservation of the Union.
Thirty Yean Ago.
Ex-Gov. Alexander Shepherd, of ths
District of Columbia, acting under tb
"pre gag" law, demanded the indict
ment of Charles A. Dana for libel be
es us of editorial In tbe New York
Sun.
Cheyenne, Arapahoe and Coma nobs
Indians commenced hostilities In In
dian Territory.
Henry Ward Beecber made pnblle
correspondence wblcb bad passed be
tween bim. Mr. TUton and Plymouth
Church in Brooklyn, in which the Re.
Mr. Beeeher demanded an Investiga
tion of tbe charge made against him.
Prince Bismarck was shot by
would-be assassin at Klsslngen, Ger
many. Tbe ball struck Bismarck'
wrist, tbe wound being slight
Over 700 Mormon converts arrived In
New York from Europe, most of them
from the Scandinavian peninsula.
Twenty Year Ago.
James G. Blaine, then Republican
candidate for tbe Presidency, delivered
an address at Bowdoln College com
mencement exercises and received tbe
degree of LL. D.
Erroneous reports were sent oat
from Paris that Gen. Gordon had been
murdered by bis soldiers In Khartum.
Tbe Democratic national convention
which nominated Grover Cleveland
and Thomas A. Hendricks mat In Chi
cago.
Grover Cleveland. and Thomas A.
Hendricks were nominated for Presi
dency and Vice Presidency at the Dem
ocratic national convention bald In Chi
cago.
The Canadian government refused
tba application from tbe United State
for tbe extradition or John C. Kno,
fugitive president of the defunct Sec
ond National Bank of New York.
Ten Yeara Ago.
President Cleveland Issued to Gen.
Miles, in command of tbe government
troop In Chicago, an order wbl
practically placed tbe city under mar
tial law.
Tbe Panhandle rallwiy yards from
Sixty-first street to Brighton Park
were swept by fire alleged to bava
been set by striker; loss, 11,000,000.
England offered Ha services to Japan
and China to settle tba Corean 4i-
puta.
Xfo f R HifnrtttW. S47 East OlUO tt- LUlcaKO, 1U.
Mrs. Plnkham Tells How Ordinary Tasks Produce Displacements.
Apparently trifling Incidents In woman's daily life frequently projluca
dLplaJseuts St the womb. A slip on the stairs, lifting d urmff mens ru.Uon.
tnding at a counter, runnlnff a sewing machine, or attending ' to the n oat
ordinary taaks may result in displacement, and a train of serious evils Is star ted.
Thi flt Indention of ach trouble should 1 the signal for quick action.
Don't let the condition become chronic throuph neglect or a mistaken idea
that vou can overcome U by exercise or leaving it alone. ,t,.P
More than a million women have regain J health by tha use of Lj dU E.
Pink ham's Vegetable Compound. . "
If the slightest trouble appears which you do not; unrtr rt n na
writ to MrsTlMukha.il. at Lynn. Mass, for her advice, and a few
timely words from her will show you the rlBlt Jlsln to 1 o. l l.ls
advice costs you notuln. but it may mean life or uupidncss or both.
Mrs. Lelah Stowell, 177 Wellington
St, Kingston, Ont., writes:
"Dear 31ns. Pink ham : You are indeed a
ononri tn vnmn Btirt if ther (ill knew vnns
FITS na..ta'"'''
CT m. ii. kim t.id..av rauwrt r
Ini'imieaiabla Prixif.
l..ir.u-. A.-t -Wdat ar. tha proofs
of tour liii.taiira .loath, madam r
Ths Wlilow -Well, li has lirao home
t.w Iks la.t Hire iilglita.-Suisrt Hvt.
no a t'ure s remertr forr.iul., ool.ta
and wn.unn.tioi. Try lU I'rU-e eeuu,
at Umuji.i.j
What Man Wauls. t
A club woumii l right In -lu
but what Uie imllnary uwu waut la
a houiti-kwlwr In a bouno
flaw's ThlsT
... - - ft... itn.in,l LK.llan It.wartl toi
lit nhoIi aianh tUal eauuui lie Wf
UU' JT. H Vs'l'v CO . rn,.. MH a.
Wa. lha uu.lt.lsnt. '' ""
( h.iir lt tha la.laia. an4tiwekls
irlacllv binurW in U bu.maa tM
limn au.l atianriM'i "!
fX you cm im
I 125.00 PER OAY
lj A - O'lllni Walar,
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I VV AVtUH WIII.U OWUt
at VV ' !' an.l
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you could do for tbem, Uicro would be no ncoa j ,j ,. ,uoih.m1 in te h.-sriug of ths
m(ihn;,,lran rtnf Tiitsprnlilp lives ill BSrony. 1 i.r.,rwl..r.- "It' nn uu to trv blio.
The Hero's Ties.
"Brave youth:" exclaimed tbe father
of the girl who had been rescued from .
watery grave, "bow cap I repay .
you? How can I snow my graiuuuef
"Oh, If you only will please let me i
off," replied the young man.
Let you off? How do you mean?" j
Don't Insist upon the usual conte-
quences; I n engaged to anotner gin.
Tbonghtful Husband.
"You suited ms to bring rou soms pin
money this morning, my dear, aaid the
young lniani.
Yes, abe replied, wita an air or tx-
pectani-y.
"Well, ne continueo, i inougni i
might as well save jrou s trip down town,
so I brought you a paper of pin instead."
a m
lIul'anJ twho had been out Writ
Ion business, sud left his wlr soma
! blank rhe kai-Mary, 1 diul yu have
j considerably overdrawn at the bank.
I Mary Noim'iiae. John, how can that
i be? I've two of those blank ruevk n(iiii. y ," "'"i.,.,,.,. t ,i-i o
Mrs. Jenka Ar ymf perfectly aa
! Isfied with your new
' Spelt Ye. Itld.'rd.
beat thinks It's bes
I woman 1 love least haa pretended to
jtnrn up her no., a, U.-.'bH.d.lp,,,. , JlUi, -
, ledger. .,.i rl..t
Young t-ttr hat l"u oianr
intOM YOUR
r.rf perfectly ,t-; 'U.'!:;;k .,.... a, . I.tstwall-. .'V
w dre? Mrs. .um-,,. ui.o ih Wx-t aii.t u"
Tbe man I luva ' "' , b",u
utlful, and the iuu f uu'.i f in. am in b.v.
A cowardly fVllow. having kicked a
newsboy fur pe.terlng h!m to buy an '
evening newspaper, lb lad waited till
another ly a-otnl the "gentleman.
ECONOMICAL IRRIGATOR
No Coat ol Operation
nn
' Phillips ftf
Hydraulic
Ram
"I sullVred for years with la arinK-dovn roins,
womb trouble, nervousness, nnd excnu iittiiiR bead
ache, but a few l-ottles of I.ydl I- lMnkhoma
s . Veiretablo Compound made life l.xiK
lasV new and promLsiiig to me. I am light and
1 happv.and I do not knowvtliat sKkntoa
1 1 K and I
lyVlJlltVIIIIU ..- . w - a .
t,lK ia women who thus suffer. It Is a sovereipn cure ror
tb worst forms of female complaints.
b&clc fallinir snd displacement 01 iqo wuiuu, rmmm... - - ---
STtroubles of the uterus or womb. It dissolves and expels tumors from tha
uterus in the early of development, and checks any tendency to cancer
ous humors. Ir. subdues excitability, nervous prosvrauun, Uu w... .-k
Its recora or cures is u grere u
happv.and I do net know unar, t-KKiieoo ,
I now enjov the lest of health." . no i
Lydia E. lMnkhnm a YeuetaMe ) Every twtly e
onnd can alwaya t-e relied upon to restore , Joke." Chlca
niir female svstem.
ahould be relied' upon with confidence.
Srnnn FORFEIT If we esnaM forthwith wd!t'
55DUD -'feiT:
rodaea tha orlrlna) l.ta and .IgnatarwJ st
ftnkbaja Mwllclaa Co Ian. Mas.
bvatanders: "It's no use to try him,
Jim, be can't read."
Soiuetluiee," aald tbe poet, "I sin
almost afraid that I take uijaelf too
seriously." "Oh, well, never uiliul,"
t reiilled his kind hearted friend.
there's no harm done If yuu do.
else regarda you as a
go lUH-ord Herald.
Here Is a pecu.Iar advertisement!
which recently appeared In a llrl.tian
paper: "IVruiaiieut Wanted, a man;
to look after one horse and a few,
cows and plg. One who can Impart!
the ru.iUneuts of French, tinging aud:
ths piano to children preferred."
"I'd like to hsve your cheek for that;
little midnight supper I served ati
your bou laat month," aald the'
caterer. "You'll have to wait until I!
Harlirlor " hjr, bt rf. ona mtuuu
and bellow t! Stit.-t'hleago News.
htj!hr.winnti4 Mf. Wlil,i.'. .thtii
rtu). lb W.' te.i. lj louwtui Ihair eMIdraa
4uttog U t'.tilug
After repeated failure, bjr tha fulled
Hlntea go.vruineut to r.-t a UcMtiouaw
and fug aiannl uti (Inter lUm.in.l ihuata,
tilt Cape Hatlera., Capl. A. F. Fell, uf
ll.i.diu will uiak tlit attempt, awutulug
all stpeti.ra.
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Wanteil to be In Time.
FrlenJ There ia a new cure for your
dieaM discovered by a uoteJ Kuri'pean
scientist. AU tli papers srs talking
about it
I'atieot My graeloua! Get ma ams
st once. Don't lose a day; don't loss so
hour; don't lose a moment!
"Certainly. Itut. my dear friend, to"'
dieae ia not dangerous. Wby so much
hurry?"
"There Is not an In.tant to wa.te.
Theae sew cures slwaya .top curing after
thsy hsvs been triwd s few weeks."
get the doctor's bill for curing me ofj
" replied tlie victim, "mat
your bill." Philadelphia
J a T1
They Don't Head I ha Pap re.
St. Teter You can't come in.
Millionaire Wha'att You Just send
for ths dailr papers, and read the reports
of ths funeral sermon tbat Ilev. Softll
preached over me.
aV r w - Ir jtr
oool and iwimpi, till their
lystems are filled with ma
laria and their health under
mined, will find S. S. S. a
most excellent tonic, and it
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It increase the appetite, tones up the
atomawh. invigorates and strengthen the
system, and furnishes purer and better blood for the up
building of the run-down constitution, louwiu una no io.i.
to act so promptly and beneficially where the health ha given
t ,u ,, -,A hv hard work and close confinement.
Those living in the low, marshy section, of the country, exposed to
Z.;cr,. anA iireathine the impure air arising from stagnant
ll4.rlllc.Lll ivna J a
Canton, Ohio, Aug.", 1008.
Gentlemen: 8.B.8. la aarood medlolne. I hasp
It In the houae all the while. It la an exoellent
tonto to Five atronath to the system and tone to
all tha oraans. It gives appetite and enargr and
makes one fael better In every way. I have found
It nlao an excellent blood Dunfler. Vot months I
lime T use has many time was troubled with an ltcl.lnir skin eruption on
' , j ... .:., tbe face, snd I triad specialists and many rame-
prevented the serious com- dl0 to KOt a onr. but B 8 8 u tu0 ouiy meaioine
plications that SO often thateeemedto relieve. I am now comparatively
Lu f. mlnn free of this eruption. I think a great deal of your
result from malaria. medlolna, believing it to be the boat blood purinar
Uooa biooa, gooa Bppc- ana lonlo Known to tne woria lo-aav
tite and good digestion are
the foundation stone of
good health. S.S. S. sup- Altoona, Pa., June 80, 1003.
plic all these, containing I haw alwaya bean averao to -tvinatoatlmo.
i. Am inrrrorlmnla for BUI. and only do o bow because of a daalra to
a it doe ingredient lor other kMBtol by th. 0f your moat
the purification of the blood zoollont medicine. Bi.fore nalng B. H. 8. thla
nn,l alsn well-known tonic aprtnglverrmnoh foltthe need of a tonlo; waa
ana also WCll Known ionic J,raWad wlth Dyapepai and Constipation, and
properties, making Jt tlie my blood was In bad oonditlon. Tbe uascf your
retried v in rviwa where spaoiflo haa driven aw ny all Indication of Dys
lUeal remeciy in case wiicre ,.gulaud my bowala, onrlohad my blood,
the blood has deteriorated, aoa 01aMIi roa to gain SO pounds In weight, so
the stomach disordered and that I feal la bouor phy.lcal condition than I
... , , ., . hava in reara. la my Judgment thera la no hotter
appetite ha lailcd. tonto and blood purluer on the market than your
S. S. S. being a purely preparation, and I uulissitatlngly "mm mend It
vegetable compound, leave
no bad after-effects, like the trong potash and mineral remedies, which
are bad on the stomach and nerves. A course of S. S.S. now will
fortify the system, and the impurities that have accumulated through
the lonir winter month are more readily and promptly thrown off.and
the warm weather find you in good physical condition, instead of
weak, run-down, tired and debilitated, with no appetite or criergy, as
is apt to be tho case where the system it neglected and nature left to
take care of herself. If you need a tonic and appetizer, you will
find S. S. S. the best. Medical advice without charge to all who write us
bout their case. WE SWOT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA,
llic Klml You llitvn Ahvuya Itoiight luia Imrnei th signature-
of Clint. II. Fletcher, utul li4 hern lunil under hi
perwuiul KtipiTtlaloit for over JM cnr. Allow nu m
to deceive) you In thin, t'ontiterrelta, liultiillnna unit
" .IiiNt-na-iriMMl" nrei hut I'.vperlinenta. iukI riitliinger tho
henltli of Children Ivsiir-rleiico tiguliut i:sH'rlin. iit.
What is CASTORIA
C'natoriit U n huriiilcsa suhatltuto for (,'.nr Oil, Pure.
f,orlr, lniis niul M.Mitliliii.' hyrupK. It U I'leimiuiU It
contain neither Opium, Slorphlno Iior other Nu rent If)
MiihHtanert. Its uir U Its ruitntiit'o. It ileatroya Wortm
nuil ulliiya l'i-verllineH, It cures Ilurrliti niul Wlml
Colic. It relieves Tevthlnir Trouble, eurva i'onatlpiitloit
niul l'lntiileiicr. It ntaliiiilutra the) I'.mhI, ri'itulnti thn
Htoiiiiit'li nuil lloweN, Rlvlnir linlthy niul liuturul sleep.
Tho C'hlldren'a I'uimceit-Tlio Mother I'rlcud.
The Kind You Haie Always Bought
Boars tho SIgnaturo of
liidigHStlon
come off
Press.
"I know what you've come hersi
for." sold little Wlille; "jrou're going,
to sik mj slater to be your wife."!
"Oh! Why do you think so? fans,
I beard her tellln' wa ahe was guln'j
to git you la a corner tonight and:
make you say It" C'hlcsgo ltecord-1
Uerald. j
Moos Meadow Bherlff Yes, thsfs,
Bplka Moran, alias lllg F.ddy, sllss
Jim Tbornton, alias Kid McDuff. He's
a burglar. Stranger But why do you
let him live here? Sheriff- Jest to fat
up the cenaua. " put mm iu ui.
directory under eacb uann. you s.
Judge.
""'Don't be too qub'k to strike sn
other, my boy," said the kindly old
man. who bad Interrupted the fight;
"alwsys count ten before you do It,
snd then " "Veh," replied ths
boy, contemptuously, "sn' deu It'll be
ds referee fla I'll be cotintla' teu on
you." Philadelphia Press.
Jennie's mother was eipectlng com
pany, but Just before train time a
telegram arrived which read: "Missed
trsln. Wilt stsrt at same time to
morrow." Jennie rushed homo from
school expecting to see the gueat, but
Instead was shown the message. Aft
er reading It laboriously and careful
ly through, she exclaimed: "Why,
mamma, If she starts at Uie same tlma
to-morrow, she will miss th ti n In
again."
Lincoln's Way of 'laaalncr,
la bis bom city, npringueia. III., a
story Is told of Lincoln which has
lavnm artrionrad In nelrtt HI !.,.. .a'
had tmitf needed a fresh coat nf nnlnf I
but a political campaign was In prog-1 SftW
ress aud "Aba" had no time to look up Mil l C
painters. hullo
During hi absence for six weeks of i THRFhFR II I
drcult-rldlug In his one horse u,!P&&cScd MaPhlfWU
uinunuiij iiimuiiiiiui I
... '
- w - ar
In Use For Over 30 Years.
BIQ RETURNS IN EQGS. t'JSt'i'.r.wS-.S.iJeJS
It. Il rtiwalntf at tj rtltnti ta) Ut IrtaMlaUt i-Mm IVVtlvr l stl 1
lw uww irro writn, ana tmn
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rlHri. ml hUo. tiat It tmm ..-r daalar. wiiu im 1il,H nn iHHtltrr rt
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Mr. IJncoln had the matter ottended!
to, and on hi return when he drov
up to the little cottage on 8th street
she came out on the steps to welcome
him. Paying not the slightest atten
tion to ber, Lincoln surveyed the
house from foundation to eaves In a
dazed niauner and then drove to the
next door, and called to his nnlghiior:
"Bay! Can you tell mo where Aba
Lincoln lives'
"lou old goose! come homo and be
hav yourself," laughed Mrs, Lincoln.
In thn Oood (lid hummer Time.
Mrs. Kursle You don't mean to sny
you pay that woman ten dollars s
week for cooking?
Mrs. Harlem (a city sinter) Oh, dear
no. We pay ber only two dollurs for
cooking; the rest Is for tnyii:g. Wom
an's Homo Companion.
We all spend too mucti tium In coin
plaining that w lack time to do
thing.
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