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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (June 24, 1904)
Eruptions The only way to get rid of pimples and other erup tion u to cleanse tbe blood, Improve the digestion, stim ulate the kidneys, liver and skin. The medicine to take is Hood's Sarsaparilla Which has cured thousands. for Japanese SoUlletv. Rice and dried fish i tbe uniform food of tbe Japanese army in cam' palgnlnr times. Tbll 1 the war In which tbe rice la cooked. It Is boiled until quite thick and glutinous. Next It Is placed on a ceramic slab, rolled out, and cut Into squares. Tbe squares re then placed In tbe sun to dry and often turned. When bard as sea bis cuit and greatly reduced In weight, they can be stored. A certain number are allowed each day to tbe soldier. All be has to do Is to break up a square In boiling water and to add the dried fish. In a few minutes be bas what Deems to him a delicious thick soup. It he cannot pro cur boiling water be simply eats bis rice cake dry. In the fruit season he substitutes fruit, wbcn be can obtain It, for tbe fish. Tbe July Century will bo a fiction number, although the advance an nouncements give promise of notable featurea of interest for serious readers. Besides further chapters of the serials, Dr. 8. Weir Mitchell's "Tbe Youth of Washington" and Jack London's "Tbe 8ea-Wolf," there will be nine short stories in the number, Miriam Michel son, author of "In tbe Bishop's Car riage," contributing another Madigan story. There will be stories also by Margaret Deland, Bertha Runkle, and Gouverneur Morris. Kind-Hearted. I Tb tenderest heart may exist la spite of the roughest exterior. A llttl , fox terrier bad beeu left outside a Boa- ton store by Its owner. Evidently ths dog had not been long In the city, for it trembled with fright at being out of the protecting presence of Its ma ter. As It lay crouching In the door way a huge laborer com aloug. Reaching down pityingly, he stroked tbe wee animal, speaking afew sooth' tng words at the same time. Tbe re sult was that th fear In tbe dog's heart subsided. It wagged Its tall knowingly and licked the kind-hearted man's hand. When It was left alone It sat up bravely, as though feeling assured that human beings would do It no barm. MMtMMllMSMS-l Making Him Comfortable. New Boarder (shivering-) This stove la too small for this room. Landlady (kindly) So it Is. I'U have It moved Into a smaller room for you. Tbe largest mammoth found In Si beria measured 17 feet long and 10 feet In height Tbe tusks weighed 800 pounds. The head without th tusks weighed 414 pounds. Strong Language. FreJericksburg, Ind., June 20. Rev. Enoch P. Stevens of this place uses strong language in (peaking of Dodd e kidney Pills and he gives good reasons for what be savs: "I can't praise Dodd'e Kidney Pilla too much," says Mr. Stevens. "They have dune me to much good. I was troubled with my kidneys so much that had to get np two or three tinits in the night and sometimes in the day when starting to the waterhonse the water wuold come from me before get ting there. Two boxes of Dodd s Kidney Pills cured me entirley. 'I have recommended Podd s Kid ney Pills to many people and have never yet heard of a failure. Dodd'i Kidney rills sre the things for Kidney Diseases and Rheumatism." Podd'e Kidney Pills alwavs cure the kidneys. Good Kidneys insure pure blood. Pure blood means good health. Then He Got Busy. Tom For the last hour I have been watching for an opportunity to steal a kiss. i Bess Indeed! Don't yoo think it would be a good idea for you to consult an oculist! j Short Q GOOD . torles MM I Mora Satisfactory. "He who runs may read," remarked th party with the quotation habit. But, objected th contrary person. For forty year's Flso's Cut for Con sumption has cured coughs and colds. At druggists. Price 25 cen t Th Philosopher. "Do jou see any humor In this lifef "Well, comparatively yea. That Is, there is more humor In It than there Is In getting out of It, so I conclude It must be a joke. Though sometimes. I must confess, I laugh when I really do not see the point" Detroit Free Press. Thr Is mot Catarrh la this section ot th country man ail otaer Olieasea put loiretnet Incurable. Fur A frightened boy named Dodd. charged with some dire echolastlo of fense, wss once brought before Dr. Vsughao, for many years headmaster at Harrow. "What U your namer asked th master, with due severity. "Dodd. air," answered th trembling boy, "Dodd! Do you spell it with one d, or with twor "No, sir, three," an swered th boy. Th doctor let him oil with a warning, and acknowledged that he had never before received so good a lesson In spelling. An Old Rhode Island farmer was trying to convert a neighbor to soclal lim. He explained his Idea of It, and professed his willingness to abide by Its tenets. "Why," aald he, "uuder socialism. If I had two heifers, I'd give you one; If I had two horses. I'd giv jou one." "If you had two pig would )ou divide with mef" aaked the neigh bor. "Ah," said th old socialist re proachfully, "there ye'r gettln1 too near horn. T know I'v got two Congressman John Sharp Williams tells of a man In Mississippi who Is a hypochondriac of the first order. This man was one day telling a friend of bis efforts to regsln his old-time health. He ran over the list of doctors whom be had consulted. Whereupon tbe friend remarked: "Well, old man, I must say that you appear to have lots of faith In doctors." "Certainly I have," replied tbe sick man; "don't you think the doctors would be foolish to ' let a good customer like m dlT" ' An Oregon newspaper man In Wash ington la telling a good story about Dr. Hale. H says h was one travel ing In the back country of Oregon, and, going to a little Inn for lodging, was surprised to see a large picture of Dr. Hale on th wall. Th woman of the house explained It thus; "Well, yoo see, a good many strangers come here and want me to keep 'em, and I don't know anything about 'em, but If thtj know Edward Everett Hale's picture I know they're good for something, and I let 'em stay." Rer. Mr. FUllngham. the English clergyman, who has been making sucu spectacular and phyalcally forcible ob When the tin was dry the I pieces of calico were polled gently apart, with th reeult that th sdh. loo of th paper to th cloth txlng greater than th adhesion of th papr ItseJf, th two aide ot the not ad' hered to th cloth. On being damp ened th paper and th calico were again separated aud ther wsr two bank notes where only on bad been before. PET CROW MARKS THS TIMS. it ia Hin to occupy a scat during Ue nouaccd It a local disease, and prescrtbedloee) remedies, and by constant!? failing to curt with local treatment, pronounced lilncurable perusal ot a newspaper." Aoe easily Done. Housekeeper (captiously) I belter ttat condensed milk of yours Is mostly water. Manufacturer (qnietly) Madam, have you ever tried to condense water? 'Zu.ZZTZ.pZS Jtlons In New York to Bishop Pot r tretmny years doctors pro- ter'a high church methods of worship, and by constant!? failing to curt Ths Prussian State railway system, fesvlnt 21.104 miles of track, earned $140,000,000 net last year. This is said te be 10 to 12 per cent of the iuttst-ascot 4 a Straighten Up TSa mats muscular supports sf Sods weaken and 1st a snsar Backache ad atrslahisa np. sac St. Jacobs Oil arlea tic sue SO. lmvfTfivfifffuitiiiTa Science bu proren catarrh to be a constitu tional disease, ana tnerelore reqalreaconstitu ttonal treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manu factured by f. J. Cheney 4t Co., Toledo, Ohio, li the only constitutional cure on the market. It Is taken Internally in doses from 10 dror to s teaspoonful. It act. directly on the blood and muc ins surfaces of the cystem. They offer on hundred dollars for anr case It fails to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address, r. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O Sold by lrolsts.:.". Hall's family Pills are the best Proof. First Lawyer But have we proof that be Is really Insane? Second Lawyer Without question. Why, the gas man failed to inspect his meter one month and he actually sent for him. E'lJ rermaaenur cured. Wonts or narrowness 0 afteraratdar'saa.orDr.Klliie'sUraalKen torw.RndforFreeSStrtslt!ilandlreUee Iir.it. B. Kune. Ltd.. tti Arch at, rhuadetphia, ra A Practical Girt He I know my income ia small, but don't you think ws could get along? bhe l as afraid not He l'ou told m that you went to a cooking school. She Yes, but they did not teach m how to make wind pudding. ! Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslosrs's Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use lor their children , during the teething period.. Righteona Indignation. Mrs. Voungma Oh! I'm so boiling OTer with righteous indignation I dou't know what to do. I'd I'd like to bit somebody. Friend Whom? "Whom? Why, those roane, brutal, inhuman owners of the St Quiet flats. They refused to rent to me." "Everybody knows that they object to children, my dear." "Yes, of course but they objected to mine." heard that the latter bad been to the circus, and bad praised It highly. "It does not surprise me," said Mr. Fill Ingham: "I should expect Bishop Pot ter to tak th church to a circus." By a kind friend tbe remark was re ported to the bishop, who offered a mild observation In reply t "Better do as I do take the church to a circus than do a my brother FUllngham does and rais a circus In the church." Mgr. Farley, who bas been visiting th Vatican, finds that Pope Plus has a keen sense of humor, and reports that he greatly enjoyed the following story: It was of Con Creegan's father, who, on bis deathbed, wss making Ills will, and. In order that he might have strength to do so.wss plentifully piled with punch by Con and a group of neighbors. Toward the close the dying man cried to his son: "Ah, Con, Con! Just touch my lip once more with the Jug. Wlsht, my son, you watered the drink.". "No, Indeed, father, dear." while a low murmur of pity chorused through the cabin; "but lt'a the taste that's levin' ye." Mock the Cuckoo a the Boar Ar Passing Bwiftly By, George Wreake, of 8ibley Township, near Le Seur, Minn., ha a pet crow. Bob, which has been with him for four years, and which he claims la the most Intelligent and useful bird living. Ther 1 In th Wreak bom an old heirloom, a beautiful cuckoo clock, brought from Swltterlaud In ploueer days, one of the kind that have a lit tle door at the top In front out of which springs a little bird every sixty minutes and calls the hours with a "cuckoo" for each mitt of the hour. After the crew had been In the fain tly about two years he began to mock tbe clock cuckoo, and this Anally grew to be a passion with him, so that he hardly ever failed to give a melodious "caw" when the clock cuckoo was call ing th hour. Some six months ago. by reason of an accident to the shelf on which It wss standing, the clock fell and the striking, or cuckoo, part was completely broken, so the door never opens and the Mrd never comes out Thla appeared to be a great pin tle to Bob, for he watohed tbe clock for several days and seemed to be studying deeply. At last however, he came to a conclusion and greatly star tled the family by taking up tbe duty the cuckoo had previously performed, and counting out the hours perfectly at the exact moment with a clear cail of "caw" for each hour the clock ought to have struck, one for 1 o'clock, five for S o'clock, and so on around the circle. He has kept up his work to the present time and calls every hour when he can see tbe face of the clock. as regularly and perfectly as an onll nary timepiece with Its hammer and bell. If a lamp Is set at night where tho light rails on the fsc of the clock, the crow, though he will dose between time on his perch, will waken and can every hour all night long. More than this. If a lamp be kept lighted and a pin be thrust Into tbe wooden fac of th clock so that th minute hand will pass over It hut the hour hand will catch on It and stop the clock at any hour of tho morning, be tween 4 and T o'clock. Bob w ill notice It a soon as the clock stops and raise a shrill cawing that Is as good as an alarm clock, and ke-p It up till some one gets up and come and removes the pin. Minneapolis Tlmea CATARRH IS THE CAUSE OF MOST KIDNEY DISEASES PE-RU-NA CURES CATARRH Cpllii Jainr L. nempsey, rnl.D iai rioi Hid l roy I tillt'o rone, writes from llil Kerrv M., Troy, N, Y, ss foll.msi from my personal enperlcme with Pa. runa I am ant silod It U a very fin remtd for catarrhal aflei tlon-i, whether of th head, limits, slomnili or pelvic organs. It uircstoKIiilikly, and a few done ukts alter undue exposure prevent Illness, Some of the patrol men under me hsvs also found great relief from I'cruna, it has cured thro'ilc case of Kidney and bias's der trouble, restored men aiilfprlug iron Indliicstiim ami rht-umetlani. and I am f..nu peraumled Unit It I an hoinat. reliable nit. Mite, home I fully indorse and recommtnsl It." JAMI.S L. DliMI'SLV. tiftU-i r A ' Hwaimiti writes from rti? llarrlsoa Hi., ft.uu.-ll liluru. ! , m f.illu., "A s niv dmie. ciiii.rl m to nut ,j I lol of Heather I ..Mm. I.'.l s e. r i,, from IIiiii. f.i tiins Inch im-iiIM In tliv kidneys, rati In M'vnf uinl tuml l.' In .ltieursHs, "I iiiii ii" tww Hutu, nm in i.lrnuii) Ithiw io rerun." A, (J, FORGERS CAUSE SCARE. Many i SLEEPING VOLCANOES A thin, vapory smoke, lazily ascend ing from its crater, may be the only vis ible sign of life in the sleeping volcano ; but within is a raging sea of fire, molten rock and sulphurous gases. Those who make their homes in the peaceful val leys below know the danger, and though frequently warned by the rumblings and rjuakings, these signs of impending emo tion go unheeded. They are living in fancied security; when the giant awakes with deafening roars.and they are lost beneath a downpour of neaieo. roc ana seaming asnes. lliousands of blood poison sufferers are living upon a sleeping volcano, and are taking desperate chances, for tan der the mercury and pot ash treatment the external Oenti.nSnT1 Fo'eJ:' M"' 10oS' umtiMMii! not over four years I suffered ymtpomtof the disease dis- greatly from a sever eaa of contagious blood appear, and the deluded vie- '"'J!??. LZVtl 1 Hot J""' staying thr four fj t. l v v t t months at a big-ex jiense. I then consulted phy- lim IS happy in the belief Of slclans, who prescribed Meroury. Nothlnr did B complete cure : but the msanye'001;lnfact, th treatment proved mora c . r , I 1.. harmful than beneflolal. I mentioned my case to brea Of contagion have only a friend, who told me that 8. B. B. bad certainly been Smothered in the SVS- euredhim. latoncecommanced It use, and af- . ' ter continuing- It for sometime ooald find no trace lem, and as soon as these of th disease whatever. Thla was about two mineral are left off will Tear ao. I can truthfully say I am entirely blare up again. Occasional w,u D. M. banders. ore break out in the mouth, a red rash appears on the body, and these warning symptoms, if not heeded, are soon followed by fearful eruptions, ores, copper-colored splotches, swollen glands, loss of hair and other sickening symptoms. Mercury and potash not only fail to cure blood poison, but cause mercurial Rheumatism, necrosis of the bones, offen sive ulcer and inflammation of the stomach and bowels. The use of S. S. S. is never followed by any such bad results. It cures without the slightest injury to the system. We offer $1,000 for proof that it contains a mineral ot any descrip tion. S, S. S. is an antidote for conta gious blood poison, it destroys every atom of the virus and purifies and strengthen the blood and builds up the general health. We will mail free our special book oa Contagious Blood Poison, with full directions for home treatment. Medical advice is furnished by our physicians without charge. TU 9WIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. CAm Executed In ISIS for Making Fraudulent Bank Mote. At the beginning of the last century ther was a very flourishing trade In England which tbe establishment of fre trade undoubtedly helped to de stroy, says the Liverpool Post We refer to the manufacture of Bank of England notes. In the first decade of the century this Industry reached very larg proportions, and It was support ed and encouraged by tb skill of first rat continental artiste. Tbe matter was brought up In parliament, and tbe commons ordered a return to be made of the total value of tb forged notes presented at tbe Bank of England for payment, and refused, from being forg ed, for tbe 11 years from the 1st of January, 1801, to the 81st of December, 18U. This return, which la before us, runa: 'Tbe nominal value of the forged notes presented for payment, and refused, within th above-mentioned period 1 131,61 H. Hase, chief cashier. N. B. Th abov re turn Includes all forged notes supposed to have been fabricated on th conti nent and presented within this period." Parliamentary inquiry had no effect In diminishing th crime, for th Bid well and Fauntleroy forgeries soon fol lowed, and every fortnight In 1818 on an average ther was an execution In England for forgerle of bank notes, and In 1820 mora than 100 forgers were convicted. But such crime as those could hardly bav created a greater scar in Threadneedl street, however, than tbe announcement a few years ago that somebody had succeeded in accomplishing a very slmpl scientific feat It became known that a bank note had been spilt in two and the au thorities were aghast lest th world should be flooded with duplicate note. The splitting of th note had undoubt edly been accomplished quit honestly and without evil Intent and the man who split It was frank enough to let tbe bank know tbat he had done so. A long correspondence passed be tween the bank and the man with the secret and at last a teat was decided upon, a Bank of England note being sent to the Inventor for experimenting upon. The bsnk received It back In two pieces, the on a facsimile of tbe other! Tbe authorities were puzzled nd for a moment the scar seemed to have become mor real. But only for a moment Closer examination brought back confidence. Tbe test bad shown the possibility of splitting the note, but It proved, too, the Impossi bility of passing tbe second half, the printing on which was too falut to pass. It transpired that tbe method was to glue a piece of calico on each aids of tb note, leaving the Ceo for Worn-Oat Rubber. It used to be a favorite remark of one of Chicago's largest pork paekei that so many uks had been dtacovaro.1 for the hog that whan he was killed nothing about him was lost but lils squeal. As with tbe hog, so it Is with tbe product of the rubber tree not L Ing tangible la lost Worn-out rubber, like worn out all ver, is something that does not exist In these days. Ever since the advent of bicycle ana motor cars, both of which dir heavily on the world's rubber supply, aim ever since me nunared and on use to which rubber Is put In connec tlon with electricity, tbe material bas become more and more .-arce aud val uable, so that even Die old rubber alio and tbe worn out rubber boot may tnrow out their chests In pride at be u worth really something. Nothing con talnlng rubber Is discarded nowadays. Th old rubber coat over which the spring tires of a motor car may run on a country road to-day mny some day find a nesting place In the soft tresse of a woman s hair, after buv- Ing been transformed Into a handsome comb. Even vulcanized rubber, which, owing to the sulphuric process to which It was subjected, was formerly valueless, Is now subject to a process which rejuvenates It and makes It St to be worked up agalu for the purport of the manufacturer. Immense quan tities of this product, which formerly was ss'slgned to a rubbish heap, are now treated and admixed with a cer tain percentage of new gum, enough to cheapen the piece of most ruMor goods turned out by tbe manufacturer to-day. Old rubber, however, can lie used by Itself without any addition of fresh gum, tbe proctss of treatment being a slmpls one. I ! ." Hi I mm fefo?--' - jm Wm ill :Jm 1 c c, I t " . IIIII 111 ft, ...caJJ I CAPTAIN JAME3 L. DEMP3EY. Keep Germ Out of Land. Have you had your farm vaccinated? If not yon should proceed to bav It done at once. Science has done a great deal for the farmers. It has killed the bugs and worms that prey on his crops; It bas treated his animals when sick and saved their 11 res; It has experimented with seeds and raised th quality and quantity of their yield) It has done a great many things to help bim achieve success. Tbs latest service of special Interest which we bav heard Is noted in ths National Geographic magazine, wbrr It is shown that the process of Inoculating sterile ground and making It bring forth the fruit In abundance Is an easy task. Inoculation to pre vent smallpox, diphtheria, rubles, etc., ws know about, but It Is quite as mys terious as tbe Inoculation of old worn out soils to make them fertile. Certain germs make for fertility of the soli. Tbey are collected or gen erated by tbe Department of Agricul ture, according to this veracious au thority, and sent by mall In a small package about Ilk a yeast cake, Tho cake Is said to contain millions of dried germs. It 1 thrown Into a barrel of pure water and turns It a milky white. I Heeds or grain and grasses are washed with this water and when planted arc said to produco wonderful results even on what Is regarded as exhausted koII. The land Is really treated to an Inocu lation and eured of It dlsense of bar renness. Have your farm vaccinated and get rich from the big crops you will raise. Minneapolis Journal. Paiiuiel R. (Spreclier, Juninr IVa.lle (Vrt gelina, 3.422 I. O. (1. "., 2t5 Sew High ft., Angeles, fa I., writes: came her a few years ago suffering with catarrh of the kidneys, In nanli of lic.ilih thought the climate would cure mr, hut found I was mistaken. Hut what the tiimalc tmilJ n.it do I'cruna could and did do. Seven weeks' trial convinced me that I had the rulit mc Jit inc. and I was then a well man, I know of at Ica-t twenty friends and members ol the lJe to whiih I belong who have been cureJ of catarrh, bladder and kidney trouble through the uo of fcruna, and It has a host of friends In ttilt ilty." SA.MtCl. K. SI'KliCMI.K. Catarrh of the Kidneys a common : tairh '! Disease Kidney trouble Often , ivtuiu I alls to lie Regarded as talorih by I'hyskiaru. Catarrh of the kidneys Is very com mon indeed. It is pity this Ui t is not belter known to the physicians as well as the people. Peoiilo have kidney dieo. Tln-y take some diitrett ', hoping to K t I'et- ter. They never once think l catanh. Kidney disease and caturrli are sel.loin associated in the minds 1 1 It he ie.l.-, ami, alas, it is not very nten a-i-ated In (lie min.ls ol the pliysipinns. Too lew physicians rerogniw ra'arrh of ; the kidneys. They doctor for som I thing else. They try this remedy an. I that remedy. The trouble may be ia-i tl.e time. A few tiutllr of man n!. I cure tin in. ' I'e-ru-na Ucmovrs the Caue of the KUnry I rouble. Perura t:ik.-s at the vt-rv renter ol the l.lli.'iilty, l.v eia-li stii.it tlm ca tarrh Iroiti tin. ki.lnrts. i Mlarrli i the ca i. nl Iu'ln.-y ilitltculty. tn.ivo (lie isue an 1 y...i remove the i fin. I. With iittfrrii.it a.'. urscy Peru mi go.- rgtil to Hie s...l. Tlir ki'lnry. are .m ri doing their work with erf-l regularity. ThousanJ of Testimonial. TIiou-;"!.k of tint imoiilals fruin peo ple who hair had kidney iIwami which had g .ne lieyoiid tht, conliol of the pliymtiati are irceivnl ,jr I)r llr. every year, giving IVruna ths whole jtwIiw for ina'Vel.Mis cures. I'e-ru-na Cure Kidney Disease. IVfuna cur,' kidney ltra. fli ., ii it run kidney dl - is be I rauwi It cures catarrh, Catarrh id th kidneys is the i atiMt ol moat kidriay ii-., I rrnna cures catarili her ruer It hapeiis 1.. Iw Lusted. It rare ly fails. If you do not derive prompt and sat ifirlry trail Its Iroin lint use ,,f I'rrn na, write at once to t'r. lUrt.nan, giv. Ing full statement ti your case, and I. will l plraimj to gtva you till Val llaldr advice grat t. Ad.lriMW lr. lUrtman, President of The tlnrtmati Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. Horrors of Holltuilo. Mr. Miuks (reailingl "The csitalu's wife was the only one who ex'npc.l, em! sbe was thrown, by the wnvrs u.oa tlie bench of an uninhabited lalaiid." Mrs. Minks 1W thiiisr ! I low did she ever button her drens in the back the next morning? "The Magna Chart of Japan," a happily timely topic, w ill I .lis. iimI in the July Century by Ilaron Kentaro Kaneko, one of the four authors of tin- Japanese constitution, i'.anm Kam-ko is s Harvard A. It. snd Dim tor of I.n He is a member i Japan's House of Peers and nr. formerly Minister of Btate for Agriculture and Ciitiuni ri'i). He is in America now as the envoy of the Japanese, Emperor. Same Thing. "He's employed by the rullrond com pany now, 1 understand." lea; he baa charge of the puutle dv pertment." "The what?" "He mokes out the time tables." Phil- adelphia Press. I p51 KILLS J TVrT'f 1 asuwl J nvQyJJ - gr. LICE! . -.i o I J eaues.su aiaiarae. I J sa es Ha4 Kmi rres it. eeley lipuoh-morphine-tobacco ure nam 1 1 rLKMAnirtiLT WJfttD ros sull pahiicul 4 "nrrtifTiiBTiiurr- ronriNoor for your ; J To be a successful wife, to " r " retain (he love and admiration of her husband should be a woman's constant study. If she would be all that shi may, she must Ruard well against the signs of ill health. Mrs. Brown fells her story for the benefit of all wives and mothers. "rRlt Mil. I'lKITAW ! I,ytlla V. 'liiUliiiiii's VfB tiililo('oii,p, rosttLAMu aaau co r.me.. sl AaewM. Oe, Warned In Time. Old Dumps A nennr thoughts. Youns Gutnns I sm trvin in win mauo every tnnther well, strong healthy and happy. I drarrged through tl I tin T'.'f. .- . .r ... ; ... l.l - ... " J - ... aum Old Lrumpa My! rnyl Don't do It. Remembering the things s wife wants you to bring home Is s mighty tad hiil.it. By the time you've been married ten years, she'll be giving you s list as long ss the tariff law. Ayefs Occaalonally a girl marries a man Just to keep hi in from banging around ends , tb house evenings. Do you like your thin, rough, short hair? Of course you don't. Do you like ihick, heavy, smooih hair? Of course you do. Then why Hair Vigor not be pleased?1' Ayer's Hair Vigor makes beautiful heads of hair, that's the whole story. Sold for 60 years. h!!.I biT..",M !"'' "" vu fi" '" time. II Is, ImlMri, a w.niasrfiil hair ti.i.lc mtorlna huellh to the hslr n.l ri.li., sn.l. at Ue tame tlnis, prorlnn a ijl.iiill.t n, " lie. . W. Ta i UM, Msdlll, luS. T. flN s bottle. a 11 nrtiypl.e. : '.'," , - -""-iweni or a woman trou bled as I wa,. nn( , wm,tl,rfu. result, !, had had from your Vrre tal.lo (,jiii)ound, and decided to trr what It would do for me, anil used it for three months. At tho end of thai time I was a dlfTerei.t woman, the neighbor remarked It. ,nil "' band f.-ll . wl,i, n,m ffaln. It emed Ilk . neweilstence I hod been ; suffer! 11(f with Inflamina tlon and falling of the womb. !,.,. ne. lr.l0 cured that, and built up my ntlre ayBtem. till I was l,u,j A,,. I new woman. Klmerely yonra Mna Cms., v. Unowtt, 31 Cedar ftrt 2. Ilrt Bnr n, Ark., Vice President Moil ir. for. hi.. eu"' -IJ 'n I'm. aW333Zn r: ".. use "1 "T rtr.iiftfi.ii I ft TOU C1N EARN L A J25.00 PES DAT K V Oalllnf Water, If i u" ' Ca H i A ' V At SUN W!tX OMH.I.S I B i ' ' t'i alt sites sail B. s'T'e". Writa fur I aia I at '"fues snt ll.i of users IS ! th HesL I 'ROM YOUR UHALCR N. U, Its, 24-104. I liyilicrt wrlilna- to a.l .ertlsere pi Weak Hairl RUSSELL ENGINES LK OILERS sVwms High Grade THRESHERS l: stackers mauninm The A. H. Averill Machinery Co. PORTLAND, OREGON, Writs lor Calais. ue and Prkes,