The Oregon mist., May 20, 1904, Image 4

That
Tired Feeling
U Common Spring Trouble.
It', a lign thnt the blood it deficient
In vitality, Just at plinplei aud other
eruption, are lgn that the blood
b Impure.
It', a warning, too, which only the
hazardous fail to heed.
Hood's Sarsaparllla
and Pills
Remove It, give new life, new eom
ape, strength and animation.
They cleanse the blood and clear tha
complexion.
Accept no substitute.
"I felt tlrtd all the time and coold not
Sleep. After taking Hood's Sarsaparllla
a while I could sleep well and the tired
feeling had eon. ThU great medicine has
also cured me of scrofula.'' Mas. C. la.
Boot, GllMd, Conn. a
Hood's Sarsaparllla promise f
cur and keeps the promise).
Honoring Dead White Elephant,
Curious ceremonies are witnessed In
Slam when one of the sacred white
elephants dies. It Is given a funeral
grander than that accorded to princes
of royal blood. Buddhist priests offici
ate, and thousands of devout Siamese
men and women follow the deceased
animal to the grave. Jewels and of
ferings representing some thousands
of pounds are buried with the ele
phant Reflections oa the Hllkmaa.
Wayne MacVeagh, the lawyer and
diplomat, has on the outskirts of Phil
adelphia an admirable stock farm. One
day last summer some poor children
were permitted to go over his farm and
when their Inspection was done to each
of them was given a glass of milk.
The milk was excellent It came. In
fart, from a $2,000 cow. "Well, boys,
how do you like it?" the farmer said
when they had all drained their glasses.
"Gee! Fine," said one Uttle fellow.
Then, after a pause, be added: "I
Wisht our milkman kep' a cow."
aim are suu tree to be the slaves of
pawion, than which servitude there is
aot a worse.
Deafness Cannot Be Cartel
tr local applications a they cannot reach the
dleeeaed portion ot toe ear. 1 nere la only one
way 10 care deepness, and that U by constitu
tional remediea Lieafnees it cauetd by an in
flamed condition of the niocooe lining of too
Eustachian Tube. When this lube ie inflamed
you have a rambling aound or lm
ing. ana wnen 11 ie entire!
the result, and unless the
k?.?.?ui Vd iti" l,!f?"i!. f? ,"-t oak leaf and the imprint of the bead
eoodiUon, hearing will be destroyed forerer; i . "
Bin cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an inflamed condition of
ue-mncous sun sees.
W will rive One Hundred Dollars for any
ease of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by UaU's Catarrh Cure, bend lor
etrcalars, tree.
F. J. CHIKKT A CO, Toledo, 0.
Sold by Drugtttts, ttc
UaU's Family Mile are the best.
Self-Convicted.
At a meeting of lawyers In South
Carolina some months ago there arose
a discussion as to who was the best
lawyer In the State.
"You want to know who Is the best
lawyer In South Carolina " asked one
of the practitioners.
"Tea. Who is?" was the response.
"I am," replied the attorney, with
becoming modesty.
"Ton are?" echoed one of the com
pany. "Let's hear you prove It"
"Why," retorted the claimant to su
perior excellence in his profession, "I
don't have to prove it I admit It"
Army Drams Hauled by Dogs.
A curious feature connected with the
Servian army is the manner in which
most of the regiments carry the big
drum. It is not as In moat countries,
slung in front of the man who plays
It but Is placed upon a small two-
which hat been so trained that it keeps ,
Its place even through the longest and
most tedious of marches. The drum'
mer takes up a position behind the cart
and performs on the instrument as the
animal pulls it along.
The first threshing machine was re
cently set np in Damascus. It is a steam
thresher from Indiana.
CASTOR I A
lot Infant and Children.
The Kind You Hare Always Bought
Bears tha
Signature of
There is little peace or comfort In Ufa
If we are always anxious as to future
events. Coleridge.
A Lesson Out of School.
Plain-mannered, common-sense rela
tives serve no more useful purpose
than In keeping down vain pretensions
and silly tendencies In other members
of the family. The New York Press
ssys that It bad become fashionable In
a certain school to diversify names,
Mabel had become Maybelle, May
Mayme, and toon Jessie caught the In
fection. She write a letter to her elder broth,
er, Sam, and signed it "Jessica." Sam
detected 1be signs of the times, and
this was bit reply:
"Dear 8Ister Jessica: Tour letter re
ceived. Annt Marlca and Uncle Geor
glca started for Bostonlca yesterday.
Ms mica and paplca are well.
"I bought a new horse yesterday.
She Is a beauty; her name Is Maudlca.
Your affectionate brother, Bamlca."
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EASY TO APPEARPRE8ENTAB1X
Persona Who Meat Da Caaaally Cam
Jadg of U Only by Our Appaaraac.
In these days of Inexpensive cloth
tug, no one can afford to leave his
room until be Is In a condition to be
presentable anywhere. Neither can he
afford to bother about thinking ot hit
clothing after he la once dressed, but
he should so clothe himself that he
will be utterly unconscious of any In
feriority. A sense of being fittingly
snd appropriately dressed Increases
one's efficiency and self-respect, and so
adds materially to achievement If yon
are Improperly dressed or badly
"groomed," you w.a feel a certain tlm
ldlty in meeting people, a loss of pow
er. This results In uneasiness, worry,
chagrin, and a real loss of energy and
eolf-conflUence.
We are our own best advertise
ments, and. If we appear to disadvan
tage In any particular, our standard.
In the estimate of others. Is cut down.
The great majority of people who come
tn contact with us do not see us at our
homes; they may never see our stocks
snd bonds, or lands and houses; they
know nothing of us, unless it be by
reputation, but what they aee of our
personality, and they Judge us accord
ingly. Tbey taka It for granted that
our general appearance Is a sample of
what we are and what we can do, and,
if we are slovenly In dress, snd In per
sonal habits, they naturally think that
our work and our Uvea will correspond.
They are right It does not matter
where the slackness or shlftlessness
manifests Itself, or what Its nature
may be, It will reappear In your work,
tn your manner, and tn your person.
Many people form a carelesa habit of
neglecting some part of their toilet
at when they black only the front part
of their shoes and leave the heels un
touched. The same Incompleteness,
the same lack of finish will appear tn
every letter tbey write and In every
piece of work they attempt to do. It
will prove a detriment to character
growth. The consciousness of incom
pleteness, or "allpshodnees," tends to
destroy self-respect to lessen energy.
snd to detract from one's general abili
ty. Success.
EXERTS AN AWFUL POWER.
Exploding Dynamite la the Meat Tre
mendous Fores tn Kxlatance.
When dynamite sxplodes it leaves
little to mark the spot where it hat
Iain savs evidences ot its destructive-
ness. Two Interesting exhibits of its
fores are shown In the Stevens Insti
tute of Technology at Hoboken. N. J.
They are steel blocks, tlx Inches In
id or Imperfect hear, diameter and four Inches thick, show
ly cloaca. Deafness is , , .
Inflammation can be Ing respectively the Impression of an
tine of a western newspaper. It was
during a test of high explosives that a
cartridge of dynamite was placed on
a newspaper covering the block of
steel, the object being to see how much
dynamite would be required to spilt
the metal.
The dynamite was fired without In
Jury to the steel, but to the surprise of
the experimenter the print of the
newspaper was deeply pressed Into the
metal. The experiment was repeated,
with the tame result and then was
elaborated by trying the charge on an
oak leaf placed between the block and
the dynamite. This time the stem and
the ribs of the leaf were deeply Im
pressed in the metal.
"What happens is this," said the ex
pert In charge. "Unlike most other ex
plosives, dynamite exerts practically
all Its crushing force downward and
not In a general direction. So incon
ceivably quick and forceful la the dis
charge of this powder that the Imprint
of the ribs of sn oak leaf ire made be
fore the leaf has time to be blown to
atoms. In the case of the newspaper
it appears that where printer's Ink
touches the paper the paper Is harden
ed and more capable of resistance than
"tbei places, and so it is that before
the paper It destroyed the printing on
,r ! rnnwi nMn mm turn uieiax.
BITS OF KOREAN WISDOM.
Proverb
that Show an Xnaight
to
Their Character.
The Boston Transcript is Indebted to
a cltlxen of Korea for a number of
proverbs and sayings which afford an
interesting Insight into Korean modes
of thought and In this way Illustrate
the Intellectual aptitude and power of
observation of the people:
"A thing it good when it It new; a
man la good when be Is old."
"Hs who hath eaten salt drink eth
water."
"One can paint the fur of ths tiger,
but not bU Joints."
One knows the face of a man. but
not his Interior."
If one It not observing, on sees
nothing."
"Even the blind man can find bis
wsy through an open door."
When the tiger la gone ths fox Is
master."
"As soon at the moon It full It be
gins to grow tmaller."
"The higher the mountain the deeper
the valley."
"Does smoke come ont of a tireless
chimney?"
"Even a hedgehog says hit young
ones srs weak."
"A single high wheat stalk is not
distinguished from the rest in the
field."
4
A basket full or gold It not so
valuable for a ton as instruction In
one of ths classics."
"It Is only ths thirsty who dig a
well."
"When ths ox hat broken through
the stall repairs are first made."
"A family who has no sickness for
ten years must be rich."
From Bad to Wore.
"Of course," said the dear girl during
one of the Jolts that true lov occa
sionally gets, "you will want th ring
back."
"No, you may as wall keep If re
plied the masculine end of ths tiff.
"No other girl of my acquaintance
could wear It except on her thumb."
Truly Indignant.
"She wat very Indignant when I
kissed her."
"Is that sor
"Yes; it wat half an hour before I
could get ber to kiss again and make
up." Cincinnati Times-Star,
No man la a hopeless fool who can
keep hi Ignorance concealed.
tieaa of Kin and Mora of Kind,
A Scot who served an Englishman
as guide and friend on a fishing trip
had what ths London Dally Mall calls
"ths national weakness" for claiming
relationship with all the Influential
families In that part of Scotland.
One day the Englishman met htm on
the road driving a pig, and taw a lit
tle fun.
"Well, Doiinld," said he. "It that one
ot your grand relations V
"Oh, no," said Donald, quietly. "Thla
la Just an acquaintance like yerseiy
For fortv vear's flso's Cure for Con
sumption has' cured coughs aud oolda. At
aruggista. roc sa cents.
As Defined.
"Say, pa," untried little Johnnie Bum'
perulckle, "what's a light-weight box or 7"
"A lightweight boxer, my son, Is a
man who la eugaged in crating straw
berries," replied ths old gentleman.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslows's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to us for their children
o. tiring u wetauig pertou..
Four Kind of Liar.
The late Sir Frederick Uraiuwell of
England was famous both as s witness
and arbitrator In engineering disputes.
It Is recalled that his brother, the late
Lord Justice Braimvell, on giving ad
vice to a young barrister, told hltu to be
careful of four kinds of witnesses:
"First of a liar; second, of the liar
who can only be adequately described
by the aid of a powerful adjective;
third, of the expert witness, and, final
ly of my brother Fred."
riTfk IHnnanenuy iiareo. wo nut or
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Restorer. Hend for rreeSt trial Dottleendlnallaa
to. M. U. alllne. LW..U: Arch at, rbiladelnnia, V.
Why He Wept.
The $50,000 school house bad Just
gone up In smoke, and the taxpayers
In the crowd looked st one soother
snd groaned, for the building was in
sufficiently insured. A small boy gat
ing upon the smoldering ruin suddenly
burst Into uproarious grief.
"Why, my little man," exclaimed a
sympathetic bystander, "you must
nave been very fond of your school!'
"TIsn't that" howled the boy; "but
1 left a nickel In my desk, and I'll
never be able to find It in all that
mess!" Woman's Home Companion.
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An English lawyer, who bad been
cross-examining a witness for some
time, and who bad sorely taxed the pa
tience of ths Judge, Jury, and ovary
on In the court, was finally asked by
th court to conclude hit cross-exam
(nation. Before telling th witness to
Mand down, be accosted him with
tills parting sarcasm: "Ah, you'r a
clever fellow a very clever fellow
w can all see that" Tha witness
leaned over from the box, and quietly
retorted; "I would return the couipll
went It I were not on oath."
Browning had a maid In his service
who had a gift for saying quaint
things. When ths poet was golug to
pay the last mark of respect to George
Henry Lewea, she said she "didn't see
the good of catching cold at other peo
ple's funerals." And once, when he
wat awty on a holiday and a Journal
1st came to the door to inquire if It
wai true that th poet wat dead, the
Indignantly answered: "I have not
heard so, and I am sure my master
la not the kind of a man to do such
a thing without letting us know."
Whistler's amusing personal conceit
wat charmingly displayed on one oc
casion when A. G. Plowden, a I-omlon
police magistrate, attended a private
view at the Groavenor Gallery. "At
most the first friend I met" b aays.
"was Whistler, and hs very good na
turedly took me up to a full-length
portrait which he waa exhibiting ot
Udy Archibald Campbell. After I
had done' my best to express my bum'
LI appreciation ef a beautiful picture,
I asked him If there wr any other
pictures which he would advise me to
look at 'Other pictures, said Whistler,
In a tone of horror; 'other pictures!
There sre no other picture! Ton are
through!' "
Th list ot silent greet men Is a long
one. Especially la thla tru of noted
warriors. Wallensteln, Wellington,
Von Moltke, Grant Marlborough,
Charlemagne, Hannibal, Caessr. all
gars their orders In ss few words a
possible, and demanded like brevity
from their subordinates. It Is said that
Marlborough never allowed more than
a minute for a verbal report, and It Is
told of Von Moltke that when an aide-
de-camp brought a written messag
that Franc had declared war, the
great general simply ordered It filed
In the "second pfgeon-hols on the
right first tier." In thst pigeon hole
were complete plsns for ths successful
campaign that followed.
Here Is an anecdote which William
Dean Howells tells of his first personal
recognition ts s writer; "Tears ago,
one evening after a day of lonely sight
seeing In Montreal, I returned to the
hotel where I was stopping, and con
suited the register in the hop of find
ing th nam of torn acquaintance.
I wat disappointed, and, turning away,
I met two well-dressed young men,
who embraced the register eagerly,
and, prntly, on ot them said, to my
great surprise and Joy: 'Hello. Tom
Here's Howells.' 'Oh! I exclaimed.
turning toward them, 'I was Just look
lng for some one I knew. I'm glsd to
see yon. I hope you're some fellows
who know mef Only through your
contributions to the Saturday Press,'
they replied. It waa the first personal
recognition ef my work ss an author
that I bad ever received from a stran
ger, and the words were golden."
THEATERS OP OLD COUNTRY,
La Many Cltie They Are Controlled
by th Government.
Th recent theater horror In Chicago
has turned the attention of the country
toward theaters In general and numer
out cities are hurrying to "get their
bouse in order" that tucb a cataatro
pbe may not occur to them, taya the
Municipal Journal and Engineer. It
would tpeak better for these cities If
they did not need such prompting. In
many cities on the continent the opera
tlon of theaters is not left to private
concerns, but the municipalities have
erected the playhouse or subsidised
them, and this Idea is gradually
spreading.
In Vienna the court theaters were
erected by th state on atat land and
consist of two buildings for different
phases of the drams. Ths opera house
for operas, ballets and concerts, cost In
ths neighborhood of 12.518,075, while
th Burg Theater, for the drama Itself,
cost 168,530. These theaters sre the
property of the Emperor's treasury
and ar maintained by the lord Cham
berlaln's department and whenever
th revenue does not cover ths ex
penses ths Emperor's civil lilt makes
np the difference. The chamberlain's
department assumes no responsibility
In extending the grant which Is looked
after by the Hungarian government
Besides th tttt grants, ths Royal
Opara Houss and other theaters in
Budapest receive different grants from
the stats and other smaller grants from
the city. The provincial towns of Hun
gary assist theater managers by al
lowing free use of buildings and help
ing to defray cost of besting snd light
ing. Belgium grants subsidies to com
poser!, whose workt srs produced In
a Belgium theater, and. In addition,
subsidies are given to composers pro
ducing their workt In French, Flemish
or Walloon. Host of th cities sub
sidise or own several theaters, some
are given rent free, and In most of
them the scenery and furniture belong
to the town.
At Sophia, Bulgaria, the city Is to
erect a theater as soon as enough mon
ey la accumulated from ths stats lot
tery. In France, th four national thea
ter occupy the buildings rent free, but
tbey must pay ths taxes, provide for
maintenance and allow larger repairs
to be made by th state without claim
for damag through Interruption. An
annual subsidy Is granted to each the
ater by th national parliament ware
house ar provided for storing
canary. Th thr Itrgett theaters
mutt submit to regulation of the
ebole of piece produced, prices of
eats, number of performances, as well
at th number of new piece per year,
tha minimum number of artlstt of each
das In ths company, th auditing ot
account by ths Minister of Flutno.
In th cat ot th company called th
Oomedl Francalse, it manage Its In
terests under ttat tupervltlon, but
torn great work must b put on vry
moiiNi. or two tmaller workt newly
a ravlnml. Including SO III
nieces by living author. All th other
theater are free from etute control,
nther towns arant subsldlot.
A large number of musical tocletlot
receive encouragement from the cttle
by grants and medal for gtnw won.
In Berlin th royal Prussian opera
bous and playhous receive togelher
the sum of -.T0,0U0 snd the land on
which they stand bolongs to tne siaie.
Only oue theater In Home, tlaly. be
longs to the city, but in Kiorenc.
iminlctnnl band rocelvea lH) a yea
and further small sums for the ninsla
stand and maintenance. Milan owni
nrirf nf one of her theaters and sub
sidles are given others. Lisbon ha
two theaters owned by the slate, one
having been erected In 1713 by private
subscriptions.
There are throe state theaters at St
Petersburg and three at Moscow main
talned at the expense of the Bmperor
In th nrlnHnal towns are theaters s
tabllshed by the state ami In which ar
produced dramas for Ih education of
the peoples The prices are very low.
At 8t. Petersburg, Warsaw and Kleff
(ha temneranca societies maintain
these popular theaters, but tr granted
subsidies, the amounls In the nrst
named city totaling ovor ft.500,000 dur
ing the lsst live years.
BOOKMARK WITH STORY.
It Waa One Heed by Lobbyist and
Telle a Ueear Htory.
Th San Francisco land grabbeit'
methods of conveying bribe money to
employee of the laud oftloe recslls the
manner In which a certain lohhxtit out
West used to make It "worth while'
for legislators to vote as he wished. 4
Bible society hsd placed a copy of tli
scripture In each room of every hotel
In the State. Whenever the lobbyist
wished to bribe a member of th leg
islature be would Invite til in to lle
room and, after going over all the le
gitimate arguments In favor of bis
measure, would ask If the legislator
bad ever read the book of Job. It was
a fairly safe guess that be had not but
even If be bad not It made no dlffitr
ence. "it Is a wonderful story." the lobty
1st would say, "and I think you would
find It profitable to rend It" Then he
would place the Bible In his gtirel's
hand, bidding blm read Job while he,
the lobbyist stepped out for a few mo
menta. "How do yon like It as far as yon
hare read?" he would ask when he re
turned.
If the legislator said be liked it the
lobbyist knew that the bank note
which he had previously placed be
tween the leaves at the beginning uf
the book of Job was of a satisfactory
denomination.
Tbey used to tell the story out Iheie
that legislator once took the money
snd then voted against the lobbyist s
measure, whereupon the lobb)lst
frightened blm Into giving bsck (lie
money by threatening to prosecute
him for grand lart-eny. Ami, sure
enough, It was nothing less, for Hit
lobbyist bsd not said a word to Indi
cate that be meant to have the legis
lator take the money, and. of course, a
man bss a right to use a !.) bill
as a bookmark If he wants to. lirook
lyo Eagle.
Pair Play.
During the reform riots in Hyde
Park, London, In 1!CM, the mob, on a
well-remembered night begnn (earing
down the fences of Hyde Park for nro
and barricades. Colonel Thomas Went-
wortb Hlggltison tells in the Atlantic
Monthly of an English oftlrer who was
dining with a friend, all unconscious
of the impending danger. Presently
be received a summons from the War
Department telling him that his regt
ment waa ordered out to dual with the
mob.
He hastened back to bis own house,
but when be called for bla horse he
found that bis servant had received
permission tn go out for the evening,
aud bad the key of tbo stable In bla
pocket Th officer hastily donned bis
uniform, and then had to proceed on
foot to the Guards' Armory, which lay
on Ihe other side of Hyde Park. Walk
ing hastily In that direction, he came
out unexpectedly at the very headquar
ters of the mob, where tbey were al
ready piling up the fences.
His uniform was recognized, and an
gry shouts arose. It must bare seemed
for the moment to the mob that the
Lord bad dullveied their worst enemy
Into their bands.
There was but one thing to be done.
He made his way straight toward the
center of action, and called to a man
who was mounted on the pile, and was
evidently the leader of the tumult:
"I say, my good man, my regiment
haa been called out by bvr Majesty's
orders. Will you give me a band over
tblt pilar
The man hesitated a minute, and
then tald with decision, "Boys, ths
gontleman is right He It doing his
duty, and we have no quarrel with
him. Lend a hand and help blm over."
This wat promptly done with entire
respect and the officer In his brilliant
uniform went hastily on hit way amid
three cheers from the mob. Then the
mob returned to Its work, to complete
It If possible before he whom tbey had
aided should come back at the bend of
bis regiment and perhaps order them
to be sbot down.
Caua for OITense,
Smith had uot spoken to his wife all
the way home from the dinner party.
"Whare the matter, dear " snld
Mrs. Smith, at the removed her wrsps.
'Have I offended you 7"
"I should ssy you had I That ama
teur poetess that sat next to me re
cited spring poetry all during dinner,
and she never would bars had the
ghott of an opening If you hadn't men
tioned teeing those two roblne this
morning." Detroit Free Press.
liand for Opium.
Th Indian government now hat
about 600,000 acres of land devoted to
opium ralalng. Most of the product It
shipped to China.
. . "ow. tn hear people
tow-but"
D,ip u " ":-,,..n..ra(el to
sleep, but w go i. In
got rested" In preparation for J '
case, out of ten It
lnuuest 10 IIS awnaw .-.
awake. We lost and turn aud wish w
uld i W. fret, snd fume, and
worry, because ws do u..t sleep. W
U,lnk of .11 w. b.v to do "" ' f0'.
lowing day and are oppressed wUh
the thought thnt w. cannot d-It
do not sleep. Flr. we try on P
I t to se. If It will uot umk. u.
hwp, sd when It falls, w. try siu.ll.er
and perlmp a.iolher. In
meut we are watching to st If " w'li
work. There ar many ll.lngt to do.
My out. of which Wight help lit to
sleep, but the watching to see If U7
will work keeps us awake.
When we ar kept awak from our
futlgue, the llrat thing lo do Is to tay
over anil ovor to ourselves that w do
nut care whether w aloep or not. In
order to Imbue ourselves Willi a
healthy ImlllTerence about It. It will
help toward gaining thla wholcsom In
difference lo sny "I am too tired to
sloop, and therefore, the first thing for
me lo do Is to get rested In order to
prepare for sleep. When my brain Is
wvll rested. It will go to sleep; cannot
help It. When It Is well rested, II will
sleep Just as naturally as my lungs
breathe, or aa my heart beats." Les
lie' Monthly.
All Night Aisle.
Opal, Wyo., May Id. Alter suffering
terribly fm tour or flva rs Mr. A. J.
Kohner ol in! plac haa been com
pletely restored to good health. Ills
ras and Ua cure it another prool of
the wonderful work Dodd't' Kidney
Pills can do. Mr. Kohner aays:
"For four or five years 1 have been a
sufferer with Kidney trouble and a
pain over my Kidneys. 1 thought I
would give IVald't Kidney Pills a trial
and I am glad I did so, for they hav
don me gnxl work aud I feel all right
again."
Many rase ar bring reportcx every
week In which Dudd s Kidney Pills
hsve effected cure of th most serious
caees.
Thee strong testimonies from earn
est men aud women ar splendid trib
ute to the curative properties of
Dotld's Kidney Pill and Judging by
these letteis, there Is no case of Kidney
trouble or harkarh thai Dotld's Kid
ney Pills will not cure promptly ami
permanently.
A woman never realties tbtt she hs
done something wonderful after step
ping backward off street car tod
escaping with her life.
the gland of the groins twell, the throat and mouth become ulcerated,
the hair and eyebrows drop out, tnd often the entire turface of the body
t covered with copper-colored tplotchet and sickening tore and erup
tions. Contagious Ulood Poison it at t re ache rout and elusive at the
serpent. You mey be carrying it in your veint with no visible evldencet
ui us existence ; lor while
mercury and potash teem
to cure and all external
tignt disappear, the dis
ease is doing it destruc
live work within, or the
" "swesse, S UiJ A
patient it constantly
harassed by returning l
lymptomt and unmistaka
ble traces of the blood
poison. Thousand! of
Physical wreck and -
mm
chronic invalid, from the effect, of Blood Poison know the oncef
la in tr of the mercury and po,.,,, tre.tment-that it .tine, but doet not
l ... i-1 jA". m"- then ' lif in h "V1 hw l danger
rj v w our blood U uin,ed ,her dnIT "
inri'mr J.'1" onl in hing out the life of the loathsome disease
!n . ? f "nP81?-. For m" 7"" 8- S. S. ha. been known at
.etahU ?n . d P?Uon' U k dr composed entirely ol
vegetable ingredient., and w. offer $,,or for proo that it cont.ini
Writ- ... t. . without leaving any bad cfter-elTectt.
OUt Chart, a A VT Ur PtyMm Will advise with-
f"iCrg.e .nd.we'!11 " you free our home-trealment book tell-
symptom. ConU,ou P"
. mmti
DON'T BET
DO YOUR JAWS ACHE?
aafatataBW PttrllHria ltam . .
lerhnra tfm
Plele trnM I, a n.mmnn Ihlne and thara
V.'rVti'Z' VX? "' " ""
wsreriKht (iihars are prmwrlV metis hut
we'tVi'li V'.1" "f '"allsfanlr.ry
KttfAfltlnar faa .!.. ..t .
bbsbbI n
bit. W, A. WlHK
ordered "
WISE BROS.. Den H ClC ,0-l PeUIng md,., .leTwashtaVlM a,
Own .yenln.n . WmTLANO, OftliOON
OrsasTSBlagUUi gasdsy. !,.,,' .,
THRI48HGR8
Wrlla f. r....
Tun a a. . , ;"' "ge ena I'ricea
THE A. H. AVERILL MACHINERY CO.
PORTLAND, OREGON.
Ay
ers
When the nerves are weik
everything rtoei wrong. You
re tired ail the time, easily
discouraged, nervous, md
Irritable. lour cheeks are
Sarsaparilla
pale snd your blood Is thin.
Your doctor ssys you sre
ihrestened with s nervous
breakdown. Me orders this
grand old family medicine.
tf.tt tttiiv ItitaBI M "enr I uaeat A
Hrat'eH"l lit tt.T NltlllV It U tB.nrltoMf
fti sit ilmM. at, a nti4rfMl m-ilifini fT m.
ii M ft tMiiiit.
1 e. avssen,,
for
Weak Nerves
Hep the boweii roHMlnr with Aver s
fills, Just on pill oh night.
Kaally IMesMtl.
Jack Ar Ih new (ivedullsr silver
rerttnratee out?
(leorge I haven't noticed any.
Jack OI. well, It doeen't matter
much. t)n ot Ih old one will do, If
)ou can let ni hav It for a few days.
LtOUOAHsXMnilNC-TOaACUl
HABITS riaiUHENTIT CUtUI
roa rvu eAticutai
SO
Th M4.Mialiaa Way.
A pretty lrl; a crowded ran
"Please tsk my -a(," and there jo
sre.
A crowded ear, a woman plain;
t)h slanJe aud thvr yon a re seals.
TDttttD ANU Ttttin-UUAIIANrtlUlt
NOW I leibelteael UU IT.
A Putins; lUoepttott,
Mr. Buliurb Dura! Itr 'I
Daughter Ye, ma.
Mr. Htiburb Una to Ih plan sa4
play "Hall to the Chief," ller comet
lb sew girl
Voa Caa Oat Altsa' reot-faae Pare.
Write Alls a Olmsted, I Ki.y.K. Y , tor
Ira aatai-le ot Alien 'e rwt tm. It eane
eauilne. kolswollea, erfetn leet. It eaekee
aea f llfkt shoes easy A rattal eure foe
rs. Inamaln nails end l-onlona Allan
(lets sell It. Iwa'lanwbtany stitanittiie.
Hum Kiorptlone.
ttlimpura (alrllyt Aw. m gone mas.
Is It customary to tip wsitahe head?
Head Walter (condee.-ettJliijl;i.Si(
unless you ar richer tbaa tit w slier,
nr.
KILL THE
SERPENT
The wont disetse the world hat aver known, and
tha greatest tcourga to the human race, ia Contagious
Blood Poison. One drop of the vims of this most
horrible of sll diseases will pollute and vitiate Ihe
purest, healthiest blood, and within a short time after
the first little tore appear the system it filled with the
awful poison and the tkin breakt out in a red rash:
After saflWrlne twelv year
fro as OoBtaertotta Biooet Foleoa,
and Irrta; let baa I phyelelaaa
ektalaabl. sail all th eat.at
asadlelaet procure bl,aBaet
lly eeatlaslae to re wars, I
ar an all hop or reteovsry, aa4
rarelelaa pevnentiMeMt say ease
Bearable. lloptn eselnet hop.
I lrts4 . . . I improve froaa
th tret bat lie, end after laklaf
tweiv waa ar4 aaa aa
wall, aa tor t w year save a4
T"lUea at U vile dlaeaae.
" MOI.TM.
me least particle of mercury, potash or
other mineral. It thoroughly purifies the
blood, improve, the apctite and digef
tion, and tones up all parte of the eyttem.
I In chronic and long-standing caset of
Blood Poison. S. S. S. act. oromntlv and
nd it. different stage, and
MnciflO CO., ATIAMTM, CA,
I'imi'iiltles are rmlr lennta arrow your rhosrn paid. Sienofrsi.hr
!ii fj."." "'"' ""a he hi. le ami .III that noln you lo
BEHE-WIHER BUSINESS COLLEGE, Portland, Ortgoi.
!lste Trouble
" ,wBt ar
RUSSELL "
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