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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 27, 1903)
WO Doses For One Dollar Economy in medicine must bt measured by two things cost and effect. It cannot be measured by either alone. It is greatest in that medicine that does the most for the money that radically and per manently cures at the least ex pense. That medicine is Hood's Sarsaparilta It iHTines and enriches the blood, cures pimples, eczema and all eruptions, tired, languid feelings, loss of appetite and general debility, "I haee taken Hood'i Sereaparllla and found it reliable and liTlrrf perfect satisfac tion. It take awar that tired feellnf. rtrea enerrr and put the blood in food condition. Miss Errit Colon, .434 10th Street, N. W Washington. D. C. Hoed'e Saraaparllla. promise t eura and keeps the promise. la Cbicaro. "The lady next door Is celebrating her golden wedding. "Married 60 years?" "No, times!" Puck. The Real Qoeatlea. She Now the question Is. where hall we elope to? He Oh, no! The question Is, where shall we come back to? Puck. PtTA rmaurnur carea. vroetaor MIA afterBrstdar'euaeofDr.BUIoe'sUreelS tum. Send fur Free trial Dottleendtr asttea Dr. k. H. Milne, Lt4-.au Area St, ralladal&lua, J The Only Restful Place. "She was all worn out and in need of rest, I understand." "Quite right." "But she was "only two weeks at that summer resort before she came home again." r "Yes." "Whv was that?" "Well, after two weeks of that life he had to tome home to rest." Chi cago Post. CVXtS HlKl mW tie. Mil. LJ Bat Coujt. Ojrup. litiii Good. Dtt PJ In tlnm. ftild fry drmnrtf. fj Perrin's Pile Specific The INTERNAL REMEDY Re Case Exists it Will Not Cra BAD BREATH I It Mia CASCABsCTSmsIsM ft TBlId ud ffctv IbvuUt tM7 avr ttnipiy won rfal. Mr dui.ir vnd 1 r botbvrMl wit, ick ttouevb &nd our breath wo ry ba. After tamftiDf ft fw itm of Cftcavru t tmprovod WooOerfttiif . Tbr r imi bip la ibm Vkmlij." WrtBEtJIIKA HAGKL- 1117 RiuaoftOBM flu, Cmaoftfttt Okift- Pleasant. Palatable, Potent. Taite Oood. De Sooo, Jierer Sicteo. Weakea. er Gnee. Xc a, sua ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... Sli II I mj li.im lilae, hM an fat. sit M.Tfl.Raf 9010 endjraannteed b all in I U'DAv .i 10 Clai Tceeeeo UaauT Cruelty to Animals. Nell I'm in a dilemma. Of course, I can't think of marrying Jack Lowfer, but he says if I don't he'll go to the doge. Belle Well, you can't help that. Nell That's just it. I know I can't, and I'm fond of dogs. Philadelphia Ledger. Oood Mint. Mr. Stalate Don't those trolly cars make an awful racket when they go by the door? Miss Bord Yes, and they pass at such inopportune moments. It was on account of them that you didn't hear the clock the last two times it stru:k. Philadelphia Press. Metaphorically Phrased. "Don't you think your friend would stand a better chance if he were to ut. eide nnd be a dark horse?" aaid one politician. "He couldn't," answered the other. "He's naturally so much of a kicker that he wouldn t be content with any other role than that of a mule." Washington Post. The Difference. "What is the difference between a woman's whist club and a man's poker club?" "Why, in one you get home to din ner and in the other to breakfast." Detroit Free Press. If He Take It. There Is gome hope for a man as long as be knows how to take a hint. Cough "My wife hid ideep-aetted cough for three years. I purchased two bottles of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, large size, and It cured her com pletely." J. H. Burje, Macon, Col. Probably you know of cough medicines that re lieve little coughs, all coughs, except deep ones! The medicine that has been curing the worst of deep coughs for sixty years is Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Three aimer Me., enough for an ordinary eelai boa., lust runt tor bronchitis, boerae- Kur OUXUBM eaaea ana u Keep oa uou. 4. j. iu w, Mmui jfrTV Can or CATHARTIC yi THAT COWBOY BREAKFAST. Man Who Cooked the Steak for the President Telle of It. The Incident, or whatever yoo choose to call that first feature of President Roosevelt's Colorado experience which will make bis great western tour mem orable the unique entertainment that furnished Mr. Hoosevelt the right kind of Western welcome and gave Hugo, Col., permauent place on the map was the cowboy breakfast served to the natioual chief early on the morn ing of May 4, says the Denver Post The cook who cooked the breakfast and who glories In this exalted bit of cookery, Is now In Denver. This Is "Jack" Koppel, the whole-souled cow man who deserted his herds and rode many long miles In order to be on band and officiate at Hugo. "I was very proud," said quiet Mr. Keppel and, by the way, nobody csn describe the great event and the causes lending up to it. as he can "quite proud when the Lincoln County Cattle Growers' Association selected me to take charge of the cooking of the cow boy breakfast which we had deter mined to serve to President Roosevelt "The Holt Live Stock Company's 'chuck wsgon was driven down to Hu go for my use sud It wss well sup plied, as it was ready to start next day on its regular round-up route. "As my assistant for the great en terprise I bad that veteran of the range, John Herman, as good a cam a man as ever drew breath, so long ss he was awake, and, thus fixed up, I felt fully equal to the great undertak ing ahead of me. "On Friday preceding the eventful Monday, May 4, when the President was to come through. I went down to Hugo from my ranch at Arroyo, to get everything shipshape and In order. On that evening we swung the pot rsck and cleared a space about the rear end of the chuck wagon and on Sat urday we unpacked the provisions and laid In butter and such things as had been overlooked. "On Sunday. Just to get my hand In and have things In working order, I cooked a big dinner for ISO natives and a couple of dozen 'rawhides' from Denver. I hadn't done any cooking for five years, and I was a little shaky about the job I had ahead of me, but the way those people ate and ate and came back for more convinced me that John and I could do the big stunt ss well as anybody. "On Sunday night about 8:30 I closed off the feeding nnd left nothing in but the beans, which cooked over a roaring fire till 12 o'clock. While the bvtns were cooking a number of old tlmera gathered around the camp fire and swapped lies and sung songs and kept me company. It was a fine night, and they were all sorry when 12 o'clock came and I took off the beans and drove them all sway. And I bated to do it too. but It was late enough. and I had Important work ahead of me for the morning. "I rolled out my bedding right alongside the camp Are and turned In to Ijt blankets a little before 1 o'clock. I could hear the others celebrating up town and I wished I could be with them, but I knew that would never do for tea. A few hours later I was woollng John Heymno to get hi in awake and beating around with a club to find daylight la the dark. The first tiiing 1 did after making up my fire was to put the beans back on. John and I then made twelve gallons of coffee In three big pots' and got the French fried potatoes ready. The next thinp was to make the biscuits and put them In the Dutch ovens ready to bake. I made eight dozen of these and patted them out round and smooth. It's quite a Job to make good biscuits, and you bet I was very particular with these. I wanted to have 'era Just ready when the President came, so I went over to the depot and found out from the tel egraph operator the exact moment when he would arrive. 'When we saw the smoke of the pilot train we heaped the fire on the tops of the Dutch ovens. This train brought the Governor and Congress man Brooks. They were too busy getting ready- to receive the Pres ident to want to eat anything, and the biscuits were not done, anyhow. When the President's train hove In sight we got pretty excited around that camp fire, I can tell you. I had picked out a big T bone steak, the finest one I ever saw, for the Presi dent 'As the train was slowing up I nod ded to John Heyman. my assistant to drop the big steak onto the hot surface of the oven, which was on the rack, and heated up Just right By this time the biscuits were done to a turn and everything was ready. I bad heard discouraging reports to the ef fect that President Itoosevelt would not be allowed time enough at Hugo for him to get off and eat, but I knew If I could once get him in range ef that beefsteak where he could get a whiff of that steak he would, have to stay and eat "Well, I have cooked many a steak, but I was certainly more proud of that one than of any I ever turned out It was a regular 'beaut' and when Teddy cut Into It and munched the first mouthful and I saw the tickled expression of bis face I was so proud well, I Just had to swing my hut and holler." An Accomplished Monarch. The King of Portugal Is, personally, one of the most notable of living mon arch. His accomplishments with a gun are sufficiently well known, and also as a revolver shot be Is hard to beat; but hl tastes are very broad, for he Is an accomplished landscape paint er, whose work has before now won a medal at the Paris Exhibition and, like his kinsman, the Prince of Monaco, be la deeply Interested In scientific pur suits. Of all monarch he Is probably the most accessible for, though he has an Immense number of duties as the first servant of his country, he does not take the trappings of royalty very se riously. .The Old Habit. Towne I suppose you have beard that old Lawyer Sbarpe is lying at the point of death. Browne No. Well, well, the ruling passion strong In death, eh? Phila delphia Press. SSTER Use Pc-ru-na for Coughs, Colds, Grip and Ca tarrhA Congressman's Letter. f if -'- - - 1 , r , " ir.. 1 V Iti everv country of the civilized world Sisters of Charity ure known. Not onlv do thev minister to the spirit ual and inti'llii'tuul mttls of the charges committed to their care, but they also minister to their bodily needs. With so many children to take care of and to protect from climate and dis ease, tluw wise and prudent Msters have found Perumi a never failing safe guard. Dr. Hartman receives many letters from Catholic Sisters from all over the United States. A recommend recently received from a Catholic institution in Detroit, Mich., reads as follows: Dr. S. B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio: Dear Sir: "The youn girl who used the Peruna was suffering irom laryngi tis, and loss ol voice. The result of the treatment was most satisfactory. She found great relief, and after furth er use of the medicine we hope to be able to say f he Is entirely cured." SLstajs of Charity. The young girl was under the care of the Sisters of Charity and used lVnina for catarrh of the throat with good re sults ss the aixne letter testifies. Send to the Peruna Medicine Com Os Principal. "What makes her so solemn?" "Well, you see, she's a temperance . advocate, and some one told her that her smiles were perfectly Intoxicat ing." Philadelphia llullctin. ChrUtlane. vriifjrth01iaiTian Mut-mnrend nmt'i LK'Irii.lf. Vfnr;y, 1' : t rn nOis, ene ple ly, 10e. W. li. iwerr, iivfl. Ken., tailor Peculiar to Samoa. Kava, the national bevorage of Sa moa, Is a wholesome and refreshing drink, though not agreeable to the un accustomed palate. A really good old Kava-bowl Is a curiosity difficult to ob tain. The frequent brewings coat the Inside with a beautiful opalescent enamel, which greatly enhances the , value of the bowl. ! CATARRH CANNOT fit CURED With local application!, a tlier cannot reach the seat ot toel.a-aie. t ata.-rh U a blorsi or coniniutional'lit-eaae, atui in oMer to cure it eon roust take internal remedies. Ilali'a Ca. ; tarrh t.'ureie taken internal!) , aal actaiiirectir j on the blood and mucoid auriacea. Hall's Ca. tarrh Cure la not a quark medicine. It waa prescribed bf one of the be.t physlctana in this : eonniry lor yean, and ia reifuiar prei-Tiption. j It ia cmjioeed of the best totnea known, coni &ined with the beat bloil bnnliera, acting; di rectly oa the mucous surtacee. The perfect combination ol the two inaroiienti If what pro. dnceasnch wonderful resuUsinctirlngcaUirin. 1 Send (or testimonial, free. . F. J. HKsKV &('i., Proprs, Toledo, O. ' Sold bv dru(Ti(isra. price ! Halls Family Pills are the beat. j Trovellnu Rath. Traveling baths on one of the Rtis ilan railways are the latest provision "or Its employes' comfort in the outly ing districts. WIPJT BRINGii.G Every Catarrh sufferer dreads the coining of winter, for with the first breath of the "ice-king" this miserable disease is fanned into life and all the disustinj symptoms return. The nostrils are stopped up and the throat can be kept clear of mucous secretions only by continual hawking and spitting. Catarrh is a nuisance and source of annoyance, not only to the one who lias it, but everybody else. The thick, yellow discharge from the head produces a feeling of personal defilement, and the odor of the breath is almost intolerable. The catarrhal poison brings on stomach troubles and affects the Kid neys and Bladder. It attacks the soft bones and tissues of the bead and throat, causing total or partial deafness, the loss of smell, and giv ing to the voice a rasping, nasal twang. No part of the body is secure from its ravages. Catarrh makes you sick all over, for it is a dis eased tbe blood, and circulates all through tbe system, and for this reasou, sprays, washes, inhalers, powders and salves have proven failures. The way to cure Catarrh thor oughly and permanently is to cleanse the blood of the unhealthy secretions that keep the membranes of the body inflamed, and not Iff 11 g does this so surely and promptly as S. S. S, As long as the blood is poisoned with Catarrhal matter the discharge of tt'.eus and other disgusting symptoms of the miserable disease will continue. S. S. S. goes to the fountain source of the trouble and purifies and enriches Wood-tainting and stubborn disease. medical advice. JHE SWIFT 3 OF CHARITY pany, Columbus Ohio, for a free book written by Dr. Hartman. The following letter is from Congress man Meekison, of Napoleon, Ohio: The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio.: Gentlemen: "I have used several bottles of Peruna and fwl greatly tne fited thereby from my catarrh of the head, and feel encouraged to believe that its continued use will fully eradi cate a disease of thirty years standing." David Meekison. Dr. Hartman, one of the lust known physicians and surgeons in the I'nite'l States, was the first man to formulate Peruna. It was through his genius and perseverance that it as intro duced to the medical profession of this country. If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the use of Peru na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv ing a full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valua ble advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President ol The Hartman Saiiiturunn, Columbus, Ohio. tlf A TTTT Kv.rv manor woman mi itt W fl IN I T II rhnr.i i -ru Hi- l'rlr lre!0. A trifr lilil .htiii! food feceaar tn e;trrv mi am .ra-.t. r. I !, method ia ruin aul lhiOia an.! Ilmv ri-e'irnl tli bat p.lli to eivv .at.!fM:'orv r"ml!.. Writ. Tor full p.rt!.-vi!er to Ctw AMl KI" AN RAHHKH t'oiXKUK ttnf.), &4 Kr.trtt sr.. 1'Ottlaml, Oric"ti. ORDER (H ltK st'-ti eare-am llt, new rtsxla. Svuih lw-nl stfrl n.-wa, wto.1 b--am. 14 In., t: s;tith leriit ChlUr1'! I Iowa, w.jmi b. ain. it lit., V 70: S llth l?ni 1 Slllcl I'i'jtra. Moixl tamfLS lit., aj ); a.i trfl Six! Lvl Id t-ioea. Youne Amrl' a t'rram sj-aratcr. No int. IV: Steel wind Mill. -I "i. WwI Wheel W inil Mill, KMoot, t-t, Write Ul fr rtrea nil aiirthlnr in the machinery line. Keleraon Ma chinery Co., fet el Me rlaon St., Portland, Or. TK& BEST POMMEL SUCKER , IM TI2E WOULD Vw 4J L.t ell our wotf rjroo ij, Miif i and hats HsralllunrJi Qt wet v&rh. it is often imitated but never e quMled. ( fO 31 1 Br ALL HE LIABLE lt. Made in blacK or yellow and llyjarantertf by AJl'JWCSiO. ToefSHSAAHT) iTICHTOTHC blONOFTht H5H r. n. u. 4S-IS0J. fHKN writing to ! vrtltrt l mantion tun i,r. IS COMING COULD NOT HEAR THE TICK 07 A CLOCK. Wataaatows, Pa., July 13, 1903, Dear Sire: I hare used a. 8. B. for Catarrh oftha Inner ear, aaal haea feuud It an excel lent remede (or aasae. I bad been troubled with this diaeaee far years and tried many things la an effort ta jet relief, but aotaina- did ma an rermanent atood until Z beaaa 8. B. rl. bad a diacharca from nay ear and mr hearing- waa ao badly affected that I oould not hear the tick rjf a oloclr. 1 waa In bad shape when I began your med icine. 8. B. S. baa done away wltb the discharge and my bearing baa bean wonderfully Improved; ao much ao that I can new carry on a conversation In an ordinary tone, whoreaa a year ago this waa lenpoaaible. Tour med lot ne has dona me a world of food end I do not bestial to air it the crodlt it deasrves. W. V. KHOMHIMB. NO BIOM OT CATARRH IN TniO TEEHf YEAKB. Kreba, Ind. Tor., Aug-. 1, 1003. Sear Sirs: About thirteen years aaro I vaad yonr remedy for Catarrn. 1 had bson troubled wltb it for about nine years, but sin e taking; B- 8. S. bare never been worrl'd wltb it. 1 feel able to recommend U. B. B. a a aura cure fog Caiarrh. t. MILLWEK. '. vt yj Urri-Wa'-e-jVJJ,, aaeaViaal M aV Vrrr- A ErT'LH A the blood, and so invigorates ana tones up the system that 'catching cold and con. trading Catarrh is ot so likely to occur. Keep the blood in order and winter'scoming brings none of the discomforts of Catarrh. Write us particulars of your case, and let our physicians help you get rid of this We make no charge whatever for SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CJU Humorous Ituslnnws Seine "Th P. X. T. Is the most InUreMtlng rsllroad In On country," Jumpuppw Wbyt "They now rim excursions ami obaervstlou trains to th scones of U thlr Im portant wrecks." Ki. "Let us have pose-," said th Knit lUU luvador; "cau you not 1 that th whit stranger lov th rdiuur "Ah. yes," replied th Itttolllgeut Ulaii, "they lov the very ground w walk tipon."-Tblladlphla Preas. Silence Poll as a Pall, Young Wife (nt dinner) -I dldu't toll you, Adolphus, 1 cooked Ui dinner to-day uiyir. Husbund Indeetll Then lu wy thought I hav been doing poor Mary Aim a great lujuallce. Pearson Weekly. Point of Pancy Work. "Doe your wife tlo much fancy work?" "raucy work? Site wou't even let a porou planter come Into Hi buua without eroilieiliig rett border round It and running a yellow ribbon through th holes." nt Kits. A Uure Chance. Nell 1 w de lighted to meet her at bargain sale to-day. Hell- I thought you detested her, Nell So I do; and during tbe crush I found chance tu give her a few gootl poke on my own acvouut. Philadelphia Ledger. Pa.ierby Well, well! Have you been getting a licking. little mail? Lit tle ManYou railed d turu, stranger. Foist de Jones kid he licked uu, den 111 licked me fer lightln', ileil wen pa catue home he licked me fer loalii to de Jones kid !- Huston Post. "Stu b weather!" eXil.iluio.1 Mr. Hen ry Peck. "I'm free to say tills " "What's that, Henry?' Interrupted ha wife. "Peg pnrduu, my tlenr," lie ! an meekly. "I menu 'with your jr UjUiloii I'm free to any' this Is t tie worst climate under the un." Phil ad .Iphla I'm. "'e.," akl the dentist, "to luatir pnttilcii eilractlou you'll time to take gna, and that's tlfly cent ntr " "Oh!" said the furuier, "t gtle the old wny'll lw beat; neter mind uo g is." "You're a brave umn." "th! It ain t m Hint's gl the tooth; It's my l,e." -Philadelphia IlKer. No Advantage to Iler. "Are you training your tlauglilern In the hiiiirie hold arts?" ".So. What's the use? Jest as soon as 1 got one uf them trnlnml so's she emild help me, some mini would come along an" marrj her. An' men are tiitvln' it (. eimy tlu-a days, nnyhow." t'hleago Post. A hopeless ease: "A gn-ni big, oll txxlled 111 sAi like you oiul.t lo I ashsiiKil to aak a strancer f r iiioiu y," said tho well lo do clilien. "I know ought," aimwer.it Meiind.-rliig Mike; "hut, mister, I m iistuislly too kind hi-nrtnl to tnp 'm on tie hnul and take It way from him." Washington Star. "1 see you have chicken for illimer." "YesMih," uld Krasitis Plnkley.: "I hope you hut'ght the ehh ken." "Well, uo; but the transaction were s'rletly tegular. 1'nt ehleken line liecn rinist In on my fence fob mouths wlfotit psylii' ntilllu, an" I nikoiuM It were 'bout time to foliclose." Washington. Star. no .-w 1110 rngageiueiit is nrokea onr?" 8he "Yes. He told her he thought she should stop reading nov els nnd read something more substan tial: something that would Improve her." He-"Well?" Htie "Well, the Ides of a mnt) IiitPnallug to b's flam eo thst she could le Improves! In any way:" Phlhid-lphla Pros. Sad port of It; "What did you do w!tb that fellow ho slole the horse r asked the tenderfoot. "Nothln' much,'' .iiiswerttl llronclm Hill "jlst look the boss aay from hrtn." "Is that all?" "ep. He war setlln' In the saddle with a rope around his neck tied lo s rro when we took the boss awsy, ih nigh." Indianapolis Sun. Klranger Are the waiters here at- letitlve lo you? I'retty Cashier Klr r r r! Htrtinger flh, no offense, I aaiture you. I was only carrying out the Instruct Ions printed on the bill of fare, which say: "Please report any Inattention of waiters to cashier." And I thought If they were Inattentive to van I would report them that's all. Haltlmoro American. Well trained; "I'm anxious lo get the names! of all prevent." an Id the re porter; "will you oblige me " "Ob!" aald the meek little man, "you may put down 'Mrs. Henry Peck and hus band.' " "You mean 'Mr. and Mrs. Henry Peck,' don't you?" "I would prefer that," he replied, wltb a fur tive glance over his shoulder, "but, for goodness' sake, don't say I gave It to you that way." I'hlladelphl.i Prese. Overheard In Court. Counsel (to witness) How can you prove that the prisoner stole six of your handker chiefs? "Why, because they were my handkerchiefs that were found 011 him. Look at them for yourself. They nre exactly the same as mine." "That prove nothing. I have some handker chiefs like those." "That' quite po. slble," replied tho witness; "several more of mine are missing." Ex. In the nar future: Domestic "Don't you want to go out this after- noon, Mrs. Manning?" Mistress "Yen, nary, 1 should like to go out, but I'm afraid It will Incommode you." Do mesne "th. never mind me. marm: It's so long since you've had on after noon off I must Insist that you take one to-day. Hut bo sure and conn, home early. I may have callers, yon know, mid I shall want somebody to tend the door." HokIoii Trnnsscrlpt. Too Itloh to fit t.'rnsa-Kyfld. Tatt. Oh, no, Miss Mlnlner Is not cross-eyed, but she Is only affected by strabismus. Brady Well, what's the difference. pray ? Tatf! Man alive! Aren't von that Miss Mlntner's father Is'a rich man. Huston Transcript, Itlvalry Ha Censed. Liverpool mid MiincheHter, lilthcrto deadly r(vnls In trade, have entered In to a partnership In order lo bring about cotton growing within tho ltrlt Ish einplra. BJT ... ........... ' 1r.iMfe'.:&C'A Woman in an Unconscious Condi tion Found on Sidewalk. Upon Examination at tho Hospital, Her Body was Discovered to be Covered with Scars, Caused by the Hypodermic Injection of Morphine Facts Published as Warning to Other Women. The abe headline recite the actual experience of a poor wreck uf woman who bad once held an hon orable sud lucrative position in a Urge mercantile house la New York. Her health Iwgan to fail, and Instead Of taking rest and proper moIW-l treatment ahe rvaurled to allmulaut and tuorphiue- Tbe hoapltat plt)it!ln discovered that her primary IrouWle Wle Utt Kffecttou of the w otitis, which eould raadlly hv been cured lo the trat aUga. If wtun alie had first felt those aever paius in the b-1, the Wrrlbl headaches, the constant aeuae of fullneaa, KireiieNS and lain lu the pclelo region, ahe had hee.l.4 Ike waruiug thai serious trub!esa4 In store, and ctmmienred regular treatment with the PmUltam Heme dies, as did Mra. Itolwr of Chicago, show letter followa, the lypi In the Winub would have been di fcWvl aud paasrd away, auJ to-dtay ahe would h oc t-. n a writ wuinan. Why will women let tiu-uiaelrea drift along into terrible atillerlng and alekuoaa ill ltd way, whrn t?ere 1 monuineotiil -r'f thai I )t!l.i K. rinkliiuu' V ltetblo Coiu potinil is daily relieving thousands of women from this very ttvuWo 1 There Is aa excuse for any woman who suffers to go without help. Mrs Pitilthatn Is very glad Indeed l gi" her personal advice to suy who will write for it, and the following letter simply g'ca to prove thai the Vegetable (Vuiuuuud will puel lively en re femule Ula ; ' Since the Mrlh of my baby I tufts red fr jiu wuuib Uoublc.bawka -!, Moptlsa Case. "If you weren't so luzy j-oti wotildu't to so iesnltiiltic." "( ih, liotmctiiie1" "Why don't you nmloi hay while the sun shines, nnd " "Huh, If 1 tried to ihi tiut ir.j )iet be my link to get sunsttui k." Phil sdelphitt ledger. Kor fortr rear s 1'iso s Cure for Cue Itttiiptlori bss cured fuiifl.i aid colds. At Urugnbils. Price rents. Th Modern Crulsrr. "WllOt's tho HSn of rrnbters nafia'" "Tim prliii lpal ime i,f cruisers, my son, Is drinking lie-iltlm nml filing sa lutes." Clevelaml I'ialn Iieiiler, Mothers will Hn1 Vra winslnw's -ili.ln TMie Ilia tit remslr w use lur tin If ihiMrai. I.e teetbliitf aaaana. lonklng tor Appreclatlun. "It looks very nun h as if you were Cutting the Interests of a certain cor poration above Ilia Intercuts of your oillitry," said the mail w lio ilxs not hesitate, to n uk plainly. "Well," nimttcrcd Henntor Horghitiu, "l'vit heard so much about republics t ltig UiiKrutefiil Ibat I thought I'd bet. ter take 11 eliaiu e of being appreciated nlcew here." Washington Htar. A Dad Fix When ee w.kaa up srhlnt Irom Seed to foci, aaj arllk the Hash tender lu that touch. lna Soreness and Stiffness m.V.s.y.rymollonodhasoJrpalf lul the sursst sral ijuicaaat was cut ol tl.a uuieie Is lo use St. Jacobs Oil rompllr. It warms, rslaus, eursa, trice, 89c. ane SO. faliriaMlfo 1CURE Your mm 11 iisssuim iiirnsnii, alusillia fru..lanUaiiaolaaaaaaieau a so.t r.i.i.o.n in lio. . nut. ' . 1 TU. 11 Daaten. H.U as. ..... " rres' i'iliiMisil. . P. .,, rOHII.AM) H.; ,, ., VIS IIAVll PEEUNUS AS WELL AS YOU Pr W A . wish has touml s is'n siel Kl.olnt,.y pniui,.,, wy r ,. too Miix inuih, ami I, la 17 years' et- !"";! l plat" worn m.al.lrs lilni ". " "I""1' 111 f. Tl n I.I y with ail) Mini ul Isls.i teetli wanl.nl. Pr. T. I'. Wise i an expurt nl llli'lnll " W"rk "M WISE BROS.. Dcntl'Nt; trregitbir menstruation, also Interns liervintaliea. " After trying different remedies with no relief 1 waa tuduced to try l.ydU I'.. I'lnktistiu's gctililo Compound. To my surprise and delight I found after taking my Aral bottle very great Improvement. I cotillmi'd It use and It Use mad n a writ woman. " 1 atu grateful to you for my recovery that I wish to thank yoa, and If Oil testimonial will be of any use ta fiber suffering women, yoa bar ty full pertinaalon to pol lisk It " Mua. Masr P.osem iM Klli Ave . Chlcc.g.i, 111 I iAW , wfaaS tt aM IMto a( sti ssxwM es re- Fraa Mcilcal Advtti t9 Wainea. Wunieu suiTerlng fr.m any format female weaknea) are Invited lo promptly CMinitnmlcete with ton. 1'ilii.b-ttt, l I.J liU. Maa. All letter are reavlvrd, tiriirxl, read sod an swerrd by Women ily. K wutMl can freely talk of her prlrste llioeae lo a woumii : thus baa been eatsb llslied the eternal cull lrti.-e Wlweea Mr. I'iuahtii and the women of America which has never brea broken. Out of lh veal volume of vaerleuce which ahe ha to draw from It Is mote titan poaathle that ah haa galurd the very knowU-tg thai will help your cue. rh -! not! lug 111 return escrpt yutir g'od will. Mid Urr adrli-e haa reUevei'.jhouaanJa. Hun-iy any woman, rU ef poor Is v.-ry foolish If she do a.ltantJg r' ' " i-.iiiUaUca. , t Not" t rutUc N, Attorncir-at-Law Pension Atltorncr Solicitor of Pitenti I'hootii f Sunwt, M(n I jit lni K IUA 304 Nw York Block ' SKATTLR, WASH, U.S. A. ml lll'i -no" Cross? Poor man I He can't help It. j He Rets bilious. He needs i :RooU liver pill Ayer's Pills. I They act directly on the liver, ;curc biliousness. Lewatl, St. Want your moustache or beard beautiful brown or rkhblatk? tie BUCKINGHAM'S DYE rirrr , a a a mi) a o,, eiaaia. s t. HOR&SS nf HEAVES lilalrniiier or I'ltih Hve with Vsesatas tlssv SND CONOITIONta. sure cure for all Miliucnts liom wtilib licstse ' , CUHBD 4 HOHUM. IliBfa haan natne fniMl.n Ha l-..w.fnl. etirtif mnntlis aet In that lima tia-a ciomI II hn... ..i ti.. .... . , ,.. : ,..... 1 w.k. RMSttsI IIKIIM KK. KeesrS, ew S". r 11 -"ik a, a .Mil. rrn Iliii 4 Dr., Ii.s.l An.011.. 1 am I'll. 1. I . " "Tlier.lllnjt," Third A Wwhlngtoo