The Oregon mist., November 20, 1903, Image 4

Eruptions
Dry, moist, scaly tetter, all form
of eczema or salt rheum, pimple
and other cutaneous eruptions pro
ceed from humors, either inherited,
or acquired through defective di
gestion and assimilation.
To treat these eruptions with
drying (nedicinoa is dangerous.
The thing to do is to take
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
YSTiich thoroughlycleanse the blood;
expelling all humors and building
up the whole system. They cure
Rood's Sarsapartlla permanently cured J.
Q. Mines, Franks. III., of eesema, from which
h had suffered for some time: and Mis
Alvlna Welter. Boi lit. Algona, Wis., of pim
ple on her face and back and chafed skin on
her bodr. br which she had been greatly
troubled There are more testimonials In
favor of Rood's than ran be published.
Mood's Sarsaparilla promises to
Cure) and keepr- tho promlao.
Chicago Boomers.
Don't tell a Chicago man that bis
city has less than three million popu
lation unless you are prepared to
fight. Boomers of the Lake City have
reorganised their Two Million Club,
re-christened it the Three Million Club
donned their aggressive club buttons
and promised allegiance to the club
constitution, which provides that each
member must claim at all times that
Chicago has at least three million peo
ple.
riTA Permanently t-nrea. frofluornerroasness
tf after Arstdav'suaeorDr.kiltie'sureetX
Restorer. Send for FrM)Str1elbMtlandti
Dr. a. IL Kline, LtU .MJ Arch at-. FhUadalBtua, Pa,
Pardonable Pride.
It was commencement day and Miss
Eunice Whatnot had taken one of the
principal prixes. At the close of the
exercises her friends crowded around
her to offer their congratulations. "But
weren't you awfully afraid you
wouldn't get it?" asked one of them.
"Oh, no," said Miss Eunice, with a
bright smile. "1 Just knew that when
it came to English composition I had
'cm all skinned alive!" Youth's Com
panion. OATASBH CAJTNOT BX CUBED
With local applications, as they ran Dot reach
theeeatot thtd:atase. catarrh is a blood or
constitutional diMase, and in order to cure It
eon must take internal remedies. Hall's Ca
tarrh Cure is taken inter nallr, and actsilirectiy
on the biood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Ca
tarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It was
prescribed br one of tne best physicians in this
country for years, snd is a regular prescription.
It isoompoeed oftbe best tonics known, com
htned with tue best blood purifiers, actinr di
rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination ol the two inirredients is what pro
duces sncn wonderfutresults in curing oatarrh.
Send for testimonials free.
F. J. CHESKY A CO., Propr., Toledo, O.
Sold by druggists, price 7Sc-
Balls Family fills are Uw best,
Called Him Brother.
Harlow I noticed you called Fred
"brother." Does he belong to some se
cret society that you do?
Shallop I don't belong to any se
cret society. I call him brother be
cause my wife once promised to be a
slater to him.
Mothers will Snd Mrs. windows Sostbtng
errnp the best remedy to use lor their children
tne best remc
thing season
we teei
Rabid.
Kooxey I've heard a rumor that she
la to be married.
Oldbache Yes.
Nooxey Who's the lucky one?
Oldbache Neither of them, if they
only knew It. Philadelphia Press.
For eonehs and colds there is nd better
medicine than Piso's Care for Conjoin p-
rrice 25 cent.
True Faith.
An aged Negro who leaned heavily
upon a stick and a woman companion
of somewhat lighter shade and young
er stopped before a flower bed in Pros
pect park the other day. Directly in
front of them was a bed of flowers in
the shape of a star. For a few min
utes the old man and tbe woman
gaxed intently at the floral star. Fin
ally the man grabbed his companion
by the arm and pointed at the bed
and said: "Jennie, tbe works of God
am great, 'deed dey Is." "Dey cer
tainly be, Thomas." New York Sun.
An Affecting Scene.
Mr. Younghusband Darling, you
have been weeping. What is it, my
sweetest love?
Mrs. Younghusband Horse radish!
HOT A SUM
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It is natural to rub the spot that hurts, and when rheumatic
pains are shooting through the joints and muscles and thej are
inflamed and sore, the sufferer is apt to turn to liniments and plasters
for relief ; .and while such treatment may quiet tne pain temporarily,
no amount of rubbing or blistering can cure Rheumatism, because it
is not a skin disease, but is in the
and every time you are exposed to tne same conditions that caused
' the first attack, you are going to have another, and Rheumatism
will last just as long as the poison is in the blood, no matter what
you apply externally. Too much acid in the blood is one cause of
Rheumatism ; stomach troubles,
torpid liver are other causes
which bring on this painful dis
ease, because the blood becomes
tainted with the poisonous mat
ter which these organs fail to
carry out of the system. Cer
tain secret diseases will produce
Rheumatism, and of all forms
this is tbe most stubborn and
severe, for it seems to affect
every bone and muscle in the
body. Tbe blood is the medium
by which the poisons and acids
are carried through the system, and it doesn't matter what kind of
Rheumatism you have, it must be treated through the blood, or you
can never get permanently rid of it. As a cure for rheumatic trou
bles S. S. S. has never been equalled. It doesn't inflame the stomach
and ruin the digestion like Potash, Alkalies and other strong drugs,
joints and the sore and tender muscles are immediately relieved.
Our special book on Rheumatism will be mailed free to those
desiring it. Our physicians will cheerfully answer all letters asking
for special information or advice, for which no charge is made.
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Then He dot Foolish.
"NTo," said tho new arrival at the
temperance hotel, "I can't understand
why all those sensible men take that
foolish tramp every Sunday morning
to see the hermit."
"You'd understand tt If you went
along, said the wise guest, with
wink. "The hermit Is bartender."
Chicago News.
A Misguided Thunderbolt
A BIllvHle exchange says: "Light
ning struck a Georgia mule In this
neighborhood last year. The mule
survived the shock, but we haven'i
seen any lightning around here slncai
Atlanta Constitution.
Don Carlos.
Don Carlos, the pretender to the
Spanish throne, who, it Is reported, is
prepared to relinquish his claims in
that direction, Is 63 years old, and the
father of one son and three daughters,
According to the St. James Gazette, he
has friends iu England, and is delight
ed to show them over his wonderful
private armory at the Piano Loredan
Venice. It is an unequaled collection
President Dlax.
Outside of Mexico there Is a gener
al impression that because President
Dlax is now seventy-three years old
he must be failing and that at best he
can last but a little time longer. "On
the contrary," says a man who has Just
returned from a business trip to the
sister republic, "half a minute's talk
with the general will dispel any such
notion. He Is of Oaxaca Indian
blood, a tribe noted for longevity and
physical prowess.
Dr struct I v Dampness,
So bad is the dampness In Ceylon
that a book will hardly last a year.
The most expensive cemera. made of
the most perfectly seasoned wood ap
parently will warp in Ceylon, and all
its parts will become unglued.
What Radium Has Done.
Sir Oliver Lodge protests against
the current Idea that the discovery of
radium in any way shakes the long ac
cepted laws of science. On the con
trary. it affirms them, as the Instabil
ity of matter which radium proves was
theoretically acquired in the electric
theory of its constitution, were true.
and radium completes this theory in
stead of destroying it. Radium gives
us, In embryo, a transmutation of the
elements.
The Summer "Cottage."
The summer "cottage" on the sea
shore Is the selected place of as
others for those who have nothing to
do, who have no desire to do it, and
an abundance of time in which to do
It. There are tens of thousands of
them, in a circle of a score or two of
miles about New York. Many of them
are occupied year after year by their
owners, and many others are built for
lease, and see a new tenant each sea
son. New York Letter.
Protecting Books In China.
"We have to varnish all our books in
my country," said a Chinese; "other
wise they would soon be eaten Into a
gray powder by a little black insect,
like a beetle, that takes to books as
a cat takes to ashes. Everybody in
China, when he receives a consign
ment of books from Europe or Amer
ica, mixes a little pot of varnih at
once and proceeds to coat his books
with it. This fluid is a perfect pro
tection; it is made of creosote Canada
balsam, resin, spirit of wine and mas
tic." Philadelphia Record.
An Advance.
Jingle I knew that fellow, Storms,
the comedian, would come to the front.
Weller Well, he has, has he?
"Yes. Y'ou remember he used to
play the part of the hind legs of the
elephant in the pantomime?"
"les.
"Well, now he's playing the front
legs." N. Y. Daily News.
No Cause for Sorrow,
Once at quarter sessions, as Recor
der of Shrewsbury, Sir Arthur Jeef,
was sentencing a hypocritical prison
er, who, hopeful of softening the
judge's heart, shed copious tears, and
in reply to his lordship's inquiry
"Have you ever been in prison be
fore?" sobbed tearfully: "Never, my
lord, never!" "Well, don't cry," was
the recorder's reply, "I'm going to
send you there now."
Woman's Way.
She Now that I have openly con
fessed my one Indiscretion to you
what do you say?
He That you have committed
second. Brooklyn Life.
blood and all through the system.
bad digestion, weak kidneys and
UK ABLE TO BLEEP AT NIOHT.
Sidney, Ohio, August 80, 1908.
A few months ag-o I was feelinf weak
and run down and unable to set sleep at
night. I felt extremely bad, and also had
rheumatio pains In my Joint and mus
cles, xne nieaioine x ueea save me only
temporary relief at beat; so seeing S. S 8.
rilenlT recommended for inett trou
bits, (began tt use. and after taking it
for aome time whs well pleased with tb
result. It did away with the rbeumatig
pain, gave me refreshing sleep and
built up my general system, firing m
atrengtn and energv. it is a goon meat
cine, without a doubt, and I take plea
ur la endorsing It. '
a. P. D. No. I. 0. 0. EOUOHTON.
but tones up the general health, gently
stimulates the sluggish organs, and at
the same time antidotes and filters out
of the blood all poisonous acids and
effete matter of every kind ; and when
S. S. S. has restored the blood to its
natural condition, the painful, feverish
WOMEN NEED NOT APPLY.
Raaalaa Official Was Proof Again
Alt Hlantltaheaent.
"The hand that rocks the cradle
rules the world" is true of soma coun
tries audi of many periods of history,
Even In Russia cherchos la feinme
contains the clew to many a sudden
promotion In the hierarchy of tha
state, says a Russian correspondent vf
tha Loudon Telegraph. But lu East
ern Muscovy there are still some In'
flexible civil servants left who fauat
Ically place duty above all other con
siderations, even the dictates of gal
lantry itself.
Gospodyn Tarass off Is one of the
most energetic of tbe brotherhood, and
tha latest display of his slngre-uilud
edness Is the theme of warm discus
slon In the Russian press. A lady had
corns to see him with a view to his
employing her as clerk lu the railway
engineering office of which he Is the
chief, appointed by the government
Miss KondakoH was the bearer of a
powerful letter of recommendation,
But the austere mtsogyulst, refusing
to see her, read the recommendatory
epistle aud wrote back to say that ho
did not heed the lady's services. She
Is said to be a person of good looks,
prepossessing mauners aud considera
ble persuaslvs powers, aud doubtless,
for these reasons, she made a series of
streuuons efforts to see the head of the
department personally and plead her
causa under the most favorable con
dition. But he declined to see her,
and she refused to desist from call
ing. At last he Issued the following cir
cular: "I hereby warn the female
clerk Eoudakoff to desist from her vis-
Its to the cabinet of the head of the
department. For communications
there exist printed forms; it ts fruit
less for her personally to bow and
scrape before me, and, what Is more.
It betrays a lack of feminine mod
esty so to obtrude herself. Moreover,
am not one of those beads of de
partment who at sight of a petticoat
drop their cherished principles. It Is
a matter of common knowledge that I
am opposed to the employment of the
female element,' and that slooe ought,
hold, to have sufficed to keep tbe
female clerk out of my office. I am
simply lost lu amaxement at her
shamelessness lu seeking to curry fa
vor with a man who makes bis action
niatter of principle. In any case.
however, It is in vain to hope that the
request which has already been de
clined in writing will be granted as a
result or oral discussion. Indeed, tbe
mere fact that she has not already
seen this has thoroughly convinced
me that no such female clerk can
have a place in my department. Per
sons like her are but a source of de-
tuuraiizauou to tne omciais and are
obstacles to the progress of work. Let
them go back to their former patrous.
lliey had better select some other
place than the office of the head of
the department for loafing about In.
In my office and all along the line I
need men who can work, and not the
rustling of pettlconts. Furies and pom
pous women like her I decline to tol
erate In my department, and I refuse
even to see- them.
(Signed) G. TARASSOKF."
THRIFTY GERMAN WOMAN.
She Make the Government Custodian
of Valuable Securltiaa.
If women are not quite such good
ands at making money as men, Ihey
it
least take the palm in devising
extraordinary means for saving It, says
he London Telegraph. A curious case
In point has recently come to the
knowledge of a Ann of bankers in
Bunzlau, who, disgusted at the clever
ness with which they have been de
prived of ihelr yearly fe e, have made
.he matter public. In that city there
s a wealthy woman who Is wont to
improve her mlud by frequent travels
and as she possesses a go-tdly collec
tion of debentures, shares and other
kinds of scrip she was accustomed to
liicslt them In a well-known bank
here during her a!;Snce, paying a con
siderable sum for their safekeeping.
;,ast March she hit upon a most in
genious way of cutting down this ex
pense. She put all her scrip In capa
cious fuvelopcs, had them duly regist
ered and directed to a fictitious ad
lresa lu ISerllu. writing on the en
velope her own name us tne sender,
.nd requesting that they should be re
turned to her lu case of nondelivery.
And then she set out for her Journey.
The packets In due time found their
way to the caplt.il, where the post left
nothing undone to discover the where
about of the mythical addressee. After
having spent days and days In fruit
less research the officials gave It up
In despair and returned the packet to
Kunzlau to be handed back to tbe
sender. Hut as nhe was absent and as
It la against the rules of the German
post to give registered letters to any
one but the pen-on whose name Is on
tbe envelope the authorities were forc
ed to take charge of the packets until
the woman's return. The saving thus
affected Is said to be very considerable
snd the post and tbe bank are devising
some method of checkmating the
scheme In tbe future.
In the Kaily Day.
The world has been a long time In
making a little progress. The delight
with which tbe public had greeted tbe
slow-going stage coach shows how lit
tle was required to arouse the people
and call forth their astonishment. That
vehicle which required two days to
make the trip from New York to Phil
adelphia should have been knowD as
The Klylng Machine," no longer ago
than I"!, seems almost incredible In
this day when we go from New V'ork
to Chicago In half that time.
As a study of contrasts, before and
after the great awakening which fol
lowed the birth of steam power and
the Inauguration of the locomotive.
this chapter from a hundred years ago
Is Interesting. Tbe stage coach wa
tbe marvel of a slow age which the
world bad been centuries In reaching;
the locomotive Is tbe necessity of a
rapid age, which has not yet celebrated
centennial. from 'The Era of
Stage Coaches," In Four-Track News.
If you want fame, don't write a
book; Invent a washing machine.
Sometimes It's the mnn who doesn't
beisitats that gets lost.
1 y'H
"Two years ago m hair wss
falling out bsdly. I purchased a
bottle of Ayer's Hair Vigor, and
soon my hair stopped coming out."
Miss Minnie Hoover, Paris, 111,
Perhaps your mother
had thin hair, but that is
no reason why you must
go through life with half
starved hair. If you want
long, thick hair, feed it
with Ayer's Hair Vigor,
and make it rich, dark,
and heavy.
II M settle. All rsnlr.
If jour Uruk-irwt rainnot supply you,
lend us one dollar and will vsprena
rou a bottle, lie sure ami give the name
IX JOUl ucaieM eti.resa oliice. Address,
J. C. A Kit CO.. Lowell. Muss.
Allgnicd Too Moon.
It had taUen considerable persuasion
to Induce the old lady to trust hurself
lu an automobile; but thirdly she con
sented because, say the Automobile
Magailne, she s atutlous to reach
the bedelde of her sick grandchild la
a village some twenty tulle away.
The owner- of the big automobile.
who was touring through Iong Island,
had been very kind about It. He
chanced to be near the station when
the old lady found she bad missed hsr
tralu. snd when he overheard her
lamentations he Insisted that she
should accompany hliu. Ill route lay
through that particular one of the half
dozen IOtig lstaud villages named
Hampton where the sick grandchild
lay.
They started at last, and everything
went well until, lu attempting to pass
s wagon which occupied mot of the
road, the flylug automobile went unci-
pectedly Into the ditch, snd rather vio
lently deposited It occupants In So
adjoining field.
Kecoverlug from the shock, although
somewhst confused from tbe rather
unusual method of alighting, tb old
lady asked of the chagrined chauffeur:
"Is this a a a Hampton J"
"No, ma'am." he managed to gasp;
"this Is an accident."
O dear!" said the old lady. "Then
t hadn't oughtcr have got out here,
had ir
Had Lost Track or tha t'asx.
The young woman who, when asked
If die had read Romeo and Juliet, re
plied that she bad never read Juliet,
but be thought Homeo wa lovely,
was of the same temperament as a
village postmaster who knew or pre
tended to know something of all the
doings of the world, great and smslL
Pome wsgs from a neighboring towa
who atrolled luto the postotllce one day
thought they would have some sport
with tbe wise man.
"I suppose It's pretty dead up here,
Mr. Pratt." said one.
"Well, not so dead as you think I
guess there ain't much gues on thst
we don't hear about, even if It don't
happen right here."
"Why. you people don't know th
war's over," said another, falling back
00 the stock phrase.
"Oh. you can't work that dodge on
me," replied the postmaster, looking
shrewdly over bis spectacles. "1 guess
1 fullered the negotiations with Kitch
ener In the papers."
"But there are some things that
aren't In the papers." said another
youth. "I don't believe you know
when Bhakspeare died."
"Well, no," said the postmaster. "I
didn't know that he was dead, hut I
beard last week he was pretty low."
The Nebular Hypothesis.
The nebular hypothesis survives In
name, but with cannotatlons Indefinite
ly diversified. Regarding the modus
operandi of cosmic change there Is no
corn-ensue of nnlnlon. That there was
In the beginning a solar nebular all!""1 niother cut
are agreed, but whether It was gas
eous or pulvert, whether It shone with
Interrupted or continuous light, how It
became ordered and organized, how It
collected Into spheroB, leaving wide
Interspaces clear, the wisest are per
plexed to decide.
Oet More Power From Coal.
Such has been the Improvement In
engine boilers and Are boxes that the
power derived from a pound of coal
today Is nearly three times as great as
It was fifty years ago.
ABSOLUTE
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FARMING IN ALASKA,
Although much bus been written 111
ridicule and condemnation of the K"V
ernment seed distribution, one portion
of the country believe In It omphalic
ally. Ituiiug the pint year Hi" govern
ment hits given seeds of luinly vegeta
bles, early grains, clover, grass mid
(lower seeds to seven hundred itud llfty
settlers In dilToront part of Alimku.
So dlltlcult Is It to obtain seeds lu tho
far north that without such provision
few would attempt gardening. Miners
and prospectors on the rivers snd
creek fur In the Interior report that
their homo product not only Krealljr
reduce the cost of living, but In a
laud of citnned goods Is an Important
factor In good health.
An Indian farmer reports that he Is
"raising a world of cabbage;" another
that he lived all lust summer u vege
tables from government seed; a third
that his strawberries from gmernment
runners were the and iilmlf Inches In
circumference. A while miner at
gkagway declare hi hardy Mowers
the Btiest grown anywhere;" another,
that a pumpkin vine grew twenty four
Inches In twenty four hours, lu Vttl
des, whore In twelve week they bad
only six flue days, gardens were still
source of pleasure and protlt. and a
delight to summer tourist. At ( old-
foot, one hundred tulles north of tho
Arctic circle, the I'nlted Slates com
missioner bad good success with tur
nips, lettuce aud radishes, at a time
when potatoes were 45 cents a pound
at tho grocery. At Point Harrow, In
tbe extreme north, twetily seven ditys
after seeding, the harvesting of let
tuce and radishes tH-gnn. Their condi
tion was perfect, the large amount of
atmosphertc electricity and the stlinu
latlng force of tho summer sun caus
ing marvelous rapidity of grow th.
Tho Klulanders w ho, under Itusslau
persecution, are leaving their native
land lu large number, desire to w-tile
lu Alaska, where the clliiiitte I simi
lar to their own. A site for their ct-
tleuietit has been selected on the Kemil
peninsula, lands have Ih-cii surveyed,
some houses put up and crops started
from government seed. If Alaska suc
ceeds lu securing n large ItiiiiilKratlott
of the sturdy aud Industrious Finns,
her development will be vastly aug
mented. Meanwhile emigrants fnm the
States are alive to opportunities lit our
northern territory, l ive tliouuitid pa
seugers have already Ihvii carried to
Nome alone this summer, the lullux
seeming to Justify President lloose- i
velt's prediction that Alaska will one j
duy be a populoii s the Siuinlinii
vlnu peninsula.
Experiments made In the fli-i-uian
army with carrier plgtuns bating l-eii
satisfactory, every war-lilp leaving
Kiel or Wllhelmahnveit will hereafter
carry a consignment of pigeon, to l
released at various tlintiince from the
land statluns.
Have you ever noticed, says a writer
In "V. C," Hint some tamer carry
a second whip In l)-lr left hands,
which Is never ueil'; Their purpose-
is this: It represents to the wild U-asi
the terror of the unknown. He has
experienced the sharp, xtlnutng lllck oi
the whip lu Hit' turner rl,-lit haiul. but
for the life of him he cannot Imagine
what nnguinh lurks lu that mysterious
whip In tho other hand. hU la Is nevet
used. Many a tnin.-r Im suveil Ills life
In a critical moimnt ly Just lifting
that unknown terror ntxive a crouch
1"K. growling, fury Jtiitddeiii tiger,
In the kitchen annex at the home of
I.oills Hawks, In I'lshkill, the unusual
spectacle now Is presented of a duck
ling chumming with three kittens aud
J lie duckling vta
hatched all by Itself anil was brought
In by the kitchen Ire. Hooii It found
Its way to where the kittens wer!
housed. I he old cat took kindly to
the newcomer and permitted It to
squat down right among the kittens
and sleep, Now the duckling and the
kittens play and romp togitlicr, and
the mother cat Apparently has come to
look upon the IHtlu feathered cn-at tin
ts oue of her own children.
Wanted to Oet Al it.
1
rY sT-'
Hardware Dealer-What do you want
with such a heavy saw?
nilkens-My wlfs has mad a fmtt
cake.
Ill Utpliriatlon.
"To what do you attribute this al
leged decline In tbe drama'"
"To a very simple fact," answered
Mr. Ktormlngton Itarnes. "Too many
of our actors care mora about tilavliiir
bridge whist or baseball than they do
atmui playing 'Hamlet' "Washing
ton 8tr.
Export or Knglantl and America.
In eleven years Urltlsh manufactur
ed exports have decreased by 3.5 per
cent, American manufactured eiports
have Increased by 174 per cent and
German manufactured exports have
Increased by 85.5 per cent.
Child Kdueatlon.
fit. Petersburg 1 to have a world's
fair "devoted to child education, Its
growth, Its achievements and lis most
dvancud methods." Seventeen mil
lion children In Russia havs no school
opportunities at all.
IKiil
I um I I .. LeJI I I t
just Before the Screp.
Wlfj womlcr how the-jr maks
those parlor matches T
Ilushaitil - The process Is very sim
ple. 1 once made on.
Wife indeed! How did you man-
n It T , . . , . ,
lit ind-Hy first making a fool of
myself in your mother's parlor during
our ctiiirtsiilp.-t'hlcago N"a
Megulatlnf the Rule.
"Why didn't you stop at the hotelT"
"Too many rules and regulations.
"Hestrlcted your liberty, ell?"
"Oh, no. Hut every lime I broks
one of tho eolifouiutod rule or reu
latlons one of the servants bobbed up
with a grin ami bad lo b tipped."
Now York Hun,
A New Way of Pulling It.
Tho tUI farmer was telling a story
that was very hard to believe. The
neighbor who had Just been in several
hois trade with him listened In si
lence fur awhile. Then ho spoke.
"Look a here!" he said. "Aro you
talkln' hoi or truth? - Chi. ago Post
Ills Position. -
"Say. Ohlminle, seo dnt man gettlu'
on tie car? I'at's the. postmaster gen
eral." "Aw, gwan! lie ain't no general -ain't
got no brass buttons nor star
nor not'ln."
"Aw, ho ain't no soldier general
He's do man who hands out Icttors at
do general delivery windy,"
Perrin's Pile Specific
The INTERNAL IIMKDT
No Case lilsts It Will Not Car
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wurri ro luusrunn aTUOCtn
Rtit 41 Ktslraanr Su., frlmm4. Or.
TtktaaM. BttM JM.
Bilious?
Dlzzv? Headache? Pain
back of your eyes? It's your
1 1 . I II.. A Dill.
iiitvis ute njn 9 a sua.
i Gently laxative; all vegetable.
Sold for 60years. L.C..'C.
Want your moustache or beard
beautiful brow a or rkhbUckf Um
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE
nrrt giM- ftsr,isfs -sj a 9 suf Sit.fi m a.
ON RAINY DAYS WCAR
XOWUfS Waterproof
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loRM CLOTHING
BL4CK r riUOlV.
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PiaPLES
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she be tMHia uimi Cawakkts at titer
ka.e all (Iisaipmre4. 1 h.J beca tratibl4
th eaatlticn tat some ttms but alter las
with ibis at, m.nl. VVe rannnt sias lou biab
lf o i aaeareia " ro W.a.el-. "
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... CUm CONSTIPATION. ...
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IF YOU HAVEN'T SPUNK
loeus we're afr.M u.a .... .
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7a, VCr field.
vwineu Af
citiirfsiyktH
If Vsl' CATMAStTIC
raaoi tuaa esawr)
W?:0" W tOI?K ' A pnlal card wW Wn7 Ion I
now w.to,rWh Ifim-VUIEI BUSINESS COLLEGE
to writ, now brf ire vou meet "
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Send for Special Circular
MMW
WITH NERVES UNSTRUNG AND HEADS
THAT ACHE
WISE WOMEN
BROMO - SELTZER
TAKE
TRIAL BOTTLJC lO CENTS.
VJ A MTPfi liv,rf "" in-
mmr 4, tdee Unlit ihs-Mi
ened taee.'asr telenriv-tmsianl itrsiSlie. ' hit
ntvttMst is rlaio snd tiie t"lee j itm rvsiuu
llts nrst- MSMllii' to ai.t MiLlw-iuiy tv.mt.
Willi, tin roll 1wO.hIi In 1l AMMlll AN
MaIiiiI It col.Uuli (Ine,), iUti Ursrsti Sk
I'mtlatiil, tem, '
Osmim qt'ICKSt.-isl nr(ln ll.i. ,
seeds. B, uh llenil steel rb.ws, wood beain7
14 In , eniitth Hend fnllled llows. w,d
beam-, It In., I; TO, ilh (lend t hlll-sl fZZ,
eoist beams, In , a ist all and styUa hi
nines Wilt America I'reain Hre.rsinr, No
Jul, sieel fl lad Mill, ti,i, Sri;
W Ind Mill. 13 loot, I A Wrli lis or t.r ... ...
orililn 111 the tnahlner line. Meteta Ms.
L. N. ROSENBAUM
Notary Public
AUorneyatLaw
Pension Atttorncy
Solldtof or Patents
honci
Sunart, Ma In liot Ind,, A 180
304 Nw York BWck
SEATTLH, WASH., U. S. A.
Dr. t. Occ Wo
TONDERItfL
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1AUI IU.V Al'I'tOtft
The C kc Wo Chine Mdkinc Co.
1)4 AMef St.. sshMw. Orsgea.
as" M...OV. reT
Washington Farmers
and Stockmen Indorse
Prussian Stock Foodl
MAO THff FOLLOW. MO IslTTIftt
TMIV MUI rOH THlMtftlVftV
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1 S5G0 Pianofor
Send Postal Card to Eilsrs
Piano Hobsi Jprtln''
This lint e'siw b mailit
lee us according lo pci!K
meet th nquirtrramt oi Wnn7.v
mlk condiiimw. Ii is al one C.
li wsl Icsrud the- ntnat i nbl tn4 tlis
most xrlctly I aished piano obtairu
bl. To beinf our puna nromliwnlly
(store tlx best Be-nftU ai lit West, wt
will, lur a limited time, rrwk h
nuat eoccptlorul CurKesaions in lit
way ol pritt snd term.
T will deliver one of Ihn looks
piano (nothing better could be had
ve n if you were willing to pay V00
rr more I, freight paid lo soy station
In th state, fur $1)4, suher h or
on fMynwnii ol 121 down snd $9 per
m n!h, delrrrtd ctymenti lo br 8
per cent per annum.
Otlr styln not so elaborsuly fin
lihrd, but ol rood quslll y. for $l&3,
JlSe srd 2ii, payable at I lit rale of
io per month.
Trite us today, ssthisoflrr is lim
ited strictly to tU lint three Inttru
mnnls told in svry count y Me niton
this paper,
BURS PIANO HOUSE
Washington Street, Comer Park
PORTLAND, OREGON.
O hrr lrg stores, San Francisco,
Csl Spokane, Wash., and Sacra
mento, Cat
I
e.N,U.
KM 47-10.
WHKM writing Saa4eetlrplul
BesM..a thla eassr. I
nl energy enough lo sit right down l!
. " V n,m.u, writs for our cla-
ouuntu m.
OtnmtWSUtH BlJIItSJ CULL t fit
I U si r LMII Lea ..&... - .V i
roininnii. c irMtris.
Sat1
Sanders Disk Plow
lit IS '
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S'
Niniileal ami mini perfect tnate. Belore y.m
sire vour onler lor a Itl.k Plow be sure to o
sminsthaHaiiilitts. for sale b Ih. old r.ll
si, In hiiuse ol
Mitchell,LewlsStaverCo.f
PORTLAND, ... OKIXION
HOISI5 HAI.I1M MltOI'ORO