The Oregon mist., October 30, 1903, Image 4

Scrofula 1
It I commonly inherited.
Few are entirely free from It,
rule, weak, putty children an
afflicted with it in nino coses out ol
ten, and nmny adults suffer from it.
Common indications are bunches In
the neck, abscesses, cutaneous erup
tions, inflamed eyelids, sore ears,
rickets, catarrh, wasting;, aud general
debility.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Eradicate It, positively and absolute
ly. This statement is based on the
thousands of permanent cures these
medicines hare wrought.
My daughter had scrofula, with eleven
tons on her neck and about her ears. Hood's
Sarsaparilla was highly recommended and
she took It and was cured. She Is now In
food health." Mas. J. U. Jokes, Parser
City. Ind.
Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to
Suro and keeps tho promise.
Crime Among Educated.
Indeed the number of crimes com
mitted by the highly educated is an
alarming feature of the situation. The
list of dcfaultnig bookkeepers, bank-
tellers, clerks, and college graduates
constantly lengthens, rcnectuig a lurid
light upon the theories of those who
attempt to account for the origin of all
sin, vice, and crime by ignorance.
Those who attribute all crime to intem
perance are also silenced, since many
prevalent crimes are incompatible with
that Vice, for they require the keenest
intellects, the most concentrated atten
tion. It is noteworthy, also, that rep
resentatives of the clerical, the legal,
and the medical professions are furnish
ing an increasing number of crimes of
dishonesty, violence, and pollution of
domestic life. From James SI. Buck
ley's "The Present Epidemic of Crime"
in the November Centurv.
Complete Brest-is
ana Bottliiff jilaiit,
i-sr-ariiy three t'bls
per risv. for Weiss
Heer. Ale end Porter,
In full, pvrsiton, only
one In I'ortlund or
Oregon. Long lease,
low rent.
Address "Owner" or
FOR IE
apply at C. II. rig-
rott. l-awyer. Mulkey Building, rort
1E
and, lref
FORCHD SALES
W. L. DOUGLAS
3.S2&3SHOESK
Yon can from $3 to $6 yearly by
wearing W. L. Dougiai $3.50 or $3 shoe.
They equal those
that hY been cost
ing von from J. 00
to $3.00. Th im
mense sale of VV. L.
Douglas shoes proves
their superiority over
all other makes.
Sold by retail shoe
deaiers everywhere.
Loos: for name aod
price on bottom.
That Doifflat for
es Colt pro?M thrre is
valM la iovls ho.
feroBs Is ikf fe.rltwtt
rra4 Pat. Leather Made.
f'ajt f'oior hvnett turd.
Our $4 Qitt Oqt Linerannat b eaua,
21 anit p'ics.
Illsitrttr
uaaisg irss, w. i.. wuus, uroritoa, laa. .
HEAD AGia
"Both
it wife and mraelr have been
bhbi tAXAK&is u(i uiejr are ice
best
medicine we asve ever Had In the bouse. Last
week my wife waa frantie with headache for
twodar. abe tried eomeof yourCASCAKETS,
aoa tbey relieved tbe patn In ber head a. moat
Inunedlaialf. We both recommend Cucareta. '
Cbas. SuczrcRD.
Pltuburg Saf Deposit Co, Pi;is burg, Pa.
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taite Good, no
flood. KsverStcSso. Weat.n. or Gripe. KJc. cHe,
CURE CONSTIPATION.
lrita wj EMwar, CUs MMml. s fwt. Jl7 I
MO-TO-BAC LVcPiTroJSf- '
1
I
GOOD BLOOD
SPEAKS FOR ITSELF
You know when rich, red blood is coursing through
the veins, for it shows in the brightness of the eye, the
beauty and clearness of the complexion, the smooth, fair
akin, and robust, healthy constitution. It is good blood
that imparts strength and energy to the body and keeps it in a state ol
healthful ness asd vigor. Good blood is the foundation of good health, and
to be physically and mentally sound it must be kept pure and untainted.
reopte witn gooa Diooa possess strong,
steady nerves and are blest with good
appetites and digestion, and enjoy
sound, refreshing sleep. If we could
always maintain the purity of the
blood then we might enjoy perpetual
health, but it becomes infected and
poisoned and most of the ills that afflict
humanity and undermine the constitu
tion are caused by an impoverished
or polluted condition of this vital fluid.
' When the blood is diseased tbe skin
loses its healthy appearance, and the
complexion, its freshness and beauty
and becomes red and rough and full of
pimples and splotches. Itching, scaly
eruptions, blackheads, boils and rashes
break out upon the body when the
blood is too poor or too thin and acid,
and is not supplying proper nourish
ment to the system. Debility, poor
appetite, bad digestion, restless sleep
and nervousness more often come from
alutreisb, impure blood than any other
cause. To build up the blood, restore its lost properties and make it rich
and nutritious again is the only rational treatment, and the proper way to
get rid of skin troubles. There is no remedy like S. S. S. to accomplish this
disappear, the appetite improves, the complexion clears and you get rid of
those miserable depressing feelings and nervousness, and en joy once more the
blessings of good health. S. S. S. is nature's remedy for all blood and Skin dis
eases. It contains no minerals whatever, but is guaranteed purely vegetable.
Write for free book. No charge for medical advice or other information
4eirtd THE SWIFT SPECinC COM ATIAXTA. GA,
A Foolish Question.
"Which, " the asked, "would yon
rather have, immortality or riches?"
"How can yon ask," he returned,
proudly drawing himself, up to his full
height, "when vou know that I am
writing popular novels." Chicago
Record-Herald.
Raise Bank Cashiers.
One hundred and twenty-one men
who were Kirn and reared at Owenton,
Ky., have become cashiers of banks
since setting out for themselves in the
world. This fact was brought out at
the funeral of Walter S. liaslo, the
cashier of a local bank, who died last
week. , A number of the surviving cash
iers of the town were present on the oc
casion. Her Nightly Habit.
The Doctor Is your wife a good
sleeper, Mr. Stubb?"
Stubb Yes, pretty good.
The Doctor Does she go to sleep as
soon as she touches the pillow?
Stubb Well er she goes to sleep
as soon as she touches my vest pocket.
Chicago News.
Turkish Proverbs.
With patience the sour grapes lie-
come sweet and the mulberry leal
satin.
By the time the w ise man gets mar
ried the fool has grown-up children.
Give a swift horse to him who telle
the truth, so that as soon as he has
told it he may ride and escape.
Be not so severe that you are blamed
for it, nor so gentle that you are
trampled upon for it.
If you have to gather thorns, do it
by the stranger's hand. Mary A. Ma
son in "Iu Lighter Vein" in the No
vember Centurv.
Future Anticipated.
"Helen is a pretty bright girl."
"In what way?"
"Why, last tiight I told her she had
her head on mv shoulder."
"What did she say, old man?"
"Why, she said that was nothing to
what I would have on my shoulders
when I got married." Chicago News.
Physiological Error.
"It savs in dis paper dut a feller wot
broke out o jail was shot through de
v-i-t-a-l-s. Wot does dat mean?
I "T'rough de victuals. Dev must
, have plugged him in de sturuick."
i "But dev had chased him two davs
; an' he hadn't had not'in' to eat."
I "Den de paper's wrong. It oughter
sain ue was ,-aoi i rougn ae appeine
Irresistible Combloatloa.
Miss White So yo finally let dat
Sam Coal kiss yo ?
Miss Snow Ya-as; de way he argi
fyed Ah jist couldn't he'p it. He said
ef Ah'd low him to kiss me lebben
times he'd be in de sebbent' hebben
foh forty-fuh niinits.
Unsportsmanlike.
First Chaffeur Puffer ought to be
put out of the auto club; te'a no true
sportsman.
Second Chaffeur Why, what's the
matter with Puffer?
First Chauffeur He runs people
down promiscuously without even toot
ing a horn. A regular pot-hunter.
Where Squeezes Occur.
George There is a pretty tight
squeeze in ail street.
Mayme There are some pretty tight
ones in this street too.
George Why, there is no stock ex
change in this street, is there?
Mavme No, but there are ham!
mocks.
Newport.
Jaundice I see by the papers thai
i Newport is ilkely to be abandoned
shortly.
Bilious Shortly? Great Scott!
' Can Newport be more abandoned than
i it has been for the last ten years?
Town Topics.
A Slight Drawback.
: . -.. i . i i
j ice, ib n o Jiraruj iv see ucr ei
corn off the cob. Her teeth are so
J white and even and her lips are so full
of red, and ptie Las tue cunmngeet
n, p.,t ,,. nnB T didn't
like about it."
"What was that?"
five ears to satisfy her."
1 wa in wretched, health my blood
waa In bad order, my sum being
very mnob ulcerated. I began th use
of 8. S. B., and in a remarkably short
tlm waa sound and well. Xy appe
tite increased wonderfully sad my
food agreed with me. X think it is a
fine family medicine.
MBS. K. B. SAVHWOH.
Borkmart, Qa.
For three yean I bad Tottse on my
hands. Fart of the tlm th disease
was in the form of running sores,
very painful and oaueinr m much
discomfort. Four doctors sld th
Tatter had progressed too far to be
cured, and they could do nothing for
me. I took only three bottle of 8.S.S.
and was completely cured. This was
fifteen years ago, and Z have never
einos seen any algn of my old trouble.
MBA. L. B. 3XCKBON.
37 Bt. Fan! Bt.. Kansas City, Kaa.
W
ana it aoes it promptly ana inoraagmy.
S. S. S. antidotes and removes from the
blood all poisons and humors, and restores
it to a normal, healthy condition, and in.
vigorates and tones up the general health.
When rich, red blood is again flowing
through your veins al! skin eruptions
f FAVORITES f
Hi Name la NorTU
My
nam It ISorral; oo the Qramplaa
hilla
father feed his Bocks trucal
wain.
Whose constant care were to Increaee
bis store.
And keep his only eon, myself, at hotne.
for 1 bad heard of battle, and I longed
To follow- to tb field sout warlike lord
And heaven soon granted what nvf sir
deuwd.
Thla moon which roe last night, round
as my shield.
tlad not vet filled her horns, when, by
her light.
A band of fierce barbarian from the bill
Hushed Ilk a torrent dowo upon the
Tale,
Sweeping our flock and herd. Tb
shepherd fled
For safety and for succor. I alon,
With bended bow and quiver full of ar
row.
Hovered about tbe enemy, and marked
The road be took; then btd to my
friends,
Whom, with a troop of fifty choo me
I met advancing. Th Dorsult I led.
Tift 'ertook the aindt oucord
foe.
We fought and conauered. Ere a sword
wa drawn
An arrow from mj bow had pierced their
chief.
Who wore that dsj th arm which now
I wear.
Ueturning horn In triumph, I disdained
Th shepherd alothful life; and baring
heard
That our good king had (ummaned hi
bold peer
To lead their warrior to th Carroo
Ide,
I left my father' house, and took srtth
m
A chosen servant to conduct my tp
Yon trembkiug coward who forsook hi
maeter.
Journeying with this Intent, 1 passed
these tower.
And, heaven directed, came this day to
do
Th happy deed that gild my humble
name.
John Home.
Afton Water.
Flow gently, sweet Afton, among thy
green brae;
Flow gently, I'U sing the a song la thy
praise;
My Mary's asleep by thy murmuring
stream.
Flow gently, sweet Alton, disturb not
her dream.
Thou etock-dov whos echo resounds
through th glen,
" wild whistling blackbirds la yon
thorny den,
TUou green-creted lapwing, thy scream
ing forbear;
I charge you disturb not my slumbering
fair.
How lofty, sweet Afton, thy neighboring
bill.
Far marked with the course of clear-
winding rills!
There daily 1 wander ae noon rise high,
Mr flock and my Mary' sweet cot In
my eye.
How pleasant tby banks and green ral
leva below.
Where wild in the woodlands the prim
rose blow I
There oft as mild evening weeps over
the lea,
The sweet scented birk shade my Mary
and me.
Thy crystal stream, Afton, how lovely It
glides.
And winds by the cot wter my Mary
resides;
How wanton thy water ber snowy feet
lave,
As gathering sweet flowerets, she stems
thy clear wave!
Flow gently, sweet Afton, among tby
green brae;
Flow gently, sweet rlrer, th them of
my lays;
My Mary's asleep by thy murmuring
stream.
Flow gently, iweet Afton, disturb not
ber dream.
Kobert Burn.
How a Tramp 8a wed Wood.
Harry Sanderson, manager for Tony
Pastor, who lives at Cranford, N. J.,
not feeling particularly well, took a
lay off recently and remained at home.
From the window of bis library he ob
served a tramp entering his gate, and
he walked down to the rear door to
meet tilm. It was the old story a re
quest for a meal. Having a load of
uns&wed wood in the shed, he told
tbe fellow. that If he got to work and
performed on the sawbuck for a brief
period he would hare something pre
pared for hi in.
The tramp went to tbe shed and im
mediately the sound of vigorous saw
ing was beard, stick-after stick part
ing under his energetic efforts. Calling
the tramp Into tbe kitchen, Sanderson
complimented blm upon bis energy,
and tbe tramp replied with a modest
air that whenever he had anything to
do be generally paid attention to It
Tbe meal waa eaten and the tramp
expressed his thank and departed.
Shortly after Sanderson went out to
tbe shed and was surprised to And
every tlck of wood Intact. Upon In
quiry In tbe village be ascertained that
be bad been entertaining a stranded
ventriloquist, who was working bis
way back to New Tork from Ens ton,
Pa. Tbe mean chap had simply gone
Into tbe shed and given hlra Imitation
of sawing wood. Rochester (N. y.)
Herald.
Panpe Lunatic In Britain.
Steadily for tbe last ten years tbe
number of certified pauper lunatics In
the British Isles has been rising. Sim
ilarly, suicide Is Increasing all over tbe
country. Turn to the physical form
and tbe tale Is the same. Army recruit
show worse teeth to tb examining
medical officers every year. It has Just
been found necessary to lower the
standard of height, weight and chest
measurement to a degree which la
quite Indefinite. Wltb all modern ath
leticism there la still a definite tend
ency to Increased Insanity and to phys
ical degeneration In Great Britain at
tbe present day.
A man. who works usually pays bis
debts, as be has money. But the loaf
er Is nearly always a dead beat, be
cause be ha do money. , j
THIS DAINTY DAMSCL
IS A WHISKY DRUMMIR
John Bull has been at soma pains to
gather figure about queer employ
ments for women In hi domains, and
tho rasulta are surprising. It appear
that In England and Wales alone, there
are nearly 44,000 women bootmaker.
8.238 ropemakert, a.TUO saddle maker.
8,140 who make a living by gardening,
8,800 butchers, 2T.70T who keep body
and aoul together by tending bar, near
ly 8,000 bicycle makers, and- the high-
et flgur of all 117.040 tailor. It ap
pear that there are female bailiffs.
boatmen, bollermakers, bricklayers,
trou foutidera, plumbers, plasterers.
slaughterer and veterinary surgeons,
On woman In tbe kingdom I set down
aa a dock laborer, and another I a
road laborer, while 2T0 are undertaker
and 12 are thepherds.
On bright little Irish girl, who man
aged to escap the census altogether,
ha lately branched out for herself as
commercial traveler In whisky, aud
supposed to be the only woman "whls
ky -drummer" In England, If not In thu
world. She Is Miss Victoria Short,
daughter of a Tipperary property own
er, whose reduced circumstances ou ac
count of land agitation nmde It neces
sary for the girl to earn her own liv
ing. When given the offer she hesitated,
but finally accepted, and she has now
Kunm. an fthf.it lit nilli-h ,-rlf li-l Hill
and curiosity, she has succeeded so
wen mat sue la iiinauiK a girai ,m
ceaa of It. Oddly enough, Mis bhort s
employer Is a man named Tall.
MAKING SANDALWOOD OIL.
Nw lrocea lie Hecn I'tscavered Ue-
ceattjr rarely by Acuideul.
On of the most valuable of oils.
both to tbe perfumer and the pharma
cist, Is that extracted from miiuIuI-
wood. Its discovery Is due, like ullnrn
of Importance, to accident, says Uk-
Baturday Kveu.ug Post IT. Iiavtd T.
lay of the Cnited Stales (ieuluglca!
Society was making some siiiuli -lu ml
cal experiment the other day ou Hi.
mantelshelf of hU office In Wu-uiUik't-ni.
lie had some crude p tmlciitii fr in ti
Texas well and was putting It throul.
various processes, more fur ntuUHviiieiit
than anything eise, w Inn he noticed
that tbe l.quld r.sultlng f r. in a ceital.i
"reaction" had a powerful udir. It
was too strong to he agreeable to the
nostrils, but he moistened a hit r
paper with the fluid, and, tvatlng It hi
front of his nose, perceived limniilhite
ly that the smell was that of mindul
wood oil. He had obtained, quite l.y
chance an artificial oil of Mimlnhvo x
Impure, It Is true, but easily sin
ceptlble of purification by refining.
The dlsirovery Is believed to be of
great value commercially, but Hr. Ihj
has loo uiucn scii-ntitic bus to-ss o-i
hand to bother with exploiting a sjn
thetlc perfume, and makes the world
welcome to his lu ky "llnd." Ii.n miucli
as the ell can be got frnm petrohum
In endless quantities at a very clie.ii
rate It Is Ilkely to drive the ordinary
sandalwood oil, which Is obtained by
dlvtlllatlon from the we, d, out of the
market.
The destructive white nut of Ind;n
and China, which devours nearly
erythlng snve metals, will not touch
sandalwood, and that In one rea-uin
w hy so much of It Is made tip In ennk
eta, boxes and similar urtl.-l.-s that
come from Asia. Most people un-
famllllar with the ngreeuhlo perfume
of boxes made from this material
Ho run Pygmy Animal.
A species of dwarf elephant need to
live on the bland of Mnlia and In vnr
lous parts of Italy. Judging from the
bones which remain, these niilmiiU,
about the size of a large sheep, were
somewhat numerous, A dwarf -li-phant
Is a rarity now and no longer forms a
distinct species, but is considered rath
er a "freak."
A very beautiful specie of pygmy
deer la found on the Hunda Inlands.
These Utile creatures are not much lnr
get- than a cat, but have all the points
of a "well bred" dier.
Among horses, Midland ponies are
the pygmies. The ordinary musk of
Central Africa Is a pigmy, or dwarf,
of only about twenty Inches In heigh!
at the shoulder and three feet In
length.
Newspaper In the Far North.
There Is only one newspaper which
Is published In tbe arctic circle, and
fhat la the Nourlannste, or Eastern
Htar, which is issued once a week at
Hlgerfjord, In the extreme north of
Norway. It Is written In the I.np lan
guage and Is a very small primt, con
sisting of only four page. Its con
tents are chiefly short articles on re
ligious subjects and Items of lo nl
news. The peculiarity of the little
paper Is that It Las no adverllhemeuls.
probably because the want of Its
readers are few and easily satisfied.
Ilerr Itudde I'opul-tr.
The popularity of Germany's railway
minister (Herr lSuildej Ii lllmlraterl by
tbe fact that nearly 20KK) luborlng
men bought his latest portrait a lltho-graph-eostlng
15 cent.
Itepnlo iot I'roli liilfiil.
The eating of snakes, llzai-dn, cor
plons, centipedes, tar:in!u!as mid other
reptiles Is p 0 libll'j.' by slutu c lu Ka:i
ffasw grm
if JF I U
1 i
a wnmrcWRllolEB SAYS
Mr.
Haiti
taf ountala
Mrs. Ilattie ha Fountain, Trca.
f I'hio, write frnm tialioii, th, a inllnaa: s
After mv first child wa born I sultered lor aevcr! month with bearing
dow n pains a.voriipanlcd by dreadful headache. I wa atrald my health ;
ruined tor lite, aud fell sery dow man about It. One day when a friend was.
visit. n mc he tolJ me of I'oruna and what It had done lor her when she suf I
fercd with irregular menstruation. My huahand prinurred a bottle the same ;
evening and I began to take It dally according to direction, ilefore tho Ural
bottle was used I was entirely well, and you certainly hate one grateful wo
man s blessing. I hat c al-o advised my friend to use it." !
MkS. MA1IIL LA lOlMAIN.
Secretary Woman's Stats Federation
Says: Pe-ru-na Does Mors
Thin Is Claimed for It." !
Mrs. Jilliu M, lit om ti. Secretary nil
lim Woman's Mute I Yderuti.iii o( t all
(oriiia, rites fr.un 1:11 ' filth St ,
l.os Angeles, t'ul., follows:
1 liuvc inner known any patent
medicine hich did what it prolensed
to do except I'enina. This remedy
docs mm h more than it claims, and
while I hae never ndvoateil any ined
ieine I b-el that it is but jimtice to
iak a nood word lor it l;ww I lum
found it to U- "in h a rare exception.
"I have known ncvernl women vho
acre little better than physical w rei k,
mothcr-i who ilrutvnl out a mUerahle,
painful existence, but were made well
ami tr.ti; through the uo of l'eruioi.
Well Informed.
Mrs. Knii ker In Mrs. Junes a well
informed woman?
Mrs. IVker Yes, indeed ; ln r co.,k
has lived with all the other families iu
tbe neighborhood .I larjier's Itauar.
I
Right Along
A good tMng lives and
Ukcs cn new lifo. and so
Th Wisdom of It.
"Mlciu-e iii a man give him a repu
tation for windoiu."
"Very properly; it indicate that the :
rniin has wiwloin rnout;li to know when
to keep his mouth uliut." liallimore
Herald.
BTT Onto, imis roi.no, i
l.ni as Col nit. j
FiS J. i MS-ev mskes osili Hist lis I the
srnior rir i.l tlm firm ol t. J I'Hraar tin.
doliix buslm-a. In I ho Illy ol Tuli-.lo, ( i.u.,1,
ml H:sl stori-u:d, inl disi sslil Urm will
ttissiim ot (INK jll?NiKKU liul.l.AKS l,,r ei. I,
snii every cue of (!stsrrli ttist rsiinut b cumj
ky the use ol IIaix s Catirhii Ct sc.
KKANk J I IIKNr.y
Bworn to t t.ire rn sn, sulirltieit in my
praeuc, thlssib ds ol Deceinlmr, . II. llwi.
(Bat
A. W. lll.KAWl.V,
Rotnni PuhUe.
Hall's Catarrh rnr Is tasen Internally and acts
olrectly on ths lil'iiil suit nuii-oiis mirlaeea uf
Uiesysteai. Hrel lnr ii ilm.inils, lrw,
. , r. J.I IIKNKY it CO., Toledo, O.
liaU's Vamlb; rills are tbe beiL
Htr Place.
Uolly What pliij-o ij.n-a Mrs. Itnuh
er hold in the 40u?
Kitty Oh, kIic's iiihj of tlm naughls.
lliiltimore American.
Bad Coughs
" I had a bad cough for six
weeks and could find no relief
until I tried Ayer's Cherry Pecto
ral. Only one-fourth of the bottle
cured me."
L. Hawn, Newington, Ont.
Neglected colds always
lead to something serious.
They run into chronic
bronchitis, pneumonia,
asthma, or consumption.
Don't wait, but take
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
just as soon asyourcough
begins. A few doses will
cure you then.
Thru slits i 25c, Mc, II. All 4rntlst.
Consult your dnelor. If h r. Inks II
than iii lis til,,. If lis tell you
to Inks It, II, .n don't ink. It, lis knows
Lull It llh I, I in v, ar ilni,,
J. C AVl'.H CO.. Lowll, Mssl.
SHE OWES HER
rrotective Home Circle and Catholic hadie.
I tune known of e&es ,f t-hroi-.i- ra
t.irtli which Were cured in aaleirt time
when a iIicii different rem
been ex!-rii!ii'Uted with and
In ha-1
i'.li,,iil
f.H-l rimilts. I n-e it In) m 11 when I
fn I ncrtoii and w.rit out, ami I have
atwavn fiitniil that (he ii-milt were iintsl
Miii.fa.toty." J t I.I A M. lli:)VN.
. HER GREAT FORTUNE
Wnman Ciwer) Frnm I if Jnnn
IIUMiau VS1US IIHlll kllH-iHUE I
Misery aid Made Happy
and Useful.
A wmiian confined to tbe limum , r
several years mult i hr.aiic iemaie
deraiigi-liilirt had filially given Up h-,'
ol lieing cured.
She had tril pliyiii ian after physic
ian, and remi-ly oiter remedy, with, utt
flood Advice.
Younjj l'hyiii ian !( it
tn determine the nature of
impihlej
the illM-ime, 1
what is the proi.tr thing to do'
old I'm tor Look wine and pay iioth
Ing.
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VETCH
SEEDS
Cans for Happlnea.
"Ob, look bat a pnlty kitten,
iniiminu!" exclaimed nmull Harry.
"Yes," replied his mother, "and,
jllKt ttiink, il never cries."
"Well, no wonder, " replied the
youngster. "It doeu't lmv its n. k
washed, Kxcliiiiigi
flso s Cure r a remsiiv ror roughs, eotd
and cunsuiiiption. Try it. frice & units,
v. Ul ll(KIRVS.
Clrcumatsncas Alter Case.
1 lie noys arc lliroHiiiy riluma at 11
poor peddler.
"Oiilrn genua!"
"Thiil's what I Ihink."
"Whose hos are liny?"
"Voiirs."
"ll, well, buy Hill b Jt
the children iy." ( ,inl, 't.
Mnttisrs
Mnlhsrs will ttlilt Mrs n,.l,.-'. .w..i.i...
'l!L".L'!l","", ""'"dy to use lor tli.ir vhllilrsi!
ISllllillif sssou
Unwelcome Advice.
Fortune Teller (to gaily dressed ejrl)
Your IiiihIiiiikI will l, a poor mun
UllleKN
Maiden (eagerly) I'i,,.m wlmt?
I'ortum, Teller "You dress i,.r,.
ecomiinii-ully iifu-r iinirriiiun limn v..
now ," I.nnd
HI Tit-llilH.
MIS " KiiflisnrasrsausiMia
l
, - - . iiih-oi ur. h n
J'r. II. il. kin,,, i i.i o.. 7. ! i'. """ i'"nss.
' - t M n,
I'lillsdwlolila, 1'
tttucallonal Idea.
"Ilnvn you (n urd , U,.Ht
tional item?" in.ke.1 lti,M
Mill
'No," replied WiWH, "what 1m if,'"
I hey hlivn jHt ili .-idi-d," Hlli(
l.ilKH, to rewrite ll, ,i.,., r in words
ol live syllable for IWon children "
i imiuU fv run. 1 m.i .
In tlrnst ha .
; f-'l Mi lIslM
Is.
La Km
LIFE TO PE-RU-MA.
any pnrimtiiciit Improveinenl ,
Iter treiilinent had eit her hiiluh,
who was K Hr mull, liundredK uf ,.
Inrs, They had bwll ohllgi'il In ,,.tly
tlu'inwlvi-s many eointori of hf in r,
der lo tf'-t liuMiey eiioiigli In py
pliyalcliins.
The woiiiitii bad Wmim vnak, n,.r.
vniis mid H reli'hed, and w urccly u),n
to keep out of lied. Her e iil,,.
were tii llj up iti'glccU-il mid tivi(t'l
lu'cminc "I the waul ( I a ninther'a fare.
Her bllnhliud biH'nllllllg ili"i-iilliijv,
Mini hrukell lliiwtl wllh OVeruutk.
I'h kinn up the pnHr iiiiii i,iy IS
hnppi'iied lo read un ilein whii li ,,,.
Iiiiin-d ttie liews that lr. 1 1 a i ituu,
wuiiW treat such i'ites lire u( (i,tlj ,v
teller. Him litiliiedlMlely vt r-l (lm
ilm lnr ilem rllilnit her ce, ami giving
him all her symptoms,
rdie sihiU teeeived a letter lelliiiW r
exui tly what In do, and M hat imdi.
i llieii and appliances In get. Mi,. ,,.
),Mii the treuttuelit (the prim Ipnl 1. 1,..
Iv heing I'erillia) at nine, mid It,
weeks she a as welt and strung niin,
iihln to ibi her own wink.
This nlfrf ol In Imino tieatmrtit q
wouieit Is stilt iill to all wtmjiiity
iir,-.l tho service uf this eiiiltimil phy.
sician. All letters applying br treat.
tiititltl be prmiiptly auKaentl, nj
lie held strictly j-nnlldeiilial .
M.. Annie lliilian, l'it l'a'ttlmiittis
id Yrmawe t'liUlli it ol M'-tt
( Wnimiii's llratich), writes fruiit S7J
highlit Avenue, New Ymk!
"Tlinn iiiniilliK aifn I u tr.mi,,
ilh bn kache and a triiiihlcmiinn h-si.
news almiil ihtf l.nmili, hlt-.-i
bronchi me tm tt l .r It as a ti nt,
less sleep , The dm tut said IHV Ili rVullS
y.lein was "iil ( ntder hut his pre.
ripliiius didn't savin to tvln-ve inn,
I was told that l'i runa was g !
I u t Mi ii up the iietViHI statein. A(.
t,-r ti.iiiif il Inr tttn iiitiiitits I kit.,, I.....
(hu, u (, j w.i t ,AY tUt it ,M,U
a in w wiiiintti id Hi". The tuitiiriiin
yiiiptoiit have alt dtnapprnrvd and I
l.el ii.) , ll again. IVriitia did me
in, .re (.-! than alt the ullu r liiediiini
I hat.. tk.i.." ANMK ll'IU.
MlM MilUlIO I'l'Mi ll,
Ijte t l.atl,
I .iutsiana. writes:
"I sincerely I. lu-lr that I'eiutia i
woiimti's best friend, tor il linn n it.uu.
ly been thai lo toe, I bad liad hnel
a tie., I -ai I. ii ln- and other lies ewiy
in, .nib f ,r a lohii tune, but shortly sf.
j t,.r t.-gan taking IViitna this w a
.1,,,.,, ,, ,i,ci ii.it and 1 lidtK e,..l
M j.oii la U fril,ful. I take a U tile
every upring and fall now, and Hut
keeps my healtlr pt rferl, and I certain
ty Bin In, -til robtixt now than t lists
lii l-lore and am weiiflilng more, I
do not think aiiVotie will be ili.dppliit.
e. in the results obtaiiied (roni tho iim
'( !' runa
MIS M t M I K Itttt HI..
If ji.ii do u.,1 .1. rue prompt n,t .at,
tifactoiy remilts ftuiu the tuv ol IVrit.
na, write at oiu- lo !r, Itaitman, iv.
nig a full stall metil of your caw, and
j lie w ill l' ph-awd lo give you bis 1 1
j able advbe gratis.
Addirss I r . Ilartinaii, lnidriit .,(
J T lie lUrtman Saiiitarlum, Cd(Hiih",
iihio.
I nns s Canadian V
Too Hut general have pitti l.a
loo, mm m t. uf html ..r i'i,l.,nla!i-.l.
tpntppr In M, i, .i. It 1 i-v i.U iil
that recognition in foutll Alma is nut
advancing rapidly.
The Old RstlUbta
St Jacobs Oil
Wr "t'1' along curlrf
Pains and Aches.
I'rlce S'i. mnd 00c
ALSO Al l. KINDS 01'
GRASS AND CLOVER SEED
Send for Autumn Catalog I tee.
Mann, the Seedman, ' Portland. Or.
OVID II j ICK ,, i l,s,(sin ll.l. S'
K"".lli I-..1HI, llrii't l.lt I't. U'S, wl lirsii",
t III , lo; N..111I1 Jt,1 I t tlir't l'i"...
Usui., il In , I mli Iu-imI I'hllliil l'l"
Hi...t iN-ams.s i, , i all ami slit., til
.l'.i, V .iiiiie Aitinrlra train ivi.srsi'-r. Mi
'!.. o,, ,i. Villi, s ln.,1 i Hi.-IWIil
"lii'l Mill. UUml.tV). Hrlteusfiir iflrs "
iIiiii Iii tlic iiisi-tilnprv Dm Wstsrson .Ms
n.iy Co.. lust o Ate r,.on St.. l-urtlsml. Or.
RELIANCE,
and still in J
s. 1 1
ine icaa-j
fCrWEs7'
Waterproof 0
Oiled Clothing
Slack or wclow
A I Tttwer U ItrtUMi, M. MA.
A
isiiSTr - 1
Liver Pills
That's what you need; some
ming to cure your biliousness,
and regulate your bowels. You
need Ayer's Pills. Vegetable;
tjcntiy laxative. tWf
MM
Want your moustache or beard
beautiful brown or rich black. Use
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE
nm its iimsinsnts s r titn.- ""I",'' "'
P. N, U.
4IV01.
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l niemliin in is pmu
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