The Oregon mist., July 24, 1903, Image 4

Tic Itch Fiend
That is Salt lilieutn, i r Ki'icma n
0 tli outward n an;festations of acruf
ula. It foniw in itching, burning, ooiirg,
drying, and scaling patches, on the fat,
head, hands, leyrs or body.
It cannot In cured by outward appli
rations l hp blood must he rid of ihe
impurity to which it ia due.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Has cured the most ersieti'itt n 1 diffi
cult rae. Accept no substitute for
Hood's no substitute acts like it.
Wife aivea Him Pie.
"I rather enjoy teinf without
hired girl." "Why to?" "Becauae
I can alwaya coax my wife to give me
pie for " breakfast." Philadelphia
i'lain Dealer.
Converting Him.
"I hoar there was some romance con
eeoted with your marriage?"
"Nothing romantic about it. Our re
ligious views differed, my wife main-
taining that the only hell there it ia
npou earth, and she married me to
prove it. Indianapolis Ban.
No Need of Protestation.
Tom Did she ask yon if aha were
Ihe only girl you ever loved?
Jack No she took it for granted.
6oinerviIle Journal.
IOO REWARD aiOO.
"rtereadi-raotthiiriet-er will be pleased to
learn 1 bat i&ere is al leat onedr,aded diteaee
that ftC.enre baa two able to cur im all lis
tieacs. aud that isceiarrb. HaU'iCatarth Cure
la ifte only r-muiTe cure known to tbe medical
tratrrnitr. Catarrh being a constitutional die
taae, rrqiitrca a cortitituilonal trratneut.
Hall's Caiarrli Cure is taken internally, acting
nirectly upon the blood and nineone aurfarra
a( tha TterjG. thereby dt-slrov-ing the founda
tion of the dmcate, and ets-ing the patient
Itrengtb by butl.tinr ud tbe eoustitnrou and
a-anting nature in fioitiar 1L work. Tbe pro
prietors bare so muvb faith la Its curative
powers, thai tru-y offer One Hundred Poller
lor any case thai It (a'.lt to core, bend for lial
ai testimonial. jl.Mress
F. J. CHfcXEY A CO, Toledo, O,
Bold by (imggiM. "V.
UaiiaJajiilur r--,u i
are tbe beat.
Just as Good.
Elderly Customer Have yon any
preparations that will eradicate wrin
kles? Conscientious Druggist No, ma'am,
bat we have a preparation that will fill
them up. Chicago Tribnne.
The Real Thing.
"How cultured and polished that
Mrs. K am mm a U."
"I know it. Whenever a person
lings anything ah always calls it ren
iering it, doesn't she?" Chicago
Kecord Herald.
A Permanent Cure.
Hodge You mean to say that Chris
tian science cured you?
Podge Sure!
Hodge Of appendictis?
Podge No. Of Christian Science.
Brooklyn Lite.
Piso's Cure !f a rood conch medicine.
It has cared coughs and colds for forty
years. At druggists, & cents.
Looking for a Chance.
Mrs. Gobang This paper says that a
Kansas man sold his wife for 1 8.
Gobang I wonder if it will ever be
my lack to run across a fellow who la
throwing money away? New York
Times.
Not Too Precipitate.
"Ah, Georgie, dear," abe said to th
duke, "why don't you go to pap to
day? Delays are dangerous, you know.
"Yes, I realize that," he replied,
"but I've only known yoa three) days
and these get-ricb-qaick schemes al
ways seem to be so risky." Chicago
Kecord-Hreald.
A Prize.
The editor of a weekly newspaper in
Australia offers himself aa prize to
the woman who writes the best essay
on tha duties of a wife.
TITO Permanently Cared.
No fits or nenooanees
riio
a(tr Orstdav'ufIr.Kline'lirelern
Itestfm-r. Kend for VmI2 trial hmtleand treatise.
Dr. K. B. KJlne, LuL.IUl Arih St-, Fbtiadelpbla, Fa
Asks No More.
Tom I can't help asking my fiance
occasionally why she loves me.
Dick Me, too. Mine aways gives
me a very satisfactory answer.
Tom That so? What does she say?
Dick Because. Philadelphia Public
Ledger.
Not Strikingly Noble.
"So your daughter is going to marry
a nobleman.
"Yes," answered Mr. Cumrox;
"he's enly a nobleman by profession.
Personally I must say he strikes me aa a
pretty common sort." Washington
Bur.
His Experience.
"Pa," said the boy, looking op from
his book, "what does a man'a 'better
half, mean?" "Usually, my on,"
replied his father from behind the
evening paper, "she meant exactly
what the says."
Ready for Easter.
Deacon Cobba William, If your
father sohuld Lava f 10 and some one
should give him $5, what would he
have?
William Nothing; but ma would
have a new hat. Chicago Newt.
Hair Falls
" I tried Ayer't Hair Vigor to
stop my hair from falling. One
half a bottle cured me."
J. C. Baxter, Braidwood, III.
Ayer's Hair Vigor is
certainly the most eco
nomical preparation of its
kind on the market. A
little of it goes a long way.
It doesn't take much of
it to stop falling of the
hair, make the hair grow,
and restore color to gray
nair. ti.t sterna. ,
It vour dm prist cannot sunnlv von.
end us one dollar and we win express
you a bottle. Be aura and rlye tbe name
of your aeaieet eioreas office, address,
llusband (angrily) I never taw a
iromaa a bard to please a yon are.
Wife (calmly) My dear, you forget
that I married you. -Chicago Dally
Newt.
Making progress: "Wlljama, have
you named the baby yet?" "Almost
We've got the two grandmothers to
agree to arbitrate the case." Chicago
Tribune.
Pati.nc Did von aar abe came
fmm ne-htlna- atock? Patrice-Yea; her
,a f.tw hath members
of church choirs In their early day.
Yonkers Statesman.
xie. nmm.,-n. tou think It was
an intentional alight on the part of
Mr. Newrich? Mrs. Park-Why. no.
mydear. 8b. hasn't been a lady long
enough to know how to be rude. -
puc
Z ..
" : ' 7 v- , i
are vou lost? Child No, sir. I know
my whereabout perfectly, but I pre
sume my father and mother would Ilk.
to be directed to where I am. Kansaa
City Independent
Th Owner Se here! You want to
handle that trunk more carefully! Th
Porter-Ill look out for It. atr. I know
a man who let on faU on hut toe last
montn. an ne am i om i " - i -
yet"-Town and Country.
To lta detriment: "On thing can be
said about our opera-houses," remark -
ed the Observer of Event and Things;
"too much attention seems to bare
been given to the acoustic properties of
the boiea." Youkera Statesman.
Salesman (recommending blue neck
tie with large pluk spots) But
wouldn't you like one like that? I'm painful, crawling movement down
selling a lot of them this year. Bar-j there on the slope, and I scrambled
castle Customer Indeed! Very clever ; down tbe allppery rocka to help a blink
of you, I'm sure. Harvard Lampoon. lng, creeping, much-surprised youth,
All day: "Her novel is not one of ; bleeding from a hundred cuts, up to
the ephemeral successes." "Indeed?" where hla clothea lay. He waa atlll
"Oh, yes.. It was published before 9 , too dazed to speak. When hla breath
o'clock In the morning, and was not i returned and hla eitra glasses were
completely forgotten until quite a bit perched again on bla noae, b said:
after 6 o'clock In the evenlug." Life.
"How Is your youngest daughter get
ting on with ber music?" "Splendid
ly," answered Mr. Cumrox; "her In
structor says that she plays Mozart In
a way that Mozart himself would
never have dreamed of." Washington
Star.
"How Is your daughter getting on
with her music?" Splendidly," an
swered Mrs. Cumrox; "she can go to
a classical concert ana ten eiacuj
where to applaud without watching
the rest of the audience." Washing
ton Star.
The Count (old enough to be a grand
father and after Miss Moneyton) I
haf asked your mamma and she glf
ber constTit and now I er Mis
Motieyt n I am so glad! But won't It
be funny to call you papa? Llppln
cott's Magazine.
A London clockmaker has placed the
fullowini notice In his window: "Tbe
h removed the '
misguided creature
thermometer from this door had better
return It. as It will be of no use where
i. -Mntr .s It onlv renters 123 de- I
greea." Answers.
Safety In numbers: Brannlgsn
Come borne, an' teck supper wld me,
Flannigan. Flannlgan Shure, It's past
yer supper time, now; yer wlfe'll be
mad as a batter. Brannlgan Tbaf a
Jlst it; she can't lick the two of us.
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
"I recall a remark that General
Grant made to me once at dinner,"
said boastful Woodby Gnft, "which
was most characteristic of the man."
"I think I can guess what it was,"
aald Pepprey. "What?" "Keep th.
change for yourself, my man." Phila
delphia Press.
"How wasteful of that gardener!"
murmured the star boarder as be bit
savagely but hopelessly at hit aspara
gus. "How la that?" asked the land
lady. "Why, If be bad let these atalka
grow one week longer be could hav.
sold them for telegraph polea." Bal
timore American.
Parson Johnson Ah wish de m ud
ders ob dis congregation would bring
deyr babies to church wlf dem. Nevah
mind bow young dey am, Jeaa bring
'em erlong. If dey am too young to
appreciate de significance ob de ser
vice, dey csn, at least, yell an' keep
de deacons awake! Puck.
The American Father: Ascum An
other baby, and a girl tbia time, eh?
How doea It make you feel to have a
daughter? Popley Great! One of the
first things you think about It is bow a
foreign nobleman will come courting
ber some day, and bow you'll turn him
down good and proper. Pbildelphla
Preaa.
A heavier loos: Hark! In tbe dark
watches of tbe nlgbt they could plain
ly bear footsteps In the kitchen. "Uui
glars!" be exclaimed, hastily covering
up his bead. "Ob, Henry!" algbed hi
wife; "I wish I had your faculty fot
looking at the bright side of things.
I'm sure It's that Brown woman try
ing to entice my cook away." Kansas
City Independent
Ingenuity's reward: "You say Bur
ton is leading a double life? I'm as
tonished. He's the last man In the
world I'd suspect of anything of that
kind. "Yes, his wife' In Europe, and
he has to stay down at the office near
ly every evening to copy with his own
hand the nice, gossipy letter bis type
writer bat written for him during th
day. He says it's a great scheme,
though." Ex. ,
Hla Idea of Ueneroalty.
"Did you turn that needy friend of
yours empty-handed from your door?"
'No," answered Mr. Kermudge. "I
didn't let blm go away empty-handed.
made out a statement of what be
owes me and told hlin bow much In
terest he'd save by paylu' cash."
Washington Star.
Cioeeip.
'Gossip," said Uncle Eben, '"minds
me a good deal of a shootln' match in
de atreet. De Innocent bystander la
Je' at ll'ble to git bit as anybody
else." Washington Star.
DANGEROUS SHOWER BATH.
Vls of Water Almost Drowned
Adventuroae Tooth.
A atory It told In the World1 Work
of a youth who, partly from Ignorance,
partly from a aplrlt of foolhardy fid
Tenture, put bit Ufa In jeopardy. 11
and hla companion were apendlng a
vacation In the Yoaemtte Valley, and
had been fishing for mountain trout
on the Ulllouette.
To-morrow," be aald, I ahall take
a shower bath under the 1,700-foot
f,n
"You are a fool!" aald bit compan
ion. "Not at all," cam th reply. "The
river It very low. What there 1 of It
turn to spray In th first buudred
feet; It will simply com down Ilk
rain. Why, you'd go under th Bridal
Veil yourself! Ouly that's prosaic.
This Is something big. Come on.
Not I."
But I was there to te. Th water,
he had aald. came down, a consld-
j ble part of It. lu rain and spray that
j out on the wind Incredible di.
! tanee. But to crawl down, dressed In
j - bathing -ult closer to th. main
atream that fall to the pool and upon
th rocks, with a murderous awlah In
to air nd a roar In th ears like a
j railway train, was daring to foolbardl
, neaa. At any moment a veering wind
; might awing the whole mass upon th
tall, slim figure backing tentatively on
all four down tha Jagged talus slope,
j hit eye glasses glinting cheerfully. A
I steady breeze kept the fall awung out
a little th other way, and the apray
: bUrgeoned out far up the other alop.
!Ti, roar waa deafeulng.
A ,t onoe the wlml ghlfted. Tht
j water twuug hack, aud lu a flash th
; human figure was blotted out lu a
deluge that turned me alck. For a
second, that seemed an hour, It play
ed ou the spot fiendishly. It seemed to
me, standing horrified there, and then
slowly It swept away.
And then there wa a movement, a
ine oceans reil upon m. Com
back to New England."
EMERSON'S TRUE PLACE.
"Share with Hawtborae and Po
Primacy of American Letter."
Emerson sharea with Hawthorne and
Poe the primacy of American letters.
Whitman must be counted with them
as an original force In poetry. Ula Im
agination had more volum and flow;
he had command, at hla best, of a tell
ing freshness and effectiveness of
phrase; but In power of organization,
in discernment of spiritual qualities,
he falls far below tbe Concord poet
For It la as a poet that Emerson must
be reckoned with; the limitations of
hla prose, the lack of order in his
thought, and of thorough and large
structure in hla style, are due to the
poet's method in dealing with bis sub
ject. He has enriched our literature
with a few poems of such directness
ot vision. "ch captivating simplicity
lKery. such ultimate felicity of
V". "t "ey 'u tay noia ot tne
imagination or remote generations.
of remote
He was not great in volume of emo
tion, In tidal force aud sweep of Im
agination. In that fullness of life which
comes to tbe poet whose genius Is
charged with elemental power as waa
Dante's and Shakspeare'a. He did not
look at Christianity with the fresh and
original Insight which he brought to
other subjects. He saw the disorder
of society, but he did not seem to real
ize the tremendous significance of sin
as moral evil. And although he said
striking and profound things alxnit
Christ, he failed to take the measure
of the dlvinest personalty In history
a failure due la part to the force of
the religious reaction In which be
lived, and In part to bis fundamental
view of life.
In spite of these limitations, he re
mains In many respects the finest
product of the old race In the new
world; the loftiest Interpreter of its
fundamental Idea and mission; one of
the deepest and noblest of Its teachers;
of a life so simple, so blameless, so
nobly polned between vision and tank
:bat to recall It Is to catch a glimpse
of the spiritual order of life, and to
believe in the dreams of the pure and
the great.-Hamilton Wright liable In
the Outlook.
MONKEYS WHO DINE AT A TABLE.
The New York zoological garden In
Bronx park boasts three very intel
ligent monkeys Dobong, Pretty Peg
gy and Polly who were caught by the
camera while enjoying a meal al fres
co, Their table manners may not be
of the best In tbe world, but they
have learned to use a fork and to
drink out of cups and mugs without
disgracing themselves or their tutors.
Curator Dltmar and Simian Keeper
Miles. The trio dine In public only
twice a week, on Saturdays and Sun
days, and on those days are watched
by admiring hundreds.
Not Wholly Frank.
"Can you sincerely say that you
never descended to hypocrisy?" asked
the man of severe standards.
"Well," answered Mr. Bllgglns, "I
must confess that I once sat and lis
tened to my daughter's commencement
essay and pretended to be as much en
tertained at If I were at a baseball
game." Washington Star.
lie Knew the Man
"What will my wife do If you tend
me to Jail?" pleaded the prisoner.
"I think she'll do better," returned
tbe Judge.
Tbe efficacy of the club hut never
been fairly estimated.
Ha ideal Woman's Medlclna.
So says Mrs. Josle Irwin, ol
32S So. College St., Nashville,
Tcnn., oi Lydia E. Pinkbam'i
Vegetable Compound.
Never In the history of medicine ha
th demaud for one particular remedy
for xenial disease rtuiUed that at
tained br Lytlla K. lMnkhiim'a
Veartiilile Compound, and never
during the lifetime of this wonderful
medicine baa the demand for it born
so great aa It is to-day.
From the Atlantic to the Paclfla,
and throughout the length and breailih
of this prcat continent come the glad
tidings of woman' sufferings relieved
by It, aud thousand upon thousand
of letters are pouring' In from grateful
women saying that It will and posi
tively does cure th. worst form of
female complaints,
Mr, riiikhnm lnrltMi nil wo
men who nro puzzled, nbout
their health to writ) her Ht Lynn.
Mawtii, for alvl. Siirh 'rr
apoiideiuce la seen by women ouli,
mad no clmrice I nuido.
Qcncva.
Only 33 per cent ot the inhabitants
of Geneva are natives of the city; 21
pre cent are Iiom other Swiss places,
and 47 per cent are foreigners.
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Honk, or l-ln.. Allv.mr il ,l,t.r en(
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KOl.I.M'I K to., IU)oiu I., t. antU-i.lar Wo. a.
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PORTLAND ACADEMY
A5E50USH A.VD CUSSm
KHOOL KJK BOYS AND um
Fits both f"r Kewtfrti f.iii.'rt-, rr,mrr al
l rtvfiLtutar ht tinlit-lt t, A twtli f"rir'. will,
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t-t.UtiYui. or tufaifttciif t!int
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Tobacco
Using A
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Circulars
ffajr torao"fTlr.
Poll HAND, OUZ
Ttitphone rVinJS-
TAPE
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A P worn Ifjbteen reel long- at
leant nam on tbe ecea alter mi lkn. to
CASt AKKTS. Tula lam aura ,aa cauJ mv
bed health for th past three rears 1 am till
Sale In- CaacareU, the only cathartic rurlur of
ouce by sensible people."
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neaaant. Palatal.i. fcumt Tale dona Do
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aWal
CIVIU WAR'S FIRST VOLUNTEER.
Mai. t a.rlee K. keo.t,ho ' ' L1,r'
ln al Waahlaaloo.
Th first volunteer for th Civil War
Is still living. H I lr- CUrm K.
lUnd. of Washlimton. l. C. rellrt-4
from acuv t'v
tic hy reasou of
troubles ouit
wounds received
nearly forty yvr
ago.
A certlllcats lu
the Capitol of New
York Mtate at Al
bany tltests the
priority of Dr.
Us mi's tender of
his services. Th
n. c. r. tarn certificate Is slgutsl
hy the Mayor and two protnlueut clll
teus of llatavU, N. Y., lo hy th
i.,.tv Clerk aud the Sheriff of Wetie-
s, County, statlug that lu lees than
10 minute after the call or rresiur.u
Lincoln. April 15, 111. for 7J.000 vol
unteer was taken trotn th wire th
name of Chartea K. Hand was eitrolh-J
a a soldier. Auiong all the war rec
ords at Washington the la none of an
earlier enlistment than that of lr.
ii,,ii.l a i,.l the honor has therefor
been given him hy common consent.
v..t ..nlr was Ir. Hautt tn nrsi toi-
uiitcer for the Civil War, hut he wa
alo the Brut soldier to win the Cou
greeatlonal medal of honor for dlstln
gulsbed gnlsutry In actitn. This event
,.i,rri at HlM.-khurn's Kord. Vs.. lu
less than Hire months after his enlist
ment. Ills command waa ordered to
retreat, and every man obeyed sav
young Hand, at the time but IS year
f .L.,v The rest of his battalion, num
bering 6tJ men. was swept In disorder
from th Held, but Ksua neiti nis
ground, notwithstanding th fact that
the Held was plowed by shot and shell
all about him. Th enemy dually ab
solutely refused to tlr at the boy.
standing bravely alone and shooting at
them as coolly as If he hsd a thousand
men at his back. Kami theu crept
acroas a deep ravine slid Joined the
comma ud of tieu. A. II. Itanium.
lr. Hand's patriotism and gallsutry
have becu recognized by two Govern
ors of the Stat of New York and by
tlir.-e I'rcs'dcata. He was twice per
sonally honortxl by President IJucolu.
New York remembered him with a
gold medal appropriately lncrlbed, and
the V nlted Smtrt goternuient ha pre-ai-ntnl
hi in with a plt lu the most
beautiful part of Arlington ceumery.
where, at the proper lime, the State uf
New York will erect a monument
worthy of the first man to offer his
service ss a volunteer during Ihe
great rebellion.
SIRAWBERRIES IN LESS FAVOR.
Uuclor Looking Aaksnc at Them
lookeil Ko.nl kicuiiai-l led.
In spite of the strawlierry's centu
ries of popuhirlty, It Is by no niennt
a wholesome fruit for everybody. It
Is not easily digested raw, slid doc
tors uaually forbid It to children un
der .
Its acUl is peculiarly unwholesome
for persons of rheumatic tendency,
and the fnill Is little leas thsu a poi
son to some couatltiMlous. The doc
tor books do not set down the straw
berry among the vegetable poliis,
but whnt U popularly known as straw
berry poison Is very common at the
spring season of the year, says the
New York Sun.
Mitrkixl cases of strawberry poison
ing are attended with fever, lassitude
and other disagreeable symptoms. In
some case tne race and body are
marked with large areas of strong
red. aiii,'tctltig at first scarlet ferer
These areas run lilt odd looking
patches, aud In some Instances become
almost purple.
The usual remedy Is to ult eating
strawberries, but sometime the pa
tlenta reniilro correcrtre niedlclm-s
Many who have had the disease, If
such It should be cslled, are able after
a cure to eat th berries In modem
tlon. Some, however, can never again
est so ninny as half a dozen stmwber
ries wun sarety. A lucsy rew con
tract a strong dlstaate for the berries
rt it aucn an atiaca, ana have no
climvulty In leaving them off their bill
of fare.
Borne, who cannot eat the straw
berry In lta natural condition, can eat
It cooked, and the. doctors recommend
tbe cooking of (bis and other berries
for children. In fact, the doctors are
hy no means so warm In their rec
ommendatlon of fruits In their natural
condition as they were a few years
ago, and tome have taken the attitude
that most fruits, especially when not
grown practically under the eye of the
conauiner, are more wholesome cooked
than raw.
Even the apple lias been attacked,
and many persons are advised to ent
baked apples rather than raw apples,
no matter how fresh and mellow. An
additional reason why cooked frtilts
are recommended lies In the fact that
o large a part of the fruit in the New
York murket Is sold after being from
a few days to many months in cold
storage.
What the Marriage wa Worth.
A little group was dleeinuiliig nuir
rlnge fee when one of them related
the following story: "A, young couple
callwl on t minister I Irjiew," until he,
"and were married. When It was over
the new-made husband said: i nm
Sfirry, but I have only $1 with me and
we need that to get home with.' 'That's
all right,' aald the minister. 'You come
around In one yenr and give me what
ever the Job seems worth to you,' The
groom snld he would do It, and they
went away." "Did h ever show up?"
"Yet, he came back in a year ntid In
sisted that the minuter pay hlin $.").'
Mwirteet or Itiril.
Kcamen generally believe thai the
frlyafe bird can start at duj break with
the truile wind fsom the coast or
Africa mid roowt the same iilght up,n
the AiiiitIciiii shore. Whether tliU Is
a foct bus not yi In-, n eonclualvglv
determlned, but It Is certain that this
bird la the swiftest of wIi;ki... eie.i
tures and Is able to fly, under favor
able conditions, 2J0 miles an Imiir.
Kvery one who thinks ho Is unlm-kv
can find something happenlu' every
dny to prove It.
Were you worth tlie pi-Ice to yoiu
uiolher she paid for you?
nr- nil II IS Mr
Hr-KII-NH BENEFIT 1 0 if U If
B S1W
Sy I). M. C. 0,
A wnslantly Increasing iinmbef ol
. L...I..I. .......rilx I'ertina lu lhair
pilVRiiinu. ......
reutilar prattle. , .
1 It baa proven lta ntrrlta o thorough,
ly that even tb tltK tort hav overcome
their prejudice agshul ao clll -JI
mliclnaand rctmuind U lo their
' patients. ,
I Advls Women to I's Ponirt.
Say Or. (lee.
i Dr. M. V. Ho 1 una ol th physl
dsns who en.l.iiMi IVrnna. In lttr
written Irom 61H Jone Hei
Jranclsco, fal., be
" rhere t a general obm-oil on th
part ol th r' tiling physician to ad-vm-at
tent medicines, but alien any
on nivtllcln cures htiiulreil ol peopl.
It demonstrate Us owu value ami one
not need th endorsement ol th pre l
aion.
"Peruna has performed so many
wonderful cure In San I ramlsvo thl
I am tonvliued that It I valuable
remedy. I ha fremicntlv advised
Its u fur women, as I find It Insures
regular snd painless menstruation,
ture leucorrhoe and ovarian troubles
nd bullda up th entire ytm.
I alio consider I. on ol th flnest ca
tarrh remedies I know ol. I heartily
endorse rotii medicine." M. C. tiee),
M. V.
Mr. K. T. tladdls. Marlon. N. C Is
onaol lr. llartttian's grateful patient.
Sh consulted him by letter, followed
his directions, and Is uow abl lo say
th following:
"Itefoi I comtiiauced to take reru
ns I cold nut do any hard work with
out enflerlng great pain. I took l'ru.
in. aud can sav with pleasure that It
has don
! medicine
itior tot m tliail any oilier
1 hav rr luken. Now I
.
am as well as ever; I do all my own jdleeae .l!llct one-Iislt ot lit popll
work aud it never hurls me at til. I j lb I'm 14 HI!.
If you do not derlv prompt and satisfactory rults from th us of I'.
rue. rite at oik to Or. Martman. giving a toll statement of your tmn and
h will b pleased lu give you M vaiuani ivsr gran.
Address Dr. Martman, iTesidsot ol
Ohio.
Limited Opporlenlty.
"Did you tall at Rosier' house?"
inquired th young doctor's wife,
"Ye, and I wish lie had sent lor me
sioner.
irarlous! Is h rionsly III?"
Quite th revreae. I'm afraid he'll
I all right again Iwfor I gel In a half
doaen visits.
Making Allewsnaes.
Dronsou I dou't eee why joasbotild
be so angry at tour son (or marrying.
W hav to make allowance (or tb
young you know.
Miinson Confound It, that' what
I'm kicking about! I not only hav to
make an allowance (,r bin , but now
I'll hav to make one lor hi wife, too.
Clvk Pride.
"I don't know what we re goin' to do,
about them two laadiu' rltuens," said j
llrtincho IU,b. 'They're baikln' for,
one another with all shooters Irom
uiornin' tilt night." "lias an Insult
paaw-d?" "No, it wasn't an Insult,
but m doubt ail as to which wae'
ii oldest Inhabitant, an' th'-y'r btb
deteriiiiiied to snttl tli tiirellon fur
good an' all.
(iUUD BLODlJi
SPEAKS FOR
You know when rich, red Motxl
in veins, tor it atiowu in the triKlnr9it
beauty and clrnrnc.i.i of the complexion
skin, and robust, healthy constitution.
thut impaitn sttcnth ami energy to
healtbfultirs-i agi tf,nr. (UhhI lUxxi
lo ix physically un l mentally sound It
I'cople with kjkI bltMxl posscsastrouif,
Steady ncrvc.t and ate bleat with P'xkI
apfctiti and digestion, ntxl enjoy
tound, refreshing alerp. If we could
always maintain the purity of the
blood tlicn we, iiiikIiI enjuy pcriiettml
health, but it lx-comrfl infactcl and
poisoned and motit of the ills that afflict
humanity and undermine the constitu
tion are caused by an impoverished
or polluted condition of this vital fluid.
When the blood is diseased the akin
loses its healthy appearance, ami the
complexion, its freshness and beauty
and becomes red ami rotiKh nnd full of
pimples and splotches. Itching, scaly
eruptions, blat khcads, boils and ranlies
break out upon the body when the
Hood is too poor or too thin nnd ncid,
and is not supplying- proper nourish
ment to the system. Debility, pint
appetite, bad digestion, rcsllcss sleep
and nervousness more often come from
sluggiHh, impure blood than nnv other
cause. To build up the blood, restore Its lost propertlct aud make It rich
ana nutritious again is the only rational treatment, nnd the proper way to
get nd of skin troubles. Tlicre is no remedy like S. S. 8. to accomplish thil
disappear, the appetite Improves, the complexion clears and you get rid of
those miserable depressing feelings and nervousness, and enjoy once more the
ZTu' Kl"" he,,h: S-s' S- U naturc, "'y forH Ul "J in tliH'
W,l.. my,,B"B w-l whatever, but is guaranteed purely vegetable.
desired C gC meli'", dvic or oll,cr MowMu
W 8WIFT SPCCtnC CO.. ATLANTA CA.
YOUR CHANCE IN LIFE
!-. Ti v - ""J'":1 Hint hits Imtn oflered to
I ' ) V" 1 '" "v,'fl"'k if- IVrliH.s you will
I r 1 "' '! ,,u""" "" ''". We lltyou priiclii'iilly
e n, ' """";'". "I"1 gelling yon a position when
i. , ; ,""r,1?r ",l,IKl"M ftr" ' ""Ployed. That's tho
' v' " v: 'V"""" " vr in d.iuht with our gni.lti-
lu"n "ow ""d wriu' u"
BEHNKn-WALKI-R BUSINESS COLLnQL;,
lta.ll...,t.... aa.. ..
the Uai,i wVi,.,1!, ,','! , ' '"l". V'r
oa.t, w -1, ,un-l.ae,l a, mac
t
AL II
ol San CrcnclMo,
think rmo I f ' niedl.-ln Im
womankind." Mr. K. T. (iaddli.
Woman r erlslly liable to .
vie ratal rh, lemal weakness as it ti
eommnnly rallinl,
I'ernna occupies unhU position I
nmlli-al vrlenc. It Is the only inter,
nsl systemallc mtatrlt reunxly known
to tli medical plofeeelon today. ('.
urrh.es every on will admit, I the
... - L. - I ftl, .1 1 L
eaoesi wi vii-hi u...-. nn
sttlict mankind. Catarrh and tatsrrl.sl
tbe llarlinsa aaurtum, voiumnus,
Th Meat Dentate Iwtl.
Th moet doll, at real Is iimje by
It sing on and of fine Ibresl ol glsee.
Tb alum to b weighed Is place. I at tli
trew eoa anu m uegrwn oi tne wiunii
of th thread utidr II I ntd. This
! ha to fc dtn unJr a laes whiih
niagtilflfs 100 lime.
Tb ureet warry.
W!ry Waggle Ar y luteiasted
In th cbalnle birfiie, Tlu,?
Tired Tim No; tb rblole dog la
lb only thing llisl wornrs n.e
Wtrld't Comic.
Could Mealto Tw.
"My th wy," said tb doctor, "th
president I talking shool lb 'fighting
virtues.' IVhal ai the?"
"Well," remled th profeeeur,
"there ar betievulenc and ran I Ion, for
instance. The ar always flglitii
ach oilier." Chit-ago Irlbiib.
What Me Mrrt4 O.
"Tom II ! Insula mtiried, yuu sr,
ot 1 10 wnk? That look ier
any
: how. W hat wa b working si"
"Nothing. It was th girl that wet
earning the 1 10."
ITSELF
is coursing thrmiRb.
:oursmg tbnmgh V ' V V
is .f the eye. the Xfl'tftK
, the smcxith, fair Vf,Wrj
It is good Mood '
It U iro.nl hl.xx!
the body ami keep it In a utate cl
is the foundation of gi health, and
must be kciit puie attd uutalntcd.
t ws in wretched beJth ray blood
WM ,n b4 order, mr gum being
very much nlceratwL I twtan the lu
era. a. a., an4 la a remarkably short
Urn tM sonoil ao4 wll. Mr PP
Ut tncrwajwl wronaarfuliy nd mt
food ard with me. I tblok II is
fine family medicine.
HKS. M. 1L DATlDtJOII.
Bockmeri, Oa.
Ver three year X had Tttr oa mt
hands. 1'art or th tlm thedleeee
waa In th form of running core,
vary painful and oaualn lue muck
dieootufort. Vour doetors said tb
Tetter bad progreeeett to far to b
cured, and they eould do nothing for
nie. Hook only three bottle of D I S.
nd wa completely eu red. This ws
fifteen year ago, and I hav nevsr
Ino seen any sign or toy old trouble.
atiUJ. L. B. JACKSON.
97 At. Paul St.. Xanaa Olty, Ka.
and It doet it promptly and thoroughly.
S. S. S. antitloteg and removes from toi
blood all poisons and humors, nnd restore
It to a normal, healthy condition, nnd In
vigorates aud tones up the gencrul health.
When rich, red Mood ia again flowing
thr,.til. ....... -II i.!L ....ft!...,
Thought U Dead?
We're Very Much Alive.
S. B. Ileadath and Liver Cur Still Do
ing Its (Ireat Work. S. I). Cough Syrup.
Everybody Take It. Everybody Like It.
AT AL.L, I)RUOOI8T
"' ll'lr tnwrller oil
- tallies lur our new wtiuul.