The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, May 22, 1903, Image 4

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    100 Doses
For One Dollar
Economy in medicine must t
'measured by two things cost and
effect. It cannot bo measured by
either alone. It is greatest in that
medicine that docs the most for
the money that radically and per
manently cures at the least ex
pense. That medicine is
Hood's Sarsaparilla
It pTrriQcs and enriches tho blood,
cures pimples, eczema and all
eruptions, tired, languid feelings,
loss of appetite and general debility.
"I hive taken Hood's Sarssparills and
found It reliable and giving perfect satisfac
tion. It taken away that tired fooling, give
nergr and puts the blood In good condition.
Mils Ermi Counts Att 10th Street, N. W,
Washington, D. C.
Hood' Sarsaparilla promises t
cur and Reaps the promise.
Pollcim In Various Cities.
The proportion of policemen to pop-.
illation is one to 307 in Paris: one tc
408 in "London, and one to 4iS in New
York City.
Overworked.
"Yes." remarked the sawmill -own
er,' "we're so busy now we have tc:
keep our plant running day audi
niRht."
"Why," returned the visitor, i
thought this was your dull season."
"Well, it Is usually, but we've sot
a rush of orders f om the breakfast
food companies." X. Y. Times.
Serious Fun.
Comedian The public doesn't ap
preciate my jokes. Isn't it funny.
Soubrette Yes. Almost as funny
as the jokes. Chicago American.
Dominion'! Artillery Poor.
Lord Pundonald, head of the Canada
militia forces, says the artilleiy o( the
Dominion is fit only for scrap iron.
Strength Needed.
"I don't sea why officers in the army
hoald be required to be strong. They
don't have to do any lifting."
"No, bat they have to carry go ninay
medals."
denius Indeed.
Ids Mabel is a genius.
May In what way?
Ida Why, she never throws any
thin? awav. When her blai k gloves
got too old ahe cut them up and made
beauty spots.
No Delay.
Mamma, on hearing that her Bister
had received a new little girl, Eaid to
Lillian, ber little daughter:
"Lillian, auntie has a new baby,
and now mamma ia the baby's aunt,
papa is ths baby's unci?, and you are
her little cousin."
"Well," said Lillian, "wasn't that
arranged quick!" Little Chronicle.
Always the Mode.
"Yon don't care math for display?"
"Sot much," replied the very weal
thy man.
"Yet there is soma satisfaction in
not being wholly out of style."
"That is the point precisely. The
things that money buys goes out ol
fashion in a very few mouth; but the
money itself becomes more stylish every
eentury." Washington Star.
Grand Welcome.
"What ia all that hilarity up in the
big apartment house?''
"Fire."
"I don't see why the people should
be hilarious over a fire."
"Yea, it's the first fire they've had
in the furnace since November."
Wolves Paid for Heifer.
A ranchman in Natrona county,
Wyo., had a heifer killed by wolves.
To get even with the latter, he placed
Irychnine on the heifer's rarcass.
Within a few days he found eight dead
wolves and one coyote beside the re
mains. The heifer was worth only $25,
and the wolves and coyote will return
to the ranchman something like 200
in bounty and sale of skins.
Death Months.
"Death months" are March and
April for adults, and July and August
for children under five years of age, ac
cording to the statittics of the twelfth
census.
On a Qolden Plate.
Preeident Eoo eve't recently received
an invitation on a gold plate. It was
not political, bat it asked him to attend
the miniDg conjre a ii Lead, 8, D.,
next September. The plate was not big
enough to eat a dinner from, as it
measured two and three-fonrths bv five
inches, but it was large enough to show
what kind of gold the B,ack Hills pro
duce. Oold Production.
The estimated production of gold in
1902 was $H0,853 070 and of silver
$31,040,025.
" I suffered terribly and wis ex
tremely weak for li years. The
doctors said my blood was all
turning to water. At last I tried
Ayer's Sarsaparilla, and was soon
. . . . i. . ! ,,
soon L
,Ct. I
icciing an rigor again.
Mrs. J. W. Fiala, Hadlyme
No matter how long you
have been ill, nor how
poorly you may be today,
Ayers Sarsaparilla is the
best medicine you can
take for purifying and en
riching the blood.
Don't doubt it, put your
whole trust in it, throw
away everything else.
lists fastis. All SragrtsU.
Ask your doctor srlist he thinks of Ayer's
Sareaparllla. He kuowaall shout litis sran
ei faanlr medlrlne. Follow Lis aeries and
e will be ssUeSea.
t. C. ATS Co., Lowell, Hats.
"l"",',l''MM'"r'TT'M'"M OLD COSCOHD SCUOOL BOISE.
kfclililAAAAAif lt
fTTTTTTTTT TTTTT
I
OLD
i FAVORITES i
Little Orphan Anal.
Little Orphant Annie's com to our house
to stay,
An' wash the cups an' saucers up, an'
brush the crumbs away,
Au' shoo the chlckcu oft the porch, an
dust the hearth an' sweep,
Au' make the fire, an' bake the bread, an'
earn her board an' keep;
An' all us other children, when the sup
per things is done.
We set around the kitchen fire an' has
the most est fun
A'lUt'nlu' to the witch tales 'at Annie
tells about,
An' lb gobble-un 'at (Its yon
Efyou .
Don't
Watch
Out!
Onct they was a little boy wouldn't say
his prayers.
An' hen he went to bd at m-ht, away
upstairs.
His Mammy heered him holler, an' hia
Daddy heered him bawl.
An
when they turnt the kivrers down,
he wan't there at all!
they necked him in the rafter room.
An
an' cubbyhole an' press.
An' sreked him up the chluibly-flue, an'
ever where. I guess;
Rut
all they ever found was
thlit his
pants an' roundabout,
the gobble-uns '11 git you
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!
An'
An'
one time a
an' grin,
make fun
blood an'
little girl 'ud alius laugh
An
of ever'one
an' all her
kin;
An' onct, when they was "company,"
an' ole folks was there.
She mocked 'em an' shocked 'em, an'
turnt to run an' hide.
They was two great big Black Things
a-statiJin' by her side,
An' they snatched her through the ceilln'
'fore she knowed whnt she's about.
An' the gobble-uns '11 git you
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Outl
An' little Orphant Annie says, when the
blase ia blue.
An' the lamp wick splutters, an the wind
goes woo-oo!
An' you hear the crickets quit, an' the
moon is gray.
An' the lightniu' bugs in dew Is all
quenched away.
You better mind yer parents, an yer
teachers, fond an' dear.
An' churlsh them 'at loTes you. an' dry
the orphant's tear.
An' he'p the pore an' needy ones 'at clus
ters all about,
Er the gobble-mis 'II git you
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!
James Whltcomb Riley.
One Pay Nearer Home.
O'er the bills the sun Is setting,
And the ere Is drawing on;
Slowly drops the gentle twilight,
For another day is gone.
Gone for aye Its race is over,
Soon the darker shades will come)
Still, 'tis sweet to know at even,
We are one day nearer home.
"One dny nearer," sings the seaman.
As be glides the waters o'er.
While the liirht is softly dying,
On his distant native shore.
Thns the Christian on life's ocean.
As his light boat cats the foam.
In the evening cries with rapture,
"I am one day nearer home."
Worn and weary, oft the pilgrim
Hails the getting of the sun;
For the gosl is one day nearer.
And bis Journey nearly done.
Thns we fee when, o'er life's desert.
Heart and tandul sore we roam,
As the twilight gntbers o'er us,
We are one day nearer home.
Nearer home! Yes. one day nearer
To our Father's bouse on high
To the green fie Id and the fountains
Of the lands beyond the sky,
For the heavens grow brighter o'er as.
And the lamps bang in the dome,
And our tents are pitched still clorer.
For we're one d;iy nearer home.
Iter. IJenj. H. Hunt
OLD PENNSYLVANIA SCHOOLHOUSE
TO BE A RELIC MUSEUM,
The Site and ltellc Society of Ger
mantown, Fa., has decided to establish
a museum In the old Concord school,
house. The building la on historic
ground adjoining that on which are
buried the victims of the battle of Her
mantonn. The old schoolhouse will be filled with
relics of the revolution. The move
ment that led to the founding of the
museum started in an exhibition held
lust XoveuibiT In the tiermantown
academy. The curious relics gathered
then made the need of a permanent
building evident.
HlHjrtinjr Xewe.
"Let rue see, wasn't It Longfellow
w ho wrote nlwut that old mill at .New
port?" said the long-haired man.
"Say, you're mixed, old man," re
plied the gent In the loud suit, "Long
fellow was the horse that won the
handicap onect. Anyway, f never
heard of a mill belli' pulled off at New
port." Philadelphia f'resa.
Much of the spring poetry written Is
not necessarily for publication, but as
a (tun rarity of good fnilli.
.Men are too much inclined to accept
a pretty woman at her face value.
Wit9 t! A
Mr wt.
lAi Mfi
mi wmi
I K 7 W .. V,'S . i 3 .'
v ' hum
Plcaaure Once.
"That is a handsome couple," said
the observer on the frozen lake.
"Yes. they are married,'' remarked
the modern Sherlock.
"How do you know."
"I notice he frowns every time he
has to buckle her skated on."
Making a Noise.
"What do you mean by accepting a
callow youth like Jack who's just out
o fcollege? Why. he'll never make a
noise in the world!" f
"Oh," said Mabel, "you just ought to
hear him give his cute college yell and
you wouldn't think so!" Baltimore
Herald.
Not Superstitious.
"I am afraid you are superstitious."
"Deed I isn'," said Mr. Erastus
Pinkley; "some folks is a-akyaUt ol
glioses an' all kin's of critters; but as
long as I has a rabbit's paw in my
pocket I feels puflckly safe." Wash
ington Star.
Diffident.
Mistress (sternly I How Is it. Mary,
that I never hear a sound In the kitch
en when you are entertaining that
man?
Mary (archly) Please, ma'am, you
see. the poor fellow Is that bashful for
the present that he does nothing but
eat. Smart Set.
Poor Hubby.
Husband Where do you want to go
on a vacation?
Wife Oh, anywhere that's expen
sive and restlerfs. Life.
During Spring Flood Time.
Teacher Can you tell me where
the Mississippi river rUcs, Johnnie?
Johnnie Along its entire length,
Ma'am. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Easily Explained.
Stnbb Why Is It more women can
not discover the "secret of success"?
Penn Oh, because when It reaches
them It Is no secret.
Away Behind the Times.
Goose quill pens and drying pow
ders are still used In Knglixh law
courts and the House of Lords and In
the French Chamber of Deputies.
m
wm.
disagreeable:
REFLECTIONS
The mirror never flatters: it tells
to-nth, no matter how much it may hurt the
pride or how humiliating and disagreeable
the reflections. A red, rough skin
beauty, and blackheads, blotches and pimples
are ruinous to the complexion, and no wonder such
desperate efforts are made to hide these blemishes, and
cover over the defects, and some never stop to consider
the danger in skin foods, face lotions, soaps, salves
and powders, but apply them vigorously and often with
out regard to consequences, and many complexions
are ruined by the chemicals and poisons contained la these cosmetics.
Skin diseases are due to internal causes, to humors and poisons ia the
blood, awl to attempt a cure by exter
nal treatment is an endless, hopeless
task. Some simple wash or ointment
is often beneficial when the skin is
much inflamed or itches, but you can't
depend upon local remedies for perma
nent relief, for the blood is continually
throwing off impurities which irritate
and clog the glands and pores of
the skin, and as long as the blood re
mains unhealthy, just so long will the
eruptions last. To effectually and per
manently cure skin troubles the blood
must be purified and the system
thoroughly cleansed and built up, and
S. S. S., the well known blood purifier
and tonic, is acknowledged superior to
all other remedies fur this purpose. It
is the only guaranteed strictly vegeta
ble blood remedy. It never deranges
the system or impairs the digestion
like Potash and Arsenic and drugs of this character, but aids in the digestion
and assimilation of food and improves the appetite. Being a blood purifier
If you bave any skin trouble send for our free book, "The Skin and Itl
Diseases." No charge for medical advice. Write us about your case.
THE SWIFT SPCCiFiG CO., ATLANTA, GAm
i Beautiful Young Sosisty
Woman's letter.
Sr. Pii'i., MiXN.l
Ml Wiiluslm St. I
lr. Ifnrtiuuii, t'uliimbui, (.,
IK'nr Sir:
"I to ik Peruna List sum
nor whsn I waiall rundown,
an J had a he.idn.hj and b.-Kk-a;
tie, ant no ambition f r
anyth'nr. I now fe;l a well
at I ever did Ii all my life,
anJ all thanks Is due to your
excellent Peruna." Bess I".
Mealy.
'rile aymptoni of summer ca
tnrrh ai quilo unlike in ditl'enMH
i-UHe-, bill I tie imrt coiimiott one
Are general lii-Mtude, pl;iyed out,
tired-out, urd'iii, run-dnwu
t'wliiigs, I'oinliined with nunv or I
le.-!i heavy, stuiiid, lille--, liicnl-
al condition. Uchii I'or tnA
uml the ability to digest loit
seems tt 1 lo-,t.
Skin eruption, tallow coni
ilcmu, liilniu-ne. coat-d
tongue, tit fill, ii regnliir sleep,
help to complete the lmtiire
nluch is so coiiimou ut tin?
ea-on.
1'eniita so ei.-ictly meets all
tliei-e conditions tli.il the dvniund
i.s so reat lor this iTiiieily at ttiis
sea-ou ot tiie year that it i iu-iii--ly
ilnposvii-le to simply ii.
It ynil donoi iv eivt-pi-oinpt and
ati-iai-tiM-y n-s-ilts tioni tlie ue
ot i'etuiia, 'write at once to I'r.
Ilartnian, Kv'"g " staicineut
ol your cu-e. and he will le pleas,
ed'lo give you his valuubK- advice
gratis.
Aliir'ss Pr. Hiirtnian, rrci
denl ol The llurtinun Smulnmitn
t'uluiubus, Ohio.
No Convictions Vet.
There are arrest enoi'gh ol "get rich
' quick" promoters of Indlitig si liemes,
j hot how many o( these present Caglioa
tros and (.'ananovaa wear the (tripes
and serve out terms in prison ohii h
ought to be their portion? New York
Tribune.
One of Many.
Hess Young L'alluhoy is an excep
tionally gocd talker, isn't he?
Nell Yes, he's a good talker all
right enough, hut he has au inive.li
uient in his thoughts.
fertDenotinr Curat So Rr er otrrottsiKSB
FIIO elior nrtl Iti'i nrir Mia'i,rt NsrfS
Sertunr. So4 tor fit K K t J.OOinaJ I- n o.l lust
we. Us.au Eiisi.UJ. kUiitl:KrliilJoltlue.
As It Should Be.
Et. Valentine lost his head in the
Claudian persecution, 271) A. !. Kver
'since then men who have hat their
I heads have considered St. Valentine's
jday s most suitable occasion upon
I which to tender appeals to the ladies
i responsible (or their lo;ee. This
aeenia reasonable.
Modern Warfare.
Bess What would you do If you
were in my ahoes?
Tesa We:l, I think It would Wi me
to go to the ahoernsker and have them
cut down to my size.
Toa Can Get Allen's Foot Ease TRT.t.
W rite Allen S. Olmsted. tR..y, N. V., for a
free ssnij.le of Allen's r oot Kase. It cures chll
blslns, sweellnir. dernn, swollen, arhtna Wl.
It makes new or llrh t shoes ry. A i-i,risin
cure tor Corns sn.i llunions All drug-ifUU kII
tt. Uoc. lon'l screpl any substitute.
Forever at Mint.
Newitt- Funny! I always associate
your wife with a certain episode in my
own lite. There's Just one thing she
always reminds me of "
1 1 en peck I wish I cuuld say that.
There's s lot of things ahe always re
minds me of. Philadelphia Presa.
A Possible Obstacle.
Clara Of course you will be at
church Kariter morning?
Alice Yes, unless the cook wants
to go. Detroit Free Press.
the"
is fatal to
h, i
CsrtersTllle, Oa R. B. No. li.
I suffered for a number of year
with a severe Nettle-rash,
About twelve years sro I started
using- 8. S 8., and after taking- tbree
bottlea I felt myself eured and have
since taken a bottle occesionally,
and had little or no trouble alons
that line. My seneral health has
been better since. I reoommenit
8. H. B. as a sood blood xnadlolne aud
all round tonic, Yours truly,
Mr. M. I. PITTAED.
Borne two year aso I suffered a
a-t-est deal, caused on account of bad
blood. t)ni all rash or olmples broke
out over my body and kopt getting
worse day by day for over a year,
Seeing- H. H. B. advertised tn the pa
pers and having: heard also it had
cured several people in tills city,
concluded to give it a fair trial.
After using-the mediolne for some
time, taking- lu all six bottle, I wag
entirely cured.
EDWARD O. LONO,
1030 Cley Street, Faducab, Ky,
ana tonic combined, the humors ana poi
sons are counteracted and the blood made
rich and pure, and at the same time the
general health and system is rapidly built
up and good health is established, and
this, after all, is the secret of a smooth,
soft skin and beautiful complexion.
PRAIRIE CAVERN IN OKLAHOMA.
lntereetlns Hole Where Unch rreeka
of Nature onlln' sniiei-i.
At a 1hiI eleven uille aotilhenta of
this place In the level prairie i "
Is au opening about forty fft In dliiiu
eter and sixty In deplh, saya the Okln
ImitiH Bttito Capitol. Ily tfllngln. to lt
rocky and precipitous walls a kmoii
may descend to lb bottom and there
II nd the openings to two caves, one
leading westward and the other to the
east. For years this cave has hi
j knowu aa Hock Prairie csve. It la c
of the most strlklutt natural curiosities
i In the Chickasaw nation. Tho caves
are of unknown length and through
one rushes a utiterrHiienn stream of
great depth in places una Icy coldness.
1 Kxplorlng parties have venlurcd Into
' these lubyrltilhs for hundrwU of yards,
' but the danger of becMiuIng lost baa
'prevented s thorough exsitilnnllon of
the underground passages.
I The cave leading westward Is imsli-t
of access and contain a number "f
spacious chamber. The room I about
,"0 feet stiuare and BO feet from the
floor to the celling. The floor is ob
structed Willi huge bowlder. The
darknwa and stlilnes are linens. Pic
nic parties sometimes go there, mitt,
with a largo bowlder for a table, in!
their luncheon In the glare of torches
that cast uncanny shadow along the
massive walls.
1 Timid persons hesitate III venturing
Into the depth of the eastern rave.
The passage stunt downward at an
angle that compel th explorer to
i-rnwl and slip and slide for nearly HM
feet before reaching a spot where
person may stand upright and walk
safely. From the darkties echoes
the sound of rushing 'water, which
later Is found to be a stream which
run from 8 to 30 feet 111 width and
from tl Inches lo many feet In depth.
Men have wsdctl lu the stream until
the water reached their cblns and I ben
' gone In a boat to point where they
were unable to touch bottom with the
longest oar. A farmer carried his
, boat Into the care scvernl years ago to
' follow the stream to the end. At a
depth estimated to be ) feet below
; the surface of the ground I a natural
j bridge formed by a huge stone that fell
across the stream. The water plunge
underneath this bridge like a mill race.
. A boat can be pulled over the bridge.
j however, and launched on the other
side. About l'l feet below the bridge
the stream widen Into n lunad, deep
pool, with a high, vaulted roof. It. au
tlful stalagmites and stalactites nd to
this chamber. Two hundrl feet b low
this pool (he passage Is dMIbult. Il
, Is claimed that this cave ha bien ex
i plorid for a mile.
I The stream Is believed to II lid Its out
let at a spring about three utiles .'Mill
the entrance to the cave. The spilug
Is of great size and volume ami (lows
with remarkable swiftness, lu 111
rainy season the spring bolls ami
guslnn as If rhoknl wtlh a tl nd of
water that pours from Its mouth. The
stream In ICock Prairie cave rises when
there I s heavy rainfall In the sur
rounding country mid the Incrcasul
flow of both spring and mr aint at
such time Is taken ns evidence thai
tin y are cuniicctrd.
Uosisleil .Mints Itnre.
"A good part of the dyspepsia (loll
prevaibi in America." said tlie cln-r of
'an exclusive hotel to n Phlliidelpliin
J Itecord welter, "Is due lo the custom
of baking Instead of roasting meats
I We say we roast our meals W e talk
glibly of 'roast beef.' Tolst chicken
and so on; Inn w hat sh .uM say Is
j 'baked beef and 'baked chicken,' for
juiiyihltig ci like. 1 lu an oven Is baked
not roiisti d. We don't talk of ronsi
bread, do we? Yet we cook our meat
lu the oven ns our bread Is coolo-d
"To roast meat y ii must cook II
.on a spl( tiefore the (Ire. You must
turn It constantly. Lvery little whtli
j j nil must baste It. It Is hard to roast
( meat. Hut meat masted Is In every
I way better thnri meat baked. It Is
tenderer, sweeter and more digestible.
Also Its' appcarntice Is more nppetic
I lug. anil the appearance of n viand
has a tremendous effect on lis digest
Ibllity.
"Experiment - actual experiment .
has shown Hint the sight of an appe
tizing dl-li stuns the gastric Juice to
(lowing instantly, ami Unit such a dish
digesis much more quickly and ilmr
oughly than nn unappetizing one. Al
together we ought to go hack lo II, e
genuine roasting process of our an
cesium, nnil our health would Improve
ii nil (here would be less talk about
vegetarianism.
"Of course I and nil good ehefs ac
hinlly roast meat. Hut roasting Is
with (he average cook In (1P nvernge
American household au unknown
process."
l-es anil Iteil Clotrr.
Belcct atrulu of Italian beea work
under certain clrcuiiistnucea on the '
blossom of common red clover, partic
ularly of the second crop, the eoiolbig
of tho latter being shorter than those
of the first crop, at least lu in., si crises.
Carnlolan bee also work on these lilos
soma. Had the same care been l,o
stowed upon the Ciirnloliin race In IS
way of selection of breeding material
during the past forty yenm that has
been given to the Kalian race no doubt
select atrnln might now exist which
would work to a greater extent on red
clover than the best bred Italians
The longest tongue! honoybe,..
however, are the Cyprian race, ami
these work the most freely on
ver under uch conditions aa any hies
will work on this plant. All ,.y
bee whenever aeen working r,n 1,1,,,.
soma are dlMrlbiillng pollen, 0f course
and efreclliig the pollination of th,. pj.!
til. Yet the main pollinators of rod
clover are still wild bees, i-Hpi-chilly
those of the genu bomliiis, the c.;,
mon bumblebee.
l:lectrlclly anil Vital Antlon.
Dr. Loch aaya electricity Is u', lm
derlylng cause of vital action i,i 1...
. 111.'
baa not aa yet made a fair demolish-1.
tlon of It.
If a fool possesaea (act and iiHKur
nee he will distance the wise guy ivlm
possesses neither.
Home men' Idea of a brilliant leader
la a partner who leads trumps oppl)r
I utility
A woman's bravery always crops oul
when she has a mouse lu a trap.
a...L.ii.i University tl Planned.
lli.hnp MelaK ' M''''
.. , , . l. I.... utile ted t 10 Sid
plBC(ptll CII1IICII, '- - ,
of I'lorpont Morgan lu Iho -". on t.
. . . . i . . ,, I (i v at
the proporetl American t j -
Washington. It I said that Mr.
Morgan view the project with lavor.
Al'alta Seed from Hussla.
tl. H. Mann, ol Portland, Oregon,
ha received from the Itussian govern,
nimit a quantity ' the famous I '"
stun alfalfa need. al 'il"" '
port more, a U farmers and slock
...... ..( iir.,ni mid the Northwest !
come acquainted wilh the great pro
ductiveness and spienui'i iw "
this alfalfa. Thoi' Inleiestisi snono
address Mr. Mann at hi Portland
store, IriH Front Street.
Th llmely Out k.
"When to Imw ami when not to h
I the question now agitating lUigltsh
society, I see."
"Ye," said t'in pugilist, "an It a
mighty Important question, too, you
hear me."- Hrooklyu Fagle
'I'ttM k !.,n k,,l kli.-liim Kind" of sIoim
Xi-e. .. i-lt aii siol co. i-.-im,....-I slot si
lj I Ii-SO) N HI SI S'lCO
With True I cmlnln Aim.
rjho-I killed two liird with "lie
stone yesterday.
lie Indeed' 1 silppote you uire-s n
St S dog?'
for bronchial Iroutdes try I'lso's fur
for t tuniiinpiioo. It is a good rougli
nietlictiis. At ilrogitlsts, pro s ;.i mie.
tnavallabi.
I'l.t.it M,tr,-hant Yes. sir. I want
new bookkeeper, but you won't do.
Applicant .nay I asa woyi
t'lose Merchant Yon ' thl a
a billiard ball, sir. A uisn with no
hair to wipe hie pen on will rust out
whole box every week. Nw York
Wekly.
tiitrsitt -tistiT ii t'B:
locsl ati!traitns. ss llirf rantml wti tl
! .., 1 la en y one
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tluiislrriu-!.. lOi's lseeus"lt) anie. I
n.i.ir.l r,.nO n l.-tt l His .!. I is (l'e
Kii.isi-biaa luist. Wliull lies !' In
Diii"l ! lumUiliis "Hio-4 H''!"
(-. I te-'H.. "'t .ll'-n II rnlii". r '"-""I
il.-u,.s is iii issitii, ami hii.s i i.s luimrnin.
ll.oi no Ve tski-ii oil si,. I litis i "i'-' ' " "
Itan.omsl i-.militiitu. Iiesll' III "l'l'"T'l
keii 'Mionsi el I ai t .Kl l-t
raiattli. olilih Is in t l" so 111IIS1U--I ,
comliiixnel the ni- "S --i'"t ;
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reset I lira 1 ss a. I l tslaithl II si t-.,l
I...1 1., eni-r J li llau i aiaria 1 uts. aeua hi
""'""""r 1 fiiKsg, tio.,1-40
Selit by triti.s. !
Hail's fa-tt lly l-ills are the heat.
tlosernmcnt ttrscrts ol hclnJrcr.
The government herd nl reiriili-s r In
Ala, which is riei le. in the future
to supply food and draft annuals for
the natives. iiuinU-rs lu.noii, and is to
tw lin f s-' il by another thousand now
emitraetid lot in ril-il.
tlUCFSON MACHINERY OO.
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f ool of MwrlMi Msrt. IVftUnJ.
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PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD
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10 CENTS.
HEADACHES.
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hiifihi (tj,.,, uvuutni-t Uil
htin.tsijt rum ' to li.
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VVlSLi Dentists.
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