The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, January 02, 1903, Image 4

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    THE OLD FOLKS AT HOME
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Are Never Without Peruna in the House for
Catarrhal Diseases.
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MR. AND MRS. J. a ATKINSON, INDEPENDENCE, MO.
Under data of January 10, 1S97, Dr.
Hartman received the following letter:
"My wife bad been suffering from a
complication of disease for the past 25
years.
"Her case had baffled the skill of
some of the most noted physicians.
On of her worst troubles was chronic
constipation of several years' standing.
"She also was passing -through that
most critical period in the life of a
woman change of life. In Jane,
1895, 1 wrote to yon about her case.
Yoo advised a course of Fernna and
Manalin, which we at once commented,
and have to say it completely cared
her. She firmly believes that she
would hav been dead enly for those
wonderful remedies.
"About the same time I wrote yon
about my own case of catarrh, which
had been of 25 years' standing. At
times I was almost past going. I com
menced to use Pernna according to your
instructions and continued its use foi
boot a year, and it baa completely
cored me.
"Your remedies doalt that you claim
for them, and even more. Catarrh
cannot exist where Peruna Is taken
according to directions. Success to
you and your remedies." '
John O. Atkinson.
Energy Is Eternal.
Who Is there who dares to say that
when old age Is reached there is not
as much laid by in that soul wrapped
in its weary body as there was in the
infant full of latent power? We know
not where the infant's forces cone
from, nor where the dying man's en
ergy goes, to, but if nature teaches us
' anything it' teaches ua that forces
such as these are eternal in the same
sense that matter Is eternal and space
endless. Frank Bolles.
Immune.
Towne It's a shame the way these
big corporations put the screws on
the people.
Browne Never mind they'll have
hot time in the next world.
Towne If I could believe that
there'd be some consolation In that
thought, but corporations, you know
have no souls. Philadelphia Press.
Just a Small Matter.
As Morgan and Gates closed a little
deal John said to Pierp: "'Pears to
me I've got a few dollars coming,"
and Plerp, reaching down in his Jeans,
brought np a handful of checks and
paid the difference right there. It
wasn't much; only .eighteen million
dollars.
Then- Opinio of the War.
The following conversation was
overheard in a South African block
house near the close of the Boer war:
First soldier "Say, d'ye think we
shall be home for the coronation?"
Second soldier "Coronation be
blowed! We shall be lucky if
we are home In time for the resurrec
tion." LQOK OUT
0
When the cold wave flag is up, freezing weather is on the way. Winter
here in earnest, and with it all the miserable symptoms of Catarrh
return blinding headaches and neuralgia, thick mucous discharges
lom the nose and throat, a hacking cough and pain in the chest, bad
,'m mntith fi-tirl Vu-fot)l timiftea Arid all that makes Catarrh the
WOK U suvwhu vuu viMHut
most sickening and disgusting of all complaints. It causes a leeiang 01 per
sonal defilement and mortification that keeps one nervous and anxious while
In the company of others.
In spite of all efforts to prevent it,
the filthy secretions and mucous mat
ter find their way into the Stomach
and are distributed by the blood to
rvery nook and corner of the system;
the Stomach and Kidneys, in fact
every organ and part of the body, be
come infected with the catarrhal
poison. This disease is rarely, if ever,
. even in its earliest stages , a purely local
iisease or simple inflammation of the
ose and throat, and this is whysprays,
rashes, powders and the various in
baling mixtures fail to cure. Heredity
is sometimes back of it parents have
It and so do their children.
Tn the treatment of Catarrh, ana
leptic and soothing washes are good for cleansing purposes or clearing tha
head and throat, but this is the extent of their usefulness. To cure Catarrh
permanently, the blood must be purified and the system relieved of its load
pf foul secretions, and the remedy to accomplish this is S. S. S. which has
membrane and is carried through the circulation to all the Catarrh infected
portions of the body, they soon heal, the mucous discharges cease and th
patient is relieved of the most offensive and humiliating of all complaints.
g gt g. i8 a vegetable remedy and contains nothing that could injure tba
tnost delicate constitution. It cures Catarrh in its most aggravated forms,
and cases apparently incurable and hopeless. Write us if you have Catarrh,
ad our physicians will advise you without charge.
THE SWIFT SPEOIFIO OO., ATtAMTA, OA,
In a letter dated January 1, 1900,
Mr. Atkinson says, after five years' ex
perience with Peruna:
I will ever contlnne to speak a good
word for Peruna. In my rounds as a
traveling man I am a walking adver
tisement for Peruna and have Induced
many people during the past year to
use Peruna wltlt the most satisfactory
results. I am still cured of catarrh.''
John O. Atkinson,
Box 37a. Independence, Mo,
When old age comes on, catarrhal
diseases coma also. Systemic catarrh
is almost universal in old people.
This explains why Peruna has become
so indispensable to old people. Peruna
is tbeir safeguard. Peruna is the only
remedy yet devised that meets these
cases exactly.
Puch case cannot be treated locally;
nothing but an effective systemic reme
dy could cure them. This is exactly
what Peruna is.
If yon do not receive prompt and
satsifactory result from the use of Pe
runa, write at once to Dr. Hratman,
giving a full statement of yonr case and
h will be pleased to give yoo his valu
able advice gratia.
Address Dr. Hart man, president of
the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O.
Language of Parrots.
Do parrots understand what they
say? A scientist relates that he has
a Brazilian parrot which Is a fluent
and accomplished speaker. A gray
parrot wad introduced on day, but the
Brazilian hautily declined to have
anything to say to the gray. Then a
neighbor who has just been given a
newly Imported green Brazilian
brought the newcomer to call. The
moment the parrots caught Bight of
each other they broke Into a torrent
of apparently articulate language,
consisting, as it seemed, of questions
and answers, but what the language
was no one present could tell. The
owner of the first parrot had never
during the years it had lived with
him heard it speak the strange
tongue. The two parrots talked to
each other without ceasing all the
time they were together, and a few
days later, when they met again, ex
actly the same thing happened. Was
the first parrot, long exiled from Its
native forests, asking eagerly for news
of its people?
As to the Manner of His Ooing.
"And must I walk the planks?" falt
ered the captive.
"Certainly," replied the smart Cor
sair, with a frown. "You don't sup
pose I'm going to supply you with an
automobile, do you?"
Piracy is essentially, an unprogres
slve industry. It does not respond to
the modern spirit. Automobile Mag
azine. Banking Rule of Paris,
The Bank of France can compel Its
customers to receive one-fifth of
money drawn In gold.
FOR
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Manchester, Ta., March 6, 1901.
Crantlemen:-I had all the symptom
that acoompany this dlaease, such a
mnom droppln In the throat, a con
stant dash to hawk and spit, feelinaT
of dryness In the throat, ooush and
pitting- upon riling- in the morning-,
scabs forming- la the nose, which re
quired mnoh effort to blow ont, some
times oaasingr the nose to bleed and
Having- mo with a sick headacha. X
had thus suffered for five yaaxe.
I commenced to take S. 8. S. and
after I had takan three large bottles,
I noticed a ohang for tha better.
Thus enoourag-ed, I continued to take
it and in a short while was entirely
cured. JTJDSON A. BELLAM.
Main and Vina Bts., Bichmond, Va.
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no equal as a 0100a puriner. 11 icbiuics
the blood to a natural, healthy state and
the catarrhal poison and effete matter
are carried out of the system through the
proper channels. S. S. S. restores to the
Lfbod all its good qualities, and when
rich, cure blood reaches the inflamed
AS A FRIEND OF ALL
THE PRESIDENT IS HELPING ALONG
PEACE NEGOTIATIONS.
Basis of Arbitration Must Be Fixed t'pon
Flrst-Alllcs May Consent to Rals tha
Blockade, Provided They Can Renew
It If Venezuela Doc Not Pay - High
Compliment to Roosevelt.
Washington, lHc. St.--There U
now In progress u active exchange of
notes blwn the allied power,
Venezuela and the United States, re
specting the method of submitting to
arbitration the Issues which have
arisen between. Venezuela and the
nlliea. The weight of official opinion
here this afternoon was that several
days at least must elapse before any
thing In the nature of a preliminary
protocol can be made ready for sig
nature. German insistence upon a
prepayment of 10 per cent of her nil'
claims before submitting her case to
arbitration, ami perhaps President
Castro's resistance to meeting what
the allies claim as the obligations of
honor are believed to be now the
sticking points. But It Is hoped that
these can be pased within tne uext tew
days, and It Is further hoped that
some arrangement will be made In the
preliminary protocol for the raising
of the blockade, though It is intimat
ed that the allies' ships will be kept
ready to renew It tn cade of any de
fault on the part of Venezuela tn her
obligations.
Washington having boon the pivot
about which all the negotatlons have
turned up to this point. It Is surmised
that It may also be the scene of the
final act in the shape of the signature
of the protocol, either by the resident
representatives here of the powers In
terested or by special ageuts sent to
this neutral ground for the purpose.
An erroneous Idea obtained in some
quarters as to the functions of the
President and Secretary Hay In this
matter, and they have been represent
ed as endeavoring personally to con
duct the negotatlons, as drawing up
protocols and generally taking a
leading part In all that Is going on. It
Is pointed out at the State Department
that, while ordinarily a misunder
standing on this point would be trill
Ing. it happens in the present case
that reports of such activity on the
part of the United States officials
after the President had expressly de
clined to assume the duties of arbitra
tion would surely be 111 received In
Europe and might perhaps lead to
some backward steps that would be
a matter of regret to the Government,
which earnestly desires to have the
parties reach an honorable settle
ment of their differences.
It Is explained at the State Depart
ment that the part of the United State
United States Government Just now
is that of "good friend" to all parties:
that It Is not undertaking to draw up
protocols or Impose limitations upon
the parties, but it Is confining its
offices to getting them together and
keeping them so. In this view it will
not be necessary for our Government
to prescribe how the Monroe Doctrine
shall or shall not figure In the proto
cols; It will Judge for Itself by results
how our Interests are affected, and
will ujt Indulge In premature or uncalled-for
protests.
As for the terms of the arbitration.
It Is stated that they aren a fair way
speedily to be adjusted, but nothing
can be said of the details. It Is pre
sumed that the allies will agree to
terminate the blockade, though no
stipulation has yet been entered Into
on that point. Nothing has been
heard recently or the part to be taken
by United States Minister Bowen In
the final settlement, and It begins to
appear that, after all. Venezuela will
probably be represented by one of her
own people.
DISOBEYED THE RULES.
Naval Commander Takes His Wife to Sea
and Is Ordered Ashore.
Washlntrton, Dec. 31. Commander
John E. Roller, ex-commander of th?
old gunboat Monocacy, hag reached
this country from the Asiatic station,
having been ordered home by Rear
Admiral Evans for persistent infrac
tion of the rules which prohibit the
commander of a vessel from permit
ting bis wife to make her borne aboard
the ship. It Is charged that after of
fending In that particular several
times Roller's attention was called to
the violation of the regulations, but
with no apparent effect. When his
last offense came to the ears of Roar
Armlral Evans the latter detached blm
and ordered him home.
Pope Admires American Officers.
Rome, Dec. 31. The pope today re
ceived in private audience Comman
der William H. Reeder, Chaplain Ed
ward J. Brennan and Lieutenant
Henry 8elgmier, of the United States
training-ship Hartford. Commander
Reeder and IJeutenant 8elgmicr were
in full uniform. The pope remarked
on the smartness of the American
navy uniform, and Bald he regretted
the Hartford was not coming nearer
to Rome. He would have enjoyed see
ing more of the officers and men. as
he had the most pleasant remember
a rices of meeting with Americans.
Damages for a Boycott.
Chicago, Dec. 31. A verdict having
a significant bearing upon theT right
of labor organizations to maintain or
assist In maintaining a boycott was
rendered today In Judge Vtlle'g court,
whereby George Hlnchcliff was award
ed $22,000 damages against the mem
bers of the Chicago Masons' & Build
ers' Association and the Brick Manu
facturers' Association. Hlnchcliff
asked for $100,000 damages, which he
alleges he has sustained owing to a
boycott of the product of his brick
yard at Hobart, Ind., on the part of
the associations mentioned In 1838.
Starved to Death In Bolivia.
Seattle, Dec. 81. News has Just
reached here that John S. Rouse
starved to death In the wlida of Cen
tral Bolivia In June, 1900, while on an
exploratlng trip. But one man of a
party of 30 escaped. Rouse wag one
of the pioneer mining men of the
State of Washington, coming first to
this section In 1879. On his last trip
he was one of a party representing
the Bolivian government. His friends
here will ask the Department of State
to Investigate bis death.
Do Not Fear General Tung.
Pekln, Dec. 31. Officials here dis
credit the reports that General Tung
8u Slang and Prince Tuan are moving
on 8lang Fu with troops. The mis
sionaries, however, are said to be re-,
tiring from that region. J
TWAINS MET HEAD-ON.
TwntyE!ght Utwi-Mangled Pasaengsr
Suffer from Cold Also.
London, Ont.. Dec. 31. A frightful
collision occurred short distance
from the little station of Wanstead,
Out., on the Siirnta branch of' the
Grand Trunk Railroad, last night.
The expres was running nearly two
hours lnte, mud wag making fast ttmo.
The freight was endeavoring to make
a siding to get clear of the express,
but fulled by a minute or two.
There was a dreadful crash, the
locomotive ream! up and fell over In
a ditch, tho baggage-car of the ex
press telweoped the smoker, and In
an Instant the shrieks and cries of
the wounded and dying filled the air.
The loss oK life la S3. Tho Injured
numbered many more, and many of
these may die. Several of the dead
were horribly mutilated. Heads were
cut off, legs wore wrenched from their
bodies, and the level stretch of snow
becamo srlnison with the blood of the
victims.
Operator la Blamed.
The responsibility for the accident
has not been definitely fixed, but It t
believed to have been duo to a tele
graph operator's error. The opera
tor at one of the station where the
two trains stopped gave an order to
the frelgltt to pass No. B. the Pacific
express, at Wanstead. In the system
of the Grand Trunk this order should
have been duplicated, a copy being
given to the conductor and engineer
of the express. Instead of this the
conductor of the express received a
clearance order, telling him that he
might run through. The freight train
In the meantime had stopped lit Wan
stead to sidetrack, and was telescop
ed by the express. The. blinding
storm which was raging rendered ol
Jects Invisible at the distance of a
few feet.
The operator at Wnnstond la no
usually on duty at night, but last even
ing he happened to be in the office for
a short time. He was going out of
the door when he heard the telegraph
Instrument click and immediately en II
repeatedly the message: "Stop No, 5."
"Stop No. 5." Selling a lateru, the
operator dashed for the door, and as
he closed it behind him he heard the
crash of the collision up the track.
WAR ON CHRISTIANS.
Said to Be tha Plan ef New Aspirant to
Thro na af Morocco.
London, Dec 29. The correspond
ence of the Times at Fes. Morocco,
describes the situation as having be
come very serious, owlne to a large
inn,a.,a in ihn niimher nf the nreten-
der's follower whom the government
troops are too wean 10 auaca. nt-m-forcements
amounting to 12.000 men.
will Inavi, Bn,l nn
additional force of regular cavalry
nas ueen cauen out.
u.n, lh. rrt alronriv In rebellion
are wavering and are ready to join
tne reneig in me event u h oemnm
government defeat. The pretender Is
fully supplied with everything neces
sary and has distributed his forces
over a district whore they can be col
lected or dispersed very quickly.
The Times' correspondent adds that
lha nrtttntwlur'a fMinltlnn Itt S VerV
strong one. He professes not to
.Inlnt tha thmnA fni hlmnilf. but de-
slres to overthrow the Sultan on ac
count of his European tendencies, ir
successful, the pretender proven
that the rebels shall nominate a new
Sultan from the Shehlflnn family who
would nromise to continue the war
against the Christians.
5LAUQHTER OF INFANTS.
Disclosure of Horrible Customs In Japan
A "Prison Editor."
Victoria, B. C, Dec. 31. Corres
pondence of the Associated Press re
ceived from Yokohama by the steam
er Tartar tonight Included details, 0'
a horrible baby-farming conspiracy In
Osaka. An elderly woman, her mar
ried daughter, husband and two others
have been arresed for Infanticide, and
it Is learned since that they started
operations by killing 300 children,, 80.
this year.
The Japan Times has an account
of how a Japanese of Kochi was mar
ries? to a corpse. His bride-elect, the
daughter of Klntara Sawsda, com
mitted suicide on the eve of her mar
riage. The body wa recovered, and
at the request of the dead woman's
parents, the ceremony took place be
tween the living and the dead.
The Kobe Chronicle publishes a
lengthy account, telling of the "pri
son editor" employed by Japanese
papers whose duties are to be Im
prisoned In case a verdict Is given
against the paper he Is supposed to
edit, for libel or other offenses.
. Dolly Eark'a Suicide.
Philadelphia, Dec. 31. Dolly Earl, a
member of the "Merry Widows" com
pany, playing at a burlesque house
here, committed suicide tonight In her
dressJng-room by swallowing carbolic
acid. She left the following note, ad
dressed to J. A. Ealllnger, Rochester,
N. Y.:
"Forgive me, all. Can't stand
trouble."
Miss Earl was about 30 years old.
Her home is said to be In Oklahoma.
She was formerly a member of the
"Runaway Olrl" company, which
stranded here about two weeks ago.
California Llkts Rain.
San Francisco, Dec. 31. The rain
storm which visited California on
Christmas. igit proved to be of enor
mous benefit to growing crops, and
the prospects for a fine harvest of
grain and fruit were never, better. The
winter has 'been a mild one, free from
severe frosts and with Just enough
rain to promise good - spring crops.
Tho weather is now delightful. The
temperature Is In the neighborhood of
60 degrees. The tourist travel to
California has been unusually heavy
this winter.
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Benjamin H. Calef Dead.
New York, Dec. 31. Benjamin H.
Calef, an accountant,, died In his home
at East Orange after akwuj. Illness.
He was associated with Jay Gould
and General Grenvllle M. Dodge lb
western railroad enterprises; had been
special and private accountant for the
late George ML Pullman and Robert T.
Lincoln, and was an executor of 'the
Pullman estate. He lived In Chicago
until he removed to East Orange, 10
year ago. His widow and three
children survive him.
Empress Dowager Oreeta Jrllles.
Pekln, Dec. 31. The Dowager Em
prifs and Lleutenant-General Miles
exchanged flattering speeches atno
day's audience, the Dowager assuring
the General that the "success of the
American Army was assured under a
commander so celebrated."
"km. J '
Mrs. Anderson, a prominent
society woman of Jacksonville,
Fla., daughter o( Recorder of
Deeds, West, says:
"There re but few wives and
mother who have not at times en
dured agonic ami such pain as only
women know of. I wish such women
know tho value of I.ydlit 1. IMuk
hum' Vcirotrtblo Compound.
la a remarkable medicine, different In
action from any other 1 ever kuuw and
thoroughly reliable.
" I have seen case where women
doctored fur year without permanent
benefit who wore cured In less than
three months after taking1 your Vege
table Compound, white other who
were chroulo and Incurable earn out
cured, happy, and In perfect health
after a thorough treatment with this
medicine. I have never used it myself
without galniug great benefit, A
few dose restores my trciiglh and
appetite, and tone up tho entlr
system. Your medicine ha been tried
and found true, hence 1 fully endow
It." Mil. R. A. ANPsnso.1. 2-'5 Wash
Inpton St., Jacksonville, Kl fgdof
Ima Mwl M a. I
Theexperlctioe) anil testimony
of some of tliniNt noted women
of America. RO to prove, Iwvwnd
a quest Ion, that l.ydltt E.
hnni'i Veirt'taMei ComiMiiiiut will
rorreet nil mi-h trouble) at one)
by removlnir the- eause, mid re
torlnir th orirnn to liculthf
aud uuriuiil condition
Bacteria of th Mouth.
Prof. Miller, of Berlin, baa Isolated
more than 100 different species of bac
teria that grow In tho mouth. Sli of
these nnd the condition so favorable
that they usually, crowd out the
others.- Science.
MOTTO FOR NEW YEAR.
Eat Whatever You Want. But Ba Sura
and Hav Oood Teeth.
No tbt the holiday spirit is preva
lent everywhere it is a gcod time to be
a little selfish and think what would
be the best present to give to oneralf.
Why isn't good set of teelh on ol
the best thing you can have in this
life?
W Ine Bros., tli famous dentist It
the Failing building, Portland, Oregon,
have bad a large run of Uusinee during
these holiday 11 , probably somewhat in
consequence of the people' special do
sire Just now to make themselves sensi
ble precents.
Why don't yon goto this firm before
the new year nd have your tooth look
ed afterT
When yon come to think ol it, there
is nothing we want more than sound
set of teeth. Our health and all our
happinee depend much upon what
eat. If we cannot masticate our food
properly we are restricted to only few
eatables, and even in their cssm wa can
not properly chew and dlgt our fowl.
Nut long ago the (usr of pain the ami
great exnM) of dciitsl work kept near
ly all the ma e away from dentists.
Now it is til different. There is posi
tively no pain when such dentists as
Wipe Brothers do your wotk. Wl e
Brothers' charges, sl, are in reality
very moderate. If youl1 teeth are ap
parently in good order the best way is
to go and have them looked over so as
to be sure that they are all right sml
in sound condition. If your teeth are
decayed, then Ihe best way i not lo
lose any more time but go immeliteiy
and have the bad teeth taken out.
Even if you have to gut an entire new
set the expense will be trilling in com
parison with the great and lasting bene
fit yon will deiive from having a set of
teeth that look. fer all the world tike
the natural ones, and which will serve
yon in every rt-siect nearly a well a
your own that grew in your mouth.
The popularity of this great dental
firm, Wise Brother, whose signal suc
cess we have from time to tins noted
in these columns, is much to be desired.
They have proved to everbyody that w
need not suffer any longer with bad
teeth and poor food. We can all eat
what is good for us, and we all can
afford to have the best teeth in the
world.
Extracting teeth without pain was a
short time ago myth. Now it is
grand reality.
Explained.
"But there's one good point about
those flats. I understand they do not
object to children there. They lay
special stress on that In their adver
tisement," "No wonder. They realize that any
couple with a child would have to
move out ajid find more room." Phil
adelphia Press.
' " Mocha and Java.
Not very much pure Mocha and Java
coffee I brought to this coast. In fact
we don't believe there is another brand
in the market, besides Monopole,
which is all pure Mocha and Java. But
we know Monopole, As a matter of
fact not every lady like pure Mocha
and Java, but if you do and are willing,
like your Eastern friends, to psy
Jittle extra for the pure unadulterated
article, you'll find it in Monopol.
Your dealer handles it or knows where
to got it for yoo. Wadhams & Kerr
Bros., coffee roasters, Portland, Oregon.
' fdMlts at th Bargain Sale.
NH-H1 stopped in at a bargain sale
today;,
Uulle ijld you see anything that
looked real cheap?
Null Yes; several men waiting for
their wive.
Halth and Beauty. .
Nohesuty With plmpTr akin, dull ri, Ind
hrxath. :W-an your ytm and keep it Him
with I'urtnU Candy Catharllo. All dniK
glU, 10c, 'Ilia, too.
Willing to Oblige.
Servant There' a gentleman at
the door who say he knew you when
you were a boy. Master Tell him he
was very kind to call. Should I ever
happen to be a boy again I'll let blm
know! Iloston Transcript,
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THB RLOOD.
. . 1.1 j 1. nr. Wa darlvt from
ID uukhi ,
th blood llf, power, tuly, and re,
on, a th doctor hv been laying
from lima Immemorial. A healthy
body, a fresh appearance, and nallj
all th abilities w p"'s depend on
that souro of life. It U therefore the
duty of every senslbla man to keep th
blood pur and normal a iwwlble.
vi....... i 11. infinite wisdom, ha
given tlnruiometor IndU'talii tha
... . . a a 1 l l a., mt
slat of th blood, wmun appeal w ...
reason by giving nolle of Its Impurity.
Small eruption of the skin, to which
w rarce-iy psy ny attention, head
ol., ringing noises In tha ears, lassi
tude, sleeplessness, are generally a sign
that the blood Is not In it normal
state, but Is" filled with no tan "
.(nines. Them svmptoni deserve our
full attention, If mora atleiitlon weie
paid to those symptom, and step taken
to remove them, then many lllnessi a
from which w suffer would become un
known, and the human body would be
come stronger snd healthier. Atten
tion therefor mourn oe pam o nw
1.... .1,..,. .n.l ll. lilmul nan lie
warning .",
purified and kIoiioiis substame re
moved from It uy in use 01 ir.
'a llauihurn Props, discovered
mor than 110 year go
Fixing th Itlam.
Magistrate Well, Vncla Rnatua,
what brought you here? '
Uncle Hastus IN'in two big perllctv
men by de rallln. y' homier. 1
Yes. but didn't liquor have any-
I f ganii 1 iiuy wh ' i..a
homier." Chicago lt''y New.
TaaOaa Oat A Han't Faat Kaa Fittest.
Wrlle Allen a. olm.n-d, laRnjr, N. Y , Iff
fnw nauu-lo ol Allan' H " rhtl.
Main., awMllus, t.nif, .welli-n, arhlu '
It mk- nw oHIfht .hoM ra-r, A certain
turo fr I'iTiu .ml Imnloria. All druigi.l. wll
II, JIM, iHni'i a.i-ai-1 any .ulailluta.
Growth ol l.latlrkal Work. ,
In an viiih 1 Km nnmliar nf atttalt
llshment In the United Stole mak
ing electrical machinery and uppn
I... 1 ........ ....1 r,. "11 in r.Mi The
annual output ha lncred from
11600.000 to f'.'l.SOO.OUU. The capital
Invested In tha business I $H3.000.00U.
Succcs.
Molhara will flna Mr, mnslow'i Booth.
Ins Hvrup th bi reniady lo use Inr Uioir
thUdrau during the laelbliif pariud.
A Strong Box.
"Your father has a tron bo at
home, hasn't he. Willie?" ld tin
teacher, "Ves'm." replied Willie, "the one
he keeps the llmburger In." Youkcr
Statesman.
For bronchial Iron Me try 1'Uo's Cur
for ('ni.iiiiii.il. mi. It I a pood i.ugU
medli-lii. Ai dniKil. price cants.
A Simple Cspianalloa.
A man In public Ufa noted for his
brusuuene of speech wa under In
formal discussion In cabinet circle.
"There one thing to be ald In hi
favor, however," ald Secretary Wll
on, "and that I ho nevor Importune
the department to g"t promotion or
position for hi friend. -That'
readily explained." commented Secre
tary Hoot; "he hasn't ny."
MOW., TM 1ST
Wa offer r)a Handrad bollar. R award for sea
cawol atiari Uialeau uotbiiuid by Halt
Catarrh I
r. j. t iiKNgr ro ,pRM.jToi.io, o.
Wihun.lii.l.nd.ha. known r J I b-uf
fin th" i .l I . v.-.r, and blr. 1,1 ln prifro-t.y
- rain In !. I.u.lur. lrii.. ii,,n an.t On.
anntllv al.lt lucl,)r uulauy ubliall..B iua.1
by liidr arm.
WrrA T.iii.
WB-ilmai l-riislt. T-.Wn,
Wu.ii.a ki.RiaA )Sariii,
Wbobnala l-r. ,.., Toledo. O.
Rdl'sCalarrbCara I ik..i. Ii.inn.llr -unf
".Irertlr on in. bli-t an.) miai.ui auri.a. . of
tht.y.taia. t-rli-tTV p. r lu-itia. rMU ) all
trn.(i,i. Ti-aiitnoni... (nv.
Idall'i ranilly Nil. ara iba baal.
Nothing la It.
"Hero's an account ot a poi-t who
committed sulrlde after having hi
verses rejected." said Klndart. "That
should be a lesson to you editors.
"Nonsense:" replied the editor, "It
won't always work. Vou tun-ly can't
hope to kill off all tho poets by retort
ing their verses. That's too uiuch to
expect." Philadelphia I'rcst,
rlT rra..n.nar .mm
II 9 n-.rl)rl (?' infl, Klla.'.ilrM Nm
Mont. a.iul,t-HKKi.OOuuli.lu.ilu
Wa. Pa.a.ll.Ku.aU4.at AvbMraibdbia,ir
Thought t'nutterabl.
"And so you have no swear words
In your language, Mr. Omokurn?
"No, madume," tho Japanese travel
er replied.
"Hut. of course, you csn think cuss
thoughts, 1 suppose, can't you?" Chi
cago Ilocortl Herald. ;
The Kind You llitvn Alwnya
uro m uiiii. 11. 1- u u-iii r, nml I1111 i- n uvula miller lilt
iK-rNoniil mipcrvlxloii for over il jeiirn. Allow no "
to iliMi-lvo you in thl. ( otint.TlYlls 1 111 1 ( nt Ion n ami
JiiMt-us-irooir nro hut I'xpcrliiH-iiti. nml nil.'iin;rr tlw
bculth of t'lilhlrcn KxiK-rli iuo nculnut Jlxiii-rliin nU
What is CASTORIA
Cnstorhv la a liurinli-ss miliMtltuto for Cantor Oil, lar
jrorle, Ilropa mill Hootliliiur NyrnpH. It li I'lriiNiint. 16
ontiiin neither Opium, Morphine nor olln-r nreotlo
aiibHtunen. Ua niro la Us ritiiruiitc. It ilcwtrova Wwiiim
"""y11 FevcrlNlin!. Jt t-urea Dliirrlm-fuiinl Wlml
Utile, lb relieve Tuctlilnp; Troulilon, vrtm t'oiiMt Ipiillini
nml Hiitiil.'ii-v. it uMKliniliiti H tli rood, rciruliiti-M tlio
HtoiiiiM li iiiul IIowi-Im, urlvlii(r l.i'itlll.y (mil niitiirul UU-ep.
llio Children l'liuiu-eiv-Tlio Jllotlicr's 1 rlonU.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
7
Uoar the
In Use For Over 30 Years.
I a.Tua Mwaa,, ag,, am.rr, mtm i
"K.aiIPur .Horses
.VE
'1. S'Ml Hf IHII nrv,
KTV-VOUU UOUHKS.
...... . ., ral, Minn.
.(.tuiimxi: i hav. (urn u.lnu tha Pbii.ii. n.
i..::.Wi.Z 'iT ur .iiu h orviiriinic c
.... iuu.u a great repatallon In th
I!
JOHN POOLf!. PORTLAND, ORB.
Fast al MerrtM StrMt,
Can ftv you th bast ttriin In Bollai
sua KiiiIiiks, Windmill. 1'utni nfl liana,
ml Mai'lilimry, IVikhI Hawing Mavhlliu
atillly. us banir luyln.
I WANT TO BUY FOR CASH
C'lilt kvii, thick and (loose feath
ers. AiUlres
m 4 anatnf
Sta vi ojnssne m
lOth '0vr4r?a.,fw4'a',O I
My wira kad plmeUe an bar tarn, bu
h ha liu iKkiue CA' AUK CH ana umi
all iii'i'a. I bud K'n iroutiMHi
Willi nnilMttnR I'M- auuia lliu but after ttk
Ins tha "" l "l 1 bave IxiU.lt
with this slunant, Wa annul tau tnuiit.
1. 0 i-awarau " KM W-m,-ITu
oaiuujileva Ave., I'liilaaalp&HY, K
flMMnt. IMIM.tH, r.-lil T..I am), n
Sjuud, (' l". W ot On w ,. 1M. lut
... CUHt OONtTIPATION. ...
(IN M4f IWM (MM MI. tOt. Ml
Aa Improvamtat.
"I hesr that t'aclu Tin had hi
Ins tut off" snlit Alkali Ike,
"Ye." ald Tarantula Tom: "rail,
road did It nipped hi feet o clean
and nre. Me atunipla' 'round on
wooden plus now."
How ilm h like It?"
Kiwi rate. He say he can't get
snake In hi boot now." Judge,
THERE IS NO SSSL
SLICKER LIRE 'SZ.
rV y1 "S0 d ofter W ywi
or lot on :r trm cosi, imrj
Waterproof Oiled Gx.U wtrt rAroduetd
in the West and wer colled 31ickT3 by
tha- niorama end cowboys. This (Ne
ww has cot Into such fewrrJ toe that
it s frcfjtrttry thoojft wwrsjiuiy oftuwa
fa manv suhatitule & You want tltf oenuirw
. a Look for th Atof D fish. and
I
(ft.. a.as " ak MfTTratV.
UR lm irrt -11 u rvviaa
uHa.iaMiwma
aotD t w-euesFHTArrv TIAOt
tn womD ovre
A. J. TOWtP CO bOSIOM. MASS
Si
Costs You Nothing
lMflh rrt'ta -jOf Ifwt
tfia.ut rf iit !,
ntf hmhi fh, t t ti
fc'p 1 If Vrm M.ul H,
t.ul y.tft frtrt girl fftil "I )i
T tv.iH 11 rata tl
( AMith l !, k"t
f lii Hi lli hrtusati
I torn p ti m ,(, I) ..
', fr Uf. Mal
Ul JiOivr t ImI ftt-(iti)4.
5 t frill n taut, aw tll lif
(! it'lKa fftij fi.
ro- fMl-. 1l ln.tMl
telit UY rtiS. fsaas, )il
cm rwHTaitfi tf lv. m
)(on(
i'aclfk C1
ItUtuit Co.
r. w. v.
Do. I-IU03.
IW
II r M wrtilnar to tirtMirf p1
mmit pvmt
s Vs.-
lloitlit )i:im Imriio the slgmi-
Slgnaturo of
Of rieaves. Donah
IP lll.lM(.lM
PIUN.ES
I CANOV
0IN. raaas ma ' ff
1 Hi l&ft&'f&tlr
1 l J Basil .nun ojruiv T il. utrl
f half a century
II Ferry's j
U Seeds f
a.n.1 ..1 ,-,,.-,-. ,i. ..Ma i. g
ff all !..-. IHIw4( T
1 u laiib. aitMvaiiwaaarHM,a. . 1
I 4 v M- risar (. .... . I 1
Pl u'u ffl...l
E-m niiiaaiiiiii '"ii.w,i,i .
Tit
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VOUlLAMfJ aicicu CO, fvrllaad, Or., Oaaal Agaala.