The Oregon mist., October 10, 1902, Image 4

PE-RU-MA riECESSARY TO THE H0Ergggcc"mss5fg
A' Letter From' Congressman
FE-RU-NA IS A HOUSE
HOLD SAFEGUARD.
No Family'.Shoul Be. Without it.
Peruna-is great family medicine.
The women "praise it as welt ss tbe
men ; it is juet the thing for the many
little catarrhal allmenta, of childhood.
The followiitR 'testimonials ifrom
thankful men and women tell in direct,
sincere language what their success has
been in the use of Peruna in their
families:' i I r j
Louis J. RchetMAj 103 lMaa
street, Atlantic, Iowa, writes:
"I will tell yoa briefly what Peruna
baa done, for me. - I took a severe cold
which gave me a hard cough. All
doctors' medicines failed to cure it. I
took one "bottle ot Peruna and was well.
"Then my two children ' had bad
coughs aoanm ia n iad . hy -.gagging. .JJy
wife lid etonavh trouble lor , years.
Bhe tooaj Peruna and now she is well.
"I cannot express my thanks in
words, hut I recommend your remedy
at every; opportunity, for I can con
scientiously my that there hi no. medi
cine likePeruna.;- Nearly everrone in
this town kne aboutthe sickness of
myself apd tUmily.'wud-tbey bare -aeen
with astonishment what Peruna has
done fo us. Many followed our el
ample, nd the result was health.
Thanking you heartily, I am." L. J.
Bcherrineky. - ' t ' "
Mrs. ftannle Wallace, Tulare, Cat.,
president of the Western Baptist Mis
sionary yociety, writes: . tr - y.
"I consider Peruna. an indispensable
article k my medicine chest. , It is
twenty apedicinea in one, and has so far
cored every sickness that has been in
my boms) for fire years. I consider it
of special value to weakly women, aa it
builds np the general health, drives
nnt dimMM and IrpAna vnn in the best
of heal." Mrv Uanuie Wallace. , .
Peruna protect the' fami y against
coughs, 'folds, catarrh,' bronchitis, ca-,
, , Frieadty Tip. ..
Homer I don't know what oa earth
I am going to do with- that boy of mine.
He's thai biggest liar in seven states.
Nextdoor Oh, don't let that worry
yoa; when iie ie a little older yoa can
get him a Job in the government weath
er bureau. Chicago News. ,
fl 10 siW Dm oworhr.KllM'lOraMM
Mm. Swl fcrVKBKIS-J.ee CruliMttle am tra
kTte.K. H- luu Udu AichSt. raiUdaltUfcte
HURealdricf. i
"It's a great comfort to me; doctor,"
aid the bereaved wife, "to know that
yoa are made aad , by my husband's
death." f'''"
"Yea," said the physician reminia-
eently, "he was good pay." Ohio State
Journal. ,
Hamlin's Blood and Liver Pills cure
constipation and all ills due to it; 25c
at your druggists.
Dead Man's Check Refused.
A few days ago a man presented a
check to William H. Rogers, cashier of
the Nassau bank, demanding payment.
"Bat I can't pay that," said, the
cashier; "that man's dead."
"Bat," protested the holder of the
check; "he was alive when he signed
jt." -v ' -
And, in face of ail Mr. Rogers' ex
planations, the man left the bank con
vinced that he had a grievance. New
York Times.
Mothers will find Mrs. eInslow's Sooth
int; Syrup toe bast remedy to nae tor tbeir
ehlldosa during it teething period. ..
J ow' Wonderful. -J- U '
Fudge This ia a, most remarkable
case. ? A paper folates that a -connoia-eear
of art, passing an old junk shop,
saw a dusty painting lying among the
rags fat the window, and, taking lapcy
to it,1 purchased it.
Judge What's remarkable about it?
"The painting; turned out to be
neither a Rubens nor a Rembrandt."
Baltifuore Herald. "5-
Shaka late Ton Shoea
Allen's Toot-Eaas. A powder. Itmakea right
oroewahoeafmleaay. It i certain tun lor
rweattns. enlloui and hot, tired, achlnr. teet.
Bold by all Kruggliiu. Price 25c. Trial package
mailed WIS. Addms Allen a Olmsted, 1
Jto,N.X. ,.. . .. ... , . ...
' '
, , Pharaoh's Fate.
The Pharaoh of the Book of Genesis
was long supposed to have been drowned
in the Red ' sea; bat examinations ' of
his mummy showed that he had been
V:ilal K koln Ulm nknll anlit Hiwai
bequeath to my children Scrofula with all its
attendant horrors, humiliation and suffering. This is a
tmnge legacy to leave to posterity; a heavy burden to
place upon the shoulders of the young. : -
Jf This treacherous disease dwarfs the body and hinders
tW growth7 and development of the faculties, and the
child born of blood poison, or scrofula-tainted parentage,
is poorly equipped for life's duties.
t Scrofula i disease with numerous and yaried
Symptoms ; enlarged glands or tumors about the neck
and armpits, catarrh of the head, weak eyes and dreadful
kin eruptions upon different parts of the body show the
presence of tubercular or scrofulous matter in the blood.
and stealthy disease entrenches itself securely in the system and attacks
the bones and tissues, destroys the red corpuscles of the blood, resulting in
white swelling, a pallid, waxy appearance of the skin, loss of strength and
gradual wasting away of the body. , .
: S. S. S. combines both purifying and tonic properties, and is guaran
lost properties to the blood and quickens the circulation, bringing a healthy
color to the skin and vigor to the weak and emaciated body.
Write na about your case and our physicians will cheerfully advise and
help you in every possible way to regain your health. Book on blood and
akin disease free. THt swirr SPECiriC CO.. Atlanta, Caw
lJ.it PtTUGGIAN GTOCK FOOD,
the Gremttmt Conditioner and Stock Fattener known.
HORSES do more work on leaa feed. COWS (rive more and richer
milk. HOGS frow and fatten quicker if given tbia food.
MAKES PIOS6ROW. OOOO FOR STUNTED CALVES.
Ihava tieun ftxtdlnff rrUMlaa Hvor.k Food u mj thoroughbred imln. ittrlvM thtm
anauwtfuiand make the nluwprow. J aiao triad It oa atvatad calvaf wlta aaUataa
tor raauuair. W. OUuOk San.
FRKEi e It-pan Bud Book. 'rulllaa Itausjr Ca., St Pant HhuL
-ia
aM
lO.UTl.AJN HIUIll
White, of North Cnrolinji.
HON. GEORGE H. WHITE.
tarrh of the Btojiach. liver and kidneys, ;
It is iust as sure to cure a caso of ca-
tarrh of the bowels as it is a case of ca-
tarrhof the head, v- fe-s :.. i.--?
Congressman George Henry .yhite,
of Tarboro, N. Ci tf fTtesthe followtlng
letter to Dr. Hartman tn regara- to ne
merits of the geat catarrh cure, Peruna:
, - House of Representatives,
.i .
The Peruna Medicine Co.,Coliiru'uB.O. :
Uentlomere-"! am mi ro ti sa:n-
OetwUFenina,ndfindfK to Doari
iZZ . K.ri.lT rV -rmUw
and tltey all loin me
" "-w W.-W1 -ww j J
in recommending
it aa an excellent remedy."
" v Very Respectfully,
George H. White.
Peruna is an internal, scientific, sys
temic remedy for catarrh. It is no
palliative or temporary remedy; it is
thorough in Jta work, and in cleansing
the diseased mucous-membranes cures
the catarrh, f f , ' iV S ' ' '
If rbu do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the use of Peru
na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv
ing a full statement of your case, and
be will be pleaded to give you his valu
able advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, . President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio. '"'"'i
. a How He Clot It.
"Sam Johnaing Mows he's got dls yuh
"ping-pong ankle," , observed lr.
Darkieigh.
, ."Huh!" snorted Mi. , Snowball.
Laik ter know how dat niggah got it.
He never played no ping-pong."
"Well, he say he cotch it f'um
bouncin' back an fdtfi ovah Mr. Jones
fence las' Monday night, wid dem two
bnlldogs ping an' pongin' on each side
er de fence, jes' kase he try tei see ef
de chicken coop wuz locked." Judge.
WISE BROS.
These Portland Dentists Are Rapidly Be
i coming Famous.
Drs. T. P. and W. A. Wise, the pop
ular Portland dental firm, are making a
new era in local dental methods. Their
offices in the failing Building, Wash
ington and Third Streets, are bright
and cheerful, and all their customers
smile instead of cry, for pain is never
known in the tooth-pulling and teeth
repairing going on constantly at the
Wise Bros, establishment. Wise Bros,
advertise clearly and energeticaUy,
charge very reasonable prices, use the
latest modern appliances, never hurt a
patient, and the consequence ia the
people flock to them.
Then He Went.
"Do you know," remarked the young
man, as the mantel clock indicated
11:30 p. m., "that of all the' songs I
ever , heard, my : favorite is . Home,
Sweet Home?'"
"Indeed?" rejoined the fair girl, as
she endeavored to suppress a, yawn,."I" leVB
never would have suspected it." ChU 1,d kC08t
cago News. ' -, .
What Did He Mean? r ' ' ,
Bhe Good-bye I Remember me to
your wife. She hasn't forgotten me?
He Oh, nol Bhe has an excellent
memory for old faces 1 .
No Satisfying Her.
Women are hard to understand." ,
Think so?" i
Yes; I told her she carried her age
well and she was offended." " '
"You don't say?1', a .... , 5
" "Yes; and then I told her she didn't
carry It well and ehe wouldn't apeak.'
A Choice of Evils.
"But, wh redoes he allow bis wife to
be so extravagent if he can't afford it?"
"Oh; well, I euppose he would rather
have trouble with his creditors than
with bis wife." Sketchy Bits.
This dangerous
ss
teed entirely vegetable, making it the ideal remedy in
all scrofulous affections. . It purines the deteriorated
blood, makes it rich and strong and a complete and
permanent cure is soon effected. S. S. S. improves
the dicrestlon and assimilation of food, restores the
CO, fvrtland. Ore., Caaat A fata.
f MICC MIT WD A Wn I
xfiiuj jl jni 11
Chapter xi continued.
, At eleven that night, having received
no official intimation of the intentions
of the government aa to my disposal,' I
went to bed." 1 . . , . . , .'.
Atiwelve I was awakened from
sound sleep by a tremendous banging
at the door. "Another suspicious caee
senreant?" I asked, aa I opened the
door and recognised the official,
"No: it's vou I want this time.'
"Me?" I replied, with an assumption
of surprise.'
"Yes; have yott not heard that -you
am tii an tn nuarantine? I thought you
,ad t)en tolti. The boat has been
!!. loaded with neople, for the
lllet iour for yon.','
Remembering the advice of my
frjend, the reporter, I wade him put
- liis tiand on my shoulder, and so. make
jt ari'fcrrest in the eyes of, the law,
Then I collected my clothes, tobacco
, and books, got some whiskey for the
. sergeant, auu smrwu tur i.wnwww-
j00( where the steam launch was await-
cn
- ...Qoo(j.uy mM the sergeant as I
"terped on board. "I'm sorry lor yoa,
V . . . I. i Is
""""
Good-hy, sergeant. I shall survive
it; if I don't, well, w.e may meet In
some other world where politicians are
not devils till they die."
"You'll find room in the bow,"
growled the captain, in a voice indicate
ing that his Lemper had not been im
br.ved by the delay. .
1 i After a uood deal of trouble I sue-
'.seeded in picking my way through the
mass of morbid and motionless human
itv with which the deck was covered.
In the bow I found another medical
man, one Dr. Moore, who, because he
had seen the man Cox fourteen days
since, was included in the idiotic order
of the cabinet.
I The "Prince" was a steam launch of
about fifteen tons, become by age slow
I and almost nnseaworthy. There was
! no cabin beyond a kind of rat hole,
in which the stoking was done, so that
the vasseneerE. patients, and "sua-
pects" (i. e., men, women and 'chil
dren who had been taken from bouses
in which genuine caaes. were found)
were mixed up indiscriminately on the
deck and in the "ttern sheets behind
The crew consisted of a captain and i
stoker. I don't know what tbeir pow
era of navigation may have been, but if
they at all corresponded with their
capacity for swearing, there was little
rink of out being wrecked, a tnocgn
the night was dark and the weather
dirty. . . . ,
The vessel once under way, I had an
ooportunity of inspecting the cargo,
And now, if for the next page or two I
had the pen of Danle and the addition'
al help of Do re's pencil, I might hope
to give you some idea ot a scene mat in
mv hands defies all attempts at ade-
ouate description. The like of it has
never been seen before in any civilized
country, and will never be reen again
It was the outcome of official madness,
brought on by the frenzied clamor of a
tublic inrane with fright.
The lurching of the launch had
awakened Dr. Moore from a reverie.
Turning round be recognized me, and
without any preliminary formalities of
the hand shaking order, lortbwitb do-
iueed me with groans and complaints,
The golden salve that was six months
later laid on very thick by repentant
eoveroment did a great deal toward
restoring it, but at that time his lot
was an exceedingly bard one.
Drained from a warm bed and the
comforts of a luxurious home, fored
to leave and neglect a practice that
in its building up years of
effort, and given no opportunity of
finding a substitute, or even of col
Iectine sufficient linen for s week's
wear, he had been hurried, as he said.
'.'on board this dreadful veseel as
though he were a criminal of the wot st
order, and huddled np with these hor
rible cases of smallpox, so that he must
catch it." From this moment he lost
and never legained, so long as- I knew
him, not only his self-command,, but
rtnat fearlessness of ditease that is the
heritage of all medical men. Later on,
1-wheu given charge of the hospital in
Closure, he would flatten his nose
'against the window, and so, peering
through the dirty glass from the out
side, treat bis cases. . But he must be
dealt with tenderly, for his "raving
wete certainly not those of a sane man.
"With tears streaming down his
cheeks, he would dwell on his wife's
loneliness snd her weeping when they
parted, and in the same breath, and
with even more pathos, deplore the
stupid forget fulness that bad made him
leave his nail brush and hand glass on
the waehstand at. home. . Tijen he
Would dry his tears and grow defiant.
"How dared the government touch him.
Doctor Moore, a man "known and' re
spected b thousands? '. He had friends
in parliament, and when the morning
came the city would rise in - arms on
his behalf." . ' :
Bo he raved on until -I, thoroughly
sick of it, and having troubles of my
own to think a bo it, picked my way
through she people, . in search of a
quieter spot where Dr. Moore's moan'
ings could not reach me. .
In the bow, as I .have said, was Dr.
Moore, pacing up snd down bis little
reserve like a caged lion. Every now
and then he would hilt, and with
frantic gesticulations address, the peo
ple near him ; but they, being Chinese,
and entirely ignorant of the English
language, must have Appeared to him
remarkably unsympathetic.
Next to the batch of six Chinamen
sat Mrs. Cox, the widow of the man
who bad died the day before, and
around ber knees her family of eight
small children clustered. They were
all dressed in mourning, and bore upon
their faces evidences of the privations,
confinement and misery they bad un
dergone. Opposite Mrs. Cox was a
man named Warren, his wife and four
children, one a baby in arms and one a
child of four, a bright eyed little girl.
Evidently, from the fond way in which
the was pitying with ber father's band,
she was bis pet. - This Warren played
a conspicuous part in the great quaran
tine tragedy. He hid at this tirnu a
few pustules on bis face (six or eight,
pel haps) but they were characteristic,
and quite justified me in pronouncing
him a ontient. He had a hard, firm
face, typical of the London artisan ; he
wore a ragged moustache, and nia enm
was covered with the growth of many
davs. giving him an appearance of fe
rocity that was not natural to him, and
that afterward altoeetehr dispapeared
The stern sheets were crowded with
Europeans and Chinese, patients and
suspects, women and children an mm
died np together, with barely room to
stanq. . , ,!,.
It waa 2:80 a. m. before we reached
the pier that juts out from the quaian
tine station oa which we were to land
Those of us who had the strength
peered anxiously through the dark
nous to catch, if possible, a glimpse of
the nature of our prison, ny some
oversight, no information of oar com
ins had been forwarded to the siiperln
tendent, and there was therefore no
one to receive as. no light visible, no
information obtainable aa to the bous
ing of the Patients and suspects.
I waa tbe first to step on shore and
the garruloua lunatic who had for
gotten his nail brush followed. Wtien
we reached the end of the pier we stood
aside and passively watched (tor the
ridiculous regulations would not allow
us to lift, a finger in the matter) tbe
mournful procession, as it filed past
from the launch to the shadow and
ahetter of an overhanging rock.
At that moment a light was seen at
tbe back of as, and in a few minutes
the ancient, Mr. Warbler, was in our
midst. He waa eighty years of age,
short in stature, very thin and had
marked stoop. As he leaned on his
stick his long gray hair, blear eyea and
strangely white beard gave him the
exact appearance that one always asso
ciates with the ancient mariner. Tbe
resemblance was so pronounced that
few days later, when I had drawn the
attention of the others to it, we re-
christened him, and from that day he
was spoken of and I fear olten, too
as the Ancient Mariner, or tor brevity's
sake, the A. M. When, "like a white
haired shadow," he had wandered
from group to group, vainly endeavor
ing to grasp the surroundings, he ap
proached me.
"And who are yoa, pray?"
"I am Dr. Rigby, late and, for all I
know, still government medical officer,
You are the superintendent, are you
not?"
"fam."
"Now, Mr. Warbler." I asked,
where aie they to go."
"Do yoa see that hut yonder?"
pointing to a just visible roof peeping
over the top of a steep precipice.
Yes."
Well, that ia the only place where
they can go, and your quarters are
close by." ,.
But how are they to get there?
Where is the road to it?"
"There is no road; the only way is
to clamber up the aide of the bill."
Good God, mm, they can never do
it!" . ,.,
"But they must.", . . ,
knA tliatf .till TTnw Av-An tkn
healthy among them succeeded in clam
bering up the rugged and treacherous
face of that cuff is to this day a rays.
tey to me. As for the sick, some, of
course, died, and, others,,, though they
recovered, had long and. painful ill
nesses as a consequence of that terrible
night. , . . , -..,.::- , . ,
" 3 caAPTEtt XII.
By noon ef the second day we were
well settled down to the work propor
tioned but tons." Dr. Moore was, much
to his difgust, given charge, of the
hospital inclosure. lie did not grow
any more sane, but rather less so; he
added to his other delusions the idea
that I was the cause of all his trouble,
and nothing would alter his belief.
The consequence was that he spent
hours a day walking round -and' round
the fence that separated us, in the hope
of catching a glimpse of me, and
when be did see me he would howl and
shake his fist at me, then go back to
bis hut happy. ' .-.
I was given charge of the convs'
lescents and . suspects; there -, were
forty-seven of tliese, eighteen police
men and three other medical men,
who were awaiting their release.
There . were no huts for the suspects, so
they were shut up in tents. I say
shut up," but as a fact they were sur
rounded by a mark in the sand, over
which they had given their word not to
pass. Three times a day some half
cold food was put outside this line, and
when tbe policemen who put it there
had retired, the prisoner was allowed
to carry it into his tent, and, if his
stomach would allow htm to, eat it.
1, with my house to myself, was the
envied of ll the envious. But what a
house It wasl - Situated on the very top
of the hill, one side of which sloped
down to the harbor and quarantine
station, and the other to the ocean,
the winds howled round it. night and
day as if they were in some desperate
straits. The scrub and dense under
growth reached op to the very door,
and from it, when night came on, there
issued rats, iguanas and andicoots in
search of broken food.
Tbe male patients were put on board
an old hulk called the "Far Away,"
anchored 2,000 yards from shore.
Among them was Warren. The con
spicuous part this man played later on
necessitates my setting forth in detail
bis .position from his own point of
view. As I have said, his attack of
smallpox was such an extremely light
one that nothing could convince him
that be bad had the disease at all ;
therefore, to be dragged with his wife
and children from his home was bad
enough, but to be separated from them
and to be thrust on board that wretched
arid comfortless hulk, herded with
Chinamen, deprived of all comforts
and most necessities of life, was be
yond alt bearing. And then, as though
this was not bad enough, on our
onmey down, the bright eyed little
girl on whom all his affections were
centered, caught the disease and was
moved by me, on the third day, with
her mother, into the hospital inclosure,
to die about the eighth day. Through
out her illness, the ID II II in an agony
of rage, paced the decks night and
day, pausing only to peer anxiously
through the telescope al the blana
walls Uiat Inclosed his vile and dying
child. On one occasion, while so
looking, he saw, or thought he saw,
bis wife making signs to a policeman
who was standing near the fence thai
surrounded the enclosure. This was
too muoh for him to bear. Regardless
ot sharks that swam the bay, regard
loss of laws, regardless ot everything,
he threw down the telescope, dived
from the ship and swam ahore,
only to be seised and roughly hurried
on board again.
When dusk came on he again swam
ashore. This time he made a most
desperate struggle for his freedom, hut
waa at last overpowered, leg-ironed,
and in this degraded state, in full view
of his children, who were now, tn their
mother's absence, unwashed and un
oared for. his wife, who stood weeping
on the hill, and the rest of the commu
nity, dragged down to the water s euge,
pushed into the boat and so on board
the "Far Away" once more. ""
"Don't you think," I asked the ser
geant, "that this man is being most
brutally treated?" "IjUo; nut oraers
must be maintained, and moreover,
you ought to be the last man . to com
plain," was bis ominous repiy.
"Why?" '
"Because he has sworn that he will,
leg Irons . notwithstanding, get free
once more ana -settle your nasn,
he says; then the authorities may do
what they like with bim. Seriously,
doctor you ought to have someone
sleeping In your house with yoa. The !
man ia a des Derate character, ana i :
know means mischief, and don't won
der he has been, as you say, most
brutally treated. Have yoa seen sny-
thins ot the new nurses?"
I saw
them come down, that a all.
Have
Yes; oh, yes. vnariey ami i maae .
for them ; we were to have tossed up I
for choice, but Cbrsley was the Unit in !
the field, and then he's such a deuced ,
goodlooking fellow." ,
"Ami what has unariuv sons lor. me
tail or the short one'?' I asked Ind liter-
ently.
Oh, the tall one, you betl Mo saw
her on the ocean side last night late,
and commenced the attack at once.
Charley said that he had all his old
weapons ready for use, but tliey were
unnecessary ; she fell a victim to his
charms without s struggle, and before
they had been ten minutes together
bad prevailed upou him to loosen
two palings, so that the ran slip out
and walk down to the sea when he's
on night duty. Bhe came out at once,
and thoy sat down and talked for sn
hour, all about tbe station, and tbe
people down here. He declares he
could have kiwed her then and there
it he had liked; but she's just a little
too tall to take such liberties with.
hope I shall be as lucky; nothing
whiles away tbe time like spooning a
pretty girl. Good night, sir." , '
(To be eonuaaed.1
WHY SHH SOUGHT HIM.
Judge Job Hedges the Victim of a Joke-.
Woman Came to KM Him.
Judge Job Hedges was tbe victim
of
a joke last week whose point
be does
not yet clearly see.
A woman came into bis office snd
started on a tale of woe. As she was
n evident mental distress he had not
the heart to turn her away, but aat
patiently listening for a solid half hour
to her rambling story. Unable to
make any sense out of it he said at
length:
'Madam, I should be glad to help
you in any way . 1 can, but I can't see
what you're driving at. , Kindly tell
me, In as lew words as possible, the
object of your visit."
"Certainly, sir," she answered. "I
went Unit to Lawyer Emanuel Friend,
and be sent me here, and so I"
"But 'be object of your visit," he
interrupted. "Oh, yes," she said,
retailing it, at last. "Now yoa speak
of it, I remember. I came hero to kill
you."
"Hlio is the thirty-fifth crank that
man Friend has sent me in three
months," sighed the judge afterward.
I dont generally kick, but ' when It
Sorties to killing its time to draw the
line." New" York World.
' Emerson on Burns.
The late Wyatt Eaton, in the Octo
ber Century, writing of Emerson's sit
tings to him for a portrait, says:
W nun I was alone with Emerson he
would address me so directly or talk '
so interestingly that work was quite
ImpoKsible. Turning to me one morn
tig he said: -'Who is yur favorite
poet?' He fortunately saved me from
answering, for he went on to sayt 'Of
roursH, we mutt except Shakepp re and
uurns.' Taking up Burns be spoke of
him as almost as great, and in some
qualities as great, as Bhakespero, and
continued in this vein until I may say
( was relieved Dy a friend coming in
and joining in the conversation, while
1 went on with my work."
Fully Up-to-Date.
"Yes," said she, "at last we hive
doom oi reaiiy up-to-date nursery
rnymes.
How does it differ from tha old
books?"
i'Well, by way of illustration, here
is one oi tne revised versions:
needles and plnsl Needlesand pinsl
mien a lire is punctured
Your trouble beginft"
An Extra Size.
"Are your safe denosit bnxaa in
larger inquired the prospective patron
"They are the lull regulation siie."
lopnou inn smiling attendant.
llie stranger frowned.
"I'm afraid that won't do," he said
"I want one bis nnnnirh tn i.r,i .
hod of coal." Cleveland Plaindealer.
Little Tips.
The Juice of a lemon taken In W
water on awakening In the morn I no i.
an eauoimiii nVer corrective and ia liet-
. I I . I F - -
ter man any anti-fat medicine In.......
- ihiviitt
Hard Luck.
"I hear that your mother-in-law f.e,l
a narrow escape from death yesterday "
'Yes. I seem to have been born
""7 oes. aog was
uu urer aim mued at the same time."
Anyhow. '
"I see that it haa h.n u .
tyonlfe Uft t0bicCoi" 'SMi-
Well, so it is In Missouri."
No Hair?
My hair w falllm put very
fast snd I greatly alarmed. I
then tried Ayer's Visor snd
my hair stopped falling st ones. -
Mrs. 0. A. MeVsy, Alexsndrls, 0.
The trouble is your hair
does hot have life enough.
Act promptly. Savoyour
hair, Feed It with Ayer'a
Hair Vigor. If the gray
hairs are beginning to
how, Aycr's Hair Vigot
will restore color every
time. ' 5 ii a"- sw"
If veur drawn! cannot supply yoa,
Seid d'Rar and w will eiytaas
it rour nearest eii'maa iiBlca. Adiiraas,
J . C. A K Kl CO., Lowell, Maes.
YOU'LL BE SOMli
VHcN IT RAui
IP YOU DONT HAVE
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VA
!
V,
ft ii .tn
CLrOTtilN&
tarsal eat TiV jtlJk,r
EFFf? YUU
J0U BY ALL RELIABLE OCA LRUS
. .Ji . Jill stw e-ii.n TI I aV SiUTfB aa.
?. TOWER CO"r05TON.MAJM.
W. La. DOUGLAS
JistHUUsIied 1878. For more than a
quarter of a century the reputation of
W. L. Douglas shoes for style, com.
fort, and wear has excelled all other
makes. A trial will convince you. 1
W. U. DOUCLAS S4 SHOES
CANNOT BE EXCELLED. .
ti,i032o; sr:u i2,3ie,o
fait tmatrti aoi dmt'lciui Mfar, Mtyl'j
tattnt Oil tnaml, - Calf. Calf. Hl Court
Govt, MM. llaaewoa, Van talnr KjraMe Mrf. j
Caulliin 1 Te (aniline hava W. t, DOUrt-a
Van I HID I BUD, lml vrUm .m,l bottom.
Mams awl, IM. txtra. Jit: (Jaluinv rra
W. L. DOIK1LAS. BROCKTON, MASS.
Changed His Mind.
"I don't ears If I die," said the pa
tient, despondently.
"Oh, you may linger several weeks!"
replied the phytlcian comfortingly.
"ureal lieavensi - exciaimeu me ;
man. who had visions of a prwliglous
doctor' bill: "in that case I'll got
in that case I'll gut
well at once." Ohio (State Journal. .;,
. A Twice Told Tale, i . ,
The statement will bear repeating
that if yon want to use the purer t and
most fragrant spices , manufactured,
you'll ask your grocer for tne Monopole
brand. If you want to prove our aiser.
tion before asking your grocer, send as
a single two-cent stamp snd we will
send you a full weight two-oi
tin of
any variety you may select. lie
sure,
also, to tell us your grocer's nane, Ad
dress Wad hams & Kerr Bros., Wfgrs.
Portland, Ore.
A Division of Labor.
Mike How much farther does the
solgo say It Is to Noo Yor-rfc, I'atsy? ,
Pat Twlnty moiles.
Mike -Well, thot's only tin moiles
apiece-Judge. ,
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lit tlm !Wri lir fiMlf-gTe?!. ' 'f V
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P"""" ' ' " " "TT T" 1 i . ririi ii in iiih I i. in. j.j in. jii jlll i i ii 1 -
r 1 t 4 m . am I I I I S tl T 1 t i U 1 1 -'
in-ir ir Int HI1 i!aX?, Always lioiiirht lias btirno the lffn-i-r
' '"teller, and 1ms boon limit o under hi
Hcttitn of thlldrcn-Kxpcrlcuc against Impertinent.
What is CASTORIA
SSi- iw ,mri"lcM dubstltnto for Castor Oil, Parfw
Slhiti !-ne'.t.hcp P''n. Srorphluo nor otlinr JVarcotifl
And nn.,C.: r?10,1" u If'ttrnntoo. It dflstroya Worm- ,
?v,ii tP. FcveriHlincHs. it euros Dlurrbnen and Wind
llnH ki VUovo Jtlilnjr Troubles, euro Conatlpatlon
SfZ,tUl,'VClV U. ftHaliiillatea tbe) I'owl, rosrnlatea tho
ThTsH.?:ndf ?.wc," tf,vl1"' I'Hby and natural sloop.
A He Children's Panacea Tho Mother's l ricud.
THe Kind You Hare Always Bought
Clears the
JT aW
Use For Over 30 Years.
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fufllaiiJ, tiivsou. ronmM W
l lani School for Boys. , f
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ARTHUR C. NUWILL, Principal
FORSAUO.
fin Senoiid HkmiI NlrhuK A Nhenanl
Hpnralor. MW, 'with wind aiitrkar,
mi) ruu f; bariialn. InquU nl
' JOHN IHMH.H.
rw.t Monlaaa St.. Puritan.!. Or.
tUltohmU, lYefpDis
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Bast tin Earth'
aarajna It la mmle of Ilia haal malarial rawalhta
to buy. 1'ua NiaMMfa'lnrn eil!mlr jut, t
le a aat eut al.va ilia niaritat iirn w imhm
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ue aiaia. wlNli lafairlmi fw 1 1 4
a ataatnf nu. which mean, an liiv4ltiintia
wit.) Mure at aaarlv owe aiiMlea JiM ar,
Ml It; II KM. Wanna we iluril.l ntt
en.mr. anautuoo, SuUMt, ainastit ami lUm
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Austin
Well Machines
WATrtt fK 016
WIIKKS.
BEAU. A CO., .
Oon. Agts.
208
Front St,
Portland, Or
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